"Hi there, I'm a red flag. Date me."

loneliness-inc · 2019-08-09T14:36:01+00:00

since I've been through a lot of shitty relationships lol!

The reason they display their shitty past, front and center is to trigger your protector / provider instinct!

Remember, it's in their nature to need us and it's in our nature to provide them with their needs

bushwicksick · 2019-08-09T14:59:03+00:00

There are so many red flags in this I'm not even sure where to start.

--Damaged by Chad(s).

--She's a potential dinner whore.

--Wants you to drive/pick her up {aka drive a nice car}.

--After years of being a glorified streetwalker. Wants a gentleman to "man up".

--After years of giving up her coochie... Has finally found Jesus as her savior.

Edit typo.

Traksimuss · 2019-08-09T15:05:32+00:00

She is insane and ugly. So she refuses any benefits to you, and demands to cater to her every whim while being honest 2. Maybe even 0, as there are no pictures of full body and maybe she is fat. Also no mentioning of children.

Seems clingy too, will make dramas if you do not respond within 30 seconds of receiving message.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-08-09T15:27:19+00:00

SHE is the common denominator in ALL those shitty relationships.

InterestingPoint1 · 2019-08-09T15:14:36+00:00

Has already stated she's been in shitty relationships ergo had lots of sex with chads but wants to wait for marriage ?? wait for what? her hymen to regrow itself? so confused lmao

IncitingDramah · 2019-08-09T14:41:07+00:00

Bold strategy Cotton, let's see how it plays out.

[deleted] · 2019-08-09T15:14:48+00:00

So the 1st will consist of you spending $100 to hear some homely girl patronize you about Jesus with the guarantee of not getting laid until 2020. That doesn't sound like a fun night.

TerpsMakeMeDrink · 2019-08-09T15:32:00+00:00

Chadwick's Leftovers 2: Electric Boogaloo

"Hey, do you mind paying for a .001% chance of even taking a whiff of my diseased hatchet wound? Now that Chad, Alejandro and Tyrone have pumped more fluids through me than the Druzhba pipeline, I need your money and don't want to fuck you for it. K, thanks!"

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2019-08-09T15:38:46+00:00

That level of honesty does save a lot of time and money. Gotta give her that much.

SilverGryphon · 2019-08-09T15:31:16+00:00

She forgot to mention the kids she has.

Corvus_Uraneus · 2019-08-09T16:03:03+00:00

All those guys in shitty her shitty relationships didn't have to wait, but you, its until the courts give her leverage over you that she starts to BARELY put out.

MKUltraGameShow · 2019-08-09T15:49:04+00:00

Great response, but stop ending sentences with "lol." It's non-committal, passive-aggressive, and childish. Women do that shit. Say what you mean, or keep your mouth shut.

Griever114 · 2019-08-09T16:19:31+00:00

She ask you to wait for Jesus, however the second Chad or Tyrone come around those legs are parting faster than the red sea.

variedpageants · 2019-08-09T16:15:31+00:00

Plot twist: she wants you to answer "no" to those questions, and if you do that, and you're a bit attractive, she's down to fuck.

See the thing is, there are other dating sites for "good christian girls" to meet "marriage quality" men. Tinder is a hookup app. She on Tinder looking for hookups. This is a shit test. This is her plausible deniability. "See!! I'm a good girl!!" she thinks to herself as her next shitty relationship "just happens"

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-08-09T15:16:49+00:00

Hey, I'm pretty upfront too. No, I won't pay for anything until we've been together a while. I expect sex early and often. Speaking of which, get those clothes off. Yes, I believe in Jesus, but no, I won't wait. Get those fucking clothes off.

Wait, never mind. Put them back on. Yuck.

willyj19 · 2019-08-09T16:24:32+00:00

Millenial women are doomed.

Aldabruzzo · 2019-08-09T16:32:54+00:00

Be grateful when you see it messaged like this, because the red flags don't usually show up this clearly.

Translate it:

I was a slut, i treated guys like shit and they treated me like shit. Now I'm a Christian, and better yet, a born again virgin! Isn't that great? You have to wait for marriage for sex because I am NOT having sex again before I get married (unless you are really hot, in which case I will fuck you). You have to have transportation and the money to take care of me RIGHT NOW.

Guys, this is just a massive shit test, really: It's

"I am looking for beta men i can use, exploit, control, and take advantage of. Betas are guys I will not fuck, but will have relationships with. Alphas are guys I will still fuck, notwithstanding everything I said up there."

I feel another PSA coming on.

Tracergold · 2019-08-09T15:53:10+00:00

Please, someone tell me this is fake. Please.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-08-09T16:26:37+00:00

Wow, that's a dumpster fire.

harharry · 2019-08-09T18:23:21+00:00

So many mortal sins, lady.

Fornication, egregious lying and misrepresentation, being a fake Christian and so forth.

St Peter better be in a good mood when he decides whether you, in the afterlife, can go to purgatory or hell.

Just4yourpost · 2019-08-10T10:28:04+00:00

Translation:

"Now that I'm bored of the carousel and the wall is fast approaching, I'm realizing it's in my best interest to become a born-again tradcon so I can be well taken care of in my "retirement" after I was "well taken care of" (with dick).

ruifaf · 2019-08-09T18:25:40+00:00

I live in Portugal. It's far... Please someone who lives near that guy, buy him a beer. It's well deserved!! Lmao

Bruchibre · 2019-08-09T18:37:56+00:00

One more entitled girl who thinks this is acceptable. Bitch, dudes here only want to bang you, try to make yourself attractive.

LetsGoAllTheWhey · 2019-08-09T18:46:35+00:00

Oh, I'll wait for marriage all right.

LittleMooster · 2019-08-09T22:01:37+00:00

I mean, everything was fine up until "pick me up, pay for me on our first date"

Aerspasius · 2019-08-09T22:51:39+00:00

She sure as shit didnt wait for marriage, why should I?

alphabachelor · 2019-08-10T05:48:09+00:00

I zoomed in on her avatar pic. She's a 5 at best.

Is this how shitty things are in Weimar Republic? That barely 5 thots that have more red flags than a Chinese Communist parade can get dates?

flawy12 · 2019-08-10T06:55:44+00:00

It is one thing to have rational standards...but it is another thing to harbor resentments and hostility.

Nobody is perfect, that means a relationship will be a compromise.

If you are unwilling to compromise you are not looking for a relationship.

jacketguy · 2019-08-10T22:14:08+00:00

why do they say do u have a job? havent they ever been unemployed before? oh right, easy mode- nevermind.. life doesnt happen to them

edgysecularist · 2019-08-09T17:03:57+00:00

Already damaged goods, repent harder

comptejete · 2019-08-09T17:11:51+00:00

She should also consider not using a profile picture that is reminiscent of the sexually oblivious female meme.

kekeface12345 · 2019-08-09T17:31:57+00:00

Pwnd

Fat_Akuma · 2019-08-09T18:00:01+00:00

I knew somebody with a similar name, beliefs, and hair color I thought it was her for a second.

most_slotted_floppy · 2019-08-09T18:46:40+00:00

Wew.

Global_MGTOW · 2019-08-09T18:47:35+00:00

Yes

No

Yes

FUCK NO

NinjasOwnTheNight · 2019-08-09T19:00:50+00:00

"No but i work out alot and have a sweet bike imma pedal away from your ass on."

Emervila · 2019-08-09T20:07:04+00:00

Do you believe in Jesus?

Seems like I'm going to need him to save me from you, right?

charwalker · 2019-08-09T21:16:01+00:00

Based on comments, I'll just block this sub so I don't need to be banned for calling out toxic masculinity at it's finest.

DiabloGamer22 · 2019-08-09T21:47:11+00:00

Lol "I've had pretty shit relationships so it's your fault"

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-08-09T22:39:04+00:00

In a world of tinder thots and premium snapchats it’s nice to know you’re dealing with someone who isn’t a blatant degenerate. I’m not even mad.

coolmw93 · 2019-08-09T23:06:00+00:00

What? An entitled woman willing to take all my money until I marry her? Sign me up!

saveTheFirstWorld · 2019-08-09T23:23:43+00:00

I'm glad she loves Jesus but she needs to be realistic

LordSithaniel · 2019-08-10T05:33:30+00:00

Personally i dislike that she made it as a copy pasta to paste to everyone and filter the people who dont appeal to her out.

Also i have been in a lot of shitty relationship is usually a red flag for dudes already to begin with. The questions itself are totally okay, heck if she wants someone to be in her same religion that is actually something i totally understand.

Making clear that she wants the first dinner paid is actually a good thing as some dont want it actually but wording it like that make it look like one of those 1 dinner then bye girl.

uberduger · 2019-08-10T13:20:02+00:00

So she's a god botherer who wants you to drive her everywhere, won't fuck you til you're married and expects you to pay for everything?

Wow, sign me up!

totalyrespecatbleguy · 2019-08-09T20:32:21+00:00

How I'd reply

"Sorry but I'm Jewish, I need to have sex at least once a week, I'm self employed and own a motorcycle, and I'd prefer if we split the bill"

Title	"Hi there, I'm a red flag. Date me."
Author	StoutBeerAndPolitics
Upvotes	976
Comments	100
Date	August 9, 2019 2:14 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/co2xx6/hi_there_im_a_red_flag_date_me/
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