An interesting specimen.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2019-05-15T15:33:45+00:00

If you're in denial about the size of your penis, please don't try to contact me.

I'm looking for a very well endowed man 6 ft or taller

PSA IF YOUR PENIS ISN'T 7 INCHES OR MORE WITH DECENT GIRTH, DO NOT CONTACT ME!!!!!! Cat-fishing your dick is lame af, zero patience left, don't get embarrassed

I chuckle at the thought of this woman only attracting guys with small dicks, but suspect that she was alpha-widowed by a Chad with a large 7-8 inch dick, and realizes she can never go back to an average sized 5.5 incher.

Too bad approx. 1% of men have a penis of 7" or larger...

Emervila · 2019-05-15T15:55:33+00:00

All these thots asking for mega cocks why don't they make trash porn or something? Now this one uses her bio for talking about the one thing she wants and that's it. Laughable how she request a man ethical and compassionate when she herself is the total opposite or is it ethical to shame somebody for his body? like "don't get embarrassed" or is it compassionate to treat people like tools "very well endowed" I mean not even endowed but "very well".

Surprising the only thing she says about her is being single mother... so much is the entitlement they pretend to use a red flag to be the ultimate catch.. how on earth a man with such dong and body would date this leftover? just because she is a single mother she can ask for anything? it's beyond crazy

moroots · 2019-05-15T16:21:59+00:00

"dont get embarassed"

hmmm let's test the waters here sweetie. would you show thisahere tinder profile to your parents (ahem mother because we know you dont have a relationship with your dad), your boss, your colleagues (well ok maybe your fellow strippers won't judge you), your priest, your credit officer, your child's teachers, the mayor of your community, etc etc

yes please let's talk about embarassing behavior...

Blackfysh88 · 2019-05-15T16:39:24+00:00

So I need a good man but he better have a huge CAWK cause my busted up pussy won’t feel anything under six inches

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-05-15T16:54:14+00:00

In all fairness to our chubby little cupcake, she is on Tinder. Tinder was designed exactly for seeking big dicks - or whatever else floats her skanky boat.

oirectine00 · 2019-05-15T16:59:02+00:00

Just tell her you're 8 inches. Women can't into measurement or spatial reasoning.

TitySuker · 2019-05-15T15:43:59+00:00

r/tinder is a gold mine.

jacketguy · 2019-05-15T18:52:45+00:00

a strong, ethical, compassionate man over the age of 33 wouldnt get anywhere near this woman when she talks like this

SilverGryphon · 2019-05-15T17:17:47+00:00

Probably has tiny tits and a loose pussy.

MathGirl17 · 2019-05-15T17:47:54+00:00

If I were a guy I would give up on women too. Sheesh that was disgusting to read. There is no decency or discretion anymore.

sensual_predditor · 2019-05-15T17:04:34+00:00

Curse my 6.99" manhood! How much will you cost me???

LibertyBaron · 2019-05-15T16:46:45+00:00

Is difficult to feel embarrased being next to a post-wall single mother whore.

Chiliresident · 2019-05-15T16:13:46+00:00

If he is already 7 inches + he really doesn’t have much room for growth honey. I am going to guess we have a former pornstar on our hands here.....

daniellederek · 2019-05-15T17:03:29+00:00

Yet my pof profile gets hate mail for demanding a pre wall thin waisted woman who can take a thick 7" duck without crying....

And all I get is hate.... I'm just trying to be useful.

AncapGhxst · 2019-05-15T17:46:02+00:00

You're looking to grow? MORE?!? Bitch you're already overweight

jzerocoolj · 2019-05-15T20:25:40+00:00

DECENT GIRTH

Pencil dicks need not apply!

that1guysittingthere · 2019-05-15T23:53:38+00:00

I think the only dudes with 7” or more would rather put it to use on 18-22 year old pornstars

CreativeThought88 · 2019-05-15T19:34:53+00:00

Tee hee I'm very compassionate and a nice human being

IF YOU'RE COCK IS BELOW 6.99 INCHES DON'T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME YOU CREEPY SCUMBAG

tallwheel · 2019-05-16T05:48:04+00:00

PSA IF YOUR BOOBS AREN'T SIZE DD OR MORE WITH DECENT FIRMNESS, DO NOT CONTACT ME!!!!! Cat-fishing your boobs is lame af, zero patience left, don't get embarrassed

Xxtourlife · 2019-05-15T22:47:47+00:00

What's with Females and Dick Sizes?

Not a lot of guys have 17.78cm(for my metric brothers) Dick Length tho.

Man,Chad is Powerful...Once she goes above 17cm,She doesn't go back

beatles-lover · 2019-05-16T09:48:32+00:00

This is the best illustration I've seen in a while of the alpha widow problem. Almost certainly, one brief fling with Chad has ruined her forever.

Even if she settles and gets with a man of average height and penis size, she will always be unsatisfied and resentful towards him.

PikaPikaDude · 2019-05-15T19:22:57+00:00

So blatant I suspect it's a fake.

Booraz149 · 2019-05-15T21:48:14+00:00

Yeah you want all that shit, but what exactly do you offer? Lmao

ducaati · 2019-05-16T00:43:31+00:00

Seriously, she’s excluded 99% of the potentials, and those left shouldn’t/wouldn’t bother. Seriously, how could one respond to that and have any self-respect left?

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-05-16T01:11:51+00:00

Are tall men with huge dicks very ethical and compassionate? One would think they enjoy pumping and dumping women.....BECAUSE THEY CAN!

So is this Fat Twat just pipe dreaming?

Sumpm · 2019-05-16T10:22:56+00:00

If your tits aren't DD or bigger, don't waste your time!

Any dude who posted something like this would look like a colossal douche, but women have no issues with similar, ridiculous demands.

Maaraam · 2019-05-16T12:28:23+00:00

Am I the only woman who doesn't think as one of those? It upsets me to see such lists of demands as if the world revolves around the ones who wrote them! Why can't they get real? Be honest with themselves and their partners.. Try to right their wrongs instead and admit that they have been acting wrong which is why they are so lonely in the first place! Women have destroyed themselves and destroyed all the bridges to men! I can't trust that this or any other woman like her would ever find a man like that, and even if she did, I don't believe that she's gonna be faithful or ready to be a woman and let him be the man. Women today are so screwed up, and are screwing a whole generation... Humanity is doomed.

SpecialOption · 2019-05-15T19:00:01+00:00

Wow! Does she go around carrying a tape measure?

Tailtappin · 2019-05-15T20:56:12+00:00

Yeah...but I have serious doubts you have anything of interest to offer him. Get some cats.

Bing_Bang_Bam · 2019-05-15T22:41:56+00:00

I bet the size of her vag = hot dog in a hallway

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-05-16T01:09:51+00:00

This bitch ain't never heard of Shorty Mac?

TheSud007 · 2019-05-16T01:51:48+00:00

WTF?? Who the hell does that

flyinghorse1 · 2019-05-16T05:27:33+00:00

I have nothing against people doing this tbh. I tend to swipe left whether I meet their criteria or not because I just see them as high maintenance.

BluepillProfessor · 2019-05-16T19:46:52+00:00

But....but...but....they told us and keep assuring us that no matter how many dicks it takes or how many kids it squeezes out that it just rebounds and is just as nice and tight as ever.

Right? So why does she need a big schlong with a nice girth for her weepy little manhole?

I think OP let the fungus out of the vagina on this one.

xonoma89 · 2019-05-16T20:52:04+00:00

Welp she gets my respect for at least being honest. Again the sad part about this as any decent guy who reads all that negativity will not message her or swipe right on her. And jerks don't give a shit what bitch is right in their profiles and they swipe right on everything until they fuck.

So the complete irony of the situation is is that she claims she's looking for a good guy while she scares all the good guys away and ends up only getting jerks who don't give a fuck what she says anyway.

FalsePositiveRethink · 2019-05-20T21:04:08+00:00

Looks like I'm out of the running.

She's all yours lads.

dukecharming1975 · 2019-05-22T17:47:50+00:00

But don't say you want a woman who doesn't weigh more than yourself, because THAT'S shallow

ContradictFate · 2019-05-18T04:48:58+00:00

2019-05-18T05:35:26+00:00

Lmao pathetic bitch. You'd have to be a crazy bitch that is not worth having to post shit like that online.

Title	An interesting specimen.
Author	Crowstarz
Upvotes	459
Comments	89
Date	May 15, 2019 3:12 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/boz4la/an_interesting_specimen/
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