TheRedArchive

~ archived since 2018 ~

_iwanttodofunnyshit_ Archive

View 5 posts and 405 comments by _iwanttodofunnyshit_ on TheRedPill subreddit and various other subreddits related to The Red Pill community.
Search in:
In subreddits:
More
Filter by year/month:
Upvotes Comment on Subreddit Date (UTC)
1

You fuck, she farts.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/19 02:22 AM
1

Like in a vice grip to get off and forget about this profile? And what about the right one?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/19 02:21 AM
6

Bahahahaha the most processed of all vaginal oils. I would know. I’m an Oily Vagina Consultant.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/19 02:14 AM
2

It made me swoon.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/19 02:04 AM
5

Not while we wipe her @$$ vicariously via Uncle Sam. #Propertarianism https://propertarianism.com/basic-concepts/
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/19 01:52 AM
2

disgusting chubby*
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/19 01:45 AM
1

Lmao man i was joking but tbh i’m sure it is with how many different pockets of degeneracy we’re rocking on our societal garb.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 04:00 PM
5

Lol i know just fuckin round
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 06:55 AM
2

It doesn’t even make sense lol. “Preemptive vengeance” lol taking vengeance on something that hasn’t even happened yet lol Edit: let me say lol just one more time it wasn’t annoying enough the first time
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 05:22 AM
-3

You should have performed...the cunnilingus... then clicked the door open behind her and shoved her out the truck onto the gravel driveway as her Pa bursts thru the screen door (doesn’t even open it just bursts thru) in a straw hat with his double barrel and blasts a hole in your side paneling and hers accidentally too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 05:20 AM
1

🐐🐐=🌎 😆🥳🎉🎂 p.s.—she does do anal to oral though, so...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 05:14 AM
5

Did she at least let you snort one of the one-liners from the Coke you bought her...off her tits?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 05:11 AM
3

Wrong. There is only one true doctor. The only question is, “Who?” [never watched the show but, come on, slam dunk?]
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 05:01 AM
0

Incorrect. See “Preemptive Vengeance Fuck.”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 04:47 AM
2

“Pump her stomach full o’ lead ‘n’ dump ‘er in the quarry.” —Bob Dylan
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 04:45 AM
2

How DARE you. /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 04:43 AM
2

She’s the kind to poo in the bed & expect you to get harder.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 04:43 AM
2

OP you don’t get it bro: her folks are into it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 04:41 AM
3

He said above that she ingests pesticides or something.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 04:36 AM
3

#flawless
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 04:35 AM
11

Or send ‘er this bad boy: 🍆 Like, literally just that...just the eggplant. Then unmatch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 04:34 AM
4

Your convo should have ended at: What u do for work
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 09:54 PM
2

She was just always...*yawn*...vewy sweepy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 09:51 PM
2

What is this shedyke?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 09:49 PM
1

From when she literally fucked a toothless werewolf.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 05:52 AM
1

He described Richardson as a vulnerable, immature person whose dependent personality disorder makes her want to please authority figures, even to the point of making incriminating statements that were untrue. Funny! Dependent personality disorder is the same disorder that killed her baby! Must be passed down genetically. Honestly, what fucking new disorder is next?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 05:50 AM
1

“How do you like me now, gayboy?!” https://youtu.be/-0vQA12WiEI
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 05:43 AM
1

Dude stop kissing her that salt is Chad’s load!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 05:42 AM
1

She looks like her hooker name is Moses.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 05:39 AM
1

It’s fucking hilarious man lol. Your comment made me think of it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 05:34 AM
1

https://youtu.be/mnZCqzvLEW8
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 05:30 AM
2

Throws micsaber over shoulder.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 04:59 AM
2

https://youtu.be/huJ81Mq2y34
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 04:57 AM
1

That would be the AIDS.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 04:54 AM
1

Cunnilingus.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/09/19 04:39 AM
4

Early 30s @ a MINIMUM. Look at that skin. Years of sun damage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/19 01:07 PM
3

Clarice.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/19 11:35 PM
121

Along with supporting “small government” w/out even realizing the implications of how that would affect her ability to not socially drown with that kid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/19 05:12 PM
5

Right? There’s a big part of your problem, lady. Quite emblematic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/19 05:10 PM
7

Ty
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/19 04:10 PM
10

Lol got it thank you. Added to my lexicon. 👍
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/19 04:10 PM
5

waiting for someone to look at me and actually SEE me Of course women don’t account for how tumultuous their emotionally-dictated personalities actually are. They want someone to understand their every nuance, but that would be like gazing at an ocean and having to comprehend every wave, whereas a man is like a mountain, and can be evaluated based on his consistent structure.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/19 04:09 PM
2

Shoot the J. SHOOT IT!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/19 04:05 PM
33

Sorry: ASD ? I’m not sure I’ve seen or noted this initialism in here yet. But yeah she definitely swallowed the frankfurter in the back of the stockroom.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/19 04:02 PM
16

All I have worth typing for this, besides this preface: What a fucking idiot.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/19 04:00 PM
4

Even her emphatic use of “man” smacks of her mega red flag trait of having no female friends. Keep a wide berth boys.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/19 03:55 PM
9

Massive red flag 🚩
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/19 03:46 PM
2

I might have superimposed the Fool’s garb in a Shakespeare play onto the idea of “horns” that the fool uses to suggest a cuckold. Either way, it’s a fool’s thing to be—a cuckold, that is.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 04:47 PM
2

“I get by with a little help from my friends.” Yeah! Freelove!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 02:22 PM
5

Lmmfao dude. “The Uncut True Story”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 02:20 PM
5

Yup: true cuckold garb.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 02:19 PM
9

Sometimes they don’t even wash.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 06:03 AM
3

That or she offers withered uteri to dead-end your legacy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 05:58 AM
1

Dat’s dat double-t’ink baybee!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 05:55 AM
2

And it involves how I am one of those things...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 05:53 AM
1

Bruh you’re actually channeling The Ghost of Lickedicks Past: she already has 4 kids. Lmdao; run the new op & break this shit down proper! What does she have to look forward to? Channel that Ghost of Lickedicks Putrid. Edit: Ah shit I thought I was still on the other post w/ the clowncar mom. I’m leaving this up tho because those’re worthwhile puns. Or so I hope!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 05:52 AM
4

“Don’t blow it. Keep it simple. Count your money.”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 05:45 AM
8

That’s when she stops squeezing that finger down her morsel-gorger.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 05:39 AM
33

She’ll even provide you with a jester’s hat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 05:35 AM
56

#1 = my upvote before reading the others #5 = “bust in her on the first brunch” great comedic cadence
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 05:34 AM
70

Aw baby let me treat you right, like you deserve. strokes himself on other side of monitor
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/19 07:35 PM
52

Sometimes this sub to me is like looking at a themed slideshow that’s funny. Other times it’ll hit me that oh shit man yeah these are real people out their looking for “love” or whatever the fuck—a provider to say the least—like this. Then I recall that I nearly irrevocably fell into the pit with a single mom, and it hits home how deluded I myself used to be, “buying tickets” to our “movie” here. “ShE’s So StRoNg—So StRoNg!” Why? Because she spread her legs? She might indeed have some grit to de…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/19 04:13 PM
50

Get off me you bitch! *kicks beggar off of one leg with his other*
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/19 03:58 PM
6

And consistent natural disasters ✅
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/19 12:51 AM
4

Nearly spit out my drink lol 👏
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/19 02:19 AM
2

Oily Vagina Rating: 7/10 Contributing factors: • Naturally oily individual • Infrequent showers • Crotch perma-baked by heat radiating off of tremendous thighs and Bigfoot flapjack asscheeks
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/19 02:17 AM
1

CREATURE lmao
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/19 10:30 PM
2

pushing max density made me lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/19 04:02 AM
1

https://youtu.be/-vAKRwAhVHg
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/19 04:01 AM
2

Lmao
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/19 01:16 AM
3

Ha—fair enough! We shall see all of Cathy Bates’s wrath!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/19 11:15 PM
5

Damn looking it up I need to watch this flick.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/19 10:40 PM
5

Many have passed the same gates throughout time. Here is Ours.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/19 10:38 PM
16

As a certified Oily Vagina Consultant, I can confirm that her pussy did indeed stink. Oily Vagina Rating: +4
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/19 10:31 PM
2

Swollen gourds.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/19 03:46 PM
13

I noticed something was off with her torso, it was oddly trunklike. Username checks out lmfao.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/19 03:36 PM
15

I’M NOT CRAZY!!! I’M NOT!!! sweeps pitchfork back and forth in a wide arc as she backs herself into a corner I SAID I’M NOT FUCKING CRAZY!!! child dumps out of her like a hot steaming slosh of ramen and goat
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/19 03:34 PM
35

That phrase made me bug my eyes out thinking “how fucking delusional is this chick?”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/19 03:28 PM
13

Sorry, I don’t have quadruple-reinforced nets for Ahab’s bane here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/19 03:10 PM
40

I looked around in there—it was like walking around silently in the midst of zombies. The redpill coursing through my veins was suddenly quite discernible in that woman-fetishizing hell-hole. I get OP having her feelings hurt, but her and others’ expectations that she’s “owed” an explanation just screams naïveté, & I’d bet $ the exact same cycle will happen to her again before the year’s end. Dude in the comments was talking about how he thinks it would be great if women were encouraged to be mo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/19 02:37 PM
10

This rings creepy to me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/19 02:00 AM
20

Chads vanbanished.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/08/19 04:18 PM
5

Precisely. & good looks on the edit. Validation for acceptable actions—apathy toward unimpressive ideological posturing. Thanks G. 🤜🤛
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/19 03:13 PM
22

Oh, wow—I can tell by your capitalization of each of the words in your sentence, as well as the lack of a period for it, that you’re serious and not to be trifled with. I hereby check my assumptions about you at the door. #Respek
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/19 02:56 PM
5

monstrously
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/19 02:55 PM
6

Going on a date this Monday. Feeling like $1,000,000—grounded, allowing her to pursue, conscience of my worth, and wary of any manipulation, which, should I note it, will be brought up immediately, in the vein of Patrice O’Neil, and, if it continues if it begins, any dates will be discontinued. Never giving more than 90% of the ol’ heart, either, as giving it all is the #1 thing a woman wants until you do so, and then she’ll be disgusted by you, despite seeking that 100% of your heart relentless…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/19 02:34 PM
1

Hey Sheriff—I looked over Rule 5 before posting and thought she’d fit under the “making unreasonable demands” type content, but I agree that it’s usually a bit more egregious and contextually sincere when we see it here for non-weekend content, so I definitely agree. Her poking a hole in the condom to secure a marriage comment just really got me. Deleting the post now, sir, and I hope you’re well!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/19 07:46 PM
2

Bastard from a basket.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/19 05:23 AM
3

Same.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/19 05:14 AM
2

Ah, yes, das steins ov beehr!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/19 05:06 AM
2

His “Smile” w/ Pac posthumously is a favorite of mine, and I know him from Geto Boys’ “G-Code” (almost an of course in the hip hop genre), but he’s definitely a rapper with whom I need to spend more time. I was born early 90s and didn’t find my love for hip hop till I was about 13 or 14, so there’s a big gap I’m consistently chipping away at bridging (for instance, just started giving Gang Starr its due [beyond knowing some of their classics]). Just listened to “Girl You Know”—love the sample & …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/19 03:59 PM
9

The below rappers who aren’t strictly black (to the best of my memory) are specified as such (just in a responsive format to the parent comment). This is a list I just spent at least 40 minutes curating due to my love of hip hop and how these songs reflect a spectrum of different male rapper’s reflections on their relationships with women (mostly partners, but mothers and sisters are inevitably brought up in some of the songs too, and I find the exploration of these women related by familial bon…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/19 10:24 PM
8

Detective Johnny Valentino flicks his Zippo and lights the cigarette dangling from his lip, staring into the flames engulfing the van. “Nah, Rodge. Dat ain’t no deah. I seen it befow, ‘n’ I seen it again. Dis was a man had it in for himself by shackin’ up wit a dame cut straight from da wrong kinda clawth. Da two little muskrat lookin’ skeletons ya seen was da dame’s kids. Not a shadow ova doubt ina wawld dat dem little goons was screamin’ the man’s ear off: he blows his stack, the dame blows hu…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/07/19 04:04 AM
12

[in the van, hurtling down the highway] STEVEN: GIMME IT BILLY!!! MOOOOOM! BILLY WON’T GIMME BACK MY ACTION FIGURE! MOOOOOM!!! [mother, exhausted by years of this and with a wicked hangover, remains silent, staring out the window while you drive the van, your knuckles around the steering wheel growing paler] STEVEN: Fine... BILLY: AAAAOOOWWGGH!!! A-HEH-HEHAAAAAAH MOMMY STEVEN BIT ME!!! MOMMY- YOU: YOU TWO SHUT UP WHILE I’M DRIVING!! IT’S DANGEROUS TO HAVE YOU TWO BACK THERE YELL- MOTHER: HEY YOU…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/07/19 03:34 AM
2

& cock.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/07/19 03:18 AM
2

😃 🍰 ☀️ 🥳😉
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/07/19 03:17 AM
3

https://www.dummies.com/business/start-a-business/10-things-to-avoid-doing-with-an-llc/ There’s a difference between tax avoidance (It’s perfectly legal to work to set up a business system that allows for you to pay as little in taxes as you possibly can; it’s one of the things that incentivizes people to go into business.) and tax evasion (This is illegal: if you owe taxes, you have to pay them.). People who set up good systems and make sure to follow the legalities can, all things considered, …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/07/19 03:14 AM
39

Dude this is fucking absurd ahahahaha I am fucking dying. “Pig Lady” lolol the chest hair omg lolol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/07/19 02:55 AM
13

The Jackal found her Ruprecht.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/19 03:36 PM
3

Thx Sheriff. 👍
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/19 03:23 PM
13

A few weeks lol damn dude she sounds like a nightmare. At least she laid it all out up front rather than playing that bombshell close to the vest until after y’all shacked up. “NO, YOU SAID, AND I QUOTE, THAT YOU WOULD TAKE ME ‘SOMEWHERE NICE’! ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN THIS SEASON WOULD REALIZE THAT I’D INFER YOU WERE HINTING AT GOING SOMEWHERE ’N ICE—ON ICE! NOT THIS SHITTY ITALIAN RESTAURANT! FUCK YOU! FUCK—YOUUU!!! I’M GOING TO FIND A MAN WHO WILL TAKE ME ICE SKATING BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHAT I W…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/19 03:14 PM
7

The Spy Who Shagged Me—and then Took Me for All I Was Worth
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/19 03:04 PM
3

When you say you’re not a member, I understand the sentiment (George Carlin-esque), to a degree, but I’m curious about what you do consider yourself to be. Are you an unwilling affiliate come time to pay taxes, an unwilling subject of the laws of the land and its subdivisions, etc? I’ve seen you putting forward this sentiment before, and I’m in agreement with you, but I’m curious A.) how problematic or dire you think the situation is, B.) what the possible overall avenues for the nation and the …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/19 03:00 PM
7

I learned FUPA in college as Fat Upper Pussy Area, which I’m now seeing more commonly referred to as gunt, which I prefer because it’s a beautiful portmanteau for its brevity and equal sharing of the words gut and cunt and in its vocalization it embodies disdain.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/19 03:36 PM
4

Spooning. I can’t imagine the reek of this woman’s hair and body. Choke through the whole movie.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/19 02:42 PM
5

offers nothing but a set of dick sucking lips that she won't use on you Yeah because you won’t let her. Could you imagine the vacuum-seal on those fucking things? They’d rip your dickskin clean off as soon as you managed to shove her head away by means of both your palms and your heels.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/19 02:41 PM
2

Out here lookin like Ms. Trunchbull. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.her.ie/amp/entertainment/miss-trunchbull-matilda-looks-different-real-life-349495
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/19 02:30 PM
3

After examining this photo, my years of training incline me to say but a two word phrase: Spoiled Gouda
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/19 03:51 AM
8

Her 1st 2 paragraphs have an inordinate amount of rhyming in and between them. Have the rhythm of a Dr. Seuss tale...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/19 03:40 AM
5

No, I’m only commenting on the flippancy with which she seems to address the matter, with her little emoji “🥰”.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/19 03:31 PM
13

Indeed man. Their levels of sacrifice seem uncapped.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/19 07:12 AM
3

Where he was likely in her mirror the entire time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/19 01:58 AM
3

So much fucking lotion though man...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/19 01:53 AM
17

planning on putting the child up for adoption🥰 🤮 This is cute to you, bitch? Goddamn.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/19 01:47 AM
26

Happy cake day fella. I think cases of flagrant, 3rd-wave-feminism-brainwashed infidelity like this are indeed very, very troubling. AWALT; however, I think it’s important to remember that there are degrees of magnitude to how far some women will manifest the tendencies of their nature. This woman seems like straight trash through and through. Would the majority of women embody the extreme feminist agenda to such an extreme degree, working as a shameless sex worker? I don’t think so. I think our…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/19 01:42 AM
9

Can confirm. When I was pre-redpill I walked blindly into near martyrdom for my believing in the mainstream narrative due to being raised within it and not having an adequate mentor in these matters. Luckily—and I mean luckily—escaped unscathed. RedpillSavesLives
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/19 09:54 PM
9

Ah yes, FuckKarmaandFuckYou—I immediately recognized the veracity of your medical jargon. Despite the anonymity of Reddit, I believe our paths likely crossed at NYU. Did you by chance have the pleasure of studying under Ludwig Vonderschnitzle, AOVC (Advanced Oily Vagina Consultant), particularly in his delightful and extremely enlightening seminar “The Voracious Vagina: Discharges from Milky to Sappy”? That class changed my life and made me the Vaginal Consultant I am today.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/19 09:43 PM
15

As a certified Oily Vagina Consultant, I, iwanttodofunnyshit, OVC, can confirm indeed that this woman, likely named Theresa, does indeed have a musky crusty vagina. In an interesting twist, her vagina actually lacks an adequate amount of oil, rather than my standard fair of clientele who suffer from an overabundance of oil. OILY VAGINA RATING: -2† † These claims have not been reviewed by the FDA.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/19 05:38 PM
18

She wants to be your every other weekend FWB and Booty call.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/19 05:30 PM
109

But at least her lizard makes her think. ... Geico?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/19 06:23 PM
5

It’s been years, but I do remember that now. I’m no longer Christian, but the value of many of the parables and symbologies at least is not lost on me—though it was for many years. Jordan Peterson helped to expose my mind to the idea of how much importance lies in this book—hence its immediacy of meaning to so many, regardless of how that meaning is derived. I’ll soon be returning to church—not as a Christian, but as a meditative practice and the wish to unite with more of my fellow human beings…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/19 06:04 PM
3

Don’t marry my man. It’s literally like taking half of all your endeavors and casting them onto the roulette wheel of time and change.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/19 05:32 PM
13

I completely agree with you, and thank you for not jumping down my throat. It’s a mere facade for her. Just because Christ didn’t turn away from the town whore doesn’t mean he was advocating her lifestyle—merely compassion.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/19 01:05 AM
3

wallowed out horse collar Laughing my muddafuggin ayse, awwwwf.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/19 12:58 AM
14

It’s clearly a filter but I just came in here to say how fucking unbelievably absurd the world is getting. You’re on a dating site to try to find a mate and your lead picture is one in which you can’t even tell what the real you looks like, and you look like a fucking cat. I’m only 27 but the sheer absurdity of things is hardly lost on me. Society is rotting into a surrealist tragicomedy before our very eyes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/19 12:57 AM
2

I’d rather raise “a bastard” into another real man and keep my manhood and autonomy and my woman happy and healthily beholden to me than just get married so my son doesn’t get called archaic names that have long lost their relevancy while my wife suddenly becomes my legal keeper and the potential easy saboteur of all I have worked to build. “Bastard from a basket!” —Daniel Plainview had to throw the TWBB reference in
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/19 12:48 AM
9

If you refuse to be breathalyzed, prepare to get off the fucking road.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/19 12:32 AM
7

Any Christian actively functioning in modern society—i.e. not part of the Westboro Baptist Church or another stringently fundamentalist sect of Christianity—cherry-picks to some degree.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/19 12:17 AM
2

I read it like that too at first and laughed. This chick’s bored with getting fingered—she wants a guy by whom she can get thumbed.. The thumbs up is just to add emphasis that it is indeed a bonus if you can dance.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/19 11:58 PM
4

a bonus gunt
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/19 11:55 PM
2

She’d be a keeper if the great thing about her wasn’t that she’d leave after doing all that for you,
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/19 11:51 PM
15

she likes to “netflix and chill”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/19 11:49 PM
3

As intended dear fellow!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/19 08:49 AM
1

Enough redpills cannot be produced. I figured out that the legal name for this stuff is “equitable paternity” or “parentage by estoppel,” for anyone who’s interested in looking into this further regarding their specific circumstances. But first and foremost NEVER date a single mom.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 09:09 PM
1

I just tried to look up what states this is in and can’t find it either. Frightening, as I could be eligible for this absurdity from what led to my getting red-pilled...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 08:51 PM
13

What the actual fuck?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 08:41 PM
2

That’s revolting. Doesn’t such behavior counter the woman’s biological imperative to protect her children? Or is it a matter of her providing for her children in the long-term outweighing protecting her children in the short-term (despite the obvious long-term effects such abuse would have)? This is the first time this disparity has come to mind for me, and I’m interested in what you or anyone else might think, because, although I recognize the woman’s biological attunement towards a provider, i…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 08:35 PM
4

Fortunately* no girl will get it—the collection of resources, I mean.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 08:15 PM
5

Your suit is black... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Gotcha, you Borat-reminiscers: like a single-mom of 3 would a blue pilled beta cuck. Beware...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 08:12 PM
2

Drugs fo sho
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 08:07 PM
3

Ahhh, so we have ourselves a pragmatist!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 08:07 PM
5

#DUSTPUSSY
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 08:06 PM
2

When I read she'll jump on and give blow jobs... and thought of what her picture looked like the word herpes immediately ‘bubbled up’ in my mind.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 08:04 PM
3

Fun fact: the above photo was actually taken 15 minutes before the most recent DUI.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 08:02 PM
7

Right I saw this and thought goddamn she’s literally displaying the engagement ring that symbolizes what happened to the last guy on just the next finger over from the one on which it used to be—which, note, places the ring on her middle finger, the preemptive “fuck you” all wise men will recognize below the obvious “I will ‘fuck you’” gloss of this “party mum.”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 08:01 PM
3

“Hey New Dad, howzabout teaching us to throw the pigskin?! Whaddaya say?!”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 07:54 PM
6

But always trust someone who speaks in emojis figuratively.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 07:53 PM
3

& titty saggage saggage saggage
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 07:51 PM
5

“MOM?!”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 07:51 PM
4

And the lower the standards, the more she has kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 07:50 PM
3

choking on biker and bad boy dick Lmao—has a great comedic rhythm to it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 07:48 PM
7

So sad he’s dead. Anyone on here would love The Black Phillip Show w/ him.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 07:46 PM
5

69! Scallion swim! Baby plant! Baby plant! 25! HIKE!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 07:34 PM
6

I’m an atheist but I certainly agree that there are many wisdoms in the Bible. Watching Jordan Peterson has made me greatly reconsider the depth of many of its mythologies (which I say respectfully, in the sense of archetypal stories). I’ve scooped the wailing baby out of the puddle of bathwater and am taking it back inside the house to try to assuage it (and reduce my chances of being visited by child services).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 07:31 PM
10

Why doesn’t she just go back and tell the nurse to her face like a goddamn man.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 07:26 PM
7

Pearls before swine type shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 07:25 PM
3

Take it how it reads. Sam Elliot voice.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 07:23 PM
3

https://youtu.be/PC_fHhahxDM
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 07:21 PM
13

Imagine bragging about the fun you're having on a post about the discoloured vaginal discharge you suspected may have been caused by an STI ebil mysognist incel, sweaty. I’m fucking laughing my ass off, sweaty.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 07:19 PM
14

YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 07:17 PM
15

Idk why but your simple phrase “because you’re infected” made me laugh. She’s fucking infected lol. Like a zombie—fitting, actually.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/19 07:14 PM
23

I saw it mentioned at least every 20 swipes on Bumble like 2 months ago. I’m not kidding either. 30 max.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/19 02:56 AM
1

She meant layers*.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/19 06:47 PM
9

Pride goeth before the fall—into one’s early grave.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/19 02:06 AM
6

Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lxpkIVaYcfw
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/19 07:56 PM
11

Except she’s sweaty with fear for her future rather than from an honest day’s work.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/19 07:51 PM
24

Agreed. For one thing, whom do you think she first asked to pick up the disappearing baby-daddy’s tab?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/19 07:36 PM
3

Her: What’s your sign? Me: This. 🖕
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/19 07:12 PM
9

A grenade exploded lmmfaooo
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/19 05:07 PM
9

Anything about me—let’s just converse about it!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/19 05:59 PM
2

Like four interfused barnacles cleaved in two.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/19 02:13 PM
4

Ew dude lolol Idk tho she likely reeks of grandma potpourri though
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/19 02:07 PM
3

Is it seriously that hard to ask for 😂? Yes, bitch. You made it hard on yourself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/19 02:01 PM
0

1/1
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/19 01:57 PM
13

This one clearly weighs a metric fuckton.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/19 01:45 PM
6

Sometimes the memories of the smells wake me up at night in mid-scream.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/19 02:25 AM
2

Someone saw it too lol!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 09:18 PM
2

Lol my pleasure! On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being non-oily and 10 being like the Exxon Valdez oil spill: 6 Stay away, as this woman’s twat is sliding very quickly towards dangerous levels of oil and could soon pose health hazards to you with only a simple whiff.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 05:37 PM
2

I try as hard as I can to use my tutelage for good and not ill, protecting those with untrained eyes from what would be greasy, fetid calamities.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 04:21 PM
3

Could be mechanical. Why is it so hard to find someone with– There! Shit together?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 03:40 PM
4

Only Trying Food
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 03:34 PM
3

No bro you’re misinterpreting the initialism: OTF = Only Trying Food
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 03:31 PM
2

The look of that image is the smell of her vagina. I should know—I’m an Oily Vagina Consultant.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 03:26 PM
23

Ah, but my friend, I said “light hair with dark eyebrows (both natural) signify an Oily Vagina.” Perfect specimen: https://images.app.goo.gl/SdZ4K6z4ckETCZC89 I was happily later given my official flair credentials, allowing me to fully capitalize on all of my training. Thank you for this opportunity. Regarding our SAHM here, it can be quite difficult to tell the state of someone’s vagina when their face is so carved up and obliterated by the improper use of child support money and government fu…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 03:16 PM
2

Jesus Christ i clicked on that sub and it’s like, not even a joke sub, just one dedicated to giving those out. The stupidest shit I’ve ever seen lol.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 02:33 PM
6

Down ass nigga — someone cool/chill/relaxed/“down” to do things Roll up with — roll up a blunt and/or show up to places with (but I truly think she just intended the former)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 02:27 PM
8

It’s a monthly deposit into my checking account, sweetie. You’re my world.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 02:19 PM
4

That’s why if you look closely in the back right of the pic Nosferatu has come to suck the lifeblood from her. He’s starting to make the rounds—putting down single moms with a vengeance. He’s our true savior. reeeally hoping somebody else can see what I see when looking in the really pixelated background
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 02:16 PM
4

#Gondor
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 02:11 PM
23

bring$ — I gotchu bro 👌
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/19 02:06 PM
5

Hence, the joke! Lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/19 05:53 PM
9

What if they’re mistranslating to keep all the talent in those regions to themselves... 😟
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/19 04:55 PM
15

This is a vulgar sign in any culture: 👉👌
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/19 04:54 PM
7

Lol @ the simple “Save me?”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/19 04:53 PM
3

Chicken go cluck-cluck cow go moo-oo! Wanna be an animal—how ‘bout you-oo?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/19 03:32 PM
2

Can’t tell you how many times my bro and I had our dad rent it on VHS from the video rental store lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/19 03:05 PM
6

Who sits on an exercise ball while playing piano?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/19 02:24 PM
19

Seriously—fat-ass, and not fat as in fat, but fat as in fat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/19 02:22 PM
6

That’s a lot of nuts!!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbE3k9LG9A
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/19 02:21 PM
29

Doesn’t even know how to play the piano.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/19 02:20 PM
1

Likewise homie.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 07:37 PM
2

With some minor additions/amalgamations I think both plans hinge on the very same theories: I loved all of the quotes/maxims at the end hombre. From Extricate yourself from all government franchises On. 🤜🤛
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 07:31 PM
1

So overall I think we’re in general agreement? I definitely didn’t mean to come off as discounting those Protocols—stated that I figured they contained general ideas about economics, politics, etc. worth examining (which I figured as you were citing them). The antisemitic aspect I’d do without, but that’s an old thread that taints a lot of intelligent works. Overall, I think the less government, the better. I’m very libertarian. Imo, capitalism is the inevitable backbone of society, regardless o…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 07:11 PM
0

He’s a stoner but there’s nothing wrong with that as long as you’re not a lazy sack of shit about it (imo). She probably just digs the trendy catchy songs but he’s actually really talented and a lyricist when it’s warranted for the type of track he’s making. I listen to this song of his often when I’m in a slump and need a motivational boost: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zlODqyy8Qjc Edit: And regarding lyricism and storytelling that’s touching, I think this track paints quite the picture: https…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 06:27 PM
9

Or who’s been shelved and now tends the bar lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 06:07 PM
1

I wouldn’t give credence to those Protocols just based on a Wikipedia analsis—however, I’m not saying they wouldn’t contain interesting economic and political theories that would be worth analyzing. Regarding your theory, I see a lot of truth in it, though I believe the primary problem with men’s overall level of say in society is not due to a lack of ability to take hand in their communities, but an unwillingness to exercise the autonomy they actually do have. Also, democracy or theocracy, what…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 06:00 PM
1

Have you ever read The Road to Serfdom by Friedrich Hayek? A tremendous book, and one I think you’d appreciate based on your comment. Edit: https://joseywales1965.wordpress.com/category/friedrich-august-von-hayek/the-road-to-serfdom-pdf-version/
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 05:08 PM
1

Your masters from a university inevitably pushing the 3rd wave feminist agenda is just a piece of paper that I wouldn’t even wipe my ass with for fear of an anal paper-cut, nor would I flush it as it could clog my toilet. I’d take that piece of paper and throw it in the trash, or better yet recycle it in hopes that it ended up as part of some woman’s tampon so it could serve a more pragmatic use.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 05:01 PM
1

Anywhere the government decides to subsidize charity through means of wealth redistribution will assuredly necessitate a requirement for more charity. I’ve decidedly come to like you even more.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 04:57 PM
9

Based on this comment, in my home I will hang, in a prominent area, a placard which will read: Rules of MY Home • Stomach: full. • Balls: empty. • Ego: fed. Get with it, or get the fuck out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 04:52 PM
6

Lmmfao damn dude you nailed it with the horrifying logistics here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 04:40 PM
15

I once dated a single mom. Looking back, she was a lazy sack of shit. My life was miserable. I’ve been told the kids still ask after me rather than their own mother—and that’s a whole story in itself as to why they’re not with her anymore. Sad. I look back now and marvel at how naïve I had to have been. This was only a year ago. My perspective was rocked so thoroughly red pill that I have to say I’m grateful for the overall experience—but I narrowly escaped financially and legally intact. Kids: …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 04:38 PM
14

She’s just leving h’r bes lyf! Who ah you tah juj h’r?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 04:30 PM
4

Did this bitch once fuck Mike Tyson or something??
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 04:25 PM
5

It was a joke! Good bot!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 03:22 AM
19

Her son actually has a rare condition known as Facial Pixelatial Decomposition, or FPD in medical circles, and it’s a condition that costs 100s of 1,000s to combat over the years, so whoever simps up with this bitch better be ready to pay top dollar to raise the little—literal—degenerate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 01:04 AM
9

I’m 6’0” and if your words ring true then your 5’7”-self does indeed outcock me. I hate you! I hatechu! I hope you end up with a single mom!! Lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 12:59 AM
3

Good bot! Great bot!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 12:56 AM
2

Lol sorry my man just keepin it real
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/19 12:38 AM
2

Again, great analysis 👌
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/19 07:24 PM
6

Lmao aight I’ll post it as its own thang on the 4th then.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/19 05:02 PM
5

Great comment G. Yes, particularly phrased, our generation will have to deal with the ramifications of these ideologies—which have and will continue to weaken our society for a while. But indeed, the wounds will heal—the gaps will be filled (😏). I say CHEERS to you, SIR!!! 🍻
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/19 05:01 PM
2

VIRTUE ◀️🚘 BADNESS
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/19 03:05 PM
32

The West is literally killing itself. And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free, unless, I went, and pumped my seed, in a bitch who’d undo me, and I sadly BOW DOWN, ‘fore the courts, as they rape me here today, ‘cause there ain’t no doubt, they took me anddd, all went and ran a-waaaay!!! Edit: Thank you for the Silver!! This is my first award ever haha!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/19 02:57 PM
4

I’m not saying she’s lying—I’m just saying I’m not sure she’s telling the truth either, and her weirdly obviously desperate desires to make this man the father make me extremely leery of her though.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/19 02:52 PM
1

We do not actually know that the kid isn’t really hers biologically.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/19 02:41 PM
3

. . . Mom?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/19 02:35 PM
7

Idk how much longer I can hang on the sub fellas. This shit’s starting to get really fucking depressing. This post is relatively benign too; it’s just something about it—the vapidness of the mom—is such a bummer. I guess it’s that it’s not just one but a series of pictures of someone’s doomed life due to the inadequacy of her parents.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/19 01:46 PM
4

Precisely. I came into this particular thread because something about that one pic of them in the bathroom stirred me with how grim the outlook is for the West. An entire generation raised solely by women who disregard men and who have an overabundance of regard for themselves, can’t think past 4 feet and a mirror for a selfie, and have no life skills other than being cum receptacles. That’s going to grow exponentially, not linearly. And all the intelligent folks aren’t having enough kids, so th…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/19 01:40 PM
3

Anal would leave you with a sleeve of maroon and burgundy dingleberries on your cock.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/19 01:17 PM
1

So you’re saying my grandma’s “dementia” might really just be severely overcompensatory repression?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/19 01:37 AM
1

Oh fuck I have sanpaku 😰
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 09:58 PM
1

I earned that flair! Lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 07:59 PM
19

I just realized I need to stop auto-swiping left every time I see a Snapchat filter and actually explore these profiles for WAATGM content lol.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 03:07 PM
17

And it approacheth not with such subtle trods as that of a roe deer, but the fabled thundering pounds of that African beast of near lore, the Elaphantte.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 03:05 PM
26

I’m currently not working, but looking. —— proceeds to spends the majority of her profile listing all the different TV shows she binges —— Corrected quote: I’m currently not working, but looking at the TV and hoping a man’s hard work and dupability will get me out of this slump I had no part whatsoever in causing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 02:58 PM
5

Maybe they notice how deeply embedded in rolls the two little glints that are her eyes are?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 02:51 PM
18

Oh yeah she needs to do the same but she’s looking for that sweet, righteous beta bailout.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 02:47 PM
11

Like, the absurdity of her life alone sounds like something out of a modernized, Americanized Dostoevsky novel. And of the myriad red flags, she literally says “I don’t love myself at all” or something almost exactly like that. Jesus Christ. I think this is one of those rare profiles that will actually go untouched, even by the lowest beta. I hope. Something tells me the profile’s a genuine one though, despite its farcicality.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 02:46 PM
1

leaving* the house... 😭
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 02:32 PM
1

Verbal sparring connotes a repartee based on rationality—does anyone think that’s happening with this woman? Or any woman, for that matter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 02:30 PM
3

Running from herself, inside herself, while being herself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 02:21 PM
2

“All in good fun of course” for whom, bitch?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 02:20 PM
3

name✅✅⌛️
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 02:19 PM
5

We sit in the circle so everyone gets an equal huff of each other’s belches and farts: we’re civilized, decent people!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 02:11 PM
3

Men Identify as Lacking Feasibility We’re taking back the acronym fellas!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 02:09 PM
3

Men Identify as Lacking Feasibility We’re taking back the acronym fellas!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 02:08 PM
4

(cinnabar? Sindoor? Magenta? Georgia clay?) I believe the technical name for it is “Desperation Red.” It’s in the latest Crayola Crayon Megaset actually.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 01:56 PM
5

Fix bayonets! Hold until you see the whites of her eyes! . . . Hold... . . . Hold! . . . Sir, I see the whites of her eyes on both sides of her irises, and a little bit below them, but none over them. All right, cool, then go to town y’all! Was just trying to keep you from sticking it in crazy: bayonet away!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 01:53 PM
3

Their actions, never their words.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 05:51 AM
1

The thing people don’t realize, about The Gear Wars, is that it was never really about the gears at all. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2qbCPBdRI_I
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 05:47 AM
16

Something is not right upstairs with this one. Uncomfortable vibes big time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 05:41 AM
87

Mommy? Why do the other kids keep picking on me? I don’t know what to do. Oh, just tell them that “farts are your kryptonite.” Telling that to people you don’t know makes them think you’re funny and cool and worth respecting. Okay, Mommy. Thanks, Mommy. I love you, Mommy. I love you too. Now go back inside your room. Door closes; mom turns horror flick back on and amidst the blaring screams and gurgles ties off and shoots up and fades off to euphoric dreamland, leaving the syringe on the couch n…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 05:38 AM
1

Better solution: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ILXlKshp-kI
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 05:24 AM
2

Fucked but true. They’ve developed some nifty gel in India the last I looked into it. Might need to take a trip.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 05:18 AM
1

He could get lucky and she could shoot up and OD and he could eventually end up adopted by adequate parents.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 05:11 AM
2

Dude that run video was insane lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 05:06 AM
1

F’real f’real.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 05:06 AM
2

r/officespace
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/19 04:55 AM
5

I will indeed except her from my dating options.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/19 10:55 PM
18

She has immured herself in a tomb of her own illogic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 04:07 PM
12

Your wisdom is puuure.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 04:05 PM
14

Right. Lemme roll the bones here and guess that she’s a single-mom now?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 03:45 PM
12

I don’t feel sorry for her at all—as I commented below, she revels in her own gloom. She’s a bombshell, and not in the “she’s really hot” way, but in that she’s figuratively the shell of a bomb waiting for a man to fill her with material with which she can detonate and ruin lives. I’m gonna start throwing that term around—see if it gains any clout lol.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 03:32 PM
26

Right. If you think about it, she either purposefully set up with like zero lighting to add to the video’s gloomy atmosphere, and thereby plays the victim in the video, OR she legit walks around all day in such a gloomy, uninviting apartment, inevitably living a life of gloomy, uninviting energy, and plays the victim through consequently having men remain aloof from her. Either way—she’s Trouble with a capital T.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 03:28 PM
14

I think ol’ Black Phillip (“I AM NOT BLACK PHILLIP—It’s The Black Phillip Show!” Lmao) might have added the touch that she’ll even “play you” unless you keep her in line and aware that she could never do that, because “You’re better than her.” 👍
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 03:15 PM
38

Lmao damn dude I’m sorry but that shit is petty as fuck. What a straight up thoughtless bitch lol.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 03:08 PM
6

I just might move out West Where they won’t know I undressed For each alpha‘s raised penis. . . I just might move out West Where perhaps they’ll love my chest From slut tats to saggy breasts. . . I just might move out West Where they’ll realize just how blessed You truly are in my presence. . . I just might move out West Where perhaps I might correct My mis– shotgun blast since a woman would rather blast off than admit her own fault
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 02:49 PM
2

It’s all fart and games until you’re in the yogurt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 02:11 PM
1

Dem boobs is droopin’!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 02:10 PM
1

RIP The Departed (Also, love your u/ lol)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 02:09 PM
9

I’ve found when women tell you a shortcoming it’s an understatement, and when they tell you a merit it’s an overstatement.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 02:07 PM
2

No you were right just not a laugh riot.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 06:28 AM
5

I’m an atheist and I’ve been having a moral dilemma with this because there’s a huge market to corner if you don’t mind duping these chicks that are vapid anyway. Even with non-moms: Go in “strong-Christian,” gain her love and respect, blur her already weak beliefs in waiting until marriage, stick it in her Christ-hole, and then as soon as you finish pumping lumpy batter tell her you’ve just had a conversion experience mid-orgasm and are now a Satanist.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 02:17 AM
10

“If you legally bind yourself to me in any way I will chip away at your self-confidence and esteem as rapidly and unabashedly as possible.”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 02:04 AM
17

This is a great comment. I immediately swipe left on all profiles where the girl lauds her “strength” in sarcasm, and this hits the nail on the head as to why.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/19 02:01 AM
90

People are white knighting her too on the original post lol—poor OP is getting downvoted and people are saying how she’s probably “cool”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/19 10:57 PM
5

Dude she is SO hot. SO hot.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/19 10:19 PM
9

You okay man? Did you hit your head or something? Lol no i agree, a handful of funnies. RARE af tho
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/19 10:17 PM
19

... Naaaaah.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/19 10:16 PM
4

Just laughing mercilessly in her face lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/19 10:16 PM
10

“Don’t you dare judge her!” Said in weak fucking idiotic voice lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/19 10:15 PM
5

Suffice it to say that if she were to be playing Roy, she’d go back to the carpet store. Every time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/19 12:37 AM
1

Her gut is so fucking swollen it looks black and like the skin’s about to rip out and dump her gut coils all across the floor in a bloody wad. This image repulses me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/19 04:29 AM
6

This isn’t even a joke: buy pepper-spray fellas. It saved me from jail time when I had no other option but to fight back in an altercation with a chick who flipped the psycho switch. If I didn’t have pepper-spray I likely would have ended up in jail for simply defending myself because I was the male in the encounter. That and an audio-recording saved my skin and got me a restraining order for who turned out to be a full-fledged psycho as soon as she got her name inked down next to mine on a leas…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/19 05:36 AM
2

Lmmfao my man!! Lol thanks dude. Rockin’ n rollin’ w/ my full credentials lol, day made.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/19 05:28 AM
1

Def rec if you have the time
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/05/19 02:23 AM
3

Lol, it’s from Arrested Development—very funny show
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 08:33 PM
1

That didn’t fit the bill?! Lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 07:19 PM
6

I don’t know what half that arcane shit means, but yes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 03:33 PM
2

I do this for fun sometimes when my matches run out so I can yell things like “JESUS!” or “GOT...DAAAAAMN!!!” Lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 03:31 PM
4

Before they all simultaneously sprung from one side of the bar to the other in a shadowy, lascivious circle of melanoma, clattering bangles, the stale reek of cigarettes, cackles, and liver-spotted talons around the old, leather-clad biker who walked in and sat himself down for what he wanted to be a quiet whiskey.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 03:30 PM
10

Put you out of your house.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 03:23 PM
28

I’m 45 and I own that shit. But it’s more like a communal thing between me and my desperate half, who put me down as 39 so I’d make more matches with younger people who aren’t about to begin the decomposition process like me...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 03:21 PM
1

Here; hope this helps: https://images.app.goo.gl/N4bw7rvKPvdW9CYu7
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 03:14 PM
2

The kid looks like its about to start wailing in a few more minutes when mom doesn’t turn around and pay it any attention lol. Jesus. What hell the zeitgeist has wrought.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 03:06 PM
3

The only thing about me is this one thing thing. I have absolutely no personality, no possibility for independent thought, no life goals, no ambition, no future, no career, no job, no man, no home of my own since i still live with mami and papi, nothing, zip, zilch, and fucking NADA. And yo—this is the realest shit. These women pump out children to give themselves a sense of purpose instead of working for one. It’s terribly sad and pathetic—pathetic in a damn...you had 0 guidance kind of way. No…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 03:04 PM
3

I’ve solved the current unknown for your second indented quotation: Section 8 Housing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 03:01 PM
9

Tying your noose*
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 02:52 PM
8

Lmmfao 10/10 imagery
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/19 02:51 PM
2

#WyattEarp
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/19 04:49 PM
2

🤝
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/19 04:08 PM
2

I was being a needless dickhead. Sorry dude.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/19 04:06 PM
1

Oh i thought you were the dude i was being a needless dick to lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/19 04:06 PM
2

Lmfao I didn’t make the connection between your gripe w/ that tat’s size and your later commentary at first until I mused over and she’s going to leave a trail of suckers. Well played lol 👌
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/19 03:52 PM
1

Relevant Sunny, in order: 1) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Ab278t7qQ 2) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z-H2cVtbbEM
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/19 03:49 PM
3

As lions let the herd run a bit till the gazelle with the limp slips behind its kin. CHOMP.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/19 03:44 PM
10

Lmfao: those tight fucking bitter librarian lips.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/19 03:32 PM
1

To be honest I agree that that was needless provocation on my part. I apologize.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/19 03:26 PM
3

Any woman I’ve been around that openly talks about getting fucked, or being with another guy, or brags about being with multiple guys— instant ghost. If already pumped her once, I am not interested in a second time. Just did this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 04:42 PM
2

How about you eliminate the risk and don’t get married since it’s a lousy fucking deal?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 04:40 PM
7

I had a chick just recently randomly tell me about her first coke fueled threesome. ... 👻
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 04:38 PM
1

Invite them...fuck her...then kick them the fuck out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 04:31 PM
2

Honestly dude he was a fucking champ when it comes to Life. Sure much of what he did was deplorable, but that motherfuckers lived on.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 04:30 PM
2

Wolf comes back to eat bucks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 04:28 PM
4

Daddy’s $ too
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 04:26 PM
1

They made some dude a scarecrow and then others said it was Sky Dad! who sent himself to kill himself to appease himself to forgive those whom he created so they had to be forgiven in the first place. It’s got more plot holes than Harry Potter or any Disney Movie combined. Plus I knew those blanks would get filled with some inane dogma lol. I say Harry Potter is The Truth. How do I know it is? Because it says so in the Harry Potter book.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 04:22 PM
1

#Irony Harry Potter : Childish Fantasy :: Disney : Childish Fantasy :: Christianity : ____ ___
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 03:59 PM
2

I’d like to have my penis checked. I’ll let the doctor know you’d like that examined as well. No. It’s happening now. I need you to check it right now before the sensation I’ve been worrying about goes away.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 03:40 PM
5

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT EMOJI YOU REALLY MEANT TO SEND ME SO I CAN CRITICIZE YOU ABOUT IT OKAY?!?!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 03:35 PM
3

i.e. The steady acid rain eroding our society’s very foundation.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 03:34 PM
3

I agree my friend. I think it was a cry for help, but you can never know for sure, as they say. Just sad. Kids found her and everything. Was awful.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/19 02:55 PM
10

Nice 🤝
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/19 05:33 PM
9

Like I’m “Proud to be an American/Canadian/Brazilian/etc.” National pride is the same exact concept, just more socially accepted. Doug Stanhope does a great bit on it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QsPDT5qHtZ4
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/19 05:12 PM
31

They learn just as quickly but there inability to divorce themselves from their emotions makes them hold on to ideas and stay in denial like idiots lol.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/19 02:42 PM
6

A fellow man of science. 🥂
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/19 02:38 PM
6

Bullshit. BULLshit! Derivative...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/19 02:37 PM
1

Never date a single mom. Beta orbiters are cunts. I’m a Badgerwoman Tranquilizer, a Bailout Bait and Switcher, but first and foremost, I am an Oily Vagina Consultant, saving young men from the terrible smells involved with oily vaginas.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/19 02:33 PM
11

Despite my cunt now looking like a gnarled, scarred, and burnt knoll in a black walnut tree.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/19 02:14 PM
4

Great analogy damn lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/19 02:07 PM
8

It was more like a man might study a beast in a zoo. I understand sir. I too often thoroughly examine these specimens. Notice too often’s double meaning! O-ho-ho! HO!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/19 02:06 PM
7

Ango? Is that you? Relevant Sunny: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kjS6bQ5OQ-o
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/19 02:02 PM
23

Gym bag full of used socks and sauerkraut smelling twat, gungy asshole, and dilapidated titties.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/19 02:00 PM
41

Try finding it all out after you make some nearly socially, physically, psychologically, emotionally, and financially fatal moves...and here’s how you escape: nothing’s good enough for her and she attempts suicide (her own kids find her!) and then, later, while you’re completely financially supporting her, you have to get a restraining order against her because she likes to not only lose her shit but now gets handsy too and starts shoving you around and you could easily break her dumb jaw but yo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/19 01:56 PM
30

Dos Equis Man Voice: Stay single, my friends.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/19 01:39 PM
6

Perfect comment my word-counting friend 👌. EVER!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/19 06:27 AM
1

Street cred: https://www.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/boi833/24f_just_looking_for_omeone_to_pend_time_with/enhgi5e/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/19 06:10 AM
2

Lol, we’re not ones for subtlety. Cheers! 🍻
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre19/05/19 06:06 AM
1

I just saved 7 fine young men from Oily Vaginas, and I’ve watched all of Coach Red Pill’s YouTube videos as well as all of Patrice O’Neal’s The Black Phillip Show. I’ve also read the entire Manosphere terminology Wiki, which I found full of feminist bias and smugness in its wording. My cred is deeper than the debt a man will go into while supporting a single mothe—I white knighted and nearly lost everything for it. Had to get a restraining order against the same woman. Oh, I assure you, I’m full…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/19 06:04 AM
1

How does one get tagged as an analyst? Adding Oily Vagina Consultant to my curriculum vitae would be a pivotal moment in my life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/19 07:10 PM
2

Thank you sir!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/19 07:08 PM
4

I’d respectfully disagree amigo. Or, rather, I think the idea being presented on her scale isn’t so much a yes or no commitment to a relationship as it is a scale of degree of loyalty. Micro TL;DR: I agree on commitment being binary, but thing gal was referencing level of loyalty, which isn’t binary.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/19 05:44 PM
5

Give us a good whiff as a bedtime treat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 06:21 PM
1

Yeah and so is murder—in fact they’re often comorbid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 06:20 PM
1

Everybody’s religious beliefs deserve respect (in the sense of no physical nor legal interference) until they infringe on someone else’s choices and beliefs that don’t infringe on anyone else’s choices and beliefs. I have no respect for—in fact I despise—ideologies that promote murder for non-compliance.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 06:16 PM
1

Jesus dude lol.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 04:50 PM
3

Agreed. Cue a politer, more gentle swipe left. Lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 04:47 PM
2

To denounce the evils of thots “in love”!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 04:46 PM
2

Yeah no fucking way she did artificial insemination—judging by just that one pic she drinks PBRs and laughs at people doing stupid shit near a bonfire while wearing a camo hat (not that there’s anything wrong with that—just definitely a case of The Bailout Blues©).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 04:43 PM
14

Priest = yes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 04:38 PM
4

Sunny reference: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=53BykdF_H8c
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 04:37 PM
4

It’s too outlandish—I vehemently hope.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 04:34 PM
1

Homi K. Bhabha explains racial fetishism as a version of racist stereotyping, which is woven into colonial discourse and based on multiple/contradictory and splitting beliefs, similar to the disavowal which Freud discusses. Bhabha defines colonial discourse as that which activates the simultaneous "recognition and disavowal of racial/cultural/historical differences" and whose goal is to define the colonized as 'other,' but also as fixed and knowable stereotypes. Racial fetishism involves contrad…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 04:33 PM
11

Yeah...and we’re only 11 years away from being back in the 30s lol...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 04:18 PM
3

Ad: Must Take Dumps in Bedroom
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 04:16 PM
16

It’s also usually best to NOT have the shitter inside your bedroom.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 04:15 PM
7

When she’s obviously the 7th, surpassing the Pyramids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 04:14 PM
3

This is the first time I’ve ever seen one of these profile posts and I actually said “Oh my god” in a quiet voice. So sad for this kid. Not even a 1 year old and it’s being used for this bitch’s prop. Poor fucking kid. Not my problem—but poor fucking kid. Edit: misspelled quiet
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 03:49 PM
2

You’re doing God’s work (just as the expression goes, because I believe in that tripe just as much as I believe this girl doesn’t do hookups).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 03:46 PM
2

Swiping right is equivalent to sticking the barrel in your mouth. Responding to her message, cocking the hammer...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 03:27 PM
3

Yeah phony baloney Christianity pisses me off too 👌
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 03:25 PM
1

Lost in the Machine
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 03:24 PM
8

When a commenter brings that base-level can’t argue with that if we’re looking at things in terms of genetic proliferation type shit. 👌 🙌 But, on a societal level, fuck this ho! Lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 03:22 PM
2

You reply that who you’ve been going back and forth with is using emotional rhetoric rather than logic as you lead your reply with the laughably predictable (in the context of Christians’ argumentation) fallacious appeal to authority of What I said was just what it says in the Bible. Talk about using emotional rhetoric rather than logic... “Bu’, bu’ ma bybol seys—” Your “conclusion” of the argument also incorporates a tone response: It is quote [sic] apparent that you’re not serious about the to…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 03:18 PM
-1

Respect is not acceptance is an oxymoronic statement, with emphasis on the moronic portion. How can you respect someone you don’t accept? You can disagree with someone’s beliefs, sure—but you can’t respect them, at all, whatsoever, unless you accept that they’re entitled to those beliefs because those beliefs are acceptable on a humane and social scale. “He was a murderer, so I don’t accept him for what he did, but boy golly do I respect him for his right to those choices!” Blech. No, if you’re …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 02:52 PM
-1

I am german so I know about this. Anyone from any nation can cite an atrocity their nation has committed. In terms of scale, sure, yours is up there, but that doesn’t give you some sort of intellectual high ground due to a more learned or intuitive understanding. The only way religions should ever be protected is in people’s rights to practice them in private settings. Not in schools, not in courts, not anywhere but in the buildings they and the other intellectual simpletons deem “holy.” And the…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 02:40 PM
3

Yes. If you’re religious you automatically stand out to me as someone who can be suckered into things. Only pass is if you’re, let’s say, 18 y/o, somewhere around there. If you’re brought up in it it’s harder to see thru. But still. Come on. You have to sit around with a thumb up your intellectual ass not to see how much fucking garbage religion is.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 02:32 PM
2

”You haven’t thought of the smell”: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yJYKpJ7ur9M NPC: a non-player character (NPC), also known as a non-playable character, is any character in a game which is not controlled by a player. Regarding the slang usage: An NPC is seemingly a human that is unable to think objectively. Some humans take on the role of NPCs, spouting "opinions" they are programmed to spout and repeat in a cult-like manner. Essentially, an idiot ripper of the societal fibers who will help cont…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 02:09 PM
2

Swipe left on her and the next one without any consideration you need to clean the slate so bad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 02:00 PM
1

Guaranteed. Imagine how low your standards would have to be to buck atop (god forbid under) this monstrosity, the smell of onions and grease growing stronger with every fat trickle of sweat that swells from her creases.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 01:59 PM
6

As she will. Centipedes slithering through her fetid, bubbling entrails filled with black, sticky Burger King and KFC—year’s worths of constipated shit backlogged in her colon bursting forth from the pressure.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 01:55 PM
1

eat my crap?*
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 01:51 PM
5

Not that fucking real man lol. By the time anyone or anything could convince me to sleep with this water buffalo “I can’t have sex with condoms—they hurt my varicose veins” motherfuckee, I’d have had to have drank a so much whiskey that I wouldn’t have just regular whiskey dick, but whiskey dick so bad my penis actually curls up inside of me so I look like a naked Ken doll. #SafeForLife
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 01:50 PM
10

Blue—she rolled over on it in her chronic deep sleep between Swiss Roles.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 01:46 PM
3

Large #2 Filled with Blood, Mucus, and Corn
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/19 01:45 PM
1

No! NOOO!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/19 05:30 PM
3

Yes, dude—exactly. It was indeed willfully jumping on the grenade, as your original comment said. You know damn well what’s going on, but choose to ignore it because it’s easier. But that shit’s for pussies and not us anymore. Real men—in real life—trust their gut. 🍻
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/19 05:26 PM
4

Dude it’s fucking brutal. So happy I escape relatively unscathed due to keeping my overall wits about me. Didn’t trust my gut the entire time and let me head and heart get the better of it—but never, ever fucking again. Just last night I cut off a chick whom I’ve slept with twice because the Gut has said, “Dead end. Trouble ahead.” It’s fucking golden. Gut > (Head + Heart)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/19 05:07 PM
3

Great movie.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/19 04:58 PM
1

digging the Grand Canyon with a tablespoon Likely an apt metaphor for more than what was originally intended...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/19 04:51 PM
7

Unless she gets that Patrice O’Neal guidance early and steadily, the relationship is a doomed one for the man.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/19 04:45 PM
3

They’re old dogs at that point and you can’t train them to keep their mind games and drama in check—even if you could, totally not worth the effort: start fresh.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/19 04:42 PM
3

Trust what they do, not what they say. (Really applies to anyone in life, but women prove to be far more suspect regarding a dichotomy of doing and saying.)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/19 04:29 PM
4

Dude I white knighted for a year and had to learn the hard way, but I woke the fuck up really quickly tho man damn. If you have that shit pumped into your head from a young age through all the media you consumed and your dad doesn’t talk to you about this shit like it actually is, the “Love trumps all” fantasy becomes a very dangerously believable one. Fuck white knights! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! (It’s for their own good.) Never could be a beta orbiter though, knowingly constantly playing sec…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/19 04:27 PM
21

retroactive cuckold $1,000,000 Term
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/19 04:00 PM
6

Well, see, this is actually a common misconception caused by a conflation of 2 verrry similar ideas, but there’s a small catch. You’re nearly 100% correct regarding the 3,000 miles—measured in strokes of cock inches, of course—except that instead of having to take her in, it’s recommended by many experts to concede slightly and take her out, typically to a restaurant of some sort. Now, some anxious fellows do this every 1,500 miles, while some wait beyond the recommended 3,000, some even far bey…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/19 04:16 PM
1

She made me pull the trigger.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/19 04:58 AM
3

Her dad, in a time of secrecy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/19 03:29 AM
6

Green light for pump and dump though. Only worries are STDs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/19 03:14 AM
3

Right I’ve kinda been reconsidering the market rn... With Child: Pump loads into her relentlessly and low-key record your interactions so she can’t claim it wasn’t consensual. Pump and pump and pump until she’s steaming and gushing your loads from her front rump like squeezing a freshly baked yellow Boston cream donut. With a Child: Stay away: she’ll try to lock you and your money into another child with her current receptivity to semen. Source: I’m a doctor.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/19 03:10 AM
1

And tastes gooood.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/19 03:03 AM
6

Must do anal too 😫😫😫
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/19 02:56 AM
2

Plus nows how to crub.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/19 02:55 AM
1

Could you imagine the smell coming off of this fucking piganimal after she sweats?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/19 02:54 AM
16

My mom did that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/19 02:52 AM
6

Guaranteed her cunt fucking smells—you can tell by how dark and oily her eyebrows are. Fellas, if she has light colored hair but dark, oily eyebrows = oily, smelly vagina It’s a fucking scientific fact.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/19 02:48 AM
2

This video is funny as fuck, especially every time they reshow that pic of him making the duck/twisty face and he looks like a complete dull-eyed cunt and she gets to look at that pic post-scam lmmfao.
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre13/05/19 02:46 AM
3

Seems legit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/19 01:45 AM
12

Or the barrel of a shotgun in her mouth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/19 01:41 AM
2

Bloody pulp.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/05/19 01:06 PM
2

3rd Wave Feminism ate her up and crap her out on the wrong side of finding meaning in her life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/05/19 01:05 PM
1

Rule 5 includes “Making unreasonable demands,” & w/ a page full o’ this shite... plus You legit just posted a collage of pregnant women w/ nothing but your own (or someone else’s) captions 48 minutes ago lmao.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/05/19 01:02 PM
2

“Get in there and get the blood diamond!!” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XLwtMM4Hoac
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/19 04:37 PM
3

How to threat a woman is blackpill, not redpill. [jk i know it was a typo]
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/19 04:34 PM
23

[lmfao] Yes, so her children can eventually atriculate into collage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/19 04:30 PM
You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

© TheRedArchive 2026. All rights reserved.
created by /u/dream-hunter