33F keeps asking for help with her dating profile because she can't seem to find any of the good men.

couldnotjointhedance · 2021-08-14T17:14:19+00:00

This was her third attempt at asking for help! The sad thing is that from the pictures in her first profile post (already deleted, don't bother looking for them), she is actually very fit and attractive!

Lots of people replied trying to help her and every single reply of hers was bitchy and combative and got lots of downvotes.

p3ngwin · 2021-08-14T20:06:44+00:00

so she wants:

a guy to earn lots of money,
but also be at home for "work/life balance",
yet he must also have personal hobbies
and be tall and fit,
she wants her "alone time" so he can't be too needy,
but at the same time he "must hold a conversation and be interested in me without just talking about himself",
but he must also "not be a people pleaser and be comfortable saying 'no'.."

So another case of "you must desire me always, but only when i'm in the mood" o.O

Another odd part is when she says "he must be ok with me working while raising kids".

So is she working part-time, while she "raises kids" ??

That would suggest he's working full-time if he's to earn the money to buy a house because she's working part-time.

So if he's working full-time, where's the part where he's also got a "work/life balance" to pay the needy attention she craves ??

As usual, fried rice with these morons o.O

kingcheezit · 2021-08-14T20:44:07+00:00

Thirty three years old and basically wants a strapped tatted up hipster, who also somehow how has a great job, a ton of cash, his own place and who for some reason wants to settle down with a wet fish like her.

Who also lives within 20 miles of her.

I cant see why that would be causing problems.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-08-14T18:42:33+00:00

From knowing people either in or around the goth / metal / skater type scene - there aren't many "athletic" guys. The lean ones are going to be scrawny which I don't think counts

Some metalheads are jacked. But lots really like beer and cigarettes. And have the guts that go with it

MrNeurotypical · 2021-08-14T18:18:54+00:00

What an absolute f*cking moron! With that extremely narrow of a pool of Men to select from, I doubt she'll even match up with anyone. On top of that her radical feminist temperament would most likely kick in quickly followed by the 'wymyns' entitlement. Yeah...there's a fair chance that she'll die alone.

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-08-15T00:16:24+00:00

All she wants is a jacked, thirty-something, 6", well-off, mildly goth, gainfully employed skater who values his downtime and wants to become a homeowning father/husband.

Not asking for much when you think about it. /s

HeftyAdministration8 · 2021-08-14T23:34:27+00:00

She's falling into the gap between her sexual market value and her marriage market value.

Even at 35 she can probably hook up with guys her type for sex.

But for a relationship? She has to offer something men want: youth, fertility, pleasant demeanor. Going by the profile she's batting zero for three.

MrNeurotypical · 2021-08-14T23:47:24+00:00

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MelkorHimself · 2021-08-15T03:04:31+00:00

Physically fit 6-foot-tall men with ambition have options. They're not aiming for 33-year-olds.

Harry_Teak · 2021-08-14T22:01:22+00:00

When I read these laundry lists I can't help but reflect on the words of that great philosopher of the '90s, Buddy Bradley:

"Too bad her hobbies don't include getting fucked up the ass. She'd never be alone on a Saturday night."

jd46249 · 2021-08-14T18:24:22+00:00

Do these girls mean 6ft with or without shoes? I’m considered above average and am taller than a good chunk of guys but I decided to measure myself and am only 5ft 9” without shoes. I’ve only met 4 girls taller or same height than me. Guess I don’t qualify lol.

Ok-Adeptness4906 · 2021-08-15T13:22:55+00:00

Men 33-38 are looking for women 23-28. Her target demographic is men 50+. Yet another "I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I can offer - huh? What are you talking about??" profile.

GiantOfTheSouthSky · 2021-08-14T20:13:44+00:00

Based on the pictures, it sounds like she wants someone like Peter Steele or Andy Biersack, with the former being deceased and the other in a relationship.

MrNeurotypical · 2021-08-15T19:38:12+00:00

This is what you get when you combine autism and feminism.

Disciple_Of_Cheesus · 2021-08-14T21:09:40+00:00

TFW the stereotypes fit like fucking gloves...

PirateDocBrown · 2021-08-15T02:23:32+00:00

She likely could find such a guy around 50 or so. But he'd be too old to start a family.

Time for her to accept a childless life.

WarezMyDinrBitc · 2021-08-18T20:53:13+00:00

So he should look like a bum or an addict but have his shit together. Got it.

Yggdrasill4 · 2021-08-18T16:07:57+00:00

Ambitious with his career, but paradoxically has a work life balance. Well, which fucking one is it? It can only be one thing: ambitious, balanced, or unambitious. Like asking for a large drink but make it medium.

Marko_From_Tropoja_ · 2021-08-18T02:17:01+00:00

She needs to take away that liberal tag.

No-Cry-4771 · 2021-08-18T11:34:52+00:00

She wants a fucking fantasy that doesn’t exist. 😂

2021-08-18T14:19:06+00:00

"Comfortable saying no"

But not if he's saying no to her...

reignoferror00 · 2021-08-19T02:57:14+00:00

"His 5 year plan: to get married, have kids, buy/own house"

With you?

He'd better off attempting to meet the quotas of Stalin's first 5 year plan. Goals would be more achievable that trying to match up to her laundry list of wants.

E-roticWarrior · 2021-08-19T06:23:14+00:00

Every line on women's "list" is a guy she had "relations" with. The longer the list the higher the body count.

Pie_sky · 2021-08-19T11:39:46+00:00

Nothing about what she needs to bring to the table..... like always lol

Unit614 · 2021-08-20T22:56:30+00:00

And all she has to offer is a used up old stinky pussy.

PopularBug5 · 2021-08-22T01:45:58+00:00

Help gaiz

I'm shallow.

Please don't ask for help when you already know the answer to your problem.

You are shallow and boring. Full stop.

Title	33F keeps asking for help with her dating profile because she can't seem to find any of the good men.
Author	couldnotjointhedance
Upvotes	127
Comments	62
Date	August 14, 2021 5:12 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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