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| 534 | The Basic Bitch profile template: kids are her world, she's not going to fuck you, and where's all the real men?! | The Big Question | ImAWhoDat | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/06/19 12:44 AM |
| 1 | Has nothing about kids in her profile, so I initiate. I'm about to close the deal when she drops the bomb. "Is my daughter a deal breaker?" ***IMMEDIATELY UNMATCHED*** 🤣 | ImAWhoDat | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/06/19 08:59 PM | |
| 1 | Aaaaaand...unmatched. *shrugs* | ImAWhoDat | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/06/19 02:51 AM | |
| 1 | The Basic Bitch template! Kids are her world, not looking for sex, and where's the real men? Trifecta. | ImAWhoDat | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/06/19 09:07 PM |
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| 2 | My parents will adore a single mom of 4! What a catch!I need to see a photo of this bitch for max LOLs. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/05/20 04:36 PM |
| 8 | When she wants everything, offers nothing, and it shows.Ugh. I smell her. The mixture of afro-sheen, cocoa butter, body odor, and shitty drugstore perfume. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/04/20 06:31 PM |
| 33 | I offer nothing. All of my pics are selfies because I have no friends and no hobbies. Here are my demands.Ever heard the phrase "tits on a fat chick are like abs on a skinny guy?" Yeah, because all fat chicks have big tits. Except this one. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/03/20 08:13 PM |
| 18 | Do not waste her time or be a loser guys!"over hundreds" So, like, thousands? 🤣 | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/03/20 04:26 AM |
| 3 | This one does not seem to understand the concept of birth control or keeping her legs together.23 years old, 4 kids, no job, and a high school education. So this one's probably been out of the workforce for 5 years since she graduated - assuming she was ever in it. There's a distinct possibility that the only job this whore has ever had is popping out kids. Ironically, now that she's had 4 by who knows how many different dudes, she "Does not want children." She doesn't want YOUR children. "HERE'S YOUR READY MADE FAMILY!!1one111!!! Come take care of it now!" Absolutely fucking pathetic. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/02/20 02:19 PM |
| 9 | Looking for a millionaire but only the nice smart and good hearted ones 😂Those are her arms, not her thighs. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/01/20 02:59 AM |
| 2 | What in cousin fucking, tarnation, Alabama, Betty Crocker, Ms. Fucking Betty White shit is this?"Petri dish pussy" DEAD. LMAOOOOO. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/01/20 12:35 AM |
| 3 | What in cousin fucking, tarnation, Alabama, Betty Crocker, Ms. Fucking Betty White shit is this?"I like huntin', fishin', and muddin'!" *Spits her wad of Red Man into a Great Value water bottle. Disgusting. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/01/20 12:34 AM |
| 2 | Lamentations of thots: where are all the good men, who would raise my womb sandwich and pay me money to sit on my ass and eat dump cakes? She is curvy and smokes, you better have some change to peddle that habit too. Her kids come first and Chad and Tyrone got the 2nd and 3rd place. You just be ATM.Imagine being 36 years old and having a profile song on your dating profile like it's mid-2000's and we're on MySpace. Not just any song though, but one involving DJ Khalid. 🤪🤪🤪 | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/01/20 11:52 AM |
| 2 | Meatloaf here wants to be a Somme and dominate your bank account and credit card. Two kids with fat Chad and now she wants a 6ft muscular Chad with 6 figure salary. She wants you to worship her while she worships fats, proteins and calories. Think that Gender studies class went to her thick head?Tits on a fat chick are like abs on a skinny guy. - Example 5,325,256,644,448 ...and those calves. They're like Hulk Hogan's arms. *barfs* | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/01/20 11:36 AM |
| 4 | Single woman of 2 is looking for a real man. The attitude seems the same so I cant tell what the difference is, can you?I can't imagine the smell between those legs from all the sweat and chafing. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/01/20 12:58 AM |
| 1 | Extreme leftovers, late bloomer wants to bag young bucks who give some good fucks. She also would like to be fined and taken on dinners and brought flowers. The wall has hit her consecutively for the past two decades but she just can’t afford not to hit the tickets on the cock train!!!The chest tattoo fucking kills me. Every time. Nothing trashier. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/01/20 03:52 AM |
| 8 | Thot rode the cock train until her wheels fell off. Now she is rode hard, put away wet and knocked up. You know what to do gents, she is inviting you in! She just needs a Chad who is rich and beta to take care of her and her love child with other dude. Obligatory cleavage to lure the betas.Caked on makeup, fake tits, designer clothes. High maintenance. Tack on the fact she's pregnant and advertises that you can nut in her because of that...super high maintenance and crazy. Relationship? Nah. I'd smash, though. Hey, you're a crazy bitch, but you look so good I'm on top of it! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/01/20 12:33 AM |
| 14 | Feminist bimbo with 2 jobs wants to trap Mr. Niceguy BetaBux to support her and her womb turds. She expects to be taken care if financially and bankrolled into a nice lifestyle. Oh and no Trump supporters need apply.She's probably a bartender at TopGolf, not a country club. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/01/20 03:10 AM |
| – | Single mom wants the man to pay for her child's babysitting and meal or there's no date.Fast forward 3 years. No suitors. No committable men outside of some strange dick she took just to vanquish her urges. Then she asks: "Where are all the good men?!" And doesn't realize she scared them all off demanding they feed/care for another man's cumshot without even knowing her or the kid. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/12/19 12:37 PM |
| 1 | Overweight, unattractive, racist post wall single mum wonders why none of her “400”(lmao) matches don’t reply, looking for a good old fashioned simp. Form an orderly line below, oh and no sex(lmao)Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal vat of wet concrete. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/12/19 12:06 PM |
| 1 | Insane, clingy and a bitch who despise men. But feel free to try and change her mind... ;)The male race... Insane, clingy, AND uneducated. Obviously. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/12/19 02:13 AM |
| 7 | Every girl I dated in high school has turned into thisSo true. Bullseye on those stupid fucking "birds in flight" tattoos every basic white girl THOT has. They're soooo tacky. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/11/19 01:31 PM |
| 1 | 33 year old divorcee, calls herself a TROPHY and is looking for her winning man. Has been in several LTRs and has many years of practice 😉. She is NOW looking for someone who can provide her everything she wants/needs."Smokes often with average body type." We must have different definitions of the word "average." The biggest red flag here is that she has no photos of her body. All photos are head shots taken at a minor angle so you know she's fat as fuck and trying to catfish a simp. Probably pushing 200+. Pair that with the fact that she smokes often and everything about her smells like an ashtray - - - HARD pass. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/11/19 11:50 AM |
| 5 | She's both witty AND clever. You can tell by her scowl .This one looks like Keith Richards in drag. Holy shit. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/11/19 04:14 AM |
| 9 | "Tired of seeing my best friend cry over fuckboys. She deserves to be treated right."How do you edit this post and leave "piece keeping?" It's PEACEkeeping. One word. "Trump is a fucking retard." RIIIIIIGHT. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/10/19 10:40 PM |
| 2 | Independent bad ass complains how low value other men see her as.Works in customer service = bartender. Bank on it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/10/19 10:05 PM |
| 10 | [31F] Mom of 3 from different fathers: "Maybe one day I'll find the right guy and have more kids."oh my fucking god LMAOOO | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/10/19 03:22 PM |
| 13 | Welcome the God fearing skank, who is tired of being used and abused as a sex doll. CAUTION: she expects a ladylike treatment and nothing lessIt's 100% a self-fulfilling act intended to reinforce how good of a parent they see themselves as. "Oh, look at these cute photos of me and Trequandarius! I'm such a good mom!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/10/19 09:22 PM |
| 10 | Welcome the God fearing skank, who is tired of being used and abused as a sex doll. CAUTION: she expects a ladylike treatment and nothing lessBlack kid lol Completely untouchable by any self-respecting white man. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/10/19 09:20 PM |
| 1 | Why is it so hard?32 years old, fat, and 6 kids with a profession of...student. Damn. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/09/19 01:17 PM |
| 1 | "My daughter comes first ALWAYS"oh my holy god | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/09/19 12:49 AM |
| 26 | I'm tired of Chad but I only have the one thing to offer.LOL is that nipple on the right of the photo near the edge? I'm nOt A sEx ObJeCt | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/09/19 12:43 AM |
| 8 | [22F] "Works at McDonalds. Looking for someone that will spoil me and love me for me, someone that wants to settle down. I am done with boys, I want someone who's mature." Yeah work sucks, best to find a slave to do that for you now that you have your fill of 'the boys'."Any ethnicity" AKA I'll take whatever shows any interest in me - fleeting or not - and have no standards. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/09/19 01:11 AM |
| 3 | [20F] "Almost 7 months pregnant. Looking for a friendship or serious relationship, either way, just not [like the fuckboys that got me in this mess]."Cute enough for a pump and dump. I'm into the alt-girl look. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/09/19 08:16 PM |
| 54 | These window lickers have just totally lost it.So many 🚩🚩🚩🚩 here. Public bathroom photo with fat ass propped up on counter. Basic bitch EKG heart tattoo in plain sight. Basic bitch "I swiped for your dog" profile filler. Bisexual with a fatherless child at 23. Damn. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/09/19 06:06 PM |
| 2 | Creeps being anyone she doesn't get tingles from"I'm not very good at conversation, but somehow I have 3 spawns because all I really know how to do is suck dick and let losers cum in me. I'm driven because I take gender studies courses at the local community college, though!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/09/19 03:01 AM |
| 8 | Yes Fiona, you're the asshole.He's her "rock", she just doesn't want to fuck his brains out because he's not a chad. Such is life for the nice guy. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/09/19 02:45 AM |
| 32 | Always read the fine print."If you are intentions are different..." Different than whose? The guy that dropped a load into your warm pussy and threw up the deuces? It's the rest of us who are required to be "good men" not the piece of shit Chad who you willingly fucked? Got it. Sad man. Just fucking sad. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/09/19 01:12 PM |
| 2 | LOW MAINTENANCEZooms in on hand on her right shoulder Tyrone... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/09/19 07:23 PM |
| 7 | Imagine referring to your own child as “baggage”When I was on Tinder, I took it as a challenge. I racked up all kinds of young and old, hot single mom pussy. I even creampied a 47 year old realtor in her bed as she rode my dick to "Sandstorm" on the 3rd date. There wasn't a 4th date. I was the guy they hated - the pumper and dumper - they just didn't know it at the time. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/08/19 03:58 AM |
| 14 | I wonder which lucky prince will secure this princess.I'm circumcised but I saw her flabby arm and droopy tits and my dick retracted so much that you'd think I was uncircumcised. And you know it's worse in person - the downward facing angle of photos makes one appear slimmer. IRL, she's sporting 20 inch Hulk Hogan style python arms and tits that could break a cinder block. Funny she requests that men look like their pictures when she drops a photo like that. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/08/19 03:44 AM |
| 3 | Hypergamous woman throws away her good husband, ruins the lives of her children and destroys her family, just to chase her tingles! She'll soon find out that men only want her for a smash'n'dash. Queue the cats, dildos and boxed wine. 🙀😂Jesus. Reading your bolded comments after her original post is like a great narrator walking you through a scene. Excellent work. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/08/19 06:08 PM |
| 3 | Not looking for sex/threeways* (unless you are Chad)The fake weave black females wear fucking kills me. Looks so unnatural. Dare I say cultural appropriation?! :) | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/08/19 06:09 PM |
| 8 | Thanks for the heads up, I like kids, but not someone else’sFURIOUSLY SWIPES LEFT | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/08/19 02:26 PM |
| 42 | A better title would be "This is how spinsters are created"Every girl I've ever been with has described me as "huge" when I'm literally right at 7"x 5.5". Seriously, next time you're out ask a girl to motion 6" with her forefingers and watch how comically far off she is. They watch these porno flicks with girls barely over 5 feet and 100 lbs. soaking wet take a "monster cock" that is really just 6" - it just looks huge next to petite girls. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/08/19 07:25 PM |
| 16 | [30F] "I'm such a hot piece of ass, who would have thought I'd be the one to make a dating profile. Looking for someone mature who is ready to settle down, but only if you're tall and tattooed like the immature liars and jerkoffs I'm used to sleeping with."Photoshopping and still no ass. Sheesh. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/08/19 07:39 PM |
| 4 | [24F] "Tired of Tyrones just fucking me and leaving. Looking for a real nigga to be a step dad."Why would any self-respecting man "look up to" a 2 year old mixed race child? The fuck? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/08/19 03:10 PM |
| 7 | "Hi there, I'm a red flag. Date me."I deem this the "Jenny Method." You know, Jenny from Forrest Gump? Goes from being a college whore posing in magazines, to a stripper playing songs on stage, to a anti-war hippie fucking some loser self-hating white guy who is also a Black Panther sympathizer, to a drugged out whore wanting to kill herself by jumping off a high balcony with passed out dudes all around her, to back in Forrest's arms all virtuous and shit - with a kid! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/08/19 11:21 AM |
| 1 | Wholesome teacher who can get laid anywhere. No hookups but will post 4 pics of her cleavage, 2 of her blowjob form, and one of her fat ass. Quality woman here, this one you can take home to mama.No ass, droopy, aged tits, beat face, and she's fat with a "speak to your manager" haircut. Walk the plank. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/08/19 03:51 PM |
| – | They need to just rename it Stepdaddy Finder at this point.PSA: NEVER let a bitch provide the condom. Ever | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/08/19 01:24 PM |
| – | They need to just rename it Stepdaddy Finder at this point.Because they're self-fulfilling. They're telling everyone that their "kids are their world" and convincing themselves that they're good moms by advertising their happy child. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/08/19 11:53 AM |
| – | They need to just rename it Stepdaddy Finder at this point.How is one a single, 23 year old stay-at-home parent? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/08/19 11:52 AM |
| 3 | [42F] Divorces her husband, spiteful her now ex found a 23F surfing instructor that loves kids and her own parents take everyone but her to Sea World Adventures. "We didn't divorce Bradley, and we still see him as a son."So OP's husband is likely in his 40's with 2 kids and is smashing a slim and fit 23 year old surfing instructor who teaches her own parents and kids how to surf without her knowing? LMAO. SLAYYYYYYY KING! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/07/19 11:42 AM |
| 7 | Strong, independent BBW seeks man to pump her gas, open her doors, and pay for her mealsSwipe left if you don't like children... AKA she has several of them and you'll be paying for their meals, too. No thanks. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/07/19 11:00 PM |
| 6 | "My wife just told me I'm the guy she settled for financially and that she can't get over her ex."So this chick got this dude to fund a vacation to Italy so she could go and fuck her ex halfway around the world. *SHEESH* | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/07/19 10:54 PM |
| 10 | Husband finds out that wife is a sex worker and that he comes after her "job""She wants to exploit her body while she still can." And when time runs out, she'll be asking the big question. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/07/19 01:13 AM |
| 2 | Woman decides at 50 years old that she is at a point in life to settle into a LTR and thinks posting trashy pics on a hookup app is the best way to find her man. Looks like she has learned nothing from her 30 years on the CC.Nice body but you can't demand commitment from an honorable man whilst posting photos of your underwear around your ankles or your suggestive cock sucking face. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/07/19 07:04 PM |
| 3 | Leftover Latina asks a variant of the big question while pushing the fat acceptance. Why won't someone put on a back brace and scoop up this fine specimen of modern femininity?"I love to laugh!" You're so fucking unique and special! Wow! Here's the ring! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/07/19 03:26 PM |
| 6 | A posh model with 5 kids who works hard on her stretch marks and grinding dick on the weekends. But don't worry if you can't man up, she has "dick lined up around the block".Same, I was 26 in my first semester of college after the military. Had a threesome my second week with 2 19 year old 160+lbers in their dorm. I got it out of my system, developed some standards, and won't touch a chick over 140 now. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/07/19 11:43 PM |
| 1 | [21F] "I'm a stripper mom of 2 and one on the way. Here are pics of me pre-pregnancy to show you what you're no longer getting. Looking for someone with a job who wants kids and can accept mine into their life."She has no ass at all. None. It's flat as a sheet of printer paper out of the box. Not even a bee sting. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/07/19 11:31 PM |
| 3 | 32F is 170lbs, Doesn't Want Kids, & Just Wants "a peaceful homelife with a good captain" "who makes a good salary, as I want to have a comfortable home life"She has an Ivy League degree that is likely in the liberal arts field that you can't really do anything with. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/07/19 01:43 AM |
| 45 | Please try and contain your excitement about parenting my bastards!A jaw so strong and prominent it'd give the Superman comic a run for his money. https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2011/12/01/TimmFace_custom-95899c01d81c95916c9ca1213c59f860e9e8c9f1-s800-c85.jpg | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/07/19 02:20 AM |
| 2 | GF ends 7 years relationship abruptly to chase her dreamsShe went out and got Chad dick to the tune of 3 living cumshots. You my friend have been balls deep in how many vaginas? Trash took itself out and it was YOU who had the fun. Winner: you | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/07/19 09:10 PM |
| 18 | GF ends 7 years relationship abruptly to chase her dreamsCASTING COUCH! 🤣 | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/07/19 08:59 PM |
| 36 | GF ends 7 years relationship abruptly to chase her dreamsKEEP THE DOG. Kick her out of the house, change the locks, change telephone number, delete the Reddit account she knows, return all of her mail to sender with no forwarding address and take the car back. List it immediately for sale. Cut any and all ties. Have her shit waiting in garbage bags in the front of the house and do not arrange transportation for her anywhere. Maybe her "boss babe" sister can pick her up otherwise she's calling a taxi or Uber or whatever. She's the next Giselle after al… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/07/19 05:57 PM |
| 10 | Now why would a guy have issues marrying a literal whore who is not looking for a job? Can't see the problem here.shaming men for being men Not quite what's happening here, though. We're shaming the actions of the "man" in question. He knew his girl was a stripper that was fucking at least one of her regulars on the side for extra dough and still proposed...meaning he was okay with it. This dude got down on one knee, gave this chick a ring, and a few days later she was legs open for her sugar daddy, just like he knew she would be. cringe That's not a man. That's a cuck. No amount of societal programming wou… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/07/19 07:20 PM |
| 24 | Now why would a guy have issues marrying a literal whore who is not looking for a job? Can't see the problem here.Abso-fucking-lutely. Fuck that guy. What kind of idiot proposes to a stripper who has a sugar daddy? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/07/19 06:10 PM |
| 1 | This 5'4 400lbs (162cm 200kg) sadly only has one child. But don't worry she has several God children around. Because she is a traditional woman who values God, family and faith.Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! Breathes deeply AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/06/19 11:42 PM |
| 36 | Toxic Masculinity Example #5891: Ask a girl on a date. She says she doesn't want to date you, but to be friends. So ask a different girl on the same date. wHaT aN AsSHolE!!!!!!!!!!So somehow the guy is an asshole because he specifically asked a woman on a date that she rejected and then went on to ask another woman who accepted? In what world can a woman reject the premise of the invite and still be entitled to said invite? 🤡🌍 | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/06/19 08:38 PM |
| 1 | Where have all the good men gone??? She has been strong and independent for 8 years. But online dating gives Chad too many choices. So he wont settle down with her.Same. Face. In. Every. Photo. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/06/19 03:26 PM |
| 20 | Sensitive mother of a 2y/o and currently pregnant. Looking to find my forever.I fucking hate the "explorers" and "adventurers" of Tinder. Every basic bitch has that on their profile. "I love to explore." "I love to go on adventures." What the fuck does that even mean? It's the fill-in for the same bitches who also have "pizza and taco connoisseur" on their profile. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/06/19 01:44 AM |
| 24 | 21 year old with two crotch goblins that "busts her butt" wants a hard working manHad this conversation just the other day with my unicorn after her grandma threw a hissy about it. I work my ass off at 2 jobs, working 60+ hours a week. I will NOT apologize for rolling me a fat one every other weekend or so and enjoying a bottle of wine with it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/06/19 06:08 PM |
| 45 | Stick to the scriptLooking at her my only thought is: SOMEONE ACTUALLY FUCKED THAT! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/06/19 08:53 PM |
| 14 | These are all strikingly similar. (Repost- had to censor info)A full time student that takes care of her bills...with what $$$ exactly? The little stipend she gets for coaching softball? It's like they're just not expecting anyone to think about the shit they put on their profile. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/06/19 08:51 PM |
| 91 | 21, 3 kids total, "wants something serious".2 kids right now and 2 full time jobs as a single mom? So she works upwards of 60 hours a week at minimum, and is going to have 3 cumshots to raise before the year is out. Yet here she is looking for something "serious." You know what serious relationships require? Time. You know what she does not and will never have? Time. You know who gets left out of this equation when she's pressed for time? You do, good man. That's who. You will always come 4th. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/06/19 09:13 PM |
| 5 | She wants a fairy tale! She is poor but does it all on her own. She needs a man who works hard and is proud of it. Because none of her 4 different baby daddys is able to support her and her brood.Fat, drinks more than 3 times a week AND smokes often, works in retail (cashier no doubt) with 4 kids from 4 different dads! Tell-tale signs of someone who depressed-binges fast food several times a week. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/06/19 05:51 PM |
| 17 | She wants a fairy tale! She is poor but does it all on her own. She needs a man who works hard and is proud of it. Because none of her 4 different baby daddys is able to support her and her brood.Picky but has 4 spawns from 4 different deadbeat fathers? Not adding up... Anyone could probably walk up to her and say "suck my dick" and she would. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/06/19 04:56 PM |
| 1 | "I am irresponsible, immature, already have two kids with a deadbeat; but I'm not looking for games!"Will not be present *for now.* That'll change the first time she gets into an argument with her new simp and calls the person who *will not be present* to vent. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/06/19 01:36 AM |
| 5 | [27F] “Mother to an amazing little boy” “Not going to settle for some scrub” “If you’re not taller than 5’11’’...” Here’s the partner you’ve all been looking for, gentlemen!And you just know if a 5'11, super handsome guy, with a good job, is looking for a relationship but has a small dick, she'd kick him to the curb. These whores and their unrealistic expectations price themselves out of guys. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/06/19 08:47 PM |
| 17 | Today's red pill - also posted on MGTOWYet another "my kids are my world" loser who is trying to convince herself she's a good parent by announcing how much she cares about her kids via Tinder. L-o-s-e-r! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/06/19 11:30 PM |
| 16 | Are there any nice, genuine men left out there taller than 5’ 9 who’s willing to give their hearts to a 42 year old mother of two who poses and dresses like a hooker?You know, shit that was so basic that people didn't even used to mention when getting to know them. There's so much truth in this. So fucking much. I remember when I had a Tinder ~3 years ago, my profile was the shit. I had my *actual* interests and hobbies on there like gardening, disc golf, biking, etc. Meanwhile, 95% of the basic bitches on there had shit exactly like you described: Naps, pizza "enthusiast/connoisseur" in an attempt to make themselves sound intelligent, dogs, and the all too … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/06/19 06:29 PM |
| 31 | Are there any nice, genuine men left out there taller than 5’ 9 who’s willing to give their hearts to a 42 year old mother of two who poses and dresses like a hooker?I fucking hate the "my kids are my world" line on dating profiles. Way too common. Normal people don't have to say shit like that because they don't have to convince themselves that they're good parents by blasting to fucking Tinder (of all places) about how important their kids are to them. It's an attempt at self-fulfilling. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/06/19 05:31 PM |
| 1 | I need a serious family man to step up and help me raise Chad’s 3 kidsThe thin lips give it away in terms of coldness. The physical features that I find least attractive on women are 1a. Fat body and 1b. Thin lips. They need to be in reverse...need to have thin body and plump lips! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/06/19 12:39 PM |
| 10 | When Tyrone leaves her asking The Big Question.You can tell she's trashy just by the blinds being bent and cracked on her door. Only people I've known to have and keep those were the trashy type. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/06/19 09:14 PM |
| 2 | Pregnant and only interested in platonic friendship until I drop Chad babyCash, grass or ass for rides. I'll be your friend but if our friendship isn't reciprocal and I'm the only one shelling out cash while you give nothing in return...that's not a friendship that's just being a sucker. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/06/19 03:26 PM |
| 1 | She is 40, childless and still looking for Mr Right. She wants to find her soulmate with the purpose of starting a family with.So...she's a regular smoker who wants to get pregnant at 40+? I'd hate to be the sucker that had to deal with a 40 year old pregnant woman that has nicotine withdrawals at the same time. Yikes. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/06/19 03:19 PM |
| 10 | Are you this 31 year old single mumma’s type? You are if you are tall, muscular, kind, generous and hilarious.I find that all too often people that describe themselves as "foodies" have the pallate of a toddler. The type to choose a McDonald's 20 piece nugget with sweet and sour sauce over a medium-rare ribeye with steak butter and asparagus with hollandaise. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/06/19 03:14 PM |
| 12 | Ambitious NEET is starting to think that there are no decent guys out there, she wants you to prove her wrong.And it's crazy because despite being unemployed, she lists herself as "very ambitious." At 38 years old, she is an unemployed "homemaker" raising 3 of Chad's cumshots. Has nonsignificant income smack dab in the middle of her peak earning years. No career and no post-secondary education. Something's not adding up or she just doesn't know what "ambitious" means. I'd bet my fucking house on the latter. 2+2 doesn't equal 22, bitch. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/06/19 01:03 AM |
| 5 | This one promises to blow something of yours.....wink wink, slobber slobber, if you have what it takes to pay her and her goblin’s way! A fat wallet and a thick dick would be enough for this maiden but she needs you to be a man and possibly step up to a fatherly role that Chad couldn’t take. #sugarHer: server and bartender. You: must have a good job. Lol. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/06/19 12:40 AM |
| 15 | [28F] "In exchange for being over 6ft tall, here's what I bring to the relationship."Rather be 5'7 with a 7" dick than 6'0 with a 5" dick. I love the fact that I'm 5'7 and my 5'6 girl wearing heels is taller than me. I don't trip over stupid shit like single moms living at their parents' home do. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/06/19 12:22 AM |
| 3 | Pure, Unadulterated, Shameless BailoutInventory associate...that's a fancy way to say "stocker." 19, 2 kids, and stocks shelves. What a winner. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/06/19 02:02 AM |
| 3 | Yes you should be honest. Yes it may cost you the relationship. No he's not wrong for not wanting to be in a relationship with you.Immediately zooms in on photo of her I don't believe you. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/05/19 06:33 PM |
| 1 | Pregnant moms deserve recognition too.Because it's a question of having standards and self-respect or having none. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/05/19 01:53 AM |
| 6 | Prayers for our fallen brethren; save him oh Lord, for he knows not what he does and cast the she-devils away with their Siren calls and morally flexible summer attire.Hard cringe. Absolutely horrifying. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/05/19 04:44 PM |
| 7 | Who’s gonna be that sweet sweet bailout hubby?Because in the end women know that the only power and leverage they have are their vaginas. And when you take matters into your own hands and pull up some porn they'll get pissy and offended. Women are the absolute best at creating lose-lose situations both for others and themselves. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/05/19 04:29 PM |
| 24 | There will always be a void in your life that can't be filled.It's funny as fuck because it's true. I'm right at 7" and every girl I've ever been with has labeled me as "huge." 95% of these whores wouldn't know a 8" dick if it mushroom stamped them on their forehead. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/05/19 01:51 PM |
| 9 | 🦀Tyrone is gone🦀I work part-time as a butcher in a grocery store as a side hustle and it seems like every young black female in there that I talk to is single with 2-3 kids in their early 20's. Very sad state of affairs. If I wasn't dating a unicorn I'd get some really good head from a few if I wanted. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/05/19 08:45 PM |
| 2 | [39F] "I don't know what happened to men these days, momma must have not taught morals". Well momma certainly didn't teach you manners."Do you have a women?" A = singular women = plural "Associate's degree." Proof that they give degrees to just about anyone nowadays. Very sad. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/05/19 08:41 PM |
| 6 | [22F] Knocked up and homeless, and looking for a perfect guy to treat her like a queen.Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick. No shame at all. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/05/19 04:06 PM |
| – | [26F] "I have a wonderful boyfriend of 6 years, but I'm thinking about ending things because the butterflies haven't been there for a while."Didn't an incident like this get posted on this sub a few days ago, only for the stupid bitch to wind up leaving the guy who still paid for everything like a fucking moron? And then she finally saw him with another girl and regretted the whole thing as she sat alone in her apartment angry-crying with a bag of fun size Snickers? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/05/19 03:59 PM |
| 19 | Slayyyyy Queeen 🙌🏾💁🏾♀️I didn't realize black women's hair wasn't real 99% of the time until my black roommate in the Army gave me the goods. We got back from PT one day and he was laughing hysterically because a sergeant assigned to us wore her wig to PT and that shit was fucked up. 🤣 | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/05/19 02:21 PM |
| 3 | Someone who believes in love will make your life "like on a roller coaster, will keep you toned and you'll feel the taste of life"So...wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. She's either got 2 Associate's or Bachelor's degrees and speaks Italian but has no car, some memorabilia from a post-Tyrone fling with her mixed kid that you can't discipline, and works as a cashier. How fucking stupid does that profile look when it's all put together? First and foremost, I'd bet my house that this woman does not speak fluent Italian. That needs to be established from the get-go as she is starting out with a lie. Watching The Sopranos and knowi… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/05/19 10:32 PM |
| 1 | [29F] Single mom just got out of an abusive relationship and is looking for Mr. Right to respect wahmen!Would the opposite of a "red light special" be a "blue light special?" :D | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/05/19 06:26 PM |
| 7 | Addicted to the high of new relationshipsWhat she's really saying is that she's a fucking nutjob. How else would one define someone who dumps partners because she - in effect - gets used to them. Why have the "predictable" but chill and supportive nice guy when she can have the split-personality douchebag that has her developing Munchhausen's Syndrome after 2 kids and some serious domestic violence! But the EXCITEMENT! Not ever knowing if you'll be getting a nice bouquet of roses or a backhand. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/05/19 03:47 AM |
| 24 | Pregnant moms deserve recognition too.Pathetic ass loser guys who are just trying to drop loads knowing they can't get her double pregnant. 🤣 | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/05/19 05:01 PM |
| 13 | No more douchebags allowed here, this 36 year old princess wants a real man to wine and dine her before opening up the same holes that Chad filled.10 more years and she will be giving blow jobs for boxed wine and cat food. DEAD. LMAOOOOO. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/05/19 11:48 AM |
| 4 | Wonder how much she makes at her full-time job of being a mom?*KIDS, plural. And no telling how many. Yikes. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/05/19 08:42 PM |
| 16 | [44F] is looking for an "extremely wealthy" man to settle down. Goal in life is be the perfect wife. World travels are a must. Seems a good deal for us.This broad is the very definition of what Ronda Rousey deemed a "Do Nothing Bitch," or "DNB." https://youtu.be/TiTJJ7R5KDQ | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/05/19 12:23 PM |
| 9 | [44F] is looking for an "extremely wealthy" man to settle down. Goal in life is be the perfect wife. World travels are a must. Seems a good deal for us.All chicks have mastered the art of taking a picture from a higher angle to slim their physical features. It's insane. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/05/19 12:05 PM |
| 20 | [44F] is looking for an "extremely wealthy" man to settle down. Goal in life is be the perfect wife. World travels are a must. Seems a good deal for us.Crack...because that is where the euphemism "pipe dream" comes from and this is a PIPE DREAM! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/05/19 12:03 PM |
| 2 | cant find a man who meets her income requirements. Must make over $100k and under $300kExactly. It speaks to how out of touch they are. If you're making $100k and not living a high quality life, it's definitely a you problem! I make much less with the same education, one full time white collar and a part-time blue collar job and am perfectly happy! Zero debt from my education because I am a true minimalist, too! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/04/19 01:08 PM |
| 6 | cant find a man who meets her income requirements. Must make over $100k and under $300k"I'm a minimalist but want to live in a 3,000 square foot home in a nice area and take vacations every year!!!!1!!!11one. Also, I make $100k a year and imply I only go on one vacation a year and don't have a nice house on that salary!" I have 2 degrees (bachelor's and a master's), work in logistics at a 9-5 making approximately $40k and also have a part time job at a grocery store cutting meat 16 hours a week which nets me about $12k. I make less than $60k and go on more than one vacation a year… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/04/19 12:22 PM |
| 1 | [25F] Pregnant princess looking for a faithful man to marry and spoil her.Car: No Profession: A good mother Fucking l. Some ambition you have sitting at home all day when you're not opening up your legs for a quick pump and dump only for them to leave you. Everyone sees that photo with the 2 babies so a 3rd is on the way - no doubt from 3 different Tyrones, of course. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/04/19 11:06 AM |
| 6 | I have seen “Avengers: Endgame.” I was... whelmed. I’d give it a B- at best. There will be a critical review regarding the neutering of male characters and the way Captain “Deus Ex” Marvel was used at some point tomorrow.As for Captain Marvel, her character bitches half of her screen time. Adding to the unrealism! Just half the time? Shit needs to be at 98.75% for a more realistic woman. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/04/19 10:53 AM |
| 140 | HellNot tryna fuck but got baby fever, eh? Fucking knob. A 6+ ft. tall tattoo covered male who has money to take her to eat, live a life with her friends (not the male who pays for this of course), and vacations - the pipe dream of every do-nothing-bitch everywhere. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/04/19 10:46 AM |
| 35 | [29F] "I have a lil girl and I'm pregnant. Now I'm putting in serious effort to find my prince charming."Smokes often, average body type. One of these things is true, the other is not. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/04/19 06:17 PM |
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