SecretElderberry Archive

Upvotes	Title	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
346	Cohabitation is Hell	SecretElderberry	/r/MGTOW	08/08/19 09:24 AM
48	Traded 1 Bitch for Another \| My Fat Roommate, the Landlord’s Daughter Part 2	SecretElderberry	/r/MGTOW	26/11/19 02:32 PM
45	I want you all to be rich.	SecretElderberry	/r/MGTOW	03/11/19 09:32 PM
18	Female a Roommate is Landlord’s Daughter	SecretElderberry	/r/MGTOW	11/11/19 06:18 AM
16	Male Sexual Desire & The Summer months	SecretElderberry	/r/MGTOW	29/06/19 06:23 AM
14	Cupcake Diaries Vol. 1	SecretElderberry	/r/MGTOW	16/08/19 12:55 PM
13	I wasn’t going crazy after all	SecretElderberry	/r/MGTOW	10/01/20 08:20 PM
5	Where should I move? (7 Years London -> USA)	SecretElderberry	/r/MGTOW	16/12/19 08:32 PM

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
2	I wasn’t going crazy after all For real man. Gotta stay true to yourself each step of the way.	/r/MGTOW	11/01/20 07:33 PM
4	Jordan Peterson Why are you looking to us to think for you? JBP has a ton of great information that can help manifest a better version of you in the world. He also has some blue pill stuff about marriage and kids. You can ignore that material and replace those elements with your hobbies or helping uplift homeless men or something. Follow the path. Do it alone. You’ll thank yourself for it.	/r/MGTOW	06/01/20 10:19 PM
2	Feminists get riled up after man said prostitutes were cheaper than single mothers! 😂 I was dragged along to the filming of one episode of this show by my ex. All laughter, all agreement, all sound from the audience, 100% compelled to give an impression of consensus to the viewer. If you don’t go along with it, you’ll be kicked out. It is absolute garbage propaganda. I can’t see how anyone could spend their time watching daytime TV. Pure nonsense for fools.	/r/MGTOW	04/01/20 05:23 AM
5	GMOW means taking care of myself. 2 years since anyone else has cut my hair, and I look (and feel) better than ever. Yes brother. I use the Braun Cruzer as well as a slightly more portable Braun. Amazing clippers. The Cruzer is 100% waterproof so I blast it off in the shower and it’s gone. The other one is multi attachments so I can smash the hair of nose. £60 altogether? Far cheaper than a barber.	/r/MGTOW	01/01/20 07:11 AM
1	Pretty much every white woman in america Dated a girl like this. She ended up dying because she didn’t take her epilepsy meds. She had a seizure, fell down the steps, choked. Just take your goddamn meds. She also had ink all over, pierced clit. Pretty fuckin’ weird, eh?	/r/MGTOW	27/12/19 03:56 PM
1	Where should I move? (7 Years London -> USA) Always liked AZ myself as well. Lived a short while in Bullhead City. Seems to be a lot of HVAC work out there and rightly so.	/r/MGTOW	17/12/19 09:27 AM
1	Where should I move? (7 Years London -> USA) Wanting to get into fishing and enjoy outdoor exercise. It’s hard to translate over. Typical luxury retail work in London hits at around £15/hr+ commission, but it’s NOT what I want to do if I move back to the USA. I’d be looking more toward healthcare administration.	/r/MGTOW	16/12/19 09:11 PM
1	Where should I move? (7 Years London -> USA) Florida is looking seriously strong overall. I hear a lot about low wages though? A good friend of mine lived there and he was making $30/hr working admissions graveyard at an emergency room. FL seems amazing for urban farming though. Perfect weather for serious veg. Any cities you’d recommend?	/r/MGTOW	16/12/19 08:39 PM
1	Where should I move? (7 Years London -> USA) (not required) Ain’t that big of a deal to me. I smoked heavily over here to numb my brain from the pain of a relationship I was in. I think it could be fun if it was for fun, but it doesn’t really matter in the end. I want opportunity most of all with great weather and low cost of living.	/r/MGTOW	16/12/19 08:37 PM
1	Found in r/memes Yep. Bags all over the other seats, feet in the goddamn air. Disgusting. Got onto the bus once at the middle entrance and this woman had taken her shoes off, feet dangling at practically eye level as soon as you walk in.	/r/MGTOW	09/12/19 07:01 PM
3	Ever notice the more women in your life the more stressful your life will be? I did. Fuck them.	/r/MGTOW	09/12/19 06:58 PM
6	Ever notice the more women in your life the more stressful your life will be? Indeed, rant incoming. My mother died and my family is made up of mostly females or guys with heavy female tendencies because they are emotional fuckers. Instant drama from the go. Aunt lied about what she was going to do with mother’s belongings in the hospital. Told her to get rid of them if she couldn’t handle it (soiled garments). She said no. I told nursing staff to take all belongings to the office and I’ll take care of it when I get there (300mi away) Meanwhile, aunt had my cousin there a…	/r/MGTOW	09/12/19 07:23 AM
19	Dinner out, alone. GYOW. It was slightly odd the first time I did it (in my mind). Then I looked around and noticed all the couples and thought of how I felt when I took women out. This is a waste of money This is a waste of time Why am I doing this shit She’s so boring These simps are probably feeling the same - as well, the conversations were of nothing worthwhile. Me? I read some shit and munched on 3 courses. It was quite enjoyable.	/r/MGTOW	09/12/19 06:48 AM
1	Bring back real masculinity Are you surprised? Dads aren’t blasting Kardashians and makeup videos all day. I feel bad for this youth, raised by single moms. They’re all growing up to be retards.	/r/MGTOW	27/11/19 07:34 AM
3	Traded 1 Bitch for Another \| My Fat Roommate, the Landlord’s Daughter Part 2 No worries brother	/r/MGTOW	26/11/19 09:53 PM
1	Traded 1 Bitch for Another \| My Fat Roommate, the Landlord’s Daughter Part 2 Oh, I left a single dish in the rack once for about an hour and heard all about my sins. My door also closed on its own a few times and I got a noise complaint. She’s just a whiny cunt.	/r/MGTOW	26/11/19 08:21 PM
2	Traded 1 Bitch for Another \| My Fat Roommate, the Landlord’s Daughter Part 2 I would love to but London is very expensive.	/r/MGTOW	26/11/19 08:20 PM
6	Traded 1 Bitch for Another \| My Fat Roommate, the Landlord’s Daughter Part 2 Thanks for your response. UK actually. I don’t engage and practically never have on anything. She gave up trying to confront me for anything after the second time. Now she uses post it notes, or tells her father. I don’t plan on following any of the rules anyhow. I told her dad that I pay rent and I have a right to use the kitchen whenever I please. You’ve given me some neat ideas.	/r/MGTOW	26/11/19 08:19 PM
8	Traded 1 Bitch for Another \| My Fat Roommate, the Landlord’s Daughter Part 2 I need to get a few things in order relating to a university, but I will likely break the lease early. Can’t take this bullshit.	/r/MGTOW	26/11/19 03:12 PM
7	Traded 1 Bitch for Another \| My Fat Roommate, the Landlord’s Daughter Part 2 Largely what I do anyhow. I’ll revoke the customary, ‘Morning.’	/r/MGTOW	26/11/19 03:12 PM
2	Traded 1 Bitch for Another \| My Fat Roommate, the Landlord’s Daughter Part 2 Weird that I have to state such things seeing as it is self evident.	/r/MGTOW	26/11/19 03:11 PM
18	Traded 1 Bitch for Another \| My Fat Roommate, the Landlord’s Daughter Part 2 Hello brothers, Part 2 of my epically petty saga. I escaped the plantation with my ex girlfriend. She was filthy. Drawers overflowing, piles of dishes, never cleaned up after herself. It was truly terrible. I did everything around the place. Fuck that. I moved out and found a decent room in a house that features 5 men, 1 woman. I moved in. My strategy was to largely ignore everyone beyond acknowledgement of their existence. Investments were up, contributions were up, bullshit was down - or so I …	/r/MGTOW	26/11/19 02:33 PM
17	Can one of my Italian MGTOW brothers explain the numbers on this label to me? From an Italian suit. I think 60 is the sleeve length? But was is the 42, and what is the 7? And what is the L? And are these sizes, or is it some kind of measurement? 42 is chest. L is ‘Long’ this draws a distinction between R or S. meaning Regular or Short. Basically, a 42 chest for a tall guy as opposed to a 42 for a normal or small guy. L is longer sleeve and body. It also means the buttons are placed lower than standard. Not sure what the 60 means. 60cm is very short for it to be sleeves if the garment is a long.. that’s only slightly over 23 inches. VERY short for a 42. It might just be in reference to the chest as well. Could be 1/2 chest (actual) is 60…	/r/MGTOW	22/11/19 08:41 PM
2	I wonder why. And she’s jealous of a dog.	/r/MGTOW	18/11/19 01:30 PM
3	Remember it's not what you make, it's what you save. Also, it’s not what you save. It’s what you save and invest.	/r/MGTOW	17/11/19 08:49 PM
3	Remember it's not what you make, it's what you save. I stay dedicated to specific brands because I know how they fit and I like their quality.	/r/MGTOW	17/11/19 08:45 PM
1	Remember it's not what you make, it's what you save. It’s a good option but the time spent getting there, looking, etc. Not for me. I’d rather outfit myself to look like a don whilst taking a massive dump.	/r/MGTOW	17/11/19 08:35 PM
6	Remember it's not what you make, it's what you save. I always use eBay to get quality threads at bargain prices. Managed to get a complete wardrobe of very high end suits for under £200 total. 6 luxury brand suits, fellas. Richard James, Canali, Polo Ralph Lauren. Great fit, timeless style. I did the same with all of my jumpers, dress shirts, shoes - everything. Makes you look a million bucks, but didn’t cost a dime. The mall and whatnot is for a bunch of damn fools.	/r/MGTOW	17/11/19 08:32 PM
5	I saw a girl from HS...12 years later Hah. Similar thing. Girl rejected me when I was 19. Moved on and didn’t give much of a fuck. Added her on FB (before I deleted it) about 2 years later and HOLY SHIT she was PORK PORK PORK. Fat as a motherfucker! I mean - honestly, it’s disgusting. She clearly has no self respect. A goddamn pig in a human costume.	/r/MGTOW	11/11/19 08:53 PM
3	Female a Roommate is Landlord’s Daughter I was blown away at how my ex gf was always broke. Always goddamn broke as a joke. I could never figure it out. I was getting bled but I always had money. She didn’t seem to do anything, but then it all clicked. For some reason, bitches love to spend £20 on avocado and an egg with a bit of bread. They call it brunch? Sunday tax? No thanks.	/r/MGTOW	11/11/19 08:53 AM
7	Female a Roommate is Landlord’s Daughter Well, I’ve started wearing my boots indoors now. They make a rather loud clip clop on the wooden floors.	/r/MGTOW	11/11/19 08:50 AM
2	A woman causes 1 million dollars in damage because a dude didn't open his door for her 😂😂😂 fucking dying over here! Hilarious! Don’t do PCP, fellas. And in the words of some big black mothafucka, ‘Gotdayum!’	/r/MGTOW	06/11/19 05:24 AM
1	Told me Girlfriend to move out because of her wasteful spending - savings have never looked so good - 29 male - thanks MGTOW! Stop projecting.	/r/MGTOW	06/11/19 04:53 AM
22	Told me Girlfriend to move out because of her wasteful spending - savings have never looked so good - 29 male - thanks MGTOW! Are you telling me you haven’t invested that huge mass of wealth in an Index Fund? If you deposited that whole amount into an index fund, by 65, you’d have around 32 million dollars. That accounts for compound interest and the average stock market yearly return (10%). That doesn’t even count adding anything extra every month. Jesus Christ, if you invested 65% of your salary every year (monthly basis, $14,625) on the same scale, along with the initial investment of that amount, you’d have $94.1 M…	/r/MGTOW	05/11/19 09:17 AM
4	It's not much, but at least it's going to used exactly how I want it to be spent. Do what suits you best. Vanguard isn’t just an app though, it’s a provider of investment funds. Their app isn’t so pretty, however I’m quite sure you can access their funds through Robinhood. Vanguard is one of the best providers because they have extremely low fees and good market exposure. I recommend the S&P 500 Index.	/r/MGTOW	04/11/19 07:30 PM
1	It's not much, but at least it's going to used exactly how I want it to be spent. It’s the third link in my post.	/r/MGTOW	04/11/19 07:01 PM
12	It's not much, but at least it's going to used exactly how I want it to be spent. Hey OP. You’re doing swell. Do you wanna become a millionaire? Budgeting https://youtu.be/8F0mH84w6e4 Investing https://youtu.be/fwe-PjrX23o Thank me later. Bonus links: for all your index fund investing needs https://investor.vanguard.com/home/ This simplistic approach does the following Simple math: Avg stock market return is 10% Money invested in an Index Fund will earn interest, the interest also earns interest, repeat.. $100/mo from 18yrs to 65yrs totals up to $1,303,385.05 Imagine if you p…	/r/MGTOW	04/11/19 06:20 PM
4	Male empowerment thread. Post quotes. ‘Never, never, never give up.’ - Donald Trump ‘There is no free lunch.’ - Whoever it was, it wasn’t a thot.	/r/MGTOW	04/11/19 05:46 PM
1	Broke & Broken I rarely ever did this with my girlfriends. One of them bought me some sneakers. I never bought her shit. I just laid pipe and ended up ghosting when her BPD ways became too much to handle. The other, I only ever purchased things at clearance or on eBay for her. Always high end gear, but at a massive discount. I’m talking like under £15 for £600 dresses. Gifts were always timed to ensure minimal cost. Ex. 1 scarf for her birthday from Missoni, bought on clearance for under £20. Dress on Christma…	/r/MGTOW	04/11/19 04:33 PM
1	I want you all to be rich. 😂 I’d suggest proving some useful advice.	/r/MGTOW	04/11/19 03:57 PM
1	I want you all to be rich. Why shouldn’t they get rich? They’re providing an excellent service. Analysis paralysis is a thing No it’s not Proceeds to provide a book the majority of people will not understand, leaving them utterly confused I’m sure the book is actually excellent. I’m also sure I won’t understand it. In any case, I’ll leave you to your blogs, books, models, predictions, etc. I’m going to listen to Warren Buffet. Smarter Investing: Simpler Decisions for Better Results (Financial Times Series) https://www.ama…	/r/MGTOW	04/11/19 03:42 PM
3	Welcome to London 2019 Who cares about society? Print money for yourself and watch these fucks burn. Escape to the East early and live like a king. Fuck it. I got a vasectomy on the horizon anyway.	/r/MGTOW	04/11/19 06:57 AM
1	I want you all to be rich. Of course there’s more to it. But history has shown that the most successful investors are: Dead people And People that forgot they had an account http://www.businessinsider.com/forgetful-investors-performed-best-2014-9 Set it, forget it, watch it grow. https://youtu.be/10QoUi2PmNs Analysis paralysis is a thing. Just do it.	/r/MGTOW	04/11/19 06:48 AM
1	I want you all to be rich. Money in the market does.	/r/MGTOW	04/11/19 05:12 AM
2	I want you all to be rich. Jeff Bezos is not in the same position as the average person, you know, as he is the richest man on Earth. However, I can guarantee he practiced many of the principles Ramsey puts out there (Ramsey didn’t invent them), especially when he was starting his business. It doesn’t matter if he was aware of it at the time or not. In any case, this has nothing to do with the actual discussion here. I’m surprised a fellow MGTOW is trying to derail to satisfy his own ego. Maybe you can contribute some sim…	/r/MGTOW	03/11/19 10:21 PM
3	I want you all to be rich. Bezos is an inspiring figure. I admire him very much.	/r/MGTOW	03/11/19 10:09 PM
7	I want you all to be rich. Ramsey provides some ironclad solid budgeting and financial planning advice. How is that normie? Normie is being broke and having payments coming out of your ass. Fuck normie. I don’t agree with Dave’s advice on investing in Mutual Funds though. Terrible advice. Take the good, leave the rest. I don’t even get the rest of your comment it just sounds like gobbledegook because it is so vague. Having the self control to be extremely disciplined in your character will give you an insight into what it…	/r/MGTOW	03/11/19 09:54 PM
1	Don't be a motherfucker Be a motherfucker - get a vasectomy first.	/r/MGTOW	20/10/19 05:18 AM
2	This simp disgusts me. The pitbull shills aren’t being paid overtime so they downvote the truth instead. Weirdly, this simp’s wild thot is the only sane one. I doubt she even dropped it off in the wild. If she did, then I feel bad for anyone in the surrounding area. Hide your child, horse, pony, other dog, grandmother, and god knows what else. She most likely dropped it at a shelter and then lied to him. If it was me, I’d have taken it in for the big sleep. She did him a favour. In future, I believe pit and all other …	/r/MGTOW	19/10/19 05:25 AM
-2	This simp disgusts me. On one hand, that is pretty fucking evil., and nobody should steal someone’s pet. On the other, that dog looks like a pitbull and all fighting breed dogs should be put down, outlawed, and made extinct. They’re ticking time bombs. Especially pitbulls, staffies, or any of their mixes. I wonder if my fellow MGTOW poses the same logical abilities when it comes to seeing the truth about dogs like they can with women? Retrievers retrieve, terriers are hyper for routing out vermin, greyhounds were bred…	/r/MGTOW	18/10/19 11:19 PM
1	The 5 Most Common Pitfalls To Avoid When Making Decisions Paywall, bro. The fuck?	/r/MGTOW	18/10/19 04:30 AM
6	"Money won't buy you happiness!!!" Time is the most important currency Money buys time. More money = more time. More time = more time to do what you want Doing what brings you joy = happiness. Work hard, create new opportunities for yourself, retire early, do what you want.	/r/MGTOW	21/08/19 07:20 AM
28	I'm not like other girls..... Smashed iPhone screen Why can’t bitches spend £2.99 and get a protector? Common fucking sense when you’re carrying around a £1000 glass rectangle.	/r/MGTOW	18/08/19 02:52 PM
1	This is so true, the amount of clothes I wrecked whilst "kicking" with the girls here, fake tan, fake up, fake lashes, fake Everything..... Haha of course, brother. It truly is a disaster out there.	/r/MGTOW	18/08/19 10:57 AM
2	This is so true, the amount of clothes I wrecked whilst "kicking" with the girls here, fake tan, fake up, fake lashes, fake Everything..... You forgot the tattoos and horrible attitude.	/r/MGTOW	18/08/19 10:00 AM
3	Love is the world's biggest multi-trillion dollar industry. Imagine the survival of all that business if most men were MGTOW and didn't drink the love kool-aid. Think you’re wrong there, pal. They’re chameleons. The smart ones know a prenup has no weight in court. They’ll shit test you by saying you don’t trust them, and then divorce rape you down the line regardless, proving that if you didn’t trust them, you should have kicked her ass to the curb long before ever considering marriage in the first place!	/r/MGTOW	18/08/19 09:57 AM
2	Cupcake Diaries Vol. 1 I think it’s worse actually. She once said the space was boring because I cleaned up.	/r/MGTOW	16/08/19 05:23 PM
2	Cohabitation is Hell Oh yes, I’ve been planning this out quite a lot. The vasectomy was definitely part of my general life plan, and I’ve been working the timings for various repairs to take place so I can hold out on the deposit. Once everything is squared away, GOODBYE! I’ve been swallowing red pills on turbocharge for about 7 months now, but I swallowed many back when I was a younger teen and came across Tom Leykis. Thing is, gotta keep your red pill count high or else you’ll fall right back onto the plantation j…	/r/MGTOW	08/08/19 06:46 PM
2	Cohabitation is Hell It isn’t made clear and like many, I didn’t know about MGTOW as a philosophy. It happens/happened to us all at some point. Everyone is one kiss, one blowjob, one fuck away from the plantation. Stay away! After it’s all over, never ever again will I subject myself to this shit.	/r/MGTOW	08/08/19 06:02 PM
1	Cohabitation is Hell Are you me? Hell on earth man.	/r/MGTOW	08/08/19 05:59 PM
8	Cohabitation is Hell You have the right idea, brother. I’m working toward a more vagabond life too. Sorry if my reply seemed harsh.	/r/MGTOW	08/08/19 12:04 PM
29	Cohabitation is Hell Good god. I never really thought of it like that. Good thing I’m currently scheduled to get my vasectomy in under 2 weeks. Bought and paid for by daddy government, no less. You can work the system to your advantage, boys. It’s almost entirely unnecessary as I can’t even bring myself to have sex now anyway. Honestly though, maybe I’m just good at holding this shit inside because she must already think she’s got me by the nuts, or she doesn’t view the upset I show as genuine or meaningful, because…	/r/MGTOW	08/08/19 12:02 PM
28	Cohabitation is Hell Yeah but why pay for a home that I can’t use? It instantly becomes a dead weight and financial drag. Ah, that reminds me of something.. I prefer to bust my ass on my side hustles at home so I’m not at work, buying some other chump their own freedom.	/r/MGTOW	08/08/19 11:48 AM
9	Cohabitation is Hell Rent contract.	/r/MGTOW	08/08/19 11:13 AM
23	Facebook is now banning the word "Honk" because it violates the community standards Have no twitter account View the tweet through my reddit app of choice This may contain sensitive content It’s just OPs pic Top fuckin zozzle. Even twitter censors that shit.	/r/MGTOW	10/06/19 01:09 PM
3	Reason number #23 to not let a female move in. Or any counter space at all.	/r/MGTOW	01/06/19 07:27 AM
2	What up do with 20k € Crypto is the same as gambling. I would advise that OP find a book that covers the basics of investing. Depending on your English skills, you could buy Smarter Investing by Tim Hale. It will help you so much and will almost certainly be relevant in your own country too. The effect of compounding on the €20K will be absolutely insane.	/r/MGTOW	27/04/19 01:56 PM
3	MGTOW and the workforce Yes, Op. yesterday was rather frustrating. Female manager + female colleague. Female colleague spends most of the day moving around doing nothing and complaining about the cold temperature. Everyone is wearing suits and ties apart from her and the manager, so of course she’s cold. Also spent a great deal of time whining about disorganisation. Offer a solution? Nah. When she had a specific job, she proceeded not to do it to the point where the female manager passed it into me and my other male co…	/r/MGTOW	28/03/19 06:41 AM