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2

Don’t be an asshole I was being sincere
/r/seduction24/07/20 04:12 PM
19

So goddamn true. It’s funny I learned this awhile back. But when I want to close it, I’ll do exactly that: “Maybe this isn’t the best option right now.” Or “Maybe you should take some time to think about it.” And 9/10 “ok lets do it.” People, women, customers, etc., like what they can’t have or as somebody mentioned above: scarcity. “I don’t need you to... (have fun fuck, sell, etc)” perhaps not saying that but going in with that mindset.
/r/seduction23/07/20 10:57 PM
1

Good on you, bro
/r/seduction12/07/20 10:49 PM
1

Manson is great. Another good read is how to unfuck yourself or something like that. Really gives you a much needed perspective and/or reminder.
/r/seduction09/07/20 06:35 AM
18

Coke and adderall
/r/seduction24/06/20 06:53 AM
24

In a way, I see it as a blessing. It gives me a chance to really focus on me. Lift-weights (something I've been doing, but meaning to do more/consistently). Work on changing jobs (sales to SWE). Etc. Don't get me wrong. It sucks and it's a privilege to say I miss banging chicks. I'm lucky that my family (just my mom at this point) and I are alive and I'm financially well off. Truly. But take this time to work on you. Unfortunately it's not safe out there (for you and others).
/r/seduction24/06/20 05:36 AM
3

Wait till 2021 /end
/r/seduction20/06/20 08:19 PM
2

Just ask if every guy is dtf. 9 out of 10 will say yes
/r/seduction03/06/20 05:45 PM
7

There is a scene in the Wedding Crashers. Just do everything Jane Seymour wanted Owen Wilson to do, but you know do that to your milf. Edit: Put forward your dick
/r/seduction31/05/20 08:47 PM
1

Body and face. I’m not even picky with face either or a hot bod. As long as they’re not fat, I’m dtf
/r/seduction26/05/20 04:05 AM
1

First, please don't be one of those people who use the term "sedditors"... (jk sort of) But I think really just not taking it personally. Easier said than done, I know. But it's true. Because when you crash and burn (and it happens to everybody), instead of going "meh" and moving on, you let it keep you down if not downright drag you down. Then when it happens again, it repeats over and over. And it's a vicious cycle that spirals out of control until you decide to control it. My advice: do other…
/r/seduction22/05/20 10:53 PM
0

It’s funny man. Looks wise she was a 6. We had nothing in common from music to food to anything really. We just fucked a lot and it was good.
/r/seduction16/05/20 03:31 PM
5

I wouldn’t call her my ex but honestly all I miss was the mind blowing, nastiest/freaky/kinky sex. Like you have sex after that and for the most part it just all seems vanilla in comparison.
/r/seduction16/05/20 12:24 PM
3

Eh, tell that to Kissinger back in the day. Guy has never been very attractive. But he did ok. Why? Because he was attractive through how he carried himself and the power he had. I’m not saying you’re gonna strike out with 9s and 10s every time. Depending on different things it may be more or less but it’s doable. I’d say I’m a solid 7. Some of the girls I’ve fucked were 9/10s, some were 4/5s. Majority were around my number, give or take. I guess my point is it’s always possible. You may not get…
/r/seduction22/04/20 11:57 AM
2

"LIBERATE SEDUCTION" -tweets Trump jk I agree with the OP, cumpletely. I mean completely. Focus on fucking her brains, I mean not fucking her brains out. Yah...
/r/seduction18/04/20 01:13 PM
9

I see what you did there. Nice Edit: wtf is my nice bot response
/r/seduction06/04/20 03:00 PM
131

It’s not some cosmic energy, it’s you. When you find somebody and are relatively content, you don’t reek of desperation.
/r/seduction05/04/20 02:41 AM
21

Yah this is actually phenomenal. Tbh I do alright. But usually I have to have a girl grab my junk and say let’s go before I get it. Some of these things I do, some of these things I don’t. So really gives me a good reference point on what I’m doing right and what I need to work on. Hopefully with this + getting in better shape (more for me than anything else), I’ll get more options and better ones too.
/r/seduction27/03/20 04:59 AM
2

I think you’re overthinking it tbh. My guess is a guy came in at some point and thought you were attractive. Take it as a compliment and move on.
/r/seduction20/03/20 05:09 PM
9

Well she didn’t block me, bad news I guess she wasn’t happy I fucked her and then blew her off. Man if I had known her mouth was that dirty back then I would have used it more. Cheers, lads!
/r/seduction26/02/20 01:05 AM
17

I saw this meme elsewhere when I was drunk last night. Gave me the will to text this chick I humped and dumped a couple months back. Let’s see how it goes!
/r/seduction25/02/20 02:09 PM
7

Standard deduction is higher.
/r/seduction08/02/20 10:46 PM
7

Yah and if your friend wants to watch/join in, consider that a whole lot cheaper than paying for a room. Remembering sharing is caring and it can be fun.
/r/seduction16/01/20 05:14 PM
1

I think you’re projecting your own dilemma(s) on others as normalcy. This is not the case. Getting laid isn’t hard. Sometimes it’s a case of beggars can’t be choosers, guiding yourself through a sea of no’s until you find a yes. Sometimes it requires basic changes to your hygiene habits, clothes, personality, etc. Sometimes it’s d). All of the above. But again it’s very much possible.
/r/seduction13/01/20 04:20 PM
2

This is not true whatsoever. I’d argue most men will and a sizable minority will not (largely of their own doing).
/r/seduction13/01/20 01:12 PM
6

That might be too much of a cut, tbh. You'll fuck up your metabolism and make it harder to maintain down the road. Listen I get the insecurity but keep working out and eat health. Less calories isn't always the answer. If you want to drop lbs, a deficit is definitely a good thing. But within reason. With all that said your confidence cannot be tied to your body shape alone.
/r/seduction08/01/20 04:45 PM
8

But having an audience makes it that much hotter
/r/seduction07/01/20 08:18 PM
2

Guys it was obviously a reference to the chicken or egg dilemma and meant mainly as a joke. Of course jerking off came first. We’ve been doing it for hundreds if not thousands of years. I mean fuck- primates jerk off and they don’t got access to the internet.
/r/seduction30/12/19 02:08 PM
0

The real question is which came first: the porn or masturbation?
/r/seduction30/12/19 01:54 PM
13

No I regret not committing because I thought I could always just replace that person. You can, but it's not easy and it takes time.
/r/seduction23/12/19 02:52 PM
12

No, the secret is to watch it at 2x the speed while speed reading the Kama sutra
/r/seduction22/12/19 01:06 AM
131

Honestly that's the life we should all strive for. OP, you've got a cool dad. Solid advice about just living your life.
/r/seduction10/12/19 04:18 AM
22

The thing is bro by not masturbating, you’re saving xenons, which are the life force of the universe. You see the evil demon lord Subaru invaded the earth several thetas ago using 737 Max’s and imprisoned these souls and then released them resulting in the dinosaurs dying. this is what Scientologists actually believe in So in short yes the 3 days of not whacking it will save yourself... and the universe.
/r/seduction09/11/19 02:15 PM
20

Like two more days.
/r/seduction09/11/19 02:03 PM
102

It’s synonymous with sticking your dick in women nods
/r/seduction17/10/19 04:36 PM
7

Eh how about steal the keys to my heart?
/r/seduction17/10/19 12:46 AM
2

My hero.
/r/seduction02/10/19 07:29 PM
1

Guys the fact is we don’t know the situation of this girl and her bf. if she’s not mentioning it, I wouldn’t bring it up or even worry. The only concern is she’s seeking validation and nothing more. But hey if she’s looking to cheat, that’s on her. Not you.
/r/seduction27/09/19 11:27 AM
1

And the po-lease
/r/seduction13/09/19 09:06 AM
1

lol I am saying the kid is gross. They’re noisy and sticky. They should be sent to Australia, a former penal colony.
/r/seduction12/09/19 01:35 PM
-1

A kid? Gross
/r/seduction12/09/19 12:05 PM
1

Exactly.
/r/seduction11/08/19 03:36 PM
1

Because I can and should. Also if somebody is saying do her and she’s not really doing it for you, is there really anything wrong with saying don’t?
/r/seduction11/08/19 01:28 PM
4

I mean if she’s that heavy, neither.
/r/seduction11/08/19 12:28 PM
0

Spoiler alert: she’s 5’2 but weights 245
/r/seduction11/08/19 11:59 AM
54

My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!"
/r/seduction30/07/19 11:21 PM
7

Don’t be absurd, pal. Canadians don’t have internet.
/r/seduction27/07/19 04:32 PM
1

No like the gingers they pose a problem that cannot merely be helped. When you have a disease, do you help the disease? NEIN! You eradicate ze disease. They are ze reason why ve have poverty, violence and they control ze money. We all know what must be done. I am of course talking about sending them to FEMA operated dating camps where they shall learn to embrace women as their equal, themselves as responsible for their own getting laid, and understanding life’s a bitch and you ain’t owed shit. H…
/r/seduction19/07/19 05:43 AM
2

Again, that might be the case. But in the case of Hinge and Bumble, I haven’t had that problem.,.. (I rarely use Tinder).
/r/seduction16/07/19 12:35 PM
1

Idk here’s what I do. I swipe right for everybody, and go through that. Nearly 99% of the time yah it’s trash. Don’t message you back or doesn’t amount to much. But you only need one. Met my ex of three years there. But I also have had better luck on Hinge and Bumble. I think with tinders age it’s become stale and filled with bots.
/r/seduction16/07/19 12:03 AM
13

It’s like this sweet drink. Overrated but the guy is right chicks like this shit.
/r/seduction13/07/19 02:12 AM
1

Right? People need to chill more.
/r/seduction11/07/19 05:06 PM
2

*shrugs* I'm only human. Not sure what's wrong with guy who wants to fuck?
/r/seduction11/07/19 03:59 PM
1

I hope when I’m 45, I’m fucking girls like you.
/r/seduction11/07/19 03:10 PM
-4

He was actually talking to me....so awkward....
/r/seduction07/07/19 03:59 PM
116

It stands for rectal sex with dicks.
/r/seduction07/07/19 01:51 PM
1

Sex is amazing and don’t overthink. You did oral, so you’re comfortable enough with that. Intercourse is just a different type of sauce.
/r/seduction07/07/19 03:51 AM
1

Spit roast time
/r/seduction06/07/19 04:04 AM
18

You’re not the only one to have depression and recently I lost my dad. But fuck bro if I can push myself(often fail but I keep trying), so can you.
/r/seduction03/07/19 12:21 AM
0

Don’t kid yourself. You haven’t either.
/r/seduction01/07/19 10:53 PM
2

Just fuck her
/r/seduction30/06/19 04:25 PM
2

Don’t improve yourself for anybody except for yourself.
/r/seduction29/06/19 08:23 PM
1

Honestly you cannot do anything. Only they can. I remember I use to take it personally if I went out and a girl just wasn’t interested. And while rejection doesn’t feel great, it is what it is. But I had to realize that. Dating is a numbers game and how you carry yourself. No I’m not a player. But you click with people or you don’t. In terms of getting laid, the same fucking thing.
/r/seduction29/06/19 01:24 PM
-2

Period shouldn’t stop you, if anything it’s extra lubey down there plus you can give her a cherry popsicle.
/r/seduction28/06/19 05:26 PM
1

It’s like reading the diary of Patrick Bateman.
/r/seduction27/06/19 12:35 PM
1

Not saying I agree with the attraction bit. But if it helps the OP’s ego, play aloof and if she is attracted, you’ll find out soon enough. If not go back to my earlier point and get over it. Either way I’m always weary about playing at work. You never know when it will go south and why and how she’ll handle it (think worst case harassment claims against you to HR). There are a lot of fish in the sea. Just go swimming.
/r/seduction27/06/19 02:22 AM
9

Honestly sometimes people just don’t like other people. For whatever reason. Maybe their name reminds them of an ex, how they dress of an abusive dad, how they talk of a person that hurt them, etc. the list and possibilities are endless. Maybe she just doesn’t like your face. There are always going to be people out there who do not like you. You could be the nicest sincerest guy out there but again for whatever reason they just don’t like you. You just need to accept that and move on. Think abou…
/r/seduction26/06/19 01:18 PM
13

This is going to sound harsh, but maybe not worry about it so much. She doesn’t seem into you. So let it go and don’t feel like you need to change that. Because chances are the harder you push the bigger problem it will eventually become (think HR). What I will say is: interact with her when you have to and that’s it. Don’t be mean, be polite and do your work. If she changes her feelings about you, you’ll know.
/r/seduction26/06/19 01:05 PM
2

Truth be told bro you’re all good. People say strange shit on here and it’s hard to read tone.
/r/seduction26/06/19 03:27 AM
2

Obviously it is because if you read my response as anything but sarcastic, well sir, you just lost jenga.
/r/seduction26/06/19 03:21 AM
1

This. I use to work at Target and I cannot honestly express how pervy some housewives/milfs are. A couple even asked if I, specifically, would do home deliveries for them. One joked about kid napping me when I walked with her to her car to help her with her bags. Just like fuck, I’m a person, you old bags.
/r/seduction25/06/19 09:57 PM
3

I’m with you on the candles but make sure part of that video is you pouring hot wax on your nipples as it lets her know you’re okay with pleasure because you know pain. Trying to go with depth here, bud. Let’s maximize the shit out of these videos.
/r/seduction25/06/19 08:43 PM
3

Bro let’s not make this a race thing. It’s 2019 racism ended in 2008 with Obama. Get over yourself
/r/seduction25/06/19 08:34 PM
304

Honestly you did everything right. Emojis implying sex? Check. Voice changed to something deep and masculine? Check. Serial killer glasses? Check. Nah, I don’t see why this bitch hasn’t called you yet.
/r/seduction25/06/19 12:39 PM
3

What is kino?
/r/seduction25/06/19 06:09 AM
8

Just be like “yo bitch I’ve had a hoe for every day of the week, for every month of the year for the last 12 years.” Guarantee she won’t ask any more questions. Chances are she’ll excuse herself and you never see her again.
/r/seduction25/06/19 02:47 AM
6

9 months later.... Ruby becomes a frequent contributor to FML. It all began with the words “don’t worry I’m on the pill/here’s a condom you can use...”
/r/seduction24/06/19 12:44 PM
15

Nah not always true. Be weary though if your a 7 or less and a 10 comes up to you and is dtf.
/r/seduction20/06/19 02:47 PM
1

He’s just not that into you. Hard to hear because you think if this or that. But sometimes that’s the case. I kind of had experiences like this and hated it but then something better came along. Move beyond a person. There is no “the one.”
/r/seduction17/06/19 07:29 PM
77

Even though I’m 60% sure this dude is a serial killer, what he said.
/r/seduction15/06/19 02:51 PM
15

Friendzoned
/r/seduction06/06/19 05:51 PM
1

Cool. I’ll give that a go. But do you ever feel its exhausting carrying on so many different conversations at the same time?
/r/seduction27/05/19 05:45 AM
5

Brilliant why didn’t I think of that ;)
/r/seduction27/05/19 05:44 AM
0

Just offer to give him dome. Guys like that.
/r/seduction26/05/19 10:48 PM
0

Caffeine is a big problem for me. A cup of coffee every now and then is alright but I need to cut it out.
/r/seduction23/05/19 12:23 AM
-8

Just ask the girl if she’s always had a DP fantasy with two brothers. And for her to not judge you when the threesome becomes a twosome without her included. Didn’t work well in a Law and Order episode I saw once. I doubt you’ll have much luck, either. Also Fortnite sucks. # sorrynotsorry # fornitefreeamerica # whereallthewhitewomenat Edit: I see your downvotes and I hear your rejections of my comment, but I still stand firm against Fornite. Fornite is a disease and what do you do with a disease…
/r/seduction22/05/19 02:18 PM
27

Just stare at her through the window without blinking whatever you do. Do not blink. Don’t you ever blink. Another way is to take off your shirt, smash eggs against the said window and rub your chest against it. Either/or = # winning # gettinglaidftw # whereallthewhitewomenat
/r/seduction19/05/19 02:04 PM
1

Anytime, sport.
/r/seduction18/05/19 02:57 PM
1

Don’t use terms like “rules of engagement” when approaching women. Day or night.
/r/seduction18/05/19 02:19 PM
5

On May 17, 2019 at exactly 12:00pm eastern standard time, I was triggered.
/r/seduction17/05/19 04:00 PM
3

Im sorry, I should be clear. I meant to say that looks do matter according to society and they do. But yah, bro. I agree with you 100%
/r/seduction17/05/19 04:13 AM
49

That looks don't matter. ​ Because to a large extent, they really do.
/r/seduction16/05/19 10:40 PM
5

Eh I’ve noticed when I hang with a friend (and this guy is 50 shades of ugly), sometimes girls will talk with him first while giving me the eye. My theory is it’s reverse play, intentional or not. You know when you’re chatting with a group of girls, you don’t focus on the hottest one right off the bat. You ease into it (like a gimp suit). That’s just my theory.
/r/seduction12/05/19 02:36 PM
8

Bill Cosby?
/r/seduction11/05/19 02:30 PM
2

And underneath the concrete floor beneath all the arcade machines are the bodies of the dates who saw him again. Jokes aside. That girl is exactly why people in general don’t like to reveal their bizarre hobbies and idiosyncrasies.
/r/seduction10/05/19 04:26 PM
10

Make them watch.
/r/seduction08/05/19 11:32 AM
1

Pull out your schlong and do a dickcopter.
/r/seduction07/05/19 09:44 PM
11

I’ll take the blowjob for him. It’ll be hard, sure but it’s my cross to bear.
/r/seduction03/05/19 05:06 PM
1

I agree.
/r/seduction02/05/19 05:54 PM
2

Wait finding a non slut shaming sorority > one that doesn’t chill/party with rapey dudes?
/r/seduction30/04/19 12:27 PM
1

Thank you, Jerry.
/r/seduction27/04/19 06:13 PM
1

Wait you don't think that guys can have platonic friendships with girls? So we agree, we're on the same point? ​ That's mighty fine of you to admit, Jerry.
/r/seduction27/04/19 04:20 PM
1

That’s cute. You keep thinking that, Jerry.
/r/seduction27/04/19 01:38 PM
0

It’s sadly accurate. Guys will “friend” or spend time with girls and think (subconsciously or not) they owe them sex. And it’s not fair to anybody.
/r/seduction27/04/19 03:28 AM
3

Butter?
/r/seduction26/04/19 11:06 PM
7

I’d fuck the sun. It would be hot, too.
/r/seduction24/04/19 11:47 PM
1

What I'm saying is... are you a motherfucker Jones?
/r/seduction24/04/19 01:43 AM
1

Freud says that ego masks sexual inadequacy you suffered as a child from your mother. So my question for you is how literally did you take the term ‘milf’ to heart?
/r/seduction24/04/19 01:22 AM
2

You can only find happiness from within. Very corny but very true. In the meantime I’d encourage you to be ok with “no.” Laugh and move on. People aren’t into you, well fuck them. It’s that simple. It is harder to do of course but not impossible.
/r/seduction21/04/19 07:50 PM
-2

Yah but bruh. Did. You. Fuck. Her.?.
/r/seduction21/04/19 05:27 PM
-9

Yah but did you fuck her. Always be closing.
/r/seduction21/04/19 01:04 PM
1

Curious about this too
/r/seduction19/04/19 01:08 AM
1

Da
/r/seduction18/04/19 05:02 AM
7

Being attractive as a chick isn’t always an asset. Sometimes guys are intimidated. If it’s any consolation I’m a solid 7 and I’d bang you (provided you actually are an 8.5)
/r/seduction17/04/19 08:57 PM
1

Respect her wishes regardless of how batshit crazy the reasons are.
/r/seduction17/04/19 05:29 PM
1

You feel triggered? If people are fucking on you I could get that, but really?
/r/seduction16/04/19 08:01 PM
4

I didn’t fail. I fucked my coworker and it was fun but when things ended (as they always do) there were all kinds of problems, office gossip, etc. So unless the guy knows this is the girl he’s gonna marry or knows it’s going to end on a happy and respectful note.... it’s not a good idea. There are so many other girls elsewhere who are just as attractive and just as fuckable. Guarantee it.
/r/seduction16/04/19 02:13 PM
17

Do not fuck coworkers. It’s a bad bad idea bro. Trust me I’ve done it before.
/r/seduction16/04/19 12:53 PM
33

Socializing, stress relieving, you know feeling and looking better. So, yes.
/r/seduction15/04/19 02:01 PM
0

Christ Jesus calm down. It’s a reference to a fucking movie. God incels are so touchy.
/r/seduction15/04/19 01:59 PM
0

Ok I’ve done acid before and before you go down that path, keep in mind 10-15% of people who do acid have permanent effects from it and there is no known cure. I mean if you’re gonna do a drug, do coke. Hell have her snort a line off your cock. It’s a surprisingly thrilling experience. As for her just fuck her bro. Have fun. Don’t worry about all the other shit. If it happens it does, if it doesn’t it does not.
/r/seduction15/04/19 01:25 PM
2

Ok a couple mistakes right off the bat: don’t apologize(ever), don’t give her (or anybody) your heart right off the bat. Finally don’t ever, ever fuck a coworker. It’s the single dumbest thing you can ever do. With that said you should have just asked her for coffee. If she says she’s not interested in dating/I have a bf, play it off. She’s not into dating? Cool, but you were just asking her for coffee. She has a bf? Great, but again you were just asking her for coffee. The idea is to make her s…
/r/seduction15/04/19 01:19 PM
0

Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here? Close!
/r/seduction15/04/19 01:06 PM
0

Just fuck her and dump her. ​ There you go.
/r/seduction15/04/19 03:26 AM
3

Just pull out your schlong and slap him in the face. It will establish dominance and build confidence.
/r/seduction14/04/19 05:16 PM
-1

Racist.
/r/seduction14/04/19 03:43 PM
5

Don’t feel like it has to be a competition. If you’re eyeing the same gal as your “lads” just gangbang.
/r/seduction14/04/19 02:01 PM
2

Just whip out your schlong. Don’t say anything. Wait till they say something. If you see the popo, run.
/r/seduction14/04/19 02:00 PM
2

She seems a little touchy tbh
/r/seduction13/04/19 01:11 PM
1

Well if she does join in.
/r/seduction13/04/19 03:08 AM
8

He wants to fuck your brains out.
/r/seduction12/04/19 07:30 PM
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