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Sing her the milf rap song "Gurl you changing my orbit when you twerking dat mass, That blackhole booty blow da cosmic gas"
/r/seduction09/10/19 07:30 PM
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Got bad breath? Don't worry, I like garlic
/r/seduction20/09/19 11:27 AM
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Ask her to bring a shovel to the gym next time so she can bash her interest into your brain
/r/seduction30/08/19 10:53 AM
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Definitely do. I used this tactic a few months ago with great success. Pretty much same situation as you, getting hot and heavy and then I try to lead her to the bedroom and she's like, "no way jose!". Just laid back and brought out the old chess board and act like nothing happened. Then when she realizes that fucking is a lot funner than chess, she feels silly for putting the brakes on. It's called the "ice out" technique
/r/seduction25/08/19 12:21 PM
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Lunches are just doomed romantic interactions. Think about in a movie when a guy tries to seduce a girl -- the steamy bedroom scene is never preceded by a lunch. You want a dimly lit place with some booze and no appointments later on.
/r/seduction24/08/19 02:57 PM
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Sounds like a late lunch, which always spells disaster. Just look for body language cues and go for the kiss if she's giving you signals
/r/seduction24/08/19 02:37 PM
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Maybe you're acting too cerebral with girls? Not that girls don't like ideas, but for them to see you romantically, you have to get to their emotional core
/r/seduction03/08/19 10:39 AM
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Keep your life simple: be direct about what you want, and if people aren't down, move on. You need to be open in a non-creepy way and have the inner strength to walk away and never look back. For example, you like this girl (it's too late now cuz you're friendzoned,but anyway). You flirt with her a bit and see if she's interested. Then you say, hey we should grab a ____ together sometime. What's your schedule like to make that happen? She either gives you a day, or she squirms. If the latter, ju…
/r/seduction30/06/19 01:54 PM
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You shouldn't give her an orgasm before you actually fuck her. Get her begging to be pounded, but don't get her off. Imagine a girl was giving you a blowjob and you came. Would you want to do any more sex? You might force yourself, but you'd be wanting to lay back and relax for a bit
/r/seduction30/06/19 01:43 PM
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I posted this exact same comment in /datingoverthirty and was banned for it Haha. People cant handle the truth.
/r/seduction30/06/19 09:35 AM
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Yes that's pretty bad. You shouldn't ever actively pursue girls via FB. Sure, you might think your smooth because she replies to your messages. But I challenge you to count the number of girls you slept with after imitating this way. If it's above zero, I'll buy you a cookie.
/r/seduction22/06/19 11:01 AM
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True but he's never going to land a chick with his current mentality. He needs a boost.
/r/seduction22/06/19 10:52 AM
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I know the situation is a bit different, but I find the gym to be such a bad place to meet women. They're running around in bootysuits while testosterone-charged men pump iron and watch them do squats. Everybody is in their own super cool world, everybody is checking out even the most average girls (bootysuits look good on everyone). And in a superficial place like that where lots of guys are bigger than you, you have nothing going for you at all. it's almost like the rules of normal interaction…
/r/seduction22/06/19 10:48 AM
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Adding her on social and trying to talk that way was a mistake, communicates unconfidence
/r/seduction22/06/19 09:23 AM
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Seems like you need to jumpstart your engine. Not joking here, but your best bet would be to buy some nice new clothes, buy a nice bottle of scotch, and hire a call girl for the night. In the morning you'll still have the clothes, some nice booze, and a great memory. You can tell yourself, I just fuxked a hit girl, I can do this.
/r/seduction22/06/19 12:58 AM
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You need to get off tinder and other apps. Real life is the only way to meet the kind of women you deserve. Those apps just have a lot of cons that detract from your success.
/r/seduction21/06/19 10:17 AM
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Throughout my dating career, I've figured out that most women like intellect insofar as it raises a man's social value. Most don't get turned on by smarts alone but rather they respond to "smart charm", like wit. Of course there are exceptions, and feminazis will vehemently disagree, but girls are emotional beings at their core. Intellect isn't really connected to emotions. That doesn't mean women don't have thoughts and theories about existence. But essentially, women are much more pragmatic an…
/r/seduction17/06/19 11:36 AM
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Obviously viewer discretion is advised
/r/seduction16/06/19 09:58 AM
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Gonna sound kinda raunchy, but imagine you're trying to lick the cum out of her, put pressure on/suck the clit as you slurp upwards. Kinda hard to describe with words lol
/r/seduction15/06/19 10:39 PM
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I think the body has a poop retraction reflex mechanism during sex. I remember the first time a girl rimmed me during a bj and it blew my mind. So it must feel amazing for the girl. Sometimes they may be a bit shy -- just comfort her by showing how much you love pleasuring her.
/r/seduction15/06/19 04:41 PM
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Some gobbleydegook ThinkSpeak
/r/seduction15/06/19 01:06 PM
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You just keep hanging out and hooking up and giving her radio silence in between dates.
/r/seduction15/06/19 12:24 PM
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Shes testing you and you need to put her in her place. Like the other guy said, if she says something like, you're a lazy piece of shit, look her right in the eye and tell her that she is out of line and if she says it again, she's going to get spanked She'll probably do it again to test you. You need to be strong and follow through with what you said. If she really insults you and your family, you need to communicate that is not cool and you wont stand for it. Kick her ass out. When she comes c…
/r/seduction15/06/19 12:21 PM
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Steal her wallet, too
/r/seduction15/06/19 11:54 AM
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Stop mindlessly chatting and meet up. Proceed to escalate and lay her. Rinse, wash, and repeat = dating.
/r/seduction15/06/19 11:45 AM
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What did I just read
/r/seduction15/06/19 11:40 AM
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For the first bang (in order to get the second bang) you really need to go all out to give her an orgasm, so she wants more. I would just rock your usual positions for the first time. But you need to go for the secret weapon: oral sex. Woman love being eaten out passionately. They love it because so many dudes don't do it but rather go for the jackhammer. Be the lover who is focused on making her feel incredible by eating her out and rimming her (they love this) while twisting her nips and cares…
/r/seduction15/06/19 10:25 AM
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Being tall isn't going to get you all the way. But if you dress well, have charm, and good seduction skills, then being 6'3 (like me) sets you apart. You look dominant
/r/seduction14/06/19 10:54 AM
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I banged this shy Asian girl last summer and made her squirt. She hadn't been banged like that for a long time and was really reluctant to even kiss in public. Never saw her again.
/r/seduction06/06/19 11:25 AM
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Dude she said she might be free, which is womenspeak for I'm not free or free but waiting for a better offer, not from you. You should've said, "ok if you're not sure about Friday, let's just plan for another time. Let me know when your schedule frees up." Then you disappear and don't text her. If she doesn't get back to you, boom -- you know how she feels about you.
/r/seduction06/06/19 11:05 AM
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As an English teacher who lived abroad for many years, the "you can be my English teacher" bit was a common test/ bullshit. You deal with it by saying, "I can teach you things, but it won't be English." Just make it clear that you're interested in her sexually.
/r/seduction06/06/19 10:43 AM
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Hate to say it, but the whole thing is built upon a flawed premise -- you should NEVER go to brrakfast/lunch with a woman you're interested in. Why? Because like you've discovered, there's no mood/possibility to escalate things further. You want to go out in the evening so you can have some drinks and see what happens. Sorry but you're deep in the dry desert of the friendzone.
/r/seduction04/06/19 10:30 AM
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Forget about her. Her pussy is drier than the ruins of Pompeo. This is a classic highschool friendzone situation.
/r/seduction28/05/19 11:33 AM
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Your mistake (one of them) was texting/snapping too much. Women want a challenge. The girl intuited that if you texted that much after a kiss then she would likely have to deal with tons of your messages after sex. Would James Bond have done what you did? That's honestly a question you should always be asking yourself when dating. In my own personal opinion, you should aim to become the guy with no social media presence. And don't text her before 5 days have passed. It's all about becoming high …
/r/seduction28/05/19 11:28 AM
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You shouldn't be sending her the follow up text -- that's what women do. You want to just disappear for a week and then pop into her life out of the blue and ask how its going/ when she is free. Of course, if she texts you about having a good time then you can respond.
/r/seduction28/05/19 11:17 AM
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I think you should do yourself a favor and delete all of those apps. Sucks up your time and rewards you with completely fake representations of people. Plus, if a girl asks you about your social media, you will seem really different when you tell her that you live your life in the real world.
/r/seduction28/05/19 11:02 AM
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I think best practice is to just get into the habit of chatting with every woman you encounter, even if they're fat and ugly. That way you'll always be in friendly flirt mode rather than going to a dedicated place with the goal of chatting up a chick. That's a lot of unnecessary pressure and you'll more discouraged -- because you will get rejected a lot, it's just a numbers game and that's how it works. I think you'll find that the more you chat, the friendlier you'll seem. The friendlier you se…
/r/seduction24/05/19 06:00 PM
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1.) Be smart about it. Don't just approach any woman without interest indicators. When a girl gives you the look, walk right up, with a smile and eye contact, and say: hey you have incredible ___ I just had to say hello. Make a quick joke, small talk for about 1 minute. Ask if she's single and say you'd love to continue the convo over a drink another time. Get number, disappear, text her 32 hours later. 2.) You shouldn't need to talk longer than a minute or two to know if she's into you. And in …
/r/seduction24/05/19 02:40 PM
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Smooth guys can flirt in a fun way and counter the tests women throw at them. They're not outcome-dependent, they don't care what happens. Smooth guys allow women to become a part of their lives rather than trying to become part of theirs by forcing things (sex, bs relationships labels,etc). Smooth guys don't get angry or butthurt if a girl rejects him because there is always the next girl down the road. Dam it feels good to be a wankster.
/r/seduction24/05/19 12:47 PM
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I'm assuming you're a teenager with a lot to learn, so I'm going to tell you something so you can become a master seducer: Don't use the phone for anything but quick chats to set up dates. It's ok for her to send stuff, but you have to understand that the more you text her, the more likely you'll say something that turns her off. That's just how it works. Instead, when she sends you a sexy pic, say something like, "I can't quite see what's going on there, I think I need to make an in-person insp…
/r/seduction17/05/19 10:42 AM
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I taught ESL abroad for many years and banged many students in the class when it was over. Pretty fun stuff.
/r/seduction17/05/19 10:27 AM
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Amen. All girls, regardless of race/ color/ creed, will drop trow for a dominant, charming man. This guy failed her tests. When she mentioned her Christian values, he should of just told her to get on her knees and start praying to his cock.
/r/seduction12/05/19 01:42 PM
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Just had sex with a serbian girl with huge boobs and a stern face. Had her screaming for mercy, Slobodan Milosevic style.
/r/seduction09/05/19 09:57 AM
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How to become what girls want: become a man of value who is always trying to become the best version of himself. Pursue your dreams by taking little steps every day towards your goals. Be excited about life. Even if you're a loser, the things you have put you in the top 99% of humans who have ever walked the earth. Think about that for a minute. But like some of the ladies here have said, no girl will ever enter the orbit of an emotional black hole. When you exude negativity and weirdness, you j…
/r/seduction26/04/19 11:27 AM
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I lived in Moscow for 8 years and can attest to this. Bagged lots of babes. But, it's not as easy as it looks, unless you're rich. Russian girls have a big wall up, and often lots of rules. So you have to be an amazing seducer and semi-wealthy to really nail them. Plus, unless you know Russian, they're not all going to understand you.
/r/seduction25/04/19 11:13 AM
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Too much too soon dude. Focus on hanging out and hooking up, and let the girl do the defining thing. That's what women do. Keep it up and you're going to hear thr speech about things moving too fast and needing space
/r/seduction18/04/19 04:32 PM
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There is something on the horizon, young grasshopper. It's a dry, barren place. What water was there has long dried up. It is the friendzone.
/r/seduction18/04/19 11:36 AM
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This is fucking ridiculous dude. Put your big boy pants on and use the phone to set up a date to meet in person. Screw this snapping crap. Would James Bond be snapping a girl for 100 days? The 100 day snap streak, pussy as dry as the Mojave.
/r/seduction18/04/19 11:32 AM
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"She started feeling up my lats".
/r/seduction18/04/19 11:24 AM
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Maybe I'm wrong, but the way you're telling it, it sounds like you're hung up on a girl who is not available--now that is beta. Sure, it's fine to be playful, but it sounds like you're trying to rationalize your over-pursuit. If she messages you then great, be playful (but brief). But it sounds like you're putting too much into this one girl. Why don't you focus on meeting other girls? I dunno about you man, but I don't enjoy getting blue balls from a girl who seems to be teasing me. She told yo…
/r/seduction14/04/19 03:14 PM
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I just mean if this girl has a bf who she talks about, and if you haven't made a move/kissed, she's probably just thinking you're a friend. She's probably not actually testing you because you're not in a pick-up situation/expressing romantic intentions and she doesn't see an interaction with you as anything beyond a little flirtatious fun. Girls always have orbiters who they keep around to keep their egos stroked. Sounds like that is what is happening to you.
/r/seduction14/04/19 02:37 PM
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This is a new interpretation of the word "shit test." It ain't a test if you're not romantically involved, which it doesn't seem you are. Move on and maybe she'll come around the mountain someday, but sounds like you're wasting your time here.
/r/seduction14/04/19 01:28 PM
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Sort of like you replied to her morning message a couple hours later. Maybe just say, "hey, just got out of the gym/ class/business meeting/whatever. Hows your day going?" After she tells you, take your time to get back to her and be like "that sounds like fun. I'm swamped with work right now but I'd love to see you and hear all about what you've been up to. When are you free?" Rinse, wash, repeat. I think the main thing is just to reward her effort if she reaches out to you. It means she's thin…
/r/seduction13/04/19 11:21 AM
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Judging from the texts, sounds like you're being a bit of a cold fish to her via text but letting her uncenter you when she gets testy -- those aren't the kind of mixed signals that raise a women's interest. You should let her wonder about you by being a bit aloof, but always reward her effort to contact you by making plans to meet. Maybe try setting a rule that whenever she reaches out to you, you make a plan to meet. Women are all about connecting and opening up to receive, and all this silly …
/r/seduction13/04/19 11:10 AM
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Dude, send her a text asking when she's free to get together. If she gives you a wishy-washy response, say ok cool let me know 2h3n you figure your schedule out. Then you disappear, no more excessive communication, just cook professionalism. If she won't commit to a date, then you'll know that you waited too long. Attraction has an expiration date.
/r/seduction08/04/19 11:10 AM
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The key is to speak your heart -- not express feelings that are unnatural to have. What I mean is, it's ok to tell a girl you've been on a couple dates with that you think she is really hot and amazing, as long as your actions match your words. But it's not ok to tell a girl on the first date that you think she'd be a great mom to your kids -- or that you feel something unrealistic
/r/seduction06/04/19 11:08 AM
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You're always going to get a low response rate on tinder and other OLD apps. That's just how it works. You should join the "I don't give a fuck" club. That's how you get girls -- by not trying too hard to be something you're not. If you are unabashedly yourself, you'll find that women gravitate towards you, especially if you learn to tease and flirt with every woman you see
/r/seduction06/04/19 10:57 AM
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Advice: keep dreaming about it. She ain't going nowhere with you.
/r/seduction06/04/19 10:23 AM
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It means, Cheese sandwiches wanna kiss em
/r/seduction06/04/19 10:13 AM
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You tired to kiss?? That is the lamest thing I've ever heard. You should have responded, "why does your breath really stink that bad"?
/r/seduction01/04/19 11:32 AM
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Always keep a nice bottle of lube next your condom stash
/r/seduction01/04/19 11:27 AM
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This happened to me a couple times recently, usually on like the 2nd date. The key is to step back when she does this, and just chat for a few minutes. Then start escalating again. After a while, she won't be able to resist any longer. Also, sometimes fingering a girl will get her to orgasm, so she won't want to fuck. You should've teased her a bit -- kissing every part of her lower body EXCEPT her puss. I have a secret jedi trick when I'll run my hand over her, just above her body so the hand j…
/r/seduction01/04/19 11:25 AM
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Obviously your abusive past (sorry to hear that, btw) has hurt your feelings of self worth and you have some anger problems. I'd suggest going to therapy to work on that. As for the girls, try just being social with everyone you meet -- people at the grocery store, standing in line, in class. The better you are at just making small talk, the less likely you'll be to give off a weird vibe.
/r/seduction01/04/19 11:16 AM
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Dude fuck that bullshit about commitment! You dont even know her, havent had sex, and went on a couple of dates. Relationships happen naturally when two people just hang out, have sex, and do fun things together. You're insecure so you want to lock her down, ball and chain, so that she's all yours. But yet you were in bed and couldn't make a move? Then you ignored her when she reached out and wanted to communicate with you? You should have just asked her out again. When women reach out, assume t…
/r/seduction01/04/19 10:55 AM
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Don't become her gay Male girlfriend or therapist. You can listen to her problems and be sympathetic, but your job is to be seducing her, not solving her problems
/r/seduction31/03/19 12:13 PM
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You honestly shouldn't take much of advice here seriously -- most of it is terrible. You basically just need to be sexy and make her feel good emotions on the date, always trying to get her back to your place, but not being pushy. And if she gives you resistance, take a step back. Then disappear for a week, and text her for another date after 5-7 days has passed. You'll notice girls will start to reach out to you more, if you're doing things right, and especially after you give her great sex but…
/r/seduction31/03/19 12:12 PM
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Take some lsd and experience eagle death
/r/seduction31/03/19 11:11 AM
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Well it's not disingenuous if you find her attractive right. It's ok to compliment women if it's coming from the heart. Just be like, god I think you have an amazing body, you look great, etc. Women are like ovens-- they get hot slowly. Never underestimate the powers of foreplay-- kissing your way down to her crotch, but kissing everywhere but that. Then she'll start whining like a puppy, and that's when you strap on a love glove
/r/seduction29/03/19 04:29 PM
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That happened to me not long ago with a new girl I hadn't been intimate with. It was just circumstantial, but definitely fucks with your confidence. But what you should do in that situation is play it off like it's just a random thing and focus on giving her pleasure anyway. Women LOVE a man who tries hard to make them cum and have an awesome experience, doesn't really matter if it's by dick or tongue. What I did when I couldn't get hard was give her a mindblowing oral experience, kissing inner …
/r/seduction29/03/19 11:30 AM
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Agreed. She doesn't want to hear you complain. Try framing it in another way (probably good for you anyway). You: I had this really hard day at work. Her: oh really though?! You: yea I've been working on this super challenging and exciting project, and I'm really putting my skills to the test. I love it. Her: oh really? You: ya, let me show you how hard it is (say with smirk as you grab her hand and go for a kiss/put her hand on your cock)
/r/seduction29/03/19 11:16 AM
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Awesome! Now comes the hard part -- not texting her too much, too soon, and not showing her how much you like her -- at least via text, etc. There's nothing wrong with showing her she's sexy by making moves, kissing, trying to bang asap. But you need to fight the urge to blow up her phone and become too available. Keep us posted!
/r/seduction29/03/19 10:20 AM
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Agreed. You can't give love to someone else if you don't first love yourself. You may be able to live vicariously through another person, but that is a recipe for disaster.
/r/seduction28/03/19 11:36 AM
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You should just practice making small talk and being friendly with everyone. The more you do that, you'll see what girls are single/receptive to tour advances.
/r/seduction28/03/19 10:56 AM
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As others have said, balancing sexual aggression, patience, and confidence is the key. Keep the phone for making dates. It's ok to have a couple quick exchanges, but you should focus on the end result -- getting a date. Once you set the date, disappear until the time comes. If she messages you, it's ok to reply, but always to the effect of, "oh I can't wait to tell you about it/hear about your news on Saturday. I'm off the gym now, but looking forward to seeing you!" Then after you start doing t…
/r/seduction26/03/19 11:28 AM
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Hell yea. Drink a cold one and bang a fresh puss for me bro
/r/seduction24/03/19 09:55 PM
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I tend to think that the macho guys are really not that experienced but rather, slayed a girl or two recently after watching PUA vids, etc. Then it's confirmation bias. Real alphas don't call other people pussies, and they certainly don't spend all of their time on reddit. They're too busy enjoying their rich, amazing lives. I would know, I am one.
/r/seduction24/03/19 08:17 PM
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Agreed. I'm a big "spot" guy. Virtually all of my early interactions go this way: first date at a bar; second date, we play pool or darts at my favorite spot in nyc; third date, we make dinner at my place. Then we have bang bang time. But on every date, I'm always escalating and trying to get her back to my place. This routine has pretty much become my gold standard. The only problem is, despite all of the times I've played pool, I still suck!
/r/seduction24/03/19 12:40 PM
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Yea not going to repeat what others have said. Oh alright, I can't help myself. Being a man who goes for what he wants (kiss and getting close to a woman he finds attractive), and has enough social sense to know how to read women, actually makes them feel comfortable and attracted. This is a terrible strategy that won't even get you a LTR, in most cases, if that's what you want. LTRs start by having fun and hooking up, and gradually spending so much time with the person that you wake up one day …
/r/seduction21/03/19 10:37 AM
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Sounds like she really likes you, considering how much you screwed up. Why are you asking her if she's ready to be kissed? That's one of the weakest things you can do. I realize you're inexperienced, so good for you on making it happen. I would assume after the kiss you've started texting her too much, so I would completely back off and just try to set something up in a week -- unless she reaches out first.
/r/seduction19/03/19 10:29 AM
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I agree. Girls like guys who are unabashedly passionate about stuff. Never try to change for a girl. Be yourself and if she ever tries to knock you down a peg for the weird stuff, fire back with some charming repartee, look her in the eyes, and ask her if she's just jealous that you're fapping to anime porn -- then give her a nice smooch
/r/seduction19/03/19 10:19 AM
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I know how this movie ends. FRIENDZONE
/r/seduction08/03/19 10:41 AM
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Smooth guys are confident, have an abundance mentality, and "feel" as if they're better than all girls. Not in an arrogant way, but in a way that suggests they dont give a flying fuck what the girl thinks about them. The guys tease them and touch their emotional core, all while being firmly rooted in their mission in life, which means that the girls actually have to work to get them -- not the other way around.
/r/seduction03/03/19 02:25 PM
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Keep it simple. Ask her out for a drink, and then read her body language. When she starts bumping into you/touching her hair/figeting, look her in the eye with a confident smirk and say, "I think you need to stop torturing yourself and bring those gorgeous lips over here right now." If she doesn't kiss you on the lips, she ain't interested. If she says she just wants to be friends, tell her you're not interested in that. Then you disappear from her life; when you see her at home or wherever, jus…
/r/seduction03/03/19 01:53 PM
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Dude just focus on meeting up and having some fun once a week. Just text her every 5-6 days to set up a date, focus on laughing and having a good time, not all this wishy washy relationship crap. She hooked up with you in the first place because you showed her a good time. Default to one text series a week to set up the next date, and if she hits you up, it means she wants to see you.
/r/seduction03/03/19 01:47 PM
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Sounds like Corey Wayne!
/r/seduction03/03/19 01:45 PM
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