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LTR'd a stripper in the early 2000's. 5 years of stupid drama seasoned with some damned good fucking. Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. The sex was awesome. Everything else was shit. After I called it quits, took 2 years to shake the bitch. Ended up taking an out-of-state contract job to get shut of her. My advice to you young cats about strippers: p&d only. pump it, dump it, the end
/r/TheRedPill30/04/17 11:29 PM
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Hell yes. Gimme a thick brunette who keeps my belly full and my balls empty and stays out of my shit. I'll make damned sure she enjoys dessert.
/r/TheRedPill30/04/17 11:21 PM
2

Ok, little brother. Sometimes it is hard to self-diagnose things. As an objective observer with no horse in your particular race, I'll do my best to help. So now I'm going to take time out of my life to provide some valuable insights for you. IKR? Im such a great guy. Here it goes: Fuck you. Nobody cares. Get over it. You're welcome.
/r/TheRedPill29/04/17 02:59 PM
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I read a science fiction short story where all the racists had interbred until everyone was a brown haired perma-tan (they probably looked a lot like you LOL). There was a zoo in which two kids (male/female) of each black, white, asian, latin, arab, etc. were kept as a sort of human zoo. The kids hit their teens and twigged to what was going on. They bolted, and the white dude ended up with the mexican girl and the black guy was fucking the asian. The mexican dude and the hadji were probably fuc…
/r/TheRedPill27/04/17 10:55 PM
3

OP, I would like to help. PM me her mobile number so I can get to the bottom of this.
/r/TheRedPill27/04/17 10:46 PM
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Racist shit is funny. Seriously. Doing ghetto ebonics voices and making jokes about Shawandalondadonda's purple weave and EBT card is OMFG hilarious just like doing redneck voices and making fun of James Earl Whitetrash's NASCAR hats collection and Bud Light addiction. OP, the day that whiners like you don't get butthurt over racist shit is the day that racism ceases to exist. Check your black privilege, nigga. You whiny racist bitch.
/r/TheRedPill27/04/17 10:39 PM
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Ok, little brother. Sometimes it is hard to self-diagnose things. As an objective observer with no horse in your particular race, I'll do my best to help. So now I'm going to take time out of my life to provide some valuable insights for you. IKR? Im such a great guy. Here it goes: Fuck you. Nobody cares. Get over it. You're welcome.
/r/TheRedPill27/04/17 05:26 PM
5

real life is not like in the movies Movie title: "When Harry Met Sally But Got Friendzoned Because He Was A Bitchboy With Mantits Bigger Than Her Womantits And He Owns An Xbox (ghey) And Now He Drops Her Off At Bars To Get Fucked By Chad In The Hope That Someday She Will Give Him A Taste Of Her Stale-Semen-Smelling Va-Jay-Jay Because True Love" Then the whole flick is some short fat sperg spanking it with WoW and Battlefield in a trilby that he thinks is a fedora.
/r/TheRedPill27/04/17 05:19 PM
8

...muscular you isn't going to make you more attractive if you don't have the bone structure to go with it. You make the best of what you have. Muscular you is always more attractive than the worthless whining excuse-making you that we're seeing right now. Quit being a douche, you douche.
/r/TheRedPill26/04/17 01:38 PM
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Allow myself to introduce... myself.
/r/TheRedPill26/04/17 01:35 PM
1

He needs to shave his head. It would make his shoulders look broader.
/r/TheRedPill26/04/17 12:52 PM
5

There is a sign in small country stores that says "We screw over the other guy, and pass the savings on to you." That sign is a joke.
/r/TheRedPill26/04/17 04:15 AM
9

The women around his age are entitled cunts that want a guy to pay for the same piece of pussy (dates, dinners, etc.) that they would have given up to some frat boy or football player in college for free. Only if you are short or an uggo.
/r/TheRedPill22/04/17 04:24 PM
2

I always talk to women like I'm gaming. They get pissed, too, when they're into it but then realize you were just fucking with them. Shit is hilarious.
/r/TheRedPill22/04/17 04:13 PM
7

Don't get lifts. Get boots. They also improve posture.
/r/TheRedPill22/04/17 01:34 PM
3

If you want to get your mind right, lead a few hotties on. Make them want it bad and then simply walk away. Abundance mentality.
/r/TheRedPill22/04/17 01:33 PM
1

tl;dr - Do what you need to do, don't do what you don't need to do.
/r/TheRedPill21/04/17 01:05 PM
10

You're doin' it wrong. Don't think of it as "OMG IM APROCHING A GRRRLL!!! STRESFULLL!!" Just talk to them with no intent other than to converse. If they throw sign (IOIs), escalate. If not, no loss.
/r/TheRedPill21/04/17 11:45 AM
1

... divorce nowadays is still much cheaper than it was in the eighties and nineties... THIS ^ My ex-wife and I did not have kids together. No-contest divorce (irreconcilable differences) in our state of residence was $250.00 Fill out your form, file together, wait 30 days for the official stamp from the Magistrate. Later, bitch!
/r/TheRedPill20/04/17 02:41 PM
2

Seconded. Calculate your macros for TDEE - 10% and figure your meals according to your macros. And remember that cottage cheese is your friend.
/r/TheRedPill19/04/17 11:01 PM
17

If you fuck a girl who is in a relationship with someone other than yourself, she is a "cuckfuck". A cuckfuck will never be anything but a ho.
/r/TheRedPill19/04/17 01:50 PM
1

Be aware that it might have negative side effects still not fully understood. That could apply to anything.
/r/TheRedPill19/04/17 12:38 PM
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Clean cuts heal quickest. I have a ritual for dismissing people, it goes like so: 1) Buy a pint of your preferred liquor. 2) Write the other person's name on the liquor with a Sharpie. 3) Drink the liquor. 4) Throw the empty bottle and your memory of the other person in the trash. It's symbolic and it works. Also, liquor. Win win.
/r/TheRedPill18/04/17 08:36 PM
7

What else do you expect when he just softballs them in like that?
/r/TheRedPill18/04/17 04:41 PM
18

That's what SHE said! (sorry, couldn't help it)
/r/TheRedPill18/04/17 04:08 PM
5

Hellz yes. If you gonna cry, do it in a Lexus.
/r/TheRedPill17/04/17 04:27 PM
6

This ^ Women make rules for betas, and excuses for guys like me.
/r/TheRedPill16/04/17 05:07 PM
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If a woman mentions sex, it means she's thinking about sex. And she just told you she's thinking about it.
/r/TheRedPill16/04/17 12:46 PM
3

Seems to have made me cynical Has the change made us cynical, Barry? Yes it has, other Barry. Yes it has.
/r/TheRedPill16/04/17 12:29 PM
10

Aimed for the sun. Landed on the moon. It's cool though. I mean, how many other motherfuckers you know been to the moon?
/r/TheRedPill15/04/17 02:37 PM
3

Dude, you take your phone in the shower?
/r/TheRedPill15/04/17 03:06 AM
6

OMG. I am picturing hugely fat white women with Shanaynay hair weaves and overdone nails inhaling Little Debbie cakes while slathering on half an inch of makeup.
/r/TheRedPill13/04/17 07:28 PM
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Was living in a 25% black county in central Alabama. Hung a shingle and started doing renovation. Focused on blacks because the racists Alabama white boys wouldn't work for blacks. As a result I had very little competition. Ended up becoming good friends with a black couple. They had a 21st birthday party for their daughter. Rented an entire bar with dance floor for the night, put out a buffet, had a paid DJ, invited everyone they knew. I was the only white person in 200+ people at that party. A…
/r/TheRedPill13/04/17 03:39 PM
5

I think you could've ... Q: What's the worst thing about Sunday night football? A: Monday morning quarterbacks. You fucking sperg.
/r/TheRedPill13/04/17 03:32 PM
1

Her hobby should be making me cum. Pavlov, man.
/r/TheRedPill12/04/17 08:30 PM
1

I am single, fit, and male. Life on easy mode.
/r/TheRedPill12/04/17 08:15 PM
1

Take a chance. Have used adaptations of this cycle four times now. I can cut from 190 to 165 in 2 weeks. After you cycle that way a few times, your body can switch gears more rapidly and you can get yourself into full ketogenesis (the process of burning fat as a primary fuel source which in turn generates ketones) in 2 days, and reach full ketosis (the condition of burning both fat and ketones) in 4 days. Unless you are hitting the weights crazy hard you won't need too much protein. You are tryi…
/r/TheRedPill12/04/17 04:07 AM
1

This is good information. Dress in a manner which supports your message. A common maxim in sales is "people like people like themselves". Always dress in a manner similar to, but slightly better than, your prospect or your competitor. In sales, this is the principle of "lowering sales resistance using non-verbal cues" and commonly referred to as first impressions or the first 10 seconds.
/r/TheRedPill11/04/17 08:40 PM
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Why bother in a world like this? Because it is the world we have.
/r/TheRedPill11/04/17 04:32 PM
2

Why the low-fat meats? If you really aren't in here making "donut excuses", and are still having trouble slimming, you need keto. Your body must be taught to burn fat as a primary fuel source. This is quickly done by using keto macros (20% caloric deficit according to TDEE, 60%f/30%p/10%c) high-fat/medium-protein/low-carb for a week until you are solidly in keto (keto stix show dark purple) and then cutting your fat intake by 50% for a solid week while keeping your carb/protein macros the same. …
/r/TheRedPill11/04/17 04:31 PM
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I actually find low body fat on women and flat stomach unattractive. Same. If you look at the pics of women in the following link, my preference is the 30%-35% range as regards body fat. http://www.builtlean.com/2012/09/24/body-fat-percentage-men-women/ BTW watched a youtube poll recently that asked women which men's body type they were most attracted to and their preference most resembled the 15% body fat in men's pics at the above link. Visible 6 pack without being too cut, solidly present pec…
/r/TheRedPill11/04/17 02:51 PM
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Why the low-fat meats? Fat is your friend. Bread, potatoes, sugar, pasta are your enemies. edit: You seriously sound like my friends' fat wives who buy "low-fat" cookies and wonder why their asses just keep getting fatter.
/r/TheRedPill11/04/17 02:42 PM
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Mods, if you don't sidebar this you don't have a hair on your balls.
/r/TheRedPill11/04/17 01:23 AM
40

I tell women that I named my penis "The Patriarchy" and that I don't think women should be able to vote or wear shoes. I say all this while I'm on top of them.
/r/TheRedPill11/04/17 01:05 AM
7

Mixed Metaphor: boiling the hamster
/r/TheRedPill09/04/17 03:26 PM
2

Get on a framing crew as a helper. Framing houses has almost nothing to do with woodworking. Can you read a tape? Can you cut a straight line with a skilsaw? If so, you're golden. BTW when buying hand tools, go to pawn shops and buy used so you don't look like a total n00b.
/r/TheRedPill09/04/17 02:08 PM
1

And don't let bitches leave bread crumbs.
/r/TheRedPill09/04/17 12:48 AM
11

25: When in doubt, whip it out.
/r/TheRedPill08/04/17 01:05 AM
24

And if you're a rock star you can grab her pussy.
/r/TheRedPill08/04/17 12:45 AM
6

Read "The Story of O". It will change your life.
/r/TheRedPill08/04/17 12:43 AM
14

Makes me realize how much of a rationalization that is. Imagine if a man made the same argument when he slept with another woman. That is not called cuckolding. It is called "fucking golden".
/r/TheRedPill06/04/17 07:30 PM
133

... the gay receptionist was strongly hitting on me... When gay dudes start hitting on you, you've got your physique handled. It is a useful metric.
/r/TheRedPill05/04/17 09:09 PM
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If you were hot enough you wouldn't be saying that.
/r/TheRedPill05/04/17 04:29 AM
14

Learning to cook yourself ... But I keep hopping out of the pot. Pointers?
/r/TheRedPill03/04/17 11:28 PM
84

... Black Panther ... with his African lineage ... couldn't just swap in an Indian guy dirty Hindu accent "Hello and welcome to AT and T tech support. My name is Tyrone Washington."
/r/TheRedPill03/04/17 11:25 PM
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Said the guy who fucks fat white girls.
/r/TheRedPill02/04/17 03:53 AM
-4

Said the guy who fucks fat white girls.
/r/TheRedPill02/04/17 03:52 AM
0

Yeah. You suck. If you decide to commit suicide, do it in a manner that preserves the bulk of your organs. I'm thinking "self-strangulation in the bathroom of a hospital".
/r/TheRedPill02/04/17 02:23 AM
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Do what all black men do. Fuck fat white girls.
/r/TheRedPill02/04/17 02:01 AM
2

Eye liner. Works for men, too. Look up "waterlining".
/r/TheRedPill01/04/17 08:16 PM
13

googly eyed girls http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/15/article-2262775-16F4F3C8000005DC-728_306x364.jpg
/r/TheRedPill01/04/17 08:07 PM
13

tl;dr Asian girls are sluts and they take it in the ass.
/r/TheRedPill29/03/17 02:09 AM
8

That reminds me of the second time I realized I was fucking a tranny!
/r/TheRedPill27/03/17 07:26 PM
13

He blasts the audience with ... and none of them actually swallow it. They just let it dangle in their mouth and spit it out laughing. Makes his audience sound entirely female.
/r/TheRedPill26/03/17 09:33 PM
2

My new response when a girl asks me if I'm a player: "Aw girl, sexy as I am? I could never be faithful."
/r/TheRedPill26/03/17 04:07 PM
3

Quit fucking with trailer trash. Next time get rent receipts or pay via check/money order.
/r/TheRedPill24/03/17 02:05 PM
2

Right now I am experiencing boredom. It's like the only difference between these bitches is the color of their hair.
/r/TheRedPill24/03/17 02:03 PM
2

The only valid "couples activity" is either showing her off at the bar or fucking her silly.
/r/TheRedPill24/03/17 01:50 AM
4

Don't be afraid to tell people "fuck off". If they don't get the hint, tell them you want to escalate and demand to speak to a higher level manager.
/r/TheRedPill18/03/17 07:13 AM
34

"Netflix and chill" Works best when you don't actually have Netflix.
/r/TheRedPill15/03/17 02:04 PM
8

How to Tinder: 1) Be attractive. 2) Don't be unattractive. 3) Shut the fuck up. 4) No, I mean it. The less said, the better. 5) Oh REALLY!!?? Jackass. If you MUST talk, ask her questions about herself. 6) No, not the size of her tits. That's it, outtie. drops mic, walks off stage
/r/TheRedPill14/03/17 03:34 AM
1

Make your own "heavy petting" meetup group.
/r/TheRedPill14/03/17 03:13 AM
10

Don't hate. Joe Rogan's podcast was the best man at my wedding.
/r/TheRedPill13/03/17 01:36 PM
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