SquirrelHoarder Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
6	I woke up today and i saw a message from a girl who broke my heart 3 years before. Trust me, you'll find someone new and forget all about her. I've had 3 'girl of my dreams' and every time I meet someone later and suddenly the last 'girl of my dreams' isn't as great and I can see her shortcomings and the ways we weren't compatible.	/r/seduction	22/10/21 09:25 PM
5	What did Jeff Bezos' wife and Bill Gates' wife do to deserve so much of their husbands' hard earned money in divorce settlements? Where she got the money aside, I don’t understand the logic behind your statement. She already has the money, why would she give it to one of Jeff’s charities so he could then give some of it back to her?	/r/MensRights	27/08/21 05:25 AM
-2	What did Jeff Bezos' wife and Bill Gates' wife do to deserve so much of their husbands' hard earned money in divorce settlements? That doesn’t make any sense, even if it was true it would still be a net loss for her as there’s no way she could siphon back the same amount of money she put in. How could donating money to charity somehow make her money?	/r/MensRights	27/08/21 04:58 AM
11	Why are more women interested in you,if one woman is? Bruh, “not really, she makes you look pretty” means that girl #1 was so ugly that by comparison girl #2 actually looks pretty. They may have gave you a shocked look because they were shook that you called her ugly to her face.	/r/seduction	06/10/18 01:22 AM
1	Your go-to Tinder opener? ‘what are you making us for breakfast in the morning?’ ‘do you think chickens secretly wish they could fly’ ‘I want to kiss you like Tom Brady kisses his kids. On the mouth.’ Works 60% if the time 100% of the time.	/r/seduction	31/08/18 03:02 AM
15	Insulted a girl, her friends called me nice and kissed me How does one jokingly call someone inbred. Please explain.	/r/seduction	28/07/18 11:45 PM
2	My major is fucking me up OP, idk how you're telling them this, but in my books a good major at a good university is a good thing and girls like that. The only way they would find it unattractive is if you're a dick about it. Not trying to be a dick or anything, just saying that a guy who isn't a huge dick about being a petroleum engineer (just an example) is going to bump the dude up at least a point or two. Edit: I know you probably want to remain anonymous, and I assume you're telling the truth when you say 'the smart…	/r/seduction	02/10/17 11:56 PM
16	Let's talk kino Instructions unclear, will post TIFU later about it	/r/seduction	09/01/16 03:12 AM
2	Feeling down, need some EMERGENCY encouragement/advice - EVERY single date I ever go on leads nowhere. I feel like the first date is to get to know each other, talk to them and determine if this is a person id like to see again or not. I think that it's a little too forward to try and kiss someone you've only met once. Most of my first dates are the first time I've met them. If the date goes really well, yeah I'll go in for a kiss, but most dates I won't. I should say that none of my dates have been at a bar, as I am only 18, so no alcohol is ever involved. Does that mean I'm too young to be givi…	/r/seduction	19/10/15 04:57 PM
2	Feeling down, need some EMERGENCY encouragement/advice - EVERY single date I ever go on leads nowhere. You tried to kiss her on the first date? I don't know the specifics of the date, but it's probably not the best idea to try for a kiss on the first date. It's possible that she isn't interested and this is her way of letting you know, cutting off contact. I feel you on being more upset she hasn't said anything that just telling you she's not interested. She most likely feels you will be let down easy this way which is definitely not the case! Don't have a bad view towards women because a few of …	/r/seduction	19/10/15 03:27 PM
1	What does a high snapchat score mean? Just curious here, is there like a no texting rule in sororities?	/r/seduction	10/10/15 09:16 PM
1	How would you approach twins? Don't mention that they're twins. It's always the first thing people say to them; so if you say something other than that it will make you stand out to them, or at the very least you won't just be another person that brings up the very obvious fact that they're twins as an opener.	/r/seduction	03/10/15 12:50 AM
1	Men who have been able to drastically enhance the caliber of women they get with - how did you do it? Well this is going to be like every other comment but, Confidence Confidence Confidence. Also, I try to live by the quote "better an oops than a what if" I would much rather ask the girl out and be rejected than go home and think what if. That's pretty much how I went from 7s to 9s, you never know unless you try.	/r/seduction	01/10/15 03:04 AM
3	Frat party Help Just go up to girls that are already dancing, unless you've been chatting with a girl I wouldn't ask a random to dance. Just go on the dance floor and just walk around until you find a girl your interested in, I'd bring a wingman so you don't look like a loner, plus girls are usually in pairs so you can hook up your friend or vice versa. Dance with a girl a little then start grinding on her, if she's not interested she's gonna walk away immediately so if she stays your good to advance. As for go…	/r/seduction	06/09/15 02:54 PM
4	I'm only good with girls when I'm drunk. I'm pretty much the exact same way! While drunk I'm the life of the party, talk to everyone, it's relatively easy to pick up girls. But when I'm sober it's pretty difficult for me. I find that it's not hard to hold a conversation or anything like that it's just the alcohol gives you the balls to go and talk to them in the first place. My advice is to just say fuck it, and go talk to them. Yeah I know way easier said than done! I don't want to plug myself here but I had an experience last night t…	/r/seduction	06/09/15 01:49 PM