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And I just, you know, I have had some extraordinary, unbelievable miracles in my life. LOL, I'm sure Bill Clinton said the same thing. In all seriousness, unless she wants to join Big Brothers/Big Sisters, Monica needs to let that dream die.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/07/26 07:52 PM
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Alas, the 40-something who SAYS she's flexible and open-minded but shows her true colors when put in the hot seat. If I were her matchmaker, I'd send her a couple of more options - tops. If she turns them down, then I'd either ghost her or (if replies are contractually required) I'd give her a prorated refund and tell her to come back when she wakes up from her fantasy world.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/26 11:21 PM
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This one guy had a huge deal-breaker. Okay. Freaking BLOCK his ass (like she said she did) and move onto the next. Simple, right? Wrong. Who wants to bet that this woman has at LEAST a hundred matches sitting in her inbox? I know SOOOOO many women who'll have 300 matches. They MAY send replies to THREE. None respond or some do, and they fall through for whatever reason. Unlike most men, they throw their hands up in surrender, scream "online dating sucks," and abandon their profiles. Logic, sense…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/07/26 09:45 PM
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Definitely real dumb and will most likely end up really lonely. Think of those poor cats!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/26 04:53 PM
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In response to this, perhaps we should say what we don't want. What we don't want is a woman who is a straight-up bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/07/26 12:49 PM
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So, just to be clear...she's not looking for a hookup AND added an entire paragraph about her kids. Seems like a very long-winded way of saying "HELP! I'm broke and need (your) money!!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/26 12:00 PM
9

Can this client not attract a man on her own? Does she know how to flirt? Why do I get the feeling that this client has never been kissed before? This reminds me of that Rebecca Lynn Pope video when she expressed her frustration with working with female clients. Women claim to want so little until they give more context. Then you start to realize exactly why they can't seem to keep a man. If the matchmaker was smart, she would ghost this client.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/26 12:06 PM
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From independent 'boss bitch' to a needy sugar baby...that's one extreme to another. This chick is off her meds - for REAL.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/26 11:56 AM
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What is it with single moms that they seem to think they deserve childless men?? And "not intimidated" by what? Her attitude, her face, or both?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/26 11:53 AM
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She's hurting. Big time. First of all, everyone knows that if you're a single parent, your market value tanks unless you can find someone who is in the same boat. Next, her first paragraph is more than likely an admission of what she was doing in her childless years more than a declaration of what she won't tolerate. Swipe left and leave her to grieve her poor choices - alone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/26 11:50 AM
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And this is precisely why men shun marriage
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/26 12:33 AM
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If the point she's looking to make is "I'm independent" then WTF is stopping her from saying something to the men? If she wants to see herself as one on equal footing with men, then it shouldn't matter who initiates first. If he doesn't initiate then what? He's no good for anything else - forever??? Women like her can fuck all the way off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/26 03:45 PM
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Literally just ask a girl one of those fucking questions... ...and roll the dice to see how it all plays out? No, bitch. She could: say yes I'll go out with you (HA!) decline or be dismissive yell false accusations that heavily imply SA or grape Men got the memo from women years ago. They wanted to be left alone, so they were left alone. And, to no one's surprise, they're STILL not happy. PS: And between us and that fencepost, the reason why the men aren't being responsive to her specifically is…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/26 03:42 PM
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Now, she’s launching a public boyfriend callout and says she’s specifically looking for someone shorter, shy and "more submissive". So...short...shy...submissive. Followed up with: and I’m quite sarcastic, so take what I say with a pinch of salt!" And there it is gents. Completely contradicted herself. No need to say anything else. She pretty much put all her cards on that table with this statement.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/26 11:04 PM
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So...let me get this straight: She wants to normalize women telling men that they are not "financially [their] type," yet in the SAME BREATH say that she wants to get married and have kids and claims to not want to have money problems in her 60s. The ONLY problems she's gonna have in her 30s - much less 60s - is figuring out where to store the cat food for her home full of cats. This chick is a walking oxymoron - emphasis on 'moron.'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/26 10:01 AM
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I've come across several (alleged) "self-reflection" posts like these. Women who are damn near perfect in every way yet can't seem to land a man. And you KNOW there's at least one reason for it..and it's probably clear as day to everyone except her. Is she a royal pain in the ass? Is she self-centered/selfish? Is she fussy about petty shit when it comes to men and relationships? Is she a gold digger? For all we know, since she brought it up, it could very well be her smell. Just because she SAYS…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/26 10:01 AM
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Men approached, flirted and asked for dates - women shut us down. They were 'annoyed.' They were 'harassed.' They've threatened to get men in trouble with the law. We got the memo and reacted as they wanted. NOW they've taken notice?? AFTER she's put more filters on her filtered face?? Whatever the hell. Peace, be still.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/26 08:57 PM
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"We're not lowering standards to get a boyfriend...okay?" Fine. Don't. However, I'm pretty sure cats are going to eventually become a huge part of their lives. Those cats shouldn't have to suffer because of the piss-poor choices of these delusional women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/26 10:51 AM
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Men can get away with way more shit than women Um...not on planet Earth, we can't. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego talking about where this is remotely true?!?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/26 03:26 PM
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The run-on sentences are a dead giveaway. This is either a bot or a thot. Hit that 'Block' button and keep it moving.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/26 10:04 AM
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Too bad no one is 'going to the theater' to give their '(financial) support' for that mess. Keep them BROKE in 2026 and beyond!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/26 03:00 PM
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I've been to several Meetups, Timeleft dinners and other social gatherings that are intended to be co-ed, but end up being sausage fests. We're talking 2-3 women out of 20 people in attendance. Men can't "go up to women" if the women don't show up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/26 08:12 AM
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Since she was 'honest,' I guess I can be too. She is a 6 at best. Even if she DID manage to find men who met her criteria, 9 out of 10 chance that he's a playboy. She's gonna get her feelings hurt over and over again. Women like her keep continue to keep pet stores profitable...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/26 02:27 AM
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I have learned from my own personal experience that "well-educated" women over 35 can be insufferable and exhausting - and it's never in a good way. I think she would fare much better if she tried looking for cats instead. Or better yet...invest in crossword puzzles.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/12/25 02:30 PM
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The guy I want in my life... ...doesn't exist. Give up already.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/25 12:32 AM
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Do single men, like, like, go anywhere without a chaperone? Do single women ever go to a public bathroom alone, or do they require ALL their girlfriends to hold her ass over the toilet while she takes a tinkle?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/25 10:45 AM
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Let's just say the packages she's describing are the only 'packages' those women are going to get for a LONG time...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/25 03:55 PM
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Not a fan of a drink. It was at that moment she became a lifelong member of the BLOCK party...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/11/25 11:57 AM
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I believe that women like her fail to realize that when they post videos like this, they're implicitly telling everyone why their ex(es) ran far, far away from them. SMMFH
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/25 03:38 AM
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Women shouldn't complain about how hard it is to find men and then scoff at opportunities where they could find and meet them (e.g., Facebook dating). Do you want to find someone or not? If so, sign TF up! Otherwise, shut TF up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/25 03:02 AM
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Oh is that right? Swipe left, and she can worship deez nuts!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/25 12:33 PM
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You would be surprised how many women actually react like this to men whom are interested in them. And their rationale is wild. Wrong race Wrong height Wrong occupation Wrong haircut Wrong socks Wrong shoes Wrong hobbies Wrong car Wrong home Women can have all the criteria they want when it comes to finding a mate, but there comes a point to where that very same criteria is SO stringent that eventually NO man qualifies. Let them enjoy their wine and cats. It is what it is.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/25 03:59 AM
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I think what really happened is that she has now realized that she is NOT as attractive as she likes to THINK she is. I sure as hell wouldn't have swiped right on her ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/08/25 11:08 AM
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Man...the ONLY legacy she's gonna build is the record number of men swiping left!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/25 12:26 AM
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Just some advice from a sister "Get out there and have fun" is what she yelling, Best believe, there's something about this story she's not telling As in...we actually DON'T know if this 'sister' is still married, or if she EVER got married. Regardless of her current marital status, what man - regardless of his ethnicity - would want to feel as if he was chosen solely because he was someone's last ditch effort or 'safety net?' Just some advice from an actual human being.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/25 09:54 PM
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I don't like rules, but I value respect. Is that right? Tell you what: I am gonna swipe left, and YOU can respect deez nuts!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/07/25 10:53 PM
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How is it that this is the SAME demographic who constantly bitches and moans about the 'patriarchy holding them back.' Yet, when it's time for them to oh I don't know SHOW AND PROVE that independence, they regress and play the victim role.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/07/25 12:40 PM
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It seems to me that she's only complaining about these men not wanting to 'connect' because she's not able to 'connect' to his (remaining) assets and resources. These men probably did all the right things to provide these women with a lifestyle of (reasonable) comfort, and they ended up getting fleeced. Most of those men don't want to go through that mess again. So if he wants to play the field in his 50s, let him. Women did the EXACT SAME THING in their 20s - when they were in the prime of thei…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/07/25 01:37 PM
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"...I'm ready to be a stay at home mom" And I'm ready to swipe left faster than her baby daddies pumped-n-dumped her ass. She's for the streets, gents. Let's leave her there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/07/25 11:10 AM
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Live Fast Die Pretty FTFY
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/25 12:54 AM
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I wouldn't bother interacting with her. It is much easier to swipe left and/or remain silent. A man simply cannot put a price tag on peace.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/25 02:07 PM
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"someone who doesn't try to start drama in a relationship because they are bored." Projecting much? I'm a chaotic soul with ADHD. BINGO! Who's willing to bet that whatever relationship(s) she's been in up to this point have all ended because of HER being the one who starts the (alleged) drama because SHE is bored?? Willing to Fly to Meet a Date I bet she is - as long as it's on HIS dime. I don't know what she's on but it must be that high quality stuff if she even remotely THINKS she's gonna pul…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/25 10:57 AM
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thinking possible mudshark as well I don't care if their dad(s) is/are whiter than Casper the friendly ghost, NO MAN is going to sign up for this nightmare.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/25 09:41 AM
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It's funny that she didn't have 'firm boundaries' before having children. But SOOO many women her age HAVE to go through a 'ho phase.' And NOW look at her. A single mom of two in her mid-twenties. And celibate too? Best to swipe left. It's a good thing she's 'extremely independent,' because I highly doubt any man - Christian or otherwise - is going to sign up for this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/25 08:57 AM
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Folks, this is NOT a flex by any stretch of the imagination. Looks like this is the only way she'll ever walk down the aisle. Pretty sad IMHO.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/25 01:23 PM
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Possibly. She could be making a hyperbolic statement, too. There's no telling, nowadays.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/25 02:06 AM
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If a man finds pleasure in playing one of the slowest-moving sports (from a spectator's perspective) in the free world than spending time with his girlfriend, chances are she wasn't much fun to be around (anymore). If a man has to get trashed BEFORE coming home to his woman, she must be pretty damn insufferable. Now...here's a woman who dated two men whom had to do BOTH. That wouldn't bode well for any man - regardless of whether he plays golf or not. I think she needs to take several steps back…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/25 01:59 AM
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Facts.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/25 11:37 AM
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Women need to give men legitimate and valid reasons for us to WANT to continue pursuing them. Nowadays, there are simply far too many angry, bitter, brokenhearted, broken-spirited, dysfunctional women who are simply no fun to be around, much less date. And all of that increases exponentially if she's got kids and/or is getting older. So why even bother? Men are valuing their own sanity and peace of mind - without the stress and nonsensical drama.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/25 01:37 AM
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Nah, don't be sorry for us. We've (or most of us, anyway) have accepted that no matter what we say or do, our best will simply not be 'enough' for them. So, we've moved on to invest our time, energy and effort into other things. Things that are guaranteed to not screw us over later on down the road.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/25 02:02 AM
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My question is pretty clear and straightforward. Figure it out. Best of luck to you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/01/25 02:50 PM
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Based on what you wrote, you're bringing all of the same stuff we men are expected to bring to the table. What are YOU bringing to the table that is going to benefit HIM?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/01/25 11:16 AM
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She's 'high' all right...high off that bullshit. It seems there are more good women than men out there! Let me guess: other women are telling her that. Why? Because they too are high off that bullshit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/24 10:16 AM
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...and 2 worthless baby daddy's. Well, last I checked, it takes a dummy to KNOW a dummy. I feel so very sorry for her kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/24 06:35 PM
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A profile (allegedly) belonging to a single mother of three children who claims to NOT want to 'jump into a relationship straight' AND has an age range of 58-99. Hmm...so this is either a fake AF profile, or a fake AF woman Either way, I'm gonna keep it REAL with you guys and tell you to swipe left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/24 12:17 PM
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"He is giving but not so much that sacrifices his self worth" I stopped reading when I got to this point. How much do you all wanna bet that this and ALL the other demands on this profile was AI-generated? I don't see how these single moms - or, hell, ANY woman for that matter - seem to think that this dumb shit is going to land them a man. No charisma, no flirting, nothing. Here's my obscenely-high Wall of Demands - be sure you meet ALL this criteria before you send a message. GTFOH with that m…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/24 12:27 AM
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Yeah I noticed that. Usually whenever a woman says "a little," always take out that phrase and read it again.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/10/24 02:43 PM
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I've got nothing else to add to that. He torched her ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/10/24 02:41 PM
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No wonder she, and her friends, are all single in their 50s. And in their 60s, 70s, and the next life after this and the one after that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/24 10:13 PM
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I don't think it goes through their minds "oh he must be expecting something" if a guy overspends on a date but rather they may consider his behavior beta and subconsciously find him "ick". Honestly, we're both right.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/24 02:44 PM
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I just don't meet a lot of men that want to give much of anything. This statement is far too vague. Is it that men don't want to give you anything at all, or have you deemed what he IS offering insufficient or inadequate? I don't know of too many men who are gonna shell out a couple hundred bucks on a FIRST date if all she has to do afterwards is ghost him or tell him she's "not feeling it." And for these women to be SO financially solvent, they sure do complain about paying. And the narrative c…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/24 12:31 PM
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"Oh I can do squats" "One of my friends can do pull-ups" Could be because she "pulled up" to a buncha guys and did "squats" on their junk for the past umpteen years, but what do I know, right? In all seriousness, it sounds as if these women are still not able to comprehend the fact that their SMV has tanked and the tables have turned against them in the dating market. Men want women who have a nice peach and will give him peace. Sounds like these women didn't get that memo.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/24 12:38 AM
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Some of these men could (proverbially) get higher than Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson combined and STILL not be able to reach these standards. And to those men I say...don't bother trying. Leave her solipsistic ass be. Why kill yourself to show someone who you are? If she's busting your balls at this point, then it's only gonna get worse down the road. Leave her on her pedestal. Eventually, those women will see that it can be lonely on top.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/09/24 10:35 PM
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Silence is the best answer. Just get up and leave.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/24 12:34 PM
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After reading her comments, I think her question is misleading. What she SHOULD be asking is this: "I am a 45-year-old single mom of two children with special needs. Where can I go to find any man who will have me along with all this baggage I bring to the table?" Perhaps instead of her worrying about getting (re-)married, she should put her focus into raising those children and being the best mom she can be for them. There aren't too many men out here - regardless of his age - who are willing t…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/24 07:40 PM
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I think I'm a really cool person. Good for you! However, it doesn't seem that the men you've dated think you're 'cool' enough for commitment. I've been told I am intimidating. So...then DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! Men aren't going to want anything to do with women who walk about looking sour, pissed off and constipated simply because it's Tuesday!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/24 12:33 PM
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But that dog will run away.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/24 03:11 PM
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[b]ut I'm too resentful to care She's doing better than me, I guess...because I just plain don't care. I'll be forever resentful towards my boyfriend/husband if I accept him and he doesn't treat me like those hot women Now, she needs to hold up a minute and think this through. First things first - that man HAS to think of her as attractive enough to even so much as consider a date with her, much less commitment and marriage. Can't complain about the outcome at the finish line if she can't even g…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/24 02:27 PM
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You would be surprised. I know a few women in their 40s who have done this and actually managed to find men who signed up. I'm almost certain those men are miserable behind closed doors. Oh well. That's THEIR problem, not mine.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/24 05:53 PM
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So many subpar, unattractive, low effort men I am starting to take more umbrage with this type of comment. What EXACTLY is considered 'par' for these women? If by that they mean 'man who makes no less than $200K working a 30-hour work week, well over 6 feet tall, muscular superhuman,' then good fucking luck with that! Not even Superman himself can meet all these requirements. And they need to get the fuck over themselves with this "low effort" mess. There are men out here who WOULD be willing to…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/24 01:12 PM
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Sure, but NONE of those things are going to allow her to clone herself and go to class or work while the other stays at home to raise those two kids. I know people who have done it, and literally, the vast majority of them were with their partner.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/24 03:22 PM
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So...many...questions. How the hell is she in college to study ANYTHING with two kids at home? Either someone else is taking care of her kids or she's lying. "[I] just want to live life" Then her dumb ass should not have had kids as early as she did. Would have probably made focusing on college a LOT easier. "someone who is serious and fun AND is willing to take care of two children that aren't his own AND take care of them while I'm in class and/or studying." FTFY Do yourself a favor and swipe …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/24 12:21 PM
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"I can be whatever you want me to be" Then be...GONE!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/24 02:12 PM
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Wants no single dads AND doesn't want to contribute financially AND looks like a fucking clown?!?!??! What the ever-loving fuck is WRONG with these women????
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/08/24 12:23 AM
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Gents, just go ahead and swipe left on this one. Reading this crap made me "nawshus."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/24 02:02 AM
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My advice to her is...let it go. There isn't a midnight dark enough to conceal THAT face, much less some skin regimen!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/24 04:01 PM
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I have a strong feeling that this woman is not telling the truth about something. If she is one of those ultra rare women whose genetics allow her to still remain fuckable in her 60s, then she'd be inundated with offers for dates - no matter how big or small. If she is your run-of-the-mill 60-somethings (as I'm willing to bet she is), she probably would NOT be complaining about coffee dates because most of those women are clamoring for ANY positive male attention - however which way they can get…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/24 12:10 PM
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And men have a lot of unrealistic expectations too. Yeah....no. What the vast majority of men want in a woman are for her to be pretty, carefree and charming. Omg...that's asking for SO MUCH!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/24 01:51 AM
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"Recognize women will always be running game on you and testing your leadership..." This is true. And don't think for a nanosecond that they will 'change' when they get 'older.' Hell, when they start getting close to 40, their quest to get to the altar and have kids (if she doesn't already have them) in a year stars to become paramount.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/24 12:46 AM
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Nothing but truth in this quote. Real talk.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/24 10:38 PM
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Seems like she's given this some thought. If she wants to travel the world and focus on her career instead of setting down and having a family, that's fine. I just hope she don't bemoan us men when she hits 40 and demands an engagement ring on the first coffee date.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/24 04:20 PM
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Yeah...no. Not going down this rabbit hole. Swipe left and leave Alice in Wonderland.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/24 03:04 PM
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It's probably because her SMV has either tanked or was never as high as she presumed it to be.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/07/24 01:30 PM
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If she feels like something is wrong with her, chances are she's flying all sorts of red flags. Who's willing to bet someone has told her about this already, but she chose to NOT acknowledge it?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/07/24 10:30 AM
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Sometimes, it's far better to just keep it moving. 💯
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/24 04:44 PM
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Too many demands and not enough redeeming qualities. She seems to like birds...so flip her two of them and swipe left
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/24 12:00 AM
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Men are not the problem. We are simply having to learn how to adjust to all of the hypocritical bullshit being thrown at us.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/07/24 08:06 PM
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smart man
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/07/24 05:17 PM
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She must be uglier than Gollum from LOTR...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/07/24 05:15 PM
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I just can't with these women. They're gonna have to...wait for it...WORK for my attention. Meanwhile...swipe left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/07/24 03:53 PM
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Now it's her age. What's next? Body Count Abortions Number of defaulted credit cards And by Dumb Ass putting her name out there, who TF is going to believe her about anything - let alone dating??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/07/24 09:13 PM
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We are biologically the same. Nope. And it's probably PRETTY safe to say that there won't be any 'fireworks' going off in HER bedroom tonight!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/24 12:33 AM
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Regardless of whether the man is divorced or not, this woman is a walking red flag. China's got nothing on her!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/24 11:59 AM
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I dunno...I mean, she already has four kids. Seems like her best bet is to choose among the men who sired these kids. I'm not saying that other men will choose to treat her poorly - they just won't choose her at all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/24 10:28 AM
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You're not missing anything. Chances are...what SHE is missing are youth and beauty OR she's a complete insufferable, man-hating bitch that NO man will tolerate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/06/24 11:18 PM
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I find this extremely hard to believe. At this point, I think that I've read enough of these profiles to tell damn near all the women in this demographic the following: Check your friend zone And if there are none there, then she needs to look in the mirror and check herself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/06/24 09:52 PM
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Only sane men have the good sense to run away
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/06/24 11:59 PM
10

The only 6 this sac-o-crap needs is to run 6 miles around a track
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/06/24 02:48 PM
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So...lemme get this straight: 'Princess' is unemployed and WANTS to stay at home, so she has NO desire to return to the work force. 'Princess' ALSO wants a fit man who is not "easily offended" (read: she berates him in private and/or public and he tolerates it all) and is willing to finance her 'random projects' and 'invention ideas.' And, worst of all, sex is at HER discretion. This CLEARLY means it only ever happens whenever SHE wants it. "About [Your] Match"...well, he doesn't exist, you sill…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/24 12:51 PM
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Simply swipe left and leave her to her (imaginary) 371 things that she has to do.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/24 09:07 PM
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I'm definitely not a better person than anyone... but you're right. I shouldn't be confused. Hell, NONE of us should be.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/24 05:01 PM
36

I'm confused about this one. How the hell can someone LOOK like a victim? And furthermore, this post seems as if the OP is looking for attention and sympathy. If a man shows up to a date drunk, leave his sloppy ass there and walk TF away! And what TF was this friend doing while all of this 'groping' was going on? VERY hard to believe that a sane person would just sit there and do nothing. And a woman who has a man who is 'extremely good looking' yet 'chronically unemployed' and 'lives with an ex…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/24 01:50 PM
15

I’ve lost out on relationships due to sabotage from the woman’s friends/female siblings. This one hit home for me. Sad that women are SO quick to proclaim their individuality and independence, but are REAL QUICK to throw out a diamond for a pebble... ...or for nothing at all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/06/24 01:31 PM
90

Are women really opting out, or are they so over-medicated that they can't feel their faces, much less feelings for another man? Women are far too catty and jealous of one another to have an equivalent to the 'Red Pill.' If she can manage to get a man who is green and not keen to women's bullshit, then BAM! Money, power, access, resources, brains, brawn, and a built-in babysitter! You think they're gonna give THAT up to 'bond' with other women?? And to that single mom who went out on dates with …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/06/24 02:09 AM
30

This is the part where I would do a complete 180, walk away and NEVER look back
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/24 01:57 PM
12

She's gonna have to earn a man's attention...and with that face all she'll ever get is dissed and dismissed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/24 02:57 PM
12

"I like big BRUNCH and I cannot lie!" I bet she does. So...the man gets to pay for her brunch while she gets FREE therapy? Yeah...no. Swipe left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/24 09:50 AM
9

"A man that can take on two children that aren't his and love them as his own..." IF she is able to find that man, he's going to be much older than her and much more naive than most other men. A generous man who doesn't love his money more than his partner. The "art of wordplay" is strong with this one. "Generous" means "wealthy," and she wants him to love her more than his money because she'll be out somewhere spending his money. And in her mind, even if she blows all his money...so what? He lo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/05/24 05:07 PM
23

And often times, they do. And as they get older, those women can't even keep female friends around! Completely insufferable at their best and absolutely no fun to be around!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/24 09:52 PM
40

I'm an attorney Women who are employed in this capacity have a VERY HARD TIME separating their work life from their personal life. The few that I know couldn't get a man to stick around if she gorilla-glued his hands to her ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/24 04:29 PM
43

Hope she finds what she's looking for. However, when she finally wakes up from that dream, she's going to learn the hard way that she will not. Swipe left, gents.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/05/24 09:38 AM
15

Perhaps when she was 21. Otherwise, hell no they've NOT told her that!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/05/24 09:35 AM
120

I'm 46F. I've been told I'm [like] a unicorn, I'm a 6 on a bad day. No one has EVER told her that! Man, these chicks need to STOP LYING!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/05/24 01:35 AM
43

"I wonder if I'm in some different 'category' now?" Yup...it's called 'undesirable.' Men between the ages 44-45, is dating women over 45 different? (she's met with silence...see why below) Do you tend towards younger women maybe? FTFY
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/05/24 10:27 PM
25

When it comes to dating - especially in the Western part of the world - it's almost never worth the squeeze
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/24 02:28 PM
22

Oh sure...a tall, rich, white man is going to show up with cash and gifts for a woman who isn't even old enough to get in the club, much less have a drink in one. I stand on business. I stand on morals, principles and beauty...of which she has neither. Swipe left and leave this one to her delusional fantasy of grandeur.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/24 10:10 AM
42

This whole profile gives off a bad smell, as if she's looking to get married 90 days after the first date. Hard pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/24 06:00 PM
72

"So, at the ripe old age of 49 I am done. I am so pissed off, that no man would want to be around me anyway." Well...at least she's (somewhat) self-aware. But, alas, there's something missing. There's ALWAYS something these women are leaving out that is almost always THE REASON why these men are heading for the hills. For example, of what she is NOT aware is her stank ass attitude. I'm 98% certain these men are stepping out on her for a reason, and she's grown so accustomed to smelling her own s…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/24 01:01 AM
41

[T]hey wanted a woman who was more physically active. I assume that was code for sex. No, that was code for "you're fat AF."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/24 02:48 PM
76

Men prefer women with youth and beauty, and they're going to pursue those women who meet those standards accordingly. Deal with it! And, furthermore, men are VERY lenient when it comes to dating standards. A man can have a dating drought for years due to women's astronomically high standards. Women, on the other hand, don't have that problem. An average-looking woman can look completely disheveled and still get dates. If she has a problem attracting men, it's because she's fat, unattractive, ins…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/24 01:01 PM
19

Seriously doubt that, especially if she's taking sex off the table.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/24 12:45 AM
38

Basically, she wants an ATM machine with a six-pack. And 'no sex' on the table? Could it be because she's got the herp, the clap...or both? Regardless, this bitch is Twilight Zoning and is tweaking off some trash if she think some man with THAT much cash is gonna sign up for that nightmare!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/24 10:35 PM
31

Whoever the hell is telling these women to have kids first and THEN go find a soulmate is either: incredibly stupid, or a failure in every facet of her (yes, HER) life
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/24 10:22 AM
33

I see this type of profile all the time. The only thing these women are good for is nothing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/24 09:15 AM
65

I stopped dating a woman once when she word-vomited her entire medicine cabinet on the second date. If she did the same to those men, then it's no wonder why these guys bounced...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/04/24 03:18 PM
8

Maybe it's not her. Maybe it's Maybelline. Maybe it's mayonnaise.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/24 09:01 AM
55

I would rather be alone than date someone that lives with their parents (no matter the reason) or someone who does not have a driver's license (no matter the reason) or (yadda yadda yadda) Then...don't date those people, dumb ass! We ALL know vegans have a way of grandstanding when it comes to their dietary preferences. Add on the fact that she's overweight (by her own admission). And, if THAT wasn't enough, she kicks her female friend to the curb for telling her the truth. A woman can be fat an…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/24 03:12 PM
27

She has kids...plus I'm not a fan of the chest and neck tattoos. I'll be swiping left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/24 09:26 AM
20

The one saving grace about welfare nowadays is that it keeps a lot of these unattractive women off OnlyFans.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/24 01:08 PM
93

It blows my mind how there are so many unattractive single mothers on these dating websites openly declare their desire for wealthy AND attractive men. Even if she found HIM, he won't want HER ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/24 01:29 AM
19

I'm 28 got 4 kids And that's as far as I got before I swiped left - with the quickness
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/24 08:15 AM
14

All I got from that is she's a biggity biggity bee-yotch who can't seem to find a rich, spineless man who's willing to wife her up. Good fucking luck with that nonsense!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/24 12:26 AM
106

Women with children aren't available to do much of anything. They're (for the most part) no fun to be around. There's no time to have fun getting to know her. Playtime is over. Everything is serious with them. They want marriage and access to that man's bank account STAT. Fuck that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/24 09:15 PM
57

First of all, EVERY single mom thinks her children are perfect little angels. Second, aside from her and maybe their dad(s), who TF else cares about her kids? What WE single men see is another single mom to avoid. Find one of the dads and plead with his ass for commitment. Leave the rest of us TF alone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/24 09:12 PM
50

Women like her think she's gonna have the same outcome as Carol Brady. Problem is...that was a television script. In reality, starting YESTERDAY...that man would have to have to be more than willing to help her deal with her kids. Physically, mentally, financially...all the responsibilities their dad has (or should have). And they're all under the age of 9?!?! And heaven help him if EITHER of them don't like his ass. What man is going to sign away his life to a woman with four kids?? This sounds…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/24 09:08 PM
12

Sure. Fine. Have your standards. Whatever. But, in all honesty...who wants to bet she's leaving a LOT of information out of this? At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if these women are literally making all of this shit up!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/24 04:00 PM
37

That first response in that article said it all for me. Women CLAIM they can smell desperation...but apparently NOT when it's coming from themselves.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/24 11:54 PM
18

Or to become her benefactor
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/24 07:57 PM
16

She wants CEO Chad and Doctor Tyrone! 😫
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/24 03:20 PM
28

That is...until she wakes up from that dream and looks into a mirror at herself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/24 03:19 PM
40

In my free time WHAT free time? She's a single mom of two kids! Be ready for a relationship, have the time and flexibility necessary to date a woman with children. Um...this sentence right here is where damn near ALL single mothers get it twisted. Life is short. No man worth his salt is going to waste his time with a woman who all but tells him upfront that she is going to become a coordination nightmare. SHE should be ready to be ignored - or dumped.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/24 01:35 PM
29

This sentence right here: "He decided to pursue [other women] since he didn't feel I was interested in him because I guess we hadn't had sex in the 5 weeks we hung out." First of all, if you're dating, then you're dating. Don't say you're "hanging out."Second, unlike most women, he clearly TOLD HER what the problem was. There's no need to 'guess.' In fact, why the fuck is she having to 'guess?' She KNOWS what the problem is...or 'was' since he was smart enough to drop her. "I'm very attractive..…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/24 08:05 AM
54

I'm still young and I want to enjoy what's left of my youth with someone my own age who can keep up with me. First of all...what's left of her youth? What was she doing with the first part of it? Banging Chads and Tyrones?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/24 08:17 PM
21

Usually when a woman has to describe herself as 'attractive' yet can't seem to keep a man around even if she glued his hand to her ass, that usually means she's NOT all that attractive.She more than likely chases men away with her resume and 'strong and independent' rhetoric. And being a mom is not a 'death sentence.' However, being a single mom is usually one for her dating life. Sure, it's great that she has a good job to take care of her and her kids. But who the hell cares that she's not 'wo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/24 12:49 AM
36

Won't settle for anything less than the princess treatment, I'll support you and you support me So many problems in this statement alone. If she was truly about equally supporting a man, she could be someone's queen. But no, she reveals her true self and then tries to conceal it in the SAME sentence. She doesn't deserve court jester treatment, much less that of a princess. I'd say to her 'make up your damn mind,' but you know what? It doesn't matter. I would have already swiped left on this vaci…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/24 11:55 PM
18

Please do not call me mommy Cool. We'll call you 'Stoopid.' Love to shop And she'd LOVE for YOU to pay for "everything she wants." (cue WHAM! song)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/24 02:45 PM
22

I obviously deserve some of this. Uh...SOME?? WTF?? I don't want to sign them if it means Drew will be out of Emma's life. She doesn't get to tell him how to feel - that's not how this works. Granted, yes, it's sad that the child has to deal with this fallout. However, she should look at this this way: lots of men who abandon women and the children he sired with her simply disappear. She is at least being given child support and full custody. And now let's play the Fill In The Blank game: "Anyon…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/24 10:51 AM
41

I'm attractive but won't post photos. Maybe she's uglier than Medusa. By turning men into stone is probably the only way she can get men to get hard.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/24 08:00 PM
48

I'm hoping someone can give me insight [as to] what [is] going on here Sure, I can help. You're batshit guano. Insane in the membrane. You cannot be figured out, and it isn't the job of any man to try to decipher your shit. That being said, do us all a favor and stop dating. Happy new year...bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/12/23 11:26 PM
28

Omg this chick is exhausting! "Open my door" "Pull my chair out" What's next?? "I quit my job. Pay my bills" She needs to STFU
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/12/23 08:24 AM
8

I refuse to be held back or defined by my mistakes. And I refuse to be held back by YOU! Swipe left gents!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/23 02:06 PM
18

Why is it so hard? Look in the mirror. That is the face of a woman who is well passed her prime. I'd love to know what caused the last relationship to fall apart. Was she bored?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/23 11:01 PM
6

100% facts
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/23 10:54 PM
45

ODB (old dumb bitch, not the rapper) If she's anything like the people I know...the older women get, the faster they want to get to the altar (if she hasn't made it there yet). When women are younger, there's time for being in the moment and having a good time enjoying each other's company. But OMG...the close they get to 40, the more draconian they become. Fun's over. No good times. No excitement. ODB is "about her business" and "doesn't have time to play games." She's trying to see how long th…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/23 03:52 PM
22

She's a nebulous bunch of nerves. Hard pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/23 11:56 PM
17

She's looking for someone to bring the green to go with her red flags. Although it's the season to be giving, don't give her a second thought.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/12/23 10:20 PM
25

As a cisgendered man, If I lived in New York and I wanted to date, the first thing I'd do is move out of New York. However, a woman is struggling to find men who will stick around, much less commit to a relationship, is either delusional, lying or both.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/12/23 09:08 PM
13

The only 'ring' she'll ever get is an onion ring from Burger King On second thought, she's not even worth that
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/12/23 02:56 AM
37

Even with her deciding to withdraw, this is NOT going to help her at all. Any man worth his salt is going to look her up and find this mess out about her. She more than likely will get ghosted for the rest of her life. She shouldn't bother getting cats. They'll ghost her too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/12/23 03:53 PM
52

I'm a single mother of 6 with another on the way. Don't hit me up Trust me - we won't.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/23 12:38 AM
24

I'm sure Santa dumps a truckload of coal in her stocking every year
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/23 05:31 PM
1

he wont even have hair 10 [years] from now And in 10 years, you'll STILL be single. No man, no child support, nothing. Poor kids, poor cats.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/12/23 06:05 PM
5

Men with motivation are motivated to ask women who aren't flaunting their powerhouse careers and degrees in their faces morning, noon and night. Men without motivation are all that's left for her, and that's simply because they need a sugar mama to take care of them while they play video games or sell illicit contraband out of her home. If these women are SOOO "strong and independent," why even bother looking for a man? They can do it all themselves, right?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/12/23 06:02 PM
20

There's no way in hell she can even remotely be
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/11/23 12:09 AM
31

So here I am, a perfectly lovely human being I can see men having a hard time with dating, because as we all know, even women don't know what women want. However, this right here is often said by over-educated, unappealing women. There are men on dating apps and IRL out there looking for someone special and all they seem to get is rejected for the most trivial reasons. This woman is full of shit and in dire need of an enema.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/23 11:34 PM
6

She's 29 and can't find a man who will commit to her? She must either be: 1) fugly AF, or 2) so full of herself that no man can tolerate her, or 3) lying to get attention
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/23 11:56 PM
27

"[I'm looking] for men [for] supporting me and my 5 children." Look, if she can't get Uncle Sam to do it, and none of the fathers are stepping up...then WTF is her point?! She better go sign up for some of these upcoming holiday jobs!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/23 03:25 PM
82

So is this the new trend? Sign up for an account on a dating website and find a sugar daddy instead of just getting commitment from the man whom sired that child? It must be one helluva flex for these women to think they can pull a man whom will take care of her financially and she gives him hell in return. Too bad for them, the same platform that artificially expanded her options is the same one that exposes their true nature.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/23 01:56 PM
53

She should be lucky that man even entertained the notion of dating her. Just wait...in a couple of years, her fear is going to become a reality and we'll have a brand new cat-loving spinster on the market, folks!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/23 01:47 PM
28

Anyone else curious as to what the lineup for that day looks like??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/23 08:54 PM
101

It is beyond asinine that women have such high expectations of men but are REAL QUICK to tell us how they're "not obligated" to do anything and that WE should not be "expecting." Well guess what? If women are expecting $200 first dates, then they should expect to get their backs blown out too. Sorry not sorry.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/23 11:30 PM
114

I mean...if you state a number and THEN have to ask "is that bad?" then you're definitely going to remain single for a VERY long time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/23 12:16 PM
33

I'm blunt, forthcoming and only available every other weekend for now. No, you're dumb and you're available every other weekend because nobody in their right mind wants your ass. Alphabet of mental health shit, thank God. No, thank YOU. Thank you for confirming what we all were thinking: you're batshit guano. I'm here for a long time Too bad you can't say the same for any of your baby daddies. Why TF would any man sign up to clean up the mess all those previous men left behind? Swipe left so she…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/23 12:33 PM
62

NOT IT!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/23 01:39 PM
39

Thank god for social media. Amen to that!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/23 08:37 PM
129

Welp, now that she's been blocked by someone with whom she wanted to "build slowly" (WTF does that even mean??), she can go back to her old FWB. Oh what a minute? Did she say OLD FWB?? That means he doesn't really want her ass romantically either! Looks like she screwed herself. No more (potential) boyfriend. And soon...no more FWB. Those poor cats...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/23 07:35 PM
12

This MIGHT have made sense if there was years and years of psychological and/or physical abuse. But if she was on a triple dose of whatever-the-fuck hallucinogenic and is JUST NOW coming down from orbiting Uranus, then she got exactly what she deserved. And that's solitude. Enjoy that bed, princess.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/23 09:42 PM
38

I have no advice to offer this one. She's made her bed - after multiple trysts - and now it's time to simply leave her on the street where she belongs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/23 10:27 PM
26

Tbh she needs to get real and get a second job
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/23 01:33 PM
42

If her answer to her 'perfect partner' isn't the father(s) of her kids, then she tripped and fell off that pole one too many times onto her head.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/23 01:32 PM
30

A divorced mother with 3 kids who wants to find someone [whom will] take responsibility. Well, there are only two people here. She (allegedly) divorced one of those people. She'll find the other person when she looks in the mirror.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/23 03:00 PM
22

She better put down the fork and go buy a lottery ticket. GTFOH with that entitlement shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/23 02:59 PM
60

CAN SOMEBODY TAKE ME OFF THE MARKET Well...if your baby daddy wouldn't, then there's only one person left... ...you. That's right. YOU can take you off the market. So delete your profile and enjoy motherhood - alone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/23 01:36 PM
71

Gentlemen, I present to you...the female Nick Cannon
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/23 01:34 PM
14

...and he continued to have chicks on the side. Because honestly if he WASN'T "like that," she sure as hell wouldn't have married him!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/23 01:46 PM
32

But, do they? I'm going to be as diplomatic as I possibly can. First of all, let's bring ALL the situations of single motherhood to the forefront: out-of wedlock (sleeping around, gang banging, free happy meals, etc.) divorce widowed r@pe/sexual assault foster parent There it is. We've acknowledged (what I believe to be) all of the possibilities of how a woman could become a single mother. Now, let's take all of this off the table. See, when you do that, now you've leveled the field, so to speak…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/23 11:50 PM
223

Because he was SO fine/fun!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/23 02:33 PM
643

Hey...the truth hurts. Millionaires aren't the only men walking away. We 5-figure, 6-figure men are too. At least the disappointment and hurt she's feeling is because of poor decisions SHE made. When those women were single and carefree, I know she met a LOT of great men whom would have probably offered her commitment. But, you know...he's short. He's poor. He's "not on my 'level'" - whatever the fuck THAT means. Those men were more than likely rejected for things outside of their control or for…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/23 02:19 PM
117

I expect to be engaged within 6-12 months. LMMFAO! She needs to 'be engaged' in a gym membership!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/23 02:10 PM
118

I will say this: as shallow as she is for dumping him, she at least communicated that verbally. Many, many other women will simply ghost a man. Hopefully, he will have and continue to have absolutely nothing to do with her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/23 02:42 PM
9

Why excuse yourself? Her baby daddies didn't. They just pumped and dumped her ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/23 06:24 PM
28

Quadralingual in my spare time. Four languages? Let me guess: Chad-nese, Tyronese, fuck-a-nese and stupid shit. Thoughts and prayers to that unborn child.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/23 04:16 PM
13

6 if you include the family dog...and 7 for her oversized ego
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/23 02:28 PM
35

My 4 kids will be your kids too! - The last words this single mother said before her date took off faster than the speed of light
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/23 02:27 PM
33

What do you get when you combine gender quotas for higher education/employment and women's demands to only date men who make more than them? A bunch of over-educated, unappealing women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/23 10:33 AM
19

MEN ON HERE SUCK This is coming from a woman - a legally married woman - who has YET to file for divorce?!?!? Looking for a doormat genuine nice guy who lives close to become my ATM machine and emotional tampon and maybe even a babysitter for my forthcoming children I'm going to have with other men friends and see where it goes. FTFY. Now GTFO.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/23 07:56 AM
31

Gotdamn...this woman was completely decimated in the comments - by men AND women! I genuinely have nothing witty to say that hasn't already been stated explicitly or even implicitly. #section8vibes #welfarequeen #neversatisfied
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/23 01:47 PM
88

Her demands have got to be the biggest oxymoron ever! But then again, she comes off as a 'moron,' so I guess this makes sense...? And the bigger question is...why now? Why at the age of 39 has she finally decided to "start a new journey" with a faithful (ex-)badboy? Could it be herpes? Or genital warts?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/23 01:45 PM
9

Felon fishes for fine fate following freeing, fiercely finagling flunky. Fundamentally fund femme's foreseeable future falls on fellow's financial figures. Felon can go fornicate her own fucking self.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/23 11:44 PM
8

How about we exit stage RIGHT on this blight of society?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/23 02:54 PM
27

Come on, man...it's not even CLOSE to Halloween!! There ain't a midnight dark enough to conceal THIS level of ugly!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/23 02:53 PM
92

LMMFAO....if this isn't the quintessential definition of "dual mating strategy," then I don't know what is. Women don't even allow men to sire their OWN children. She's bringing two along with her and the third in tow...she'll just TELL everyone that baby is his. What the freak is WRONG with these women?!?!?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/23 03:06 PM
63

They'll look there once their looks fade. By then it will be too late.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/23 03:03 PM
55

This is yet another case of some woman who literally "fucked around and found out" that her SMV is tanking or has already tanked, and is now regretting living her carefree life. If she wants to get into that racket, I suppose she herself could consider dating men over 40. She probably won't though. Whatever. We don't care.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/09/23 01:54 PM
87

I work alot So do we - at avoiding train wrecks like YOU. I don't bring men around my child until I'm comfortable So...within an hour of meeting him...? I have herpes (At this point, not even Usain Bolt couldn't run faster than most sane men) don't have the energy to be apart of an open relationship or poly relationships anymore Gotdamn...did she bang EVERYBODY in town??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/09/23 01:46 PM
56

I'm not sexual and want anything sexual. Well, clearly her children aren't the product of immaculate conception. FFS. I want something that's real Then get your mind right and GET REAL. Who in the ever-loving fuck is signing up to be in an asexual relationship with a women with 2 kids in tow and another on the way?? I want someone that wants to give me all his money and I give him nothing in return be there for me and want[s] to spend time and wants to do thing[s] and not want sex or look at me …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/23 01:33 PM
27

If you ain't gonna treat me like a queen get to steppin Uh...if that kid's dad didn't treat her like a queen, then what the hell makes her think anyone else is? Hell, she's not even on my chess board - much less a pawn. So instead of 'steppin,' let's get to left-swipin' on this one. If [you're] gonna be with me [you're] gonna help me financially with my kid. No, that's the dad's job. And good fucking luck trying to find any man who's signing up for that mess!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/23 05:20 PM
4

If she wants to see a man's bank account, then she can go fornicate herself with an icepick. I'm sure she's the SAME type of chick who is NOT a golddigging leech and makes her "own damn money" too...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/23 09:25 PM
47

Good fucking luck with THAT! Swipe left and leave her to her sweet (unrealistic) dreams...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/23 02:58 PM
61

Oh man...that's not a forehead, that's an eightplex!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/23 02:55 PM
34

Drama-free 34-year-old mama of three boys This phrase ALONE demonstrates so many red flags. First of all, NO woman her age - kids or not - is exempt from drama. Hell, many of them LOVE drama so much they needlessly create it just to...I don't know...add some spice and variety to their lives...? She's got three kids. Given her comment about 'body count,' I would say there are at least three men whom have smashed. Are they around to take care of their kids? Does she even remember whom they are??? …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/23 01:46 PM
17

A single mom...with FOUR KIDS...bent over in her main profile photo. Hmmm.... Guess she wants men to kiss her ass too. Watch how fast I swipe left on this bitch. Oh wait...too late!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/23 04:28 PM
75

I have kids...I need money...and I don't want to do anything to get it. So...you created a dating profile to do your panhandling online?? Neither one of your baby daddies got the scratch, but they were all good enough to blow that back out, right? Take it or leave it. Tell you what: how about you leave us alone and go take some job applications and grow TF up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/08/23 01:19 PM
32

I suppose, but let's be real: NONE of these women are looking for love. They're looking for help. I say focus your energy and time on anything else.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/23 03:41 PM
75

Yeah...when women start bringing up money on the first couple of messages, just hit the 'block' button and KEEP THEM BROKE!!! Do NOT engage any further with her and keep it moving.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/23 02:27 PM
14

You be sounding stoopid too. Swipe left on this grammatical nightmare!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/23 03:08 PM
28

Given her VERY delusional comment about 1% of the men having a chance with her, she must be smoking weed AND crack!! Fuck that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/23 03:07 PM
16

And a biggity biggity bee-yotch to boot!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/23 05:35 PM
59

What is it with single mothers that they refuse to date single dads? If she were to find such a man, there's going to be something wrong with him. His weight. His height. His race. His looks. His finances and assets (these two are what she really want). She's already dividing by zero and thinks she's gonna get something out of it! FFS! Now, using her own words against her...single, childless men only want to deal with the woman only. Preferably one whom has NOT procreated so they can build a fam…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/23 01:07 PM
91

The guy must be willing to help her raise and nurture HER children AND be a non-smoker AND a teetotaler...and given that she is a conservative Christian he probably has to be as well. She's not asking for a 'father figure' for her children, she's asking for a miracle. Gents, you all should be swiping left much faster than the speed of light on this one!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/23 01:00 PM
21

So...if she's got a 2-month old, was she pumped-n-dumped long before the baby was born? That alone is a colossal red flag about her focus and her availability - never mind the older kid. If she can't accept the fact that the only people in her life for the rest of her life will be her two children, then that's on HER. Looks like she eliminated herself, folks. Feel free to swipe left - she's too busy changing diapers and probably won't even notice.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/08/23 03:01 PM
58

After what happened to Sir Paul McCartney, I'm surprised that there wasn't a colossal drought of Hollywood marriages. $248K per month is several times more than what most people - male or female - make in an entire year! Knowledge is power, gents. Don't do it!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/08/23 02:56 PM
40

The juice simply ain't worth the squeeze - and there's a whole LOT to squeeze with this one! Swipe right and let that overinflated ego keep her warm at night.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/08/23 05:54 PM
52

Two kids and one on the way...wow. So, is she looking for a doula too? Again, another one who needs to find her baby daddy (or one of them anyway), plead and bed for him to take her back and do whatever it takes to make it work for the sake of the kid. Can't get him to stick around? Then she's on her own. Wal-Mart is hiring, and with that face I *pray* they put her in the back stocking freight.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/23 02:04 PM
67

Because that girl doesn't smoke, party & drink with only one specific man And to add to this already-efficient literal burn, everyone has their own idea of the word 'fun.' It's a short word with a lot of interpretation and innuendo. For example, when a woman says "I'm just out having fun with the girls," they could be out flirting or fucking other men. Who's to say? Not them, of course.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/23 02:00 PM
13

She pretty much gave all the reasons NOT to date her in this profile. Men have all the information they need to swipe left without further consideration.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/23 07:40 AM
38

Karma is going to become one helluva bitch to this chick. Yeah, she's 21 and is perhaps in her best prime (physically, at least) in her life, but no man worth his salt is going to put up with a leech - no matter how good she looks. Before 25 she'll pop out a couple of kids and her dream of being some guy's sugar baby will be just that - a dream. Swipe left and leave her to dream on.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/23 10:08 AM
89

TL,DR: "My baby daddies got all the thrills and now I'm looking for somebody to pay all these bills. You down for that?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/23 10:50 PM
84

And just like that...all her subscribers canceled their subscriptions
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/23 12:16 PM
58

She and many, many other women seem to think that moving in with her significant other is something 'small.' No big deal. A 'natural progression' of events. What's the hell is her rush?? Is she getting evicted? It's not HIS fault she's getting put TF out of her spot!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/23 08:36 PM
41

I've got nothing else to add to this. The video says it all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/23 02:09 PM
85

Babies or not - NONE of these women are worth a damn, much less a second look
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/23 01:47 PM
36

I don't have a snarky comment for this one. Far too many demands for me. It's quite easy to see why the kids' dad(s) didn't stick around. Swipe left on this entitled welfare queen 👸
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/23 01:46 PM
73

I would much rather be a liberal than have to deal with her, her 2 kids, and all her crap. No thanks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/23 05:47 PM
28

I think their focus should be geared towards self-improvement rather than denigrating men and pointing out all of our flaws. Far too many women out here who think they're God's gift to men yet can't get anyone to commit to them - no matter how many of his children she's given him. Whether they want to believe it or not, it's women who control the trajectory of a relationship. All the man can do is 1) ask her out and 2) propose commitment (should things even remotely get to this point).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/07/23 02:34 PM
17

Poor woman Dumb bitch😔 no one wants her sloppy seconds 😢 FTFY
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/23 07:02 PM
268

Why is everyone so rude? Welcome to a man's world, where asking a woman on a date could get you anywhere from ignored to insulted to incarcerated! I feel like I'll be a single mother for the rest of my life Unless you find the man who sired that child and beg for him to stay with you...then you're right. Yes, you will be a single mother for the rest of your life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/23 02:27 PM
36

She's more than likely running away from her past life in the last city. For all we know, whatever name she posted on her profile isn't her actual name. And by the way, I bet in her mind...a man who "loves Jesus and is down to be a dad" is a conservative one. And guess what? He may love Jesus AND is down to be a dad - to his own damn kids. Someone clearly wasn't paying attention in Sunday school, I see....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/23 02:24 PM
34

This is one of many, many reasons why bunny ranches exist
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/23 12:57 PM
27

Not only should men NOT marry those women, they should have absolutely NOTHING to do with them. Nobody has time to be the target of some technicality or allegation that is going to ruin his career, livelihood and/or reputation down the road.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/23 12:56 PM
87

mom of 6 This right here should be enough for ALL men to swipe left and leave her in the past. But for the sake of this post, I kept reading. My ex is moving out the house and leaving me the house. I'm pretty certain he was legally forced to leave her the house. Better him than me! If [you're] serious u could move in With a woman and SIX KIDS? Bitch are YOU serious??? I do want more kids Where TF are you gonna put them? On the hood of the van?? Huge Green Day fan Yeah, I bet she is...but she's n…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/23 12:49 PM
66

I just want a traditional man who wants to be in a traditional relationship So...she's looking for a man who wants to build a life with a wife with whom he will sire his own children. Who wants to volunteer to tell her that she's probably gonna be assed out on what she wants this time?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/23 11:56 PM
19

In all honesty...the "About my Match" section should be left blank. Who TF is she kidding? Kids take up most - if not all - her time. And some guy is going to say "hey that's cool I'll wait on you however long it takes?" The sheer delusion women in her demographic have is limitless!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/23 03:36 PM
173

I'm just not comfortable having sex so soon without commitment. But she's totally cool with blowing a guy she met within an hour of meeting him. accused me of using him for time and money Well, after 45 minutes some rando got his socks blown and the other 'gentleman' only got a freaking kiss from you after three whole months of dating. He has every right to be pissed. We have kissed however. Welp, bitch, looks like you can kiss these guys and your reputation goodbye.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/07/23 03:10 PM
15

I deserve what I want No, you deserve what you got and that's being pumped and dumped. And how in the hell can she claim to be looking to "build her own family" yet states that she's looking for casual dating? THIS is probably how she got herself into this shitshow she calls "her life."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/23 06:24 PM
11

...and I'll return the favor ​ The only thing she can do for anyone is STFU. And I'm willing to bet 10-to-one that's one of many reasons why the kids' dads didn't stick around.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/23 10:41 PM
83

The only dates women like her deserve are... ...no dates.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/23 12:50 PM
23

think this app is stupid I'm pretty sure some of us think SHE is stupid for thinking that she's gonna land any man who's going to accept her, her kid AND the one she's having. looking for friends and see where things go For a more accurate statement, replace 'friends' with 'financial help.' Oh and since you found me, get off my dick this is YOUR fault NT. Actually, she probably should start being nicer to that guy. No sane man is going to take her and her kids in and make a family of his own, be…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/23 12:45 PM
16

Profiles like hers are totally worthless. NO man worth his salt is going to sell himself short to become a 'father figure' for a woman's child(ren) while she's off some place being a 'free spirit.'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/23 12:35 PM
25

...and he's always smiling (back) at me Are you SURE he's smiling at YOU and not your (much cuter) girl friend standing behind you? I would suggest to her to work on losing 50 pounds and see if that makes any difference. If it does, then that alone should become motivation for her to continue on her journey. If not, then she is indeed a homely woman and no amount of weight loss is going to compensate for that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/23 01:44 PM
13

She ain't worth shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/23 04:52 PM
16

Oh this woman can go to hell quicker than she'll find a man with HALF this criteria.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/23 01:31 PM
48

I don't even think those women even get a cold shoulder. They don't see any single men in the congregation anymore. When women screw their lives up SO bad they're willing to damn near do anything or go anywhere to find help, um, 'love,' then going to church is not off limits for them. Hell, there are YouTube videos online that show women in church singing 'All The Single Ladies' by Beyonce. If any of those women were smart or even true followers of the word, then MAYBE they should have sought ou…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/23 01:30 PM
37

Be real with me and I'll be real... Okay. You're ugly in the face and your attitude freaking reeks of manure. single mom of 4 kids...with twins on the way Seriously, has she NOT heard of 'birth control?' no dad in the picture No way! She's SUCH A CATCH!! Is anyone really surprised though? 🙄 definitely not sending nudes so don't ask Actually, she needs to send me some Pepto Bismol. Her face is making my stomach turn. Someone needs to tell her to delete this profile and go buy a couple of crosswor…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/23 07:07 PM
27

Folks, stand your ground...we've got another one out on the loose! Keep her broke and leave her ass on the street!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/23 06:59 PM
9

Or drive. Or graduate from high school. Or drink alcohol. It's a real damn shame when it happens, too. That girl's life is over before it's hardly begun.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/23 10:02 PM
41

"who doesn't make mistakes at 16?" Lots of people do. That's how you learn. BUT...if I'm to be honest here, there's a genuine difference between 'making a mistake' and 'fucking up.' Bob didn't fuck up, she did. He nor any other man other than the one whom sired that child should be obligated to help clean up her mess.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/23 02:27 PM
33

What the hell am I doing wrong? She's still trying to date. She needs to give up. Hopefully she doesn't get any pets - they deserve so much better. Is this unusual? Not for women in her age bracket. And guess what? It's more than likely NOT going to magically get any better for her. And yes I have a therapist but she really hasn't been very useful. Her therapist is not a magician. She can't work miracles for a patient who expects the world to kiss her entitled ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/23 02:09 AM
60

Well, there actually ARE liberal men who wouldn't mind doing some - or even most - of the things she wants. The problem is many women who identify as such have a tendency to change their minds and feelings faster than the speed of light, and if that man can't keep up then he will instantly get gaslighted and eventually they will part ways. I bet you 10-to-one if she checked her Friend Zone she'd find the men she's looking for.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/23 12:29 PM
26

I don't expect much at all. Good! This means she won't be offended when no other sane man signs up to have anything to do with her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/23 02:08 PM
37

My jaw dropped after reading the first three. And then I realized "oh shit, there's MORE?!?!" To her credit (and it's not saying much) but she at least KNOWS she's a mega dumpster fire. There are SO many other women - from the streets to the executive suites - who are just as bad if not worse.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/23 02:06 PM
25

Folks, I've been working, working, working up to this point and now I want marriage and a family. Is it too late for me? Yup Please keep responses classy. Please STFU and stick a fork in your ass because you're done.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/23 09:31 PM
15

The only thing that's matching her energy is the local Golden Corral
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/05/23 01:06 AM
22

Call me crazy...but why does it seem that the women who complain about the 'dating pool' all seem to have OOW children?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/23 12:16 PM
9

That and an entire football team
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/23 08:19 PM
13

He will if his name is Cick Nannon.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/23 08:13 PM
33

Step yo muthafuckin cookies up before they crumble, bitch So...okay...after he's, um, "squirted his milk all up in her cookie" how much do you all wanna bet he'll be nowhere to be found while she's rearing that child by herself?? Her cookies must not be all that fresh.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/23 03:00 PM
25

She can't put 2 and 2 together because she is 2 blind 2 see that she's pretty broken. Maybe I am just wired to be attracted to men that are out of my league. You mean "men that don't exist." How about "you're just wired to be batshit guano." P.S.: A "very young" 41-year old...is still 41 years old!! I can see any and all of her friends severing ties with her by next year at the rate she's going.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/05/23 09:40 AM
104

I never understood why women 'grill' men on Date #2. You can't have Date #1 be an actual 'date' and turn Date #2 into a background/criminal check. Personally I've been on too many of those types of dates to be sympathetic to anyone anymore. I would have said Sorry, I apparently came to an interrogation, not a date. Therefore I will not answer any more of these questions until I talk to my attorney. and then get up and leave.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/23 02:24 PM
20

Okay, whatever. She didn't accept that date - from HIM. I'm pretty sure if she met someone on here who was insanely attractive in her eyes, she would have banged him that night and moved in with him that following weekend. Now...let's say that very same guy put he brakes on his intentions and gave her the coffee date she suggested. Guess what?? She'll STILL complain about how he made 'no effort' and there goes another man in her Friend Zone to be used for utility purposes only. Perhaps she shoul…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/23 12:18 PM
33

1 child = 1 strike Three strikes? You're OUT!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/23 08:54 AM
78

I'd probably still go on dates but not have sex and not engage in fwbs So...she wants men to just provide her with free food and/or entertainment and all he gets out of it is the 'pleasure' of being in her presence?? WTF is wrong with women?!!??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/23 05:58 PM
30

...hoping to find someone who loves to laugh as much as I do. Oh everyone's laughing...but they're laughing AT her. She needs to shift her focus to traveling around the world to find her baby daddy and make HIM pay for her upkeep and his responsibility. Swipe left on this one, and remember to laugh before you do.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/23 01:33 PM
36

It turns out he's actually very interested in me, and it's making me feel so bad that it's now unrequited on my end. Sounds like she is TRI-polar and probably was high on some drug(s). Let that guy go find someone who is sober and sane enough to love him for him. No one has time for this "here today gone tomorrow" attitude from unstable women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/23 09:00 PM
25

I would say she once looked like a woman who had potential to become 'wife material,' but as we ALL know crazy bitches generally don't self-identify. I'll give her this: not only did she self-identify, she dropped a quarter million dollars to let the whole damn world KNOW she's batshit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/23 02:56 PM
16

We all want LOTS of things in life. Doesn't mean we're gonna get them all. You reap what you sow and how one presents themselves is what they attract. And with that filtered face, the only thing she's gonna get is clowned.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/23 02:53 PM
77

I’m only used for sex and I can’t seem to form deeper emotional bonds "I am broken. Avoid me like the plague." FTFY
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/23 02:39 PM
7

At this point we definitely need to stop giving women like her attention.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/23 01:23 PM
26

I'm not crazy Okay. You're not 'crazy,' you're 'cray cray.' And her list of demands is wild, but it's probably not as long as her list of prescription meds. Swipe left. Peace out, cub scout.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/23 03:47 PM
104

Cam shows, OnlyFans/Fansly, Chaturbate...and, if all else fails, she'll send you her Ca$$$happ. Women accuse men of having ulterior motives, but no one is supposed to say shit when women have them (i.e., gimme gimme gimme money). Hopefully that guy blocked her, and good on him if he truly did.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/23 02:46 PM
10

There may be one male that won't care about her profession - a male cat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/23 08:00 AM
215

It's kinda sad to see so many successful and intelligent men be constantly rejected or ghosted for trivial things, yet these same men are reprimanded for not taking on some has-been's past drama, mental issues, debts and children. There's a word for that, and it's called redemption. You can't fix stupid and it's not your job to make sense out of crazy. Just leave the hoes on the streets - where they belong!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/23 01:59 PM
16

"Supper nice??" She's gonna be SUPER lonely for quite some time. At least she's got her kid to keep her company.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/23 01:52 PM
12

I give them two years tops
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/23 01:20 PM
27

Looks like it's time for her to 'switch it up a bit' and get a cat, because that's the ONLY way any pussy is purring in her home.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/23 04:43 PM
54

Of course! Get an older man! NOT because she has a genuine connection with him as a human being and a suitable mate, but because there's a greater chance he'll have mucho dinero to spend on her trips. He'll burn up all his PTO and savings within months, only to watch her walk away afterwards. FFS why even bother?!?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/23 12:56 AM
92

...I'm more than the people I've slept with. Somehow I doubt that, especially since NONE of those 37 men thought enough of you to stick around. Why are millennials like this? There it is, gents. When women are ever presented in a negative light, it's ALWAYS someone else's fault. I'd rather find someone a bit older and more secure for my future. Translation: I'd rather find someone a bit older and more secure assets, money and resources to sustain me while I work on getting that body count to tri…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/23 12:36 PM
25

How about I simply swipe left and wash my hands of all this bullshit?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/23 02:35 PM
7

She's not 38. She's done. Game over.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/23 05:06 PM
16

They can think what they want to think. Feel however they want to feel. I'd settle for them not whining and complaining after they've finally realized they've priced themselves out of the dating market. Because the Wall is coming...and when it does, feeling 'shallow' will become the least of her worries. Replace 'shallow' with 'lonely' and about 2-3 cats and that will become their reality.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/23 12:41 AM
28

There has to be something else that she's NOT admitting. She must be an absolute nightmare of a date. Attitude, entitlement, co-dependency...the list goes on.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/23 11:11 AM
50

In short, spend your money on her and you say nothing to her that is in opposition of that. That's not a healthy relationship between two adults - not even close.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/23 01:55 PM
43

Commenter 2 is all talk. The reality is there are very, very few men who are willing to sign their lives away to someone who has little to offer and stands to gain damn near everything should things go south.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/23 01:53 PM
79

She's barely legal and is already ruined. No thanks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/23 01:51 PM
123

Nice guys give her the ick Chads get to give her the dick Women like her make me sick
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/23 01:18 PM
7

It's a trap! You KNOW this one's got her fingers crossed! She may not be 'in the closet,' but that's probably because she's got so many damn skeletons in hers! Debts? Abortions? Wild parties with randos? For her to state all the things men want to hear, there HAS to be an endgame. Swipe left and let her keep praying that her past (XXX video) doesn't come to light.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/23 02:26 AM
35

She may be genuine in her inquiry, but for what it's worth it's best to just ignore her. Let her continue on down that rabbit hole of dipshittery. Women like her don't deserve the time of day.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/23 07:27 PM
21

Nobody has time to deal with batshit guano indecisive women. I know that guy is going to experience some heartache and pain after cutting her off but better to do it now rather than after the marriage with her walking away with half his shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/23 05:02 PM
22

"I don't wanna live like that for the rest of my life." I'm sure she did him one helluva favor, because I wouldn't want to look at her face for the rest of my life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/23 12:07 PM
20

Yeah...whatever she's on has got her so fucked up that she somehow thinks some guy is gonna magically fall out the sky and become her personal ATM/servant for her and her kids. She needs to go find one of her baby daddies and demand that of HIM!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/23 03:36 PM
32

Single for 10 years? Feels like she's GONNA get eliminated from 'musical chairs??' Um...whether it's because she's grotesque, insanely picky or both; it's her own damn fault. Why should we men care at this point?? Go learn how to knit and leave it at that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/23 02:55 PM
15

Again...if the men who sired her children aren't sticking around, why expect that from anyone else?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/23 04:55 PM
17

It is socially impossible for a woman to be fat, unattractive AND a c***. And who really needs to fuck her? Hasn't she done that to herself already?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/23 04:52 PM
50

The three 6's is all she lists on her profile description. Why is that? Because she clearly has nothing to offer anyone. Swipe left and leave her to the streets - where she belongs!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/23 02:24 PM
29

Rejecting only 90% of the men? That's much lower than what I anticipated!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/23 02:22 PM
84

"Golden retriever vibes" Is she saying he'll be loyal, or he'll become her obedient servant? In either case, he's better off without her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/23 02:21 PM
40

Looking for someone that wants to step up to be the dad. Then...go find that 'casual hookup' and demand that of HIM! And why state that she's "newly pregnant?" Oh wait, I know why! Because she's going to demand commitment from him so she won't look stupid and imply that the kid is his! Little does she know no man is signing up for that shit. Why? Because no man is that stupid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/23 02:32 PM
3

Solution: find a gay male friend I swear, women make this world SO much harder than it has to be.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/23 11:23 AM
9

This woman is wasting everyone's time. Does she not have any male acquaintances whom she can use, I mean, put in this situation? No one else uses the phrase 'Netflix-n-chill' literally. Swipe left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/23 11:22 AM
8

Very sad state of affairs when women are choosing the incarcerated over the intelligent
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/23 05:23 PM
12

She's simply not worth my time and effort. Swipe left and have a great weekend.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/23 08:30 PM
11

Or young, dumb and full of cum
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/23 04:29 PM
48

​ ...seeking someone financially stable and hard-working... I bet she is. Those 3 kids aren't gonna feed themselves. And tuition is expensive nowadays. She better call Uncle Sam and ask him for a bailout. I'm good over here!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/23 03:21 PM
35

​ Whether the sex was great with them or not Chances are this is part of the problem. She could possibly be absolutely horrible in bed if no one is sticking around afterwards. And I find it extremely hard to believe that every single man whom she's dated in the past couple of years has pumped-n-dumped her. There's gotta be something she's not telling here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/23 03:18 PM
15

That cop knew how to take a 8+
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/23 02:01 PM
24

She flaunts her salary and asset value on her dating profile for a reason - to inform men of what she brings to the table and anything HE brings must equate to MORE. Her male friends think she's a 8+? Seriously? Does she have ANY friends??? She can make all the money she wants but there are three things it won't get her: a loving relationship, a warm masculine body, and a hard dick Hope her bank account and passport can keep her warm at night.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/23 12:16 PM
13

She's turned her dating profile into a monologue therapy session. Sad thing is...she'll STILL get replies from men. Not from me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/23 12:57 PM
12

I'm fairly certain she, at some point, was on meds. And I'm also willing to bet at this point, she's probably immune to them. Maybe she can use Illustrator or Photoshop to draw herself a man whom is willing to put up with her sorry ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/23 10:52 PM
1

Brings new meaning to 'RAM truck' doesn't it?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/23 03:02 PM
9

Judging from the looks of these pictures I can see why her husband is leaving her. Yikes!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/23 04:30 PM
10

I could be wrong, but this profile has 'trap' vibes to it. Married with kids but not cheating (so she says)...sex is off the table (yeah sure) and somehow this is okay? How about I find a single, childless and available woman with whom to spend my time?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/23 04:29 PM
11

Ask me whatever if you want to know! Yeah, what is your major malfunction?!?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/23 04:27 PM
11

I can't go for NONE of that! No can do. Actually, fuck no.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/23 04:25 PM
27

Don't get your hopes up. Yeah, really. And neither should she. Swipe left and forget this mess.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/23 04:23 PM
24

"I don't [and] I won't see color so stop asking me if I date [black men] I see it as [your] hung up on color [and] making a white girl [notch] in your belt [and] I'm not interested in that type" First and foremost, a 42-year-old woman should have a better grasp of grammar than this. Second, why don't women just say what it is they're looking for in a man?!?! I'll never understand why women spew all this vitriol about what they're NOT looking for. All that shows me - or any rational man for that …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/23 02:50 AM
32

She's got more red flags than TWO Chinese communist parades! Drop whatever it is you're doing and swipe left on this one!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/23 02:42 AM
18

out-of-wedlock
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/23 03:01 PM
27

Agreed. Except that hole on the right needs to be much larger since so many of these women have given birth to OOW children.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/23 12:44 PM
12

I've also found that a lot of women whom are divorced (maybe even twice) before 30 often times state that the reason why is because 'we were young.' IMHO that's a weak ass excuse and conceals the truth. If she/he or both of them were 'young' then why the hell are you (both) making such a big decision to marry and have children if you aren't ready for that responsibility?? The other thing I didn't like is her underhanded comment about her ex. So what if he's still single from the divorce? Maybe h…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/23 10:54 AM
14

She's right - I shouldn't have to settle for someone with HSV and kids. I should throw her out just as she threw caution (and birth control) to the wind!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/23 09:07 AM
35

Props and shout-outs to this guy in an ongoing effort to KEEP THEM BROKE!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/23 07:13 PM
48

You are here to raise a child, to teach it about words and weather and the crime of double-dipping. You can show a kid how to be in the world – to teach him to be a person who stands up from his porch and asks, "Need a hand?" You know to whom she SHOULD be saying this? Her kid's biological dad. What will you get out of it? Nothing. What will YOU get? A flipped bird. Bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/23 05:13 PM
17

We already know she's coming for all the cats and dogs once she realizes post-menopause how wrong she's been all this time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/23 12:26 PM
12

She's an inspin and a has-been
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/23 10:43 PM
27

Women like her deserve a lifetime sentence of solitude
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/23 03:58 PM
14

10,000 men?? She better start dating aliens...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/23 02:27 PM
21

Gotdamn....just go get a dog
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/23 11:40 PM
10

A-freakin-men to that!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/01/23 06:22 AM
10

It's going to gut him when I file for divorce. It's going to gut her even more when she realizes that she's more than likely NEVER going to find another man who will be 'masculine' AND treat her just as good or better than her husband.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/01/23 06:07 AM
14

She seems pretty aware that she's last week's garbage dump. Neither one of the baby daddies stuck around, much less committed. Shit...if THEY don't want her why the fuck would anyone else?? Why bother creating a dating profile??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/23 10:01 PM
45

One thing that annoys the fuck out of me when it comes to these women on dating websites is that they'll have 1-2 'bad' experiences and then they'll simply throw in the towel. Bitch, that's what the 'block' button is for! If he's out of pocket, USE IT!!! Women know absolutely nothing about having to try to connect with a complete stranger over and over again for months with maybe 1-2 responses every 6-8 months. See what THAT feels like!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/23 11:28 PM
4

I agree. However, back in the days when men had to send messages to women, knowing something like this would have saved me a LOT of wasted time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/23 08:41 AM
21

A dick. She's a fucking dickhead.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/22 05:49 PM
34

Sounds to me like she's already resolved her own dilemma. No man is good enough. Everyone is broken beyond repair. Would rather stay single and enjoy her 'me' time. If she's got it all figured out, why bother trying to date?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/22 11:31 AM
42

Seeking a non-prenuptial marriage This is a sure-fire way to guarantee singledom. Anyway...good luck with that shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/22 09:52 AM
4

What is it? What am I not getting?? She'll get one of two things: fucked or fucked over She's NOT getting the exclusive relationship nor commitment nor marriage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/22 02:24 AM
11

Gonna go with 'hell no' and left swipe on this chick.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/22 10:50 PM
34

I like the CPS comment. That's EXACTLY what I would've done.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/22 05:49 PM
31

Maybe I'm worrying for nothing and my son ends up being my husband's. Lady...you just posted on Reddit and told everyone that your situation is genuine cannon fodder for The Maury Show. Are you looking for praise and attention? Do you want a fucking cookie?? You claim to be 'happily married,' but somehow I doubt that's gonna last for much longer once your husband finds out. WTF is wrong with these dumb bitches?!?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/22 11:54 PM
9

25/800 is more effort than I would have imagined. Most women seem to stop trying after 3 or 4.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/12/22 01:39 AM
136

It's funny that women can have a sexual preference but when men have them it's a sexual prejudice. Women can reject men for the silliest reasons - if any reason at all. And that's okay?? Whether it is or not, there isn't anything those men can do aside from having nothing more to do with them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/22 11:59 AM
72

There are SO many other women who need to see the second part of her video and GET REAL with themselves. Low-value (and, to a lesser extent, middle and high value) women need to start to look inward and truly ask themselves 'what can I offer anyone and what do I truly bring to the table?' There are a whole lot of women out here with post-baccalaureate degrees and six-figure salaries who couldn't dunk a man in gorilla glue to make his ass stick around. Intimidation? Nope. Feminism and overvaluing…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/12/22 03:41 PM
59

I have 6...children. Yikes. Ever hear of 'birth control,' bitch? I'm really tired of going through this stress That's what you get for letting an entire basketball team run a train on you. I know my worth and what I bring to the table...[someone] gave me [h]erpes Really? Do you?? A downtrodden low-value single mom with six kids, herpes AND a vagina wide enough for the Titanic to sail through. What the ever loving fuck makes her think ANY man - regardless of race - is going to sign away his life …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/12/22 01:13 AM
4

A woman who only posts head and shoulder photos is the size of a beluga whale - that seems to be a pretty consistent fact. And it doesn't help AT ALL when the woman resembles Ralphie May.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/22 08:58 AM
9

men of means will shell out their resources to absolutely anyone Then I must be mean because I say she and her bougie ass attitude need to crawl her ass back in her shell - where she belongs
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/22 08:51 AM
56

First and foremost, she's not 39. Possibly 49, but not 39. Relationship[s] these days are harder Yeah? Could it be because women demand the impossible from men while offering little to nothing themselves? I don't want your money, I have my own Men don't give a shit if women have their 'own' money. All that really means is she expects him to spend his and she saves hers. All these allegedly well-to-do, over-educated, over-the-hill women often times offer little to nothing else and are baffled as …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/11/22 09:31 PM
26

I'd rather die alone. Well...rest in peace, bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/22 01:23 AM
8

She looks batshit guano. No wonder Tyrone is gone!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/22 12:44 PM
7

Unless she's bringing other cuter women to the table, I give this one a fast hard pass on that ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/22 12:09 AM
3

That's right!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/22 10:13 PM
29

It will NEVER happen! This pro belongs on the street - where she belongs!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/22 09:52 PM
28

"maybe find a new friend and hang out or maybe something more" Yeah, like a new emotional tampon and/or wallet. And he's right - he IS walking into a bunch of drama. And I'm fairly certain what she told him is just the tip....of the iceberg, that is. No thanks, princess.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/22 09:44 PM
24

Why bother giving her hints? She's 40 years old. If she hasn't figured it out by now, she never will. Let her continue to grab her ankles and get thrown out on the street - where she belongs!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/22 04:30 PM
3

Who wants to bet one of those Chads gave her a 'gift' she can't get rid of??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/22 11:16 PM
26

The meme is 100% accurate. In addition, when they get older they're gonna end up hating men in both demographics. The Chads won't want her because they've got more attractive options and the guys in the FriendZone will reject her in return for the vitriol she gave them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/22 11:15 PM
8

If you know I'm out of your league clearly out my fucking mind then go ahead and swipe left unless you're gonna sub. FTFY...bitch. Hopefully her soon-to-be-ex-husband gets full custody of those kids. They deserve better.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/22 06:24 PM
1

Nice ass, but I'd have to pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/22 11:44 PM
52

Women are forever alone because they want this one thing: more
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/11/22 09:34 PM
71

The 19 can't be her age. Maybe that's her body count.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/11/22 06:23 PM
16

I plan on having another child in 2 years with or without a partner. Given her attitude, I'm putting my money on 'without.' And it'll be double trouble for the next guy who comes along because he will NOW have to pay for two OOW children whom aren't his. Why is she even on a dating website? Just go get pumped-n-dumped and get it over with!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/11/22 01:31 AM
10

I want my child to have everything So do you, princess. GTFOH with this shit!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/22 03:28 PM
63

So women, does he have to look good standing next to you AND take care of your needs in the bedroom too?!?! AND he has to stand six feet tall? AND he had to be packing (more than) 6 inches? AND he has to make over $100,000? Does the requirement list EVER end?? You can't have it all!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/22 03:25 PM
27

Men with common sense are going to run far, far away from this behemoth and her laundry list of demands.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/22 09:04 PM
38

gorilla grip pussy If her pussy was THAT tight, she wouldn't have been able to lose the first guy who experienced it. I suggest she take up some hobby, because at this point she could try putting some gorilla glue inside that grand canyon of hers and the men STILL won't stick around.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/22 12:08 PM
8

For all we know she's getting (some) attention from men and they don't meet most (if any) of her superficial standards.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/22 09:16 PM
9

Nah, don't do that to the cat, or any pet for that matter. They all deserve much better than this contradictory nightmare.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/22 01:05 AM
5

Stick a fork in her and her oversized ego - she's done. She needs to do the world a favor and delete ALL her online profiles and go Netflix-n-Haggen Dazs the rest of her life away.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/22 12:59 AM
36

You ever notice when women post those "never beg for love" or "never settle" memes, they actually mean the complete opposite of the message? This woman is literally the Hunchback of Golden Corral. Who in his ever-loving right mind would want to sign up for all this PLUS a stank ass attitude PLUS an adolescent??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/22 02:26 PM
4

A single mother who likes to travel on your dime and spend time with her family while you are working double shifts to pay for aforementioned trips. FTFY Swipe left gents.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/22 09:13 PM
31

If she's so horny and has such a high libido, then why not just forgo any meaningful exclusive romantic relationship and become the community pump-n-dumpster?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/22 09:11 PM
19

I say leave them to the streets with their singular insult. Meanwhile, that guy will be off with all his cash, his access and his resources as well as his good health and state of mind.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/22 09:04 PM
20

Far too many demands for literally NO reward. Swipe left and leave her complaining ass to the streets.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/10/22 12:40 AM
66

It blows my mind why these women choose drama over dependability. And surprises over stability. If he was an average-looking guy who majored in a STEM subject and made great money, she wouldn't give him the time of day. He'd be too....boring. Thoughts and prayers to all the children involved here - and other similar situations.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/22 11:40 AM
67

This chick is disabled AND grossly overweight. It's one thing to be 'thicc' but when you require a breathing apparatus then there clearly is a problem. She needs to stop trying to date and start working on her damn self.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/22 11:58 AM
14

How are you? I have 2 kids. Done! NOPE!!! Swipe left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/10/22 11:53 PM
11

"The money is amazing" yet she "[doesn't] think it was truly ever meant for [her]??" If she genuinely felt that way she wouldn't be celebrating her two year anniversary!!! Who the hell is she kidding??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/10/22 02:06 AM
10

Well...if she wants it her way, then the only 'king' she's gonna get is Burger King
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/22 12:24 AM
19

How many times have women proclaimed their wants and needs, find men who meet damn near all of them (if not more) and those guys still end up in the friend zone?? At least she KNOWS why she's being rejected! Since she knows the problem, why not fix it??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/22 10:31 AM
24

There's NO convincing women like her. They just KNOW they're absolutely perfect in every way. And yet they continually ask "where are all the perfect men like me?" Thoughts and prayers to her future therapists and cats.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/22 12:57 AM
23

Don't give this a second thought. Just swipe left. This woman is a complete waste.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/22 12:38 PM
3

"hey sexy" Oh how degrading! Should he say "hey bitch!" instead??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/22 04:04 PM
3

Gents, pump and dump this one. And if you can't pump her, just dump her. Leave her to the streets. She's not worth the headache.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/22 07:37 AM
7

Good for you! Continue on with the BTB (block that bitch) campaign!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/22 10:06 PM
61

Unfollowed?? He's far nicer than I am. Personally I would've blocked her from every social platform to Siberia. She would know NOTHING of me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/22 10:09 AM
61

This bitch is a social justice nutjob. Swipe left and be quick to forget this one.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/09/22 12:11 AM
37

"drinking buddy" means "some dumb ass who will buy her free booze" What the freak is the actual POINT of contacting her??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/09/22 12:09 AM
16

Someone should've slipped her a little birth control in her drinks
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/22 11:30 AM
16

There is ZERO upside nor benefit to this. Swipe left. Onward to the next.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/22 08:14 AM
15

Drop her and block her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/09/22 09:00 PM
12

The bad boys...but I'm so ready for something real... Her real priorities are in the order written. A real damn shame. Poor kid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/09/22 06:51 PM
59

If a situation ever benefits women, then it's somehow permissible and should be accepted. UNTIL it does NOT. Once it no longer benefits them, then and ONLY then is it ever a 'problem' or 'concern.' Demand 'equality,' BUT with terms, conditions and exceptions. SMMFH
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/22 12:35 PM
4

If she's given up on dating on there, then that must mean that no man want to deal with her solipsistic ass. Delete the profile, buy some cats and call it a day.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/09/22 01:04 AM
1

Reverend Mateo...boy you better PREACH!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/09/22 07:33 PM
16

I would've unmatched her or put the block on her ass AFTER that first smart ass comment.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/09/22 05:10 PM
14

C'mon Mr. Right, where are you He's non-existent, just like your baby daddies and birth control.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/09/22 05:09 PM
2

Short, fat, bad teeth. Welp, this chick is gonna make a KILLING on Halloween! Wouldn't need makeup nor a costume. Just be her ugly fat ass self!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/22 09:35 PM
9

She sounds very self-centered and selfish...and perpetually single.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/22 11:43 AM
8

walk over to your room and start packing your bags Whatever, bitch. I'M the man of this house! GTFO!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/22 12:10 PM
34

The cost-benefit analysis for this single mom yields...nothing. No surprise here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/22 11:02 PM
10

A waitress, I see. Well, she can serve deez nuts. Never mind, I've already swiped left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/22 09:28 AM
2

Too. Damn. Unstable. Swipe left. There's nothing to see here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/22 02:03 AM
31

I'm not sure what I'm doing on here. Me neither. Your kid's dad doesn't want you, so why the hell would anyone else want to pick up from where he RAN off??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/08/22 03:12 PM
27

TL,DR: "I got pumped-n-dumped and need an ATM machine to provide for me and my kid."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/22 08:18 PM
10

lord knows I kno how to make a man happy If this was true, her first baby daddy would've put a ring on it. And now, no sane man wouldn't put an onion ring on that finger! I'm good. Swipe left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/22 06:00 PM
25

Of course she's not looking for a "fuck buddy!" She's already been knocked up by HIM! Now that she's carrying some other man's seed - whomever he is - NOW the next guy will be responsible for literally everything else. And BOOM all of a sudden he's on the hook for child support! Who wants to sign up for that shit?!?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/22 02:11 PM
9

You can't reason with delusional, broken women. Swipe left and don't give her a second look.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/08/22 11:11 PM
19

No I don't want you to raise my kid Sure, okay. But she didn't say she wouldn't mind you sending her money to take care of her and/or the kid, oh my bad I mean "just because." Sarcastic af...harsh humor Could explain why that kid's biological dad isn't around anymore. If a hookup is all you want I'm not your girl Yup. Playtime is over. NOW it's time to "get serious" and get some sucker, I mean, saint to come along with loads of money to give her and pay for 'adventures' - whatever the hell THAT …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/22 03:16 PM
30

I hope she goes to hell and burns like the bitch she is.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/22 02:24 PM
108

Seven kids AND still banging, um, living with her ex?!?! Hard pass on that ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/22 08:24 PM
21

Where the good men at?? Where you aren't.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/22 06:07 PM
2

Sad, but very true
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/08/22 11:54 AM
8

I lost a best friend benefactor Yup. This is probably accurate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/08/22 12:33 AM
6

I'm well aware of that, but that in NO WAY justifies her asking for some stranger to foot 100% of her college costs so SHE can be free from debt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/22 07:55 PM
46

I am looking for support financially as my college life is right around the corner and I don't want too much debt Um...ever hear of FAFSA, grants and scholarships?? Instead of researching on what she can do on her own to finance her college education, let's see if she can find a man (or men) whom are dumb enough to throw thousands of dollars to a woman they haven't even met?? For what it's worth, she might as well do herself a favor and drive straight to the strip club.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/22 02:26 PM
9

I mean...there isn't much else to say here. That woman literally solved her own dilemma. She better get crackin' on crankin' out that content!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/22 01:17 AM
74

Wow...right off the top. She's got kids. Currently pregnant with another. And she's looking for a pro bono handyman. Yeah...no.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/07/22 09:14 PM
17

I guess I'm just a [whore] in most men's eyes She might be passed her days of sleeping around, but what she doesn't realize is that now all that's probably left is a shell of that once beautiful and vibrant woman she was long ago. Now whomever signs up to commit to her will have to suffer from all of the mental anguish, pain, suffering, anxiety, depression, debts and fallout from her past - and not just semen from her vagina. I know that no adult is without baggage, but is that really fair to th…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/22 07:51 PM
7

"Just two kids" Um...do you want a cookie, bitch? I've got your "just" right here. I'm gonna JUST swipe left on your ass and "keep it pushing!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/22 10:14 PM
20

Her entire profile screams "HELP!!!" to me. And even though she's looking for someone 'special,' I don't think she's worth the effort - aside from swiping left on her entitled ass, of course.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/22 12:40 PM
7

She has a better chance at dividing by zero and getting something from that!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/22 10:05 PM
10

I always wanted a family and kids of my own. Welp...she could adopt. But given her lack of maturity, she'd be better off not adopting.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/07/22 09:55 PM
17

I have an old soul No you have a fucked up view of dating and relationships. Is it any wonder why the dads of these children are NOT around?!? transplant nurse Man, she oughta quit with this shit. The only things getting transplanted are sperm cells from multiple donors into her birth canal. Swipe left and peace out of this cub scout.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/22 12:56 AM
21

No sex here Welp...there goes 100% of all the men who'd ever consider her. And who the hell is she kidding?? If there is a man who meets any one of her offending criteria also had a lotta cash or an expensive car, she'd jump his bone like a Flintstone!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/07/22 11:31 AM
17

I've spent so much time working on myself (mentally and physically)...sick and kinda foggy brained She's 'sick' all right - in the head.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/07/22 11:37 PM
5

Only interested in [h]onest, [l]oyal, [g]enuine men that have their lives in order men with lots of money and are more than willing to freely give all of it to me, my kids and my dog Figures. Flip her the bird and swipe left...word.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/07/22 11:03 PM
1

She's been running her big fat trap for far too long.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/07/22 01:08 PM
6

This woman and any other who feels the same way she does can go jump off a very short pier.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/22 10:38 PM
9

When a woman has to 'crowdsource' to find someone...SHE is the fucking problem! After reading HALF of this, I was exhausted! What man is going to want to put up with a woman her age, much less one who seems to suffers from one helluva case of FOMO?!?! Swipe left and leave this boss on the boulevard - where she belongs!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/22 12:11 PM
21

What is with these women who claim to want a relationship but tell guys off the top that she "likes her alone time?!" Why not just tell men "I'm looking for beta cucks with lotsa bucks" and be done with it?? Meanwhile, swipe left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/22 07:46 PM
10

Not looking to be anyone's anything. She's not worth the time. I'm too busy enjoying my holiday.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/22 02:21 PM
17

Based on the crazy shit I've seen with just the people I've met, there are several! America's Funniest Love Bloopers Family Matters...NOT! Diff'rent (Schlong) Strokes Wheel of Fornication
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/22 03:08 PM
42

Yeah we tried, and now we've decided...why bother?? I've given some serious thought to invest in Orville Redenbacher's popcorn and watch these shit shows play out. Netflix has NOTHING on this crap (pardon the pun)!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/22 01:27 PM
22

Whenever a woman says what she's NOT looking for, often times it means she's either highly repulsed by it OR it's what she's been accustom to choosing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/22 03:56 PM
90

First of all, I'm sorry to learn of her ordeal. BUT...if I'm being honest, she needs to own up to her part of this thing. Out of ALL the men in the world, he is whom SHE chose. She chose to deal with all his physical and mental abuse for 8 years. No one else is to blame but her for this. If I learned this about a woman, I would be out like three strikes. She has far too much baggage from this relationship (and who know however many others) to be open to engage in another healthy romantic relatio…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/22 12:26 PM
19

She's far too condescending for what she's worth - which is absolutely nothing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/22 12:16 PM
3

In today's time, it's MUCH safer to simply swipe left and forget about her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/22 07:27 PM
14

If you're not [trying to] get married and have kids DON'T LIKE ME Everyone get in single-file line and sign up to commit to this trainwreck whom WILL divorce you and WILL force you to pay alimony (and child support if she ends up pregnant with your kid)! GTFOH!!! Marriage or not, I already don't like you!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/22 12:28 PM
15

In every single photo she has a resting bitch face, which probably means she is a real bitch if something doesn't go her way. Swipe left and don't look back.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/22 07:28 AM
5

Um...her finding ANY man - much less a snipped one - is going to be a huge ordeal. And even if she did trap, um, 'find' such a man, he's still gonna have to get aroused enough to TRY to "[engage] in any sexual relations" with her!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/22 11:31 PM
13

And just like that, she's loss most (if not all) of her subscribers. Guess it's back to Wal-Mart for her!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/22 11:19 PM
20

...who know[s] how to have fun! Everyone has their own interpretation of the word 'fun,' and it can make or break ANY kind of relationship. Wonder what her idea of 'fun' is...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/22 07:45 PM
8

Damaged women are never to be trusted and never should they marry. Leave them to the streets.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/22 06:44 PM
47

Where was this interrogation when she was childless??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/22 01:11 PM
23

If this woman is crying over someone denying her $5 for her monthly subscription, why in the hell would anyone worth his salt want to commit to her for eternity??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/22 12:12 PM
11

Her profile message screams "STAY AWAY!!!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/22 09:02 AM
24

I like to see that I am helping people [on YouTube] yeah...helping people see how you're two seconds for losing your shit and going from Dr. Jekyll to Mrs. Hyde. I'd LOVE to know what her criteria is for a suitable partner. My guess is...perhaps if she wasn't holding out for one of the Hemsworth brothers to ask her out, she could already BE in a long-term relationship or maybe even married at this point.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/22 12:05 PM
42

This woman is exhausting! Any idiot dating her would be taking on more than a full-time job - with NO pay and NO benefit whatsoever. Know your worth, gents. Swipe left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/22 01:10 AM
56

With that attitude, she'll never get married. So...no worries!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/22 01:59 AM
3

I'm cool af and outgoing She needs to quit playing. The only place she's going is to the left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/22 06:27 PM
21

She belongs to the streets. The end.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/22 06:26 PM
106

Her girlfriends: "Yo go girl! YAAAS! Slay queen!!" Men With Two Sticks To Rub Together: Damn, that bitch sounds so incredibly stupid!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/22 01:59 PM
14

Far too delusional to be taken seriously. Swipe left, gents.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/22 12:24 AM
304

Sometimes I wonder if women do this childish shit for bragging rights. So when they meet up with their girlfriends, they can tell them how they went to a speed dating event and how no man there matched up to her qualifications.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/22 12:50 PM
2

Well, well, well. Hell, hell NO.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/22 12:01 PM
36

There is literally free puss everywhere She must be at a cat cafe Prove me wrong that most men my age have no sense in dating or effort I'll keep this in mind when I find her - and she ain't YOU!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/22 05:46 PM
16

Photographer read : literally anyone who owns a smartphone My kids will always come first No, their dads came first. The rest of her profile is a small window into her baby daddies' appearances and how the one night stands, oh I mean "relationships" soured. GTFOH with this shit! Everyone swipe left on this one!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/22 04:10 PM
2

TL, DR: Choose between "amazing sex only" and "average sex and amazing overall experience" Who the hell are these women kidding??? The only way she's dating 'Prince Charming' is if and only if Coke guy knocks her up. What really needs to happen is the two guys dump her ass!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/22 12:45 PM
16

Sounds like men have been riding her more than Six Flags, but now all she's left with are six kids. Yikes! I don't do fwb...don't destroy my peace. Fine, whatever...but I'm sure her six kids destroyed her vagina. She's gotta be wider than the Grand Canyon!! Hurry up and swipe left before you fall in!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/22 07:45 PM
13

If she's badmouthing her baby daddies, guess what she'll do to the sucker who even THINKS about dating her, much less wifing her up??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/22 03:31 PM
46

Neck tats win my heart Too bad the idea of marriage before children didn't.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/22 03:51 PM
22

I hope you like kids I hope you like birth control. Oh wait. Too late. (swipes left)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/22 02:13 PM
9

I am a mom though [...guess I] should probably mention that And it goes without saying that her life is pretty much over and is far too young and inexperienced to offer anyone (much less a man) anything.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/22 08:58 PM
22

This woman can go straight to hell and burn like the bitch she is.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/22 02:47 PM
16

Momma to a little boy so the last thing I want to do is hookup with you Of course not! Why? Because she already tried that with the kid's dad and where the hell is his ass now?!?!? Hooking up is NOT on her agenda now - now she want to get her hooks into a man's bank account!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/22 07:04 PM
243

Someone wife me up! Go call your baby daddy and tell HIM to do it! GTFOH with that shit!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/22 12:53 PM
4

Any advice? He's pissed off because she lied. His parents are pissed off because their son is upset. To quote Shawshank Redemption, "How can she be so obtuse?!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/22 08:19 AM
11

I'm just ready to finally settle down and enjoy life She sure is...at YOUR expense! I need to know my kids are protected so please make lots of money so all 3 of us will be well taken care of while I continue to add rando guys to my snap This seems a LOT more accurate. It's also why a LOT of sane men are swiping left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/22 08:10 AM
50

...describe me as the type of woman that can take a mans card away if he's weak because I can do almost everything by myself Hmmm....this could explain why the kid's dad isn't around. She's probably the ball-busting type - and not in a good way.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/22 08:18 AM
20

Not to mock anyone on dialysis, but she's got some serious health issues AND four kids... ...and yet she's demanding a man to have it all only to get pretty much nothing from her. Why bother??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/22 07:36 PM
2

Wanting to find a connection....and make life colorful. Yup. She's on her way to PetSmart. LOTS of colorful cats there!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/22 03:07 PM
58

It's odd that the men these women are wanting to give them stability and security are NOT the same ones whom sired their children. Why the hell is that? If the baby daddies won't provide them with security and stability, then the Ms. "strong and independents" of the world had better hit the pavement and start passing out some resumes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/22 01:28 AM
9

Sounds to me that he will be filing to divorce her ass VERY soon...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/22 07:34 PM
209

I hate how women with a high body count think they can somehow make their past disappear. Anyone with a 1/10 of common sense know that a woman with a high body count are more prone to getting bored in a relationship (or marriage, should she make it that far) and are more likely to cheat due to their inability to pair bond. Yes, the body count is a big deal. I also wonder if this is the case for all these women whom are 'new to the area' and immediately proclaim how 'shy' she is when men attempt …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/22 01:25 PM
11

Never married & 0 kiddies Check back in with her in 10 years - guarantee this will not have changed - at all
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/22 01:57 PM
9

I'm hoping you...[are]...psychologically and behaviorally mature Yeah, the guy had better be, because 10 to 1 she isn't.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/22 08:47 AM
7

Damn, look at her forehead! You can land TWO Boeing 747s on it!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/22 08:46 AM
9

No quick fucks left? Guess it's onto quick BUCKS! And don't let her profile fool you... You'll get her, the kid AND her irrational behavior, insecurities, debts, attitude, man-hating vitriol and the remnants of the worst of each and every last one of her past romantic relationships.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/22 05:07 PM
3

Shhh....she's talking in her sleep again!! Keep dreaming, bitch!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/22 01:01 PM
54

100 percent upfront 100 percent honest I don't need Maury to tell me that this is a lie. 22 with soon-to-be two babies? She's not foolin' anyone except herself with this mess. Waiting for someone to show me they are real. In the form of a significant other, I seriously doubt it. However, she'll have two babies soon, and they are about as real as 'real' can be.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/22 12:03 PM
21

Tired of trouser breeches poets and fuckers...[i]f you are really interested in meeting me, I'll see it. No she won't. She's almost 50 and she's online whining about the fuckboys of her past. If she's made it this far in life and still hasn't had a relationship with sustenance, then she never will. Maybe it's my fault... It ain't Maybelline, I can tell you that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/22 08:10 AM
15

Nah, I'm good. Swipe left and leave her where she's standing...on the street....corner.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/22 08:57 PM
8

Don't you just love all the creative ways women are coming up with to tell the world how perpetually single they are??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/22 01:50 PM
7

"Also in need of a sugar daddy" Aha! The true alias for a "guy friend!" Actually, she's in need of a job. She should probably go get one.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/22 06:35 PM
10

looking for "help" FTFY Swipe left and keep her broke!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/22 10:20 AM
41

Another woman whom thought she could have it all. She needs to either: Shut up and finish her residency, or Shut up and drop out of the residency program for a lesser job so she can have more time to find a man and start a family Either way, she needs to shut up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/22 11:38 PM
57

The fact that they're going through this sorta problem BEFORE marriage is a huge red flag. And chances are, two years from now the spark will be gone and she'll leave with half his shit. He'd be better off looking for someone new rather than trying to work through this mess with her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/22 10:30 AM
16

I'm lovely, all the mothers-in-law adore me but their sons don't...What am I doing wrong? Either she acts differently when she's around either group or she's completely lying about all of this. I love to travel, I come and go when I feel like it Yeah, I can see her being the type to tell her 'man' to finance her SOLO trip and he is not to ever ask her questions about it. Far too much attitude and entitlement for what she's worth. Swipe left, gents.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/22 09:48 AM
44

One has to ask the question...what does she bring to the table to where she feels that she can demand these things of a man?? Nothing's on her profile...guess I've got my answer. And who the hell is she kidding? She makes these demands today and she'll have 3 kids before she turns 25. GTFOH with that shit!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/22 12:51 AM
14

I want a boy for the journey of life... Yikes. Well, I want a woman whose smile doesn't make her look as if she's got hemorrhoids on her hemorrhoids. I [match] with quite a few men but I connect with very few This seems like a very covert way of hiding the fact that she's run a lot of men off in her day. She can be as pretty AF in her 20's and 30's, but once she hits that wall, she will become depressed due to lack of male attention. This woman is a prime example of that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/22 11:33 AM
5

After looking at both profiles, I'm convinced that her first one completely conveys how she truly feels and what she really wants. She's far too old to be this demanding. Best to leave her to the cat cafes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/22 09:45 AM
21

She seems to want a broke ass drifter or a hipster...whom will more than likely pump-n-dump her. Let 'em have at it - I'm through trying to make sense out of women like her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/22 01:27 AM
29

Make me your wife and you'll be the happiest guy in the world! So......she's basically asking me to literally roll the dice. Dr. Jekyll before marriage and Mrs. Hyde x 10 afterwards?? Nah I'm good. a whole lotta attitude That alone will make men run for the hills! I know my worth. No she doesn't. Who the hell are these women fooling??? Themselves?!?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/22 07:55 PM
13

Oh yeah...well I need a woman who is NOT you, bitch! Now that I got that out...she seems to have expensive tastes in food and location. Wonder how much debt she has... Never mind. I'd swipe left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/22 06:03 PM
21

What do we call women like this? A bee-yotch!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/22 12:45 PM
28

If you accidentally fall in love with me I'll consider a date. Two issues here: She's close to giving birth soon, so her 'friends' will get pestered any time she needs a babysitter or for someone to run errands for her, and If her kid's dad didn't fall in love with her ass, why the hell would she expect for any other man to? And before a first date?!?! WTF is wrong with these women?!??!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/22 01:02 AM
10

It's hard to feel sympathy for her when women use men in the same way, but financially. She'll stick around while the getting's good, but let one small financial mishap happen and she's out like three strikes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/22 08:14 PM
12

Too many rules lead to too many headaches. She's not worth it. This girl's nothing but trouble. Swipe left and keep looking for younger and (slightly more) carefree women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/22 09:47 AM
20

I'm not looking for sex...I am HSP (highly sensitive person). Then we should just swipe left on her and let's let her figure out why no one is interested in her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/22 05:08 PM
2

This article is the classic example of "theory and practice." In theory, women SAY they want to meet men at a social gathering, get to know each other after having attended multiple other gatherings and he then asks her out. However, in reality, women may very well be perfectly fine with meeting men in social gatherings. BUT...they decide they "feel as if they know 'everything' about him." There's 'no spark' from her for him and he now will forever remain in the Friend Zone. You do what she want…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/22 01:48 PM
6

Let's look into her pros and cons of dating her a little deeper. What she REALLY means is: A 'con' is she really values her space and doesn't want to spend anymore time with you than she actually HAS to, so if you could, just send her your donations via CashApp that would be swell. And don't forget - she has children, so be generous!! There are ZERO pros to dating her. Not a single one. Never settle when it comes to a partner. She's right. Hence, why everyone is swiping left on her ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/22 10:30 PM
18

So in one breath she's complaining that she's getting ghosted because of her high body count. And then tells men to stop asking for dates (when she said she wants to 'settle down' - HA!). And closes out with "thank you all so much for the rewards." Who is she thanking? The men on the dating website who dissed and dismissed her or the 36 men who pumped-n-dumped her?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/22 08:15 AM
45

If you are ready to be a step dad just swipe right. Nope, I would've swiped left - with the quickness. Who wants to bet no one made it past this part??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/22 08:04 AM
8

Too much work Not my problem. If she wants 'easy' then she need to play the lottery.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/22 01:53 PM
20

So in exchange for people 'donating' to cosmetic surgery, they get before and after photos...of breasts that may or may not be exposed, and for breasts they'll never see in real life?!?!? For what this is worth, she might as well create an OnlyFans page and get the money that way!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/22 01:42 PM
26

In all honesty, she has to ask herself what sort of outcome is going to come out of this? The guy with whom she was not 'officially' ever in a relationship moved away, got married to someone else, and unfortunately is now deceased. What's the point of telling her husband anything at this point? Is she looking for an excuse to leave her husband and is using this guy's death as justification for doing so? Because if that is true, then let her ass leave. THEN she'd have time to mourn that guy's dea…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/22 11:49 AM
23

There's no dating nor saving any woman of this demographic. I have learned first-hand that they love to play the victim card. Even when she says she wants a relationship and a family in the future, if her actions do not correlate her words then it's best to leave her be with her wine, tissues and STD medication. Thoughts and prayers go out to those poor cats.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/22 01:49 PM
6

Shame on her for equating a man's heart with his education (and therefore, wallet)! Leave her to pay off her own damn debts! I mean, she IS an 'independent woman,' right??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/22 07:49 PM
2

Well, there it is, gents. She's clearly removing herself from the running. She wants a man who will put his mouth on her dirty ass feet AND wants that same man to continue to cater to her and be perfectly fine with getting absolutely nothing in return. She can suck on deez nuts!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/22 11:22 PM
8

Damn...I'd ask if she got beat with the ugly stick. But, more than likely, she IS the ugly stick.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/22 12:55 AM
28

Yeah, unless she's got periodontal disease or some shit, this is inexcusable. I mean damn...she's smiling in that photo like her freakin life depended on it!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/22 11:16 PM
14

For all we know, she's probably preggers with twins right now
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/22 12:46 PM
5

I'm sure there are men out there whom would "sincerely" pump-n-dump her and continue on to look for a younger (or at least, childless) woman with whom to "build something together."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/22 09:40 AM
66

It's because single mothers are allergic to the word shame. This one probably seems to think that because she's only 21, she still has a better chance of landing a (alpha OR beta) male than women 10+ years older than her. What I'm sure she's realized at some point is that men see absolutely nothing appealing about dating a pregnant woman. If some unsolicited 'act of fate' took the dad away, then my condolences. However, that is seldom the case with today's women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/22 09:51 AM
25

mum of 2 very sweet kids! very sweet kids = devilish spawn not interested in fuck boys ...anymore because they are the fathers of her two "very sweet" kids! Life's short so I intend to enjoy it! And it's also too short to have to deal with her ego from her former career AND her children! GTFOH with that shit!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/22 08:45 PM
15

Just don't waste my time or energy Ditto. Swipe left, gents.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/22 05:15 PM
20

...but as you can see I'm still yummy. Is that the new slang for 'unattractive?' Lemme check Urban Dictionary... I need happiness in bed After looking at her face and this 'yummy' comment, I need Pepto Bismol.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/22 03:11 PM
8

She's not going to find what she wants on a dating site. Her best bet is to get an escort or get a cat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/22 03:07 PM
18

She may be a "hopeless romantic," but IMHO she's just "hopeless."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/22 05:52 PM
80

I have to wonder... is she REALLY as good looking as she claims to be? If she was truly a woman worth keeping and is having trouble finding someone worth a damn, then either she's chasing non-committal fuckboys -OR- she's overvaluing herself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/22 08:42 PM
7

As psycho as she looks, she HAS to be lying about men only approaching her "with a boner!" She's (probably) lonely as hell and is just making shit up to make herself believe that she is one with high value. Hell, her own cat looks as if it wants to make a getaway from her crazy ass!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/22 03:36 PM
12

Listen up gents.... "[V]ery blunt and honest" women are bitches. Period. Point blank. Bottom line. Even without the excessively filtered photos, no one is going to take her seriously.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/22 05:51 PM
124

There is SO much she's not telling here. She wrote just enough to present herself as the victim and the men she dated as the perpetrators.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/22 05:06 PM
2

No bruises, no scratches, no proof to be found. Thanks goodness for video recording in cell phones. It has saved many from false accusations...like this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/22 08:52 PM
48

The more children she has, the more baby daddies are involved, the more stress and anxiety she has, the more debt she has....which ultimately leads to the more shit she's gonna give YOU! DON'T DO IT!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/22 10:37 AM
24

"Looking for next week's step dad" Well...that says a LOT. I can't go for that. No can do - nor should you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/22 02:18 PM
34

She may not have to tell every excruciating detail, but to flat out decline to disclose any information is just plain wrong. If she's not willing to discuss her sexual past with me for fear of being ridiculed, then what else is she hiding? Abortions? Evictions? Bankruptcies? A relationship with no trust isn't worth a damn. Best to walk away from those type of women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/22 10:36 AM
22

Any other man reading her crap rolling their eyes at this? I really wish these whiny ass single moms gave more of a shit about choosing the right partner BEFORE having kids. /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/22 02:03 AM
3

Chances are that response came from a bitter old spinster or someone so damn ugly that her pet goldfish ran away from home. And she's wrong anyway. Men are going anywhere else other than wherever she is to live their lives as they see fit - and of course, to date younger and (much) better looking women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/03/22 01:40 PM
14

"Marry me! Marry me NOW!!!!" Swipe left and let someone else be "Mr. Right!" (hint: he doesn't exist)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/22 10:31 PM
8

I have anger issues. If you can't handle that, then don't bother. I bet all she's hearing out there are crickets...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/22 05:54 PM
70

What amount is enough? That number is irrelevant - it's never enough.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/22 03:09 PM
11

TL,DR: "I will shut down and push you away. I will never fully let you in. Run away!!!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/22 03:01 PM
4

Welp, she can go to PetSmart and get some cats. Maybe they'll take Groupons.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/22 02:59 PM
21

She certainly did a lot of venting for someone whom allegedly doesn't chase others. For what all that ranting was worth, she should have just stopped talking to him to begin with. The number of cats she owns must be HIGH.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/22 12:34 PM
50

You know, it blows my mind how women complain about how superficial men are (e.g., the 'golden penis syndrome') and yet they continue to openly bitch and gripe and moan about their disdain for 'short' men (i.e., men under 6' tall). A woman who's practically 40 is delusional if she thinks she's going to get a man who meets any - much less, all - of her criteria to commit exclusively to her. He WILL be courting other younger women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/22 11:07 AM
30

I think she needs to be thankful for any attention she's able to get. She looks like a trainwreck with lipstick!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/22 09:28 AM
11

Babies having babies. A real damn shame.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 07:58 PM
5

Yeah...she's basically saying "he should put a ring on it first...now he must go out and bust his ass at work while I stay at HIS home raising MY children." The delusion of these women is unreal.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 07:52 PM
17

She works all the time as a doctor and manages other 'businesses,' and is currently working on 'all aspects of [herself].' So even if she didn't reject all her suitors, when the hell will she ever have time to make for herself, much less dating?? No man wants to be with a physically - much less emotionally - unavailable woman. Swipe left and leave her to her self-help books.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 06:05 PM
3

If I was her ex-husband, I'd die laughing
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 04:59 PM
14

Transation: HELP! Come save me...and my kid, but come save MEEEEEEE!!!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 04:57 PM
162

I can tell you right now...no man worth a damn wants a woman to back out of a first date because she's giving birth to another man's child. That simply does not compute. And smart men wouldn't ask her out in the first place.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 04:40 PM
17

Neither ONS or FWB But banging the pool boy in H2O is clearly acceptable to her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/22 07:22 PM
88

Men in my country are undateable Damn...did she throw them ALL in the friend zone??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/22 08:10 PM
1

Men in my country are undateable Damn...did she throw them ALL in the friend zone??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/22 07:39 PM
43

I'm not looking for ANYTHING Casual...I want currency That's more accurate. Expensive dates and trips and shit...a man would have to save a fortune just to be rejected by her in the end. I say swipe left on her ass now before she leaves you broke.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/22 07:37 PM
3

Damn...now I know they say "honesty is the best policy," but no man wants to hear upfront that a woman is 'neurotic' and 'dysfunctional.' And for damn sure, NO man wants to be with a woman whom is "uninterested in sex." In this case, swiping left is mandatory. Looks like "the truth set her free."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/22 04:41 PM
11

I spit flames, often. Translation: I am a bitch. Swipe left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/22 10:39 PM
6

Someone tell her to look in the mirror! Maybe the 7 years' bad luck will do her some good!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/22 10:37 PM
16

I have a suspicion that April isn't telling the whole truth about her alleged 'dating woes.' Sure, not everyone has the best intentions but this article come across as a "woe is I, feel sorry for me" pity party for Miss Great Britain.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/22 10:35 PM
79

Yeah he has a right to be upset with her. Someone needs to explain to this stupid bitch that he's hurt and disappointed and has every right to feel the way he does. He put her through a "shit test" and she failed miserably.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/22 07:51 PM
17

Guess I'm not the one... Women need to learn that men are looking to date mature, physically AND mentally healthy WOMEN, not spoiled rotten toddlers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/22 01:52 PM
81

Just because I have a child does NOT mean I have to accept yours Wow. Someone needs to send her ass back to Alaska and put her on ice so she can chill the fuck out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/22 01:36 PM
173

This photo is actual and factual. Folks need to know there IS a difference between 'curvy' and 'delusional.'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/22 01:34 PM
11

RESPECT is the most attractive [characteristic] Respect is to be commanded, not demanded. Presentation and appearance are first impressions and are reflections of a person's character and demeanor. Women want to command respect? Then dress like it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/22 09:45 AM
39

"Not all girls are okay with being treated like a piece of meat" ...that is, unless being treated that way benefits her. Women NEVER complain whenever things are going THEIR way, you know.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 07:39 PM
12

This is so piss-poorly written, my head hurts. I truly feel sorry for her future cats...they deserve SO much better...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 03:07 PM
4

I wonder if any of this is true...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 10:37 AM
68

Why the hell do these women who've had their backs blown out in their 20s become 'allergic' to any and all forms of physical intimacy?? Are they SERIOUS?? They somehow THINK they're gonna catch a man who is going to take her broke, damaged ass AND her kids!! Freaking nuts!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/22 12:21 AM
6

If we have a mutual friend with one specific chick...I know she['s] a hoe!! Pot, meet kettle.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/02/22 10:17 PM
29

Another one off to PetSmart to find her one and only...cat
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/22 11:22 PM
18

I'm ready to have a family more than just fun Yeah, looks like someone got thrown off the CC, is probably pregnant by one of those trysts, and is now looking for her omega male to financially support her. "She is NOT a winner in the game of life!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/22 03:41 PM
146

What do you call this bitch? Perpetually single.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/22 03:37 PM
9

#singlemommy #2kids #lookingforanATMmachine #nosexinreturn Fixed her hashtags to better reflect the truth
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/22 01:02 PM
23

The only Diamonds and Ferrari she's gonna get are her two future cats
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/22 01:00 PM
15

She wears glasses and has a double-wide forehead, but that doesn't mean she's smart. If that were true, she would have known what to do in order to keep one of the baby daddies around.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/22 02:38 AM
75

...[having sex] was a long time ago...sexuality is sacred and connected to the heart This means she's got something connected to her crotch that she can't get rid of. No thanks. Hard pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/22 04:05 PM
60

She's clearly on something. The only Diamonds and Ferrari she's gonna get are her two future cats.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/22 10:48 AM
7

This woman's list of requirements mean absolutely nothing given the fact that she's 34 weeks pregnant. Honestly, if she found anyone whom would be willing to date her knowing only that is going to be next to impossible.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/22 09:31 AM
18

Dominant, but well-mannered. Raised by an independent single mother... "Independent single mother" is a euphemism for "woman who had a child(ren), typically out of wedlock, is raising said children without the assistance of the men whom fathered them AND is in some way, shape, form or fashion supported by government programs that cater to her demographic." She probably loves comedy so much because her entire life has been one big freaking joke!! This is the LAST bunch of women whom need to speak…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/22 09:51 AM
34

"Is it too much to ask for a man to be:" (inserts list of demands long enough to fill two phone books) In my experience, it seems that the older the woman is, the longer her list of demands and requirements becomes. These spinsters are ridiculous. We men either need to date younger women or stop playing this game altogether.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/22 09:36 AM
14

Feels like this is a "woe is I - give me attention" video. Let's NOT give her what she wants.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/22 02:56 AM
4

This is her brain on drugs. Any questions?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/22 10:34 PM
9

I am a mother, [so] if that intimidates you... Hurling insults right off the bat. Usually means she knows why men are turning her down. I'm a different bread. Of course you're bread, or rather, you've bred - you've got kids! Now you're wondering why everyone is going for the bougie 18-grain bread rather than your busted, smooshed Wonder Bread. If sex is your only form of intimacy don't even bother me! Perhaps sex is all she has to offer. Or, rather, had to offer. She's 22 and she's already decry…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/22 12:29 AM
97

I've tried [kissing smokers] and honestly it's like kissing a fucking ashtray. I'm not a smoker, but fair enough. However, I have tried kissing women her age and honestly it's like kissing a fucking dirty dish rag.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/22 07:15 PM
41

I have a hole and you can't fuck it That's right. You've got a 'hole' alright - in your heart. A hole she attempted to fill with misandry since her psych meds clearly aren't working at improving her mood. A hole she attempted to fill with cats and/or dogs, but even they can't take the place of the love and comfort of a man. A hole that she can take to her grave for all I give a shit. Smart, stable men know better than to bang batshit crazy women whom seem to think they're God's gift to men becau…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/22 12:53 PM
4

Looking for someone to settle down with financially support me and help me raise my amazing daughter. FTFY
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/22 12:41 PM
16

Neck tattoo? Goddess complex? Laundry list of requirements? Snapchat filters used on photos? Yeah, I think it's safe to say she's gonna be single for a long time. Thoughts and prayers to all the cats and dogs out there...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/22 12:37 PM
18

...he thinks he can just come back whenever he wants and that I would have sex with him? Because so far, that's exactly what has occurred. And it's 100% her fault! DON'T cut off contact - he keeps getting guaranteed sex and she keep whining on social media. Cut off contact permanently - he gets NO sex (from her, anyway) and she can stop feeling used. GASP!!! What a brilliant idea!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/22 09:54 PM
5

There's a lot to unpack here. Depends on your perspective. If you genuinely care to truly understand how warped her sense of reality is, then yes you'd have to unpack all her crap. I, on the other hand, couldn't care less about this chick. I don't want materialistic things...I have 2 little boys. Who the hell is she kidding? ONE kid is expensive AF, much less two. She wouldn't know that if she's getting government benefits, I guess. Furthermore, a man can only do two things with a teen mom with …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/22 12:42 AM
13

I'm a young girl, my opportunities aren't ruined or finished. She may not be completely 'ruined,' but she doesn't have much going for herself being 21 with a kid and very little adult life experience.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/22 02:11 AM
3

Omg... As I scrolled down on this page, this chick got bigger and bigger!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/22 07:46 PM
12

Nanny Bartender Reiki Sounds like she needs someone who's financially solvent with a dependable job to...(drum roll please)...save her!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/22 02:15 PM
32

LET ME BE VERY CLEAR No, let ME. This "educated and opinionated" woman is a mega bee-yotch whom couldn't keep a man if she gorilla-glued his ass to her hip.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/22 07:33 PM
55

Now I am happily settled with a...husband with young children. Her choice of words bother me. Genuinely happy married women say they're happily married. When she say she's happily settled, she probably means just that - she settled. Will it forever hold me in its sway? If she acts on these impulses and destroys her marriage on the count of wishful thinking, then shame of her - and any other person who does anything similar to this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/22 10:29 AM
16

Based on what she has here, I wouldn't be surprised if she was looking for a ring within 90 days from the first date.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/22 06:32 PM
3

A practicing witch who is now done with hookups?? I don't want nothing to do with that voodoo!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/22 04:26 PM
4

Where are the good men at? Anywhere but wherever SHE is!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/22 05:00 PM
25

DON'T give a shit about her DO swipe left on this one
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/22 04:14 PM
3

I'm a mom but, it's a complicated situation... Um...this isn't Euclidean geometry. Either you've given birth or you've not?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/22 03:57 PM
12

You can almost immediately see why NONE of her baby daddies committed. So if they won't commit why the hell should I??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/22 09:35 AM
22

Damn, that's cold. Upvoting this reply.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/22 03:34 PM
71

Extremely picky and I cannot abide weak men Extremely annoyed by the astronomically high levels of entitlement these women have with absolutely nothing to offer in recompense. Also I'm 31! Who wants to bet she's actually 41??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/22 01:43 PM
8

Regardless of her physical attractiveness (or in her case, lack thereof), I'm just not a fan of chest tattoos. Hard pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/22 10:31 AM
3

Yeah...no. Hard pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/22 10:48 AM
72

The piston is busted, dusted and disgusted. Can't do its job like it used to anymore. So the next logical thing is to find a beta buck provider, oh I mean "settle down."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/22 05:53 PM
137

Based on what I've read, it looks like PetSmart is getting ready to make a fortune in 2022 and beyond on these leftover women...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 03:38 PM
23

She may not struggle for dates, but clearly she's not able to get any of these men to commit. Man comes second to her dog??? GTFOH
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 12:27 PM
48

I'm getting tired of women not taking responsibility for their actions. When men get dumped, it's the man's fault. When women get dumped, it's still the man's fault.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 12:21 PM
10

When I see profiles like this, I can't help but to think that: "settle down" means "save me" and "tired of the games" means "need a sugar daddy to pay my bills"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/22 11:33 AM
41

I didn't even bother reading this one. Her chest tattoo alone is a major turn-off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/22 05:56 PM
29

Now I'll give it to my future husband instead. Give him what? Grief? STDs?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/22 03:34 PM
16

[our] situation is very unique...Things are not always what they seem! Oh really? Is she lying in any part of her profile? Let's take what she's written here at face value. I don't see too many men actively wanting to sign up to date a woman whose dying husband is clearly in need of her for love and emotional support in his final months. She needs to focus on her family for the time being.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/22 10:11 PM
13

Anyone - any sane person, anyway - reading this article would agree that this man did the right thing. Yes I have my issues. Her statement is vague on purpose. We're not EVEN gonna go down that rabbit hole! He should have married me. The fact that her own kids kept this from her speaks volumes to her and her character. How do I get over this hurt and pain that I feel? Well, now that she's kicked her kids out, she's an empty-nester now. She could get some fish. At least they'll be submerged under…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/22 06:38 PM
21

This woman has a lotta nerve. NO man is obligated to be anyone or anything to her, much less her children - whom are NOT his to begin with! How about she go find her baby daddies and use that tone on THEM!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/22 02:52 PM
6

Where are all the good men hiding? They're not hiding - they're in the friend zone
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/22 02:51 PM
1

So...she's letting her freak flag fly...and yet, she's 'no gold digger?' HA! Never judge a book by it's [sp] cover. In this case, we'll make an exception. Swipe left, gents.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/22 12:07 PM
2

My comment isn't intended to shame men. I'm simply bringing up the fact that she is sadly mistaken if she thinks that one man will come along to stake a claim on her after all of what she alluded to on here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/22 10:07 AM
17

She may SAY she's 'scared' but I'm willing to bet she's hoping to get him to become more attached to her to where he may feel bad for leaving once he does learn the truth If he's smart he'd run as fas as he can from her once she confessed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/22 05:58 PM
13

Where [are] the men who [have] intentions [to take] care of us beautiful (ha!) women like myself? We're out looking for other single, childless women Work full time & full time mother One of these is probably not true. Since she's got a baby in the photo, it's probably the former. Please stop asking for my number Please stop asking for men to come save you
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/22 09:22 AM
88

"...trying to start dating immediately...[m]ust be employed." She must be pregnant.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/01/22 10:24 PM
4

I was once taught that love was something that could not be forced and must be allowed to grow at its own natural pace. Except when you're a woman who's desperate. Then all that shit goes right out the window.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/22 11:04 PM
12

Hell to the naw
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/22 06:02 PM
24

I think she needs hella therapy before she even THINKS about trying to date anyone else. Even if she DOES date genuinely good guys, they will bear the burden of what these (alleged) 'shitheads' did to her in the past.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/22 01:47 PM
6

For the record, when a woman says she has "fire" and "sass," she's a mega-beeyotch!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/22 01:07 PM
9

Have a son And a gut...and an even bigger ego. No thanks, princess.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/22 09:01 AM
12

Okay show me what this new online dating is all about gents. Sure thing. It's a platform where guys like me swipe left on old, entitled women like yourself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/22 02:01 AM
41

Someone who can help me make my dreams come true. This is a VERY dangerous statement, gentlemen. For all we know her 'dream' is to find this mythical Adonis with the six-figure salary and six-figure house, marry him, have his kid, and takes him for everything after she divorces his ass. Of course, this will NEVER happen given all her stringent criteria for what she wants in a man...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/22 04:17 PM
262

I stopped watching after the man asked her what would happen if her man were to get sick and/or is unable to work. With a straight face, she says she'll have to find another man. Divorce rates are plateauing. Why? Because marriage rates are plummeting. This video right here is pretty much all the proof one needs to answer why men won't commit to shit like this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/22 01:15 PM
72

I don't need to chat with her because I already SEE what's gonna happen here: She's giving birth to another man's baby in a month. No man is going to eschew all other single, childless women for her. She really wants to find someone who will accept her AND her baby? Try finding the kid's dad! If he doesn't want her, then I don't know what to tell her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/22 01:11 PM
8

If her TikTok is so famous, why isn't she rolling in the dough? Because she's completely delusional, that's why! Looks like another one is hopping on the welfare bandwagon, gents...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/22 11:37 AM
7

So....what is she complaining about...the vulgarity of the response OR the fact that she got called out for not mentioning having a litter of children in her description? If she was THAT offended, she could've blocked him and been done with it. Why contact the news to tell everyone she's the nightclub's free escort? In all honesty, there's something to be said for women whom do not disclose the fact that they have children in their profile. It almost makes one think that she is fully aware that …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/22 09:15 AM
14

If filling out forms made her depressed and anxious, then perhaps she should have considered using birth control... ...or NOT allow random guys to blow her back out with no glove on. Thoughts and prayers go out to the child.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/22 09:07 AM
37

I'm very single, I'm dressed up, I've made an effort - nothing. No amount of "effort" is going to hide the fact that she's old. She can take the memories of past trysts with other men and let them keep her warm at night.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/01/22 03:32 PM
12

It's quite obvious the person who'd believe or write something asinine like that is a single mom in that very same predicament. Let's pull on the man's heart strings so she isn't completely assed out financially, right? If he is NOT the father, he is NOT obligated to do anything else for that child or the mother - period. Full stop. Bottom line.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/01/22 10:12 AM
11

I will never forgive him for tricking me into thinking we could have a beautiful life and then treating me like dog shit for years. Sounds like an awful lot of projection and gaslighting with this one. I'd suggest she's grow the fuck up and make some new acquaintances and friends where she is now, but then THEY would have to deal with her solipsism too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/01/22 05:52 PM
12

They used to... I bet she used to be cute when she was younger, and probably not so much anymore. Not sure what changed... She should start with her face.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/01/22 01:40 PM
6

Stand-up comedy Not funny. This chick needs to sit her ass down somewhere.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/01/22 01:36 PM
11

A real goddamn shame. Even when we men "step up" and "do the right thing," there is still that chance of getting crapped on. And going to counseling wouldn't have helped them at all. If that counselor was worth the sheet of paper that is their degree, s/he would tell the marriage is beyond repair and get prepared to fight for full custody of those kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/22 09:50 PM
10

If she concealed her baby, she's also concealing some STDs too. Hard pass on that ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/22 04:12 PM
8

Perhaps if she got her head out her own ass AND climbed down from her Entitled Ivory Tower and stop choosing the "fuckboys and liars and cheaters." she'd be in a much better place. Or, at the very least, she wouldn't have written this whiny ass rant.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/22 11:34 AM
13

Moving to a new city for a job/school/family is one thing. Moving for "a fresh start" can mean so many different things, and most of them are NOT good. She's running away from something...or someone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/22 09:42 AM
27

"I don't think it could ever work again" That doesn't matter if he's got another girlfriend. I had no way of knowing that I would be filled with regret... That's regret AND shame. I, for the life of me, don't understand why women say the dumb shit they say and do the dumb shit they do.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/01/22 09:00 AM
9

Oh I date with intent I bet she does NOW and it's probably only to get $$$. Before she banged with intent and, lo and behold, she's got KIDS.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/01/22 12:44 AM
159

I'm a single mother of 6 Done. Did not read the rest. Swipe left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/22 03:40 PM
9

She's got chips on her shoulder and her teeth. Nah, I'm good.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/22 08:50 AM
5

She really needs to focus on herself first. She's not funny nor witty. Actually, she's quite shitty. NEXT!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/22 08:49 AM
10

She can beta-bux deez nuts
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/22 01:01 AM
36

Full time single mom Translation: The kid's father is not around to help her out with the kid She's in need of a built-in babysitter and/or ATM machine I work full-time and have my son full-time Translation: All her time goes into work and her kid, which means very little time for the guy. Nah I'm good. Peace out, cub scout.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/22 12:57 AM
6

Either she needs to remain single and focus her time on raising her child, or she needs to get back with the kid's dad and deal with it. Given her bravado about her career and education, I'm almost certain she's out there pursuing childless men. Good luck to her...kid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/01/22 03:51 PM
4

She needs to get her head out of her ass and stop getting high on her own farts. Men are not going to make it rain over any woman, much less one whom they can already tell will be an ungrateful pain in the ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/12/21 09:53 PM
13

Logic doesn't compute here. Swipe left before you end up with a migraine.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/12/21 05:01 PM
24

Just want...to watch movies...and cuddle. Yeah...that's usually how it all starts. I bet that's how she ended up pregnant today.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/12/21 05:00 PM
34

This right here is actual and factual. Just wait. After they've been pumped-n-dumped, NOW they've got no job, a broken heart, a few kids and a tattoo for every cigarette butt. Then have the audacity to get on OLD and proceed to list enough requirements of the nice guy to fill an entire phone book. We aren't saving them. We're not committing to them. WTF is in this for us?!?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/12/21 08:32 AM
35

I'm a woman. No, you're a bitch. Good night.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/12/21 11:18 AM
27

I'm at a stage [in my life] where I want something real. Said the woman who's flipping the bird in the very first photo on her dating profile. The only 'real' she's gonna ever experience from now on is 'real' lonely because she looks and sounds 'real' stupid on this profile.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/12/21 09:48 PM
12

Looks like she's gonna 'manifest' any day now! And even if she found some idiot to 'properly' court her (LMAO) then here comes the text message: "Sorry I can't make our coffee date, I'm about to give birth to another man's baby! Can I take a raincheck?" Then again...let's keep it real, gents. She isn't looking for a baby daddy, she's looking for a sugar daddy! Swipe left and hide her epidural.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/12/21 03:22 PM
10

Sounds like someone is going to be single for a long time....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/12/21 03:17 PM
7

She fucking looks...RUFF!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/21 09:56 PM
28

I prefer dog pics to dick pics. Then...why doesn't she just look in the mirror and be done with it?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/21 01:40 PM
7

I'm looking for something more serious at this point in my life. Oh...like a heart attack?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/21 01:39 PM
69

She's not looking for a husband - she's looking for a scapegoat. I can see it all now: Her contraband must all be in her home. So she's there with this guy. Police comes banging on her door. Arrest her and the guy. She cries and says it's HIS weed. He gets time. She goes home.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/21 01:37 PM
50

The hypocrisy of this profile is astounding. "I don't wanna hookup BUT I know I'm almost 40 and need to try to do something to get men to pay attention to me - especially after having 4 kids. Here, let me show you some T&A!" Nah, I'm good.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/12/21 02:15 PM
24

Damnit, man!! FIVE red flags in the first sentence! I wonder if 'studying' crystals actually means smoking crystals
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/21 12:59 PM
14

Either she has a reputation for being easier than Sunday morning or she's lying and looking for attention
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/21 09:50 PM
8

She's gone from frog to...old frog. Add her stank ass attitude to the mix and now she's fugly.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/21 04:54 PM
19

"If your (sp) a di[c]k to me on here be prepared to be on the receiving end of my sometimes verbally vicious, unfiltered mouth. Dnt (sp) have time for games." Yeah...two problems here. If a man is disrespecting her by way of messaging her on a dating website, all her dumb ass has to do is block him. You know, because she (allegedly) doesn't have 'time for games.' This is more with the photo. When a woman doesn't smile in her photo, there's a reason for it and it almost always involves her teeth.…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/21 01:05 PM
7

I agree with the OP. And what's with women wanting to list all their (allegedly 'good') attributes about themselves on posts? No one cares - clearly not the men whom get chosen by her for dates.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/21 11:26 PM
12

He's a shit dad. Says a shit ex-wife.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/21 01:14 AM
9

I'm done my time paying for guys One thing I've learned about women is that they LOVE wordplay - taking a situation and using words and phrases that are technically factual yet also presents her as the 'victim.' If she means she's tired of paying $2 for his cup of coffee, then she can piss off. Actually, fuck that cup of coffee. She can just piss off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/21 02:28 PM
8

I don't believe one word of this profile. 50 years of dating experience put into two years Really? If she had THAT much experience, then she should already know what her problems are with picking men. Dating CEOs, tv directors, all kinds of cultures And she's only 21? Either she is an escort or she is lying. Majority of you can't get on my level even if you tried. She's right. If I tried to get on her level, I'd have to go below sea level and will more than likely drown. Cold-hearted/no sympathy…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/21 02:23 PM
7

This woman brazenly states that she's only with her husband for his job's benefits. Unless they mutually agreed that their marriage would be one of convenience (for her), this shit right here can become VERY dangerous if he hits his breaking point. Especially if he has NO CLUE that his wife is on dating websites trolling for dick. It's a wild ride, goodluck (sp) if you can handle it. Most can't... I've grown quite fond of staying alive, so I'm gonna have to bang the X and move onto the next. (cu…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/12/21 12:40 AM
26

This man should be given the (unofficial) Medal of Ultimate Savagery. And he in no way, shape, form nor fashion, should feel the least bit guilty for what he said and did to that woman.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/21 04:01 PM
26

By the time she's through with him, he'll be BROKE beyond measure.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/21 03:57 PM
15

I have two kids of my own but I hate dads Probably because her dad ran away from her awful ass and her crazy ass mother. I am a mother, that's a job!! We're going to flip a coin on this one. Heads for unemployed. Tails for OnlyFans. Stop asking me out on trash dates I don't think a sensible man would take out her trash, much less take her on a trash date. Then again, perhaps it's a "trash date" because SHE is trash.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/21 02:58 PM
9

If women don't want to hear back from anyone, she should either disable or delete her profile. The whole idea of disabling messaging on POF gives off the conceited vibes of "you may look but nothing else."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/12/21 04:04 PM
83

Actual and factual. 💯
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/21 03:49 PM
39

Yet another single mom who has nothing to offer except kids and a horrible attitude!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/21 03:48 PM
82

Why the hell would anyone WANT to give a complete nobody anything, much less a birthday gift?! And if that isn't a kick in the dick, who in their right fucking mind would want to enjoy an 'oral transaction' from one with a dyed buzzcut, tons of piercings AND resting bitch face?! Are these women SO entitled to where they think there are men who want to do nothing more than open up their wallets and literally make it rain all over their chunky butter butts?!?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/21 12:28 AM
23

More proof that nothing is ever a woman's fault. It's always someone and/or something else that is to blame.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/21 11:40 AM
3

She looks like shit. That's NO trick nor a treat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/21 11:34 AM
14

If she's not here for games, then she must be here for jokes. And her profile is one of the most hilarious and horrible hot messes I've ever seen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/21 12:47 AM
21

She wants a man to assist me with do all the housework AND cook her a gourmet meal when SHE comes home from work?!?! Sounds to me like she's not looking for a man...she's looking for a man-servant.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/21 12:31 PM
6

She must be referring to a cat. And that cat has run away, never to be found again. Smart cat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/21 01:16 AM
2

Accurate
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/21 11:50 PM
5

I'm gonna be as blunt as possible...I am a bittch (sp) Looks like we're off to a GREAT start with this one, gents!! /s I suffer from anxiety, bipolar [disorder], depression and PTSD. OMG...the 'fun' will NEVER end if you date her!! /s /s Fresh out of an abusive relationship. My guess is her EX was the one abused. Don't YOU become her next victim!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/21 11:00 AM
11

I like to learn new things! Who the hell gave cat ladies the right to be fussy about the men they date?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/21 10:53 AM
3

Not worth my time, energy nor effort. Bang that X and keep it moving. 💯
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/21 02:26 AM
30

I am a sweetheart but you have to earn that side of me. NO man worth his salt is going to take shit from NO woman - parent or not - with the hope that one day, she will finally stop being an insufferable bitch and treat him with some admiration, kindness and respect. It certainly sheds some light on perhaps why the kid's dad isn't around anymore.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/12/21 08:07 PM
155

She wants to end her marriage and split her family up because she (at the moment) has tingles for a younger man. A younger man whom WILL kick her to the curb. After he's had his fun, he'll be done with her. And then what? "Baby I've got the tingles outta me now. Let's get remarried!" WTF is wrong with women??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/12/21 07:27 PM
23

21-year-old single mom who drinks 'frequently.' Well, that explains how she got knocked up. Too bad for her...most men are gonna 'peace out' on this nonsense.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/12/21 03:31 PM
19

Looks like someone is asking Santa for a couple of cats!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/12/21 03:29 PM
41

You have to wonder how truly serious these women are when they take those marriage vows. Are they REALLY serious about committing to their husband forever and always; or are they only doing it for attention or because they need some excuse to be the center of attention for a day? Getting 'attention' from male co-workers who seem to have it together could very well be a facade. They may be seeing other (younger) women. They may just want a chance to hit it and quit it. They may be narcissists. Or…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/21 12:40 PM
26

...if [you're] ugly it was a[n] accident don't waste your time...go to hell So...she's college-educated and she talks like this?? I'm sure she selected that by 'accident.'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/12/21 03:41 PM
93

She's a Christian who's almost 40 years old and wants kids. Oh I already KNOW how this is gonna go down: date 1: he better bring his tax forms and pay stubs with him date 2: he better bring a ring Good luck...to the guy on a date with her!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/21 03:41 PM
45

Please have common sense First of all, which girl is the owner of this profile? Actually, it really doesn't matter. She's not gonna find anyone on here anyway. I'm already the family disappointment! Is anyone else surprised about this? I'm not. And here she is on an online dating website looking for one man to OVER-compensate for ALL of her missteps. Please have a job...common sense...decent looking...[and] don't message me for a hookup I was gonna reply with "please use some damn birth control"…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/21 02:25 PM
10

Looking for a serious relationship Meanwhile I'm looking for that red X...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/21 01:50 PM
57

Broke ass with big schlong = gets called when she needs sex Any other man = gets called for everything else EXCEPT sex
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/11/21 06:34 PM
19

I don't take too kindly to this sorta crap. But here we have it. And now I'll flip the script on this: "Remember when dating a single childless man...his money, access and resources are all valuable, but neither as much as his time. You are taking away HIS attention from younger, childless and more vibrant women. Women whom are readily available and are less likely to cancel or not commit to engagements because of being exhausted because of her kids or not being able to find a sitter. So unless …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/11/21 03:50 PM
47

She's a 20-year-old bartender?!?! Serving what? Soft drinks and Kool-Aid?! And regardless of hot she think she is, a bitch is a bitch and no man wants that - especially a self-proclaimed one. She'll become Ms. Pump-N-Dump long before 25.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/21 11:27 AM
27

"I do not get a lot of free time...because I'm not that type to pawn my child onto someone" Judging from her looks this woman is a damn lie. If some any man was to come along and offer her a date at Golden Corral, best believe her happy ass will be there with bells on!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/21 01:51 AM
21

I think you're right, but realistically the matchmakers are learning otherwise. And RLP admits that in this very video. Entitled women paying money sets a new precedent: if they're paying money they want someone very, very particular and "won't settle for anything less." I'm glad she used that "build-a-bear" reference. In theory that's what women want but they can't get that because that isn't reality.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/21 01:37 AM
46

While I applaud the message she's ultimately conveying in this video, I had a few takeaways from this one: I think we can all agree that if a woman has to hire a matchmaker to help her find dates, she has far greater problems than she needs to deal with beforehand Given all this woman's past dating experiences, she lucked out in the end. This is NOT the norm A female matchmaker quits her job because she is so stressed out from other women's unrealistic dating standards. If this isn't proof that …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/21 01:24 AM
14

She needs to delete her profile and join a knitting group or some facsimile
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/21 05:05 PM
14

Goldfish are submerged underwater, so they at least won't have to hear her crap.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/21 11:01 AM
47

Two words: MIDLIFE CRISIS Her video reeks of desperation. She doesn't want to give men the impression that she's easy, yet here she is with her blouse unbuttoned and posing as if she's a woman half her age. She needs to have her vision checked so she can see the atrocities that I saw in this video. YIKES!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/21 09:54 AM
19

...or should I just hang up the towel and bank on never having children? Perhaps it's best for her to buy some goldfish instead.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/21 09:49 AM
16

I don't understand photos only in underwear, or doing duckface... I had a helluva time trying to understand any of what she wrote here, but I just can't see men posting themselves with 'duckface' thinking women are going to take him seriously in any capacity, much less dating.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/11/21 01:50 PM
4

...transparent from minute one, from the moment I get up until I fall asleep Yep, with ZERO mention about all of the CC-riding she did in between. Has she ever heard of telling "the truth, the whole truth, and nothing else but the truth?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/11/21 01:46 PM
5

100% actual and factual
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/11/21 08:54 PM
11

I have shared custody of 3 really young children so that person must be patient, love babies and potentially want more. I can tell you right now that if she thinks she's gonna find a single and childless man whom is 'patient' and willing to love HER babies, she's crazy. And even if she thinks she found someone, he's going to seem 'patient' but that's because he's dating other women or he's ghosted her and she hasn't realized it yet. We don't know exactly how 'young' these children are, but if th…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/11/21 11:15 AM
22

She puts herself out for "physical activity only" and she's still getting rejected?! How many men has she banged in her hometown? Has her reputation preceded her? I wonder if this could be why women love to travel so much...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/21 09:58 AM
26

She might want to consider dating down. Guarantee all these men whom have dated her are Chads and/or Tyrones whom probably only got a 'yes' out of her because of physical attraction. It didn't work out? He just hit it and quit it? She gave him brain and then he refrained? That's HER fault. She needs to learn from her mistakes, get tested, and re-evaluate her choices in men.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/21 10:22 PM
245

This woman is a trip. Openly acknowledged that this man allowed her to heal from her past trauma over time. Got the house, got the ring and got the kids. Some women don't get all three. Most don't get any. I see two options here. She can either: Continue on with her life as it is. Remove herself mentally when she's banging her husband of 15 years and stay with him to maintain their family unit; or Leave her husband of 15 years, break up the family unit all because she doesn't feel the tingles fo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/21 10:14 PM
110

Man...for her to think that a way to a man's heart is to become him (career-wise, anyway) is just plain wrong. I bet she has an acidic personality and one helluva attitude. Six figure salary? Cool, but can she scramble six eggs, or is that too insulting to her? If so, then might I suggest she start adding some plaid flannel shirts and boots to her wardrobe because that is exactly how her male peers will see her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/21 03:28 PM
71

I'm a hopeless romantic No, bitch. You're HOPELESS! I'm ease to talk to Nope, you're easier than Sunday morning. I love to cuddle up And when you back away, you're pregnant?!?! This chick needs to go find one of her baby daddies and deal with it!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 08:26 PM
14

This post's title looks very much like a comment I made...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 09:47 AM
5

My interests: swiping left on her Done.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 08:36 AM
24

Autistic, temper, bipolar, and mental health issues?!?! This chick is a walking time bomb and will probably explode if a guy blinks at her!! Defuse the situation by swiping left!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/21 11:32 PM
18

"I'd rather find a nice guy to talk to." So...is she only wanting to date black guys but is willing to talk [about money] to any man? Or does she only want to get replies from black guys? Regardless, I bet what she really wants is a "nice guy to talk to" about her financial struggles of being a single mom to a toddler and how NICE it would be if he would just give her some money once a month to help her out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/21 02:50 PM
11

I see so many teens having kids before they're old enough to drink, and NONE of them ever make it to 25 before that relationship falls apart and ends in divorce - if they even had the good sense to get married. Then these women get on these dating websites and when asked about why their marriage (or relationship with baby daddy) ended, they unanimously say "oh well we were young." Young folks doing grown folk business doesn't answer that question - at all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/21 09:23 AM
17

Hard pass on this one. She's been in an allegedly abusive relationship for virtually all her adult life (which isn't saying much) and hasn't given herself any time to heal from that. All she's gonna do is give the next five or more guys hell for what this ex-husband (allegedly) did and/or said to her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/21 02:51 AM
9

In all honesty, this was a very sad yet confusing read. She said she "grew to really love" her husband. He respects her and treats her well. But she can't even kiss him? Did they even consummate the marriage?!?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 10:55 PM
5

With this list, this woman has pretty much cleared the field of ANY hope of finding romance. On a positive note, cats aren't on this list. Perhaps she should just get a cat and be done with it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 02:15 AM
19

Her physical appearance notwithstanding, this woman comes off as one whom is looking for commitment yesterday. No thanks. Send her back to class to teach the children she'll never have.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/21 11:11 PM
38

Hell, based on the profiles presented on this subreddit, she can be pregnant with quintuplets by 10 men and she will still have a requirement list the size of a small phone directory. Bottom line...why bother?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/21 11:08 PM
5

There's no talking sense to this one. She's too far removed from reality. The damage is done. She now belongs to the cat cafes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/21 09:20 PM
28

Yeah she better keep riding the public bus. I don't know of too many men who have a car AND a house AND are under the age of 30 in 2021.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/21 04:01 PM
2

With this list, this woman has pretty much cleared the field of ANY hope of finding romance. On a positive note, cats aren't on this list. Perhaps she should just get a cat and be done with it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/21 12:48 PM
19

Well..two can play this game. About me: I don't want you. Done.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/21 06:42 PM
10

So if anyone has any suggestions I'd love to hear it. Get a cat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/11/21 07:43 PM
32

She's good at almost anything... ...anything except getting any of her baby daddies to commit to her. Ask me anything! Okay. Where are your baby daddies and why couldn't you get any of them to commit to you BEFORE you popped out these kids? She's right about one thing: I'm wasting my time with her. Swipe left, gents.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/21 09:24 PM
22

I don't understand why women like her don't just create an OnlyFans website and be done with it. I feel like the reason why women like her go through the dating websites is because they're looking for weak ass simps whom are super affluent and just as lonely and they're hoping to what? Bank on one of them coming along and pouring all of their money, I mean, their heart into her and her kids?? Seriously?!?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/21 05:41 PM
11

She's just not attractive enough for me to care. Quick-swipe to the left. Simple as that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/21 12:09 PM
7

She seriously thinks some tall man over six feet tall is going to want to start a long-distance relationship with her and then single-handedly finance her move from wherever-she-is to wherever-the-fuck-HE-is?? That money could be put to much better use - like getting lap dances. Swipe left on Ms. Tall Bougie And Still Single, gents
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/21 12:38 AM
19

Two legitimate reasons to date this chick: ... ... I got nothing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/11/21 10:29 PM
17

I think he should cut HER off. And when she gets older and passed around a bit more, she'll rethink her feelings about this guy. And by then it will be too late.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/11/21 09:56 AM
10

Does it matter? Neither man is banging that chick, nor would they want to. She's too old.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/11/21 02:16 AM
37

I know such a woman who is almost 60. Still thinks a man who's a literal clone of George Clooney with Mel Gibson's bank account is going to come along and sweep her off her feet. That ship sailed over 20 years ago. I think she's denying the memo...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/21 11:36 PM
45

For all we know, this is an actual wildebeest going online to say "I'm the cutest thing ever, all the men [used to] want me." But something doesn't quite add up here. Is she really attractive now? Was she ever?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/21 11:34 PM
182

If she had "no problem" finding men in her 30s, I wonder why the hell didn't anyone commit to her then? Was she traveling too much (aka getting her back thrown out by foreign men)? Was she too focused on her career (aka getting her back thrown out by male superiors)? Was she spending too much time at the bar (aka getting her back thrown out by men she picked up)?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/21 10:51 PM
27

Is that so? Well, my favorite qualities are loyal and childless. Them are the breaks, bitch. Swipe left, gents.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/21 09:40 PM
5

No man is going to be interested in investing any time, energy nor effort into a woman whom is a workaholic. He will not care that she's "doing something she loves." He knows he ain't gonna get ANY action from her while she's getting her back blown out by some Chad-esque actor - oh wait a minute, I mean "while she's chasing her passion."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/21 08:41 PM
15

Very good read, but if I can be honest, it's best to simply avoid all single moms - regardless of her 'situation' or the age(s) of her child(ren). Even if they are out of the house, how long will it be before they become parents? Now that guy is dating 'Nana,' and she'll want to spend time doting on her grandbabies instead of him. Run - do not walk - away.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/21 04:21 PM
188

Her: Expensive AF Him: Must be willing to finance her lifestyle
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/21 10:06 AM
69

Why do I get the feeling that women who embrace this whole idea of "self-discovery" or needing to travel extensively to "find herself" are doing nothing more than banging men in some other country until she's too sore or too broke to continue?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/21 10:04 AM
5

I mean, they all leave eventually. Yeah, dumbass, because after awhile he's gonna realize the juice ain't worth the squeeze. He's gonna toss the proverbial used and abused fruit and go pluck a fresh and ripe one from the tree.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/21 11:56 PM
131

She claims that she feels nothing for her ex but he clearly is still on her mind. Huge red flag. A man projects enthusiasm for voluntarily wanting to pursue her and it's turning her OFF?!?! Damned if you do, damned if you don't. So don't.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/21 03:39 PM
61

It was all a dream...up until "I'm to be put on a pedestal." Nope. Fuck that. Swipe left. I can get coffee by myself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/21 12:22 AM
19

These women must get their heads banged really hard on the bed posts. SO hard that they're now doing things in reverse order. Why not secure a relationship with a man whom is willing and READY to commit to only you before popping out children?? I do not understand why women seem to think that the idea of "fun and kids now, get married later" will work for her. Hollywood notwithstanding....it does not. Not now, not ever.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/21 05:40 PM
3

I am already happy so please no BS Whatever the hell. Look at that main photo. That might be the effect of edibles or shrooms...I wouldn't know. But I know that ain't "happiness." And if the kids' biological dad ran away, what the hell makes her think there's gonna be some other man out there who will want to sign up for this nightmare??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/21 12:17 PM
3

If he's shorter than her, then he should consider himself lucky to not be able to look at THAT face at eye length!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/21 09:37 PM
33

I agree. She made NO sense with that comment. This woman can go straight to hell. Do not pass GO, do not collect emotional nor financial support from the men whom she friendzoned.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/21 11:15 AM
2

I suppose she can go to Singles' Night at the local nursing homes. Maybe those guys will be interested. Who am I kidding? No they won't.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/21 09:08 AM
1

Bitch, this is an all-or-nothing deal - this isn't a "a la carte buffet" where you can pick and choose what you want when you want it. And if all the men are (allegedly) not making an effort, perhaps she needs to look in the mirror.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/21 08:43 PM
3

That's an awfully big glass of wine!! All she needs to do now is delete her profile and buy some cats.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/21 08:39 AM
10

Currently pregnant so don't know what else to tell ya. That tells me enough. She's too dumb to use birth control. She can't pick a man if her (baby's) life depended on it. She is incapable of making good decisions. And finally...she will be among the hundreds of (soon-to-be) single moms who get the left-swipe.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/11/21 08:41 PM
10

[my children] come befor[e] anyone they even come befor[e] me Not true. This woman and her kids' dads came first. That's how she ended up becoming a single mother of 2.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/11/21 10:36 AM
65

College educated women are like any other woman - they want a man to provide MORE for her, do MORE than her, be MORE than she ever will be. Unfortunately, college-educated women see college-educated men as equals and peers, so they reject them romantically...and keep them in the friendzone - not just because they're great guys, but they're great guys with money, access and resources. So what's left? Chads and Tyrones...OR this mythical centaur who will be 7' tall, white, muscular, rich, educated…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/21 02:22 PM
10

If these men are smart and can actually get her to talk, she'll eventually throw herself under the bus and tell him about some...'checkered' parts of her past. Once she does that, throw out the rest of your drink, tell her good day/night, and walk away.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/21 02:14 PM
4

This right here isn't Euclidean geometry. Either she can: keep stripping, remain single and enjoy the money (while she can), or stop stripping and (try to) get another job and prepare to get dumped by the next man anyway once he finds out she's an ex-stripper Either way she looks at it, stick a fork in her because she's done. Game over.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/21 02:49 PM
18

She isn't just fishing for love...she's phishing for it too! Bang that X and keep your identity to yourself!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/21 11:26 AM
26

This wouldn't be a problem if she didn't treat men like Pokemon - she gotta bang 'em all!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/21 09:40 AM
10

She claims to know what it takes to be married, but somehow can't seem to get men to commit. Gee, I wonder why.... In any case, she can take her attitude, her SAT score AND her bong and shove them up her ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/21 12:14 AM
8

No words....nothing else to say. The photo says it all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/21 07:50 PM
15

She isn't just fishing for love...she's phishing for it too! Bang that X and keep your identity to yourself!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/21 06:43 PM
35

My guess is she posted this after getting dumped because she's looking for a beta to see her post, feel sorry for her and pick up all the shattered (read: financial) pieces of her life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/21 12:03 PM
5

Probably Discover. I hear they literally approve anybody.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/21 11:28 AM
94

Single mother of 3. 3 baby daddies. $30K credit card debt. Lives at home with her parents. AND somehow has time for an OnlyFans page?? The man of her dreams is not standing before her. He's right where he's supposed to be - in her dreams.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/21 12:37 AM
121

This is a tricky one, and I've met many men in a similar predicament. On one hand, he's told to be - for all intents and purposes - the "utility belt." He's expected to focus on making money and acquiring resources and be available 24/7/365 to do non-sexual things for/with her while she is off getting pumped-n-dumped by Chads and Tyrones. On the other hand, if this guy STOPS being that 'fallback plan,' now he's "acting weird" or "has an attitude problem" or is a misogynist. Or all of the above. …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/21 07:49 PM
12

sometimes bitchy funny...[b]isexual, I date men and women Damn, being a bitch to men AND women means she's been rejected on both sides. Man...that's gotta hurt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/21 02:40 PM
4

The cats will piss on her corpse before they eat it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/21 02:59 AM
31

I'm not looking for just sex... After having five kids, I doubt any man would commit to a woman whose vagina probably resembles the Grand Canyon.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/21 02:52 PM
28

Looking for someone who is ready to step up and be [a] father You know...she wouldn't be making this statement if she didn't get knocked up by a man who WASN'T ready or not looking for that responsibility. Who wants to bet the baby daddy is over 6 feet tall?!?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/21 02:49 PM
16

If I was Leo, and that woman next to him is his mom, I'd flip his little ass the bird.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/21 02:46 PM
43

Man...she thinks her lack of (physical) attraction for him sucks NOW.... Just wait until she hits cock bottom, I mean, ROCK bottom and she needs someone to bail her out of her dire financial straits. He'll either outright reject her or not reply. Then, gentlemen, we'll have yet another bitter man-hating cat lady on the dating websites!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/21 02:43 PM
20

Perhaps. But...what she won't get is a relationship with a man who WANTS her and only her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/21 02:00 PM
34

What the hell is her point? Put up with his crap or kick him to the curb. Either way, she needs to STFU.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/21 12:34 PM
63

It blows my mind that these chickenheads seem to think they are logical when they spew this crap. There IS a such thing as 'theory and practice.' In THEORY, this makes sense - to only her, but whatever. In PRACTICE, she failed to account for the fact that: The man may have kids with at least one other woman, or The man may not make very much money - if any at all - so that percentage he has to pay in child support will never amount to much, or He may just disappear, leaving the government or (ga…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/21 12:20 PM
28

She doesn't want to just "play" per se. If she can get that sucker to PAY to "play," then I'm sure that's probably okay. Otherwise, no way...because, you know, she's got 4 kids. Who the hell are these women fooling - themselves?!?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 02:51 PM
3

TL,DR: "Me and my kids need money...give me all you've got!!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 07:59 AM
3

Three kids, two cats and one clearly broken woman...hard pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 07:57 AM
6

I'm pretty sure she's looking for friends...with financial benefits. Meanwhile, I'm looking for that red X like it's going outta style!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 07:54 AM
17

I personally wouldn't have pursued a woman whom suffered past abuse and sexual trauma. He may have been 'patient' at first, but eventually those needs are going to have to be addressed - either with her or some other woman. Sure, they talked about having a future together, but without mutual physical intimacy, all that's left is a friendship - and persistent blue balls. And what man is gonna commit to that?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 07:52 AM
7

Firm believer that males are shit Most women ain't shit, and she's proof of that!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 07:44 AM
22

If she got burned in the comments, then let's call her a 'race car' because she's probably burning rubbers too
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/21 07:05 PM
8

"single mum to 3 kids they are my world...they come first" Actually she and their dads came first. That's how she ended up with 3 kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/21 09:59 PM
26

I asked my dad and he thinks I would be foolish to let him go. He probably told her to NOT bang her kid's dad and, well, now she's a single mom. So he's telling her to keep him. We all know how this is gonna turn out....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/21 10:29 PM
27

When women say "it is very easy to fuck in times of Tinder," they must mean it's easy for them. If there are men who are having their socks knocked off from this, I can almost guarantee it's the top 2%. None of my male friends nor I are getting very many - if any - replies on these apps anymore. "We do not know how to care, caress, look..." That's right. Most women do not know these things. They also cannot cook either.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/21 10:13 AM
7

I fucked like 60 guys in two semesters. I NEED LOVE MOTHERFUCKERS Actually, bitch, you need Jesus - and I don't even think HE is gonna help you now! Um...so did she actually GO to class, or only when it was time to bang the professor for a passing grade? I carry myself highly. No, she doesn't. That's the weed talking. I don't fuck around She just said she banged 60 guys in a school year. I guess that's not "fucking around," that's just fucking GROSS!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/21 12:04 AM
7

Unless your name is "Big Bucket O'Chicken Wings," swipe left on this one, gents.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/10/21 07:58 PM
10

Fake ass eyebrows Fake ass Fake
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/10/21 09:54 AM
6

I look very serious in the photos but in reality I am not. Yeah right. She looks as if she's got hemorrhoids on her hemorrhoids. Anyway... If that is true, why not use oh I don't know different photos, and She looks depressed, overly medicated or...chances are, both I am separated She needs to focus on getting her divorce finalized first, then she might as well go get some cats because no man wants a bitter and unpleasant woman.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/21 01:58 PM
2

Just looking to chill... Translation: "just looking for free meals and/or drinks and/or weed"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/21 11:15 PM
4

(she asks about his height) (he asks about her weight) #gangster
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/21 04:13 PM
14

if anyone asks me [a]bout my daughter's dad he's my 3rd cousin we was young and dumb ...and high AF apparently
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/21 11:28 AM
22

Be REAL! I got a better idea. Someone tell her to BE...GONE!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/21 06:07 PM
3

Looks like she needs to focus less on trying to find a husband boyfriend benefactor and focus on getting things in order for childbirth. At least she can somewhat control that since her standards are so 'extremely high' that she couldn't keep the biological father around.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/21 02:45 PM
88

Unemployed 18-year-old with FOUR KIDS??? And STILL has a list of demands for a significant other? Who in their right mind would want to sign up for this trainwreck?!?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/21 10:56 AM
8

Should I just get my own sh[i]t together 1st? She needs to start with AA. Actually, let's not waste their time. She's probably too far gone. Let her keep getting turnt up and blacking out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/10/21 08:45 PM
15

I stopped reading after "I'm pregnant"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/10/21 07:32 AM
72

The first sentence alone yielded four red flags!! Yes I'm a bitch and I know that I'm hard to deal with. Yep...hence, why she's single!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/21 10:31 PM
6

Gents, if you don't want her warts, swipe left NOW!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/21 10:36 AM
6

Career advancement, education and travel aren't things that attract men to women - period. All these so-called 'friends' of hers aren't really helping her with her love life because they don't have to - they're friends, after all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/21 10:35 AM
6

The only three things we know about her is that she's 46, has a 'great-paying' career and is single. A man doesn't need to know much else before he's running for the hills.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/21 10:28 AM
55

He broke up with his fiance of 7 years just a couple of weeks before we hung out for the first time. What the fuck ELSE did she need to hear or realize that things were not going to go anywhere with this guy?!! And, lo and behold, she got pumped and dumped and she's more damaged than ever before. I'm so sick of this and don't know how to change. She wants to 'change?' She can start by deleting all her dating profiles and GIVE UP instead of "giving it up."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/10/21 11:23 PM
8

I think he needs to leave her and try to find someone who will love him - as is - unconditionally. Good freaking luck to him or anyone for that matter trying to find that in 2021....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/10/21 09:44 PM
8

an extremely positive, open minded and peaceful person Then...why, pray tell, did your baby daddies leave?? I do have a resting bitch face though Well, there's my answer. What's on the inside eventually comes outward, right?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/21 12:45 PM
33

Nah...this one is more on the women than the men. Women do the choosing - not men. We can ask women out all day every day, but it is up to that woman saying 'YES' to his advances and proceeding accordingly. Women are choosing short-term fun and adventure over long-term stability and maturity. Then when the fun is over (read: becomes pregnant) she creates an online dating website with 90% vitriol and 10% begging for financial help. After all, Christmas IS right around the corner...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/10/21 03:25 PM
25

Someone be the reason I delete this app Delete this app - because I told you so.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/10/21 03:20 PM
2

Tech support Now she's looking for CHILD support - and not from the baby daddy!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/10/21 08:32 AM
11

Has anyone been able to change this pattern? Any thoughts and advice appreciated. Any advice?? Okay, here it comes... You are broken. Delete your profile and go away. Hope that helps...bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/21 11:26 PM
71

I've always been in abusive relationships At 33 years of age, if all she knows about relationships is abuse, neglect and disrespect; she WILL abuse, neglect and/or disrespect the next guy. She's broken. Fellas, keep your hearts cold towards this one and swipe left. Winter's coming, and she belongs on the street.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/21 08:14 AM
17

Schizophrenia => swipe left NOW
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/21 03:05 PM
5

I live with my daughter, her father, his sister and his grandparents That's a LOT of people underneath one roof, and the only one related to her is her own kid. At any given point in time, her kid's dad (or the sister or one of the grandparents) could kick her out. Like she said, she's not with the kid's dad anymore. Maybe instead of trying to find a boyfriend benefactor on a dating website, she should oh I don't know improve herself so she can get a place of her own.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/21 09:51 AM
24

Both dads left And she thinks someone else is gonna come along and clean up their 'mess??!!' Man I swear these women are clearly out their ever-loving MINDS!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/21 09:24 AM
13

Now I understand [why] men go to other countries to marry FTFY And that butter face...no. Just..no. She's done.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/10/21 04:20 PM
6

I can't. I just can't.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/21 11:06 PM
54

YES I HAVE 7 KIDS Damn...is she TRYING to beat the Duggars?? if you not trying to spoil me then don't text me We're light years ahead of you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/21 11:04 PM
23

A disheveled woman with dirty ass fingernails drinking Bud Light? THIS photo is on her profile?? Unless she can eradicate the coronavirus with her armpits, I'm not wasting my time reading her profile. Swipe left, and make sure the next one is fresh - and clean!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/21 02:14 PM
45

I tell every man to this day...if she rejects you, block her on your phone and all social media platforms. Keep. Her. BROKE.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/21 10:21 AM
2

Felt cute might delete later. If your baby daddies don't want you, why would any other man? Just delete your profile now and be done with it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/21 10:19 AM
9

Swipe left if you smell like shit I'll swipe left because her attitude is shit
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/21 10:18 AM
3

Phone number, email, street address AND PO Box?? Damn, all she needs to send him now are her medical records and her SSN!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/21 10:16 AM
38

There's absolutely nothing at all attractive about a woman who throws her PayPal/Venmo/CashApp links around as if men are just out there waiting to give some old dusty chick his hard-earned cash just because. GTFOH
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/21 01:58 AM
7

Man, if she only knew...she's saying hi to crickets....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/21 10:59 PM
3

This profile is giving me a headache. Everyone bang that X, or you'll end up with one too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/21 03:09 PM
2

Damn...she hasn't even MET the guy and she's already bossing him around!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/10/21 09:04 AM
13

Looks like this time she's gonna have to swallow something different - like her pride. There's no saving this relationship. He should dump her like day-old McDonald's fries.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/21 08:27 PM
6

This woman must look like Beetlejuice
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/21 03:44 PM
18

Breeders wanting benefactors...this is how you know the holiday season is coming!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/21 11:53 AM
4

Another breeder looking for a benefactor. Hell to the no, bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/21 10:54 AM
12

loves sports does that include fucking? enjoy[s] adventures I bet...because starting in March 2022 she's gonna be raising her child all by herself!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/21 05:06 PM
28

Yeah, no man worth his salt You overlooked the phrase in bold print.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/21 01:18 PM
9

So...does "working out" include flexing her jaw muscles while eating?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/21 11:26 AM
71

Yeah, no man worth his salt is dealing with this nightmare. She needs to move back in with her mom and call it a life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/21 09:55 AM
10

This is the part of the storyline where you simply could never feel sorry for Dale.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/21 12:53 AM
3

...wanting a nice guy... I'm sure she does NOW, after she's been pumped and dumped. ...who will treat [her] kids like his [o]wn... Two big ass lies in one sentence? This is some true talent!! /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/21 12:51 AM
16

Please don't message me I won't - and BTW you don't have to say 'please.'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/21 12:46 AM
87

I think she's banged her head one too many times on the headboard. Shout-outs to all the men she deemed to be 'boring' and didn't 'mentally stimulate' this shattered glass soul of a person. Call all the cat cafes, here comes another one! Sorry Garfield. Sorry Heathcliff.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/21 05:56 PM
28

Well, see here's this thing: she is neither easy nor amazing, so I give up and will swipe left. Her opinion of me being 'worthy' is irrelevant at that point.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/21 08:28 AM
35

I'm guessing she must have the warts to prove it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/21 08:25 AM
6

Self-certified MILF More like a self-serving bitch. There you go! FTFY!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/21 12:13 AM
12

Gah! Too much ranting, she needs to STFU!!! No wonder so many of those Tinder dates are essentially pump-n-dump!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/21 12:12 AM
130

Well there's two things we know about her baby daddies: long dongs and long gone
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/21 08:47 PM
15

Really, because I could've sworn it's actually "flipping birds to bitches and swiping left" season
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/21 07:32 PM
17

I live in the moment without considering anything Yep, and after years of doing that...how did THAT work out for you? She belongs to the cat cafes now. Her new bf will be Garfield.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/21 12:33 PM
13

"tired of being the warrior who always fights" Well, that's probably because she's either an insufferable entitled bitch or she's got the itchy scratchies down there. Or both.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/21 12:30 PM
151

Unfortunately for the fuckboy, he won't be tapping that ass anymore. Also unfortunately for all the financially solvent single childless men out there, here comes one more soon-to-be single mother on the online dating platforms with a laundry list of demands and requirements. Great.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/21 12:25 PM
60

Don't you just LOVE IT when women cry about how the man is "prefacing marriage with failure" when he asks her to sign a prenup? Of course, if SHE had the money and he didn't then it would be A-OK to ask HIM to sign one. Anytime a woman even so much as BLINKS at a prenuptial agreement, walk away. Walk FAR away.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/21 08:46 PM
19

A thinly veiled way of saying "trying to find a six-figure sucka who will commit to my fertile ass and adopt my babies so I can leave with 70% of hit stuff in 3 years." AND wants guys to add her to her Snapchat? Far too many demands for so little value in return. Thoughts and prayers to those poor children.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/21 08:43 PM
77

Twice-convicted felon. Mother of 3. A self-declared "total bipolar cuntcake" Welp, we know why the baby daddy/ies left! She's a truly virtuous woman indeed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/21 02:07 PM
9

She should just delete her profile and leave it at that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/21 12:02 PM
1

Is this a trick, because she definitely ain't no treat!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/21 08:41 PM
6

Women like her are a whole entire TRIP! She may as well have closed with: If you aren't looking to take care of a busted, dusted and disgusted single mom of soon-to-be three OOW children or date with no intentions of giving me all your disposable income, then please don't swipe right.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/21 01:40 PM
12

When you talk to me remember that I am a OLD woman, not a girl. FTFY. And no, that's not an acronym for 'online dating,' either.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/21 11:41 AM
10

I want a life w/someone. But...she already has a life with someone. Her own son. I'm young and experienced Yup, at getting pumped and dumped. Congratulations.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/21 02:42 PM
5

Doesn't look like she's worth a Big Mac
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/21 12:26 PM
31

Anyone wanna bet she's got something she can't get rid of?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/21 03:52 PM
31

Who wants to bet her 'passion' for social justice and "gender equality" not only drove her kid(s)' dad(s) away, it's keeping all other men from wanting to date her too?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/21 09:09 AM
3

A luxury travel companion...whom is a engaged mother of a 9-month-old in an open relationship with "no drama?" Oh, and if she manages to find a simp who will take her up on this garbage offer, do know she IS bringing her baby with her. Why isn't her fiance taking her on these trips? Is she really engaged to anyone??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/21 02:36 PM
8

I'm honestly just ready for Halloween and hoodies Sure, she is. She's only been in costume all year long. Sushi or nothing. Nothing - exactly what she's worth to me
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/21 05:47 AM
79

I think it's pretty safe to say if she can't spell, she can't cook or do much else either... Other than get knocked up, of course.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/21 05:21 AM
14

bf = benefactor
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/09/21 03:17 PM
2

I don't understand why this person felt the need to create a dating profile requesting a particular man to sire her baby. Oh wait, now I do! The contract says no contact and no legal parental rights. It says absolutely nothing about that man being permanently exempt from ever having to pay child support!! Any man thinking about sticking his proverbial d*** in this trap deserves to be 'castrated!'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/09/21 02:38 AM
7

Nope. She's not worth it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/09/21 12:11 AM
21

What's wrong with men? Nothing if they were able to sustain an erection long enough to pump her before dumping her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/21 11:38 PM
11

The only ring she deserves that's 3ct. or more is an onion ring. Actually, no. She doesn't even deserve that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/21 10:15 PM
4

What...the...fuck???
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/21 06:09 PM
15

Sounds like she'd make one helluva politician
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/21 01:18 PM
26

Mic drop. 100% accurate. Nothing else to say here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/21 12:54 PM
3

She's looking for Tyrone the Loan
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/21 11:11 AM
66

So...I have to ask this question: What the hell did she hope to accomplish or even GAIN by creating this video?? Validation? Sympathy? What we DO know is she's got a bunch of kids, she's absolutely horrible at choosing men, and neither one of the baby daddies committed. So given all that...why would anyone else want to commit to this trainwreck she calls her 'life?'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/21 12:04 PM
37

The kid isn't even a full year old and she's a recovering alcoholic?!?! What sane man worth his salt would commit to this??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/21 01:01 AM
11

I agree, but if we can be honest, that option does exist and women whom qualify are taking full advantage of whichever of those benefits they can get - regardless of how you and I feel about it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/21 02:58 PM
40

I hate to say this, but instead of signing up for an online dating website, she needs to apply for those government benefits and call it a life. Her life is over long before she's old enough to (legally) drink her sorrows away.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/21 11:20 AM
7

I bet her inbox is as empty as her life
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/21 09:12 AM
6

There's no need to read her profile - the look on that dog says it all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/09/21 12:11 PM
8

I'm having some difficulty connecting with the type of guy I'm looking for That's because she's got her head so far stuck up her own ass that she's getting high on her own farts.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/09/21 10:51 AM
7

I hear this story often, and in my personal life it's always a woman and she has serious mental issues. This physically-disabled divorced mother attempted suicide and can't seem to figure out why her own children don't want to be around her, much less other people...?!?!?!?! If all these people are walking away from her, then she is clearly the problem. I wonder if one of those "bullshit platitudes" was to seek professional help.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/21 07:46 PM
60

This was (more than likely) written by a woman who must be SO unattractive, she couldn't get laid even if she paid a man for it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/21 02:22 AM
2

This was (more than likely) written by a woman who must be SO unattractive, she couldn't get laid even if she paid a man for it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/21 01:56 AM
10

I like to play video games, watch movies/Netflix, and listen to music. She forgot to include 'bareback banging.' As we continue to swipe left en masse, hope she enjoys the silence while she can before that baby is born.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/21 05:54 PM
1

Sounds like she could save herself a lot of time, energy and effort and just bang all the men who walk through the front door of this apartment. And when she's 'met' them all, she can move onto the next apartment. This isn't going to bode well for her long term because she won't be able to get free drinks this way.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/21 07:57 AM
12

I got nothing on this one. Even if I was to list out what a man is indeed looking for in a mate, what are the odds that this woman meets one of those standards? She's 22 and is in need of help getting dressed, much less being able to take care of a home. No thanks, I'm good.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/21 12:50 AM
29

I truly hope this man finds another woman. A better one whom will adore and love only him without her having to reminisce about the wild sex she had from most (if not all) of her 'toxic' relationships.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/21 12:47 AM
79

Her priority should be her newborn baby - not trolling Bumble for betas!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/21 11:55 PM
11

Sounds like she's wants a man with a split personality. To match with hers, I suppose.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/21 08:31 PM
19

Woman good, man bad. Y'all be healed now. Seriously, church folks gossip just as much - if not more - than the secular ones. You can't just up and leave a church like you can a date at a dinner table if she decides to clown you after asking her out. That girl tells one friend, that friend tells two others. Before you know it, the entire congregation knows you asked that girl out and (depending on the people) will presume that you're a sexual predator wanting to drag an 'innocent' woman down and …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/21 08:33 AM
7

Well...there it is. She doesn't want marriage or children....or any responsibility for that matter, including taking care of her (non-existent) man. She's a self-serving bitch, so she should be quite content with suiting herself. Bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/21 08:11 AM
4

No man worth his salt wants to date a woman who is this unstable
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/09/21 12:57 PM
13

There's a reason she's wearing so much RED in these photos: All of her children live with their dad. She remarried, and now the current husband is incarcerated. So now she's on a dating website looking for friends?? How about joining a gym??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/09/21 09:54 PM
10

She wants a Provider, Protector and a Leader Then tell her to call on Jesus because none of us want her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/09/21 02:07 PM
16

something real or just to have fun The latter is exactly what got her in the predicament she's in right now. The only "real" in her life is how bad she fucked it up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/09/21 08:34 AM
10

I will not put my ass in a car that costs less than 100K Damn bitch, how big are you? Was your last 'car' an actual truck that had 'Mayflower' on it?? Women like her deserve to remain single.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/09/21 11:56 PM
4

Batshit crazy single mother? Hard pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/21 08:43 PM
7

Just so we're clear: Never mind. I swiped left before I gave a shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/21 08:42 PM
32

She's not financially solvent enough to secure custody of both of her children. That needs to be her number one priority in life before trying to date anyone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/21 08:41 PM
19

Finding someone at Big Brothers Big Sisters of America would have been a better option, but she probably also wants the guy to give her $$$ so she can go to the club, oh I mean 'bible study.' That wouldn't be fair to either one of those men at all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/21 08:23 AM
53

A lot of us had dreams of that as well. Unfortunately with the dating climate we have today, we men are going to be hard-pressed to find any woman nowadays who are willing to provide a fraction of the things you listed UNLESS he is "One With the Three Sixes" and then some. Not saying it is impossible and will never happen for you, but try not to be surprised if it doesn't happen for you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/21 03:45 PM
15

...so if that's all you want fuck off LMAO don't get mad at us because YOU fucked up! I don't want you to feel like you have to look after/support my child...she's my responsibility and I wouldn't ask anyone for help Said every single mother up until some sucker landed in her trap. Then she'll remove all instances of 'not' from the above sentence. I was born at night, but not last night.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/21 11:19 AM
11

This really looks like a CGI-generated image.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/21 01:23 AM
4

Heads up everyone, we've got a world premiere right here! Phsyco must be "next-level psycho" - especially when she's cognizant enough to warn men preemptively about it. Fuck swiping left...RUN!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/21 02:03 PM
13

I'm expecting my second child, don't like don't swipe right! Things happen for a reason! She's right about that. When she does stupid shit like banging without protection and she ends up pregnant, it just is what it is. We men who busted our asses to get all this money and access and resources need to just deal with it. So now, she's looking for a benefactor, I mean 'boyfriend' who will 'settle down' with her and commit to her so she can leave with half of his wealth and go back to whatever the …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/21 02:00 PM
84

I have 3 children, so if that puts you off then swipe left. She's correct for the most part. Here's what she should have said: I have 3 children, so if raising and financially providing for other men's children puts you off then swipe left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/21 01:55 PM
38

Also due to have a little girl. 19 years old and she wants to settle down? I think what she really wants is to sink her hooks into a man with money so she can leave with half of everything and go back to whatever it was she was doing before she got knocked up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/21 01:52 PM
54

This is a self-fulfilling prophecy: women write about how busy they are with children and work and life and somehow thinks a man is going to be attracted to that. It's fine to have a life, but when she presents herself as one with so much going on in her life to where there's no room for anything else - including dating - then men are going to pass on her ass regardless of whether she has kids or not.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/21 01:50 PM
3

Where have all the decent men gone? Well, I can tell you one thing they've got in common: they all swiped left on your ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/21 10:45 PM
3

"My whole fucking about me got erased & I'm not happy about it so this is what you get to read now" Damn. When Tinder's algorithm thinks you're full of shit, it's time to give up on dating.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/21 12:32 PM
18

With an attitude THIS bad, she'd have to resort to using gorilla-glue to keep a man - and even then I'd doubt he'd stay
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/21 11:36 AM
9

She should look on the bright side: at least people are finding her online. Good for business, bad for personal life. She made her decision and, as a result, has to accept BOTH. Good for you, "James."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/21 09:14 PM
72

I still to this day cannot fathom WHY a woman would think men respond to this sorta crap. It just doesn't make any logical sense to neg and insult men thinking "this is what it will take to get the 'right' man to step up and prove himself." Bang that X as hard as life banged her face with an ugly stick.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/21 12:32 PM
9

They say "a picture is worth a thousand words." Hers will give me a thousand nightmares.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/21 08:54 AM
10

Seems like she'd have more success with becoming impregnated during a one night stand. But wait...if she did that, then she couldn't secure the $$$. P.S.: I believe the word is 'communion.' She might wanna ease up on her stringent sperm donor requirements and work on her education instead.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/21 01:50 PM
7

...message me and see where it goes... Looking for a loyal, honest man AFTER having four sons...how's THAT going??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/21 04:03 PM
8

Not only does she needs to stay away from OLD, she needs to give up on dating altogether. Or at least until she seeks out a therapist whom can help her with her issues. Women who include "I have trust issues" (or some facsimile) to her profile shouldn't be dating AT ALL.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/21 01:23 AM
2

And just like that, she single-handedly made orange the new wack.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/21 01:13 PM
376

If a woman has to spend $5000 for a matchmaker to help her find someone, there are bigger and much more serious issues to address beforehand.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 01:14 AM
6

She's looking for a hero? Homey...cut her loose. Footloose. Kick off your Sunday shoes and watch the game. Or play them instead. Or do both.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/08/21 10:38 PM
16

She could have saved herself the effort of creating this profile and just make things right with the kid's dad - wherever he may be. If she even remembers who he is. Aw, forget it. My tomorrow will be no different from yesterday. Just swipe left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/08/21 02:34 PM
10

My phones cost more than your self-worth. This is an obvious indicator of a woman over-compensating for the lack of male attention she's attempting to (but never will) get.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/08/21 01:37 AM
5

Someone once told me that you attract flies with honey, not vitriolic vinegar. And brother, her profile is loaded with just that. "Tinder is dumb. Prove me wrong." Unattractive women looking to be more than someone's 'receptacle' on Tinder (of all places) are dumb. "Add my Snap...." Add my flipped bird. Want something more than FWB. If he hasn't swiped left before reading this, he will now. You probably can't hold my attention, good luck trying. You probably haven't heard from any men on this pl…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/21 09:44 PM
4

10 no-sparks = 10 free dinners
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/21 04:42 PM
7

I stopped reading after "I am a single mom of two kids"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/21 09:13 PM
33

"bratty energy" => erratic and psychotic (also known as 'batshit') Hard pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/21 08:12 AM
4

This chick's got more problems than a math book! Fuck swiping left, RUN!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/21 09:10 PM
5

Just so we're clear about her being clear: "...ultimately, I want a benefactor who will pay for it all and in return he gets to be in my presence." That's a definite nope. Keep her BROKE!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/21 09:03 PM
17

She's looking for a glucose guardian, gents. And by those piercings I'm willing to be she has the mentality of an 18-year-old. She'd have better luck winning the lottery.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/21 09:01 PM
2

Omg she's got more problems than a math book! Fuck swping left, RUN!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/21 02:09 PM
2

Yeah...another chick with a broken heart and a broken spirit. While she continues to spin her wheels (read: ride the CC), swipe left and figure something else out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/21 01:17 AM
12

The origin of the man who sired this child is indeterminate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/08/21 04:10 PM
1

Hopefully he blocked her ass after that thumbs down emoji...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/21 10:40 PM
12

Often times when women pine over men like this right in front of me, she is immediately disqualified as a relationship prospect. Either we're banging that day and/or I'm walking away.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/21 07:30 PM
3

First of all, why the hell would a woman have children if she hates them??? No need to mention the rest. This profile shows more red than Crimson Tide, and she's not even worth a pump-n-dump.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/21 10:11 AM
20

There's far too much drama going on with her to reiterate it here. Her biggest fuck up out of all this is getting herpes. That was the nail in her coffin. Shout-outs to all the men who ran for the hills when she disclosed her sexual health, and many, many thoughts and prayers for her child, whom didn't ask for any of this mess.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/21 11:08 PM
20

You approach this by walking away. The end.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/21 11:00 PM
132

I'm blunt, no filter, short temper and the most impatient human alive. A very long-winded way of calling herself a mega bee-yotch. Clearly there's no need to ask why her daughter's dad bailed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/21 07:43 PM
21

A woman in her early 20s is the most attractive she'll ever be and she's not able to get dates??? After reading more, it's not that she couldn't attract men - she pushed away any one who was even the slightest bit interested in her. Sorry, not sorry...that's HER fault.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/21 07:41 PM
5

The past haunts me, the present haunts me, the future scares me. No shit? Her damn photos scare me! Is she crazy, sexy or cool...and how often does she change personalities??!! Don't go chasing this waterfall, gents. Bang that X and stay dry out there!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/21 02:53 PM
5

People say I'm intimidating Nah, you're just a bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/21 07:57 AM
1

Always down with friends. She left this open-ended on purpose. This could mean "friends with benefits" for the men whom are over 5'11" and "friends with Benjamins" for everyone else.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/21 08:42 PM
2

There it is. Homey went radio silent on this Single Momma Drain - simple and plain. (P.S.: I found it comical that she had the nerve to ask him if he saw a problem with her inability to take care of herself and her kids.)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/21 08:40 PM
2

Is that so? Well, the way to win ME over is...who the hell am I kidding? I would have already swiped left on this chick.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/21 01:51 PM
24

Or a 4. You didn't factor in her fat head and overgrown ego.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/21 01:49 PM
14

I bet you 10 to 1 she's a feminist who browbeats men with her job title and resume. We men don't give a shit about how much money a woman makes, or her "great job." We men care about her beauty. Is she genuinely feminine? Is she a pleasure to be around, or she is petulant PITA? Can she cook/bake a meal without pitching a fit? This woman is 29 and she's allegedly having the same struggles of women 10 years her senior. Her problem is probably right in her face and she's choosing not to acknowledge…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/08/21 08:24 AM
50

Who wants to bet she was high AF when she created this profile?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/08/21 10:28 PM
61

"...unfortunately for most I do come with 'baggage'..." Uh...and unfortunately for YOU, most men are swiping left. Can't handle it? Swipe left. Too late. Seriously...how the hell could he tell his family and friends "yeah, my gf for 8 weeks is giving birth to another man's baby and I'm gonna sign the birth certificate." GTFOH
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/08/21 09:50 PM
31

Somebody needs therapy, and it's NOT the men
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/21 11:51 PM
12

First of all, props for the tagline mentioning 'chemistry' and 'octet rule.' She's out here with 8 kids and blames the man for her insecurities. I think she's full of shit or, using her words, "due do." We all know she's on here looking for help, but seriously, she's fighting a lost cause. I don't know of any human - male or female - whom would ever consider shouldering even a small fraction of this burden. She needs to delete her profile and put her focus into her children.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/21 05:29 PM
9

Lord have mercy...this chick is a head case! Swipe left, gents. Ain't nobody got time for that!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/21 10:32 AM
12

She's a banker, eh? Looking for a step daddy for her kid? Men are going to swipe left in droves - she can bank on that!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/21 07:57 AM
2

Clever wit...but no cigar. Swipe left, gents.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/08/21 01:11 AM
17

Man ran away? Unless he's the father of those kids, he is smart!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/21 11:18 PM
17

I wonder if by announcing the due date, the woman somehow thinks a man is going to want to hurry up and commit....?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/21 06:47 PM
4

Yeah, no. Not even Photoshop can conceal her age.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/21 02:42 AM
17

I get the sinking suspicion she's lying about her age in the hopes of trapping, er, "attracting" an older, affluent man. Don't let her make YOU the joke...keep her BROKE!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/21 02:40 AM
8

She's keeping it real, maybe she's right. Meanwhile, I'm swiping left.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/21 02:38 AM
7

And the sad thing about this is...she'll find him. Five years from now, she'll be singing a slightly different tune. At that point, not only will he need to be 6' tall, he'll need to be insanely athletic, six-figure salary, cars, house and NO kids of his own.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/21 07:36 PM
25

"...so if responsibility scares you..." I have this passive-aggressive shit. What she meant to say is: "...so if taking care of another man's responsibility scares you..."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/08/21 02:56 PM
2

Far too many demands for one whom is homely. Hard pass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/08/21 11:24 AM
18

Going out, having fun, sleeping around, having OOW children, baby daddy(-ies) nowhere to be found... ...and THEN they realize "oh shit, children are expensive AF...I need someone who has $$$,$$$ and is an Adonis to be with!" Well, they are right about one thing: the fun times ARE over. A few guys will sex her and next her...but her dreams of a secure, loving and exclusive relationship are shot to hell.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/21 01:30 PM
6

"I'm beautiful, well educated, smart, successful and funny...I'm a catch..." If she is truly a catch, then why didn't (one of) her kids' dads commit to her? I'll tell you why: because she's lying. FWIW, she should just delete this profile and go buy some pets instead. NO man - much less one who meets all this stringent criteria - is going to commit to her, her kids and her horrible attitude.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/21 08:10 AM
45

If you're going to waste my time or if you can clearly see that your money and resources are going to go down the proverbial drain and you yourself will end up being miserable due to my incessant whining and crying and demanding then just swipe [left]. Translated that for her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/21 06:38 PM
20

She's probably correct about the line "Not here for your games." Because she's there for your money, resources and 'adult placeholder' role so she can stop hiring babysitters.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/21 04:17 PM
2

So it's "Look-in" and not "looking?" ROFLMMFAO!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/21 03:04 PM
10

After reading this vitriol, does she think anyone is going to take her seriously?? The only way this woman will become a mom is to...wait for it...go buy some cats.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/21 08:07 AM
30

For anyone who knows of a woman whom is in a similar predicament and always wondered what he can do for her, the answer is...nothing. There isn't a damn thing you can do in this situation - other than walk away. He - or any man for that matter - will never get the favor of a broken woman. Her issues are her burden for her to bear. Avoid these women like the plague.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/08/21 10:34 PM
30

She literally described AT LEAST three different personalities in this profile. No thanks, I'm good.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/08/21 05:48 PM
2

Single mom who has 4 kids but only has custody of 2? And yet she wants MORE children? Seriously??? Currently on welfare and fighting baby daddies for child support. Demands that the man have a job and will marry her by the end of the year?? GTFOH with that shit! If she needs benefits, then she needs to get off her ass and go get a job herself!! P.S.: WTF is "won'k?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/08/21 12:10 PM
2

Nope you're not the a$$hole here. All you need to do is the following: Dump that bitch There is no #2
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/08/21 12:37 AM
14

Must want something real. Must be serious about commitment. Must love (her) kids. Must look great physically. Must have sense of humor. Damn...what the hell is SHE going to provide for HIM?? Anything???!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/08/21 12:36 AM
12

Wow, she's clearly the sharpest tool in the shed! I wonder if this could be why she's still single?!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/08/21 12:33 AM
5

Women are a trip. If she doesn't want the other girl to be 'competition,' then don't invite her ass. Too simple to make sense...I guess.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/08/21 02:00 AM
14

step daddy season? No, it's more like "dumb bitch millennium."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/21 11:07 PM
3

She doesn't have enough fingers and toes to count all the men in this thread alone who've thought about saying the exact same thing to her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/21 11:05 PM
10

Rolling blunts doesn't help with bills. Perhaps she could focus more on her winged eyeliner, so it can fly in some fucks for men to give since her baby daddy/ies left her with none.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/21 11:04 PM
4

This is actual and factual
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/21 01:26 PM
5

...then please swipe nope Um...how about I hit that X like your ex(es) "hit it and quit it."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/21 01:25 PM
2

I'm a 21 yr old single southern stripper mama of 2...boys FTFY Now, everyone: bang that X and keep it moving.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/21 01:23 PM
1

She needs to find the baby daddy of Baby #4 if she's looking to become a 'wife.' If he says no (if she can even remember who TF he even is) then might I suggest she marry herself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/21 08:42 PM
1

I understand every woman has baggage in some way, shape, form or fashion....but blaming her batshit craziness on the men of her past and dumping all her issues on the next will ensure that there will never be a 'next.'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/21 08:41 PM
1

She lost me after I saw "who will put up with my crap." Guess I'm not the man for her - thank goodness.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/21 08:38 PM
4

She's Twilight Zonin if she thinks a man of ANY race is gonna put a ring on THAT finger!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/21 08:37 PM
3

Dating a pregnant teenager is NOT 'greatness' by any stretch of the imagination.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/21 07:46 PM
1

What she wrote in her profile might get her a passing grade in a literature class; however, she mentions nothing about what she brings to the table. Using her metaphor, she's looking for a trilogy that's going to get her 'hooked...in the first chapter.' In her own words, it seems that the gym rats have been the only men whom piqued her interest and later on she got bored. The other men lost her on the 'first chapter.' Perhaps we need to drop this course and find a modern book written by a younge…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/21 12:49 PM
3

Mother of 3 teenagers...[n]ever been married And unmarried she shall remain.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/21 11:33 PM
8

Young, hot, thick gma There is nothing at all attractive about dating a 33-year-old grandmother. Either she needs to date (much) older men whom may also be grandfathers or she needs to get a cat and call it a day.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/21 11:28 PM
23

Perhaps it's because he got past the pretty exterior (if it still exists) and started to realize how pretentious, vapid, materialistic and/or self-centered she is and decided the juice wasn't worth the squeeze.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/21 12:11 AM
3

I seriously wonder why on earth a woman would think there are men out there who are lusting after women saddled with baggage and multiple children instead of those who are childless.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/08/21 10:35 PM
8

Men are looking for girlfriends, not spoiled rotten sugar babies. Bang that X and keep it movin...in and out of some other woman, I say.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/08/21 10:33 PM
16

She's not looking for anything but attention. I'd swipe left with no hesitation.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/08/21 06:20 PM
6

The woman is just lashing out because someone laid the truth on her, and it stung worse than 1000 wasps. Okay, she banged that guy's friend. So what? What's hurting her the most is that man is not putting so much as a Ring Pop on her finger. She belongs to the streets now. She's done.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/08/21 11:30 AM
5

Wow, she changed her age and her hairstyle in the new profile. Is she desperate? Yup. I think I'll take my chances with the twentysomethings.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/08/21 11:28 AM
13

Why do I get the suspicion that she actually has more children than just the one mentioned in her profile?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/08/21 11:24 AM
174

You owe this woman nothing more than lifelong silent treatment.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/21 01:48 AM
11

Our thots and players are IN her during this difficult time. FTFY.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/21 09:03 AM
172

She went on a TINDER date. Not eHarmony. Not Christian Mingle. Freaking Tinder. She got pumped-n-dumped. Full stop. Point blank. Bottom line. Making this video didn't help her AT ALL.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/21 11:10 PM
87

They want Dr. Tupac
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/21 03:01 PM
17

I got a first reaction, and my immediate impulse was to swipe left
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/21 12:57 AM
30

"Build a friendship" => "become her sugar daddy and personal concierge" Fuck. No.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/21 12:22 AM
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