Ohthere530 Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

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–	FINALLY lost virginity at 23. Have some questions It's not the sex part people are laughing at, it's the human interaction part. Presumably you've done that before...	/r/seduction	28/04/19 03:54 PM
2	Woman seems super interested, but I know she has a boyfriend. It is not to uncommon that women think they are sending "friends" signals but men think they are receiving "more than friends" signals. Just one of those things.	/r/seduction	11/04/19 11:49 PM
4	What's a classy way of saying "Do you wanna come over to my place and fuck?" "I just bought a new mattress, and I need a second opinion about whether it's too bouncy."	/r/seduction	18/03/19 04:08 AM
2	How do I get laid at this wedding? Just under six feet.	/r/seduction	09/02/19 04:21 PM
9	How do I get laid at this wedding? I don't know why, but weddings seem to make women horny. Word to the wise. At one wedding, I was dragged into bed by both the groom's sister and the groom's ex-girlfriend. I think that they were feeling left out given the (natural) focus on the groom's new wife. All I did was be available, although I'm not sure that's the best strategy to recommend...	/r/seduction	09/02/19 07:23 AM
4	how to do you tell a girl that you just met, that you wanna have sex with her? My dad used to tell me, "One out of ten girls will. And it's worth nine slaps to find her..." The stats have probably changed since Dad's time, but the basic idea is still probably true. Then again, your odds might be higher with more subtle techniques.	/r/seduction	20/01/19 12:58 AM
16	Girl I just met sends me text asking me "where do you see this relationship going" how do I respond? This! It's either an insane question or a silly one. If it's insane, you won't be seeing her for long, so instead treat it as silly and have fun with it. Sometimes people say things that come out awkwardly, so it doesn't make sense to assume the worst right from the start. Perhaps her real question is more like, "Are you looking for a one night stand, or are you open to exploring something more serious? I'm not up for a one night stand."	/r/seduction	19/01/19 10:30 PM
1	Woman driving nice car/driving at all? Perhaps she's sending a message: Don't be swiping right if you can't handle me and my awesome car. She saved you from wasting your time. This sounds snarky, but seriously, people sometimes reveal themselves in unexpected but useful ways. (And yes, I probably would date a woman with a nicer car than me,)	/r/seduction	22/12/18 03:33 AM
5	would you date a woman who works at a Thai massage parlor? Joke explainer here. He is saying that he has a girlfriend, and that when he asked the girlfriend if he could date the woman at the Thai massage parlor, she said no. That's funny because you presumably don't have a girlfriend, which is why you want to date the Thai massage parlor woman, but he was misinterpreting you as asking about men who already have girlfriends dating a Thai massage parlor woman. Ha ha.	/r/seduction	12/12/18 05:13 PM
47	Tinder hookups according to this tinder chick I've been seeing, uhh what? Who would have thought: "super-handsome" can substitute for "game".	/r/seduction	18/11/18 04:35 PM
9	Why does girls initiate a make out-session with this phrase? I think this is her way of say, "I would like to make to with you, but don't be thinking that means you get to have sex with me." That's a perfectly reasonable way for her to feel! Of course, that doesn't necessarily mean she won't have sex with you. (It's certainly a good start.) It just means that she's not ready to commit to that yet and doesn't want you to assume that's where this is going. My advice? Accept her offer.	/r/seduction	17/11/18 05:13 PM
3	If your goal is to hook up with hot girls and have a great sex life, your hobbies must take that into account. "You bring the dancing, I'll bring the pole." Works every time...	/r/seduction	02/11/18 09:15 PM
46	3 Maasai men show the importance of confidence... by casually strolling up and taking meat from 15 lions The traditional Maasai "coming of age" ritual for young men is to go out alone and kill a lion. After centuries, lions have learned not to screw around with humans, or at least, not with Maasai warriors. A related ritual is that the young men get circumcised with no anesthetic. Point being, these are tough fuckers. I think the lions are right to run.	/r/seduction	22/10/18 07:12 AM
1	For what occupuations does the "don't flirt with the waiter" rule not apply? My experience is that weddings make women horny. Word to the wise.	/r/seduction	21/10/18 07:01 PM
36	3 Logic Based Rules for "Being Good in Bed" You don't need a formal question like, "Are you still consenting to the behavior I am doing?" Try something informal: "Should I nibble harder?" That gives her an easy opening to say, "Softer, actually." Keeping communication going doesn't need to feel like a contract.	/r/seduction	09/10/18 06:43 PM
38	Going to a girls house tomorrow as a virgin. Advice? Slow down tiger! There are a lot of steps between "no experience kissing" and losing your virginity. It's possible you'll end up there, but given that assumption, running in with your lack of experience could run the train off the tracks. Who knows? Perhaps this girl wants your penis in her vagina as quickly as possible. If so, feel free to go with it. But often that's not how these things play out. Kiss for a bit. Touch, but in "safe places" like arms, neck, back, and eventually sliding down to…	/r/seduction	20/09/18 05:51 PM
2	Advice on how to get her/my watch back. Him: Knock knock. Her: Hi! What are you doing here? Him: I came to see if you've got the time for me...	/r/seduction	11/09/18 10:31 PM
2	Advice on how to get her/my watch back. I say knock on her door and tell her: "I'd like to see you again, and I'd like to see my watch again, in that order..."	/r/seduction	11/09/18 09:29 PM
1	She wants everything apart from sex What you are describing is not "everything apart from sex". You are skipping lots of steps that normally (for me anyway) come between "hands on pussy outside of pants" and "penis inside her". Don't even worry about penis inside her until you have had your hands inside her bra, hands inside her panties, your tongue on her nipples, your tongue on her pussy, her tongue on your nipples, and so on. My hunch is that you are making her nervous by trying to jump way to many steps at once. Seems like she…	/r/seduction	11/09/18 03:39 AM
1	She wants everything apart from sex When you say "doesn't want sex" do you mean that everything she won't let you put your penis in her, or do you mean nothing sexual at all? From "kissing, cuddling and touching" it sounds like you are being sexual, but then you say she pushes your hands away. What are you trying to touch when she pushes your hands away? You said "everything but sex," but I wonder if you mean even less than that? It certainly doesn't sound like the friend zone, given the kissing. I wonder if she is just inexperien…	/r/seduction	09/09/18 10:24 PM
3	When your Tinder match is less than a km away... (Next day follow up) Uh ... "wascally wabbit."	/r/seduction	03/08/18 01:37 AM