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Your point seems to be that being a “top male” loses you access to “naturally” beautiful women. My counter thought might be that the fakest women are more aggressive in throwing themselves at those men as gold diggers
/r/TheRedPill25/07/25 10:49 PM
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Reminiscent of the man from the Old Spice commercials, I elegantly toss the Fanta over my shoulder. “That’s old news,” I say, giving her a wry grin. “How would we find a nice spot on the dance floor and I shit your pants?” Response She bursts out laughing, clearly caught off guard by your unexpected twist. She gives you a playful shove on the shoulder, shaking her head with an amused smile. “You’re definitely not like anyone else here,” she says, still chuckling. “But I think I’ll pass on the pa…
/r/TheRedPill26/08/24 04:06 AM
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Well I just had the following interaction. I reveal from behind my back a cold delicious bottle of orange Fanta which I present to her as I sensually mutter, “Fanta Fanta, don’t you want a?” The response: She raises an eyebrow, clearly surprised by your unique approach. A small smile tugs at the corners of her lips as she looks at the bottle of Fanta, then back at you. “Well, that’s definitely not the usual drink offer,” she says with a playful tone, her curiosity piqued. “I have to admit, you g…
/r/TheRedPill26/08/24 04:01 AM
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Your best post to date, GLO. Your comedy and dramatic flair for writing is obscene and divinely inspired!
/r/TheRedPill31/08/23 05:59 PM
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I admit I had to read halfway through the post before I had the wherewithal to scroll up and see if you’re the one that wrote it. Well done, GayLubeOil you glorious bastard. Now does it make me more or less of a blowhard that that I do own a copy but have actually read it?
/r/TheRedPill31/01/23 05:21 PM
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I lost my virginity at 25. I’ve made posts on here a while back about it, but the short version is that after I hit a suicidal rock bottom of sorts, I decided to fight for a life worth living. I didn’t know about the red pill yet, I was living in RPG analogies. And I decided I was gonna XP grind and level up, and boost every single stat I had. So I started lifting for strength and health, reading heavy (started programming myself) and joined an online college for knowledge and wisdom, and also s…
/r/TheRedPill03/09/22 12:20 AM
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This shit reads a lot like Time Cube. Large swaths of nonsense with seemingly accidental gems thrown in. My favorite so far: “Philosophy has an affinity with despotism, due to its predilection for Platonic-fascist top-down solutions that always screw up viciously.”
/r/TheRedPill01/08/22 10:42 PM
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And how, wise swami, are we to help our quest givers find their noble heroes? Start writing M4F posts on Kiev’s Craigslist?
/r/TheRedPill21/03/22 11:43 PM
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I’m glad that I didn’t fall into this trap with my first chick. I had a great time with her, and I did commit in the sense that “this chick is my training wheels so I’m gonna ride this as far as it goes/I have nothing left to learn.” I wasn’t out gaming other chicks because I figured fucking one girl several times a week is better than crashing and burning on multiple chicks. Eventually her baby daddy started making moves on her and promising he changed. And yeah I was a little butthurt but I kn…
/r/askTRP19/01/21 07:12 AM
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There was a chick at work I was trying to date; she kept being hot and cold with me. I started fooling around with a second coworker instead, and got her to put hickies on me. The first chick got so pissed off about it (despite suddenly growing cold with me when it was time to do more than flirt) they started fighting over me. The second chick was more eager to prove herself over her prettier rival, and that rivalry got me losing my virginity and had me regularly fucking that girl for about five…
/r/askTRP18/01/21 09:56 PM
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I lost my virginity this year, so yes, that’s correct. I imagine an experienced MILF is gonna be more fun than an 18 year old starfish, but I guess a Chad like you would know better.
/r/askTRP27/12/20 06:38 PM
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These guys give good advice but the shit they suggest tends to be expensive or hard to find. My nose doesn’t really work, but I was recommended this stuff Davidoff you can get at Walmart, drives my girl wild. If you’re a teenager looking for something simple, may be useful for you, YMMV
/r/askTRP27/12/20 02:43 AM
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Your older MILFs tend to be better in bed because they’ve done more fucking and had more time to learn. My MILF is only a couple years older than me, still absolutely wonderful.
/r/askTRP27/12/20 02:39 AM
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This is not a RP topic. Find a different sub for all that.
/r/askTRP18/11/20 08:41 PM
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I’m one of the dickheads dating his coworkers and I find this silly as hell. You gotta be careful when you’re playing with coworkers, and I feel the most important part is being on the same level (or different department) as the chick in question. If you hit on your boss and fuck up, they can fire you right then. If you hit on your underling and fuck up, they blow the whistle and your whole career is fucked. At least when you’re on the same level you’re just two adults doing what you do and you …
/r/askTRP18/10/20 11:33 PM
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The exact same way you make sure they don’t have STDs before you smash either? Is this a joke?
/r/askTRP18/10/20 11:19 PM
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“Why, what sign do you THINK I am?”
/r/askTRP08/10/20 03:26 PM
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I pmuch told my girl that I’m not gonna be jealous if she fucks other guys, just let me know and I’ll put her on the back burner for a couple weeks to see if they give her crotch rot.
/r/askTRP30/09/20 05:31 PM
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I’m not a chad so obviously I’m not alpha enough to DENNIS yet, and I’m pretty broke too but my wad of $5 bills and gas station condoms will get me laid someday...right?
/r/askTRP30/09/20 03:26 PM
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Watch “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia”, an episode called “The D.E.N.N.I.S. System”. You gotta Demonstrate Value before you Engage Physically. Watch that and maybe then you’ll ready to read the sidebar.
/r/askTRP30/09/20 12:38 PM
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Dude fuck that XD Beyond glad I never became Eskimo brothers with my dad. He hit on almost every girl I’d bring to the house, friend gf or otherwise, the horny old fuck.
/r/askTRP29/09/20 12:39 AM
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I’ve been having a real good time shitting where I eat, but I’m a factory worker with a position just one step above peon, not some white collar shit like you. Not sure why dad cares but as your boss he’s gonna hold you to a higher standard to avoid cries of nepotism.
/r/askTRP29/09/20 12:37 AM
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Sex God Method really made it clear to me how little sexual prowess is tied to physical and technical moves, and all about the emotion you can put into a chick’s head (and yours) to make sex great. I’ve only just started having sex but reading this book has been doing wonders to get my skills up in a short time frame.
/r/askTRP22/09/20 03:15 PM
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Hey guys. I have since resolved my issues thanks in large part to everyone’s input on this post. I had penned up a field report for the main page, but it looks like my account is too young to post anything on there, so I’ll give you the long and short of it. As many of you suggested, it was a mental block, and as soon as I was relaxing and thinking more about having a good time than actually having sex, she was riding me soon after. Besides your comments, I definitely credit reading the Sex God …
/r/askTRP13/09/20 10:14 PM
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Comedy is a complex field, and even big comics claim that you don’t really know if a joke is funny until you test it, but here is just one example to give you an idea. https://youtu.be/QGj15uvuPLA
/r/askTRP28/08/20 07:52 PM
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I’m a connoisseur of standup comedy. If you have Netflix, start watching specials and try to recognize what makes their jokes work. Specifically for TRP, go on YouTube and look up Patrice O’Neal. He’s a deceased comedian and total pimp. The man red pulled me just from watching his standup, listening to his rants on the Opie & Anthony show (also on YouTube), as well as his short lived Black Phillip Show where he gave advice to struggling dudes. He has a unique perspective, and some ideas TRP cert…
/r/askTRP28/08/20 07:21 PM
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Bro, me and the boys went to the strip club, and when I put money down this bitch’s shirt she started rubbing my junk with her ass. I’m super alpha now obviously but I think she may be the one. She’s really pretty I’m just kind of nervous how do I ask her to be my Valentine?
/r/askTRP26/08/20 07:12 PM
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That makes a lot of sense, actually. Reminds me of this YouTube video I watched a couple weeks ago, “Willpower Is For Losers” or something like that. Their premise is that studying highly disciplined people showed them that abnegation is not about having superhuman control, but manipulating your very finite willpower away from temptation by keeping bad shit out of sight and out of mind. That actively resisting temptation is a losing proposition, and refusing one vice will make you cave for anoth…
/r/askTRP09/08/20 02:24 AM
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Rest In Pimp Patrice pretty much Red Pilled me before I knew it existed. Thing is, he had a very extreme personality that works for specific people, for specific types of women. There are some major points from him that helped me. Not being invested, outcome independence, or as Patrice put it “be willing to take an L”. Shoot your shot, dgaf if you get shut down, and if the girl annoys you or forces too much investment on you, “don’t play. Take your ball and go home.” His advice sometimes hinders…
/r/askTRP25/07/20 11:16 AM
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Brilliant shit right here.
/r/askTRP18/07/20 04:50 PM
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While I’m concerned with the quality of his social development and will have to do something to supplement that, I intend to homeschool my children. My background is education and I’m confident in my ability to do better than public school teachers. Assuming I have to still maintain a full-time job, it gets tricky but not by a lot. The good thing with all the online learning kids these have to do because of Covid, I think that’s going to accelerate our path towards achieving the Digital Aristotl…
/r/askTRP05/07/20 05:15 AM
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Fair enough. At the very least I need to pull back and not meddle in this shit. I know the wall bombs are dangerous, I reckon if he thinks he wants it, it’s a good learning experience. Thanks for the input.
/r/askTRP01/07/20 07:12 AM
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Real shit.
/r/askTRP01/07/20 06:12 AM
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Lolrus. I do write long-winded shit; I believe I’ve made it clear that I don’t consider her worth my time. I’m actively attempting to pull her in his direction. As far as illusions of desirability or whatever you’re on about, that’s why it’s fucked watching him struggle. He is far better looking than me. Should be hook line and sinker.
/r/askTRP01/07/20 06:11 AM
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Good shit right here.
/r/askTRP01/07/20 06:02 AM
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It’s clear you have ONEitis. Hard next immediately as she’s on Chad’s cock right now. Lift until your BF is at 4% or less. With the next bitch, make her walk facing the west-southwest at a 12 degree angle that way she blocks the setting sun from your face and you maintain alpha frame. If she inquires into your methodology, this is a shit test. Hard next and read the sidebar until you get it right.
/r/askTRP22/04/20 12:02 AM
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1/2 plus 7. Borderline pedo right there. I would tell her that he’s the only man I’ll ever approve of, and tell her that under no circumstances is she to take (one of my friend’s semi-normal boys). That’s how you kill that shit real quick.
/r/askTRP05/04/20 02:54 AM
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If you’re in the US, just get a concealed carry permit and keep yourself armed. Otherwise/additionally, hit the gym, join a martial art class, preferably arm yourself with something. One of those telescopic police batons, a knife, whatever’s your style. Whenever I have to be around druggies, I keep a large bowie clearly strapped to my belt, just to make it clear I’m not looking for trouble, and I’ve never had any since.
/r/askTRP05/04/20 02:42 AM
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Look up Hopsin’s song “Who Do You Think I Am” Covers this exact situation.
/r/askTRP05/04/20 02:33 AM
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If you have to ask us about it, you already know it’s wrong. Don’t obsess over some rando. You getting oneitis over somebody you’ve never even met? Read the sidebar and stop chimping, dude.
/r/askTRP19/03/20 09:53 AM
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Sluts and respect are mutually exclusive words.
/r/askTRP13/03/20 03:12 PM
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The same, and somewhat the same, rolled into one. One, and the same.
/r/askTRP13/03/20 03:07 PM
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It’s been too long since I’ve listened to Patrice, but there actually was a time he talked at length about cheating. That while he got plenty of strange girls to fuck with Von in a threesome, he actually gave her a key to his house, told her to come and go when she pleased (except when on her period, different story) just for his own peace of mind so that he WOULDN’T cheat. I think this was during an Opie and Anthony appearance. He mused that if she ever cheated, prior to this point she’d worked…
/r/askTRP12/03/20 08:53 PM
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If you refuse to put her on the pill or wrap before you tap, you deserve 18 years of child support payments. Strong pull out game only works so often.
/r/askTRP12/03/20 01:24 PM
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You’re probably using the mobile app right now? Go on the website on your computer, this sub has a sidebar with pretty much all the info you should realistically need for general RP philosophy.
/r/askTRP06/03/20 04:04 PM
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Boxing fundamentals are pretty simple but highly effective against untrained scrubs. Theoretically limited - obv you’re not throwing or receiving kicks - but it should be good enough for basic self-defense, you could get into kickboxing later on to deal with that kind of thing.
/r/askTRP05/03/20 03:26 PM
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Lol, fair enough. Point taken.
/r/askTRP20/02/20 12:50 AM
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I think he’s asking “If people ask me what I’m reading/listening/watching, what do I say,” to avoid talking about Fight Club. I listen to RP audiobooks at work, when asked I just say it’s psychology. If pressed, I clarify it’s about cognitive behavior therapy (for us) or mental illness (about them).
/r/askTRP18/02/20 02:54 PM
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I always thought the Sacred rule was 1/2 age + 7, but maybe TRP doesn’t give a shit about all that.
/r/askTRP14/02/20 01:02 AM
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Dancing is all about making a fool of yourself. Do it anyway, and after enough times you might get half good at it. And if you look like a goof, remember that perfect is boring. I got some high school action as a fat neckbeard because I went and sucked at enough dances that I finally learned to dance well.
/r/askTRP14/02/20 12:18 AM
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Lol, If fucking girls has really gotten that boring to you, try fucking dudes. Still wear a rubber.
/r/askTRP10/02/20 09:14 AM
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I’m in the same boat, and my “mission” is basically to become the modern equivalent of a Renaissance Man. Might be a shit goal to some, not making any real money off it for now, but keep in mind that Steve Jobs was not the best programmer at Apple, he was quite mediocre actually. It is the factotum and generalist that often make the best leaders of startup enterprises, because they know enough about the technical parts of the job to utilize their specialized staff to their best, while having the…
/r/askTRP04/02/20 01:24 PM
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Didn’t we see this shit yesterday? What are you trying to prove with the double posting?
/r/TheRedPill29/01/20 09:08 AM
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Once she realized that sex is fun and normal, she loosened up her attitude about it. She’d dressed like a 5, then started showing some skin, bumped up to like a 7. Once she stopped dressing like a nun and started getting male attention, she realized she liked that attention. So one dude just struck while the iron was hot. Then the next. I think I was number three in the shop? Eventually the other girls turned on her, calling her a ratchet whore etc. until she quit. That’s the most fucked up thin…
/r/askTRP25/01/20 04:00 PM
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RIP Patrice.
/r/askTRP25/01/20 02:00 PM
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One of my ex-coworkers at the new job was like that. She was cute, innocent-ish, claimed she was a virgin. Total introvert. Within one year of her hanging out with the other ratchet chicks there, she’d been passed around to every available dude in the shop. The prudes really let loose once they realized they were good girls for nothing.
/r/askTRP25/01/20 02:52 AM
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AWALT. Had strong oneitis myself, for the first time I thought I was falling in love. She had a bit of a drinking problem and usually I moderated her. Her sorority threw a party, her attendance was mandatory, I was a couple towns away. She got drunk and fucked her ex. I was still blue pill, and white knight to boot, but monogamy was one thing I deemed non-negotiable (laughable thought anymore). Once I got over her I was able to take guys like Patrice O’Neal more seriously. You’ll make it through…
/r/askTRP25/01/20 12:44 AM
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Time to apply dread to my homie so he can stop hogging the chips.
/r/askTRP22/01/20 10:21 PM
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If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball, I can dig that. Being the dude that juggles flaming hatchets is definitely one way to get that DGAF reputation, too.
/r/askTRP16/01/20 09:10 AM
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I feel that. I’d like to believe I don’t have hate anymore, more like a disappointed disdain, but retreading myself I see where that comes off. I could stand to loosen up, stop giving a fuck and just be that fun loving guy I used to be. Going back after the low tier girls feels like slumming to me, but I guess I can start choosing once I stop being a beggar.
/r/askTRP16/01/20 12:06 AM
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Lol, you got me
/r/askTRP16/01/20 12:01 AM
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That was actually directed at wheremyballsgo, but it’s all good. I’m a fat bearded bastard myself, 6ft 270 but there’s a difference between being pretty and sexy. We just gotta keep lifting, dude.
/r/askTRP15/01/20 07:11 PM
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Yeah man, give us some deets. Congratulations on the infidelity/awakening, but why stay with her at this point? Are the tax benefits that worth it? XD I’ve had some bad oneitis in my time, but when it’s time to break a plate or dump an LTR, get it over with fast and hard.
/r/askTRP15/01/20 06:30 PM
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Really? Shit. I’m still on the really old Beige Phillip episodes and haven’t gotten to the point where Dante starts shitting on Patrice. Fucking sad.
/r/askTRP15/01/20 07:05 AM
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Thanks guys, for all the input. I used to be into martial arts and got all my physical workout from that, but I’m not in a financial situation to continue going there. You guys have given me a lot of info, and shit to think about, i.e. stop pushing to failure, but hit the gym more often, 3-6 days, etc. If I can develop out of my flat Hank Hill ass, I might be spending more time checking out the mirror than I do chicks in public. Thanks again, gents. Wish me luck!
/r/askTRP28/12/19 09:27 PM
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Dude probably fed her a bunch of drinks and gamed her while she was wasted. Or maybe I wasn’t giving her what she needed so she found a way to cheat. Either way, after that it’s given me this idea, I don’t know if you guys would consider it RP or BP, but I’d say 90% of problems in a LTR are the dude’s fault. This couple I work with, she’s constantly ragging on him because he can’t spell for shit. Damn near illiterate. So she disrespects him constantly about it. Makes him miserable, and everyone …
/r/askTRP27/12/19 12:52 PM
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For me it started once I got cheated on for the first time. I didn’t really believe in love before I met her. She was the closest I ever got. I put her on a pedestal, and I trusted her to go to a college party without me (we’re in separate towns, her sorority was hosting so she had to be there...allegedly). I ask how shit went the next day, she clammed up. Pried it out of her that she got drunk and fucked her ex. I calmly said I was done with her. She was practically begging me to yell at her, t…
/r/askTRP27/12/19 05:35 AM
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I thought this was going to be post about how she got naked then YOU refused to fuck her, and started laughing because I’ve been there. Two different occasions I’ve been assaulted for refusing to fuck. These girls think we always want it, and we think we do until they give us reason not to. It was not beta to tell her you’d be gentle. You’re red pill, not a gorilla. Like that song Fuck Her Gently, sometimes you gotta be sweet in the bedroom before you get brutal.
/r/askTRP24/12/19 08:32 PM
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Something my ex-con mother taught me was, “If you have to do the time, you get to do the crime.” Basically if you’re taking the consequences for something you didn’t do, might as well actually do it.
/r/askTRP16/12/19 09:10 AM
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