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Devilsgun/r/MGTOW227/01/20 07:36 AM
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You're free to leave any time you like and pursue that 'bigger, better deal' but you can never come home. You only get one shot at being in my home.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/07/21 09:08 PM
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A wise man once told me "Hoes is Simple Creatures" ​ He thought I was making light of that golden wisdom when it's genuine brilliance caused me to laugh out loud, but I explained that he was so absolutely right about women's nature that I couldn't help but find my shock at his wisdom humorous. We parted ways on friendly terms but that statement was a real game changer for me, and here's why: I have had a LOT of young women do completely senseless things against me in my younger days - They'd gho…
/r/MGTOW214/07/21 04:45 AM
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The 'love of your life' was the dude who ejaculated into your pussyhole and made babbies. But you blew it, and now the only things that you'll ever love are those 3 critters that have a part of him inside of their genetic makeup. Your pair-bonding ability was squandered on a hit-and-run, how stupid do you have to be to think you'll ever recapture that feeling and be able to stay in one place?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/21 11:50 PM
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"So much for having it all, right Barbie?" They never learn.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/21 11:44 PM
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Another likely case of "Not 'hurt' so much as 'HURRRRRRRRRT!!!'" to gain people's sympathy and to manipulate others
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/21 11:40 PM
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Sugar babies are willing sexual mercenaries that utilize their looks and sex for money and, as such, warrant no consideration for long-term relationship material. Honestly it's just prostitution with extra steps. You can't cheat on a whore, just like you aren't 'cheating' on your grocery store when you buy your commodities at a different store
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/21 11:33 PM
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Honestly, after the shit I've seen guys go through, and the shit I've been through due to these hoes, this chick's bullshit is downright delicious... What a fucking disasterpiece
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/21 11:31 PM
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Lets homie drive car without license or insurance Thuggins riggity-riggity-wrecks her shit while high and drunk, bounces. Drugs and gun without serial # found in wreckage. Co-signing parents flip. Finance company shits themselves. Car of woman he hit while doing donuts in the parking lot threatens to sue. Cops considering pressing charges on her, but back off after DA goes Whiteknight. Credit perma-fucked. Repaying loan on car that she no longer has at 15-24% APR Seeks simple, thirsty beta to 's…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/21 11:23 PM
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Granny has weenie dog duckface going on. Must be mental
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/21 12:45 AM
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Yeah, don't want NextChad getting his dick snaggled when she bounces 'cause she's soooooo booooored by Betabux
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/07/21 11:49 PM
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Nah, quite the opposite. It was all just a con job to get some poontang. In truth I was the dating equivalent of a 'Buy Here Pay Here' car lot. I'd get the wrecks dirt cheap, polish their egos up a bit, send them off the lot, and have them haul themselves back to repeat the process until they finally 'stuck' elsewhere, moved away, or got such intolerable Baby Rabies that they had to have someone, ANYONE 'fill in the blank' in her womb (which I apparently couldn't, thankfully)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/07/21 11:21 PM
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Yeah, she was pretty doughy and entitled sounding Standard Western Whore Shit
/r/MGTOW211/07/21 10:23 PM
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It only works for Goth Chicks, Punk Chicks, etc which you KNOW are disastertrash. Average Basic Bitches should NOT be trying to act DeLuxe. (Full Disclosure - My 'target market' is Goth Chicks, Punk Chicks, etc. I know my own toxicity levels are OVER 9000 and yes, caveat emptor is my modus operandi)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/07/21 07:55 PM
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I considered myself a 'restorer of women' for a good, long time since they'd come to me after Chads had basted her and bounced, and I would make them feel sooooo good that after a while she'd finally have the confidence to find a new Chad to baste her pussyhole, asshole, and mouthhole once again... It was all good though, since my only concern was getting my share of the pie. Hell, I even helped them pack up. They'd invariably come back to fuck some more, since I didn't freak the fuck out and cr…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/07/21 07:53 PM
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Well now that comes after YOU enter the picture. You babysit while she takes on loans, studies with the hatedykes, and sucks dick between classes. When she's done she dumps you, strip mines you via the cucked Whiteknight legal system, and bounces. You get to pay her bills forevermore
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/07/21 07:50 PM
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Not my job, bitch. Fix thyself. On a side note she looks like the love child of Mr. Bean and Sid from Ice Age. She has nothing to bargain with except her gash, which we all know is a universal commodity that isn't worth jack shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/07/21 07:48 PM
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She'll have a full 180 about-face to find herself in anything other than eternal fucktoy mode or jammed into a hellish 'jellyfish' relationshit. Oh, after her fall she'll try to glean a maximum amount of Conservatism's best traits while maintaining as many of her shitty Leftist 'empowerments' as she can, and if she finds a church indoctrinated sucker that will sell himself out for the 'love' of a stretched out fatty sniggle mother whore she might do fairly well at it for a good, long while, but …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/07/21 07:46 PM
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"Progessive" males exhibit all of the worst traits of the feminine - Jealousy, snappiness, snark, greed, immaturity, etc. If women wanted to date women they'd be lesbians. Conservative men act like MEN. Women, no matter how twisted and hostile they act due to the influences of Feminism and pop culture, want to feel protected, provided for, and led by a competent master. If men can't or won't assume this roll government will, to the detriment of human liberty.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/07/21 07:38 PM
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I guess that having cum dripping out of her aching orifices while some bro-dude who won't even look at her throws her a dirty towel and tells her to clean up before the Uber arrives isn't very romantic to her after all
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/21 11:36 PM
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Dude's gonna come ambling back with smokes, stoned and mumbling like a dumbfuck, swinging his dick around in his loose-ass basketball shorts, acting like a motherfucking fool because he thinks he's "so gangsta", and she'll be sucking his dick later tonight after they get into yet another fight about retarded shit... Assuming he doesn't get arrested again. Hopefully they won't impound the Nissan Altima so she can get her Section 8 voucher and hit up Dollar Tree tomorrow before posting bail. Maybe…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/21 11:33 PM
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"I'm the man who put the 'shiv' in chivalry" - My response when asked why I'm not a gentleman
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/21 11:30 PM
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Chad Thundercock didn't have to hold the door open for you. Hell, he didn't have to do shit but let you drag him to the bedroom and nut like a beast in your pussyhole. Why should every other guy have to work so goddamned hard to 'be a gentleman' when you let your cooch get overbasted by every random frat douche with zero 'chivalry'? You're a wasted, basted, broken, alpha widowed dickriding wallplower that doesn't understand that your value as marriage/romance material is GONE. You gave your best…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/21 11:29 PM
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Beta-bux or prison filler, depending on the genes of the next baster boy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/21 11:23 PM
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"You can't handle these lumps, Fin"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/21 11:23 PM
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Lumpy af and shitbag attitude. Pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/21 11:19 PM
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She now has a permanent abusive, immature jerk to tend to every. Day. Of. Her. Fucked. Life. Single mothers do not raise well-balanced men, especially in this shitbag hyperfeminist society
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/21 10:49 PM
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Inspin is just a Chadspin that's lost momentum, really. Ride's over, hon. Should have found something better to do with your fertile years than getting wasted and basted
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 03:15 AM
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Oh man, that poor Chadspawn is fucked. Mother is a dumb cunt and has a shitbag attitude. At best she'll land a low-T bumblefuck that will only illustrate how much manlier his/her dad is when he's out on parole, which will no doubt result in a LOT of angst in their middling suburban hell hole when they ask mom why she didn't stick with the Chad Dad
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 03:14 AM
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Ugh, shut up. Same goddamned single mother preaching shit, we fucking get it. That's why you don't have mid- and upper-class dudes on your case, lady. Trash.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 03:05 AM
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It's Mewton's 4th Law
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 02:54 AM
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Good, be single with your entitled shitbag attitude, bitch. Note how her hypergamy launched her requirements into hyperspace, even though she's a lump with a stretched out spoo tube
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 02:41 AM
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Chadhammad Chicks Be Upon Him
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 02:36 AM
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Restraining order from last ex - STRIKE Needs new baby daddy - STRIKE Never met a penis she didn't like - STRIKE And this is just the tip of her fetid dumpster fire personality. You down to get fucked over for an illusory chance at her commodity-level cooch? Yeah? Sit your dumb ass down and think this shit through if the answer isn't a 'Hell No' No pussy is worth her crazy shit. If I'm gonna dip into insanity the girl has gotta be genuine Goth
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 02:34 AM
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When it comes to dicking down, women measure you against the thickest throbbing Chad they've had up inside of their pussy, ass, and mouth holes When it comes to paying up, women measure you against the thirstiest, most generous Beta Bux tryhard they or their 'friends' have ever had paying their way With women you never really get judged on your own merit, unless you're the very first to bang her. A lot of girls judge you on their father's or uncle's 'merits', hmmm
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 02:30 AM
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Looks problematic
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 02:27 AM
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Okay. Not a fucking chance. Focus on your fuck trophy from here on out, not hoe-ing Just keeping it real with ya
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 02:24 AM
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A "Career Woman" is part of her boss' harem, and akin to a combination of unrepentant whore and chaste nun who dedicates her life to a false god
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 02:19 AM
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Low-value slut seeks high-value man, what a twist! Gotta crawl outta your dumpster, baby.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 02:03 AM
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She shagged the Sheriff... Now she has to grab the deputy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 02:03 AM
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Needs dude ready to ManUp, settle down, and commit Dresses like it's a permanent vacation already, stupid hoodie footies and all. It won't get better Only thing dude is 'committing' to is seppuku
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 02:02 AM
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The Dollar Tree Turkey Baster did the deed though Died in the process, but delivered nonetheless RIP baster
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 02:00 AM
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Chick wants a booster rocket to push her up from the sniggle mother swamp into geosynchronous orbit, where she can suck fat juicy college Chad dick again at his apartment and tell Betabux that she's 'studying with a friend' until 3am
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 01:59 AM
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Homegirl got BASTED Then Chad left her WASTED Now YOU get to be her Own Personal Jesus, individually wrapped up into a sexless relationship and handled frozen for her protection Anything For Bebbie, For Bebbie iz Muh Werld and You Ain't But Your Wallet is Welcome Here
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 01:54 AM
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I don't chase does. I don't put up with does that won't lift for me. Give it up or you're meat, NEXT
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/21 04:45 AM
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Slather that old base model thing up with some Armor-All, add sawdust to her transmission, roll the odometer back, and throw her on the lot with a huge markup. As-Is, No Warranty. What's the worst that could happen?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/21 08:55 PM
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Single Moms are Single Servings
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/21 03:39 PM
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And now he's got syphilis... How? She said she was faithful tho! Oh, guess she slipped up on one of those 'girl's nights out' again. No wonder her bestie was sneering at you when she came over to pick wifey up
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/21 01:55 AM
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Okay, let's go ahead and do a full-bore legalization of prostitution then... Wait, what? Don't want your household hegemony threatened by easy mercenary pussy? AHHHHH I see...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/21 01:53 AM
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Fucking overblown cunt Enjoy cats and box wine, 'cool aunt'. You're gonna earn your irrelevance
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/21 01:48 AM
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I've seen a LOT of guy 'gold diggers', in both Scrub and Pimp class Women hold onto them like they're made of near-solid gold with a chewy Bitcoin center
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/21 09:00 PM
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Things I seek in women - Decent 'loyalty' emulation (because let's be honest here...), something resembling empathy, decent (fuckable) looks, non-shitty attitude, warm, wet orifices that I can put things into, etc Things I do not seek in women - Constant tales of 'Her Incredible Success' (Because braggards are horrible fucking people in all genders), putdowns, arrogance, etc. Just Fucking Lift. It's so easy even rabbits can do it. Give the guy a 'fall off' and go from there, and shut the fuck ou…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/21 08:59 PM
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Empowerment only goes so far as the back kitchen door. The dumpster is a trip too far for women
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/21 08:55 PM
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With 'successful' women you end up with both a built-in competitor/ball buster on your ass all day in your own house AND a crying, helpless wench demanding that you help her when she's getting her fee-fees beaten up at work by the man she's more dedicated to and sees more often than you, her boss. There is no 'win'. The pussy will dry up 'cause |been busy @ work, can't right now| but if you don't go full bore with support and admiration she'll dump you for being 'non-supportive of her needs'. If…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/21 08:53 PM
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Chicks will 'share' a perceived Alpha, even with their underaged daughters, just to get into the running to perma-win the "Prized Chad Dick".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/21 12:00 AM
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Most excellent transformation! You've gained mastery over your life Well done!
/r/MGTOW218/06/21 03:48 AM
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NNNNNNO! MUH bebbie! MUH werld! NOT YOURS! GIVE MONEY!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/06/21 12:09 AM
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I too Press X to Doubt
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/06/21 12:08 AM
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Funny that. I've found Colorado girls to be dreadful, especially around Denver/Boulder. Had a visiting Philly girl that was on point about wanting to get naked, got a few rural CO girls that weren't completely delusional, etc, but still stuck their noses up waaaaaay high until after bebbie and divorce were in place
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/06/21 12:06 AM
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Just think about the kind of hate you have to have inside of you to hate ANY race. Multiply that by at least 5x if you hate your OWN race Explains a LOT of these angry af leftie white chicks
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/06/21 12:04 AM
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Manly. Got a non-curvy lumpbody, hella chin, kinda sinister looking grimace, dead eyes, troublesome glasses, shit attitude, bebbie in tow, and doesn't want for my bebbies to be part of the insta-family? AND SHE'S A SCORPIO! I will gladly and immediately put myself into my place, bitch. Waaaaaay over here, far far away from YOU.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/06/21 12:02 AM
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The few good ones do, in fact, help single mothers raise Chad's kids. My aunts did that. I mean it was a rough goddamned time sometimes, with the insane family power dynamics, outright man-hating, and weaponization of children (such as myself, aka the Golden Child) against my mother for familial matriarchal hegemony that occurred in our home, but I probably still fared better than a shitkid in some Section 8 Felon Farm
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/21 11:50 PM
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That's not empowering. Having to lay up under a MAN and act like you enjoy having his non-Chad body juices inside of you? Ewwwww! Grody! Why can't the hot guys stick around tho? He never comes to see his kids and these loser guys won't even ManUp and StepUp to the Plate to be a father to the kid either. I blame misogynistic patriarchal men for making me this way /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/21 11:47 PM
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This assumes that women pay attention and learn the lesson.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/21 11:44 PM
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If you feel the stigma of a word like Feminist there's good reason for it. Feminists are the cancer cells that infect the body politique with the cancer known as Feminism. Your mother poisoned you with Feminism. You became a cancer cell, took a corp job instead of a husband, fucked around, found out, and still don't have the wherewithall to be honest about how you ended up in a fucking dead end life because you can't admit that you're wrong (gotta Stay Strong and Empowered Sisters!), so yeah go …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/21 11:43 PM
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The word ‘spinster’ is still freighted with pity and misogyny, yet the number of women living this way is growing. Sit and Spin, Inspins. You've earned this shit. You never learn
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/21 11:37 PM
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“If you want a picture of my eternal Hot Girl Summer, imagine an Alpha Chad, slamming my tight hot ass doggy style—for ever.” - This Fucking Chick
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/21 11:35 PM
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She's dating schrodinger's boyfriend. Does Schrodinger know of this? Maybe he doesn't want to know, so that her infidelity can always remain a 50/50 potential and not be found to be a 100% reality...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/21 11:33 PM
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She got that Bitch-On-Wheels look to her that makes me wanna go the opposite direction. You know the one, faux confidence mixed with a base model ascerbic 'wit' that consists of snap backs, snide comments, and comparisons to others thrown into a pity salad to add 'flavor' to her otherwise washed-up vanilla Basic Bitch PowerGrrrl 'tude, which has served her sooooo well over the decades since she first landed on the market... You can bet that time spent with her will be regrettable, no matter how …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/21 11:31 PM
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I'm sure the diddling creepos will appreciate you offering up your daughters as 'part of the deal' like that Do these chicks even think this shit through? Nvm, I know they don't, duh.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/21 04:44 PM
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Middle aged chicks always act like they're just fine... In truth, it's their 20-something daughters that are 'fine'. Now step out of the way grandma, we're going on a date.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/21 04:43 PM
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This chick got the genders swapped. It's MEN who put WOMEN into the 'nice to have' category, and who stop putting up with Dumb Young Cumdumpster Shit when we get to our forties Women can say that they're living their best lives when single at 40+ but we all know that deep down inside there's a raging harpy that's tearing at their gizzards for 'not settling down and making babies'. Men don't have this issue.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/21 04:39 PM
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Powerful. Just like everything that a woman writes. So brave and inspiring. Live, Laugh, Love. Get Basted. Muh Bebbie iz Muh Werld. Cool Wine Aunt. Blah. Blah. Blah. Cope, I suppose.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/21 04:14 PM
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Girl got B A S T E D Life got W A S T E D Who here is ManEnough© to StepUp© and be the man dat Bebbie whu iz hur werld needz in its life? Hmm? None of you? No takers? Maury Povich is ashamed of you all. A RealMan© would abandon his dreams and save this creampie princess from the consequences of her short-sighted lusty idiocy, and he'd look the other way when she 'oopsies' again and creates another bebbie, in fact he'd straight up ManUp© and raise that mocha miracle like it was his own child. Whe…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/21 04:07 PM
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Big list for human trash. Social Media has been a goddamned disaster for humanity.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/21 11:22 PM
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"Done with games, huh. Aight.. I just got a new boat tho, and I know he's out of town on business, soooo yeah, you're down."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/21 11:00 PM
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He's Everything You Want He's Everything You Need He's Everything Inside of You That You Wish You Could Be He Says All The Right Things At Exactly The Right Time But He Means Nothing To You And You Don't Know Why Hmmm, sounds awfully familiar to us Gen Xers
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/21 03:31 AM
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This Doe Lifts Easy as pie - No date needed! Just throw some Timothy Hay down, she lifts her tail, you can get that fall-off like nothing! Baste her inner tubes, bounce outta there like a real G, no worries 'cause Beta Bux gonna raise those kits like they're his very own
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/21 03:25 AM
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Local Black Woman - Stop looting and vandalizing everything! They're gonna blame it on us! White Suburban BLM Chick - We're here to help you! You don't understand that stopping us from spraying BLM on this building and smashing all the windows before we burn it down is just your systemic oppression manifesting in defense of your white bourgeois oppressors, duh Mostly peaceful Protesting, according to the Corporate Femstream Media
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/21 03:16 AM
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"But... But I can at least be her squire for a bit, right?" - Some Chumpy Swiper that done fell in love w/ her pic
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/21 11:06 PM
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Um, lady... Those weren't frogs. That's why you got warts T O A D I E
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/21 11:05 PM
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Be Loved By Normal Dude < Be In Line For Alpha Chad In Case That Bitch He's With Fucks Up Enjoy stirring your own pot with a plastic stick, femcel
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/21 11:04 PM
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College is where women get their cunts, assholes, mouths, and debts stretched by a long line of young bucks while they're all on heavy drugs and drunk af If she's been to college her body count (both fucking and abortion counts) are yuge
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/21 03:19 AM
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This pet pig deserves to be eaten by the angry hordes of poors
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 11:50 PM
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Whore School AND Crippling Student Debt? Sign me up!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 11:49 PM
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Sooo go look for the dude that basted your ovaries? Or is that too easy mode for you, dearie?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 11:46 PM
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If this 'controversy' is problematic then there's always the option of NOT putting a pic with another dude into your profile, sweetie. Just... Just putting that out there. My guess is that she's got him in the profile pic so Beta Bailouts can get accustomed to the fellow that basted her pussyhole and created HUR WELRD with his boiling hot spermz
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 11:45 PM
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Black Lives Matter ... Half-Black Lives need to have mommy find a Beta Bailout
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 11:43 PM
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"It just kinda happened, all right? We went to Burger King, he bought us some Whoppers, and somehow we ended up at the place where he's staying and had sex. You can't expect me to not care about the father of my child! We have an eternal connection, and if that's a problem maybe we need to take some time off"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 11:40 PM
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They're on BOTH sides of the uncanny valley
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 11:39 PM
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Looking For A Real Serious Relationship Goofy kid filter on a fucksite Yeah, sure lady.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 11:38 PM
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Don't forget to make the entire nation switch to your new church first
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 11:37 PM
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Phillipians 4:13 Tattoos are my favorite Leviticus has entered the chat
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 11:35 PM
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TBF she might be able to land the Marlon Brando lookalike from South Park... But her ass might end up on a monkey
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 03:26 AM
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PoundMeToo is like a fine (boxed) wine... It takes years for a 'vintage' accusation to become something worth sharing
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 03:25 AM
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"I mean, yeah, it feels good when I'm inside of you, but when you start bitching at me over dumb shit while you're taking the kid to change their shit-filled diaper I'm not down with it." That shit attitude of hers vs guns, Trump, and Jesus is a major relationship fail too, and I'm not even into two of those three things all that much
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 03:21 AM
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Just close your eyes, imagine someone attractive, and try to ignore the grunts and ham-fisted handjob prelude
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 03:07 AM
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Flexing femininity with a beard > being a flubby, squarebody chick with a shitty 'challenging' attitude to everyone
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 03:29 AM
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"Ugh, okay okay fine. You can suck it, but don't come up from under the cloth, and make sure you swallow. Gugh... Eww, let's just get this over with, ok?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 02:40 AM
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No, they were just brutes that flakked her and smacked her, then bounced Doms are a different breed altogether
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 02:38 AM
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Just drop a hot new human remix every 9 months or so and get PAID
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 02:36 AM
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dating Don't waist my time
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 02:36 AM
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She ratchets, fo sho
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 02:34 AM
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Where the real daddies that ain't? Nice tat tho. Can I keep your skin when you die?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 02:33 AM
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Dig through the mass of clothes in the corner, using the 'sniff test' to determine if they're the ones you washed or the others that you threw over there over the past two weeks, use pudgy fingers to order three family meals to 'fill the void', stiff the delivery girl, get into the ugly chair carefully so it doesn't break again, dig the remote out from under your ass cheeks, turn on Netflix, select a Woke lesbian coming-of-age Netflix Original Series, and with a snort finish the last of the Cool…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 02:30 AM
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THAT is a beefy manbody with girl parts if I've ever seen one FWBs and hookups aren't gonna be a 'problem' for you bro
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 02:24 AM
1

It's been 5/5 so far. Just how many more fatties do I have to bang to get a proper sample size?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 12:12 AM
11

"She's Special. She's The One" Highly unlikely. Dudes are just smitten with the kitten, which (lest we forget) is a commodity and not a special treasure that only she can bestow upon your jock.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/21 11:34 PM
14

The women I've broken up with tend to change drastically the moment they're out the door. Had one go from listening to alternative/nu-metal music to going full-on country when she flipped her lid. Same one that said we'd still be friends and who brought her guy over to meet me (*poor dude basted her ovaries and put a baby in her, which was her big goal in life. Same girl that told me to come over to her parent's house to fuck her raw or she'd call the cops on my hoarder family, so yeah I guess a…
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre06/06/21 07:17 PM
1

Right, your days of 'funny business' are over... So get your ass off Tinder and into church Your life is all about bebbie nao.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/21 06:53 PM
10

Ironic. There's nothing less serious in the world than a 23 year old single mom to 4 thugspawn. She didn't take sex seriously, or her relationship(s), if any. Figures that she's seeking a 'serious' bailout beta bux to save her and her spawn.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/21 06:47 PM
8

Chad busted up inside of her cunt, she's won the Genetic Game already. You're just free parking and a bailout ATM
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/21 06:39 PM
3

I've found out that a big heart ain't shit. Women value a fat dick more, and guys value a tight pussy more. Millions of 'big hearts' bleed, alone, cold, and lamenting existence, every day and nobody gives a fuck... That's just humans, too. Animals have much bigger, more open hearts and they die by the billions for our meals. But, besides that, she's fat, stretched, with bebbie. No thanks, my heart isn't that big
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/21 06:36 PM
5

Narrator: The Men's Store actually has 8 floors. Nancy found that out the hard way.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/21 06:06 PM
28

no man can compete against a man who only exists in her head : a never-aging, idealized amalgamation of the best traits of every man she's been with. This is why women lust after fictional characters, such as vampires. Just imagine the girlprops you'll earn from your frenemies if you can seduce a sexy, desirable, rich, kinda scary acting, immortal Ultimate Alpha Chad that's literally run through 10,000 village chicks but who is willing to put it all on the line just to be with YOU! Wow You Go Gi…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/21 06:02 PM
17

Used Women invariably judge the new guy's qualities against the best qualities of the Past Chads Used Women inevitably downplay the Past Chad's faults and shift their focus onto magnifying the new guy's faults Used Women always end up crucifying the new guy for the sins of the Past Chads. Past Chads can do anything and gain a twisted sort of sainthood with the Used Woman. The new man will never be acknowledged, no matter what he does, because every 'open slot' in her being has been penetrated by…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/21 05:58 PM
2

Lumpy, unfeminine, has a 3/4 scale manface with optional Resting Bitch Mode permanently enabled, looks like a constant nagging pain type as well, picture perfect Maury Povich show fodder clear down to the Moon Pie marrow... And now she's done playing games. Some sorrowful scrawny hayseed will probably StepUp© to the plate and ManUp©, wife this hoe, adopt the thugspawn daughter, and think he's got a shot at a happy marriage. Small towns have a nasty habit of being hotbeds of whoredom, since they'…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/21 07:28 AM
4

Same thing that happened to being 'ashamed' of getting an abortion - Feminism 3.0 Shameless harlots are making videos of them pregnant, drinking wine prior to an abortion, and smugly declaring "I am the woman that Republicans fear" over and over, to the approval and adulation of thousands of fellow whores Our society either dies fast, or it dies slowly, and they're to blame.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/21 07:20 AM
21

Getting properly Chadbasted by some double-barrel balls has a way of getting chicks to settle down. That's the pinnacle of their life. Once she's been to the top there's nowhere else to go but down, down, down, and hopefully land on a decently high precipice nearer to the top of Mt. Fuck, from whence she hath fallen, than her whoring fellows... Your role, as NewMan, will be to support her thugbroken carcass and StepUp© /ManUp© to help raise those kids that Mr. Exciting Gangster Ding-a-Ling didn'…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/21 07:15 AM
9

A+ in attracting all of the emotionally unavailable men Also going for a masters in pedo baiting, it would seem...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/21 07:04 AM
10

It's the blubber/the non-feminine body shape/infantile 'pudgy' proportions/accompanying bootie stink/unwashed fat roll sweat stank/rashes/pimples under the folds/inability to pick them up and bang them against the wall/lazy flopdown starfish fucking where you do all the work/constant unhappy demeanor/anger/etc that kinda kills it for me, but that's because I am a horrible person.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/21 07:00 AM
3

35 going on 15 mentally, and Fucking Hell that goddamned sunglasses filter tho... Total clown video on her part. Congrats to James for fucking that pussy and rolling out... You Monster :)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/21 06:56 AM
8

She's super serious about God now. It was cool for Chad to baste her pussyhole and make her shat out a bebbie or two, but you.... Oh my, my, my... YOU get to be her Own Personal Jesus and ManUp© to save those Pwecious Jesus Bebbiez, get zero pussy 'cause she's super serious nao, and StepUp© to the plate with your money while she probably fucks some punk asshole Mon-Sat while you're doing OT, gets B A S T E D raw-dogg style, 'prays for forgivness' on Sunday, and finally lets you 'get some' in a '…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/21 01:00 AM
3

I can tell by that last message from the guy that he isn't Joe Biden
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/21 11:27 PM
1

Sounds like a more Christmas-oriented Type O Negative singer name
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/21 04:12 AM
8

The Chads are going purely by instinct, i.e. swiping left/right depending on the Pickle Tickle Quotient the woman has, because after he bastes her holes nothing else is of any importance. Is she fuckable or not? That's it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/21 03:37 AM
12

House parties, clubs, etc Seeking Family Oriented Guy Uhhhh...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/21 03:35 AM
28

The things you should be looking for in a man at 38: - Pulse (*optional) Tick Tock
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/21 03:32 AM
10

If you're not impregnating her she'll find a thuggins to baste her ovaries while you're off at work, sniggle the thugspawn under the radar as best she can, and claim that you're the daddy by finally giving you 5 minutes of bland missionary style humping after seven months of pussy embargo and claiming that your spermies were the winners in her hootus, because the bioclock is a'tickin'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/21 03:28 AM
1

A Master's Degree, for most women, is nothing more than a gold star that cost $200k+ and which saps her most fertile years from her so her friends could be more jealous and snippy about her than they usually are, oh and it also kicks her hypergamy into outer space so that practically no man out there will ever be 'good enough' for her over-educated dumb ass. Guys with Master's degrees, if they're genuinely smart, will find a woman who ISN'T a competitive Feminist She-Beast in a Pant Suit and wif…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/21 03:26 AM
2

"Muh Werld" Also, muh titties
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/21 03:19 AM
2

It works because most women are very superficial, short-sighted, and fantasy prone. If you can sniggle into her spirit and become part of her fantasy she'll do anything to bring that 'dream' into reality. Unfortunately tall, dark, and handsome not only beats out loving, reliable, and kind, but it also masks felonious, lying, cheating, narcissistic, etc when her imagination takes hold. Sooo yeah, douse yourself with cologne, look good, and go pump 'n dump these hoes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/21 03:16 AM
1

TL;DR - "I blew it. I was young once and could have had a real shot at landing a good guy, having a family, etc but what would my trifling hoe friends have said about me?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/21 03:13 AM
1

By "men" she must be referring to the sexual elite/Alpha Chads, seeing how she said "no no, not the boys", and we all know that anyone who isn't a sexual elisits/Alpha Chad is obviously just a boy. What does she offer up though? Middling looks, bad attitude, a downward spiral relationship that will become Hell on earth for any guy who gets with her, etc etc. No thanks. Not even sure I'd fuck her, and I have very loose morals/'wide spectrum attraction' to various types of women, just not her type
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/21 03:12 AM
4

I'm not "fat phobic", I'm fuckyouphobic Unlike Fin from Adventure Time I can, indeed, handle some lumpy space princesses, but the condescending way in which this beast came at me to 'explain' shit to me like I was 5 years old is a massive megaton turn-off. My bet is that she doesn't get that fact, and instead blames guys who are turned off by her shitbag attitude and garbage Leftie/Wokefuck talking point shit for 'being fat phobic'. Nope, it's you. All you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/21 04:46 AM
30

Chicks get B A S T E D and dumped by the sexual elites, aka the 10%er Chads, and then use the remainder of men as proxy whipping boys to try and distract from their own feelings of getting owned, bamboozled, and fucked over because of their own stupidity.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/21 06:06 AM
4

Why not forget about her special kid? She does whenever she can foist them off on the grandparents or betadad while she's off fucking thugdicks
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/21 10:41 PM
1

Great news, bitch! There's a sale on boxed wine up on the Sixth Floor, so you can stock up and murder your liver while you reminisce and cry about your faillife to your stupid cats.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/21 10:41 PM
2

While you're down there... Hold this football, Lucy. (Walk off, leaving idiot hoe holding dirty ass football)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/21 10:38 PM
2

You don't get these dumb 'dating after 40' issues when you get married in your 20s and stick with it Just sayin', chicko Love, Megatoxic 40-Something Dude That Doesn't Wanna Fuck Your Sorry Old Ass
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/21 10:37 PM
6

She kinda doughy to be making these kinds of demands
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/21 10:35 PM
4

Women are still pissed off about getting fooled by dudes in KISS boots in the Seventies, hence the now ironclad height requirements Dudes having to suffer for women's dumbassery yet again, just sayin'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/21 10:33 PM
6

"But... But I VOTED for you! Are you being serious right now? Really, dude? C'mooooooon, dude! No!" - Famous Last Words of a Dopey Hoe
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/21 10:30 PM
2

Chicks, take those 'powerful' Red Salute fists and use them for a good purpose! Here's some lube. I like it when you start off gently stroking me before you look up and start sucking
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/21 10:28 PM
2

If she dropped the 'tude I'd give a dog a bone, but I'm notorious for humping slump busters
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/21 10:26 PM
6

"Now that the Bad Boys are out of my system I've grown up, and now it's all about raising my beautiful angel children. Are you Man Enough© to ManUp© and Step Up To The Plate© or are you a loser? Don't waste my time"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/21 10:24 PM
2

With rabbits if there is a buck in the cage with the doe he'll fuck her between birthing of kits With humans doing rabbit shit is ratchet af
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/21 10:21 PM
2

4'11" Demands a guy who is 6'+, no doubt Adds +5 Squalling Brats to party
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/21 10:20 PM
1

You don't get to fuck the sensual, sexy, ready and willing to blow you devil that she was, you get to be her Own Personal Jesus and sacrifice your life to pay for her carnal sins by helping to raise *her* three angels
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 01:13 AM
5

I'm sure Kirkland Signature Angelina Jolie will do just fine in her quest to find a sucker to ManUp© and raise her Storebrand Brad Pitt spawn like it was his very own, and they'll ignore her 'liberal' bullshit and constant drama/social 'whoopsies' w/thugwangs because dudes have bargain basement standards nowadays.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 01:11 AM
8

The Love of Money is the Root of THIS evil ass hoe, for sure. Can't believe we live in a failed society where these kind of overinflated doof-class whores can make demands like this when they offer, at best, rotcore beat up store-brand poon and lil' Chadwick "Coitus Interruptus" McThuggins in the other room set to drop another hot diaper slurry mix and scream at any second 24/7/365 Shaddap
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/21 04:07 AM
1

If I'm taking care of you and you think I'm getting nothing in return from you... You're a fool. Sure, I'll take you and your kits in for free, provide you a decent hutch, plenty of timothy hay/pellets/water/etc, clean out the drop trays every once in a while, provide you with security from coyotes, feral cats, etc, but eventually there comes a time when you have to pay your dues... I'll breed you to the bucks, keep you producing kits, and use them for meat and pelts, and when your sorry old ass…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/21 03:52 AM
6

His rendition of 'Wonderwall' is a real panty dropper, if she's drunk enough Maybe he can crash at her place for a few until his main girl takes him back
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/05/21 03:52 AM
2

What a bellowing beast. Standard American Dating Fare though, in this fallen age.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/21 11:49 PM
3

That's why I do self-checkout... Somewhere besides fucking Walmart
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/21 11:47 PM
10

Musicians are where women's dreams go to die in a fiery realization crash after he burns the rubber off her wheels
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/21 11:40 PM
8

Demanding low-end schlubs asking premium prices for their blown-out goodies is not a winning strategy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/21 11:38 PM
1

Lo and behold she already has pics of the 19 dudes to blame it on up on the TV immediately after the first dookie hits the cloth...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 10:17 PM
5

Woman - Muh Doggo Iz Muh Werld Stunning and brave, independent! Much Empowered, Very Unique, Special Girl, Wow! Guy - The only 'person' I can trust is my dog Loser, pathetic balding middle-aged nobody, incel, bullshit some more about how 'happy' you are as a single, unlovable nobody ya pussy! LOL
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 08:52 PM
2

Kinda hard to get a pic without the mobility scooter in it when you need the scooter to move around you know
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 08:46 PM
5

You can totally tell by that superseriousface that the nagging party will never, ever stop. She'd nag your dying corpse as you faded into the Void after a self-inflicted gunshot wound , no doubt about it I KNOW YOU'RE DYING BUT DID YOU GET THE MILK I ASKED YOU TO GET? SO YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT I SAID TO YOU TO DO
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 08:45 PM
15

The unwashed belly roll/fupa rash adds a distinctive 'dead mouse corpse' smell that is unmistakable, and which likely won't go away without a course of heavy duty antibiotics After all, once you've gone asexual you kinda stop worrying about stanks
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 08:41 PM
12

I'll have two number fours, in Supreme, with the Baja Blast in large, a twelve pack of regular tacos, two seven-layer burritos, a cheesy crunch wrap, four Doritos Locos Tacos in Supreme, and some cinnamon twists. Okay kids, now what do you guys want to eat? I mean yeah, you're paying so order whatever you want dude. Oh, and let's get Free Parking a bean burrito combo with a Sierra Mist
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 08:39 PM
1

She's probably eaten multiple cats and dogs
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 08:36 PM
3

I'd imagine her 'jet fuel' would melt it if a Chad crashed into her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 08:35 PM
17

Asexual "fun", like taking the kids to Cuck E. Cheese so they can have fun while we read our phones, or going to the park where the kids can run around while we sit in the car and read our phones, or taking us to the kid's doctor's visit so they can get vaccinated and then stopping at Dairy Queen so you can buy us ice cream and the kids can eat it while we read our phones, or grocery shopping for the kids, or buying new phones to read, or pretty much anything that's all about Muh Werlds and/or m…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 08:34 PM
19

THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I told you already that if you had paid attention to my needs this never would have happened, GOD! You're so selfish! Besides it wasn't about love, I just had... Needs. OH LIKE YOU CARE NOW, COME ON. This is YOUR fault. - Fucking Chicks, amirite?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 08:31 PM
2

Sooo basically this flomp is in a de facto open relationship where the master baster is denied pussy access while Lumpy Space Princess rides your cock to paradise within earshot of both her backup paramour/spern donor/moneybags/Free Parking babysitter and her byproduct. Sounds cozy /s Just imagine the fiery looks he'll level at you when she's backing that fat naked ass up to your Johnson when he comes in to ask about baby formula or whatever... Sleep tight. I'm sure the kitchen knives are locked…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 08:28 PM
12

Let's ask their parole officers
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 08:21 PM
8

Brainy Symp can raise the Thugspawn while she balloons out to hefalump proportions and gets basted by her ex when he needs a couch to crash on after he escapes the court-mandated halfway house
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 08:21 PM
7

She'll probably have NewMan help her redo her Tinder profile... "To make friends", of course. That's why she needs an intelligent man to help her get her fucking age right on the profile
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 08:20 PM
6

Bait and Switch Bitch
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 08:18 PM
7

If I wanted to fuck someone that looked like Eighties Ozzy Osbourne I'd invent a time machine, bring a LOT of drugs along, and probably buy stock in pre-iPhone Apple, Google, and Amazon on the way back, before drinking bleach to try and not feel completely filthy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 08:16 PM
18

Dudes: Chatting with a girl? Cheater! Sending pics? Pack your shit, Cheater! Texting emojis? Fucks your shit up, Cheater! Sexting? Boils rabbit, Cheater! Chicks: Keeps herd of 'old guy friends' in geocentric orbit? Being Nice Sends nudes to dude? You're controlling! Receives Nudes from dude? LOL how did that get there? Gets Basted? This is YOUR FAULT for not being there when I needed you! Squirts out thugg bebbie? YOU ManUP ™and Step Up To Teh Plate™, Muh Bebbie iz Muh Werld Nao
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 03:34 AM
6

You should see the eggplant pic that Chadly Thuggins sent me last night... *fans self with dirty magazine*
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 03:30 AM
3

Divorce, slut. You don't have any right to string your husband along, cheat, or act like a caged dog in heat and cause marital strife. You obviously don't take your vows seriously, or you'd be refocusing your lust onto your husband and preserving the marriage, so break things off before you destroy everyone you rope into this shit. Oh, and don't take anything when you leave either. You don't deserve the fruits of the marriage you're abandoning to act like the whorish rabbit that you are.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 03:27 AM
2

Most guys don't think with their brains. Problem here is that something has to break the Pussy Embargo that's been placed by the hoe masses upon the average everyday dude or things will get absolutely insane.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 03:24 AM
3

She is wrong about OnlyFans being a problem for women that's 'caused by men', of course. The real problem is that women will throw off their clothes, dump their self-respect in the nearest bin, and take fat random dicks/swallow a stranger's cum/get pounded by someone she never met like an animal/act whorish/etc AND upload it all For The Love of MONEY. If women respected themselves enough to say "No" when propositioned to do highly public sex-for-money activities online 'problematic' websites lik…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 03:22 AM
5

Even if he's banging his mother... ... Especially if he's banging his mother. Meanwhile she's got 'daddy issues' and God only knows if she's actually gone and tasted the Forbidden Sausage. I have a knack for being a 'confessional' for people (NOT an emotional tampon, mind you, but a good casual listener that doesn't judge ratty humans on their shit 'cause it's interesting to see how ratty they can be) and a LOT of girls have confided that they've had, shall we say, very 'intimate' family relatio…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 02:44 AM
13

I've considered this move myself. If you put a ring on it they'll like it, go fucking figure... I think it has to do with the notion that the 'stealing' lady believes that she has a genuine, certified ChadChecked™ male who is valuable enough to Some Other Bitch for her to tuck away her hoe card, and that if the 'cheating woman' can bag him that means she's better than the wife, in some weird twisted way... It's got nothing to do with 'the prize' she steals, it all has to do with her proving that…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 02:37 AM
11

"Ready to meet the love of my life without the games or hidden agendas" Had a ball getting basted by the thug of her life after playing a metric shit-ton of games and flexing the hidden agendas until they snapped from stress cracks. But hey, now that YOU'RE here she can finally settle down and get boring, fat, pampered, and entitled until the next Alpha Chad Master Baster gets paroled and gets her digits at the Kroger Once he hits her up it's right back to the games and hidden agendas, but featu…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/21 01:57 AM
6

I will never understand why women think those fake-ass Hemorrhoid cushion lips look 'good' Throw in wide open doof eyes, a gormless shittitude, and modern hoe entitlement? Fergeddaboudit
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/21 01:53 AM
4

... Everything Sad Thanos Face
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/21 01:50 AM
3

Woman, I'm a single dude and, as a snigglemom, you'd never get all of me. You don't warrant that. Bend for the fuck or fuck off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/21 01:45 AM
2

MLM AND hedge trimmered bangs AND she wants MegaAlphaChad AND offers standard layabout 'commodity' pussy and nothing more? Boring. NEXT And I say that as a walking human disaster myself, who in a proper world would be her only real bet
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/21 02:30 AM
3

It's theoretically possible... I think? Might have to wait for the robots at this point tho
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/21 01:45 AM
5

Soooo you think *I* need to be the wife? Fuck that shit, bitch. I can cook, wash, iron, sew, and do it all myself, and get a whore for a few hours instead of putting up with your shit 24/7/365 I win. You lost long ago, hoe.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/21 01:02 AM
3

College is where femininity goes to die and Feminism gets injected deep, deep inside of the 'liberated' slave-minded herd girls that walk out the doors.
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre17/05/21 03:08 AM
11

Heh, yeah actually that 'plot twist' is played as fuck now, like Social Justice 'irony' shit. Same with her being 'bi' and being a 'nerd' (lemmie guess, Hufflepuff? Typical)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/21 02:58 AM
25

If I wanted to fuck a tattooed squarebody/brobod with a shit attitude I'd gay up Women need curves, humility, and feminine traits.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/21 02:56 AM
2

Born under the sign of "Woke" with a "Fascist" ascendant
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 07:00 PM
2

High-Valued Man Lump It doesn't click, sister.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 06:57 PM
7

At her age the only neck that's snapping is her own, as she slams into the wall like she's Dale Earnhardt
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 06:56 PM
21

Her kids will probably also 'bear the brunt' and she'll deny that anything ever happened to them in order to keep TEH ONE, until one of the kids 'rats him out' and he's off to prison again
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 06:49 PM
17

You're right. She was much, much better back then, when she gave the pussy up freely to the shitbags that basted and paced the fuck outta there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 06:47 PM
4

Lady, there's nothing left of you to 'save' Homeboy(s) ejaculated and bounced, and the good parts of you got extracted by their fuck trophies when their spawn sapped your juices to build up from unviable tissue masses into squalling poop machines 5x
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 06:46 PM
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Oh what fun for Thug-Ass Chad to score yet another lay!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 06:34 PM
1

I dunno guys, gam-gam looking kinda hot, NGL /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 06:09 AM
1

How... How the Hell can you be so heavily tattoed and yet still be so BASIC? Dafuq?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:58 AM
1

Just so you know, nose rings ARE in fact 'old fashioned' on the farm... All the pigs have them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:55 AM
2

She's seen things you people wouldn't believe. Gigantic dicks on hard off the headboard of her mattress. She watched G-strings glitter in the dark near the Chadhäuser Gate. All those hookups will be lost in time, like beers in rain. Time to settle down.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:53 AM
1

Lousy dating luck? Get a wedding ring and fake smile... Classic technique for guys who aren't above lying to get laid
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:45 AM
1

B A S T E D And now he's in Portugal, fucking some other pussy, because you refused to adjust your timeline/compromise your bullshit 'principals' (which I'm sure you've abandoned before, when the Alpha Chad dick is hot 'n ready and you've got a buzz going) No skin off my nose though, I'm just enjoying the ree-ree factor here. Keep crying.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:43 AM
3

Yep. Brunettes are far more attractive. Then again I'm no gentleman
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:41 AM
1

The party never ends when it's your wallet paying the tab... Well, until it ends. Might be some hung Chad that tags her when she's drunk enough to discard her meal ticket, or could be some rapeo basting her while she's passed out at a party, or whatever. Then it's off to find a new wallet bearer
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:40 AM
1

"You MEN need to StepUp the stairwell and ManUP to the sixth floor!" - Some Carping 5.4/10 Thot with 4 Mismatched Kids
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:37 AM
1

Alcohol accentuates the idiotic, childlike behavior of most unevolved modern women. I can barely stand them when they're sober
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:36 AM
1

I love kids enough to never, ever have any of my own. Why add more innocent sufferers to this meat grinder? We're in a downward spiral
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:34 AM
1

The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades But HER future is fucked
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:32 AM
1

There's only two kinds of men that would swipe right on a pic like this... A guy who's broken and desperate enough to think that he'll have to 'ManUp and StepUp to the Plate' to get even a chance of having love in his life, or a predatory guy that's looking for something that isn't her... But which IS in her profile picture.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:30 AM
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Yessir! Fuck, pump, and suck from Monday Morning until 11:58pm on Saturday night, busts a prayer at Sunday sermon with semen breath to get 'forgiven', top it off with a venti sized pumpkin spice Frappucinno (that she only drinks half of) and a smug sense of righteousness and superiority
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:24 AM
1

Baby Baby BABY Shes a Baby Machiiiiiiine! She's a babe-babe-babe-babe-baby machine, watch her go down! Watch her go down! On a dude-dude-dude who's down, to spend his greeeeen
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:21 AM
1

I'd keep going back and cumming in her over and over until she figures out that I'm broke AND got snipped Muhahahhahahahaaaaaa raw doggin
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:19 AM
2

Those are Psycho Girlfriend Meme Eyes 2.0 Somewhere in Japan there's an anime waifu that has two empty eye sockets
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:13 AM
1

Cunt Line Assembly
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:12 AM
1

Should be a real hoot watching these overinflated Western hoes adjusting when the dumbfuck commie assholes they elect destroy the country, collapse the social safety nets, and leave them stuck in a dangerous, very much non-abundant state of existence. Guys will adjust hard or die trying. The vast herds of entitled modern women will have to flock to the surviving guys for food, shelter, protection, and quasi-stability, and by necessity their dreams of becoming Princess CEO Barbie will have to die…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 05:04 AM
1

She's nothing special, but she sure thinks she is... Chicks like this make me wish for a catastrophic societal collapse, so they can learn some humility while sucking ugly guy dick for a dented can of Bush's baked beans
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 04:53 AM
2

Annie, are you okay? Oh, I see You been hit by, you been struck by, a Smooth Criminal So why are you punishing US? Homie must have made tracks quickfast in a hurry to escape your rage blast radius
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 09:09 PM
2

Still Mad, lol. You could turn this around OR you could go on to the 'net and preach to your slutsisters, create a permanent, undeletable record of your shitty attitude, and ruin your chances of recovering from this shit instead of doing a little work and bouncing back while you're still dateable.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 09:08 PM
2

Ooooh she got basted and wasted and now all men are a-holes. Tragic, really. /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 09:06 PM
1

I could find a bro to fuck that looks like this, with 95% less drama No thx
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 09:04 PM
2

He was a 'man' when he was fucking her pussy tho... And if he drops by while you're at work doing OT to pay for diapers he'll get to be a MAN again, but you'll be a weak-ass boy if you demand a paternity test
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 09:02 PM
1

Many women would rather burn the whole house down rather then admit that they are the one who broke the stove. This makes me wonder... Before the advent of the Pot Bellied Stove a lot of women died in house fires caused by the open, inferior design of then-current stoves. I wonder if Benjamin Franklyn invented the Pot Bellied Stove in order to make it harder for angry chicks to torch the family dwellings? /s but only kinda
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 09:00 PM
1

In the book The 30,000 Dollar Bequest and Other Stories Mark Twain had a short tale called: "Edward Mills and George Benton: A Tale" which illustrates the inequities of society and its ridiculous dual treatment of 'problematic' Alphas/'obedient' Betas beautifully. Employers act almost identically to O.L.D. hoes after the advent of femme-centric HR departments. Notice the insane job posting requirements and how all companies want the "Alpha Chad" employees from go? Yep, same game.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 08:57 PM
2

Shouldn't the father of her child "man up?" "NO, his 'youthful adventure-prone nature' and 'love of life/drinking/drugs/adventure/crime/etc' was the one thing about him that made him so desirable... Well, that and he was 6'2"... And he dressed well because he never paid child support on That Bitch's bastard child... And he had a hot car... And That Big Cock, OMG... And he kept my attention by occasionally coming home high/drunk and throwing me through the wall... God I miss him. I wish he hadn't…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 08:51 PM
2

Nothing creepo about posting a pic with your vulnerable sniggle mom daughter doing a hoe-fish face, noooo nothing creepo about that at all, lady... I sometimes wonder how many of these desperate whores use their kids as bait to 'land a man' who has Free Candy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 08:47 PM
2

Yep, a plump angry nurse. And that 'retro' skinnyface photo on the right? Ain't that to die for, guys? She looks half Hillary
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 08:43 PM
1

"Christian" I highly doubt that she's knocked up with God's baby like Mary was... Sooo, either she's not that good of a 'Christian' OR, and hear me out, this is the second immaculate conception and Jesus Christ has retuned to earth in order to bring us all salvation. Either way I'm swiping left. Lying hoe-Christians were fun in my 20s but not now, and on the off chance this IS the Second Coming that's way more drama than I want to get involved in.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 08:40 PM
5

Women that fuck a lot of dudes end up seeking a Perfect Chad that's her own special 'composite' of the good qualities of her fuckherd without any of the bad ones, and she will never really settle for less than Him after years of having a small taste of Him from each fuck toy boy.
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre15/05/21 08:37 PM
1

Hey! Only I get to boil my bunny! Besides, I'd rather smoke it in the Traeger and take it to lunch at work with all four of its lets splayed out, on a silver platter from Dollar Tree
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 08:35 PM
3

Women play into the harem of an Alpha Chad in hopes that she'll 'hit the jackpot' and nab him for keeps, with all of the other women forsaken by what is an obviously desirable male to be with her, the Ultimate Princess. One or two of his herd may 'win that honor'. The remainder of the harem, i.e. the fucked and dumped hoes, either try to join other harems of other Alpha Chads as a 'second shot at winning' or, if drummed out of the running by age/obesity/etc, resort to getting the 'booby prize', …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 08:30 PM
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Felons and brutes are the direct result of Feminism and the fish-bicycle thought cancer that it infested culture with, which resulted in millions of dumb, weak sluts becoming 'empowered' to ditch decent men and fuck thugs
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 08:24 PM
7

Rich white women from the suburbs are the absolute worst. You can lay the absolute train wreck of the current badministration at the filthy feet of those Jezebels, as well as massive amounts of environmental destruction, commercialism, etc Pampered, wealthy, entitled, insane, unbridled whores with zero qualms about demanding ridiculous things in exchange for little to nothing on their end.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 08:23 PM
3

Crime Pays. Anyone who says otherwise just wasn't good enough at it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 08:18 PM
7

"U up?" Eggplant emoji
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 08:18 PM
10

"Hrummpf, this penis is sooooo small. Tyrone really knew how to churn my butter!" Looks back, sees pasty white random Tinder hookup gyrating behind her "... Ugh. This isn't working for me." Hamster derailment. Moves her body forward to disengage with dick. "Dude, just... No, I'm done. Get it out of me... What do you mean 'why'? It's none of your business! No means no, it's not a hard concept to grasp, really... You know what? Get the fuck out of my apartment!" Ty Jr cries in other room as Rando …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 08:17 PM
0

"If I had a son he'd look like this thot's kid" - Barack Obama How close is she to DC?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 08:11 PM
1

(Dons Wonka top hat) ​ No. Please, Stop.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 08:10 PM
1

To be fair she could be a skinny, soulless meth addict that lives to cause drama, smoke meth, steal things, and stimulate her holes... It's not likely in most urban areas but in the trailer parks that's where the polys be
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 08:07 PM
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Even if she claims she was 'abused' chances are SHE was the abuser and when homie got tired of it she projected her shit behaviors onto him as he walked out the door, or she pushed until he snapped and THEN played innocent about her culpability in the toxicity
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 08:05 PM
4

"Bisexual/Queer" And so it begins... "Mental Health Awareness" We all know what that means for us... "Do you know how to treat a princess?" I am familiar with the French Revolution, yes. "Tired of being treated like shit" Well then, stop treating others like shit... Easy peasy "I delete this often (shrugmoji)" Ooooh, that's stable... "Mom to 2 wonderful boys" And yet wife to 0 wonderful men "Wine mom" Drunkard. "Stoner but not smoking at the moment" Edibles. Yeah, reality is hard isn't it? "Pisc…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 08:02 PM
2

That's also assuming that the county jail allows them to even have social media
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:50 PM
1

Goes to lake, gets on boat, yadda yadda "Here, honey. Hold this Chevy 350 block" Bloop
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:49 PM
8

Also, women in their 20s don't have years of slinking about and 'getting busted' at the lower relationship levels to teach them duplicity, lying, and other skankery. Their 'lack of sophistication' is a boon for men seeking a real, unfiltered man/woman experience. 30+ chicks are the battle hardened liars, deceivers, and bitter ball-breaker angercunts that use you as a Personal Jesus to atone for AlphaChad Babby Daddy's sins
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:48 PM
1

Thug Chad's income comes 'under the table' from dealing, and prison ain't shit to him so good luck legally getting child support from his 'broke ass'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:43 PM
3

"Chad didn't want me... *Sob* You. Validate me by desiring sex with me so I can reject you until Chad comes to his senses/gets paroled and he comes to save me from your symp ass"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:42 PM
1

Hoe Recognize Hoe Taylor Swift is such a tampered cunt
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:40 PM
3

"Bitch, I've been in your vagina, so yeah I'm Audi"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:38 PM
2

Gimmie sandwiches without bread and a whole lotta head ...I'm going Low Carb
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:38 PM
5

Right. I want the chick from THEN, not this new 'now 100% more moral' thing
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:37 PM
1

Says the chick with the fuck trophy that's trying to bag a dude on a fucksite
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:36 PM
1

Chicks - No ugly guys Also Chicks - Yeah, baby, slam my stanking gash until this blubber shakes the bed into splinters!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:36 PM
2

Right. If she was actually into any of these 'outdoor' activities she listed there would be absolutely no shortage of single guys out there in the wild that she could easily get the attention of, and, with a little bit of work and humility on her part, could 'bag' easily, but she's still doing OLD... Just pointing that out. My guess is that it's her and ZER WALDO hanging out in a trailer paid for by someone else's money sitting at the PC trying to hoe up online and nab someone who isn't decked o…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:34 PM
17

Depleted Hoeranium decays into Karenium, which is one of the most toxic and dense substances known to mankind
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:27 PM
18

When your love life isn't the gold mine of compassion that Disney said it would be it's obvious that the best thing to do is let other dudes strip mine your soul while you wait for Prince Charming to come and pick up the depleted human wreckage - you - and somehow restore your squandered innocence... Right? Chick Logic. Hamsters Working Overtime.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:26 PM
1

"Hs loss since he didn't want me, Maybe your future." Probably my future, if I get with you. I know the story. You'll either go full flompabout and grow larger or mistake me wanting to sleep after a 16 hour shift as a lack of interest in the relationship and go fuck some other dude, then pin the onus on me for not being rock-hard and ready to sit there with blue balls while you bitch about your 'tough day' as a sniggle mom in a Section 8 hovel watching Maury reruns... The only way to win is not …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:24 PM
3

Being a bitch and not being a bitch are both self-evident things. If you have to gaslight people by saying "seem like a bitch but im really not" then you are, without a doubt, a complete fucking bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:13 PM
5

That's life in a hoe society
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:08 PM
3

Imagine being the basic plain-Jane girl who cashes out her 401(k) to do this stupid picture before going to the Gucci store...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 07:08 PM
4

"Gee, thanks for taking me out of the running with this thot, parents..." - Some massive donged but circumsized attorney-doctor
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 06:59 PM
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The asexual part is listed for the 'lucky' BetaProv that will get to pay for Zer Werldo's diapers while she sits and spins on big beefy UNCUT throbbing attorney meat for funzies
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 06:53 PM
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*Ahem* Well, for starters... ​ She got "all the sexuals" listed Reads further... vvv OMFG, for FUCKSAKE... vvv "PFYZER GANG" What a fucking virtue sniggling vaxxhoe Leftcunt But wait.. There's MORE! - Heartbroken and dunno what to do (riiiight) -Requires "Big Af" AND "uncut" (Big Beef Holes) - Sexy doctor or attorney (Because yeah, your tiny titties warrant that class of Chad) - Size is an abso-slut MUST (BIG Beef Holes) - Got her IGGY listed (to bypass OLD) - Women, Ladies!! Holla at me *emojid…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 06:52 PM
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... Because engaging in a mad, passionate fuck session and pushing deep up into those guts and ejaculating deep inside of her warm, welcoming vagina in a rush of ecstasy is the 'hard work' HA
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 06:44 PM
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Ejaculations Have Consequences Get Basted, Life Wasted... Unless... You've beat the clock, sister! Now you simply have to beat the odds by landing a good man to help raise those bastard bebbies in lieu of Chad Tinglestick. Can you do it? YES YOU CAN! Here's how we in society will help you out: - We will remove the stigma that's traditionally attached to bastard motherhood - We will attach stigma to men who refuse to StepUp/ManUp and make the vow to serve your personal familial interests - We wil…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 06:42 PM
2

Oh, so I guess I'm going to be in a timeshare for your heart with the twins, who will no doubt leave me the worst off-season dates to visit AND stick me with all of the maintenance fees... Splendid. Nothing quite as nice as a stay in your cold heart located in the shitty part of Podunk, KY in the winter
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 06:30 PM
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"It... It just kind of happened, okay? He's my children's father, of course we still have a connection! We always WILL have a connection! You knew that going into this... Look, I'll say I'm sorry or whatever if that makes you feel better but honestly you're overreacting about this. I didn't mean to have sex with him while you were doing overtime on Saturday, okay? It didn't even mean anything... I mean, well, yeah I guess it kind of meant something but that doesn't mean that I don't love YOU, yo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 06:28 PM
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"Chump and Dump" Classic retired thot behavior. Find a sucker that'll ManUp, drain that fool, and get out with his resources while you're still somewhat hot enough for a Chad to fuck (if you get him drunk enough)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 06:23 PM
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Oh I dunno... Saying I'm a 542 month old sounds a lot better than its middle age equivalent /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 06:21 PM
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Probably one of those arrogant PowerGrrl CEO types that lives to boss men around at work too. You can bet that she'll boss you around at home, at the mall, etc if you get into her cuntsphere as well. For her men exist to provide money, serve her at command, and shut the fuck up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 06:18 PM
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Later on when guys don't ask the 'former' escort or cam girl to be their girl for real he's a morally bad person for judging her on her past, sooooo... The only way to win is not to play. The next best way to kinda win is to play the Chad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 05:40 PM
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I'm soooo happy and single right now :)
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre14/05/21 11:26 PM
1

Blah Blah Blah either your standards will drop by 95-97% within 5 years or you're on the road to box wine, Netflix, and a lot of cats
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/21 11:07 PM
1

That wouldn't be me anyway There must always be an imbalance in a love partnership, and that imbalance must always heavily favor the man or else things in the relationship will go full retard because the woman will reject a truly 'equal' balance, and will turn tyrannical if she takes control. I think I see where the confusion is setting in... IRL I'm very much delusional, irresponsible, aloof, (kinda) dumb, poor, etc but I'm also an abusive egotist ("or so I hear" in every girl's 'debriefing' th…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/21 11:22 PM
1

I don't. I'm good to go
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/21 08:45 PM
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She could easily get one of the millions of slightly delusional, irresponsible, aloof, dumb, poor guys (like me) out there that isn't an abusive egotist and she'd be with someone that would be both loving and healing, but that's just sooooooo boooooooring... Even the damaged goods would rather dry up and die in line, playing the lady-in-waiting for some studly and uncaring Alpha Chad than have something solid and real with a 'loser' that would be a loving, caring, equal partner in the relationsh…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/21 02:52 AM
2

"Albert, this "Theory of Relativity" stuff is soooooo boring... I can't take it anymore. You're boring, you're never going to amount to anything, and I can do better than you" *Jumps onto back of motorcycle with thuggish looking German dude, rides off into Stalingrad*
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:38 AM
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The other problem is that complete fuck up dudes, such as myself, can smell from a distance that you're a goddamned dramabag and we have plenty of our own dumb shit going on, so at most you'll get some dick and a kick out the door
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:36 AM
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Kinda get the 'Alice Cooper with blonde hair' vibes from this one... God I bet she'd kick your Harley over if you didn't pay attention to her 24/7/365
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:34 AM
1

Muh career you misogynist! So Bravery. Much Powerful. Very Beauty. Feminism
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:32 AM
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Optimist/positive person So she says... Agnostic. Liberal. Yes, BLM Uhhhh... Completely cancels out the optimist/positive person shit, really. COVID vaccinated #ICareMore#HerdMentality4HerdImmunity
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:30 AM
1

She's THAT bad at business In the era of OnlyFans Just saying
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:27 AM
1

Feminism Fuck that shit. Be Woke Elsewhere
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:27 AM
1

Oooooh she lumpy... Got a mafia boss face too Not exactly getting my boner going here, folks. How is her personality? Oh, nvm
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:26 AM
1

Women claim to want gentleman Women then go on to fuck a savage acting thug 'cause tingles Why be gentlemen?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:25 AM
2

Hiking is the Pumpkin Spice of OLD profiles Every basic bitch ever is listing that
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:22 AM
2

Castle Greyskull
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:22 AM
1

Wants a genuine guy (if that exists) Puts up overprocessed pics with emojis 'cause having real peaches on your face is kinda icky or whatever I BELIEVE not
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:20 AM
1

RUT ROH, you done fucked your life before it even began! Oh, but NEWDUDE is the one who can 'fuck off' if he doesn't want to give up his life to ManUp and StepUpToTehPlate 4 yore bebbie that Chad Thundercock basted up in your underaged cooch... HE'S the fuck up, is that it? Check your stupid ass attitude, princess, before you riggity-wreck yourself AND your undeserving thugspawn You ain't shit, layabout. Get it together.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:17 AM
1

How you gonna be fat, pimply, inked up, trashy, saggy, flabby, AND not have a license at FUCKING 25 YEARS OLD?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:14 AM
1

She got Letterman level doofy gappy toofies. It would be kinda cute if she wasn't incredibly pissy about Toxie Chad by default
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:12 AM
1

TBF you could have some Rule 34 Jurassic Park themed 'fun' if that's your thing ... Clever Girl
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:10 AM
1

You KNOW she has chunky monkey butt all up in that fat crack Edit - Also stank taco
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:09 AM
1

No wipey "Hope y'all eat ass"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:08 AM
1

I ain't saying she's a gold digger... ... But yeah, she's a fucking gold digger
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:07 AM
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"Unattractive" men are the people women go to when they need to dump some toxic feminism barrels out from their Superfund cleanup site souls
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:06 AM
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She probably strategically held his left hand while he boned her and/or did it reverse cowgirl/doggie style/etc so she didn't have to see his wedding ring... "Whoopsie! Didn't know"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:04 AM
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Women will shank a bitch for a chance at that precious Alpha Shaft It's fucking crazy, BUT, and hear me out, if YOU #GoAlpha you can have a Hell of a good time. I need to get back up in it, for real.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:03 AM
1

Ugh, fucking short-ass chicks. 5'8" + or GTFO Oh, and look at that, suddenly I'M the monster
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 03:57 AM
1

For me it's a tragicomedy I can hardly wait for next season, but I'm dumb like that
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 03:55 AM
1

"Shiiit, dogg, she ready for this dick" - Alpha Chad
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 03:54 AM
4

Shiiiit, had a dude actually do that once... Holy shit I was a dog.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 03:53 AM
3

Conjugal visit for Future Bebbie Daddy If you pick up the pieces be ready to fight this asshole when he presumes that he's the king of your jungle on his court-ordered visitations
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 03:52 AM
1

She's getting finger slid right up into her gaping pooper, it's so obvious Don't let homeboy reach into the Doritos bowl yo. Edit - Full Disclosure, I'd do the exact same goddamned thing
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 03:51 AM
1

TL;DR - Cootie-laden taco licking bum with a brat in tow needs someone to save her and HUR WERLD because Jizzy Alphachad hit it and quit it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 03:49 AM
2

Damn, someone's gam-gam is trying to get fucked like she's still 20-something AND she's trying to 'keep things open' (on the off-chance she somehow bags a blind Alpha StudChad?) I guess that if this dusty chick can believe she has a chance at happiness as her clock winds down maybe, just maybe, I should lower the hammer and try try again myself? Meh.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 03:47 AM
1

Every pic of her shows her desire to be a wild, sensual, sexy, unbridled, timeless slut and her actions show zero loyalty (in spite of her word salad and sentimental croutons), but right now she's still decent enough and I'm still dumb enough to fuck her... That's it though. No connection, only erection. Was your marriage so pathetic that this is what you'd settle for, because that's all you'll ever get at this age sweetie
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 03:44 AM
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God, they really DO want for you to live to serve them and their Chadspawn... "Bebbies for me but not for thee" But yes lady, you should put 'not looking to date a man with children' so busy single fathers don't have to waste their valuable time on your bitch ass and to show non-childed men just what a hypocritical shitbag you are... Oh, I should probably chalk your bullshit up to primal/survival instincts 'that you have no control over' or something to be a gentleman... Nah. You just want thing…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 03:39 AM
1

Yeah, I'm not putting car seats in my shit Beat it, plumpie
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 03:35 AM
1

You say 'baby daddy just ain't it' but you rode him raw and let him nut up inside of you, didn't get a 'bortion, and now you have the gaul to expect one of us *good guys* to Step Up To Teh Plate/ManUp, sacrifice our chance at a normal life to raise you and your Chadspawn, AND you expect us to play stepandfetch for you and bebbie? Fuck right off with that shit. Go hit up Chad Supersperm for your $$$ and suck that WIC teat some more
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 03:32 AM
1

I know what I want and one red flag will have me gone (+ shitbag emoji) On this sentiment we can agree. Fuck off, cunt. Quick prayer for the Chadspawn tho, kid doesn't deserve this shit
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 03:29 AM
5

Mom's isolation naming strategy worked like a charm. He became an outcast, and thus became easier for her to manipulate
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/21 11:59 PM
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They're all 'soft' male names, which the mother chooses in order to A) gain her female 'friend's' approval, and B) set the course of their lives on an female dominated, hyperfeminized path by limiting their masculinity to a very low, non-threatening level from start and leaving them subject to bullying for their girlish names. It's an intentional part of the feminization of American males in order to ruin masculinity. Men are not meant to be raised without male influences
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/21 11:57 PM
6

It's me, Aiden, and Jayden raidin' your bank account Oh, and you're sleeping on the couch tonight, I got a headache
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/21 11:46 PM
3

Ugh, goddamnit. "Mother to one princess" Oh, please do fuck off with that bullshit Disney Princess U-go-grrrrl rhetoric, you dippy bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/21 02:00 AM
1

A big crush on a good friend is a BIG mistake. Pull the trigger and date him right then and there or duck the fuck outta there and hope he doesn't find another girl to be with before you get your head out of your gash
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 11:20 PM
2

That original post title was a bold, empowering statement... That, like all of the other bold, empowering statements that modern women make, is essentially useless powerchick bullshit. Ladies, you make your beds, you lie with Chads, get basted, and try to squeeze child support blood from the turnip that boned you to no avail, but you hate all of us other dudes? Senseless. Absolutely senseless, much like most of you are nowadays.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/21 01:08 AM
1

If you can't afford your own goddamned petrol GTFO out of my face, whore.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 03:38 AM
1

Why didn't you try to get married, adopt two golden retrievers, have a second kid, live on a farm, and grow old together with the dude that basted your ovaries the first time?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 03:36 AM
1

You have a 2 year old daughter, and I don't like you or your shit attitude
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 03:31 AM
2

Great, a psycho tubbo that fucks everyone that isn't me. Fergeddabouit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 03:30 AM
1

FUCKLUMP Already completely riggity-wrecked, barely able to legally drink, and undoubtedly ruining at least three other lives no thanks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 03:28 AM
3

Pfft, bullshit. She ain't gonna cook or clean shit. I know the type - She'll have an online beau and a stack of dirty dishes at the computer desk before the end of the week Might be a fun fuck. I'll have her boyfriend drop her off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 03:26 AM
1

More demands from a post-Wall nothingburger that brings nothing with her except trouble. I'll go fuck twentysomethings instead. Might take some cash on my part but a lot of them need that, so win-win.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 03:24 AM
1

Blah blah blah GAME OVER LADY You had your shot and fucked it all up a long, long time ago.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 03:22 AM
2

She looks like a fat ugly middle aged construction worker dude from NYC Doesn't really get my donkey kickin'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 03:20 AM
4

Chivalry died holding the door open for cunty Feminism, who took her time walking through without so much as a thank you I'm the man who put the 'shiv' in 'Chivalry'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 03:18 AM
2

If anyone is skinning my rabbit it's gonna be ME... I want that pelt. And the meat. Goddamnedest thing though, when women hear that I raise rabbits for meat they think I'm a monster. Cool w/ other dudes doing all sorts of devilish shit though, go figure.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 03:16 AM
3

What the fuck is this trash ass dumb hoochie even trying to say? She's coming across as a complete retard.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 03:11 AM
1

Bitch got that shit a full 180 degrees off from reality... She looks DONE, and sounds salty af because underneath her hoe-ass bullshit she knows that she's played out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 03:10 AM
2

So who's gonna Man Up and Step Up To The Plate for those children until homeboy gets out of jail again, gets her 'gina tingling, and she decides to 'try and work it out with the kid's dad'? No takers? Y'all gonna die alone and lonely, by yourself, without anybody there to be there for you /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 02:43 AM
2

Go fuck one of your 'guy friends', lady. They've paid their dues
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/21 03:11 AM
2

Nah, she's tired. You'll have to jack yourself up and play with your donut spare yourself
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/04/21 12:35 AM
5

Alpha Widowed Soul beneath a permanent black veil of memories... Memories of disregard for her feelings, rude comments, cruel situations, inequities, highs and lows, and that big ol' dick and how it felt up inside of her, how when he pushed up inside of her guts she felt something other than... Hollowness. Who could ever compete with that rollercoaster of emotions? Nobody took her as high, or dropped her as low, or could be so cruel and yet so tender... You will never capture her emotions like t…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/21 07:24 PM
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Well, when 'decent' means $100k+/year, perfect hair, rock-hard abs, attentive but not clingy, ready to drop everything at a moment's notice to be with you but also somewhat unavailable, desirable by better women but staunchly unwilling to desert you even though he used to be a super desirable Alpha Chad that will drive their jealousy into the stratosphere, and a nice cock that'll stretch the 'new you' enough to feeeeeel good but not too big, and who will accept your thugspawn brats as his own bu…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/21 04:05 AM
3

If they ever catch one of the baby daddies and he isn't a totally felonious piece of shit Daddy .Gov WILL drain him financially for decades to recoup some of their fiat currency 'outlay' Gangsta ass sperm donors need not worry. Their 'income' is off the books (along with their unregistered car, guns, etc)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/21 11:49 PM
2

W A S T E D ... her life by getting knocked up outside of a dedicated relationship, such as a marriage, at such a young and stupid age.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/21 01:33 AM
7

Fuck, if she's got 4 kids and the state isn't trying to move both Heaven and Earth to get her into a Section 8 hovel with her ratlings she must have REALLY fucked up with drugs, abuse, crime, or something... Daddy .Gov will bend everyone over backwards to 'save' all but the absolutely most ratchet of hoes and their spawn. It's telling.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/21 12:43 AM
5

That's a 'stab you in the liver, take your wallet, and steal your car so she can score another hit' look if I ever saw one, and I'm from "Spun Junction" so I know.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/21 12:31 AM
4

Methed as fuck. You can tell by the steely soulless predator eyes and demonic vibe. "Artist and Musician" means she isn't really serious about life either, so don't ever expect her to straighten up either. She'll party out the door with your fucking DVD player and whatever else she can steal to score her next hit, but hey you might get a terrible disease courtesy of the toothless meth dealer she fucked last week, so there's that... Also, as others have pointed out, her *not* having her 4 kids is…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/21 12:29 AM
1

You've missed the Marriage Zephyr about 20 year ago, lady. Good news is that if you need a ride my Penis Express departs from my pants in 5 minutes, so you can get on if you don't dawdle. No baggage allowed, one way ticket to paradise, no refunds.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/21 01:50 AM
6

If someone considers sarcasm their 'love language' they're an abuser.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/21 01:48 AM
2

Indeed, she did age like a fine wine... That had no cork. She's stale, bitter, moldy, nasty all around, kinda dusty looking, easily shattered, and essentially worthless.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/21 01:02 AM
1

Oh, so this doe is gonna play the hard role... You're not the prize here, cunt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/21 01:00 AM
7

TL;DR - Nobody liked it so she had to put a ring on it oh oh ohhhhh
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/21 12:14 AM
3

Block. Done. Cunt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/21 12:02 AM
19

Let's keep it classy here. Uhhhh... Okay. I like guys and girls. Cool Story, Lady. Suddenly it's 1998 all over again! Edgy, daresay 3 edgy 5 me in fact I am currently pregnant and single. Keepin' It Classy, Lassy! Which one of the Alpha Chads raw poon basted ya? Do you even know? (Protip, you can probably go ahead and take the other girls out of the suspect pool)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 12:22 AM
0

Well call me Fin and tell me it's Adventure Time 'cause I know I can't handle these luuuuumps... Ohmyglob I will believe her when she says she's a great cook though. I too am a great cook and have the morbid obesity to prove it, so that rings true. However I am into one nights stands and wasting my time, really. Honestly.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 12:02 AM
14

Done fucking with the fuck boys now that she has the fuck trophies and is literally doubling quadrupling down on bitch mode so hard that she's actually outsourcing some of her bitchiness to actual (canine) bitches and is a big enough bitch to make a career out of that shit, Holy Fuck. Any dude that gets with this chick is bound to get his balls bitten off, and it won't be by her 'protection dog' (sounds like dogfighting to me but heck if I know, I raise rabbits)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 12:00 AM
1

Oh for fuck's sake... Mentions her daughter BY NAME, talks shit about you not wasting her time, how she doesn't date blacks, etc, then tries to hit you up on PAYPAL ($20+) even though she's in a 'complicated relationship' (dafuq?) Sounds like a pandering hoe that's leveraging her kid to get sympathy bucks and who has a dude on some kind of poly shit that'll either want to kill you dead and/or suck you off. No thx
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 11:53 PM
25

That 'lipstick' looks sus A bit shoppy, if you know what I mean
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 11:51 PM
19

How you gonna be "34" and have sixty-somethin' crypt keeper lip wrinkles and granny titty freckles? Don't get me wrong, would still bang, but don't front with me Betty
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 11:50 PM
1

Those eyes are the gateways to an Alpha Basted Soul that's probably still gooey They look right through you into your wallet
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 04:15 AM
1

Old bipolar blubber lubber on disability seeking love from actual decent human being Hey, lady! Stop biting my schtick!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 04:13 AM
2

oh boy finally i get the cahnce to work super hadr to romance a bunrned out 42 yrar old hoe bag that has teenaged kids from another dude and if i play my card s right i can drive over to her apartment and wacht netflix while cuddling her doughy body and having her sacred teen werlds talking shit about what a loser i am compared to there dad whos in prisin 4 beatgin his other wife and there half bros in a drunkin stuper and shell say hay yah why u so boreng dood hell even aplhachad would at least…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 04:00 AM
3

What a fancy, useless turd of a wet hole that brings nothing to the table but cuntiness
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 03:55 AM
6

Way to butter up the Beta Providers, lady... You'll be sniggling behind his back for that big throbbing Alpha cock and getting raw dogg butt fucked, pussy banged, spermbasted, and bastarded up again before you can say "how was overtime tonight, dear?" Your 'ultimate male' will then be doing a LOT of overtime to pay your alimony and child support when you get tired of his boring, dependable ways. Fucking hussies.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 03:46 AM
1

I'm pretty sure this is Stock Photo Harold in makeup That pained look betrays his game
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/21 11:52 PM
2

21 years old, momma of 2, 'on some serious shit'. Shoulda got on the "serious shit" instead of getting on those dicks that a few years ago, chicko But studies are soooooooooo booooooooriiiiiinnnnggg....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/21 11:51 PM
3

Clown-ass blown out woman seeks something 'serious' Uh, okay... That train left the station a long, long time ago sweetie.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/21 12:46 AM
21

Dude made the mistake of going with the "Hugh Grant School" of femme-centric romantic dating strategy. He should have gone with the "Snoop Doggy Dogg" school of fucking these hoes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/21 12:49 AM
3

In trade, you might get access to my wrecked sorta-wet hole at times, if I feeeeeeeel like it. You Go (fuck yourself) Queen!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/21 02:39 AM
21

In fact you should keep your 'relationship' open so she can 'outsource' the hard baby making parts to other men and you can kick back, play some Legend of Zelda with the kid(s), and pay for their dates. It's a win-win-win-win-win!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/21 12:49 AM
5

Big nah from me. Might bone tho.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/21 12:57 AM
26

Women are kind of a 'null' subject for me at this point. The inequities they get away with become less important once you're further away from the games, and only a very exceptional woman would pique my interests at this point, but the vast, vast majority of women never had to go beyond 'fuckable' and therefore didn't hone their skills, interests, etc past a very basic level, which is droll and boring to me.
/r/MGTOW216/03/21 03:36 PM
20

Sooooo be the toxic 'loser' and win, every single time. Got it. I get to fuck them when they're good and boogie before the bill comes in because I don't give a fuck about what they think of me, since I know 'what they think of me' will change many, many times over and I can hit it again later on when NewMan is off doing overtime.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/21 01:01 AM
3

That's right about the time when the .gov will start taxing 'gay couples' at a higher rate, you know, For The <sup>w</sup><sup>omen's fee-fees</sup> Children
/r/MGTOW215/03/21 10:47 PM
5

TL;DR - Guys make things good, women leverage poon to get their way, once they get power they fuck everything up so bad that the pendulum of power swings way, way too far in the opposite direction and everybody that isn't a brutal powermongering freak gets fucked over, "women suffer the most" even though they're the ones that made the shit happen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/03/21 08:14 AM
9

Strong men create Good Times. Good times create greedy women. Greedy women leverage good pussy to weaken Strong Men Strong Men that get that good pussy devolve and become weak men to maintain their supply. Greedy women with good pussy and weak men devolve to become Strong Womyn. Strong Womyn let their sexuality degrade into Bad Pussy because weak men will accept a loungeabout wet hole love affair in lieu of getting nothing. Strong Womyn will 'up the ante' for their degraded cunts and demand more…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/03/21 06:53 PM
4

Oh, hoe... You participated in the 'exchange', and unless you were trafficked into the lifestyle (and I doubt that you would extoll the 'benefits' of selling sex publically if you were) you were not involved in a rape. You were involved in a willing transaction of sex for money and benefits, so get over yourself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/03/21 06:33 PM
3

Hoes gonna hoe. Find a girl with a cheaper buy-in. This dumpster bunny can ponder her post-wall idiocy over a herd of stanky cats soon
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/21 01:30 AM
1

Bitter gameover chick with animalbebbies, no thx I'll fuck two 22.5 year olds instead of you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/21 05:46 AM
3

Kid, weed, teacher's aide, buh-byesexxial but no fwb/fuckbuddies/keep your horninest to your self, mediocre chick on a fucksite for buddies, fuuuuuck that's whack
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/21 05:44 AM
7

Salty chicks, lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/21 05:42 AM
1

While the 'empowered womyn' are busy fellating corporapists to get through the so-called 'glass ceiling' millions of us men are down below, looking up through the glass floor, and noticing a few things: 1) These roasties aren't really all that from this angle 2) They ALL have vaginas, and they're all pink inside, so the notion that any of them are 'special by default' because she has a semi-moist hole is destroyed. Cunt is a commodity, not a treasure. 3) They all think they're better than us, wh…
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre07/03/21 09:41 PM
2

Sounds kinda creepo, tbh "Looking for something long term who will accept involvement in not just with me but with my daugher also" screams creepo pedo invite (mom's grammar screams "dumb as a box of rocks", suggestive 'package deal' wording with the word "involvement" prominently placed, etc) and with her baggage, smushyfugface, Elvisy smirk, and Richard Millhouse Nixon nose I doubt that any guy that'll settle for her would be prime stepdad material, sooooooo.... Probably fat now too. No full b…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/21 08:03 PM
16

Garbage chick. Stay the fuck away from me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/21 07:30 AM
1

Alpha Widowed by Benjamin Franklin, and it's not even the late 1700s Now, why would she give these men these sex skills and this pussy for basically free? Answer: Because if she doesn't someone younger, hotter, more willing, more available, and more energetic WILL give them for 'basically free', and I will gladly take the younger girl's offer up in lieu of paying prime rib prices for a lump of dried out 72/28 ground fuckchuck turning greenish-brown in the Manager's Special corner of my ghetto su…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/21 07:12 AM
4

40-something Career Womyn: "I'm smart, successful, and I've achieved everything I want in life, for the most part, so yes I've decided it's time. Doc, go ahead and put my eggs in me and inseminate me with some premium certified Mensa sperm so I can have a perfect little daughter now" Doctor: "Ma'am... Given your advanced liver damage, herpes, history of chain smoking, drinking, abortions, etc the chances of this procedure producing viable offspring at this point is 10,000,000 to 1, even if we ca…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/21 06:23 AM
0

With the girls I fuck their past doesn't matter one bit. In fact, once I bring out their freak stories they get more inclined to fuck in 'fun and innovative' ways, which is a bonus IMHO. They never stick around long enough for their past to be an issue, and since I insist on 'clean fun and games' and push full-bore honesty for a while before anything kicks off there's no problem with cooties. Girls don't hide their shit if you're approachable, so squelch the 'love' shit and play the Alpha card i…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/21 03:30 AM
9

No biggie. If homie doesn't pony up directly you always have the cuck .gov to play Big Daddy Uncle Sam to your bastard child with money taken at gunpoint from millions of working people that didn't get their cunt basted to the brim by some thug-ass Chad that ghosted your preggo ass. You're welcome No, on second thought you're not welcome.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/21 03:24 AM
3

The only way to win with a stripper 'girlfriend' is to have several, get them hooked on drugs and your dick, and make them bring you the money. To do that you have to be a solid hardcore ride or die Alpha Gangster Chad, which means you'll get laid too or whatever.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/21 03:11 AM
10

Straight guys don't write like that, you lying hooch. Also, fuck your girl power flex shit and fuck your bullshit hobby jobby career. Oh and shove that "big money" up your roast beef hole so you can stop being a hollow fucking cunt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/21 03:06 AM
1

Wow. Sassy shit personality, damaged, with baggage, and nothing spectacular in the looks dep't. We men deserve better than this shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/21 03:00 AM
1

The conundrum is, as always, that women want for a man to make moves and that if he doesn't then that means there's something wrong with him, not that he's trying to be respectful of her requests to be 'left alone' that she's thrown out there as a shit test... Pursue, and you risk everything, and for what? *Possible* warm hole access, because most women don't really offer anything else these days. Respect her 'request' to back off and she gets pissed that you 'failed her shit test', therefore yo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 06:15 AM
1

This lump wants a 'chocolate man' that is a 10/10. Guys on that dating tier are fucking a lot hotter girls than her, and they aren't having to help change diapers either. Hell, guys that are halfsies (5/10) are fucking better girls than her, and only half of them are diapering up the squallers as part of the deal. I'm a loser-class sub-5 (by average of my ex's estimations, so who the fuck really knows?) and when I'm fucking I'm doing way better than this Stay-Puft hoe
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 06:03 AM
1

Yeah, how many of those guys gave her the dong? *Inserts Dragonball Z "Over 9000!" meme*
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 05:58 AM
1

Bitch, you ain't 'last of a species' if you got crotch fruits in tow...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 05:56 AM
1

Honestly if she'll fuck on the first date she's fuck material, and if she brings any real non-humping qualities to the party THEN she becomes potential date material, but they seldom do. I can appreciate a woman that just wants to fuck and isn't playing those multi-date night 'catch me if you can' games for free meals and movies, or whatever. It shows that she's interested in having you 'into her' (literally) and isn't stringing you along, you get the goods on day one and can work from there, wh…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 05:54 AM
1

Show ME how YOU are different than the rest! Flapping your ass cheeks like a hoe? Not very effective Kid in tow? Strike two and three, yer outta here! What do you mean "that's only two strikes?" I make the rules, you make like the tree and leaf
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 05:49 AM
1

"Hi there, I'm Jody.... So, what's your favorite kind of..." *THUMP THUMP* "What was that? Shit, where are my pants?" *THUMP!* OPEN THE FUCK UP! I KNOW THAT ASSHOLE IS IN THERE! "Fuck! Fuckfuckfuckfuck! Oh shit, bro please don't!..." **RATATATATATATATATATATATA!** RIP Player. And she didn't even suck your dick, lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 05:47 AM
1

CNA with a bebbie that's yer welrd #1 and all? Standard shit, lady. Not interested. At this point if they place anybody in the #1 slot above me I don't even try to factor into their equation.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 05:44 AM
1

Demanding, deluded, post-wall, AND stuck on off-brand religious requirements? Glad I won't be dealing with bitches like her in Hell.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 05:42 AM
1

Nothing special. She has no power to demand shit in a guy other than a pulse.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 05:39 AM
1

Damn, she ditched her own kids to put on her boogie shoes again, left him with HER children, and he Stepped Up for them. THAT'S powerful, and she's a dumb Boomer discocunt
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 05:38 AM
4

You want someone with a solid outlook on life while filled with bebbie from a guy who had a more 'liquid' outlook on ditching your ass after he fucked you... You don't get to dictate shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 05:35 AM
1

I can buy a moon pie that is childfree for under two bucks Same looks, less hassle, fresh and tasty, nothing but win. Her? Not so much.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 05:34 AM
1

Sex is the reward for good behavior and obedience from Beta guys, and the fun thing that women do with Alpha studs that they 'wish' were nicer What a fuckcunt mess
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 05:30 AM
17

Find another sucker. If we ain't fucking there's no chance of a relationship, let alone marriage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 05:16 AM
5

All day every day...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 04:34 AM
17

Something serious? Is that even possible? No. It isn't. You had the chance to have 'something serious' with the dude who basted your ovaries with his raw dong sauce but you failed to 'seal the deal', kept the baby, and have thus chosen to lock yourself into a life of lower-tier "options" for men, careers, etc because BEBBIE IZ YUR WERLD NAO and non-damaged top-tier men won't stoop down to pick your bruised banana princess ass up with that kind of baggage. I don't give a FUCK what kind of fairy t…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/21 09:24 PM
3

I too am a porky fuck, but I also know that I have near zero value on the dating market, or as a human really, so that's a big diff right there. Chick are being fed way too much Girl Power shit. This one is also being fed way too much in general.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/21 05:35 AM
6

You could have dated a guy your own age and had a family, but you have a master's degree instead. Guys like me will probably fuck you for a night or two, until you get too bitchy, but don't you dare touch my fucking Geritol.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/21 05:33 AM
6

Chad popped that cherry - Pussy, ass, mouth, in that order - and basted her uterus with his raw dogg spermieblasts so she got pumped full 'o bebbie, then hopped in the G-ride and bounced out that (future) mother-fucker like a mother fuckin' G Unit Dogg in the Hizzle. He had that bitch at her VERY best - Showroom fresh, zero miles, and he proudly rode the fucking WHEELS off her. You get to pay double sticker price to buy that beat up ragamuffin after she's cried until she can't cry no more (from …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/21 05:27 AM
3

Chad bounced to get some new puss and NewMan got ditched 'cause he was soooooo booooooooring compared to Chad, but not before "he" got her preggo (or at least the law sez so, so buh-bye $$$)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/21 05:21 AM
1

Oh great, an uber-moral schlub that's also expired milk AND a massive lead weight to your life, with baggage in tow, all in one!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/21 05:15 AM
11

Women always think that stupid things like a career, other dude's children, 'sassy' attitude that never ever lets up (bitchyness/Princessism), etc are things that "add value" to them on the dating market but they're most definitely NOT 'value adds' to undamaged men. That's why society does so much to damage men. It's essential to break men to bring women to a level where they can act with this much impunity
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/21 05:07 AM
15

In a better world she'd be off OnlyFans and her 'only fans' would be the children that she focuses on raising to become something other than future felons, losers, and broken adults.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/21 05:01 AM
3

Or followed in the footsteps of her domineering mother, who ball busted her dad all the fucking time and taught her to be a disrespectful, but 'empowered' dead ender that now has to hustle up some guy - ANY guy - at her advanced age in order to not die alone
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/21 01:36 AM
3

Don't try to play off that you're not desperate, lady. You're in dire straights, the clock has run out, and you'll be lucky to score ANYBODY at this point. Yes, even a fat, balding loser choad like me would be a goddamned miracle. I might consider it if you're a 'vintage' Goth Chick that isn't a standard femmie dipshit. Ah you know what fuck it, I'll get a robot, but if you wanna bang NSA, eh maybe. You're buying dinner.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/21 01:11 AM
8

She deserves a great guy in spite of the slut disease and shitbag fempowered attitude. Oh, and the college indoctrination loans that you will have to pay to prove that 'you're The One', kinda-sorta (okay, well actually THE One was that guy back in college, but he had a fiance in another state, and it was an on-off sort of open relationship/FWB complicated thing 'cause I was also with this other dude, and when I got HPV they both dumped me, and, well whatevs... You're all right, I guess.) None of…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/21 01:07 AM
1

Single fathers have a Hell of a time finding women that will even consider dating them, from what I've heard (from single fathers), but those same women would have a shitfit if a guy without kids rejects them and THEIR spawn...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/21 04:27 AM
4

I had a girl tell my MOTHER that her ex was better because, and I quote: " He'd at least deal drugs or do whatever it took to get money for us"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/21 04:24 AM
1

I'm this way but with rabbits. But I also eat them. See, guys CAN be practical. Maybe I should find a nice box wine to go with the rabbit meat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/21 04:23 AM
2

She helps womynx find new and innovative ways to claim that they're victims of new, innovative forms of 'domestic violence', such as not talking to them, talking to them when they don't like what he's saying, et cetera
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/21 04:21 AM
5

6) If communication is her specialty how did she NOT catch how saying "one nighters or dixk pics there not hard to find!" would come across to guys? She's basically saying that she can get one nighters or dixk pics super easy, which is a hallmark of super easy women, which aren't wifey material to us 'leftover non-Alpha types' unless we're so broken that we'll take any port in a storm.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/21 04:20 AM
1

She'd be content with getting preggo and getting a check to pay for Hur Werld when it plops out of her sad sack uterus. The man, as always, is completely optional
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/21 04:16 AM
2

22 and already fucked trash Well done! Kidding. What a baggage crate
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/21 04:14 AM
3

Lots of work for a chance at a burnt out Ursula. I'll pass and go tag some dumb twentysomething does
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/21 04:13 AM
4

I too work hard, I don't party (anymore), live a drama free life and don't want to be your fucking lifeboat, bitch. I'll stick with rabbits and whores.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/21 03:20 AM
5

No, fuck you, YOU work for it, not me. You're damaged goods with heavy baggage, I'm the fucking prize.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/21 01:56 AM
2

Ah, but there IS a Real Man that would be there for this woman... ... Twenty years in the past, back in 2001. I bet he even asked her out, but didn't excite her 'gina in ways that her slutty friends at the time would have approved of so she nexted Mr. Right and sucked/fucked some barely literate but hot looking Chadstud that pumped her cunt full of semen and bounced instead. After many years of this shit happening time and time again, and with her absolutely psychotic-yet-par-for-the-course mind…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/21 12:53 AM
7

Seriously, I cannot think of any positive outcomes for the 'REAL MAN' in this woman's future story arc. Uh... He gets to positively affect a thugspawn's future for a few months during it's formative years and maybe that means the difference between the little shit committing six felonies or seven later in life? Fuck if I know.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 03:13 AM
1

Oh grrrrl U so powerful an' shit, SLAY QWEEN Or, better yet, fuck off with that cunty attitude. I don't give a shit about your meager 'accomplishments' in your fucktoy life, aight? Are you a shitbag or not? Oh, you listen to that cunt Taylor Swift... Nevermind, I know the answer now. Piss off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 03:06 AM
1

Oh boy, a pothead rabbit-ass superbreeder doe that needs a savior for her and her bastard kits... Body probably looks like a deflated cheapo punching balloon with stretched out Sharpie grafitti all over it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 02:54 AM
1

I too have no time and patience for dumb dating shit, so you're dismissed. Also no love for marked down goods that aren't giving it up 'cause NOW they found Jesus or some shit like that. Prime goodies are giving it up for free, bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 02:52 AM
2

Ain't nothin' bout her 'finishing school' in any way, shape, or form
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 02:28 AM
2

Bitch, you're not the one with the power here. Cunt is a commodity. You can always find it cheaper, easier, and faster elsewhere. Sell yourself on better service or fuck outta here with that entitled deluded feminist powergrrl shit
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 02:24 AM
11

Momentary Total Honesty from her would sound like a lil' somethin' like thiiiiis, HIT IT! - I have the spawn I want, but the duds, er 'dads' that I chose to push up on when they creamed up in me are total assholes (but HOT OMG), and life sucks because I gave my everything, heart and soul, to these thug-ass motherfuckers and they bounced. Look, I just need someone to come in and bail me out of this jam, okay? You might 'make do' if you can prove to me that you'll do what it takes to give my basta…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 02:15 AM
5

That's her 'cute' picture from a funky angle 5 years ago, guaranteed. Total catfish ass bait and switch bitch. The 'product' you'll get will be an overproofed flubber butt with zero femme curves, saggy everything, halitosis, stank, and a nappy attitude + 4 loud ass kids that'll interrupt even the pathetic dead ass beanbag two-pump-chump missionary style gash plowing she *might* let you do to her if you go above and beyond the call of duty and warrant a bit o' bootie, which will be hardly ever. A…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 01:53 AM
13

A little late to abort I'd say...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/21 09:11 AM
1

This chick is the investment, and she's a lousy one. Ugh.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/01/21 02:30 AM
6

Blah blah blah = I'm damaged goods and an unrepentant cunt that is all about myself Get yourself fixed before you come at us like this, or, you know, get fucked.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/21 11:13 PM
5

Yeah, fuck you cunt. I'm the prize, not you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/01/21 08:04 PM
4

18 and already filled by toxic men. Momma must be proud of her little slut.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/20 04:37 AM
3

Not even that. Fatties and delusionals go into the Chad Harem Auxiliaries (aka Scooter Brigades), where they vie for position on the off chance that he gets a bit TOO drunk and needs an emergency fuck from whatever creature in his vicinity has a warm, wet hole... Chad has the Elite Chad Harem, the Chad Harem Auxiliaries, and whatever other chicks happen to pass by and need some dick. Normal guys have a hand and some porn. This situation is inherently unstable.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/20 04:06 AM
12

It's all the excitement of dating and fucking PLUS they get a 'restoration project' to try their bullshit pop psychology on AND they get to bounce whenever they want to with zero remorse. This is why 'bad boys' are the BEST up until reality bites them on their sagging asses, and even then if they can land a sucker *and* get some thugdick on the side it's all good (shows that she 'still has it', not that homie wants to fuck some pussy with zero attachment and he's not picky about which bitch he's…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/20 03:17 AM
3

Old grapes be sour up in this online dating bitch Whatever keeps them from ending it I suppose, but fuckin' A these garbage hoes are reaching
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/20 03:13 AM
65

YR SO BEAUTIFUL BABY PLZ SHO ME VAGENE
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/20 05:19 AM
13

"I mean yeah, Tyler DID throw me against the wall so hard that I put a hole in it, and once he wrecked my car in a police pursuit and I had to go to court, but he was soooo hot and he was the best in bed! Newman is stable and all, and he's better in every other possible way, but sometimes I just wish that I could get Tyler away from that fat bitch he's with and get back together, just for a night or two. Should I tell Newman that I want to open things up or just leave him?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/20 12:37 AM
6

"Girl, why are you trading your happiness for stability, money, love, caring, and a future? You need to get out there and find the Master Penis, then stand in line to get HIM to marry you the moment he gets out of jail! Live, Laugh, Love, #YOLO and all that sister!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/20 12:34 AM
9

Leaves "something more", wants something more after she "liberates" her fat boring ass, finds out that guys don't want to do anything with a blubbery boredom bag other than fuck, which has now become boring or whatever. The cat wants out, then wants back in moments later, then begs to get out, etc.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/20 03:44 AM
1

Her used ass puts the 'skids' in Skid Row... and her panties
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/20 07:31 PM
1

She don't want sex from you but she DOES want you to pay for her fuck trophies and buy some Chronic, so Man Up and step the fuck up you incel loser nobodies and get with this 'cause this is your last chance at a a chance of getting some poon /s ​ God has a lot to answer for re: hoes in this modern world and why He would allow this shit to go without so much as a single fireball knocking these chicks off their high pedestals
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/20 12:01 AM
1

LAWD CAN I GET AN A-MEN-UH! HALLELUJAH! Praise be to Gaw-duh Now we'll pass the collection plate around so you can give according to what the Lord has put into your heart, brothers and sisters
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/11/20 12:41 AM
7

Nah trash, go be a half-assed mommy for your half-loved spawn and stop dating you selfish cunt. At BEST you're a couple nights of fuck, nothing more.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/20 01:40 AM
3

"Ethically Non-Monogamous" only works until one of the dudes brings a house into the equation
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/20 02:13 AM
2

A schlub and a grunting beast to boot. Fuck that shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/20 02:13 AM
2

"I am 44 years old and this is my shopping list for a woman" - Willingness to actually fuck (enthusiasm and skill a plus!) - Pulse (optional) - 3.5+/10 looks (negotiable) - Non-shit personality (BIG criteria for me) And that pretty much DQ's a good 90% of today's women
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/20 12:29 AM
10

What does this wannabe Rasta Gwynneth Paltro offer up? Jack and Shit. Hard Pass. Probably too much of a hardcore Leftie cunt to even bother with trying for a fuck or two, honestly. ​ After 25 women should be marking themselves down to 'clearance' price in the SMV, not acting like all their college and social justice shit adds 'value'... It's like taking a vehicle, adding tons of ugly, stupid mods that ruin reliability, style, and comfort, and then acting like your bolt-on hood scoop, flashy gree…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/20 08:35 PM
1

Chick thinks she's a born-again virgin The finger bang test shows... That is a lie.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/20 03:43 AM
3

Oh boy, another entitled human carton of curdled milk with a Best By date years back talking down to Everyman and demanding a premium price for her gash and trashy persona
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/20 04:57 PM
1

Sure, but I doubt that most gay guys play the same crazy games that women do unless they're leaning heavily towards expression of the insecure/flakey feminine side of their nature or just sociopaths/narcissists (i.e. leaning heavily towards expression of the more manipulative and malevolent feminine side of their nature). If I were gay I would avoid those drama queens as well, and seek someone who was a solid, attractive, everyday kind of dude, which may or may not be as scarce as a good woman..…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/20 08:21 AM
29

I'm beginning to think that personal freedom is more desirable than MAYBE getting access a warm, wet hole attached to a wicked person with few if any redeeming qualities if you jump through their endless hoops
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/20 11:52 PM
2

44 and still a feral whore. No thanks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/20 07:51 PM
7

Stealth Wealth is a winning man's strategy Showing off only attracts haters, thieves, and women.
/r/MGTOW205/11/20 08:31 AM
5

Nah, BE the fuckboi. Hit it, quit it, hit it again.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/20 05:17 PM
3

Listen, Fat....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 11:20 PM
1

GTFO the app and work on yourself, jeezus
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 11:15 PM
3

What is this inhuman trashthot shit?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 11:14 PM
1

Pics or it didn't happen... Come on, even Costco gives out free samples And with that, I'm Audi
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 11:13 PM
2

Done with 'fun' Guess you're 'the one' All joy is gone, but life plods on. The things I used to do, but never for you But such is life, so make me your wife And serve me well in our everyday Hell Step Up To The Plate unlike my kid's baby daddy And tell me I'm still sexy, even though I'm now a fatty Until my Chad prince comes and he comes in me again Then Step up and raise 'our' new child like a man And know that when I'm bored then the end is getting near And I'll take mine in divorce court and …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 11:11 PM
1

To be fair the 6 year old probably had better foresight and better choice criteria than her mother does. Still, that's not something that people should lay onto a kid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 10:37 PM
2

Romeo Romeo where for art thou Romeo A few weeks ago it was "Oh fuck yeah let me suck that dick nigga, mmmm hrmpff oh god that's soooo goood baby yeah" I guess she's become more cultured in that time frame? Time for Savage Me: Children that are not related to me by blood ARE 'baggage'. I am after hookups and sensual arrangements, but not with thots like you. I don't do selfies like a fucking moron, but if I did I wouldn't have a trashy one (like so many so-called 'hotties' in OLD have, funny tha…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 10:35 PM
3

Why work to build the guy who loves you up into a better man when you can dump the chump and become a momentary fucktoy in some uncaring Alpha Chad's sex stable?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 10:29 PM
2

Suffer, trash. You had it all and threw it away for nothing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 10:27 PM
2

What a pit of nothingness. Remember when being a single mother was a shameful thing? Pepperidge Farm Remembers. So do I. My mother got a LOT of shit from random people in the Eighties and Nineties after my dad left. These days kids are seen more as 'accessories' to a woman's Barbie Doll Lifestyle than as a detriment.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 10:25 PM
1

I'm super old and got a tard baby. Let's fuck. Nothing serious. I have questions: 1) If I wanted to fuck old ass looking grandmas why am I not working at a nursing home? 2) Were you intending to dig your mother up out of her grave to babysit your chromosomally challenged potato baby while we hobble off somewhere to fuck? "No Free Parking for the kids, no fucky-fuck for the chick" is the first rule of humping snigglemoms. I'll be damned if some sick kid comes busting into the room and vomits on t…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 10:18 PM
1

Her body is hogged out beyond even what the local simps will grudgingly accept, so she's going on OLD to find a lower level of settlers that'll actually go for her shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 10:11 PM
3

You're not "defintely okay with that", you stupid cow. You're a failgirl. You're using feminist cuntery to excuse your active participation in creating your very own hellish shitlife from which you don't have the honesty, strength, or intelligence to escape. Box wine is on Aisle 10, next to the shitty beers. Cats are available at your local shelter. Get to it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 10:09 PM
2

Get a few lingering Chads circling around and 'complicating things' and she'll be ready to breed at about 52, when the prospect of bagging some swingin' Chad finally peters out for good.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 09:34 PM
6

Yeah but muh life muh careeeeer you know? Fuck outta here with that Handmaid's Tale shit Pubbie! /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 09:28 PM
7

Tard Eggs? Parenting on Hard Mode? Dusty old pussy and a kid that runs you both ragged so sex is a thing of the past?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 09:27 PM
9

Dat career doe... Until the hobby job died of Covid-19 anyways. Rough times nowadays. And all that Alpha Chad dick in college. Where are those guys by the way, hmmmm? Oh, right they're with That Fat Ugly Bitch aren't they? Not *you*, and just think of the sticky, stinking, humiliating shit you did to please him too, and how dirty, nasty, and whorish you felt... Counted for nothing in the end, and he still dumped you even though you let him and his homeboys fuck you raw dog and everything. You we…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 09:25 PM
2

She might seem 'better' than dancing through minefields and being under constant threat of death... Until he gets to know her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/20 04:07 AM
4

I have no interest in bringing the kind of disastergirl I could get with into my family, they've been through more than enough Hell with the last few chicks I dated years ago...
/r/MGTOW219/10/20 03:22 AM
1

It's Gucci Ma'am
/r/MGTOW204/10/20 03:54 PM
2

Nah. I'ma get mine
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre02/10/20 02:33 AM
7

Good move. Far, far too many girls these days think that everything is "The Me Show" and they fail to realize that working as a team is the key to real success... Turns out "the fish really DOES need a bicycle", but that's lost on these visionless chicks. You've got a real chance at making a great life for yourself. Stay the course.
/r/MGTOW228/09/20 02:36 AM
-2

Capricorn if that matters It doesn't. I could care less about the zodiac signs of dumpster inhabitants after I huck them into it, trash is trash.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/09/20 03:48 AM
15

When I realized the mercenary nature of women and got tired of being the only one who gave any real love I refocused my compassion on myself. Women who had no business trying to lord over me would act like they were better than I was even though their lives were marred with ridiculous short-sighted decisions, abrupt and childish behavior, and HUGE dating negatives (kids, nonstop 'sperm donor asshole baby daddy' drama, no car, lousy credit, etc). After a few 'hit or miss' dating experiences where…
/r/MGTOW213/09/20 07:22 PM
55

Free speech and facts mean shook women, and we can't have that now can we? When Authoritarianism comes to America she'll be driving in a premium luxury CUV and she'll be demanding to speak to a manager
/r/MGTOW212/09/20 11:43 PM
4

Pandering policies and institutional White Knighting have dire consequences for societies
/r/MGTOW212/09/20 11:39 PM
9

Who doesn't love a 'sassy' five-head having sniggle mother in stained Winnie the Pooh sweats that smells of baby feces and doesn't give guys head anymore? Actually, nobody loves that
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/08/20 02:37 AM
2

"No, this is YOUR fault because you didn't lock the door. God you're so irresponsible!" Later that same week she leaves the door completely open while she walks a block to get a latte
/r/MGTOW215/08/20 09:36 PM
7

Put the Trump sticker on your enemy's car instead
/r/MGTOW214/08/20 11:39 PM
12

Then they be like "OMG how could this have happened?"
/r/MGTOW214/08/20 11:38 PM
5

We need an expert to weigh in on what this ham-like creature could be... Paging Richard Gere. Please come to the front office.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/20 11:47 PM
12

50 with 286,449 miles of dick wear
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/20 11:46 PM
9

Cats and cucks and nothing more
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/20 11:45 PM
4

Number 3? Hast thou forgotten about: - Baby Daddy(s) - Gam-Gam, i.e. Free Babysitting - Social Worker/Goodie Getter/WIC Warrior - Drug Dealer/Side Dick - PTA Nemesis (aka Kid's Complaining Teacher) - Shit-Talking Rude Bitch-Friend Who Hates Your Guts 'Cause You're A Chump Compared To The Ex, Whom They Both Fucked - Anybody Else Within Twenty Yards
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/20 01:23 AM
7

She's Chadbroken. Her Ex was Teh One in her mind, heart, and soul, and he broke the fuck out of her by fucking her. No other man will ever compare, and no matter what any other man does she'll give a sly smirk whenever Ex's name is mentioned and will, if given any opportunity, try to take up with him and give him a wild fuck to try and 'win him back' at ANY cost, even the end of her newer, more stable relationship. Any guy who earnestly tries to get with her (i.e. 'for keeps') will get THUNDERCU…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/07/20 11:21 PM
5

Study philosophy, reframe this crazy life
/r/MGTOW228/07/20 03:20 AM
2

Not gonna lie, Age=27 fine as fuck Would bone, and bone hard. Would NEVEREVEREVER marry though Be The Chad
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/20 01:54 AM
2

I don't know why she automatically assumed he was gonna marry HER... 'Tis 2020 ya know
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/07/20 11:33 PM
6

Woke Pussy, oh for the ... FML Colin Kapernick is a better Disney Princess than this heffalump of lump
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/20 12:23 AM
4

"My only goal is to make sure in install in them as much as was installed in me" I think she's referring to the malware known as Feminism
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 09:50 PM
3

Ugh, keep running lady
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 12:21 AM
1

I see, make these empowered know-it-alls use the "put up or shut up" maintenance strategy and see how crazy it all gets... Good point
/r/MGTOW228/06/20 07:39 PM
2

Story out of left field from chick - L O O K I T M E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E ! Knitting. Cancer. HEY PAY ATTENTION TO ME. Sob, cry, etc. STOP DOING THING WE CAME HERE TO DO! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Uh, why were we all here again?
/r/MGTOW228/06/20 07:03 PM
1

They'll need to abandon all male-created technology prior to departure to ensure that their point is well made and not 'undecut' by heavy use of icky creepo man-things
/r/MGTOW228/06/20 07:02 PM
2

Is there any point in explaining any of the current political, financial, or societal realities to the elders? I say no, they've lived their lives under very different circumstances and formed their views of 'reality' and opinions of 'proper conduct' in an alien landscape of ease and common sense which we shall never inhabit - They changed it all to suit their lusts at the time, and now keep the shit show rolling as best they can until the grave takes them, after which it's not their problem any…
/r/MGTOW228/06/20 06:57 PM
2

Moon Face By Jack London (this is a LibriVox Recording. ) This chick is a fudd and a half. Skip this shizzle fo rizzle
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/06/20 06:40 PM
2

A conventional stick-built house is a money pit, and is so because it's built to women's demands and standards... Location, amenities, layout, construction, aesthetics, etc are all driven by the desires of average women - Gotta be in a "nice" (expensive) part of town, got to have vaulted ceilings that will bring envy to the gaggle of girls at their yoga class, ewww no exposed conduits/bare concrete/etc - and as such they are built with as many features as possible for the lowest possible cost, w…
/r/MGTOW228/06/20 06:30 PM
1

Nephews and nieces. I'm part of "the village" that will help support them in this ridiculous world. They'll need every advantage they can get to make it, and that includes having dedicated loving parents and extended family for new perspectives. I am not a "dedicated loving parent type" (Personal issues stemming from my own upbringing, "failure to thrive" in the conventional monetary sense, age and health, extensive forethought on the issue and an unwillingness to put a child into a poverty-stri…
/r/MGTOW228/06/20 06:20 PM
1

Capitalism is masculine Communism is feminine When things become out of balance life becomes terrible
/r/MGTOW228/06/20 06:17 PM
1

I've been thankful that I don't have children after this whole COVID-19/riots/permanent crisis jive for sure
/r/MGTOW227/06/20 11:00 PM
1

Today we're all Capricorns
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/20 04:18 AM
1

Goddamn, can you imagine the size of coffee mug you'd need to put all of that feelgood inc. girlpower shit on it? Insane.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/20 08:41 PM
1

Christ of Fuck this one is a shitbag cunt
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/20 08:37 PM
7

No YOU'RE dismissed, breed mare. Go get another mouthful of hay and stop getting your hackles up. You're a Dime A Dozen Hoe
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/20 08:35 PM
2

She'll 'settle' for a guy who's not 6'2"... For now. Know that as soon as shit stabilizes a bit in her life (and, hopefully, there will be enough time lapsed that the Law will consider her lifeboat the 'father of the child' and ensure a fat child support check from him) she'll start the upgrade process and seek a tall guy with a big dick
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/20 08:26 PM
1

Yes, poodle boy. Jump through her flaming hoops and put the ring on her harpie claw so she can bitch at you for the REST OF YOUR LIFE Bonus points for getting a huge life insurance plan with her as the beneficiary before you 'accidentally' drink that jug of bleach while sitting there crying in your beat up old car in the work parking lot at the end of your tenth overtime work shift... She'll need the money to de-bitchify herself
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/20 03:57 AM
2

Takes a HOE to mistake a hoe, slizzut Oh and fuck your political bullshit
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/20 03:54 AM
1

Traaaaaash
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/20 03:52 AM
1

No no, see it makes perfect sense. I want a hung sexy young Alpha Chad that's ALSO a complete gentleman, except for when we're in public and those times when I want to be pumped like an animal and kinda-sorta brutalized a little bit, but then when I want to cuddle he has to snap into lovermode, but not too much 'cause that'll make me see him as a pussy-ass weak loser, but not so little that he comes off as the manipulative slime bucket that he actually is, you see? He has to make a lot of money …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/20 03:50 AM
1

Chad Thundercock, Sperm Donor, only fills holes, not roles. Be Like Chad. Better Yet, Don't.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/20 03:31 AM
2

Oh, easy peasy then. I will put in just as much effort into our relationship at YOU do then. I'll just go ahead and be grouchy when you arrive, dress like a slob, dawdle on Facebook for a while and have you sit on the couch while you wait for me, reject your well-thought out plans for the day, bitch about the 'sperm donor' not texting me back about the money he owes me from six months ago, call my mom to babysit, get into an argument, decide we have to take the kid along, make some random mopey …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/20 03:29 AM
3

She got a kid AND a Tommy Lee Jones nose? Fuckin' Hell, outta my way boys... \Runs in opposite direction after shoving random p-beggar towards Tommy Lee Mommy** Edit - Also, "non gun enthusiast" on her list of demands? Lame.Ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/20 03:14 AM
1

$75k-ish or so, so I stay a bit under the major tax flak and maintain a comfortable altitute above the dark hills of destitution
/r/MGTOW231/05/20 05:49 AM
3

Two Points that I would not be surprised to see media throw out there: 1) "70% of critically ill ICU patients in for COVID-19 males, women most affected" 2) "We need to stop wasting ventilators on men and give them to women so they can recover from COVID-19 'cause they're strong and empowered"
/r/MGTOW204/05/20 02:36 AM
2

All right, but it'll be bones, scrap metal, broken glass and charred wreckage 'cause that's what I have left in here
/r/MGTOW204/05/20 02:33 AM
1

Just remember to take a stand for yourself and don't let people bully you out there
/r/MGTOW213/04/20 01:38 AM
1

Yeah, but you coulda had a nice new terra cotta duck planter like the one shown in Better Woman's Home Showcase and she could have been the undisputed queen of the neighborhood for ten seconds or so until that old bitch Becky came over and made some snide comment about it, which in turn would have become a $50,000 kitchen remodel to regain the title for another half hour before Becky opened her big yap again. /s
/r/MGTOW212/04/20 06:42 PM
1

Does she bring anything to the table other than demands? High value Is she a relentless high-maintenance cunt that acts like you should be grateful that she's allowing you to serve her? Low value. In my life personal intrinsic value is now completely de-coupled from looks, 'achievements', or any of the other shallow socially driven criteria. Attraction still factors in, but over time I matured and have adopted a 'wide spectrum attraction schema' which doesn't factor in what my so-called friends …
/r/MGTOW211/04/20 09:52 PM
3

The PurpleNurple has no fucking idea how reality works in this day and age, what a judgmental asshole.
/r/MGTOW211/04/20 03:43 AM
1

Eh, the only real problem here is that womyn have a 'super special extra income source' that's always in high demand by a large subsection of the beta blues and the thirstyboys Should be interesting to watch the 'World's Oldest Profession' creep more into the mainstream (and maybe become somewhat legitimized?) If nothing else it adds a lot of clam slamming to the chaos.
/r/MGTOW208/04/20 11:01 PM
1

Interesting experiment, for sure. And with that, I am Audi like 5 Geez
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:53 AM
1

Be careful out there TRUTH
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:51 AM
1

But as they say |A Country Boy Can Survive| I believe it
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:50 AM
1

Same as any group of people
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:49 AM
1

They CAN be. They can also be weapons-grade assholes
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:49 AM
1

YoMommaBomBotta
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:47 AM
1

I am all for the Second Amendment
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:46 AM
1

Somewhat, yes
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:45 AM
1

Spending like common mall thots on a shopping spree before Prom
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:44 AM
1

Bailouts in the TRILLIONS
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:44 AM
1

MAYBE that's temporary, but come on
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:43 AM
1

Need "Zee Paperz" to go to work
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:43 AM
1

Agreed Slim
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:42 AM
1

Meh, women. Not a real accomplishment.
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:42 AM
1

"Both Sides" tend to champion half of your Rights and threaten the other half of them... It's a ridiculous game
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:41 AM
1

catch you later tank
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:39 AM
1

The only way to win is not to play
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:38 AM
1

A lot of women 'like it' until they can leverage it and/or get a paycheck for 'hating' it
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:38 AM
1

Joe Biden? Irrelevant. Men of power and privilege do that shit all the time
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:36 AM
1

I plan to sit on the cash for a while until I see what pans out, although I DO wanna get EFI...
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:36 AM
1

It is AmbitiousTank1.
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:36 AM
1

takes a long time for me to reach a point where I'm wrapped up enough to need a nut, but it happens every once in a whilel
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:35 AM
1

not a bad rule Dang
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:35 AM
1

I'm disassembling a parts truck
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:34 AM
1

I've reached a point where I have a constant low-level confusion by default, nut or no nut
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:34 AM
1

the ease lasts a lot longer though
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:34 AM
1

about 5 seconds or so, depending.
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:33 AM
1

I don't
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:33 AM
1

one of the great advantages of being 'invisible' in this culture
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:31 AM
1

oh I agree Zil
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:30 AM
1

I have a strange but welcome kind of 'stability' going on
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:30 AM
1

It's weird because there are people all around flipping out and I'm just doing my usual thing, for hte most part
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:29 AM
1

Honestly my life is about 98% the same even with the quarantine...
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:29 AM
1

Awaiting wedgie and useless Boomer school admin doing jack-shit about it
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:28 AM
1

The 90s Teen in my head keeps saying "But a bidet makes you ghey, yo!" God what a rough youth
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:27 AM
1

Three Sea Shells
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:26 AM
1

I was looking into bidets. I think that would be a good addition to the house but this isn't my house
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:26 AM
1

Use the TP at work. Hey look a new company perk!
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:25 AM
1

I never really worried about it, but the way it just disappeared was nuts
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:25 AM
1

A full freezer vs a half-full one, etc
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:24 AM
1

Yeah, not too bad.
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:24 AM
1

I'm thinking - A little more TP on hand, maybe a couple more distilled water jugs for the CPAP machine
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:24 AM
1

I was in a LOT better position than a lot of people here
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:23 AM
1

might increase a few things on hand, nothing major
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:23 AM
1

This whole quarantine thing has me reconsidering my current prep setup a bit
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:22 AM
1

Essential inspector for circuit boards
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:21 AM
1

Oh excellent! That is a great job
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:20 AM
1

Oh, no wait that's me
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:19 AM
1

He'll turn to drinking?
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:19 AM
1

truth bam
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:18 AM
1

Oh excellent
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:18 AM
1

Noticed that a lot of the women opted out though.. Just sayin'
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:18 AM
1

My boss says I'm "Essential". My paycheck says otherwise
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:17 AM
1

two outta three, King
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:17 AM
1

just winding down a bit before bed
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:16 AM
1

9pm here too
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:16 AM
1

Standard Operating Procedure on their part
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:14 AM
1

yeah kinda
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:13 AM
1

Nah I'm ancient
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:10 AM
1

Yes
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:08 AM
1

Blocked the Automod. It's a LOT easier to live with the chat now
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:07 AM
1

Earth tones these days
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:06 AM
1

I think that people from 'outside' are trying to get into the chat
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:06 AM
1

I see it
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:05 AM
1

fine with me. I'm always out and about
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:04 AM
1

agreed! Kinda hoping that remote work becomes an everyday thing for people
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:04 AM
1

It's interesting out there without all of the extra traffic and mindless thots taking up space
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:03 AM
1

So... I'm guessing that there are a LOT of "Essential Workers" in here that don't get time off in spite of this COVID-19 thing
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:01 AM
1

Judgments WILL come, but part of the deal is becoming immune to the bullshit
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:00 AM
1

Live the life and set the example
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 03:00 AM
1

Hey gents. Hope you guys are doing well out there
/r/MGTOW201/04/20 02:59 AM
5

Double down on being a stuck-up bitch and see what kind of softboy it nets you, ho
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/20 02:37 AM
41

Why would a sugar daddy ever go with a bag of high fructose corn syrup like this schlub?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/02/20 05:04 AM
40

She's way too fat to be making demands
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/02/20 07:15 PM
1

Just me. Everyone else has a price.
/r/MGTOW219/02/20 11:38 PM
7

My view? Meh. Climate changes all the time. I've done my part to help stave off catastrophe in this world (le snip, solo lifestyle that's far less wasteful than the life that coupled guys live to temporarily satisfy the insatiable desires of a woman, etc). If that's not enough then fuck it, humans can adapt (like I did) or die trying.
/r/MGTOW217/02/20 09:45 PM
1

Gonna prepare for International Half-Priced Candy Day, which is February 15th
/r/MGTOW214/02/20 02:23 AM
8

There are "incredibly beautiful, highly desirable" women out there right now that are grunting, farting, and squeezing out a huge, stinking turd in a high-end hotel bathroom and men out there who would never believe that this scene is possible. Women are humans, after all, and thus not exempt from the realities of being human. The problem is that bluepilled men, the legal system, politics, and Feminism don't treat them as mere humans, and when you're being told that you're a strong, empowered, s…
/r/MGTOW209/02/20 07:25 PM
11

If I made $300k a year and wanted someone with a manface I'd get a man
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/20 05:13 PM
2

Seems to me that the vast majority of the pollution, waste, environmental devastation, and unsustainable sprawl is the result of the wants, needs, desires, and whims of average modern women. Men can and often times are satisfied with a few 'nice' things here and there and a more focused, efficient spartan lifestyle. Most modernized women can't stand that kind of simple "boring" life and use their 'leverage' to push for massive changes just for change's sake. This leveraging, in the days when the…
/r/MGTOW231/01/20 01:24 AM
3

Do as he bids thee, for it is Her divine will
/r/MGTOW229/01/20 01:02 AM
1

Yeah I suppose I'm pretty fucked overall
/r/MGTOW228/01/20 11:24 AM
5

It's interesting how much a guy can learn from MMORPG'ing I learned that - - I really can't ever depend on anybody else for help (for fighting, tanking, 'heals', etc). Can't even begin to tell you how many times I've looked around in battle to find the other party members standing idly by waiting for me to win or die trying... Real life is the exact same way - Being 'gung ho' about bringing home the bacon/playing the 'manly traditional provider role' was an exercise in futility. My guild members…
/r/MGTOW227/01/20 06:53 AM
2

Masturbation has lost it's fun. Meh
/r/MGTOW227/01/20 06:28 AM
4

I've seen the 'Lightswitch Effect' occur with others many times and experienced it myself, albeit at a lower 'casual'/dating level. In a world where she can 'flip', leave, and that's the end of it all, it's one thing, but in this world of stupid chivalric pandering at the governmental level, where a man can be forced at gov't gunpoint to act as a slave to a 'helpless, innocent' adultress/vengance-seeking harpy/"Strong, empowered go-grrrl who's sick of being oppressed"/etc for decades after SHE d…
/r/MGTOW223/01/20 01:34 PM
2

Domesticated meat rabbits are round, plump, and soft furred, not wild, wiry, and scruffy like wild rabbits. They live their lives out in a small hutch, eating timothy hay and drinking water, with some occasional treats and scraps of vegetables given to them by their owners to keep them relatively content. They have absolutely no fear of being caught up, having their neck snapped, and dying to provide a meal to some other creature, as the wild rabbits do, and they would gladly advocate the easy-g…
/r/MGTOW223/01/20 01:27 PM
2

I prefer to be the "Rover" I generally stay 'out of port' but I have arrangements with a few very select women who don't want anything permanent to keep them bound either. Dangerous? Sometimes, and that's why you are VERY selective about who you choose to associate with... With the vast majority of women these days it's generally not worth the risk.
/r/MGTOW219/01/20 06:37 PM
1

Ahh yes, separate the man from family and friends... Classic isolation techniques. Great way to ensure that your emotional vampire feeding supply doesn't escape your grasp too easily.
/r/MGTOW214/01/20 04:08 AM
4

Harry done fucked up. Tried to make a sniggle mom hoe into a fuckin' PRINCESS and even though she went from dumpster-class thot straight to the fucking TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN she was still not 'satisfied', had to completely cuck up Harry's lifestyle (which appears to have been super easy to do), pissed on the royal family, tradition, and everything to feed her narcissistic tendencies, and simply cannot (and never will be) satisfied with ANYTHING. Cuckistani Family Courts will undoubtedly do every…
/r/MGTOW214/01/20 04:06 AM
3

Complaining moms are given far, far too much consideration in this culture. When Socialism comes to America it'll be driving a beige colored crossover SUV and demanding to speak to the manager while angrily drinking from a Venti Latte Frappuccino and yelling at the kid while shameposting people
/r/MGTOW212/01/20 10:26 PM
1

At best the man is a servant/workhorse for the woman's ambitions, at worst she destroys him and continues to strip mine him for resources with zero 'return' whatsoever
/r/MGTOW212/01/20 06:59 AM
1

They may have Masters degrees, but they aren't the masters... They're owned, by debt, by the GF, by responsibilities to their corporation, by societal expectations, by pressures to 'get ahead' and become a high-achieving plowhorse/tax slave, and by the eternal need to appear 'successful'. We will all die someday, and our memories will dissipate in the winds of time eventually. None of this 'achievement' will mean anything, unless it's on some globally influential level and even then the details …
/r/MGTOW209/01/20 02:12 AM
1

Bop It Twist It Whack It Crank It
/r/MGTOW209/01/20 02:07 AM
3

Libertarian is best, but Republican every time if that's a no-go Democrat politicians and their sappy,sad sack, female-centric, anti-individual, anti-gun agendas are too terrible to excuse.
/r/MGTOW209/01/20 02:06 AM
1

Love is fine. "Romance" is just lust with a way overblown ad campaign and a LOT of pressure from outside
/r/MGTOW209/01/20 02:03 AM
1

Why should you leave the cave that YOU moved in to? It's far, far easier for her to find another cave Chad to hook up with than it is for you to find another cave... Just saying :)
/r/MGTOW229/12/19 09:34 PM
1

Her dumpster personality is not your problem. You don't have to live in her skin, and she shouldn't get to live rent-free in your head. Let this thing slide into her own miserable abyss.
/r/MGTOW229/12/19 09:28 PM
1

Just adopt your chosen nom de guerre for everything except for the legal stuff and go with it
/r/MGTOW229/12/19 08:45 PM
2

That's a gnarly and dangerous setup. She'll either try to shoehorn you into a relationship, use you as her slaveboy stepandfetch, and/or Meetoo you when she feels the need to upgrade to false Victim Status I would stay away from it
/r/MGTOW229/12/19 07:01 PM
1

If the woman is 'driving the car' the odds of it 'crashing' are probably a LOT closer to 90-95%, but if the guy has the sand to be in charge he puts himself in a VERY dangerous situation with the legal system, sooo...
/r/MGTOW222/12/19 08:17 PM
3

Dating low-income women is a very dangerous game. You'll be signing your name into the 'blank space' of her Grand Salvation Fantasy, which invariably includes you finally getting her ALL of the trappings of 'success' that she's seen other girls get, which she could never afford to get on her own (non-sexual) merit, which her baby daddy(s) was too incarcerated/drunk/stoned/stupid/dead/disappeared to get for her, and which Her Werld(s) are 'entitled to because they're innocent bebbies'... YOU will…
/r/MGTOW222/12/19 08:13 PM
1

Get a dog. You can go home to a house full of love (*and the occasional poopie) AND Fido will never, ever, ever take half your shit and make Gov come in and rip half your earnings away... if you must have the pussy, get a cat. Or an escort.
/r/MGTOW219/12/19 11:57 PM
1

Oh, she'll be fucked if you leave, for sure... Let it go, and go your own way. Women are... well, "Resilient", we'll put it that way. Right now she's coasting through life under your flag because you're there to enable her and keep her on an even keel, but you can be sure that if a 'bigger, better deal' appears (resource-wise, 'gina tingle wise, etc) she'd toss you overboard and set sail to him with zero qualms about it. No need for hate over it, just recognize the nature of the beast, jump ship…
/r/MGTOW215/12/19 04:00 AM
1

Hopefully pretty low. My goal is "Stealth Wealth"
/r/MGTOW202/12/19 01:34 AM
1

Willful participation in a 'slacker' culture like that will eventually degrade you as a man and cause major problems in your personal stability, lifestyle, and esteem. In my experience workplaces have their 'pet employees' that can slack with impunity, come in late, duck out early, fuck things up, act like morons, and never suffer the consequences, and then there's ME. It's out of your control - You're either one of the 'in crowd' or you're not, and if you're not then playing loose and coming in…
/r/MGTOW229/11/19 05:43 PM
7

Truth is, NAWALT. Some of them are far, far worse. The few that are far, far better deserve their own terminology, something that isn't stained with the evilness of "woman".
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre26/10/19 12:03 AM
3

Just decor that will snag your pubes when she's sucking your dick I put that in the 'plus' category, but again I have notoriously low standards and don't stick around too long
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/19 01:52 AM
1

The tattoo of the inverted potted fern is a fine indicator of her personality, and the snoot hoop tells you everything you need to know about her place in your barnyard - Tethered to a pole out in the pasture, like a cow or pig
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/19 01:51 AM
2

Fuckin' dwarf ass women want 6'+ and don't offer shit in return ​ As a 6'2" guy I'm sick of having to bend at a 90 degree angle to kiss these chicks, and HELLA sick of doggy style not working without me dippin' like a fucking goon. Time for me to update my OLD accounts to put these short-ass thots in check. If you're not tall and magnificent step the fuck off hoe
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/19 01:46 AM
2

Herp Horton hears a hoe Plot Twist - it's HER
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/19 01:44 AM
2

DO NOT TALK TO ME IF U ONLY TRYING TO FUCK *Shows off ample goodies* Bitch, get the fuck outta here with that bait and switch shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 11:47 PM
1

"I'm not no 2nd choice. IM THE MAIN COURSE THE PRIME RIB" Hell, I LOVE a good prime rib but this one is waaaaay too fatty even for me... Even WITH extra creamy horseradish sauce and au jus. I gotta commend her on that line though, she saved me from going to the Texas Roadhouse tonight and probably saved me $50 or so. Ugh
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 11:45 PM
8

Daddy issues AND low self esteem? Well sign me up, heffalump! /s That hovel is rough even by Section 8 Standards.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 11:42 PM
1

Murdered Boi was probably into some gangsta shit 'cause of sniggle momma shit. Those eyes of hers could never look at *you* with any love. You will be utile at best, and a dreadful hated annoyance to her in due course.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 11:41 PM
5

"Bitches Love Beaches" - Sir Chadly Thunderdong With a little slickness and some pumpkin spice to blow up this basic bitch's ass you can have it all
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 11:37 PM
1

Oh joy, a sniggle momma to 2 bebbies that smokes like a chimney and has the standard Demanding Bitch package with entitlement and sass. Body is semi-kickin' but you could probably have her for a LOT less than full-on dating if you can even halfways Chad yourself up and meet 'in the wild'. Online dating is where the thots have advantage, but watch their 'standards' drop off the radar when you're there and ready to pump her guts IRL and the 20 softboys they're chatting up online are all still unab…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 11:35 PM
5

I've done the same with cars. As in cars I haven't driven for 10+ years. No regrets.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 11:30 PM
6

"Muh Kitty iz Muh Werld" is just a modern snootgirl substitute for bebbie
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 11:29 PM
16

The pills are kicking in. Enjoy the ride
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 11:26 PM
18

Ahahahah, hwat a storee Mark I'm no saint though. Sometimes the undesirable chicks turn out to be the most excellent ones as far as personality goes, but in this case my dick can only get so limp
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 11:25 PM
7

Gov't Cheese and stale white bread FTW
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 11:20 PM
3

I should try this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 11:19 PM
5

Yeah but try outrunning the cops when she presses false charges against your ass ​ Stay the fuck away from ghetto heffalumps
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 11:18 PM
3

The big black dick* is able to better penetrate into the sloppy, overpuffed roast beef labia shield of the fat woman's cooze and it dives deeper into her stank pit than the dinky diddly baby dicks of the white guys. (* Porno Science has proven that black dudes have massive dongs, or so the chicks all say)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 11:17 PM
4

Hell Yeah, get in where you fit in Disclaimer - I'm DTF asian chicks
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 11:15 PM
8

They apparently make you fat too, and prone to anal leakage of the mouth a'la Olestra
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 11:13 PM
35

Enjoy getting uber eats to bring you food off the $1 items menu while you wait for someone to contact you. That, sir, was such a sick burn on her that I can smell bacon from here
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 06:29 PM
27

Imagine getting a handjob from a mini-donut made of dried up pork sausages Now imagine receiving that handjob from a woman with no love, no soul, and no lubricant. She might almost meet that pitiful low standard. Might.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 06:27 PM
21

You want the house, the marriage, kids life? You should have married a guy who could buy a house and THEN got knocked up, idiot. Feminism mislead you. Barbie lied, you girls can't have everything, you have to fucking choose and choose early on.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 06:26 PM
21

Nah. I'm not gonna be talked down to by a stern-faced little bitch like Greta when I'm not the one polluting the world like mad. (Go take it up with China and India) Part of the MASSIVE problem with entitled modern women is the fact that most people have let them get away with ridiculous bullshit like lecturing down to adults in their teenage years, and people act like these preachy brats are sacred and above reproach "because they're young and it's not nice to be mean to them because children a…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 05:07 AM
19

Somewhere out in the world there's a recently released skinny meth addict with scabbed over facial tattoos that is heavily into mulatto childern, er I mean into "BBW Real Women", and who will StepUp and say all the right things to seduce this pig long enough to gain access to the kids and her kitchen, where he'll cook meth and stuff her full of fat food until she plops over
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/19 07:54 PM
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Fat, bitchy, demanding, ugly, old, sniggle mother of X quantity of mixed race kids ("Motherhood on Hard Mode") demands Sir RealMan to load her and her childern onto his noble charger and ride them at full speed to his kingdom, with a stop off at the gas station for some smokes and a troop through the Popeye's Chicken drive-thru for a couple family meals for her, X number of kid's meals for the brood, extra mashed potatoes, and two jugs of sweet tea, all on his card of course... You're ManEnough …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/19 07:50 PM
2

Those eyes have seen ten thousand throbbing cocks. Yours is not impressive. Your wallet is barely adequate. What are you still doing here? Begone, beta loser. Your money left hours ago. Oh, exciting. A big penis. Suck, suck, swallow. Open butthole, spread roast beef curtains aside. Oh yes. Oh god yes, fuck me baby. Oh, hey you. I'm done with your friend. He ranked #48 out of an estimated 1,205 lovers. I need more money. Come at me, beta male lover #642. It is imperative that you ejaculate inside…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/19 05:06 AM
1

I dunno, taking that extra two minutes to proofread your shit might literally mean missing out on Mr. Big. Then again maybe they can't stand to read their own bullshit without feeling a faint but genuinely nauseating tinge of... guilt?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/09/19 11:40 AM
12

Is G-Easy some kind of Big Lots knockoff version of Eazy-E? This chick is a delusional narcissist, but the thing that gets me is how many megathirsty soft boys there are out there that'll support her protowhore ambitions by buying into her bullshit freakosystem
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/09/19 11:36 AM
12

Get To Zee Knockaaaas! NAO!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/09/19 11:32 AM
4

Man, I'd love to have a serialization contract so I could write with confidence and be secure in the knowledge that my financial future is assured but come on my dude, having to do THAT to get there is a step too far...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/09/19 11:28 AM
1

Go Joe!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 05:16 PM
4

Glorious retort. Just don't burn your steak with the same intensity that this thot had to endure or you'll be chewing all day.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 05:04 PM
1

What kind of a hot mess do you have to be to have the pic with your big ol' hand in the way be your GOOD one? Tatts on the throat will make it way easier to find her on Pornhub though. Maybe you can figure out who the baby daddy is by looking at the dudes in her latest videos and comparing them to the mocha bebbie that is gonna bust out of her overpounded snooch on your watch... Maybe you can try to imitate his thuggish gangsta persona so when he drops in to knock boots with the bebbie momma and…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 05:02 PM
9

I know right? It's great Ink means Easy Hoes on Easy Mode
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 04:56 PM
2

Fuck... That would put my food budget at $1200/month No, wait. Didn't factor in that Princess here is probably not gonna settle for store brands... Make that $1800/month Oh, nope hold up. Kid(s).. $2500-3000/month
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 04:54 PM
3

Generic as Dr. Thunder Brilliant!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 04:52 PM
5

I usually dig that kind of aesthetic but this chick ain't doing it for me Then again I pounce and bounce
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 04:51 PM
1

Please guys, don't waste the hoe's time... Man Up and Step to the Plate or GTFO Fuckbois ​ What, you say you're 12"? Uh... No baby, you ain't wasting my time... Let's chat... Oh, 12" tall? Fuck off loser.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 04:49 PM
20

There are millions of decent men out there... The problem here is that there are very, very few decent women left after Feminism and the influence of "Sex and the City" Media have made the average thot ruin herself at the thick, throbbing, veiny altar of Chadcock 50-100x over. All a decent guy could get from you is a rotting, decaying cum-filled meat shell of a whore with a 1000 yard stare and expectations that are way out of proportion to what she has to offer to anybody, now that her soul has …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 04:44 PM
9

So no head? smashes phone stomps skateboard
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/19 10:05 PM
1

Yer gonna burn in Hell
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/19 09:49 PM
12

Eh fuck it, take them. We'll wait for the robots
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/19 05:22 PM
1

"Are the women as un classy as the guys? (Asking for a friend)" Is she actually trying to do recon for the guy she FriendZoned here? Maybe get the yipping beta boi chihuahua off of her heels so she can go full raw doggy style with a random Chad Pit Bull?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/19 05:20 PM
1

Prison dad ain't single. He started off single but became someone's bitch 10 minutes into his 20 year stint...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/19 05:16 PM
1

Nah, just pay a bunch of money to a specialist in AIDS mommas to try and give the kid a chance at being HIV free, then give the kid soy-based formula so he/she grows up as effeminate as possible ​ Bonus - Your Face When the bebbie comes out black and you're Caucasian
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/19 05:15 PM
6

Oh come on guys, I'm sure you can pay an extra $100K+ or so to have a specialist monitor her baby during the next pregnancy and ensure it's HIV-free somehow... Only to have it come out black. Step the Fuck Up To the Plate Bois
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/19 05:12 PM
5

That's me, but I took some permanent precautions I know I'm a wreck
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/19 05:09 PM
3

And then her "Taken" dude will call you up and do a full Liam Neeson on you over the phone... "I will find you, and I will kill you"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/19 05:08 PM
2

Oooh, a Bonus Kid ​ Step Up To The Plate boys
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/19 05:07 PM
13

... That's YOUR job, Beta Bailout Boi. Note - the Baby Daddies ain't buying ANY diapers
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/19 05:06 PM
12

There are many ways to profit: - Cat food stocks - Boxed wine futures - Basic Bitch arts and crafts sales on Etsy - Pumpkin Spice commodities trading... The Spice Must Flow - Investment in textile mills that make plus sized sweatpants - Open a bon-bon factory
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/19 05:05 PM
24

Well, to be fair her vag IS filled with lots of clowns whenever the Alpha Chad Dong Circus comes through town
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/19 05:02 PM
31

The bitchy attitude is almost as off putting as the AIDS Oh, also - Bebbie/Muh Werld, toilet bowl taste in men that indicates a penchant towards idiocy and an addiction to adventure (possibly drugs as well), an ex with fucking AIDS that might decide to come back and kill whoever has "taken his rightful place" when he busts out, mediocre middling looks, etc. This bitch is a human fucking cancer... With AIDS. Yes I'm judging, no I'm not Stepping Up To The Plate or Manning Up, fuck you and your fem…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/09/19 11:53 AM
3

The 'fuck buddy' got to baste her eggs with his jizz. You get to pick up the tab. How much do you really 'love' this random dipshit chick? There are worse things than being 'alone', you know...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/19 02:38 AM
1

Stay out of my kitchen. Do not even attempt a sandwich, thot.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/09/19 01:38 AM
1

She'd push Bebbie Momma AND Junior out of the way to suck his Alpha Dick if he was a guy who had an Alpha Dick, no questions, no talk, just suck and swallow... This guy? She's looking for disqualifiers or really, really keen on getting the hook in so she can milk this guy for every dime. Dude was wise to Unsubscribe to this shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/09/19 01:36 AM
2

If she's dangling a ripe carrot in front of me chances are she's transgender
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/09/19 01:33 AM
1

You know who else came with toys and kids? Jeffrey Epstein
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/09/19 01:28 AM
6

Looks like an incessant nag to me
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/09/19 01:27 AM
3

No, see THIS is the 'sanitized version' of the pic that you show to the hapless Beta Provider that is willing to Man Up for you and Step To The Plate if, and ONLY *if*, he gets flustered and asks about your 'past' This way you can "Go Black AND Go Back!" Any guy who will accept this massive number of dongs in his "Future Everything In My World" can easily be lead to the truth later on when he's properly trapped by the heartstrings, if you feel that it's even necessary of course.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 03:23 AM
3

That past is like twice as long as you are, and that girth... OMG Oh, but no honey I love YOU now. You're a real man, a provider! You've Stepped Up and helped raise Thuggins like he's your own son, and I know it's been hard because he's so much like his father but you've done a lot to help us out. No amount of massive, throbbing, iron-hard, veiny, pulsating Coke can width cock shoved deep, deep inside of any or all of my glistening and ready openings will change the fact that you're the slightly…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 03:17 AM
7

See? They're helping to build the strength of their children AND delegating tasks like a Real Boss Bitch Do. Now give that woman an upper level management position or we'll tell the government that you're discriminating against people!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 03:00 AM
7

The Real MVP Moms even hit the Play button Not that I'm judging the lazy, inattentive Sniggle Mothers that I know who leave one of the Star Wars Prequels in a ten hour select menu loop... They're Strong, Powerful, Empowered, Independent, and Beautiful At Every Size Too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 02:58 AM
3

My kids have different dads (No I don't sleep around) Yes. Yes you do sleep around. I want the same honeypot deal that McThuggins and his homie(s) got. I'm not here to get left holding the bag, I'm here to fuck your pussy, ass, and mouth, and in that order. Things are gonna get sticky. So what does it take? A fat bag of weed? Cheap beer? Ecstasy? Come on now, girl. I know you're easy, the kids are Exhibits A and B, I rest my case. Oh, you need some Jack Daniels? Uh... I dunno, that's pricey shit…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 02:50 AM
10

I can handle an acerbic, snippy attitude during a short fuck here and there. She's just there to take my penis and bring me to orgasm at my leisure, not to be buddies. I will not abide having a bitch stay in my home, lay claim to my entire life because I put a ring on one of her fingers, snipe at me over everything, all day, every day, and then not even 'provide services' 'cause she's fat or lazy or tired or still mad at me for _____ or because she's got fee-fees. It's better to pay the obnoxiou…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 02:43 AM
14

Hmm, fuck hot 'pros' for big $$ and be happy or get a few years of decent bangs, followed by a few years of 'duty fucking' starfish flopgirl git-it-over-with humping every few months or on your birthday (*maybe?) and then lose $100k+ AND the house AND the car AND the kids AND have to pay that old Sarlaac pit for DECADES 'cause the law is an ass and still thinks women are both a) Strong, Independent Womyn Who Don't Need No Man AND b) Poor, poor helpless women are being destroyed by callous, heart…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 02:36 AM
18

Yeah, the guy who has 3/4 of those traits can friendzone actual goddesses after he bangs them... But Mizz Potatoface Cakeup Blandeyes can totally land a Mt Olympus class god-man like this with a farty, whiny, puking bebbie in tow... She doesn't just LOOK stupid, guys. She's the real deal.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 02:30 AM
2

The Entitled Cunt Train has pulled into the station boys. Provide everything for this completely uninspiring generi-faced Sniggle Momma and her spawn, and be tall, and make big money so you can Be a Real Man provider, oh and OWN A FUCKING HOME NO EXCEPTIONS! Oh, and be ready to put a ring on it, Man Up and Step To Teh Plate to atone for the 'sins'' of Bebbie Daddy (Big Jizzle, aka Ollie Ollie-Oxenfree) for your entire Beta Provider life, dickhead. Enjoy your (possible) birthday boy starfish flop…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 02:27 AM
3

Oh, full custody of your son, who is of course Yer Werld... So where would dude fit in to your life? You don't leave much room for dude. As for not being 'high maintenance'... Well, yeah you can't afford to be high maintenance, but lucky for you you're built like a tank.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/19 06:43 PM
2

You can fuck a girl with eyes like that a time or two, if you're comfortable with risk, but you can NEVER trust a woman with eyes like this. She's seen... "Things". A LOT of them. Yours will be somewhere along the middle of the dick spectrum at best, nothing too spectacular of course, she's had bigger of course. If that wasn't the case you'd have hit it and quit it a long, long time ago when she was still hot and she'd have chased your magic dick for months, but you're here, now, and that means …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/19 04:19 AM
7

"Life is too short to be unhappy, girl. Go, be free - Live, Laugh, Love - and find your inner goddess" I'll be busy banging hotter, younger girls that get my dick hard as a motherfucker. ^^ This shit is even easier if A) you don't get married/involved and instead make sure to negotiate a "Benefits Package" contingent on you and her respectfully fucking and sucking each other until you're both done with it and B) You put YOU at the forefront of your life, leave her off the pedestal, and remember …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/19 03:04 AM
2

Bitch YOU can't handle your kid As for food and 'friendship'? Skip the middlethot and get dinner for one, a hooker, and some blow or something
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/19 02:40 AM
3

Give a good enough of sob story and schools these days will take a young freshly screwed Sniggle Mother by the hand and drag her all the way through to college, get her some 'po sniggle momma grants for college courses, and have other people babysit her diaper shitter(s) while she bangs out a nursing degree or some other semi-lucrative career path that leaves her and bebbie kinda-sorta-somewhat less dependent on society. If you're a young dude with genuine troubles, well... Enjoy homelessness, a…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/19 02:36 AM
1

Ahahaha, Hwat A Storee Mark
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/19 02:29 AM
2

She's either a jagged bag of diddled kid shards that's barely duct taped together at age 20 or a fucking 30-something lying bitch that thinks you're a dumb, gormless Betamale that will let her cardinal lie slide after she lets you slide up in her. Either way she's a Sniggle Mommy and Her Werld is 6yo, and Bebbie Daddy either got the boot or went for cigarettes years ago sooooo that's a definite NO by default.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/19 02:26 AM
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Your daughter wants to slut it up and catch a beta on the downward slide. Respecto-boy will NEVER get 'her best', emotion/love/lust/pussy/asshole/tits-wise, but McThuggins is gonna blast his gangsta seed up in her cunt raw and call her a slut while he slaps her. Respecto-boy will 'luck out' later when he signs on to her shitshow for a chance at some boring, condom'ed, purely missionary-style bi-monthly access to her haggered out hairy Arby's roast beef bun, overproofed pizza dough ass, and saggi…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/19 12:24 AM
11

She's seen things you people wouldn't believe... Chadbros on fire off the shoulder of her bedframe. C-Notes fluttering after being thrown by gangster rappers at the club. All of those memores will disappear, like tears after breaking up with Tyrone. Time to Settle Down
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/19 07:15 PM
4

She must have had hella game /s I'll fuck pretty much any 'gina out there, and I have standards. Other dudes? Holy fucking shit they'll bone anything Getting dicked is NOT a prime indicator of value as a woman.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/19 06:46 AM
8

'Round here chicks like this jack up their Wranglers, try to out-bro the broes with belching and fart contests, and act as unladylike as possible with pride because they mistake being a pig with empowerment
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/19 07:16 PM
34

I mean sure she can get LAID, but can she get LOVED? Guys will put their penis into every slampig they can coax into their bedroom, so getting rando-fucked is no accomplishment lady.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/19 07:14 PM
4

What an attention grubbing schlub of a woman. This thing is teaching your kids, btw. Just sayin'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/19 07:12 PM
2

She 'makes you wait', you make her call her own Uber. Simple as that. NONE of these hoebags have anything you can't get cheaper, easier, and with less hassle. There is ALWAYS a girl that is willing to discount her pussy if you're on point in life, and it's all pink inside so fuck it, "Ride the Scooters" if you want and to Hell with your buddies and their opinions. Or just whack it. NEVER capitulate though. MEN must be in charge, or things go to shit and stay there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/19 12:46 AM
8

Rilly doe
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/19 12:44 AM
3

You could have chosen to start a happy, stable life on an even keel and work up towards some real success and lifestyle highs with a decent, hard-working fellow, but you chose instead to go the easy (slut) route and ride dat thug dicc carousel and act like a typical entitled modern Feminist sassy smartmouth gangsta bitch retard. spike your pair-bonding receptors to 11 with McThuggin and his crew every weekend until they burned the fuck out, and ruin yourself for life. I don't want a hoebag resto…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/19 12:43 AM
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Not trying to date teh bros, lady, and you're as bro as they come. Lemmie guess, your Jeep says "Silly Boys, Jeeps are for Girls" or some other insipid fucktard shit like that? Aight then, walk the fuck on.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/19 12:38 AM
1

Jesus Fuck, what a habitually insolent fucking bitch. I hope that cunty attitude burns her insides right out of her and she ends up hollow and surrounded by cats that are waiting for her to drop...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/19 12:55 AM
22

The thuboys can rev the engine, stab the clutch, grind the gearshift, slam my quarter panels into the walls, and YOU can hook me up and tow me back to your garage to rebuild me. Once your loving, detailed frame-off restoration process is done I'll provide you with years of joy and loyal service.. Heh, Nah, I'll have some Fast and Furious Chad hotwire me and slam me in reverse gear until my chassis breaks, then go through a series of ride share Alpha Chad drivers rev my pussy and ass until I'm bo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/19 12:52 AM
3

By "Obese" you mean "Body Positive/HAES" I presume... /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/19 11:31 PM
9

Shit, I've USED this Beta Emulation Technique to rid myself of overbearing girls that demanded capitulation to their baby fever dreams! Simple stuff, really - Just give them what they say they want from a man and they'll ditch out for a new challenge. It's pretty much the same concept as getting out of jury duty, all you have to do is be unapologetically intelligent and they'll dismiss you at the first opportunity... Channel your inner Hugh Grant character and keep your bags packed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/19 11:41 PM
6

Hits the Post Wall Lotto BIG TIME (i.e. finds a man that is down for her cause), isn't satisfied with him giving her the things that women CLAIM to want (love, adoration, attention, devotion, etc), gets this stupid idea in her cracked coconut that "Hey, I 'beat the odds' before, which proves that I still got it, soooo I can do even better! YOU GO GRRRL!", put all of her chips down on black with a smug smirk knowing she'll definitely win out yet again (yaknowatimsayin'?) and... BOOM. Ball falls r…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/19 11:36 PM
7

There isn't ANY steaming dumpster hole out there that's worth $80k
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/19 03:53 AM
1

Better regulate your flock better then. The loudmouth hypocrites are destroying your image
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/19 08:48 PM
48

The absolute WORST woman I've ever dated was a hardcore Christian. She would do vile things, pray for forgiveness on Sunday morning, and be hypocritically slutting it up with zero remorse or mercy. "A misguided Christian Woman can send more souls to Hell than a legion of demons"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/19 12:28 AM
10

She's just mad because she knows, proportionately, she will be dating sixty and seventy year olds... Oh no wait, they're boning 20-somethings too. Damn. Sucks to be her...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/19 12:26 AM
12

That shit went on for far, far too long. OP should have cut this bitch off at the first snipe and taken the lead. You only go softserve if you're trying to make a bitch leave.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/19 09:15 PM
4

Correct response is block and walk. Although... If you find enough value in the humor of her idiocy feel free to stay and poke the hornet's nest a bit LOL
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/19 11:03 PM
5

Standard Issue TERF Shit. Women HATE 'the competition', especially given how incredibly good a LOT of these guys are at being more attractive and feminine than the womyn are in this "Age of Empowerment". The buggy whip manufacturers were pretty pissed when the automobile became ubiquitous as well. Just wait until sex robots attack their cunt hegemony from the flank!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/19 11:02 PM
20

*Won't date potato-faced Post-Wall bitch with three diaper stainers and a femcunt attitude hardened by decades of being pussyfucked raw and dumped by Alpha Bros that never called back, an ever-increasing blubber body that has few if any feminine characteristics left to exhibit except for ever-more sagging sacks of fat with nipples pointing south, a gravely voice thanks to Marlboro, zero femininity or humbleness left, and a metric shit-ton of entitlement issues...* Must be super gay to not want a…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/19 10:44 PM
8

Okay, average guy makes first move... #MEEEETOOOO'ed to death Chadbro grabs her pussy... New Bebbie 9mos out. What was his name again? Betaboy sniggles up for 6 months in the FriendZone, then meekly asks for coffee date... #MEEEEETTTTTOOHHeyWAITASEC hey there I wanna go slow and I need to know that you're the kind of #RealMan that will #StepUpToThePlate like a RealMan and provide for my bebbiez/werlds and me because all of those FUCKING ASSHOLES WHO RAW FUCKED MY PUSSY AND BASTED MY OVARIES are …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/19 10:40 PM
2

Boring diatribe. I zoned out before the first paragraph. If I wanted preaching I'd be at church.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/19 06:10 PM
2

This was already predestined, since she's choosing to go the Sniggle Mother route, and honestly humanity has NOT suffered anywhere near enough if you ask me. Why don't you go forth and preach to the Thots BEFORE they go and baste their eggs with thugjuice, get preggo, and start leaching off the massive Mama Gov Welfarce State instead of trying to bash me? You come at me like I'M the monster here, simply for stating a recipe for giving this hoor it's just desserts, instead of being rightfully ang…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/19 04:28 PM
14

We need to get a really, really rotten dude and give him a full fake identity work-up so he looks like a shining meal ticket for this tramp, then have him knock her ass up and bounce, never to be seen again This cunt is too demanding.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/19 03:35 AM
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Just goes to show that "strong, empowered women" need a master and will talk down to anybody - even their own fathers, whom they should always love and respect - once they find a man that can break them. After that, no other man ever matters... This is why they pair bond with domineering, violent human trash young and never respect their beta bailout boy. She's been mastered already, and that's permanent unless you can out-master her now idealized memory of his domination over her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/06/19 08:05 PM
6

Snotty little bitch...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/19 03:15 AM
4

10/10 Would Bang I'd never kiss her tho
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/19 09:06 PM
2

You didn't like his taste but did THEY like it?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/19 09:06 PM
19

BRB Gotta go get my CPA. If had known THAT was the golden ticket to the Land of Fine-Ass Pussy I would have stayed in school /s I usually dig dark haired nerdy women but this beast is a fugly slub
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/19 09:05 PM
27

Fear not, m'lumpy lady, for the noble Sir Betachump hath cometh to sweepeth thee from thy peril! Verily, I say, taketh my hand and alight gently upon the comfortable passenger seat of my Kia Rio, and we shall depart immediately... Why dost thou hesitate, O divine mannish maiden? Does some bewitching curse bind thee to this cursed Wall? Dost thou require some time to prepare for our journey? ... Oh, I see. The Chaddragon hath taken thy heart ages ago. I shall depart then.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/19 05:07 PM
35

She got dat blonde pussy ya kno Everybody know, 'cept for the guy who gonna wife her up
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/19 02:46 PM
11

What a shitbag woman. She's brought an innocent mixed race child into the world on Fucking Hard Mode because she wanted to get some BBFD rammed all up in her hoo-hah AND Of Course she wanted it NAO so she probably grabbed the first black dude she saw that had a megabulge in his pants BUT Of Course the ganster-ass chump loser-class sucker bum she chose to get pumped by ran the fuck off AND won't ManUp even though it is his spawn AND Of Course she didn't legally pursue his bitch-ass for non-paymen…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/19 08:11 PM
6

it is in Empowyred Womyn Land Everything is an Achievement
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 11:48 PM
4

Challenge Accepted
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 11:46 PM
7

Only interested in Honest, Loyal, Genuine men that have their lives in order Has FOUR "amazing children" that probably have FOUR "Asshole Sperm Donors" and which of course are NOT yours *and* she boasts about having a dog that is considered by many to be the "Assault Weapon of the Dog World"... You can bet your bottom dollar that this failchick is either living with her parents or she resides in the heart of the Section 8 Gangsta-Ass Part of Town. In either case you KNOW she doesn't really have …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 11:39 PM
2

100% certain that she wants a sustainable long-term relationship Pic has her giving the standard 'dummy-slut/confused cat meets a random penis' go-to look Done dating strangers Suuuuure... Go hit on the guy at work that you have do the heavy lifting for you. Oh? He's too plain for you? Yeah but you know him, so he's not a stranger right? When she says "strangers" she means random NSA Chadcocks and one-night fuckfesters. She WANTS a 'stranger' in the "I don't know you - yet - but you're nice and …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 10:53 PM
1

I see you've chosen the hard way. Best of luck with your shit talking boy. Any girl that thinks your big-talking dribble is "Alpha" is gonna be trouble for you from the get-go, just a friendly heads-up there. We'll see you here in earnest after they break you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/19 08:36 PM
1

No thirst here, child. I have plenty. I get that you want attention, and I know that you want attention because your external (i.e. non-Internet) life is a depressing slog through the mire of mediocrity and ceaseless disappointments but coming here to act abusive and 'edgy', especially towards ME, is pathetic. Engaging in this kind of low-energy trolling, 'abuse', and As Seen On Television Crap Culture sniping and sassy-boi sauciness isn't manly, "Alpha", or intelligent, it only makes you look l…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/19 08:30 PM
1

Silence bitch. Your idiotic insults are both inaccurate and completely unwelcome here. You're dismissed
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/19 08:02 PM
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"It's not MY fault, he only had like one dick and it isn't even the biggest one I've seen lately... I'm Booooored, Your Honor, and as a fellow woman I am sure you know how it feels to be stuck without any, well... Variety, and he won't open up the relationship so I want the house and half his shit." "Okay, sister. *gavel*, we hereby judge what she said, because she's a victim. Family Court is dismissed" "Yay! Okay Tyrese, let's get the fuck outta here and celebrate! YOU'RE A BITCH BETA BILLY!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/19 06:21 PM
8

Even with the red splotch on her face you can tell she has Crazy Face Being around when this hot new bastard drops could be a lot like playing Russian Roulette with the beige/offwhite color pallet at the Home Depot too... Who doesn't want to ManUp and put themselves in a potentially dire life-altering legal pickle with this white-ass bitch only to find that they've won either a permanent blatant cuck trophy or a lifetime's supply of owing child support for a kid that is so obviously not yours th…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/19 06:17 PM
5

She need to give homie dat pussy yo What, she's not into him like that? What a fucking mercinary sniggle mother I'll go bone her and let Homeskillet keep bebbie @ home while I rail his dream girl
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/19 12:52 AM
3

Can't land Paco... Go Team Taco
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/19 12:49 AM
1

Skip to the chase and get the Ladyboy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 06:08 AM
3

D'awww, isn't that precious? Anna wants to go to Europe and get fucked by Eurodicks. Well, I had better check my account and see if I can swing it...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 06:05 AM
4

Hmmm... Ya know, come to think of it *I* could dress up like a princess, spend a half a shitload of money wining and dining myself and then go home and jerk off... In Current Year nobody would say shit about it either, 'cause we be inclusive nao ​ Might be a great date
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 06:00 AM
2

QUANZ need 15"++ GTFO with that puny 12" shit boi
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 05:52 AM
2

When a mom 'goes sniggle' there's a lot of pressure for some of them to 'woman up' and find a decent paying job, and that's where nursing school comes in... It pays the bills. You know, like having a husband or whatever but you have to work.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 05:46 AM
3

Well Helllloooo Nurse
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 05:43 AM
1

Bald pussy reminds me of an uncooked, unstuffed turkey with the cavernous maw gaping wide open Kinda kills Thanksgiving for me if I let it get to my head
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 05:42 AM
1

A lot of girls take pride in being total Stank Hoes Cleanliness is Patriarchal Oppression dontchaknow
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 05:39 AM
25

She's "Single Enough" tonight... Glad my mother wasn't a total lying whore
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 05:37 AM
20

Preggo thots in YOUR AREA looking for random Chadbros to sausage joust their unborn bebbie!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 05:36 AM
9

Boredom sets into the boring mind... *Metallica, Struggle Within*
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 05:35 AM
24

It's not gay if you're a male fetus that's getting basted by random Chadbros... Amirite? Please God tell me I'm right. ​ #SniggleMoms #PlzNoHomo #Chadbasted
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 05:34 AM
1

Bored (and boring) Trash-Hoe with Bebbie on Board. What a rare and valuable human commodity. ​ Kid is gonna go hungry with those tiny ass titties though... And no ass. How the FUCK did this skank get a bebbie inside her? Edit - Daaamn you boys are finicky. Y'all gonna downvote me over THIS hoe? Makes no goddamed sense fellas
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 05:33 AM
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She looks like an encephalitic Ooompa-Loompa dipped in dark chocolate, so she doesn't have room to judge homeboy Free pizza tho. What a fucking mooch
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 05:31 AM
3

I'm using that next time I need to offload a clunker :)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 03:19 AM
6

Tossing the money into a burn pit has the same effect and you don't have to pretend that you give a shit about random kids
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 03:19 AM
4

Well lordy me! Paint me with mustard and call me a hot dog! But I just met you... Oh, okay fine. Hastag-YOLO or whatever.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 03:18 AM
1

I choose both, and I'll gladly be "that jerk" who is out humping childless younger women. Or sexbots. Or whatever. Once breeding is off the table morality can pretty much go out the window. I've already "failed" and now life is mine for the taking
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 03:17 AM
5

Sounds reminiscent of the Sacred Band of Thebes... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes The Future is Female AF... But women are getting drummed right the fuck out of it for bitching too much. Robots and Trans WIN
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/19 01:31 AM
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Not at all. White girls like to play with fire and when they get burned they get the crustiest...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/19 02:56 AM
1

She looks like she'd make a decent pork belly, or some moderately good bacon at best. Fat, Flat, Fugly, Pugly, Chunky Mummy Monkey Butt CavernCunt Pass the hoochie to the left hand swipe
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/19 02:55 AM
2

Underneath the clownface there's yet another James Charles looking hoe with premium luxury aspirations and a big, gaping stankhole. Not fucking interested. Flaccid, rapid pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/19 02:54 AM
14

Correctional Officer Mixed Kids Company Perks, Amirite?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/19 02:27 AM
8

Dr Dre got Teh Change done
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/19 02:18 AM
1

One of these things is a LOT more dangerous than the other... Hint - It's the one that's had a lot more rounds shot through her Hint 2 - I'm not talking about that lovely AR
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/05/19 04:17 AM
1

Not really, no.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/19 06:05 PM
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Fucking delusional. Worthwhile women don't set the terms
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/05/19 06:20 PM
3

Long distance relationships are open relationships by default as far as women are concerned. They'll feel that thier 'needs' - intimacy, money, dick, etc - are being neglected by the far off partner and they'll have no compunction about secretly getting their needs "filled" by someone nearby even while stringing their long distance beau along because he's "forced them to do this". Once she lands a better prospect she'll ghost the distant guy, often times with a wicked cut down or two to 'justify…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/19 03:45 PM
1

Sooooo this... Jocelyn Wildenstein looking burned out crabapple of a... uh, well... Thing thinks it's cool for a woman to have a Body Count like Ice-T but judges guys for wanting to casually bang? Fucking delusional Entitled Overblown Bitch Princess FemLogic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/19 11:32 PM
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Go Sexbot G O B O T
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/19 11:13 PM
3

The Future is Female. Morals are obsolete in this culture. I figure these guys are gonna be the ones kicking in my door and killing me when things reach Critical Cunt Levels so whatever, fuck it she's offering... Kind of a pre-emptive payback as it were.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/19 06:08 PM
8

I had a woman tell me that she wanted to marry <redacted> but have MY baby once... Her next trick was to try and convince him to have me move into their basement, which I am 100% certain would have resulted in a lot of me boning her while <redacted> was out making money... Now TBF at the time I was fucking her on the side a bit anyways, but moving in was a step too far for me so I declined. Wifey here is getting hot boned on the regular by the "roomie" ex, there's no doubt about it. Hubby is fro…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/19 04:25 AM
2

Too honest! Pump her up with visions of grand adventures, endless love, and a marvelous new life. Fuck her right in the pussy. Fuck her in every hole, leave her sticky and stretched. Bounce. She'll forever remember the night with "Don Julio Wauhappytimez" as the moment when her world was shattered beyond recognition.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/19 12:00 AM
3

Hump and run, in case hubby got a gun
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/19 11:58 PM
2

If she's not trying to save the 'sanctity of her marriage' she needs to 'open it up' BILATERALLY and cut this dicksniggling Cheaty McSneakycunt bullshit out. A lot of dudes will agree to an open relationship just to keep her from leaving his life completely. Who knows, maybe HE has a side piece in mind, in which case he needs to be free to bone too, but any slut that's dishonest enough to not be ethical-ish about this humping around shit isn't gonna like him getting his dick wet with "some off-b…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/19 11:55 PM
5

Well shit. If they're all gonna be NPCs they could at least wear female end game armor... No, fat does NOT count.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/19 04:42 PM
8

What a fucking mess Typical Gemini Female ​ Note the inclusion of lyrics from the 1999 TLC song "No Scrubs" THAT song is notorious for being one of the prime pieces of late 1990s "Pro-Hoe" Propaganda and the openly hypergamous lyrics are largely responsible for the shitcunt attitudes that a lot of women have had since in regards to non-Alpha men and their social status. All it takes is one catchy tune and every fucking "strong, independent, intelligent/educated woman" turns into a herd-minded sw…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/19 04:38 PM
3

Notice she ain't stealing meds from WALMART... *Ahem* just sayin' This Welfare Beggar Bitch STILL has pretensions
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/19 03:44 AM
10

Well Shiiiiiiit, I'm old fat and hairy. I can't bang this fat fugly 44 year old thot. Fuck! Now I have to settle for hot, young girls that are just looking for NSA fun FML
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/19 03:42 AM
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A lot of "Christian" girls will suck and fuck a thousand Johnsons Monday through Saturday, take a long hot shit/douche/shower session on Sunday Morning, go to church, bust a prayer and they're good to go. One 'misguided' Christian woman can send more souls to Hell than an entire legion of demons. The hypocrisy is insane.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/19 02:35 AM
4

Worthless. Fucking worthless power tripping fronthole. Works at .gov - SHOCKER
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/19 03:35 AM
2

Make YOURSELF happy, have women come up to take your happiness, give them penis, and make yourself scarce. Better yet - Make YOURSELF happy, have women come up to take your happiness, and walk off laughing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/19 12:35 AM
10

These fuckgirls always say "men ain't shit" but what the fuck do they offer other than possible access to a moist body temperature sausage holder? What a bunch of fucking losers, and what a shit society we have to coddle these arrogant cunty harpies like it does.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/19 12:13 AM
2

Gotta hold off until the welfare check comes in. Fucking pisses me off!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/19 12:08 AM
4

Move in together immediately? What, is your refrigerator box getting too soggy for your family? Go hit up Uncle Sam, he's a big ol' hoe saving symp ass mother fucker. He'll hook up your bitch ass and save you from your shitty decisions.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/19 12:05 AM
1

Come pay full price for this used coloring book with ripped out pages and food stains Yeah... No.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/19 12:03 AM
5

Oh boy, an overinflated Jennifer Aniston clone with an entitlement complex and bebbiez I'll just be over here whackin' my pud until the robots arrive.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/19 12:02 AM
3

But Muh Bachelor's Degree iz Empowyrin' and shit, fuckboi Can't cook. Can't clean. Can't spell. Can't add or subtract, and sure as fuck can't balance a check book. Can't put on anything better than Winnie the Pooh sweats for you (but still has That Dress, ya know...) Can't give a BJ. Can't stay sober. Can't get up to change a diaper (that's YOUR job, Prince Charming). Can't do jack or shit but she CAN give you a shovelfull of Social Justice Bullshit and flip the fuck out over absolutely nothing.…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/19 12:00 AM
1

She's a tool too. What does HER case file look like? I'm guessing public drunkeness from back in the day, disorderly conduct (because cunts like this never know when to shut the fuck up), and probably some hokey Domestic Violence shit, but yeah go ahead and put your dick in that big ol' gaping Play-Doh maw of hers... And get ready to ManUp if you pass HER background check, 'cause you're never, ever gonna reach escape velocity unscathed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/19 11:56 PM
6

With these empowyred hags 40 is the new 65+ Burnt the fuck out, bitter, fat, ugly, stinky, entitled, emotionally riggity-riggity-wrecked after taking on (in) ten thousand throbbing thugsticks and squirting out 2+ mocha bebbiez taht are Muh Werld and shit. It's your fault she's not a CEO too, so get that overtime and shut the fuck up Sir Save-A-Hoe
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/19 11:52 PM
2

What does this curry cunt offer again? NOTHING I can't get from some other chick without reading a goddamned entitlement themed novel EDIT - Probably has a hag face to boot, like that ridiculous whorecunt that 'confronted' Hugh Mungus
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/19 04:01 AM
6

B O O M Cuntshot
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/19 03:54 AM
3

This one got hit with the Ugly Stick during the filming of Tara's last film. The scene took 15 retakes. By the end of it she was perma-fuglied Best part? Scene was cut from all but the rare Blu-ray Director's Cut of the film ​ ' Twas all for naught
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/19 11:12 PM
3

Just pull the trigger, bro. Then again, how fresh IS this corpse? Is she a cutie? Hmmm... Might have to reconsider.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/19 11:11 PM
4

Cleaning and housekeeping are how the Patriarchy keeps a sister oppressed! Make a painting with your menstrual blood and you're an artist to rival Michaelangelo Poop out a thugbebbie or three with Teh Homiez and you're a catch that any prince would die to attain (Thanks again for 'reaffiriming' that 1 in 100,000,000 bullshit for the masses of asses Prince (Cucksucker) Harry) Get Section 8 and WIC and you're a Strong, Independent Womyn (sitting with the trash at the county welfare department wait…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/19 11:09 PM
1

As a Pisces I agree. Off-Brand Zodiac Signs (i.e. anything not Aries, Taurus, Leo, or Scorpio) are terrible people
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/19 11:06 PM
3

Putting serious effort in to find my prince charming XX Shoulda put in more serious effort to keep Prince Spermdonor around... Just saying
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/19 11:05 PM
18

Anything to protect the Femocracy eh? The world is degrading rapidly because The Future is Female and women haven't had any accountability since, well forever.
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre21/04/19 04:09 PM
1

If he's selling out other men and denigrating functional, successful males to get into that girl's panties he most certainly is
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/19 11:08 PM
2

A slim chance at saving a fair maiden that'll spread her legs for his pleasure
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/19 07:51 PM
100

Love means never having to say you're sorry Live Laugh Love If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst You Don't Deserve Me At My Best Etc etc Today we add Honesty means intending to tell him... Eventually
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/19 10:39 AM
20

“Middle-aged women are among the most educated, confident, and self-sufficient today. So why is it so hard to find a healthy, enduring romantic relationship?” Fuck me, it's this Girl Power Brainiac Feminist Cuntery again Most educated means most indoctrinated into The Feminist Sisterhood bullshit that's rotting our culture out from the inside. No fucking thanks, lady. Go metastasize with your Feminist bullshit elsewhere, you walking human cancer cell. I hear that floating in a leaky rubber raft …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/19 03:18 AM
1

Your fucking sides? What about HER flabby fatback and blubbery fucking sides? You don't have a string garroting your massive fat rolls *ahem* er I mean Rubenesque Classical Female Figure #PurpleHAES
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/19 03:12 AM
4

"Only God Can Judge Me" This, along with the phrase "Haters Gonna Hate", are the two absolute WORST trash human phrases that Thug Culture has pushed all up in our cultural asses... Both phrases are used by human detrius to try and excuse their unexcusable bullshit, and SURPRISE! Both are now in common usage by THOTS. Go figure...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/19 03:09 AM
3

That's when all of the marshmallowy Sir Softserve White Knight Defenders of M'Lady's Virtue Sniggling come here en masse to ridicule and downvote us womyn hating dragons into oblivion
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/19 02:30 AM
33

None of the OLD women meet my standards. The young ones are failing as a general rule too
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/19 11:45 AM
57

She probably named him after the real father. ​ Or, if you prefer She probably named him after the guy she calls "Daddy"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/19 02:13 AM
12

Maybe JayDizzle wasn't such a great name for bebbie after all... And all that after she flat-out rejected your great grandfather Edgar's name too. By the way, JayDizzle Senior is gonna be out of prison in about a week and I think it would be nice to have him crash on our couch while he looks for a job... Hey! I got an idea - we should give him your old Subaru too and then we can get that Kia minivan we've been wanting for so long... They have overtime at your work, right? Later - Why does the Se…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/19 02:11 AM
6

Where is the softserve asshole onslaught? Maybe they have to ask their mother if they can come play with us?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/19 02:05 AM
2

I'd rather get a service dog, fuck this bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/19 02:00 AM
2

But all the other fellas rushed up in there already! It's not faaaaaairrrr
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/19 12:28 AM
2

This is a great hoe/car analogy! I mean yeah I'm not above bangin' a beater 'round town a time or two but there's no way in Hell I'm gonna go to the junkyard and set up a legally binding payment agreement (marriage) for full MSRP on some clapped-out rustbucket with sagging rockers, dented quarter panels, a tail end with dickholes in it, misadjusted headlights, and two or three mismatched thugscooters tossed into the trunk... Gimmie $3.50 and I'll drive her to the scrapper
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/19 07:06 PM
2

Senpai has noticed
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/19 07:02 PM
1

I'll try to help... - 3x the Nope - Wall Approaching - Bum (Good for Goose Guy, Good for Gander Girl amirite?) - Doubling down on Bum - Not even suitable for crocodile kibble. Pity #TwitGonnadoherthang #LayinBackAndLettingYouDoTheWorkAgain
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/19 07:00 PM
5

Dafuq do YOU offer, you stupid bitch? Worn out holes, a vacuous pit of nothingness that's been strip mined by Feminism, zero touch with reality, and a sagging skin sack of rotting flesh that will never, ever get better.... No thanks, I will wait for the robots.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/19 06:55 PM
0

None of them will for longer than a few weeks. Therefore the logical conclusion is that a few weeks is the upper limit to the length of any "relationship" you can have with a modern single mother. I suggest one, MAYBE two nights if you're super slick and snipped
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/19 11:52 AM
2

Kings get gold.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/19 02:44 AM
2

Ghetto-ass trash talker attitude wins a fella's heart every fucking time, amirite? At least she balances it out with a bunch of cliche boring fucking 'interests'... Not even close. Swipe hard left through The Wall and into the Void
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/19 02:44 AM
1

It could be argued in Family Court that this is exactly what you did and that, therefore, you are hereby ordered to pay a crippling percentage of your future earnings to support the life of Chadspawn and get mommy a new Pussy Hat for when Trump is in town... Case Closed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/19 02:42 AM
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What a fucking dumbcunt. As a Sniggle Mother you don't get to pick and choose, you choose from whatever dregs choose YOU. Your ability to 'choose up' DIED the day your son was born, idiot, and the sooner you cut the cutesy dumpsterslut act and try to raise that boy as best as you can the better, for your Thugspawn's sake at least. Find and seduce a willing Beta Doofus and henceforth treat him like the fucking God that he is to take on the dual responsibility of you and "Yer Werld".You will not n…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/19 02:36 AM
3

What a shitbag loser. I don't exist to entertain your stoned slut ass, girl. Bring something to the goddamned table other than entitlement and a shit attitude You're utterly 100% forgettable, like 95% of modern womyn
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/19 02:18 AM
1

Flip the fuck out. Should be entertaining
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/19 08:02 PM
22

Abandoning Western Civilization and gradually replacing it with Female Supremacist Socialist Decivilization was the mistake.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/19 11:55 AM
2

Looks like "Saved By The Bell" meets "Another Chick Hit The Wall" again.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/19 09:23 PM
41

Slut Culture is an integral part of emasculating men and building an insurmountable Socialist culture
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/19 09:15 PM
24

Of the two aforementioned groups of men only the Betas will ever be expected to make the changes necessary to bring about any sort of shift in the current paradigm. For the Alphas the 5/10s serve an important purpose, and that is to be utilized as human bedwarmers between 8s, 9s, and 10s. In a decaying modern culture where "the Future is Female" a true Alpha has no reason to alter his 'doggish' behavior even one bit, until of course things turn bad even for them... By then it's too late, and few…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/19 09:13 PM
5

Daaaaam gurl U hawt Ima #Step2theplate and #Manup 4 dem bebbiez U love me grrrl? realtalk. O u mad now that ima aks that? of course u love me ... aight Ima sleep on the couch 2nite O an ima prtect U from teh consequences of yr former hoe wayz 2 if thugdadz gon step 2 me ima break dem w/my mad anime ninja skilz *tips fedora O noes I shot by thugdaddy #lolumadbro #bleedingout good thing I rote u in2 my will tho ima protect dem bebbiez 4ever lol good times #fadetoblack - RIP Beta O'Rourke (Right Sw…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/19 08:57 PM
4

Oooh, upward inflection and a whiny 'empowered' bulldozer egotism that leverages on interruption and shaming language. What's not to love? ​ Pretty typical with the classic babble-on at the end, after the guy was leaving... Oh, and then having to 'clear those chakras'... Hilarious! Train Wreck REKT Unfortunately there's a softserve out in NYC that'll be sprung enough on her mediocre looks that he'll overlook the cuntery and he'll give her dumpster self-esteem a much undeserved shot in the arm...…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/19 08:48 PM
7

Shiiiiiiit Women love it when the street is all up in them guts, but they trip when they get called a hoe. Then they try to find a softserve Beta to save their asses...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/19 08:40 PM
1

He Liked it and didn't Put a Ring on It. Sorry that access to her hole doesn't entitle her to everything he built in that situation... It really shouldn't in any case, but the Western World is stuck on stupid as fuck.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/19 08:38 PM
2

Arby's is way too expensive for me tho Onion Buns, Roast Beef, Hot Cheddar = $150k/year and washboard abs
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/19 08:35 PM
2

On second thought just get the 'maid' On third thought get a Roomba
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/19 08:34 PM
4

Dogs > Kids Sooo adopt a dog with a 20 year old
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/19 08:32 PM
2

I was excited right up until I realize that she wasn't looking for a fuckbuddy that wants to have sex with loads (with a side of roasting dogs and adopting Sunday roasts) My eyes often times glaze over when I read these ridiculous chick-lists so I can't really be blamed for misreading the profile. Well, off to roast a dog. Edit - Oh yeah, exactly how many fucking dogs is this crazy bitch planning for "us" to adopt anyways? More responsibilities entered into with child-like simplicity and zero fo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/19 08:28 PM
2

Oh yeah, and I'm fapping vigorously the whole time I'm eavesdropping... I like to call it "NSA sex" because thru have no idea how much I've heard, or liked
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/04/19 06:09 PM
3

Wanna Sprite Cranberry?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/19 11:03 PM
2

Yeah, probably all Afterschool Special rhymes and The Fresh Prince 'cause he so gangsta and shit
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/19 08:11 PM
7

Thanks Obama
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/19 06:20 PM
3

A few Megamedia outlets with their intentionally vile Feminist agendas, combined with vast mindless, unquestioning herds of "global citizens" who watch them, and the incredible silence-as-de-facto-consent of the ever-shrinking "majority" all add up to the equivalent of applause, at least in the eyes of the psychotic Feminists. And let's be real here, aren't ALL Doubleplusgood womyn Feminists comrades?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/19 04:40 AM
140

You basically have to "become your own father", in a spiritual sense. Do the work the absent dad failed to do. Help your "inner child" heal, build him up in your spirit, and find a new path from this point forward that isn't based on male shaming, hopelessly impossible servitude to Her Majesty's Whim of the Day/eternal yoking to modern "The Future is Female" psychotic society/etc. When you're doing this your priority has to be YOU - NOT SOME OTHER GUY'S KIDS. If you have children of your own it'…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/19 04:35 AM
3

Soooo she wants a gun loving Leftie Trump Hatin' car drivin' country (Suburban?) atheist softboi? Might as well list "magical sparkling farts and the ability to grant wishes" because she's just described a unicorn. Oh, wait... No, it's not all that difficult because I'm SURE that 80% of those broad-spectrum "interests" will drop off and it'll become Netflix and No Chill 'cause tummy hurty after she ate all of the Hagen Daas you bought to share 'cause you aren't man enough to take it back, lest s…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/19 04:25 AM
341

Awwww shiiit. That poor kid is in terrible danger of being on the wrong side of life with a trick like this for a momma. Might grow up to be a real Player though... Just like Pop was. The Circle of Life, boys.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/19 04:19 AM
39

What do *I* get out of this shit? If I want to give to a charity I'll find a less bitchy one... But let's be honest, I don't really want to give to any of them anymore. Me, me, me... That's the hot ticket. And you, bitch, are a Hot Mess. Stop focusing on dick and focus instead on trying to make your spawn something other than future felons and fails.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/19 04:17 AM
2

Fat Smoking Feminist Cunt seeks Sugar Daddy who isn't interested in dipping his stick into her stank before he gets SUPER CEREAL. No longer interested in the "asshole" "too cool to care" kind of guys that she had running up in her guts a few weeks ago. Things are SUPER CEREAL NAO. Definitely not for everyone anyone
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/19 04:06 AM
6

Ahh come on, just a couple more throbbing dicks up in your used up holes and you're bound to find "The One"... You shall know him by his worth, his girth, and your mirth. Don't give up, sister! Boost your Fempowyrment and get out there! You'll find someone... After you fuck a few hundred more nobodies. *snort*
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/19 04:02 AM
1

Heh what a murdercunt. Probably gonna get a Frappuccino on the way back from the abortion clinic and watch Netflix to clear her conscience... We as a society applaud this shit. Why do you think so many guys eagerly want to see this shit burn?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/19 04:00 AM
6

Oh honey, it's not you dear. You're a real catch. Really, you are! Take all the time you need to get back into the dating arena with the empowered confidence you deserve to have! There's absolutely no reason to settle for less than the absolute best... ​ ... Well, except maybe for those shoes. And that dress is gawd awful. Do you go out in public like this? No wonder... Um, oh but anyways yeah, if you threw another $15k on your credit card and got some better clothing you'll have absolutely no t…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/19 01:10 AM
22

Let us not speak of Pajeet's package ever, ever again...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/19 10:52 PM
7

Used to be an escort, __________________________ "Used to be". Sure Once a Hoe, Always a Hoe. __________________________ but then I got raped. __________________________ Guess the card got declined or something. The word "rape" is rapidly being depleted of all of its punch and meaning due to overharvesting by regretful whores. Kinda like "Racist", "Nazi", etc. But hey, might as well break out the "Big Guns" when you start slingin' those accusations for Virtue Points, right sistah? ______________…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/19 10:50 PM
2

Frame it and put in on the wall if you like
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/19 01:57 AM
8

"Let's turn off Netflix and go see an opera" "Grrrr, noooo. I'm binge watching Supernatural"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/19 04:39 PM
5

She will want any retard when he's 6 feet up and 12 inches forward
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/19 04:37 PM
10

Niiiiceee....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/19 04:18 PM
27

What an oppressive fucking asshole. Her Body, Her Choice and all that shit. Not her fault that Tinder discriminates against her because of her age, and not her fault if creepos try to hook up and get Chris Hansen'ed because she had to lie about her age to be allowed on there, besides her profile says she's just there for friends, no hook ups or ONS, and men have to respect that #BelieveHuuur #RespectHuuur #TinderYoungAge #BecauseGrrlsRule If she's old enough to vote at 16 like Nancy Pelosi says …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/19 04:16 PM
5

Yeah, until Alpha Chad LaserDisc comes through the door... But lo and behold, suddenly Mega Alpha Chad DVD arrives, but in short order even HE looks like shit on a shingle compared to the Ultimate Chad, BluRay... But then she eventually gets "booooored" even with him and fucks with Streaming Video behind his back ("Netflix and Chill"). It's filthy, steaming Netflix Original level viewing but it ignites a long-dormant passion within, and a few weeks later she's taking Hulu and Amazon Prime in the…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/19 03:40 PM
1

Can't really knock a brother's Game on this one. If there's a Big Daddy Gov't to Step Up and Cuck Everyone at Gunpoint for huuuur Section 8 Tax Dollaz why WOULD you stick around? Run, run, run away, and live to fuck another day... It's actually what Nature intended, given our proclivities as human beings. Monogamy is a freak show from Nature's perspective, but it's necessary for stability in our agrarian/post agrarian societies
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/19 04:01 AM
16

BetaMax
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/19 03:56 AM
2

Great. A choco bebbie and three weasly little honkykin that look like baby mice. Just what I've always wanted out of life... #TotallyWorthItAmirite#FuckMyDreams#AintSkeered#MANUP#SteppinUp2ThePlate ... It's not like I really wanted my creamy white, entitled, racist, patriarchal genetic legacy to continue forth into the grand continuum of the future, I'll gladly pick up where McThuggins and Company left off! Maybe if I'm really nice she'll squeeze one out for ME! If I'm super lucky it might even …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/19 03:54 AM
75

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and keep my car and house. What are YOU offering up? Bashed up cunt and a shit attitude? Big whoop. I can fuck sex dolls in my home and drive to Burger King in my car, and be 110% more satisfied that I would be around your loser ass because there'd be no bitching or backstabbing. Ciao
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/19 03:46 AM
21

Ha. Ha ha. Yeah, sure. Intelligence in and of itself ain't shit to women. Dick and height are where it's at. If intelligence nets you more money or status, however... Meh. Maybe it factors in. All I know is that at my lowly socioeconomic level IQ is more of a hindrance than a benefit. Be tall and have a bulge. Felony rap sheet is a huge bonus (almost like an alternative to a 'Bachelor's Degree' when it come to dating... A "Bastard's Degree in Being a Thug-Ass Motherfucker with a minor in Hoe Stu…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/19 03:43 AM
5

Husband was 'just lucky to have her' BF 'might as well get his dick wet, so yeah I'll fuck her' ​ She was 'easy come, easy go, easy come again' We've all had our scooters. Some people simply don't trade in all that often
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/19 03:39 AM
8

Tall and Poly are a man's ticket to (immoral) Heaven. Quality of the man is NOT Job One, you simply have to click the right fantasy buttons inside of her (heh), but remember that if you slip even a little bit you'll get drummed out fast. Hold Frame, always be a little bit unavailable, bone some other dude's wifes, be tall. Easy peasy shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/19 03:37 AM
4

We still care about that? Hey, if a dude can do the job and look more feminine #yolo or whatevs... /s (yeah, what a world)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/19 03:33 AM
4

Read the profile... Soooooooo what am I doing here exactly? You're on a dating site looking for 'friends' but not THOSE kind of 'friends', 'cause U R married and has boyfriend... What, does your husband not absorb enough of your crazy emotional shit anymore, or pony up enough cash cause the cut his OT? Is your boyfriend suddenly being neglectful of your precious fee-fees now but his juicy megadick is too good to dump? What exactly would my proposed role in the psychotic play called your life act…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/19 03:30 AM
3

Sappysexuals are FUN ... Oh, nvm. I need new glasses. Sapiosexuals are... Well, I have no fucking clue what they are. Could be fun, could be a PITA.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/19 03:10 AM
7

Needs more Pumpkin Spice Live Laugh Love #ImWithHurrrr
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 10:47 PM
5

Beta Pays, Hoochie Plays
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 10:44 PM
3

Pump cum into ME? Oh Hell no, you're wearing a condom, asshole, and NO BLOWEYS. Did you get the milk?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 09:22 PM
4

Looks like Pennywise without the makeup
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 09:21 PM
1

Hamster Overload. It's what happens when a woman's logic buffer overloads with random emotions and a slew of disjointed bullshit thoughts pour out over the bulwark in her mind. She can't properly analyze the deluge in real time so she uses her various communicative abilities to "offload" surplus thoughts, emotions, and mind drivel onto others nearby before her brain bursts and retcons femlogic into the mess as well as she can once there's breathing room. This usually results in bizarre, senseles…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 09:03 PM
1

She might buy a guy who earns $50k/year, but she'd make him transition
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 08:51 PM
6

She is really dumb, for real
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 08:48 PM
1

At least her profile pic here shows exactly what she has to offer a guy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 08:27 PM
15

What does this glossy lipped gormless thing offer up, huh? Even at the fucked up angle she's got her profile pic at you can tell this one is mediocre at best, and yet... Mega Entitlement Attitude. Near unibrow, elf nose, Hobbit ears, and who knows about her likely not bodacious bod. And "Warehouse operative?" What the fuck kind of job description is that? You're just a chick that scans in barcodes and has the guys do your heavy lifting, don't bullshit me. And with that diatribe, I've DQ'ed mysel…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 05:56 PM
3

Rebel Wilson's smile makes me harken back to the original Ghostbusters movie, and that moment when the world was first introduced to Slimer, the green ectoplasmic booger that we all grew to love
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 05:28 PM
3

But if you did that my wife would have two husbands /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 05:24 PM
2

They need to get together...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 05:23 PM
5

Madonna did
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 05:22 PM
1

... And the Future is Female. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Women don't sacrifice, they sack. Stay far away and retain your morals, or grab your spoon and dig right into this modern culture shit pie. As a man you were probably destined to burn in fiery Hell anyways, but now that culture has killed the gods it's eternal nothingness for everyone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 05:19 PM
3

And this is different than any of the Sniggle Mommas... HOW? ​ Femtitlement is a Bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 05:16 PM
5

Oh boy! She could have a Downs Syndrome bebbie and make Xer go trans too! That would be OVER 9000 OPPRESSION POINTS 18,000+ if she could make them multiracial! Holy shit
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 05:15 PM
4

"If you liked it then you shoulda pulled the pin on it" Woah oh oh, oh oh oh! Ho oh oh ohhhh
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 05:13 PM
4

Huh, turns out that having the CGI department digitally edit you so that you're kicking the ever-loving shit out of a hundred thousand nameless male expendables doesn't actually make you a powerful girl that can do anything. Barbie lied. Feminism lied. The reason we're NOT stepping up is because we 'grew a pair', you stupid fuckcunt. Reminisce about the attention your baggy ass got back in the day and go get a cat at the shelter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 05:09 PM
2

7-7-700 7 out of 10 looks, MINIMIUM 7 days/week dedication to ME ​ 700+ Credit Score Yeah, never gonna happen in this... OH WAIT, SEX ROBOTS ​ ​
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 04:03 PM
2

https://youtu.be/IrrADTN-dvg Simpsons Futurama Did It I for one welcome our new robot thots
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 03:21 PM
2

Last week I was two shots of Midori away from her letting me rawfuck her doggie style while she sucked my homeboy's dick in the club's back alley, but this Tinder profile changes everything... Fuck, I just missed the deadline! Now I gotta court her and buy roses and shit... Hell naw, dogg. You keep her ass, chumps. Besides, her younger sister got a bangin' body and she LOVES the blow
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 03:18 PM
44

Small, single, sassy, kids need a daddy, probably a fattie, attitude ratty, ex was a "baddie", Chadbro had me, wants big D badly, perpetually crabby when the Beta Chumps nag me, but want 'em to Man Up and wife me up so they can drag me, getting more flabby from the bon-bons I make him grab me, Winnie the Pooh sweats for when my shape gets gross and slabby, apartment shabby and nasty 'cause cleaning is oppression, keep a Beta guessin' why I'm suddenly sexy dressin', excuse my cheating by saying t…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 03:05 PM
4

Not to human life, for sure. Still... Great gods though, imagine what luminol and a black light would have revealed
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 02:35 PM
14

Ugly stick. Or dad had enough money to counteract her mother's repulsion towards his extreme ugliness, and/or perhaps he was soooo thirsty that he compromised his standards, married a fugly potatoface Boris Yeltsin looking woman, and just got on with life instead of trying for a better deal, and/or this chick gets drunk af (which is never a good sign) and her face shows the fact unpleasantly. Duckface is definitely contraindicated with this fug.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 02:33 PM
1

Yeah, it's a travesty that these chicks can act so arrogant and heavy-handed towards the 'sub prime guys' for so long and then expect to get - and often times actually get - one of the 'boring' (read = Stable) guys they rejected so crudely while they were off getting sportfucked by the losers, dregs and Chads of the world. In a better world, where justice was actually served and not just lip serviced, these broads would be blackballed by decent society and have to live with the consequences of t…
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre06/04/19 05:53 AM
140

I once saw a haggared Italian leather sofa discarded next to the dumpster outside of a second rate frat house that had a smoother, more attractive complexion and better skin than this hellish beast. The bros had thrown it out after a dozen homeboys wrecked it during a drunken spring break party... Probably same as her too, come to think of it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 04:49 AM
5

Ugleh Lyar n fatteh
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/19 04:39 AM
2

You still got the same shit attitude, so you can't claim the high ground on this one. Your use of shaming language against me is predictable and typical of the average low class herd sister. The only real difference here is that you claim to be a housewife, though I'm sure with a shit attitude like yours that your sham marriage must be a living Hell for your husband, whether he'd ever admit it or not, unless of course he's a totally neutered castratti (and, well frankly what self respecting man …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/19 03:12 PM
4

Nope. College attendance is no golden guarantee of high compensation employment and lack of so-called "higher education" is not always a fiscal death sentence for a person with self confidence and determination. College generally does cause women to become heavily and irrevocably indoctrinated into poisonous Feminist/Leftist ideology and leads to an unattractive entitlement mindset that makes women of mediocre quality (or even inferior quality) think that their shit doesn't stink, even though th…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/19 12:53 PM
5

I would have wanted both. An industrious housewife with a heart in the right place, and the craft to put a sideline plan into action with a focus on providing for her family in a cheerful, non-bitter (i.e. non-Feminism-ised) way can definately fulfill both roles, and millions of them used to fulfill both roles simultaneously. Take for example the once typical wife that took in extra laundry, or the industrious mother who canned food for sale on her family's farm. Most modern women are a net loss…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/19 12:04 PM
6

Older women in our culture are just as childish, petty, and naive as the young ones are im. most ways. That's the only real truth that older women have taught me...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/19 11:49 AM
2

Chicken Nugget Addict Has a face like a chicken nugget 5 head/0 brain. Evidence to support brainless theory: ​ Vegan (Trendy Shit) Bisexual (Much Wow. Very Unique, like all the other trendy taco taster/sausage aficionado 'switch hitters'. BOOORING) Sniggle Mother/3 Werldz/5 Canine Shitmachines/probably 0 time to pick that shit up (imagine the smell in her hovel... OMG). Divorced Widow? Dead inside?!?! (It's starting to look like a Soviet parade in Red Square up in here, what with all these huge …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/19 12:22 AM
1

Sooo, you're saying it was all a setup from the get-go. Thanks a bundle, God.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/19 12:10 AM
3

"Honest Mistake" Yeah, sure Captain Ahab. You've been after that white whale for years now
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/19 12:09 AM
2

Not.. Really wanting to stick my dick in that.... "Don't like losers" Sniggle with 3 bebbiez She must really hate herself
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/19 12:04 AM
1

Fuck, that's harsh. Cats deserve better than that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/19 12:02 AM
8

Follow your Alpha Caveman McThuggins Violent Porn Hump Primal Instinct Shit until your cuntguts are blown right the fuck out, then come join us in the Modern Soft Talking Non-Threatening Semi-Successful Beta Provider Tribe Gathering. We'll pull out your chair and make you feel like something other than a ratted-out fuckdoll fresh from the stank dumpster, and by golly gee whiz we'll Step Up To The Plate and Man Up to take care of your thugspawn(z) too, because that what Jesus would do, T3h Bibal …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/19 11:59 PM
4

Report the low-end losers to HR. Take the Office Alpha to the supply room and ride that dick. Sue. Win. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Slut.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/19 11:51 PM
1

Now to be fair I am most definitely not prejudiced... I won't date a woman with ANY color of bebbie. We can fuck, but then you gotta Uber up outta here girl. Single mothers can't cuddle worth a shit anyways. (Can ANY modern woman though? Inquiring minds wanna know). That whole thing about "Are there any NON PREJUDICE white people?" is prejudice as fuck though. Not scoring any SaveMe points with that one, idiot. ​
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/19 11:49 PM
3

Halfling. Yeah, let's go with that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/19 11:46 PM
2

Big Daddy .Gov is Hella White (Chock full o' white-ass megacucks and vanilla crusaders on both sides of the aisle) and he's down to support her ass Feds gonna have to Force Cuck a LOT of working people to get the bucks to support her broke snotty punk ass, but hey that's not HER problem now is it? Pay Up Bitches.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/19 11:45 PM
2

Shiiiiiit I better Chiggity-Check my White Privilege before I Wriggity-Wreck my White Privilege... It's cool, Dogg. I'm still muy blanco and I still have the privilege of ignoring these sniggro mommies and their 'plights'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/19 11:43 PM
3

One of the finest Red Pills I ever took was a stint working as a dishwasher (and DJ) at a high end strip club. If you're not a drunk dumbfuck with bucks to dump on those whores you're not gonna get treated like a human being... Unless, of course, you're the cook and happen to have some cocaine to snort off the cutting board between sets of Motley Crue's "Girls Girls Girls" and Garth Brooks' "Friends in Low Places" (Swear to/at God those two fucking songs are about 2/3rds of what they played ther…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/19 11:40 PM
4

Dems champion Grrrl Power shit every day and have as a rule been stuck on stupid regarding certain inalienable Rights for decades so no, I'm not going to pretend that everything can be hunky dory and Leftists can become my good buddies "if only I'd stop being a backwards fucking retard and actually listen to them about __________". We don't necessarily disagree on everything but they're such shitty cunts about what we don't agree on that they can, as a rule, fuck off and die as a political ideol…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/19 08:14 PM
3

F Splooooort Oh shit... Gotta bounce, girl. I'll call you later
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/19 06:21 PM
2

Sniggle mothers will make a kid an unviable tissue mass for LIFE
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/19 06:21 PM
287

Feminism failed you, and you subsequently failed in life. You could have stood firm and had the life you really wanted in your heart but you chose to become a 'strong, independent ' slave to the socialist grind and excised your heart in favor of serving the system on your hands and knees. You could have been a real, feminine woman that went with life's flow but chose to become another obnoxious man with tits and a cunt that forces everything and denies your biological truth because you've so ded…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/19 11:10 AM
8

Any guy who would have enough ball juice and sexual charisma to 'open up' a relationship with a girl generally already has her tied around his finger WITHOUT having to be in a dedicated relationship, thus making a request for a conversion from a monogamous to a polyamorous relationship unnecessary. He will simply state that "I see other girls, and if that's a problem then goodbye and good luck"... Since his SMV is high she'll remain his thrall no matter what kind of 'competition' she has to squa…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/19 04:10 AM
21

She has made Her Choice about Her Body and kept Hur Werld inside of her despite the fact that homie bounced, which is "fine and dandy since Big Daddy Government got dis" and her ridiculous life choices don't really have dire consequences in PowerGrrrl Props Culture but come on now, this just ain't sexy to me... More like "Anti-Sexy", really. And to think I'll likely be roasted for expressing that preference but it's A-Okay for her to publicly state her willingness to (possibly) fuck any rando ou…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/19 12:04 PM
3

I'm down. Maybe the experience has given her some humility, and besides it's just a short term thing /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/19 05:18 PM
23

Bitch got mooched. Turnabout is fair play
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/19 06:31 PM
3

Alphas and Chads be all like... "I had her when she was good!" Beta Buddies be like "This is as good as I will ever get. I can't lose this precious, amazing miracle of a woman. She's my only shot!" I be like "What a fucking Muppet... Flaccid Pass"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/19 12:18 AM
2

Never do.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/19 12:00 PM
8

Qualified applicants for the Cunt Maintenance position will have the following: 5 years of Chad status in a sensual environment A Bachelors Degree in Dat Ass with emphasis on liberal poon porking Three female references. Bonus for bebbie mommas Apply Today!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/19 12:11 AM
21

Now if he's openly 'cheating' on her then big props. If homeboy is in a fucked up situation marriage wise so he's just getting smart and outsourcing cunt maintenance so he can livestream himself playing Super Mario Odyssey , well.... Still probably props, since he's making bucks on Patreon If he's crying in his Mancave and wondering where his life went, well then that's a Poly Fail.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/19 08:06 PM
3

Meanwhile guys are looking for love in all the wrong places
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/19 03:43 PM
2

How old is the kid again? Shoulda let the mind decide on that one
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/19 06:58 AM
11

It fucked my life up
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/19 06:53 AM
4

Obligatory "fishing" and "hunting" as interests on her baiting dating profile, because you just know that you'll never get to do either of those things once you sign up for Bebbie's Werld... Fucking spare me. Life will become serving her needs and passing every fucking spare dime over to her to support her ex's sperm muffins. You're signing up to become an hero when you date sniggle mothers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/19 06:51 AM
25

Cleaning is patriarchal oppression. Women didn't fight and die against The Man merely for the 'right ' to use a vacuum cleaner when they do chores, they fought for complete liberation from their penis-bearing male oppressors and their soul crushing chores
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/19 06:30 AM
19

I fucking haaaaaate the word "diva". This chewed lump of greasy white whale blubber doesn't warrant a fat fedora wearing pizza delivery driver, let alone a Sugar Daddy Chad Delusional.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/19 06:26 AM
55

What a thug looking grumble. Flaccid pass
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/19 01:03 PM
11

Easy Peasey. Become 'needy' Have 'issues that you can't deal with' and ask her for help. Repeatedly. For the same shit, again and again. Flip the script and become the Need Hole. She will get outta there fast
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/19 12:46 AM
3

There's no real point to having a modern relationship at all, poly or mono. ​
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/19 12:44 AM
1

Fuck you cunt. Eat a razor blade casserole
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/19 04:08 AM
-6

True. No kids + submissive woman that's more into active poly herself can function well enough
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/19 04:01 AM
11

Well, honey, here's a rundown of why men don't go for the oldies: 1) Yes, the "whores" usually have better, more feminine looking bodies. We're more than willing to overlook a LOT of scars, marks, blemishes, etc if you're not a heffalump with a blimpy doughbody. You want six pack abs and hunky man meat physiques, we want feminine forms and attractive girl parts. 2) The younger women haven't been seeped in the bile and rot of modern 3rd Wave Feminist doctrine for that extra 10-20+ years like you …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/19 01:00 AM
59

It's all fun and games until you're getting some fine ass pussy and she feels threatened by it. Still, given the propensity of these modern day sluts to cheat you might as well go poly so at least you know whose tampering with her holes (and of course so you can get yours, which is the ultimate pussy embargo breaker) Better bet though is to MGTOW or just stay decoupled/fwb/become a Chad
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/19 10:36 PM
1

*Female Standards Hey, we just said the exact same thing. JINX!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/19 01:58 AM
13

Soooo status quo for Chads and same shit for Betas Gotcha MeToo is such a fucking goddamned mess
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/19 11:01 PM
14

Fuck you, you're 'empowered' now, ask me out like an adult or fuck off. ​
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/19 11:00 PM
9

Shit personality, total cunt. Ya know what? Fuck off, dyke out, die in a fire or something, you useless bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/19 08:34 PM
2

I would imagine that she's exactly like Jabba the Hutt and these two are the impish monkey-looking things that were next to his slab in Star Wars. To a pedo they're Leia in slave outfits tho
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/19 03:34 PM
1

He's having a seat over there
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/19 03:33 PM
1

Truth. If I ever get put into prison I'm gonna write "Live Laugh Love" on the cell wall and start doing star charts for the inmates tho
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/19 03:32 PM
4

Yeah bro, go get a HELOC and get her a worthy ring, it IS her we're talking about here. 30 years of paying the mortgage off again is worth her smile, amirite? /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/19 03:31 PM
3

She's right at the cusp of Incessant Bitch and Cunt, with Entitlement rising in her third house
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/19 03:25 PM
5

Vag humor. Hardee har har 'ladies'... boring
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/19 02:50 AM
45

Plump, entitled, "ready to settle" with your punk ass, snotty pwr grrl attitude, mocha boy in tow. Flaccid pass. (I don't get hard for ratchet ass heffalumps)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/19 02:36 AM
14

Is bebbie daddy white tho?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/19 12:23 AM
43

This isn't even her final form
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/19 12:23 AM
17

Whatta lump of a schlub. Well, what are you standing there for? Go save her!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/19 12:22 AM
13

This is putting her best face forward? She seems stuck in Perma-Mope Mode, and with sniggle momma status (and that obvious entitlement attitude) she's gonna stay sniggle
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/19 01:27 AM
190

The kids will likely form an entire cell block
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/19 03:48 PM
4

Homebody ​ More like Homeboy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/19 05:38 PM
2

It's all about the Dangling Chads ​
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/19 05:27 PM
5

Outsiders or ((Outsiders))? ​
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/19 05:23 PM
2

"Lookin for my baby daddy (onion emoji)" Protip - He's the guy who nutted up balls deep inside of your pussy. Doy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/19 05:22 PM
1

She should have chosen more... Wisely. The ratty ALL CAPS IN YO FACE MEGABITCH attitude isn't gonna get dudes thinking about saving her punk ass either. She got an itch for that wild thug dick, got caught up, and has ruined her prospects at anything even resembling a normal, non-trashy lifestyle. Hoochie Momma ​ Only Maury Povich would even try to 'save her' now, and even that salvation has a hard limit. (MAYBE help find teh Bebbie Daddy? A cucky hug and some encouragement/lies to keep her 'stro…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/19 05:19 PM
2

Problems? Stop leading the so-called '2nd tier/beta' guys on and put out or shut out, slut. The solution to your hoe's woes are as simple as that. You bitches create these problems by throwing the chance at getting "your goodies" out there to bamboozle men into providing you with support, money, meals, etc. with zero payout for their efforts. Your 'friendship' isn't enough when you actively fuck so-called 'douchebags' that you claim to hate and suck off/fuck until they nut/etc and then whine abo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/19 09:14 PM
1

"I always run into cunts, slugs, and dead end chicks! I want a generous, loving and respectful girl who will suck a dick and not act like she's better than everybody else" We all have our demands, honey. Ante up or fuck outta here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/19 08:06 PM
11

Uneducated men with dead end jobs who can happily MGTOW until they plop Overeducated arrogant cunt-bitches with dead end lives that end as cat wranglers Who's really winning here?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/19 08:04 PM
12

Besides, she'll need some $$ to pay on that new debt she didn't tell you about... Yet. Yeah, she was totally gonna mention it but you were being so ridiculous about her other debts so she had to wait. ​ Yes, that's a new Lexus SUV in the driveway. What do you mean, "we should have talked about this before I bought it?" I thought you said you loved me!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/19 07:59 PM
7

Jesus, what a creature. This... THANG... Pretty typical of the smug jackass wooMEN that the Lefttarded .edu system has made out of females. So Boss Very Man Much Powerful ENTITLE
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/19 07:56 PM
15

If you can't handle me at my worst you don't don't deserve me at my best, unless of course you're thug gangsta af in which case you get my very best for nothing and get to stretch my cooze out with your gangsta dick 'till you rip shit, then you get to bounce and softie gets to pick up my broken glass soul
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/19 08:03 PM
56

Fucked Chad, found Christ. Seeks her Own Personal Jesus with a big wallet and a big sappy heart to save her soul, now that her body is tore up from the floor up. U Da Real MVP here or are you just another pathetic weak ass loser neckbeard incel fuckboi that values his "freeeeeedumm" too much to ManUp and Marry This Slut? A RealMan doesn't let her shitty attitude and concerns about stupid things like "diseases" or "violent felonious bebbie daddies" or "lack of respect from the woman he loves with…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/19 04:11 PM
6

You can be curvy (in the traditional sense) but when you've lost all of your key feminine traits to vast blocs of genderless flubber you're losing out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/19 07:05 PM
23

Just wait until the gods mods descend from Mt Olympus with their mighty ban hammers and clear out the sensible commenters, then you'll see Mizz Heffalump get the support and encouragement she needs as a Strong, Independent Sistah
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/19 07:03 PM
21

Living human turd
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/19 04:03 PM
16

I read that as "Grinning Ted Nugents" and had many bizarre questions
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/19 06:01 AM
5

Aight Tupac
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/19 02:19 AM
6

He may not have been Abel, but he was able
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/19 02:16 AM
12

TEH DEVIL tempted this innocent, sweet church sister with his wicked dick and inseminated her with his SIN. It is in no way, shape, or form her fault at all, no sirrie Bobby. Besides, she hath repented of her vile dick sucking anal whore ways and hath become a Sister of Gawd this very night! Can I get a Hallelujah people! AMEN! Praise Gawd. TEH LAWERD chose to bless her with a beautiful heavenly Jesus Bebbie from Heaven after that night of sticky debachery and filthy carnal sin, but Teh Devil wh…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/19 02:14 AM
1

Ah but she EARNED those disgusting stretch marks that make her look like a half deflated cheap balloon TIGER STRIPES CUZ SHE A POWARFUL SNIGGLE MOMMA DAT DON'T NEED NO FUCKBOI IN HUR LIFE NO MOAR and U EITHER ACCEPT OR STEP THE FUCK ON BOY Now put yo handz up an get dat money sista cuz u a queen n shit like the disney princess u r, never accept less than teh best and fuck the fuckboiz
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/19 01:59 AM
3

Breathe my air Take my money Fuck your ex in my bed Crash my car Trash my house Fart in my face I'm a Real Man and I will endure this for m'lady and Hur Werld Ur a Incel Lozer n yull b Forever Alone n yul die alone lolz upvote plz ladiez
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/19 07:02 PM
2

Aight bro, whatever u say
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/19 06:47 PM
36

I got all that and they're still flaky as fuck
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/19 06:41 PM
8

Precisely. Taking on the life altering responsibilities of raising another man's child, caring for a woman that will never really accept you as the true love of her life, playing third and fourth fiddle to social workers/babysitters/school officials/etc, squandering resources on mundane items like diapers/formula/toys/etc instead of thing that being you joy and never really being appreciated for it, and abandoning the pursuit of real happiness in life and attainment of your personal dreams to tr…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/19 06:06 PM
70

'Tis a level of chivalry and nobility which only the most righteous of RealMen can obtaineth when he Stepeth Up To Thee Plate - To fall upon thine sword and taketh upon thee the divine burden which the Asshole King hath deposited deep within her Hallowed Halls from his nefarious balls, save the Divine Lady from the precarious position which his seduction hath dragged her into, become An Hero for the Werldspawn she hath dedicated her life - Her Werld - to, to willingly relinquish unto her cause a…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/19 01:00 PM
16

All the Sniggle Ladies Put yo handz out
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/19 12:48 PM
171

Tossing out the one real bargaining chip she has as a sniggle mom... Stupid move
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/19 06:13 AM
26

Empty vagina? Oh heavens no, this simply won't do... 18 inches later... I need moar cock! Why u goddamed men such fucking pussies? I mean really tho, grow your dicks out more! Gaaaaaaaaaaah I need stuffed
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/19 01:43 AM
3

I can feel them slipping already, and the upcoming new guard Socialists are eager to taste some real blood after decades of ineffective Boomer Leftists and their 'political masturbation' (i.e. attempts to look at least halfways sane while implementing insane rules and regulations) The end is nigh, and we're low on hard men. This won't be pretty.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/19 05:26 PM
10

Alexandria Ocasio-Savage
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/19 07:38 AM
7

Yeah, some are private dicks and a couple of them are international spies. Other than that trenchcoat = serial killer /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/19 07:37 AM
4

What does this fuckgirl offer that no other woman on earth could equal or surpass? Jack. Fucking. Shit. This bitch is delusional. Opt Out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/19 07:35 AM
11

The Scarlet Letter had been replaced by the Feminist Sisterhood Seal of You Go Grrrl and ten thousand upvotes. No reason not to chase that thick new dick of the day. Live Laugh Love
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/19 05:35 PM
25

Oh for fuck sake.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/19 12:28 PM
34

She chose this path. It's not the world's job to change its standards just to accommodate her lack of forethought. Oh, no wait that's the standard to which men are held... Nvm. Go ahead and rock that Barbie Princess Stripper lifestyle, grrrl, Prince Moneybags will be waiting on ya /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/19 12:15 PM
28

Stupid double standard having fat cow bitch
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/19 11:13 PM
13

If I wasn't "good enough" when you were genuinely single and (theoretically) attractive then I'm definitely NOT "good enough" now that you've had four HalfKangz 'n shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/01/19 06:27 PM
8

To be fair Soyboys are pretty much women, sooo...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/01/19 08:30 AM
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