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They actually believe their own hype and probably hasn't seen a non-filtered to hell image of themselves in a decade.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/25 10:17 PM
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It's also the bare minimum. /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/24 12:16 AM
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I feel like that lie has a short shelf life one way or the other.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/07/24 10:31 PM
46

Start telling women you make $150k a year and then write articles on how disrespectful it is that they try to find out how much you actually make and how unfair it is that men are sometimes judged by their salary.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/07/24 08:40 PM
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"I'm open if something happens" means she would be ok if she did nothing and the perfect man somehow dropped out of the sky and into her lap. And he better be perfect. She ain't dealing with no 85% perfect man, that loser can just keep on falling.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/07/24 07:31 PM
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You know every time you say no to giving her money winds up in a fight about loving the money more than her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/05/24 05:28 PM
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Wow, sounds like she's totally in to you. You should definitely meet up with her. Also, weird that yelling at a Psychologist in court didn't swing the case her way. That's usually a sure-fire way to show you're a mature, responsible adult who is capable of raising children.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/24 05:43 PM
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"I'd rather be alone than be with the wrong man" Ok, great, then be alone instead of posting your entire personal life onto a website to try to avoid being alone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/24 08:56 PM
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"I'm warm, nituring, loving, and kind". Followed by 500 words showing the exact opposite
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/24 08:02 PM
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She wants the man to do all of the things and be flirty too??? That's kind of her job
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/01/24 09:07 PM
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You glossed over the most important part. "I'm less interested in pleasing men." Well yeah, that will definitely lead to fewer 2nd dates.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/23 05:59 PM
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"I'm wondering if its an NYC issue" Imagine living in one of the most densely populated cities on Earth and thinking the problem is just with the city and not you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/23 06:33 PM
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I'll never understand how people think that successful, attractive, tall, intelligent, family minded men are just sitting around waiting for a girl to figure it out at 38 and then wanting a family. Those dudes were taken a looong time ago
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/12/23 06:24 PM
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If it made sense it wouldn't be a dumpster fire
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/23 10:18 PM
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Temporary have an of page = my nudes and vids will permanently on the internet Wonder which dad has to have that uncomfortable conversation with the kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/23 09:24 PM
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Judge Mental is a killer name for a band or comic book character
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/23 06:27 PM
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No, she meant blue color. She'd get all the Smurfs when there's only 1 other female
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/23 09:49 PM
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Tell me how many dates it will be until we have sex. I'm over 30 so I don't want to waste my time
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/23 01:45 PM
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1% of u have a chance with me. However, that 1% guy will be dating someone other than a 40 year old with 2 kids who says nothing about herself that's remotely appealing
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/23 05:48 PM
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Cool story. Now let me give you the list of what I "deserve" and how I'm not settling for anything else
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/08/23 05:42 PM
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Nah, its pretty obvious she doesn't care how the guy comes
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/23 12:12 AM
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Damn, if you're stripping and still can't pay the bills its long past time to get out and find a new career
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/23 05:42 PM
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Well, at least in the long run some cats will be adopted
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/23 05:11 PM
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And she was so excited about it too. Multiple times she said she "had to share this with the world". Like she had some life changing breakthrough on that spreadsheet.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/23 04:41 AM
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She's so close. When she said she came up with a marketing plan I thought for sure she meant a plan to highlight her positives to a man. But no, of course its a 36 item list of "required" things that a man must have to win a near menopausal woman.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/23 04:18 AM
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"I'm an easy going person" The rest of your profile says otherwise
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/23 05:39 PM
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Here's exactly everything she said about herself in the profile: I'm not crazy. Three words about herself and it turns out she's lying
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/23 03:25 PM
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"Its sad how most women are used to toxic, irresponsible men...." Cue the line of women in the comments saying that's their preferred man
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/23 06:07 PM
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There was a trend about a year ago of women listing themselves on old profiles as if they were cars. Strangely enough, they always said low miles and only 1 previous owner. It might have been 1 owner but it sure got leased and rented out quite a bit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/23 05:59 PM
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Lol, she needs 6 ft+ but she's just 5'5"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/23 03:48 AM
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Brilliant move really, basing your dating life on a character who had severe brain damage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/23 03:11 PM
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"I have no time in my schedule for dating. Also, I should spend months of my life on a reality dating show." Tell me you just want attention without telling me you just want attention
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/23 07:39 PM
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"As a man, I need to feel strong and masculine." "Ok, then go to the gym and put the work in." "No no no, the woman must make me feel that way."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/23 06:41 PM
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As a "dancer" you'd think she'd at least get some exercise
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/23 08:06 PM
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"I'm here for a long time, not a good time." Maury: Your three kids and two divorces determined that is a lie.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/23 06:06 PM
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I'm going to list myself as 6'4" and then say I lied about my height for search purposes. Hopefully you're not hung up on numbers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/23 10:10 PM
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Good to know that the only thing she'd negotiate is her cooking
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/23 11:58 PM
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I'd bet money she'll look through that journal feeling justified and disappointed by men that she couldn't find one that had every positive of every man she ever met with none of negatives. It could never be her fault, she was let down by men
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/23 08:39 PM
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When a 5 thinks she can pull 9s and 10s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/23 03:09 PM
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Then watch how she complains about not being able to find a "good" man.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/22 06:30 PM
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Yeah, pretty bold of her to assume that the older people who like her now will still like her in 7 years. Like that'll be doing them a favor
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/22 06:05 PM
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She literally says "I know it's tinder and I know what it's used for buuuutt" She knows it yet somehow she's shocked enough to post it. Ma'am, you're going to McDonald's and complaining about the food. Expect the same outcome until you stop going there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/22 01:51 AM
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Funny how I hear so much about how men have to "do their fair share" of housework but I've never heard a word about women doing their fair share of mowing the lawn, shoveling snow, and changing the oil.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/12/22 02:58 AM
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Spoiler: the guy did come to your city. He also dm'd a dozen women to see which ones would meet him. One of his better choices said yes. He chose her over you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/22 03:27 PM
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Now ask her how much a man needs to make to date her and tell her to get fucked if she thinks men are wallets.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/22 06:13 PM
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Wonder if the husband could day he's happily married if he fucked the neighbors wife. Strange how she got the stay at home life she wanted and still wasn't content.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/22 11:45 PM
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Lol, preggers and still thinks men are turned on seeing her in her underwear
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/12/22 02:17 PM
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Is was with her until she said "what should I do, make myself less clever?" Oh honey, you are so far away from understanding it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/22 06:48 PM
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It's every dating profile. They think that saying that they like to laugh is a major selling point. Thank God we're done with "live, laugh, love" Now to get on the girls who "work hard, play harder." Bitch, I've never seen you get up in the morning, rush out to be at play on time, and then play for 8+ hours every day.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/11/22 06:30 PM
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And must have all this but be willing to settle for a 43 year old broke artist.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/22 09:57 PM
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I think I'd count delusion as pretty bad. Especially when she writes 2 paragraphs about ranking people and then says that she'd never rank people on looks. You spend a lot of time on it lady for someone that never does it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/22 11:54 PM
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Have you seen a dating profile lately? You'll get duck lips and that's it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/22 08:56 PM
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Whenever I do a certain thing I never get what I want. I recognize that and could change that and do things differently but I'm going to keep doing the thing and write a 500 word complaint on Reddit wondering why that keeps happening
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/22 10:52 PM
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I feel like I'm hearing Kevin Samuels tell dolts that successful men don't need help with their successful business.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/22 01:25 AM
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The Ciiiiiiiiiiiiircle of life
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/22 04:38 PM
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At what point in this entire profile was anything appealing to a man written?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/22 07:47 PM
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And the best part is she still judges them. She wrote "even fat dudes act like they're too good for me." She is literally doing the exact thing that she criticizes men for.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/22 03:57 PM
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"I still get around pretty well"??? Does she think the sticking point is that we don't think fat people can move? Like we're afraid they'll just topple over at some point and that's why men aren't attracted to them?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/22 03:54 PM
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I mean, she has no kids and that is ok. We go after the ones with 4 kids by 25 we can give some credit for not poisoning the well.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/22 02:22 AM
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Wow, she makes about 8 complaints before saying that she's "pretty chill"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/09/22 01:09 AM
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Same. I was ok until I read the word queen. Honey, you don't even treat yourself like a queen. Why would I?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/22 07:03 PM
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And that's the guy she "cares about"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/22 06:07 PM
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"I'm sorry sir, but due to new rules we will not be able to have sex until next quarter"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/22 03:59 PM
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And if he was just pumping and dumping them there would be a million articles about how he's afraid of commitment and whining that he needs to be in a relationship
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/22 03:56 PM
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Yeah, tell her that she can't read harlequin novels or like another man's post because that's cheating.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/22 11:14 PM
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He's toxic, he won't let me leave. But it's ok, we broke up
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/22 02:44 AM
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Now why do you have to drag a poor dog into it?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/22 02:43 AM
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You can't build a housewife out of a ho
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/22 09:08 PM
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You thought she'd learn her lesson after kid #5?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/22 10:15 PM
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Don't forget the cute animal face filter so every girl can look like a little forest critter. Men absolutely love that at her age
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/22 10:07 PM
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I'm imaging a dating profile where a guy says he's looking for a girl to do womanly things around the house. Cook, clean, take care of my kids and knowing how to treat a man is a must. Oh a btw my ex is 6 months pregnant
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/07/22 10:17 PM
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I wish there was a prompt on OLD sites that says "If you're looking for more than sex what do you have to offer that a man would want besides sex." Heads would explode
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/07/22 10:34 PM
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So to sum up this profile: Cons: 4 kids by 26 Works 55+ hours Can't afford a babysitter You will be, at best, the 5th highest priority in her life Pros: ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/22 05:28 PM
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The base level man for these women has to have tons of money, a great job, house, car, tall, handsome, athletic, funny, great personality, smart, treat her right. Now you want to throw "leveling up" into the equation??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/22 03:02 PM
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Of course they do. It's an ego boosting trip. It's them saying a guy isn't good enough for the wonderful treasure that they are.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/22 06:43 PM
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So you didn't pay a sex worker and that's somehow her fault?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/22 05:44 PM
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Yeah, I wish we could see the continuation of that conversation
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/22 11:04 PM
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"If we went on a first date and you wanted to get me a gift, what would it be?" A clue. I'd get you a clue
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/22 12:29 PM
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I'm talking to you now for free and nothing about this conversation makes we want to spend money for this
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/22 04:47 PM
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This. Women have been watching so many rom coms where the "right" man will fight for them regardless of their flaws (ironically, while eliminating dozens of guys for the slightest flaw) that they believe it to be reality.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/22 10:28 PM
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Mighty bold of you to assume she'd wait until he's finished to chase a higher tier man
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/22 05:45 PM
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You're shocked that her passions include food
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/22 03:30 PM
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Be grateful. They're showing you their damage before you invest anything in them
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/22 02:22 PM
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"my body my choice bitch, I own it*", Up until the point where there's a single negative consequence that I don't agree with. Then this contract is immediately null and void and no one is allowed to judge me* **Unless, of course, those judgments see me in a positive light. Those judgments will still be allowed
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/22 07:20 PM
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I use bait to catch a bluefish but I really want a tuna. Why do I keep catching bluefish?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/22 12:44 PM
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And House Stark as well. It's good to know which fictional associations she isn't a part of
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/22 03:47 PM
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God, just seeing the words tryna and Ima makes my dick soft
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/05/22 10:12 PM
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It's not about shaming men. I'm a big boy, I can handle words. I believe most of the others can too. Between this and jre it's crazy. You're in here trying to Braveheart us to the other site and there's words that are too dangerous to be used? We have to Voldemort our way around certain terms? Come on, we're all (mostly) adults here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/05/22 02:33 AM
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Wait, so there will still be censorship? I thought that was the point of the whole thing? We're trading one group of banned terms and topics for another?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/05/22 02:19 AM
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Damn, so she had the first kid, baby daddy split, and she was already with and impregnated by another baby daddy within 6 months??? That's almost talented
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/22 02:14 PM
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You expected her to be responsible?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/22 04:12 PM
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"I don't know what to put here." How about fucking anything positive or beneficial about you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/22 12:59 AM
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Finally, some play for Professor X
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/22 03:37 PM
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Since they're the Magic words in every female profile I'd love to respond "I'm not 6'3", get over it"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/22 03:35 PM
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She does not get invited to parties
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/22 03:34 PM
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They're confused why the men with the three 6's aren't chasing. It must be because they're intimidated by her. There's no other possible reason
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/22 05:21 PM
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wHo HuRt YoU????
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/22 05:15 PM
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Mighty bold of you to assume that they give a fuck about the way to a man's heart
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/22 05:14 PM
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Don't forget, after work you have to follow the schedule to pick up and drop off each kid at soccer/dance/baseball practice
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/22 11:23 PM
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I hate how women value my height. I am more than a number on a tape measure I hate how women value my income. I am more than a wallet. I hate how women value my physique. I am more than the lumps in my body. See how stupid all of that sounds
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/22 04:49 PM
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They never do. It's like if a used car salesman mentioned everything broken down with car and was surprised that no one wanted to spend top dollar for it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/22 03:35 PM
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I'll never understand why these women think that advertising "guys don't like to talk to me" or "guys usually leave me after sex" is a good thing
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/22 04:53 AM
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She didn't want to do any of it, just like she really didn't want to do the sexual things with him. She only did them as a way to keep the guy from leaving. She legit says in the post that she doesn't want to get a police report.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/22 09:21 PM
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I really can't stand when people use therapy as an excuse when they fuck up. You lied to him because you knew he wouldn't like the answer and you didn't want to face the consequences and you thought you'd never get caught. Don't need to take up a therapist's time to find out you were too scared to deal with negative consequences. And yes, she has absolutely lied to you before to avoid consequences. This is not her first dance
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/22 09:10 PM
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Most modern women have no idea how to present themselves in dating profiles. They've just been so accustomed to being chased without doing anything that they don't understand what guys really like about them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/22 03:27 PM
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Mighty bold of her to announce that men don't like her in a dating profile. I'm sure that will get guys to swipe on you
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/22 12:45 PM
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The pic is in black and white because it was taken before they invented color
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/22 08:44 PM
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Oh no, I play video games and I THOUGHT about swiping on her. She's going to be so mad
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/22 09:53 PM
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Not one reason to date her in the whole profile
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/22 06:44 AM
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Take out wallet. Hand me cash. Good boy!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/22 01:46 PM
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Cause every woman thinks she's a good woman. Seriously, every stripper and hoe would say that they're a good woman if you ask them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/22 10:16 PM
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Bitch, you're a pharmacist. Go take the number of pills the computer tells you to and put them in a bottle for me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/22 11:38 PM
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If good decisions were part of her skillset she wouldn't be a 21 year old single mother
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/22 07:41 AM
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Sounds like those other ambitions you were chasing didn't work out. Unless those ambitions were finding a man to pay everything for you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/22 08:06 PM
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"Why am I invisible to men?" The gravitational pull of a black hole is so strong that not even light can escape
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/22 02:41 PM
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Hilarious that there's an entire subreddit about how hard dating is a decade younger than her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/22 06:53 PM
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And she'd still complain that the commissioner spends all his time with Batman
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/22 06:51 PM
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BuT sHe BeLiEvEs In TrUe LoVe. ThAt Is EnOuGh AnD mEaNs ShE iS vErY sPeCiAl
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/22 06:01 PM
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Seriously. If you're one of the few women in the precinct finding a man shouldn't be that hard.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/22 05:50 PM
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She likely is, but only chases the super hot guys who will use her as a plaything. I mean, if you're only looking for guys at parties and clubs that ain't where the relationship minded men are. It looks like she's close to realizing that. Maybe she'll figure it out before it's too late because that clock is ticking
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/22 11:01 PM
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All dating profiles these days are this. Include as many possible buzz words and say absolutely nothing overall.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/22 06:15 PM
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I like to go out and stay in. I'm an introvert and an extrovert.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/22 09:53 PM
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If a guy wants to hook up with a young woman why would he choose you anyway? Does she really think hooking up is an ego thing instead of someone who just enjoys sex?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/22 06:48 PM
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You're STARTING to look for someone at 37 weeks pregnant?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 09:22 PM
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To be fair she was attractive. That only adds to her alpha widow qualities as she'll need a guy who looks as good as she does, makes similar money, and is looking for someone like her. The odds are not in her favor
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 06:16 PM
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I mean, I feel like a major point of dating is that it wouldn't be so bad if they didn't have such high expectations.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 05:53 PM
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That's a lot of buzz words in a profile that says nothing
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/22 09:43 PM
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Pay her in Bitchcoin
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/22 11:32 PM
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I love to ask women who say that where they've traveled to. The answer is always "nowhere really." That and when they say they say they're very romantic ask them about the last romantic thing they've done for a guy. The blank expression on their face is priceless.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/22 11:24 PM
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It's because being a ho when you're married is wrong and she can't possibly be wrong. She's a good person, so there has to be some other explanation
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/22 01:30 AM
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Men in their 20s: Women date all the older guys. It sucks but trudge through and make the best of it Women in their 40s: Why do men insist on dating younger women? Why can't they see us and value us and date someone their own age? This is a major issue. Articles need to be written and studies conducted in order to right this grievous wrong.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/22 06:14 PM
82

Weird how every time women have sex with a man he's the one to blame
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/22 11:03 PM
23

Guys don't want to be friends, do they? They want sex. If I said to a guy on a dating app, 'let's just be friends' it would never happen. Why would they? You're on a dating app, not a friendship app. You would go to McDonald's and bitch that they don't have crab legs
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/22 11:02 PM
65

Strange, you keep selling sex sex sex and then wonder why guys don't want something else
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/22 10:57 PM
50

The next generation deserves to know the truth about what they deserve Great. Start by telling the truth that they DESERVE absolutely nothing. Work on yourself and make yourself worth it. You deserve nothing simply for existing with a vagina.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/22 12:49 AM
7

I don't know, 2 mil a year seems like a pretty big wall to block the haters out
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/02/22 07:19 PM
12

Hell even if she did, she'd be operating under the delusion that she could replace him with the same or better. "Yeah, I'll get someone who can give me a $300 necklace to wear at the engagement party. That'll show him"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/22 11:57 PM
52

Dude learned a lesson. Your money will mean more to her than your love or family. You now how a chance to get out before wasting any more of your life on her. Bonus: she doesn't even have a soul to realize that she fucked up and he's getting ready to leave
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/22 08:28 PM
3

How low are his balls?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/22 05:44 PM
4

You mean someone is lying about themselves on reddit? Call the internet police!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/22 07:03 PM
8

"I've been told why guys swipe on me and I don't like it and I'm not happy with the results. I'm going to complain about it, change absolutely nothing, and then continue to be shocked when I can't find what I want."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/22 06:02 PM
3

She can't afford the dog. Needs you to buy it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/22 12:50 AM
16

Honestly, they're all just buzz words they add to their profile that means nothing. You're likely putting more thought into her words than she has.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/22 12:43 AM
8

They are there. Hell, for some reason I'm one of them. But there does need to be something in the bio to make me swipe right. Not just a laundry list of what the guy needs to be with a pic of her ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 09:32 PM
28

That's what OLD is these days. A list of demands with absolutely nothing about what she has to offer. And then they wonder why a "serious guy" never swipes right on them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 08:02 PM
2

That's longer than Tom Bradys career
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 07:58 PM
59

And act surprised...absolutely nothing in the profile about why a guy would want "something real" with her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/22 12:03 AM
11

OK lady, matches=chances. You can't do anything if you don't get a damn chance. Just because you suck at managing your chances doesn't mean it isn't easier for women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/22 12:02 AM
21

Make a profile pretending to be a guy. Then you can tell us all about how women have it just as bad
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/22 12:00 AM
26

I'll bet you the girl she called a hoe has fewer than 5 kids
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/02/22 09:18 PM
20

God I just noticed the "change my mind" part. No lady, no one is rushing to white knight so that they can prove something to you about the world. What do you think you offer at 40+ with a few kids that an eligible man is running to you to prove anything? You will not shame someone into a relationship. You're left with 2 groups of guys. Group 1 is guys who didn't get married at 20 or 30. Group 2 is guys who were married and are now divorced. Neither one is likely to be running down the aisle to g…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/02/22 01:57 AM
11

Depends on how much she loves the cock
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/02/22 01:45 AM
17

And those guys are certainly not going for someone who's 48
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/02/22 01:42 AM
34

Please, she'd still do the same exact thing
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/02/22 01:42 AM
162

"Why has every qualified male who wanted a wife and family found one before 40??? I'm ready now!!!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/22 11:29 PM
24

Mighty bold of you to assume she'd stop at one cat
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/22 11:27 PM
5

Well if nothing else works try for something. It's not like she put anything about herself that a man would actually take an interest in the profile
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/22 07:00 PM
4

And she can't figure out why the guys who are with her are angry and depressed all the time
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/22 05:41 AM
8

"He doesn't like me. Must be because I intimidate him" The mental gymnastics are strong
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/22 12:48 AM
52

Eh, you spelled too many words correctly
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/22 12:46 AM
9

I'm guessing she's a yeasty sour dough
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/22 12:36 AM
5

That's a lot of words to say nothing
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/22 12:27 AM
36

"If you ghost..." "If you won't carry the conversation..." If you won't meet..." Ladies, if you have any of this in your profile all we'll think is why men don't want to see/talk/meet you
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/22 12:14 AM
27

You'd think someone who owns a business and breeds dogs would be able to support herself
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/22 11:59 PM
30

She's not allowed to admit she enjoyed it. Then she would be responsible for it too
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/22 10:48 PM
16

That's amazing and terrifying at the same time
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/22 10:01 PM
51

So is she lying about her age, the Bible, or having two kids? Yes
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/22 11:12 PM
39

Well she actually says she's "real women" so maybe she weighs as much as multiple women. Either that or she's infected with the Venom symbiote and speaks in the plural voice
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/22 04:29 PM
12

I hate politics. Now here's a 200 word essay on politics to kick off my dating profile
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/22 12:54 AM
3

Why should it even have to be mentioned? If we can't tell that from your pics then your pics are shit
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/22 12:46 AM
6

Lord forbid they ever mention a good trait in their profile.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/22 12:43 AM
11

I'm 6 feet tall but any girl with a height requirement is an automatic left swipe for me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/22 07:16 PM
7

Why would a tall guy want to date a shorty who from his perspective looks like tiny doll? Also, props on the user name. I find it hysterical when women wear Urkel pants thinking they're stylish
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/22 07:15 PM
9

Strange how people post they have 3 jobs usually are unemployed
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/22 07:13 PM
6

Maybe the problem will take care of itself
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/22 07:07 PM
3

I'd bet it's anyone who makes a penny less than she does
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/22 07:03 PM
6

Yeah, fuck broke guys trying to be happy. If they deserved it they'd be rich
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/22 01:43 AM
3

Why does that matter?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/22 01:40 AM
12

Whenever you hear a woman say she wants a man with a "good job" know that good=$. She ain't dating the guy who makes 20k a year helping the homeless or any job that actually makes the world a better place
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/22 01:39 AM
9

I've never been good with the flairs WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/22 10:10 PM
77

You left out "opiniated" when means annoying as fuck
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/22 06:51 PM
155

Love the last sentence is to stop being classless and disgusting....as she's being classless
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/22 06:42 PM
10

Lady, I'm not being a step dad to a 6 and 24 year old
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/22 11:18 PM
48

Aww man, I was totally going to lie, hide things, and play games with her but she posted not to so I guess I can't do those things
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/22 03:43 PM
27

"I'm looking for a man to get to know me." Why? All you said about yourself is you're a parent with 3 kids and you're obnoxious. What men want to get to know that?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/22 05:48 AM
31

A: Yes its absolutely true that there are plenty of fish in the sea. The issue is that you wouldn't choose most of those fishes
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 06:09 PM
149

Because it's men not selecting them. They have zero problems when they're younger and dating the older man
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 06:08 PM
72

Drives me nuts when women say that men should "age gracefully." Bitch you're spending a lot of your paycheck trying to avoid aging at all so I don't want to hear it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 06:04 PM
7

It's like watching Neo matrix his way into the bullets
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/22 06:33 PM
3

My new favorite is she likes to go out and to stay in. Thanks lady, you might as well say your interest is inhaling oxygen
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/22 06:28 PM
8

Have you thought about saying something interesting to warrant response back?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/22 06:41 PM
17

There would be pitchforks and torches
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/22 02:23 AM
2

Damn son, that is one strange bukake video.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/22 12:18 AM
8

Well there sure aren't enough letters under there to be a capricorn.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/22 12:02 AM
21

I picture her being disappointed that he still lives while swiping through profiles.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/22 10:39 PM
29

Bonus, on top of everything else her astrological sign is.....cancer
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/22 10:39 PM
16

But what if they're really sweaty?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/22 09:50 PM
25

I mean, even if that never happened its still his decision on who he wants at his wedding and who he doesn't. Ex gfs don't get a golden ticket to go to their ex's wedding regardless oh how much they think they're entitled to it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/22 09:49 PM
144

"He even called the police on my because I tried to fight him and his new wife" Sounds like not inviting you was the right decision
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/22 05:45 PM
156

It is telling that the 16 and 18 year old knew enough to not tell her anything about the wedding
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/22 05:43 PM
25

"Intense personality" Here in the states we just call that being a bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/22 11:28 PM
8

"I now want an educated man like me, not the jocks I was with in college." Wait, weren't these jocks at the same college as you???
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/22 11:17 PM
1

Hey, this post made Taylor the Fiend. Yay me
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/22 01:38 AM
6

There's a lot of miles on that one for only 20
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/22 12:53 AM
13

Only if she throws the one cock into Mt. Doom at the end
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/22 11:12 PM
8

That would require them to think of someone other than themselves
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/22 12:03 AM
4

But why would anyone who has those things want you? What do you offer him?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/22 04:15 PM
26

I am very simple. I need a wallet and you have one
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/22 04:14 PM
27

"You will never meet someone with a bigger heart." Well I'm sure it's enlarged
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/22 07:16 AM
15

"Hey, I'm looking to change my life. How do I start with step #7?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/22 11:10 PM
7

He's naive and oblivious but you're the one who picked him so....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/22 01:28 AM
28

Every woman believes they are a lady you can bring home to mom. Hookers and strippers think they are classy ladies
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/22 01:27 AM
229

She hates him so much but know what she'll never do? Leave and be on her own without another man supporting her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/22 01:00 AM
8

Fuck. You said it way better than I could
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/22 12:16 AM
10

Oh it's true
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/22 12:03 AM
14

It means do it and NOW. Like give her your best shot right now. It's pretty rude. It's like "Give me ideas.....AND GO."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/01/22 11:58 PM
17

I gave her a chance of being under 175 at only 5'3"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/01/22 11:54 PM
194

Anyone want to place odds on her weighing more than 175?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/01/22 11:34 PM
5

Well, most men do learn before the 7th mistake
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/22 11:02 PM
39

She must make a killing in child support to be able to own her own home on a waitress salary with 7 dependents
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/22 02:42 AM
12

Well, I you're begging for money you're ot that TikTok famous are you?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/01/22 11:14 PM
68

Chad rarely need money. He gets his needs met other ways
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/01/22 10:48 PM
4

I'd flee from a squirrel
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/01/22 12:36 AM
16

bUt ShE cLeArLy SaYs nO hOoKuPs. ItS yOuR oWn FaUlT fOr NoT rEaDiNg iT
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/01/22 12:32 AM
6

"Why do those who talk to me only want sex?" Honey, that's all your profile is offering
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/01/22 12:30 AM
8

"I'm free childcare and free maid services." Bitch, feel free to get off your ass and get a job at any time. I have a feeling you forgot how much "fun' that it is. If she ever tasted the real world again she'd run back to the guy at warp speed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/01/22 11:05 PM
5

Translation: men got tired of my bullshit and realized they don't have to jump through so many hoops to get what they want
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/01/22 10:59 PM
5

If you're going to make major life decisions based on what Reddit people say you deserve what you get
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/22 12:00 AM
5

"Spent the last 10 years having things go in and out of my vagina and now I need a break"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/01/22 12:26 AM
8

That's a super high level of jaded for someone 23
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/12/21 09:17 PM
20

"I don't NEED a man. I am fine." [Cue 500 words later demonstrating she is clearly not FINE]]
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/21 02:03 AM
65

You're trying to use reason and logic on someone who says they're not into hookups and then discusses all the hookups they've had?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/21 10:51 PM
4

Believes in ghosts and is looking for something serious??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/21 07:57 PM
11

Man flu = stereotypes are wonderful when they apply to someone else
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/21 05:44 PM
32

Where are all the grown women? I'm sick of dating woman children who look at me as a bailout, a wallet, an opportunity, and a human eraser for all the past mistakes they made.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/21 05:34 PM
3

Eh, it's a quote from a poet that she stole so I wouldn't put too much stock in it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/21 05:20 PM
15

She only knows one way to get a man. It worked for her once many years ago so she never evolved her game. Now we're looking at the results of stunted mental development
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/12/21 03:22 PM
19

Maybe he wised up to her being a 304 and that's why they're getting divorced
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/12/21 03:17 PM
17

THAT WAS AN ACTUAL RESPONSE. No joke, one said "I'd hate for you to live in Hawaii because everyone there has a bikini pic." Yeah, and everyone wants them for their body and doesn't give a fuuuuck about being friends
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/21 11:42 PM
6

Spoiler: she isn't intelligent, kind, or strong. I doubt you've been hilarious or compassionate with any of the multiple men you're dating at the same time. And if you think you're special because "you love to laugh" I'd like to introduce you to every woman's online dating profile ever.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/21 11:39 PM
16

Hard to call it the "epiphany stage" when she hooks up while also claiming that she's not into hookups
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/21 11:30 PM
14

You have to use the right bait. If you offer nothing but sex, you're going to only get sex in response. If you want a relationship you need to use relationship bait. If you can't tell the difference you better put in the effort to figure it out otherwise you'll never get passed the hookup phase
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/21 11:29 PM
49

I once posted a girl's profile on a dating reddit. It was just a woman in a bathing suit, face hidden, saying she was "looking for friends only." I legitimately asked when women do that, advertise just sex, why do they expect anything else? I was super attacked. They all went off on me "making gross assumptions" even though she CLEARLY stated she wasn't looking for sex. Well, she can say whatever they want but the picture shows me just one thing and you certainly didn't type anything that made m…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/21 10:45 PM
32

"when they’re not getting what they want or they’re not willing to go my pace, they bail" Well, yeah, why would someone stick around in a situation where they're not getting what they want???
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/21 10:17 PM
56

The cognitive dissonance they can accomplish is amazing. "Not me, I'm a good girl who would never be a hookup"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/21 10:16 PM
6

"Why is it so hard to find a gentleman these days?" Why do you put nothing in your profile that would attract a gentleman?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/21 05:54 PM
5

Nah. Nowadays they're just a list of requirements the man has to have while hiding as much of herself physically in pictures as she possibly can.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/21 06:01 PM
12

It's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/21 06:00 PM
4

I think it's because they want a man who will "rise up to the challenge" and be the best for her. Of course it would have been great if she gave a reason for someone to choose her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/21 05:56 PM
33

List of women who would intimidate me UFC MMA Fighters Women who are the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. End of list I'm tired of women who are damn secretaries saying "he didn't want me. I guess he was just too intimidated by my success." It's a fucking cop out women tell themselves
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/21 04:27 PM
5

But you'll be the one she definitely stays with. There's no chance she'd ever trade you in for an upgrade like she did with her last husband/best friend/person she gets along with.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/21 11:52 PM
15

Remember this when a woman tells you she wants "a nice guy who she gets along with great and wi be her best friend." The truth is you can be all that and married to her for God knows how long and she'll still throw you in the dumpster to get the smallest upgrade
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/21 11:48 PM
14

It's one of my automatic outs. It looks absolutely ridiculous. And the sad thing is it isn't like they don't have eyebrows, they just think they would look better if you drew them in with a pencil
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/21 11:44 PM
9

Strange that a woman whose posts make their way here are mentally damaged
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/21 04:22 PM
24

Well, they're still simping. She's still thinking she deserves Chad and hasn't dabbled with he simps yet
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/21 10:30 PM
33

That's for her Only Fans page
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/21 10:29 PM
14

Imagine telling a woman you were on a porn site and made a lot of money from it and being surprised when they don't want to date them
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/21 07:39 PM
7

No way. There's way too many miles on that one to be 33. Add at least a decade
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/21 04:51 AM
6

Mighty bold of you to assume that someone fucked up once and stuck around for the second time
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/21 04:49 AM
14

If a man does all that why would he need you?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/21 01:32 PM
8

I'd be amazed if they could fart or shit their period
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/21 12:46 AM
23

We may need a post where you show the best messages that you get and redact the name. The Herman Cain Awards does it every Saturday. They call it some variation of being salty (like salt of the week)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/21 12:45 AM
8

Imagine if a dude said he's tired of being cheated on, dOnT waste HiS tImE
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/21 12:41 AM
12

That's odd. Every female dating profile I see mentions loyalty at least once
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/12/21 01:14 AM
1

I somehow doubt she is
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/12/21 04:55 AM
10

And that's the only thing getting hard for her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/12/21 04:53 AM
3

She forgot to draw them back on. Seriously, I can't stand women who shave their eyebrows and use a pencil to draw them back on. I'm a bald guy so I shave and totally rock it. I'd be laughed at if I took a pencil and drew hair on my head. Who told them that this isn't silly as fuck?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/11/21 12:01 AM
7

Thank you sir
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/21 11:43 PM
11

Any links to that? I'd love to see it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/21 06:10 PM
24

No, she specifically said not skinny and no "runner's physiques" so even the pencils are out
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/21 06:08 PM
8

The problem is the opposite. After 374 guys that failed she now has 374 "Must haves" that no one will come close to reaching
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/21 06:07 PM
19

I hate Steve Harvey with a passion but goddamn if this wasn't brilliant. "Must be in shape. Can't be stronger than me." Ummm...that doesn't compute.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/21 05:07 PM
4

There's a huge difference between queens and qweens.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/21 06:26 AM
12

Women have no clue what men want besides sex. That's why there's so many profiles saying "I want to be treated seriously and have a relationship" while their pics are all bent over in a thong.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/21 06:24 AM
6

Hell, I was out at "I'm look serious relationship"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/21 05:48 PM
14

But how does one get such a man without a gym membership 🤔
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/21 05:47 PM
16

She makes it all so clear what she wants. Don't waste any of her time either
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/21 05:45 PM
29

I just laugh that she thinks she's so sexy she put it in her profile name
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/21 05:44 PM
8

"I'll never get to have children." Look on the brightside. They'll never be able to google their mommy and she her naked performing sexual acts on the internet
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/21 04:39 PM
1

Shit, I didn't even notice the college and kid timelines
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/11/21 03:57 PM
37

That makes absolutely no sense
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/21 04:18 AM
1

You'd think she would've learned the first time
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/21 03:37 AM
26

We are becoming jaded.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/21 12:07 AM
1

Logic is a tool of the patriarchy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 05:32 PM
3

You don't think she could have 4 "sonz"?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 01:35 PM
1

With a 20 year old kid?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 01:23 PM
22

God, every profile is "I love to travel, I love to laugh, I love love, and I love food." Its terrible that they think this is telling us anything at all about her. Throw in "I'm down to earth, wear my heart on my sleeve l, and work hard and play harder." I feel like these profiles were created by a random word generator. Forgot to add "I like to go out and also stay in." Lady, that list includes literally every activity on Earth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 05:02 AM
20

In fairness, the women who are in MLMs are usually brainwashed so they believe they are business owners.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 04:20 AM
23

Especially if she has 3 "sonz"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 04:17 AM
90

"Where are the men looking for a wife" They've usually found one before hitting 42
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 04:01 AM
9

She brings so much to the table that she is the table
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 03:19 AM
6

"and none of it means nothing." Sure it does. It means they're broken
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/21 06:42 PM
20

Bonus: she only has 1 child
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/21 03:06 PM
91

Because the friend site was only giving her girls. She needs a man to "talk to". And it better be a black man
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/21 02:00 PM
9

Why do you need a man to take you on travels? Go someplace your damn self
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/21 03:36 AM
63

"Physical appearance doesn't matter to me at all" Press X to doubt
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/21 02:48 AM
13

That's a great piece of fiction. It has as much chance of happening as Jack and the Beanstalk
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 11:18 PM
16

What do you mean "would"? Marriage rates are plummeting
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 11:17 PM
14

Much like equality, being strong independent, they all disappear when it is to their detriment. No one's a feminist when the bill comes
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 11:15 PM
15

Of course she will. You don't just throw away a winning lotto ticket
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 11:12 PM
14

"I've grown up on strong family values" Too bad a healthy breakfast wasn't one of them
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 12:42 AM
8

It really is impressive how much fatter she looks in the second pic. You can tell she's working hard at it
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 12:35 AM
16

Mad Cow
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 12:33 AM
23

She needs a man close to her natural habitat, the sea
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 12:32 AM
13

I do laugh when they say "no hookups. I'm looking for a real relationship with the right guy" and every pic is showing more of her ass and tits than her face
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 12:29 AM
23

"Breast size below B cup" She asked for someone at least 6'2" and 7 inches. Checking my conversion charts that reads as "no one below D cup"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 12:27 AM
4

I Am The Table!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 12:21 AM
15

I'd rather hear the "no gingers" story
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 12:17 AM
112

Notice how her "about me" is not about her but instead is what you can do for her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/21 06:32 PM
2

Unfortunately, it looks like I'm not Chad-ly enough for her. Or maybe we'll match later on down the line
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/11/21 03:34 AM
14

Apparently 50 year old women do
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/21 11:35 PM
170

She's not reaching out for advice. She's looking for confirmation from the echo chamber that it isn't anything wrong with her, its every other man in the world that's the problem
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/21 11:22 PM
40

I picture that Homer Simpson bit where he looks in the mirror and sees a muscled god
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/21 11:21 PM
46

Its really bad. Imagine being 50 and worried about "tingles." Does she think she's a beauty queen at 50? Does she think that even if she manages to snag an attractive 50 year old (and why would one settle for her) that he won't age in 10 years as they hit 60??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/21 11:15 PM
6

I mean, she's already failed it twice
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/21 11:45 PM
6

Why start now?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/21 07:07 PM
20

I could actually right swipe on her and ask
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/21 11:34 PM
10

You know you've reached a new level where the usual dating arrangement of men paying for dinner, dates, adventures isn't enough for her anymore
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/21 09:25 PM
6

It does keep things interesting
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/21 09:24 PM
12

Are you implying that women who sell their bodies are less than happy about it? /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/21 09:22 PM
21

They're a package deal. You're getting so much value out of that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/21 06:00 PM
7

When a woman lists all these requirements I like to imagine they add on to the end "has all this and is somehow willing to settle for me."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/11/21 01:58 PM
20

I do love when she said men used to have the "what are we" conversation. No man in the history of the world has ever started that conversation
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/21 01:07 AM
80

Damn, pregnant and a guy with all the sixes still isn't good enough. At least she tells you so much about why you'd want to be with her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/11/21 05:28 PM
2

If you have to say in your bio that you're fat, thick, curvy, whatever then you have horrible pictures
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/21 10:37 PM
7

Those "cute" dog ears and nose filters show me that I'd really be signing up to raise 2 children that aren't mine.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/21 09:38 PM
11

"Failed 13 year relationship" It matches well with your failed birth control
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/21 06:20 PM
9

Damn, I found out YOUR limit. I'm actually kind of honored. Respect
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/21 11:50 PM
6

Imagine using the "all women are shit, change my mind" approach on a woman. You'd be tarred and feathered while at least 3 different charities would offer to support her in her "difficult time".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 05:50 PM
6

Too many women know of only one way to attract a man and it always ends the same way. Asked to try a different way to get the different outcome that they want and you'll be greeted with blank stares
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 05:44 PM
12

As Uncle Buck would say would say
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/21 11:53 PM
18

It would be a bit more than that
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/21 11:49 PM
73

Can't imagine why men would leave this pure treasure.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/21 11:17 PM
78

"Seeking a life change" You mean a change to where a rich guy just gives you money
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/21 11:12 PM
64

"I used to own a '13 Kawi Ninja" Yeah and I used to own a yacht before the divorce. No one cares about what you used to own
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/21 11:09 PM
166

< buy a tuxedo before 30 and stay that size Could you imagine the cyclone of shit coming your way if you suggested this to women?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/21 02:16 AM
30

Many of them are drama driven beings. Happiness isn't happiness to them. They must create a dramatic situation and then "win" that situation to be happy. The problem pops up when they take a good situation and then dramatize in order to "win" and then ruin the situation and become truly unhappy. They could wind up with a 10 who has all the 6's they desire and they'd still make up mental hoops to jump through to say he isn't good enough and she should move on
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/21 11:03 PM
106

"I will go on the fuck site, wear the uniform of the fuck site, attract those on the fuck site, and wonder why all anyone wants to do is fuck."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/21 09:22 AM
425

"I don't fuck around" Well, there are 60 guys who say otherwise
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/10/21 09:39 PM
75

Ah yes, we all remember the fable where the goddess fucked 60 guys in two semesters. What was that one called again?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/10/21 09:34 PM
10

Man, for someone who needs the guy to carry the conversation you really don't give him much to talk about in the profile.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/10/21 09:27 PM
5

Good news, I do "except" your current situation
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/10/21 11:16 AM
39

Like what do women like this expect? A man to give them attention, take them out, and then nothing? What guy would ever sign up for this?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/21 10:19 PM
7

Because they watch Disney and other moral and empowering tales that tell them they're always right and always get what they're entitled to
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/21 08:19 PM
8

Especially when the first thing she messages is "Important question" followed by how tall are you
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/21 06:16 PM
7

How many bodybuilders does this fat, obnoxious, preggers think she can talk to about serious relationships?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/21 06:08 PM
10

She forgot her towel
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/21 07:56 PM
13

Individual women can hold crazier beliefs than others.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/21 07:56 PM
96

She literally went on a website to ask where she could meet people besides bars??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/10/21 06:29 PM
25

Scratch that. We know what you bring. It's a vagina. The same exact thing that EVERY woman brings to a relationship and somehow you feel like yours is special
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/21 04:36 AM
38

"You know what you bring to the relationship" Still waiting for an actual answer on that one.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/21 04:23 AM
7

He knows what he's doing. He'll notice it as he gets more results and sees what's in the mirror while she continues to get bigger and bigger
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/10/21 11:40 PM
12

I feel like a lot of the girls we see here would be able to fast track to cure their problems with some therapy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/21 10:30 PM
11

I'm sorry ma'am. I can't take you seriously until you put on some damn pants.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/10/21 03:34 AM
13

"I robbed a lot of stores. I realized I wouldn't have to do time if I just robbed you instead
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/21 06:07 PM
10

Kind of sad, 2 generations of women listing their wants and not one mention of what she brings to the table
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/21 05:57 PM
8

If this is what 27 looks like imagine what 37 does
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/21 04:47 PM
11

No bums??? What does she think she is?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/21 04:25 PM
28

What does she think she's offering? What does she think is hot?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/21 04:21 PM
9

Idiocracy is a documentary at this point
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/21 06:21 PM
7

Trust me, I wish I saw it the other way. Who the hell needs a coach for a card game besides poker? Oh well, can't win them all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/21 01:48 AM
3

God damn did Futureman rip him a good one https://youtu.be/XYL82LwDtyg
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/21 10:36 PM
15

She's 22, I doubt she's figured it out. Tits always worked for her so tits she will display
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/21 10:33 PM
31

She said her interest is your money
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/09/21 11:38 PM
12

I'd love to right swipe on her and ask what ratchet ass car she's driving
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/09/21 11:36 PM
15

We don't know where that ass has been
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/09/21 10:48 PM
2

Oh she's a debt collector alright
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/09/21 02:01 AM
13

"In conclusion, Fuck Off, Fuck You, Get Fucked." "Why is no one matching with meeee???"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/21 12:16 PM
9

Every woman thinks she is a genuine lady. Even the strippers and only fans whores
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/21 06:38 PM
2

Woman with a boat anchor child thinks she can get a man who's "independent independent"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/21 04:26 PM
5

WTF is she doing making faces in all of her pics?? Which one does she think makes her look attractive?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/21 04:32 PM
29

Wonder if she learned that at the school of life
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/21 01:33 AM
2

I wish there was an update. The woman in the pic is waaay more than 2 months pregnant so I'd bet the house that hellspawn came out this past May
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 03:26 AM
14

Can't imagine why a quality man wouldn't want to put up with this
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/21 07:13 PM
1

"Don't catfish me because I can smell that shit and call you out on it." Oh, I betcha didn't
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/21 11:39 PM
6

I actually feel bad for her. She needs help, not a relationship
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/21 10:46 PM
13

Yes, but I also wish they would advertise a reason to be with them. OLD is hard when every profile is a train wreck
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/21 05:52 PM
62

Someone good looking paid attention to me so now I feel like every attractive person should
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/21 05:40 PM
41

"I kept expecting him to figure out what he wanted and he never did." Wrong. He figured out very quickly what he wanted and you gave it to him for 8 years. Just because "what he wants" isn't a relationship with you doesn't mean he hasn't figured it out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/21 12:36 AM
8

Does she like to go out and stay in?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/21 12:15 AM
5

God, can you imagine a 45 year old at the EDM festivals?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/21 12:13 AM
37

I have failed. I hang my head in shame
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/21 11:08 PM
6

They believe that they themselves are the honey
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/08/21 09:48 PM
32

In other news, water is wet
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/21 11:40 PM
22

"Not a people pleaser and be comfortable saying no" Ok, so he won't please you and will say no
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/21 09:46 PM
2

Why choose?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/08/21 11:54 PM
3

I right swiped. Wish me luck!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/08/21 11:12 PM
23

Oh shit son
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/08/21 01:24 AM
5

Wow, all those words and not a single one about what she brings to the table...aside from 2 kids from another man
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/08/21 04:57 AM
16

Wow, hate to imagine that the woman on welfare with no job who goes after her multiple baby daddies for child support would end up with a lowlife
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/08/21 04:52 AM
3

And celebrating that fact
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/08/21 08:06 PM
8

Winter came in her without protection. Now we have the result
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/08/21 01:29 AM
18

God, throw in a "hi" and that's every conversation on bumble
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/21 11:18 PM
3

If she's not having sex with you why does she care if you're fit and athletic?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/21 12:46 PM
8

Revenge porn is when you make a private video, agree to keep it private, and then one party releases it after getting dumped. Revenge porn is not singing a contract and getting paid for it to be distributed and then being upset when it is distributed
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/21 05:32 PM
14

Damn. I haven't heard that one in at least a decade
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/21 02:23 AM
7

I could see someone doing it as a joke just to mess with her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/21 03:49 AM
7

"How Harvey Weinsteins of the world work so hard to normalize women doing all the labor" That's what she took away from the Harvey Weinstein story???
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/07/21 11:40 PM
3

Bitch spends all night in the bar and can't find a man. That's a tremendously red flag
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/07/21 06:01 PM
5

I don't see many 20 year olds (or likely 19 or less when she got knocked up) getting IVF. I do believe she's not telling you the whole truth
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/07/21 10:14 PM
8

They never do. Their list of requirements is a mile long but the list of what they bring fits on a postage stamp
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/21 04:59 PM
16

Wow, public restroom pics with the whole family. Now I've seen it all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/21 10:54 PM
45

Its pretty great. still would have loved to see "so when do you start looking pretty?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/21 06:35 PM
48

"Be the queen that he needs." Ummm....pretty sure the queen that he needs will be cooking and cleaning
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/21 06:30 PM
111

The father of the unborn one was sick of dealing with the fathers of the born ones
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/21 03:00 AM
17

With 7 children what's the over/under on number of baby daddies? 4.5?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/21 02:59 AM
23

You must fix everything that's wrong with them or put up with what you can't fix.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/21 08:14 PM
15

"I know what I bring to the table" Continues to mention everything except what she brings to the table
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/21 08:13 PM
31

One list has 2 requirements and the other has a dozen. She's super confused why men never want to do the dozen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/21 04:50 PM
22

And I seriously doubt anyone goes "bragging to their friends" because he picked up a check.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/21 04:47 PM
72

I had a date with an obnoxious girl who had to remind me every other sentence that men were intimidated by her success. Bitch was a secretary
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/21 04:44 PM
42

Love how she thinks overweight with stretch Mark's at mid 30 is "a normal lady"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/21 05:30 PM
31

The sad thing is you don't know if it debunks "her better sense of self". She might have actually been waaay worse 7 years ago
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/07/21 05:46 PM
6

"I worked my way up from an exotic dancer to a stripper" "Wait" "From a stripper to an exotic dancer" What The Actual Fuck
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/21 11:07 PM
10

I think she might be a little less than honest
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/21 11:03 PM
28

I don't know, her wrists looked ok holding the phone and pointing at her shit
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/21 10:58 PM
10

Strangely logic isn't one of her strong points
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/07/21 01:29 AM
3

Play stupid games win stupid prizes
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/07/21 09:18 PM
148

Needs a high value man just to afford dinner
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/21 02:46 AM
8

She's a single mom, she already has one of those
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/21 11:58 PM
1

Successful women don't need a man who makes 6 figs and buys them flowers every week
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/21 11:56 PM
8

Spoiler: She cares A LOT
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/21 11:27 PM
3

How do you know she didn't already try that and it didn't work for some unexplainable reason /s?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/21 10:10 PM
80

It's like listening to the women who call in to Kevin Samuel's. They all think they're something special just because its them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/21 06:36 PM
7

*mlm hun. Damn autocorrect
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/21 06:33 PM
29

For his sake I hope he has his own fwb (which would likely piss this chick off because reasons). 2 years is a long time to be strung along.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/06/21 06:13 PM
7

I missed the masters degree part. Why stay away from them?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/06/21 06:18 PM
8

I'd be willing to bet that there are a bunch of guys who look at her like she looks at cake. She just isn't attracted to them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/06/21 12:45 AM
29

Eternal sadness
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/21 02:47 AM
3

Sorry man, thought I caught all the info. My bad. Do I do anything to reupload it or do I just start a new post?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/21 01:33 AM
9

In fairness the pregnancy ain't helping but the poor girl is so delusional she doesn't understand that a pic in her underwear isn't sexy when you're preggers
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/06/21 05:57 PM
19

Well, at least it looks like no one bailed her out when she was 22
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/06/21 03:06 AM
6

Well yeah, with the extra weight from the pregnancy it'll hurt more
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/21 09:06 PM
3

She has so much advice for men but not a single reason to date her. Must be an oversight
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/21 03:21 PM
1

Woman says women are valued for sex and sex only, wonders why more men don't sign lifetime contracts to be with them. She's so close to enlightenment
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/21 11:16 PM
23

She thinks she deserves one
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 06:19 PM
15

And clearly that picture was taken when she just turned 24
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 06:18 PM
10

Treat a girl like a queen. You mean like behead her if she doesn't produce a male heir?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 06:17 PM
1

Not even if you'd handle my package's deal.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 06:15 PM
13

Seriously, I've never thought "I wonder what she'd look like as a cat." Likewise, the next thought has never been "oh yeah, I'd fuck that cat"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 06:14 PM
108

Plot twist: this is her 2nd child and she really needs someone to buy the diapers now
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/21 02:57 AM
5

They're running far away from you
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/21 02:55 AM
1

"I have a big heart" We in the medical community refer to it as an enlarged heart
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/21 10:17 PM
55

Yeah, I've never understood the "I'm lying already but it's only to manipulate things so trust me" approach
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/21 06:34 PM
544

So everyone's allowed to have a preference and choose what they want in life except when it excludes her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/21 08:05 PM
114

It's never her fault. It's always the rest of the world that's crazy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/21 01:19 AM
3

I do love when that's all they say in a profile. Like some guy's reading it going "Yes, 4 kids at 21. Finally the girl that I've been looking for. Better swipe right on this one."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 06:51 PM
1

Can't imagine you're that strong if you're not strong enough to put down the cheesecake
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/05/21 10:51 PM
17

Not necessarily. If she's happy with herself maybe she'll find someone who's happy to be with her. Of course, that person is more likely to be 5'3" and weigh 250 lbs than any Male model that you're hoping for but you could both be happy
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/21 10:26 PM
1

I hope by "high value man" she means when he steps on the scale
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 07:02 PM
2

You lost?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/05/21 10:40 PM
13

I never understand why they say don't waste their time. Is there actually a guy who says "well fuck, I was totally about to waste her time but she said not to so now I can't?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/21 10:30 PM
8

"I'm successful in everything I do" ...except for living that luxurious lifestyle you want
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/21 02:48 PM
9

You missed the second she said where everyone leaves her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/21 10:35 PM
3

Imagine if we said "C Cup or better or get out." There'd be marches and a new holiday within a month
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/21 07:12 PM
7

"I'm looking for a man that has all this but is somehow willing to settle for me"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/21 07:11 PM
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