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The Big Questioncouldnotjointhedance/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/20 04:48 PM
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Dual-Mating Strategycouldnotjointhedance/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/11/21 05:20 PM
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Leftoverscouldnotjointhedance/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 03:01 PM
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Entitlement Princesscouldnotjointhedance/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/21 05:46 PM
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Dual-Mating Strategycouldnotjointhedance/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/21 08:43 PM
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Dual-Mating Strategycouldnotjointhedance/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/21 07:28 PM
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Epiphany Phasecouldnotjointhedance/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/21 07:37 PM
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The Big Questioncouldnotjointhedance/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/21 05:12 PM
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I had no real success dating in my 20s but I was under no delusions as to why. I was the problem: shitty job, no car, out of shape, bad teeth, terrible hair, dressed like shit, played video games all day. I didn't sit around on the internet and complain that women weren't lining up to date me. I honestly didn't even try. Then in my 30s I decided to fix shit. Got a better job, started running and lifting weights, got very fit. Went to the dentist and fixed my teeth. Got better haircuts and clothe…
/r/PurplePillDebate30/05/23 03:22 PM
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I believe the term OP is looking for is clambake
/r/PurplePillDebate07/07/22 05:02 PM
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I saw that you were originally downvoted so I upvoted you. Good suggestion! I assume since I can only use URL, that if I link to an imgur gallery with multiple images it will convert it to slides?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 09:39 PM
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This isn't even sarcasm. Morgan Stanley famously published market research (example link) a few years back stating that by 2030 the biggest retail market sector will be older single women. They predicted one of the biggest growth markets is in female "anti-aging" and "beauty" products.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 04:35 PM
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Sorry for the somewhat long form, there was just so much unbelievably good (and actually honest) stuff. The best part of it was all of the older women coming dangerously close to the truth and then getting "warned" about it. Then you have all the younger late 20s women coming in who absolutely refuse to accept any of this wisdom because they are still hot and will be hot forever and men will always be chasing after them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 03:04 PM
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Literally her own quote from a different reply: Will be sticking with my goal of not sleeping with people from here on out, I was going strong since October but I slipped up. I’m just gonna use this shit situation as a reminder and lesson of why I’m doing the celibate shit in the first place So she wasn't sleeping with people except for... oops, that guy is way too hot.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 02:51 PM
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She talks about growing up in a very rich family and dating guys who work in finance.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/21 08:33 PM
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This was her third attempt at asking for help! The sad thing is that from the pictures in her first profile post (already deleted, don't bother looking for them), she is actually very fit and attractive! Lots of people replied trying to help her and every single reply of hers was bitchy and combative and got lots of downvotes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/21 05:14 PM
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What she wants: You do the cooking Take her on trips ($$$) Take her to concerts ($$$) You can't play video games You can't have children or want them (unless on her terms, read: $$$) ​ Her offer: Tattoos Overweight Doesn't exercise Maybe some sex
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/21 05:37 PM
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The best part about her demands is that she has basically nothing to offer that any of those men would be looking for. She has a flat butt, flat chest, no hips, etc. Despite what she says in her post, you can easily see her face in her posts, and while she isn't ugly by any means, she is really just very average looking, which is perfectly fine unless you're asking for the most attractive men making the most money to spend all of their money taking you around the world. And even better is she is…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/21 03:24 PM
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I've seen this before. She likely wrote the profile when she was 26, putting 26 into the profile text, and has been on Tinder so long she aged up but hasn't even bothered to update the profile.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 02:42 AM
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N-count (some people say it comes from "notch", like using notches on a bedpost, others think it's just from mathematics, where n is used for any number) is how many sexual partners a person has had. A low count is typically desirable in a long-term partner because studies have shown that people that have slept with a large number of people have a difficult time staying in monogamous long term relationships later in life. So instead of marketing her desirable traits to hopefully find a long term…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 09:16 PM
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All posts except the one I marked "Astute Observer" are the same woman at different times.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 02:32 PM
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To be clear, I'm not criticizing this woman for dating multiple people or even sleeping with multiple people since if we go by her word, they have not talked about mutual exclusivity. In fact, I hope "7 dates" guy is doing the same. Of course, I'm sure she never lead "7 dates" on in any way to imply they were exclusive. 🙄 This is just a warning that if you go on 7 dates with a woman and she hasn't slept with you, you can be sure she's getting it somewhere else. I'm sure "7 dates" has a stable jo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/21 08:47 PM
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No doxxing, but yes, the is 100% the same user account that posted all of these things, which is what made it so ridiculous.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/21 09:35 PM
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More like Charlie with his whiteboard and yarn :D
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/21 08:31 PM
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Nurse A friend gave me some solid advice once: never date a bartender. Turned out to be really good advice. They dress provocatively in a locale where attractive men go to pick up women to sleep with, and their tips rely on them flirting and being friendly with customers. The chances she has banged some guy in the bathroom on or after a shift is pretty close to 100%. I'm considering adding nurses to this list. They have erratic work schedules and very long shifts, so they are rarely able to cons…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/21 05:29 PM
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That the part that kills me the most. I work damn hard for the body I have and I'm no where near those super-jacked guys, so I can't even imagine all the hard work they're putting in. All a woman has to do is just not eat like a dumptruck and do some light cardio. And yet the lazy fat ones are basically saying "Not only do I want all your non-gym time spent doing things for me, I also want you to spend 1-2 hours in the gym every day for by benefit while I do nothing for you."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/20 11:13 PM
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30 would normally be a bit too much for me but yes she was pretty tall (5'9") and carried it pretty well. And yes that was the last thing I texted her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/20 10:43 PM
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The best part is that it's usually the fat girls with these ridiculous standards. I was seeing a girl earlier this year who was about 30 pounds overweight. I didn't really mind because she was still cute and was absolutely DTF and it wasn't anything serious. She broke it off and her excuse was that she was looking for someone "a lot more muscular". For reference, I'm not any kind of alpha chad or anything, but I'm in very good shape. 6ft and lean, abs, biceps, etc. I work out every day and run a…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/20 08:56 PM
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My favorite part of this paragraph of word salad she typed out is the clear contrast that she's allowed to have any standard (height) she wants, but men are not allowed to have any standards (weight) when it comes to her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/20 08:04 PM
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I didn't include everything because it seemed a little easy to just keep dunking on this poor woman. But here is some of the rest of it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/20 06:25 PM
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I left it out, but she said in another post that the divorce was very fast because the ex agreed to split everything 50-50 without any contest. Sounds like he wanted out quick and didn't care how it happened.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/20 05:13 PM
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