You should never argue with a crazy broadbroadbroadbroadbroad You oughta know by now You can pay single moms with your overtime Is that all ya get for your money?
Treat her like a queen and she will treat you like a servant Treat her like an equal and she will treat you with disdain Treat her like shit and she will let you blow her back out
The new Cardi B song "Up" : "He nutted on my butt, I said, "I'm glad that you came" If that nigga had a twin, I would let 'em run a train (Skrrt)" I have a 2 y.o. daughter fellas and shit is terrifying
Bitch, 26 Worthless State Community College Whale 4 miles Mom to a future single mother 250lbs but my attitude is 120lbs Finishing my gender studies degree that won't amount to shit Haven't been fucked since 60 lbs ago, just looking for a bailout out there
Something happens to most girls in that 30-40 decade that just wrecks their appearance and smv. We used to say they were "rode hard and put away wet." Curious if that's still an expression that lives on.
"Dad not in the picture" true meaning (it's one of these): 1) I fucked Chad raw because he was hot, got knocked up in an effort to make him commit. It didn't work. 2) I am such an insufferable cunt that I make my baby daddy avoid our child because it's easier to be an absent father than it is to deal with me at all. 3) I have literally no fucking idea who this brat's father is.
Maybe its the red hair, maybe its the cold, lifeless eyes, but do you all ever just see a women and be like "this broad has taken miles of dick"? Just me?
So, you're gonna just hope a man hops into your life, waits several years (let's just say 5 years) to propose to you, another 2 years before the wedding date, and then happily ever after? What fantasy man is gonna just wait around for you to give him some 46 year old vagina? I mean, I get its unopened, fresh out-the-box poonani, but DAMN. Who wants a never-been-driven (but rusted as fuck) 1982 Chevrolet Citation when you can get a much newer, pre-owned sports car that looks amazing?! Read the ro…
As a University of Maryland grad, I'm really shocked that this professor wrote this... that school is the bluest pill in the bluest part of the bluest state. Kudos to that guy for actually acknowledging a problem and not labeling it tHe pAtRiArChY.
I dont get how it is that fucking hard not to get raw-dogged, or use birth control. "Y'all aint shit" = I let losers bust in me, but obviously I'm not the problem.
I mean, I'm married and the longest we've gone without me getting sex or a beejer is probably a couple weeks? I can't imagine 4 years. One of us would be packing our shit up by 4 months lol
No one's gonna flame you, my dude. MGTOW is for picking each other up, not shitting on them. No woman (despite the amount of kegels she does) in her 30's or 40's that's rode the CC is going to have a vagina that I'll mistake for an 18 year old virgin's. At least not in my experience (I'm in my mid-30's). I do agree that you can tighten it back up with exercises like kegels, but if it were that simple, there would not be a whole medical industry built around processes like vaginal rejuvenation. W…
But if Chad donkey-punches her and then spits in her mouth, she'll cream so hard it'll make the room shake. That's love to her, not someone who treats her like gold. M U H T I N G L E S
"WHY WONT CHAD COMMIT TO ME NOW THAT I'M A QUINQUAGENARIAN?!" "WHY WON'T MEN GIVE ME THEIR RESOURCES 15 YEARS AFTER I HIT THE WALL?!" Listen, lady. No sane man is going to want anything to do with a woman that is half a century old and trying to "date." You're not bearing him children at that point (definitely not healthy ones), he has money to afford hookers if he needs pussy (yours probably looks like a punched-in Stouffer's lasagna, unless you've had extensive vaginal rejuvenation surgery), a…
Fellas, who wants to wife up the town jizz jar?!! For the low, low price of your dignity and all your money, you can be in a CoMmItTeD rELaTiOnShIP with a woman who may as well have Noah's ark between her legs. But don't forget: Braxtynn, Braelynn, Desean, Jamarcus, Neveah, Keisha, Taysean, Jordan, and (coming soon), Alberto will never respect you as a father figure, unless its time to load up the minivan(s) and head to TGI Friday's, which you will pay for fully. Why start your own journey with …
I would piss myself laughing if a woman told me to "dick her down rapidly with my hog." Just doesn't sound like a real profile, but who knows nowadays.
TL;DR: "I miss being able to fuck 100's of people. Fucking 1 beta is not enough for me. Can you please tell me what I want to hear so I can go back to being a prostitute?"
I never understand the logic of "have kids, don't want more". What self-respecting, childless man is going to forego having his own children to settle for your bastards and your beef curtains, sweaty?!
You ever took a sip of some really expensive whiskey and go "ooooooooooooh Lord have mercy, that is smooooth!"? Had that same reaction to this man. Dick em down and kick em out, young stallion!
How can you possibly even be in the same room as someone who cheats on you? Let alone still love her and want to be with her?! I really don't get that logic, man. How do you not constantly imagine your wife's back getting blown out by some dude you work with? I mean, grow a fucking spine and get the fuck out of there, dude. I wouldn't care what it costed me monetarily. I'd rather lose my money than my fucking dignity.
The fact that she let some dude blow her back out (RAW NO LESS) quite recently should not deter you from manning up and making it your fucking problem! Come deal with all her hormonal bullshit and help her raise a child you didn't make! You might even get a whiff of that coochy if you put up enough money for it! And, don't forget, her bastard child will never respect your authority because you aren't his dad! And when the baby daddy decides to make an appearance, you can bet ole girl will be fro…
I told my wife the other day that when I hear a woman say she was in "an abusive relationship", I automatically assume she's fucking lying through her teeth, because literally EVERY WOMAN says that when they breakup with someone nowadays. #alwaysthevictim
" Y'know the thing about a thot...she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until she bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', your account balance turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces."
What she's offering: "Here's the best part of me: my pussy. You can have this for free, forever, because I've proven I'll fuck you with no strings attached. Orrrrrrr, you can choose to inherit all my bullshit & nagging, and watch me get comfortable (i.e. Mega-Fat), and be stuck with me forever. And when I decide to leave, I get 50% or better of all your money/possessions."
Wants to "build with somebody." Sounds like she already did some building. Her and Chad whipped up 2 loads of hardened concrete she wants some other dude to use in his structure.
In my experience, any girl that has ever bragged about the kitty cat bein fire, has had AT BEST some regular, middle-of-the-pack pussy. It's the ones that don't say anything about it and let you find out on your own that have that grade A.
Imagine having such low-self confidence that you choose to inherit all the bullshit from a relationship, without any of the fucking. Spending your time and money to preheat the oven so Chad can stick in the turkey.
"I want a real love, dark-skinned Aunt Viv love, That jada and that Will love." - J. Cole (ooooooof) "Don't save her, she don't wanna be saved." - J. Cole in the same song
Translation: "Worthless sack of shit/ uterus with legs x 4. Fucking, sucking, jerking, anal. I have my own trailer, I'm hostess at Waffle House, own a 94 Toyota Tercel, and I'm attending University of Phoenix online. I let Chadwick (or maybe even 4 DIFFERENT Chadwicks teehee ;) ) beat guts on the reg for the last decade. Will you be the bailout reason I get off this app? I'm looking for Billy Beta. I'm old school and give attention to attractive men that won't commit. I'm loyal to Chad's majesti…
Courtship died when women were no longer chaste. Why in the fuck would a man want to dote on a woman who got fucked by Chad under the bleachers, for free? What incentive does he have to commit himself financially to a hole that Tyrone stretched out years earlier? And this is for a woman who isn't a mother! Imagine being a single mother and thinking you're worth anything more than liquid rhino shit.
First of all, what a colossal retard for fucking her after that. I can't say I have any sympathy for him on that one. Second of all, imagine being told by YOUR PARENTS that your life isn't a priority anymore. OOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOFFFFffffff
Obvious gut, and those titties have given up at 26. References "current sobriety", indicating she's probably had a drug problem at some point. Then has the gall to think she could have a sugar daddy looking like this. And 2 crotchspawn waddling about as well. Ay caramba. Also, guaranteed her cavernous cooter has some "bumps" as well. They're called genital warts. Yuck. 0/10, would not fuck with my dead grandfather's dick.
A redneck landwhale who comes with 4 of her own crotch fruits and no willingness to have any of MY children? FUCKIN AY! I would rather stick her "baited hook" into my pisshole than be caught anywhere near her.
As a rule of thumb, every recently-divorced woman has more pipe laid on her than the Keystone Pipeline. Then, after taking nautical miles of cock, their pussies start to look looser than an untied crown royal bag, and they decide they want to settle back down.
Please tell me that this bitch did not say she "deserves" a good hard-working man. I'd love to hear why she deserves anything. Is it because she comes as a package deal with Chad's loads (Braylynn and Kaylynn, who are her world)? Is it because this one-of-a-kind woman likes rarities such as DINNER AND MOVIES? Could it be because she's a career-oriented BARTENDER? I mean, the line of men waiting for a chance with her must be a mile long by this point, right?
"When any reputable man catches a glance (or whiff) of my abhorrent hatchet wound, they dart from my life faster than the Roadrunner. My beef curtains quiver when Marcus from AP asks me for an update on an invoice. Unfortunately, he has a mental deficiency since he chose a woman other than myself to settle down with. I ate my way through the wall once I hit 30, but no man wants my bloated stink-crevice, and I don't understand why. The problem is obviously that there are no dateable men around me…
She has the exact facial structure of Billy the Puppet from the Saw movies. "Hello, Thot. I want to play a game. For years you have put off beta men while chasing tingles with Tyrone and Chad. Partying through your good years, not realizing the toll it would take on your once youthful appearance, you feel helpless as you are now left with nothing but 2 fuck trophies and a sexual market value that has plummeted lower than Enron stock. Now you will have a chance to embrace your new life as the h…
TerpsMakeMeDrink, 33 I'm not a simp, I'm a MGTOW Not interested in alcoholic post-wall THOTS Buy your own bourbon and hit the gym If I wanted to eat attract fatties, I'd leave a trail of M&M's to my house I have too many nice pieces of furniture, please be under 200lbs Isn't Honolulu to Massachusetts the same path that humpback whales take to mate? #whaleconfirmed My Anthem: Hoes Mad by Famous Dex
So you're a tough guy Copenhagen snuff guy Just can't get enough guy Meth pipe that you puff guy I'm that bad type Made my mama sad type Looking for a white knight Might fuck my own dad type
Even asked to put it in my ass when I blatantly said that even if I did want to Well, at least we know she 's willing to take it in the dumper, fellas.
I have several questions/comments: Is she half shar-pei? Look at that forehead. Also, I'm actually quite jealous of her masculine jawline. Also, did anyone else notice that every picture has the Thousand Cock Stare™? Thirdly, with the age is just a number thing, I hope she meant she's willing to date a 85 year old. Because what self-respecting younger man is going to say "Y'know, I got my whole life ahead of me. Better go ahead and throw it away so I can wife up some high-mileage, post-wall puss…
Let me translate for those of you who don't speak trailer trash: "My baby daddies Billy Ray, Rusty and Keith got the best years of me as they repeatedly used my body as a anthropomorphic fucktoy. Now I'm just looking to get fat off pork rinds and Mountain Dew and melt into my jizz-stained, cigarette-burned futon. So, I'm looking for that cuck man who will pay for my shitty lifestyle choices. I hope you like dried-up, saggy 38-year-old vagina, because that's what you'll be getting once a year, de…
Step #1: Let Chadwick spray my ancient uterus with his baby batter Step #2: Attempt to secure $$$ and resources from a man I would have previously ignored Step #3: Find out no one wants anything more than a pump-n-dump from me as I am damaged geriatric goods Step #4: Franzia & rescue cats
You know what would make tinder even better? Instead of going straight to the skank to get some pussy, what if I had to go through ANOTHER skank to get to the skank to get some pussy?
Need a man not a boy Bitch, you are 26 years old with a kid and you are an assistant store manager. NOT THE STORE MANAGER, THE ASSISTANT MANAGER. Therefore, stock up on Franzia and enjoy your son and cats. You are not desirable at all.
"I prefer black men because a man's gotta be packin' serious dick length to get past the layers on subcutaneous fat situated on my FUPA." Also, guys, she has a son. SOMEONE AT SOME POINT ACTUALLY FUCKED THIS BEHEMOTH.
My fatherless, anthropomorphic fuck-trophies are so awesome. A few months ago I was getting ready to get pumped-and-dumped, and Oliver said, "Does he know you have no value on the sexual market, and lie about things your kids say for internet points? Or that he'll be expected to pay for some other dude's kids while having no parental authority over them? Or that 'you aren't like that anymore' sexually so he'll get a sad handjob on his birthday and starfish sex once a year? Or that... *crying noi…
Nothing like showing us a picture that shows us nothing about you except your hair color and that you have a pancake ass reminiscent of Chris Farley. I'm a mommy of two little boys At age 21?! Are they twins? Or did you just decide you were gonna let Chad dick you down RAW when you were 16? I don't get it. Also, nothing I want more in life than to take care of 2 bastards that look like the last guy that dumped a fat load in your flabby, blown-out pussy. Guaranteed that if we dated they would n…
Chadwick's Leftovers 2: Electric Boogaloo "Hey, do you mind paying for a .001% chance of even taking a whiff of my diseased hatchet wound? Now that Chad, Alejandro and Tyrone have pumped more fluids through me than the Druzhba pipeline, I need your money and don't want to fuck you for it. K, thanks!"
I am new to this so please be patient! Honey, not one part of you is new unless it's made of silicon. I don't like it when men are sexual or too full on with me it's too much "Let me throw this in there so you'll think I've maintained some innocence." I'm 24 but mature for my age. I normally date older men because they know how to treat a ladie and not so Imature so I prefer a man and not a BOY I know what I'm looking for ..... I had a fucking aneurysm reading this long ass run-on, misspelled se…
Why the fuck would I want to pay to take out Chad's leftovers? I think this broad calls for a parable. A woman is selling brownies. I'm talking like the world's freshest brownies. She sets up a a stand on the street corner to sell these delicious creations. She writes "FREE" on the sign in front of her shop. A small line forms pretty quickly. The first couple of people in line are courteous, take the brownie cordially, and go about their business. Between the fourth and fifth guy, she goes to th…
accused me of leaving her in her abuser's control "Sounds like your fucking problem." -This guy to wife, 2019 Also, why doesn't anyone ask "If he was an abuser, why did you let him cum inside you?"
My response must've been quite loud when I opened this thread... because my boss came into my office and said "what are you EWWWWing about?" Also, did she have a fucking aneurysm typing this?!
You posted not one good picture of yourself. Your face is partially obscured in one, and I can't tell shit about your face in the blurry-as-fuck motion shots you posted, so I will go ahead and assume you're at best a 5/10, and that's because you don't appear to be fat. In my experience, females with this "I-don't-take-no-shit", independent (but also one of the guys) vibe have been absolutely savaged by countless dudes. I recommend that shes save that ice auger because it may be the only stimulus…
The snapchat wasnt blocked initially because it was kind of amusing to see her life turn to shit, but it wore out its welcome. I knew she was drunk because she would leave voicemails all the time that would be like 3-4 mins long
Ah yes. The last ex-girlfriend I will ever have. She insisted on smoking weed 24/7. So she was high all the time. But she got so lazy when we got together that I would end up doing all the cooking, cleaning, etc while she laid in bed. My parents fucking despised her. Fast forward a few months, and I lost my job. I was in a rough place and severely depressed. She decides she needed a "break" because she didn't want to date anyone who didn't have a job. Starts to hang out with "my friends", and I …
Oh, don't worry. She won't be leaving the house much. She will have to be home to take care of Sassy, Shadow, Jinx, Misty, Cupcake, Bailey, Kiki, Midnight, Lulu and Mr. Whiskers.
I got a nice chuckle out of the fact that "smashed" can be used to mean 1) to get fucked up on alcohol 2) to get literally fucked and in this instance, I'm not sure which she actually meant.
"I claim to be 'picky', but I've repeatedly let alphas raw-dog me because MUH TINGLES. For some reason, Tyrone and Chad put a fertile load into me and then wouldn't commit. I'm tired of being used as a pump and dump. Please pay for my mistakes and my children, and in exchange, I will set up a sexual rewards system based on the amount of money you spend on me. For every $10,000, I will allow you to have sex with me, one time, with a condom, in the missionary position. I will not move during the e…
Why does every one of her pictures look 10+ years old (just based on the quality of the photos? Details: 36 years old Ahhh, got it. #thewallisundefeated
This shit is running RAMPANT through my town. It's really disheartening. I know 4 different girls (one of them my ex-girlfriend) right now that have <1 y.o. mixed children. Not one of the fathers is in the picture. 1 of them is in jail, 2 are just completely absent, and the 4th, she doesn't know who he is. Everyday, on Facebook, they just post the same random shit about how much of a catch they are, "where is my prince charming", "white guys are racist because they won't date me since my kid i…
Single mom of two amazing little babies and they are my world!! If your not willing to be apart of thier lives then kick rocks. Thier father is in prison Holy wolverine shit, fix your fucking grammar. But besides that, this is just want I've always wanted! To raise Prison Mike's kids in exchange for a mere chance at mediocre, loose pussy. Slowly, you deplete my hard-earned resources in exchange for once a month missionary with a condom. Then one day, baby daddy gets out, sees me with his baby …
I wasn't attracting the men I wanted. The ones I did attract were physically hot but lacked the emotional and moral steadiness I wanted, so it never went anywhere. "I let numerous Chads beat my guts up and when they went AWOL, I decided to just tell everyone that they weren't good enough for me, as this is less embarassing than being a discarded cum receptacle."
Bitch, 21 Server at Applebee's Lives in Fantasy Land, USA 11 miles away No sugar coating, as I'm 21 with two kids because I make bad decisions. I have 2 dogs and a horse. My baby daddy's were ironically 2 dogs with horse cocks. Go figure. They each gave me a load souvenir that I raise now. You will always be the bronze medal of my heart AT BEST. I don't like the smell of weed as it reminds me of baby daddy #1 puffing a joint as he back-doored me. I don't like to drink (or people who drink eith…
Why do I have to impress you sweetheart? If you think I'm finna go all out on a first date for a chance to take a whiff of your high-mileage stink crevice, you are mistaken.
"Within the last few months, someone (who is not you) dumped a hefty, fertile load into my flabby clam. He then dipped the fuck out because I am a dumpster fire. I love drug dealers with criminal records and unkempt stoners with no ambition. If you aren't Chad 2.0, you may go. I love being around loud vehicles because after the amount of cock I've taken, the vibration of a V8 engine is the only thing that gets me off." FTFY
My response: Try me - we probably won't match because you are too loose for me. Raising Chad's load seems like a lot of effort. Vagina < 6" circumference P.S. NEIGHHHHHHHHHH
I do some work on a military base and let me tell you, military girls FUCK, man. Like, every time I would see an attractive female on base and point her out to the military guys, they would all mention how basically all of them have fucked her at some point.
Dating me = Completely FREE Cooking for me = FREE Cleaning for me = FREE Sucking my dick = FREE Fucking me = FREE Not being a whore = FREE Keeping our finances separate = FREE If you date me, MY BALLS AND HOUSEHOLD ARE A PACKAGE DEAL! Either you fuck me and take care of me or gtfo <3 Now, could you imagine the shitstorm that would follow if a guy posted that on social media?
She's got a chihuahua's eyebrows, a proboscis monkey's nose, a bullfrog's chin/neck, and a walrus's abdomen. She'd better hope Dr. Doolittle is using Tinder.
5'3, TWO HUNDRED AND 15 MOTHERFUCKING POUNDS. And has the gall to say that the first thing people notice about her is her eyes. I'm gonna wager that they notice you lookin like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man WAAAAAAAAY before they notice your eyes lady.
"Single, freeloading & barely-a-mom. I cut hair at my house to have enough money for formula. I love prowling for broke-dick in dive bars and having trains run on me. Here are some things that I like that I think a man might like enough to overlook my Viggo Mortensen-esque jawline. I'll tell you I don't know what I want, but I secretly want an open checkbook and a man that's enough of a pussy to let me fuck other people outside our relationship. mY dAuGhTeR iS mY wOrLd. I don't want any kids f…
"I'm bout to hit 30, but my cooter cave has been making waves for Chadwick Longdong for the past decade. Now that he and his brethren have moved onto younger, more attractive women, I've noticed that the only thing I have left orbiting me are betas that don't give me any tingles in my cavernous nether region. I mean sure, my vagina has seen more dicks than a retirement-aged urologist, but that's not a valid reason for the hottest of men to not worship it! I was hot at 18, so by my logic, I shoul…
.:jazz music stops:. I did not realize there was this much soy on the fucking planet. Holy reindeer shit. I mean how clear does it have to be that you are the low man on the totem pole SLOAN?! In essence, he gets none of the (very limited) benefits of this relationship (i.e. PUSSY), but is footed the bill for Chad's anthropomorphic load? And if some other girl becomes interested in him as a potential partner, this cunt will give him just enough hope of a relationship with her to keep him on …
Translation: "I'm the ex-hot girl from high school that would've never given you the time of fucking day back then. But fellas, if you wanna see these tits before they begin complete their rapid descent to my kneecaps, form a line to the right and get your wallets out. Despite the fact that Chad and Tyrone have painted these sweater puppets like a Jackson Pollock painting, I expect you to work pay for that privilege. My "reasons to swipe left" category on my profile is actually just a list of it…
There was a follow up where he did address that he is white and the ex is black. So, draw your own conclusions. I'd be willing to bet it starts with a T and rhymes with BYRONE.