Pretzel911 Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
16	is Water Wet? When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	10/12/23 04:22 PM
8	She requires a King while she stacks her money. Don’t forget her regality. She said it so it must be true. my theory is the son is on the right/left and a daughter is in the middle. The lady just doesn't like one of her kids.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	16/04/21 05:04 PM
1	Woman lies about sexual assault and stalking from a man who stopped to help fix her car. by "cunts" he was clearly referring to women who make false accusations. And somehow you have tried to turn it in to an attack against you, and the only opinion he is disagreeing with is making false sexual assault and rape accusations.	/r/PussyPassDenied	08/07/19 06:55 PM
1	Woman lies about sexual assault and stalking from a man who stopped to help fix her car. You might be a little slow, holy cow.	/r/PussyPassDenied	08/07/19 05:49 PM
2	Pussy Pass Denied \| SJW CRINGE she slapped him at like 3:23 and at least one other time earlier	/r/PussyPassDenied	08/07/19 04:54 PM
1	🚫 Am I crazy or did the black dude who can't keep his pants up throw a belt at the yellow chick right as she got knocked out?	/r/PussyPassDenied	08/07/19 04:04 PM
33	WTF? Only real men need apply 😂 I'll never understand the "I DON'T NEED A STEP DAD FOR MY KID". Like if you are looking for any kind of long term relationship with a man and you have kids that's exactly what you are getting. Maybe not right away, but when you end up living together is the guy supposed to completely ignore the child?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	18/04/19 02:00 PM
5	Anyone want to play spot the red flags? walking my commute would suck, it's like 80-90 miles each way.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	08/04/19 06:43 PM
36	Innocent little country girl has "been through a lot" but still wants the bad boy. Since the wall is approaching fast and she lost her kids...she will settle for 1/2 a bad boy. Even with no money, usually they take whatever dad has, and then get HUD, foodstamps, etc... and still get the child.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	06/03/19 08:56 PM
4	Female matchmaker goes on a rant about her female clients having totally unrealistic standards for men, dating, and marriage Ok... her eyebrows are on her forehead.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/02/19 03:13 AM
129	Post Wall Woman spends 10 years on the CC, "Why can't I find a relationship?" The comments alone could fill this sub. There is always the "You're so good you intimidate men" comments. Makes me laugh, because it's just stupid.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/12/18 01:04 AM
14	Let's have an open realtionship god I wish this was posted on different subs to compare the reactions. Imagine all the bs on 2x	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	07/12/18 12:21 AM
9	A good man dodges a bullet when a woman tells him she's pregnant on the first date. One of the comments from OP: "She said she wasn't looking for any kind of father for the baby" How the fuck can she expect to get in to any kind of committed relationship with someone while being pregnant or already having kids and not expect this man to be treated as a father. Maybe she's just looking for a casual fuck, but if the relationship moves anywhere the man will be in those kids lives. So stupid.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	28/11/18 06:38 PM
22	"As a young single mom, this thread is really depressing." Admits child's father was "schizophrenic and abusive". not many single moms are childless or virgins	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	16/11/18 07:48 PM
3	This woman [33F] starting to feel the lack of male initiation in her dating life due to the "anti-harassment movements". No no lady, it's spelled W I T C H - H U N T. There was a comment of someone saying that "reading a womans body language should be something taught in school". Like it's a good fucking idea to sit and stare at some little girl. See how her pupils dilate, that's how you know she wants you to kiss her... unless she has taken eye drops. Or whatever other crazy shit would be taught in the mandatory read women's bodies class.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	02/10/18 07:16 PM
20	Big and Beautiful nature lover seeks man with car and job who is caring and loving and stuff. That face makes me think she's more likely to fight me than fuck me.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	31/07/18 06:46 PM
1	[25F] "I just looking for someone to get know maybe build a relationship with someone for once call me old fashioned but I sick of fuck boys." What is happening under her shirt (2nd picture below the belt). Weird lumps, and pointy bits, possibly a stain. People aren't usually this lumpy right?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	30/05/18 01:07 PM
1	[26F] I'm a Strong, Proud, Liberated, Feminist women, looking for a husband to marry The fuck is a sapiosexual?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	08/05/18 03:12 PM
5	[39F Homemaker w/1 kid, < $10k/year ] "I am a sexy strong woman. I want a long term serious relationship and a special someone to be my king. I won't settle for anything less than I deserve and I deserve the best. I want someone who will treat me like a queen who got his own apartment or house." I don't believe the preferable height 5'0" - 5'3" Fake News	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/04/18 04:35 PM
5	[23F] "I don't fuck with you niggas because you so in a rush to chill but don't put in effort. You will be left trying to get some cunt or just pay for it if you thinking you are going to leave a cunt with a wet ass, no sir!!1" Transliteration in comments. n u mfs aint read. Edit: removed apostrophe.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	06/04/18 05:20 PM
1	Alpha widow: "Don't underestimate me. If you're ugly I'll block you. Btw I'm a mom" (r/MGTOW) it's like forewarning I assume.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	03/04/18 01:58 PM
9	Guys, I think I found one. Hands off, she's mine! I'd climb all over her.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/03/18 02:44 PM
5	Her no-go list excludes every living male. holy shit lol, NO INTEGRITY.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	22/03/18 04:43 PM
12	We finally have an instruction manual TLDR: bookcases need affirmative action, everything a man does is bad, everything a woman does is good.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	11/03/18 02:49 AM
1	Men rarely catcall me any more. This can't be real, can it?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	02/03/18 09:03 PM