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| 1 | Instead of "Until death do we part" perhaps the vow should be "Until slight disinterest do we part"Good thing you incidentally grabbed the house & some money too. Ateeheehee! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/06/26 10:41 PM |
| 12 | Instead of "Until death do we part" perhaps the vow should be "Until slight disinterest do we part"Or protest by vowing never to sleep with a man who has the wrong politics, unless he's hot enough that his politics don't matter. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/05/26 06:45 AM |
| 16 | Instead of "Until death do we part" perhaps the vow should be "Until slight disinterest do we part"I thought it was because men can't commit? It turns out they were actually inadequate boring stupid losers the whole time! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/05/26 01:27 AM |
| 1 | The elevation and rebranding of Nazi propagandist, Leni Riefenstahl, was promoted by 1970s feminists eager to see a successful female filmmaker.There are other, earlier women filmmakers to choose from too. In 1898, Alice Guy shot La Fée aux Choux, which was arguably the first film to have a plot. Who's the next female pioneer? Maybe Hanna Reitsch, the Luftwaffe test pilot. | /r/MensRights | 30/05/26 11:31 PM |
| 4 | why am i only finding situationships on this app? | WhereAreAllTheGoodMenIt'll pass. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/05/26 01:56 PM |
| 1 | I'm very independent soooo I want confident men to approach me. | WhereAreAllTheGoodMenIf the point she's looking to make is "I'm independent" then WTF is stopping her from saying something to the men? You are being logical. Stop it immediately. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/05/26 01:52 PM |
| 4 | If I was given the option to choose I would be a f’ing good looking dude.She's not talking about "men" in general, just the uber-hot ones. And she lets the uber-hot ones walk all over her because she ignores their red flags and forgives them for repeated outrages. Afterwards, she vents her spleen at the rest of us lesser beings for 1. not being uber-hot enough and 2. not indulging her highness enough. When it comes to the likes of you or me, she won't gladly overlook any minor misstep or petty slight. For she has high standards and expects better. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/03/26 11:18 PM |
| 9 | But I feel like I don't have a choice! | WhereAreAllTheGoodMenOne of the most crippling flaws of my upbringing is that I was raised to actually listen to women and take them seriously. Hoo boy, was that ever a strategic disadvantage. When a woman calls you a "good listener" and says stuff like "wow, I feel like I can tell you anything!" then that means you are expected to be her free psychotherapist-eunuch for all time. A big red sign ought to light up: "AND NOW... THE COMPLAINING." It's extremely damning praise and the best thing you can do is say "get th… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/03/26 11:21 PM |
| 9 | But I feel like I don't have a choice! | WhereAreAllTheGoodMenA woman in her 20s is complaining that the best men only want women in their 20s. I shudder to think about how terrible she'll feel when she's in her 30s or 40s. The most desirable men will then suddenly reveal themselves to be cradle-robbers! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/03/26 02:23 AM |
| 17 | But I feel like I don't have a choice! | WhereAreAllTheGoodMenShe's speaking hypothetically about her daughter and being a single mom. Yeah, she doesn't want that for her future and she can see it coming. (Not that there's anything she could possibly do to avert that disaster, but that's another story...) This entire litany of complaints make a lot more sense when you realize that: She wants a family specifically with a hawt Chad. Not with a man who is on her level, but with a hawt Chad and a hawt Chad alone. These are the rare kind of chick-magnets "who s… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/03/26 02:12 AM |
| 17 | On the dating apps everyone's fucking ugly! I'm sorry! | WhereAreAllTheGoodMenI think she might also have Talking Bitch Face (TBF), Happy Bitch Face (HBF), Brushing Teeth Bitch Face (BTBF), Reading Books Bitch Face (RBBF) and Sleeping Bitch Face (SBF), among many other similar conditions which encompass most human activity. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/03/26 10:37 PM |
| 2 | "Whoever you are-- I have always depended upon the kindness of strangers..." | WhereAreAllTheGoodMenHow do you think she got so far from her home to where she was writing from? Subsisting upon strangers' generosity and the fickleness of fortune certainly sounds adventurous. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/03/26 08:29 AM |
| 31 | "Whatever happened to men going up to women?" she asks.One of the interesting things about sexual assault awareness on college campuses in the '90s was the number of foreign students who thought it sounded like utter nonsense. The things which were being called "rape" at the time were not considered rape in any other culture on earth. In contemporaneous Italy or France, if a woman went to a police station and said "I was dating a man for the last few months and tonight he invited me to his apartment and we had a few drinks and then he raped me." the… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/01/26 11:27 PM |
| 22 | "Whatever happened to men going up to women?" she asks.There was one memorable night out with friends when I was in my mid-20s. I was getting a drink at the bar and there was this rather attractive, diminutive blonde woman there. I tried to start a friendly conversation with her, and she was acting standoffish. With her upper lip curled up on one side as if I was somehow disgusting to her. I started getting a bit frustrated by her act and said "Hey hon, I'm perfectly safe to talk to." And she said "What, you're gay??" Sarcastically-- and I thought I… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/01/26 11:13 PM |
| 27 | "Whatever happened to men going up to women?" she asks.Women can do anything men can do! But they shouldn't have to if they don't feel like it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/01/26 11:47 AM |
| 42 | "Whatever happened to men going up to women?" she asks.They shouldn't need to show-up. Why aren't men bringing the parties to them?! Hell, why aren't men chewing women's food and spitting it down their throats?! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/01/26 08:54 AM |
| 122 | "Whatever happened to men going up to women?" she asks.1996: "TAKE BACK THE NIGHT!!!" 2006: "NO MEANS NO!!!" 2016: "#MeToo!!!" 2026: "WHY WON'T MEN APPROACH WOMEN?!?!?!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/01/26 08:06 AM |
| 0 | ♫ ♪ Short people got no reason to live... ♪ ♫She is a 6 at best. Then she deserves an 11. Seriously, those 9s and 10s need to better themselves to become worthy. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/01/26 02:33 AM |
| 5 | She ONLY got "hundreds" of DMs?? Not millions of them?? There is no justice in this ugly ugly world...Maybe because DMing all of those fellows would involve competing with hotter, younger women, and competition implies making an effort and that is something which she cannot abide. She's a woman, dammit, so she needn't lift a finger or spend a cent. If the hottest tippy-top men won't compete on bended knee for her fair hand, then she would prefer to die alone. And if a winning lottery ticket won't fly in through her window, then there ARE no lotteries-- except for the hundreds of disgusting lotte… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/01/26 11:15 PM |
| 10 | She ONLY got "hundreds" of DMs?? Not millions of them?? There is no justice in this ugly ugly world..."Adurr, I don't get this, why the hate for a well educated woman? Adurr! Derpa derp!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/01/26 10:46 AM |
| 10 | She ONLY got "hundreds" of DMs?? Not millions of them?? There is no justice in this ugly ugly world...It's not hate; men just don't particularly care. Of course, it's a good side dish to have on the edge of the plate but it's not the meat & potatoes. For her to start-off with that information is fairly pointless. Similarly, men don't care about what kind of seat upholstery her car has, the brand of mascara she favors and how many shoeboxes are piled up in her closet. Similarly, a man probably shouldn't introduce himself to a woman by bragging about how many pairs of socks he owns. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/12/25 11:40 PM |
| 9 | Am i overdemanding? Answers on a postcard, please.It's working already. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/12/25 11:03 PM |
| 9 | Am i overdemanding? Answers on a postcard, please.That kind of negative thinking is a real downer. Don't be a Gloomy Gus, be a Positive Pete! If you imagine that such a man exists, then he does exist and you deserve him, Girlfriend! You need to build up your self esteem. Go get dolled-up, be rip-roarin' drunk at the singles bar and fuck as many hawt dudes as you can grab with all of your appendages. That'll prove how desirable you really are! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/12/25 12:50 AM |
| 30 | Am i overdemanding? Answers on a postcard, please.Sounds like you're just intimidated by a demanding aged woman who doesn't particularly like anything about you and will make you sleep in your own bedroom, but is utterly terrified of dying alone & unloved. You inadequate wuss, you. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/12/25 11:53 PM |
| 25 | Am i overdemanding? Answers on a postcard, please.I don't think any sex is involved. My guess is that she decided that she wants to try shooting documentaries or artsy productions and wants someone to pay for a better camera and professional editing equipment. She doesn't do sex anymore because it's dirty and she's already had plenty. Her future partner will need to "get serious" and stop thinking about icky fleshy stuff. "Again with your hand on my knee! I told you, I don't like that anymore!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/12/25 11:39 PM |
| 7 | Do single men, like, like, go anywhere without a chaperone?they would want to hook up with her instead of actualy 10/10 girls because... ...of her amazing opinions and her magic vagina, but mostly her magic vagina. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/12/25 05:56 AM |
| 30 | As a woman who used to subscribe to feminism, I'm here to say that feminism is an utter lie and it is ruining our generation.You know the "WE CAN DO IT!" poster from WWII which showcased the emblematic Rosie the Riveter image of that era? One of the possible inspirations for that was a temporary assembly line worker named Geraldine Doyle. 3 weeks after starting her 'We Can Do It' factory job, she decided to quit because she didn't want to get injured by machinery. Then she married a dentist, had a few kids and became a stereotypical '50s housewife. | /r/MensRights | 02/12/25 09:22 AM |
| 14 | Do single men, like, like, go anywhere without a chaperone?Her complaints are completely, wholly empty. She gets offers, she just doesn't care because they don't fulfill whatever idiot fantasy is dancing in her head. I remember, back in the late 1990s and when online dating was a relatively new thing, I matched with a woman on Yahoo! Personals. This was true blind dating. We seemed to hit it off with conversation, and she invited me to meet-up with her at work. That made me blink in surprise: "At work??" and she said that, yes, she wanted me to come to … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/12/25 08:02 AM |
| 68 | Do single men, like, like, go anywhere without a chaperone?"Good looking wealthy men" are "Men". Having a beach-facing house and a sports car, perhaps appearing on TV or in the occasional movie, are just the unremarkable default states for such "Real Men." Everyone else is a nameless, faceless man-shaped thing that exists to pay for her meals and move heavy furniture for her. He-- that thing barely qualifies for the adjective "he"-- is a man in form and appearance only, not in substance. It's not a Real Man, much like the False Scotsman who doesn't drin… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/11/25 11:29 PM |
| 13 | Guessing free meal was the goalShe must've been one of those pathetic "pick me" girls who lack a sense of self worth. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/11/25 12:07 AM |
| 18 | Guessing free meal was the goalThey seem to believe that putting on makeup is some kind of giant imposition, so that's a giant piece of her "effort" there. Then, there's the selection and wearing of clothes. She has "nothing to wear" in her closet full of outfits, and she spends 2 hours mixing and matching, before settling on jeans, an old sweater and sneakers. That's another huge effort. Not to mention she has to pretend to like your jokes and pretend to be interested in what you have to say. That's big time "emotional labor… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/11/25 12:02 AM |
| 15 | Guessing free meal was the goalShe could have given any other reason or done her thing in a completely different way. She could've said "I've been avoiding alcohol lately", which sounds perfectly reasonable. Or, hey, how about this: She said 'sure!' to the drinks, "let's go to O'Dhouls on Maple Street". Then, in person there, let's say she hits it off really well with him. Then, after a drink and a laugh, she says: "I haven't had dinner, do you want to get something to eat?" and that would be a segue into food. ...like... eit… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/11/25 11:42 PM |
| 22 | Guessing free meal was the goalThere's nothing romantic about it, she wants filet mignon on someone else's dime. I swear to god, these single moms really are galling sometimes. It's not enough that you take them out for an evening, you have to take them out for their specified evening. Right down to the goddamned napkin rings and/or finger bowls, fuck whatever your idea is. Because that's classy or something. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/11/25 12:07 PM |
| 12 | Guessing free meal was the goalI used to work in a consulting firm, too. I also liked going out for drinks after a long day at work. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/11/25 12:02 PM |
| 31 | Guessing free meal was the goalDrinking makes her fat?? Water is a drink, and it's zero cal. Why is it women like this are always "I like it when a man takes the lead!" and then argue about where they're led? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/11/25 11:58 AM |
| 7 | The Dark Side Of Dating: Another male bashing documentary on Channel 5"I had to help pay for an appetizer" EVERY WOMAN'S NIGHTMARE... | /r/MensRights | 25/11/25 11:35 AM |
| 19 | Maybe the "right men" were the ones that you used to enjoy rejecting the most? Just a thought.But a Real Man wouldn't complain of being gossiped about! Only someone who wasn't a Real Man would make a statement like yours, obviously. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/11/25 04:16 AM |
| 16 | Maybe the "right men" were the ones that you used to enjoy rejecting the most? Just a thought.Do you want to find someone or not? Yes, but he must do all the work like only a Real Man can. She wishes to remain a brash, annoying complainer who shoots rejection from her comfortable machine gun nest. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/11/25 03:58 AM |
| 1 | The Femosphere pretends to blame capitalism for male loneliness then blames menThen use the poisoned skittle analogy for men ...which is normally called "stereotyping" when applied to any other group of people. There's no such thing as behavior which is universally 'right' or 'wrong' for everybody, see. Only behavior which disadvantages the out-group (good) and disadvantages the in-group (bad). The out-group are evil bastards for doing exactly as the saintly in-group does. | /r/MensRights | 18/11/25 11:15 PM |
| 6 | The Femosphere pretends to blame capitalism for male loneliness then blames menSpeaking personally, I find it really really funny that the most outspoken feminists that I come across in my work situations seem to have way more interpersonal clashes with the other women in the office, while I somehow manage to fly under the radar. They probably thought that I'm gay or something. | /r/MensRights | 18/11/25 01:56 PM |
| 15 | The Femosphere pretends to blame capitalism for male loneliness then blames menself identified male feminists Haven't you heard? Those are the only feminists that you're officially allowed to dump shit on. Nobody hates them as much as Team Feminism does. It's as if they want to have their own little minority that they're allowed to kick around. I don't know if you ever heard of Glenn Sacks, but years ago he hosted a kind of online radio show about men's issues. He was perfectly respectful to his feminist guests. Affable, well-spoken, did his homework, and made appeals of t… | /r/MensRights | 18/11/25 01:38 PM |
| 22 | The Femosphere pretends to blame capitalism for male loneliness then blames men20 years ago, back before this author got a professional editor, her product was thinly-hidden and ham-fisted man-hating. Like, she didn't even try to gussy it up, as if she were a parody feminazi crafted by Rush Limbaugh's own writing team. And she got repeatedly busted for lying and saying indefensible, bigoted things when she attempted to move on to more respectable job opportunities. Naturally, Salon-- and the 'die cis scum'-tattooed portion of their readership-- adored her ability to type-u… | /r/MensRights | 18/11/25 01:01 PM |
| 1 | What Did Men Do to Deserve This?Why do men base their worth on their ability to support a woman financially and reproduce? You first might want to judiciously survey all the women out there who reflexively, shamelessly, declare that they expect a man to pull in 6 figures a year. THEN, after investigating that, you might start to get an idea of where stupid stupid men get their craaaaaazy ideas from. I would prefer not to judge my self-worth on my earnings, but my opinion means little in the face of popular female disagreements… | /r/MensRights | 18/11/25 11:39 AM |
| 12 | Do any of you also think/feel this?My issue from dating is that all of the work you put in is pouring effort into an empty void. Then, after a while, they complain to me about the selfish bastards that they've been fucking the whole time that I thought I was dating them. They can fuck whomever they like. Just don't expect me to pay for their meals and cocktails and then expect me to help raise kids from some selfish bastard that I've never met. That's how I see it. | /r/MensRights | 18/11/25 10:59 AM |
| 1 | Infuriating article by Vice: “Mankeeping Is Why Women Are Done With Dating”Honestly, people could learn a lot from gay men. | /r/MensRights | 18/11/25 10:39 AM |
| 3 | Infuriating article by Vice: “Mankeeping Is Why Women Are Done With Dating”Vice really tried to fill a kind of special niche in the media system. It tried to bridge a gap between mainstream moneymaking media and Hunter S. Thompson-style gonzo media, but it had no coherent business model. It tried to capitalize on left-libertarian disenchantment with the media using a strategy of throwing everything at the wall in hopes of something going viral. | /r/MensRights | 18/11/25 10:34 AM |
| 1 | Infuriating article by Vice: “Mankeeping Is Why Women Are Done With Dating”You know-- I'm going to tell you-- Palestinian women and Iranian women are really wonderful. They're real sweethearts. I'm going to make a suggestion: Meet women who didn't grow up speaking English. Maybe even learn their languages. I think you'll find an incredible difference. Try some Spanish or Arabic, just give it a try. | /r/MensRights | 18/11/25 10:29 AM |
| 1 | Infuriating article by Vice: “Mankeeping Is Why Women Are Done With Dating”It's funny; about 20 years ago, women bemoaned the lack of men who could "communicate" and "express their feelings." That was bullshit all along, wasn't it. Meanwhile, these same women would complain for hours and hours about every bullshit trivial slight and inconvenience that they ever encountered. Their cousin said such-and-such, boo-hoo, isn't that horrible? Then their co-worker said such-and-such, boo-hoo, isn't that horrible? Then their mother said such-and-such, isn't that so goddamned ho… | /r/MensRights | 18/11/25 10:22 AM |
| 10 | Ick! Elite men have hobbies and work out to stay fit! | WhereAreAllTheGoodMenDakota Fanning Who? Wake me up when it's zombie Mamie van Doren wearing a bullet bra. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/11/25 06:49 AM |
| 9 | There aren't enough tats or piercings on this "lady." Hard pass.Ahh, what great artists that era brought us. Blade. Taki 183. Phase 2. Fat Lydia the Tattooed Lady... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/09/25 12:29 PM |
| 5 | I've finally found the single mom of my dreams... wait, she's a Virgo? My astrologist warned me about them.That's what we do, Miss. That's what we do. Selfless generosity with stoic silence and a stiff upper lip. You know what I love the most? DUTIES! Not benefits. Duties. Duties which are hard and unsparing. Obligations. Debts to pay. Boxes to lift. Sinks to unclog. Diapers to change. Narrow, high ethical paths to walk. Toil and gumption and good, honest sweat are what we're all about! Yesmiss! ...What's that? You're offering me a good relationship? With loving support? Maybe some physical affection… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/08/25 10:27 AM |
| 1 | I've finally found the single mom of my dreams... wait, she's a Virgo? My astrologist warned me about them.I can understand someone jokingly referring to themselves as being crazy. Hell, I've done that many a time myself. The Internet is a poor medium for expressing sarcasm, irony and unserious tones. And context matters. If I said that I'd eaten somebody's liver, grilled it with fava beans and a nice Chianti-- without having seen 'Silence of the Lambs'-- I'd probably find it kind of gross instead of a being a movie reference. But as for this woman... that 'multiple personalities' thing doesn't look … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/08/25 10:23 AM |
| 7 | An Indian guy?!?! OH NO NOT THAT!!11!!!But but-- what if he wasn't Indian, but Sri Lankan? Would that change the calculus? Or, like, what if he was an octaroon from Trinidad who was a fifth cousin of the author Earl Lovelace and had certain shellfish allergies? Would that matter a damn? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/08/25 03:17 AM |
| 36 | An Indian guy?!?! OH NO NOT THAT!!11!!!Women can have all the criteria they want when it comes to finding a mate, but there comes a point to where that very same criteria is SO stringent that eventually NO man qualifies. They can be as picky as they want to be and they can act like 'choosy beggars' all they want. Just as long as they 1. don't call men 'pigs' for having standards of their own and 2. don't pretend that men have the easy job in courtship. ...and a lot of them habitually do both of those things at the same time, so draw … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/08/25 04:06 AM |
| 1 | Sometimes, not even the AI can successfully hide when you're a giant pain in the keisterBy the way, I released an audiobook recently. If you like books but hate reading, this one's 12 hours of seat-gripping hilarity and forehead-slapping hijinks. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/07/25 07:51 AM |
| 6 | Sometimes, not even the AI can successfully hide when you're a giant pain in the keisterHow much do you want to know, really? Basically put: the kinds of dudes that she's throwing herself at don't bother to put-in the effort it takes to fulfill her fantasies. You're right that it's not an 'investment' in the strict sense that the 'investor' isn't supposed to get a return on his investment. She is allowed to take the investment and say "you're really great and everything-- I like you but... I don't LIKE LIKE you. Sorry but, I'm just not feeling it." at which point she can walk-off w… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/07/25 07:45 AM |
| 8 | Sometimes, not even the AI can successfully hide when you're a giant pain in the keisterI like how she doesn't need a man, but unending and unconditional generosity is nonetheless highly attractive to her-- it's a must have characteristic for him to possess, I daresay-- but she doesn't need his money. She just, like, wants it. Really really really badly. Money doesn't matter to her. Except when he fails to cough up enough of it when she demands it. Then it matters. And he must do it joyfully, too. Like a flight attendant, and smiling robotically like a wide-eyed Balinese dancing gi… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/07/25 11:06 PM |
| 10 | Hey let's listen to a washed-up, has-been harpy complain about stupid, useless menWomen like this only improve with age and the men around them continually get worse. Just ask them and they can tell you allllll about it in exquisite detail. I'm currently lurking on a dating app, ostensibly for high income people, and all the women in my age group are like clones of each other: Miss lawyer/executive/entrepreneur (maybe with an immaterial kid or two) who thinks that her status makes her more desirable, but it only makes her more demanding while her demands become ever more elab… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/07/25 10:44 PM |
| 7 | Not enough metal bits, tats or kids. Hard pass.The would-be suitor is expected to fly to meet her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/06/25 11:04 AM |
| 9 | Not enough metal bits, tats or kids. Hard pass.I was thinking of blurring that out, actually. I'm not much of an anti-semite. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/06/25 02:30 AM |
| 11 | Like, why do strange guys, like, say they'll bring you a shot and then, like, not bring the shot? Like, how rude, like, what ev-errrr, like, gag meh with a spewn, like, gawd, like, what's WRONG with guys these days, like seriously?!I actually feel sorry for her. She seems traumatized by the experience. As if she's mourning a death. I'd hate to see how wounded she'd feel if her phone battery ran out of juice. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/06/25 01:16 PM |
| 5 | Useless, selfish blob seeks hardworking, selfless servant. Why yes, she has a nose ring.You too can learn the secret. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/06/25 08:09 AM |
| 50 | Useless, selfish blob seeks hardworking, selfless servant. Why yes, she has a nose ring.I make big money posting here. You wouldn't believe the profit margins on Reddit posts. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/06/25 10:07 AM |
| 43 | Useless, selfish blob seeks hardworking, selfless servant. Why yes, she has a nose ring.She said "celibate", not "virgin" She's not a hypocrite: she had sex but she doesn't want it any more. Therefore, you must subsist upon her fabulous personality and skills. Maybe she plays Parchisi really well or something. Or she has lots of opinions about the singing styles of Ariane Grande or somesuch. You have all of that to look forward to, plus her sundry medical issues, while taking care of her kid's dental bills, school supplies and repeated trips to Disneyworld. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/06/25 10:04 AM |
| 12 | Me want wedding. No want be wife, WEDDING.If "everything" is racist and sexist, then that includes herself and is self-incriminating. The only thing I really remember from her rather vapid grifting career: her senior thesis in whatever softheaded gender studies department that she graduated from was available online. She posited some kind of feminist framework for judging media-- I'll set aside the fact that it was like a parody of a useless po-mo garbage-paper using a tendentious analysis which could only be riddled with selection bias… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/05/25 01:03 PM |
| 12 | Me want wedding. No want be wife, WEDDING.I'm trying to think of the male equivalent, and it might be a fat bald fellow trying to livestream a porn scene wherein he's fucking a bunch of inflatable dolls, except he can't hold an erection and the dolls keep leaking with sad 'pweeee' noises. And the crew is supposed to cheer "yeah! Rail those sexy Playboy centerfolds with your throbbing anaconda, you hot stallion!" For hilarious irony, he says. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/05/25 12:35 PM |
| 20 | Me want wedding. No want be wife, WEDDING.It didn't strike me as a 'flex' as much as fishing for attention. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/05/25 12:33 PM |
| 6 | This one only wants domestic trips, not internationalIt's yesterday's burger, actually. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/05/25 02:00 AM |
| 7 | This one only wants domestic trips, not internationalI've wondered: What would it take to convince me to wife-up a single mom like that. And, off the top of my head, there would be one important condition attached: Fine Miss, I will be the provider-type for you and your rugrat(s). Fine, okay, I will keep-up my side of that shit deal. But! You and your kid, neither in word nor in deed, will ever communicate a response of 'no' to any of my instructions or decisions, EVER, for any reason. And showing a lack of enthusiasm is right on the knife's edge … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/05/25 01:47 AM |
| 3 | This one only wants domestic trips, not internationalNope, never have been. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/05/25 01:36 AM |
| 6 | This one only wants domestic trips, not internationalShe must've been pretty good in the sack. Speaking for myself, even at the lowest and most hopeless-feeling time of my single life, I would have never lowered myself to that. Sorry, I should not say "lower myself", when I guess the preferred term is "stepping up" in an Orwellian sense. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/05/25 04:11 AM |
| 9 | Weekend Humor: Carol demands no golfersI'm just wondering how often they did this. If they worked full time, it would probably be on weekends, would it not? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/03/25 02:03 AM |
| 12 | "Do Men Even Like Women Anymore?"Oh, that's nothing. If you look at the historiography and logistics of public school textbooks for social studies, it's even worse. There is a progressively bigger gap between what historians know, what writers write, what publishers publish, what school districts buy, what teachers teach and what students actually get. I will say that over 98% of the stuff that I know about history-- and I might be conservative in making this estimate-- I'd learned either in addition to or despite what I was fo… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/02/25 08:10 AM |
| 17 | "Do Men Even Like Women Anymore?"She said the 6 ft tall was a preference, not a requirement. Much in the same way that big boobs are a preference, not a requirement, for the blonde, soubrette, Flemish-speaking burlesque dancer that I have in mind. The good looks, on the other hand? That's an absolute must-have and based on her judgement and the quality of the room's lighting. "Sense of humor" and "good job"? Only if he's good-looking, because there are plenty of men with good senses of humor and good jobs out there who won't ma… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/02/25 03:53 AM |
| 61 | "Do Men Even Like Women Anymore?"There was a well-publicized study in early 2015 which charged men with abandoning their cancer-stricken wives. Less well-publicized was the study's retraction some months later due to the data-crunchers' faulty code. Neither did the initial study ask who initiated the divorces or why, it was just assumed that men are running-off with hot lingerie models while their dying wives are bedridden. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/02/25 09:25 AM |
| 27 | "Do Men Even Like Women Anymore?"Look on the bright side: They'll never complain that you have too much money. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/02/25 09:06 AM |
| 40 | "Do Men Even Like Women Anymore?"You'd think. After year upon year of bellyaching about the burden of being so tantalizingly desirable, they certainly don't seem to enjoy its absence either. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/02/25 04:12 AM |
| 3 | I feel gaslighted by feminismI encourage you to look at academic research involving violence within lesbian relationships. (I recommend not showing it to anyone either, just keep it to yourself unless you want to needlessly make some enemies). Measurements reveal that violence within such relationships is not significantly different than violence within straight relationships. So whatever smugness there might be about how dangerous and violent hetero relationships are-- as predicted by feminist theory-- the predictions abou… | /r/MensRights | 30/12/24 12:38 AM |
| 22 | Welcome to the femosphere, the latest dark, toxic corner of the internet… for women | FeminismFDS was a hilarious drip-tray collection of sundry personality disorders. It didn't have much "strategy" for women, either. It was just a bunch of ever more elaborate demands of what men should do and have, and should not do and not have. Their only real strategy-- "fuck hot men until you happen to fuck the rich one"-- is what they wanted to do anyway. The biggest belly laugh I got was this one chick who posted a picture of herself, and... well, let's just say she reminded me of a well-molten va… | /r/MensRights | 30/12/24 12:12 AM |
| 6 | I feel gaslighted by feminismCritical thinking is an important skill which doesn't get taught very well. Again, I'm not suggesting you ought to disbelieve everything you read in the media. I know people who do that, and it's an extremely dark spiral to be caught in. Nor am I saying that feminists are always wrong-- a broken clock can be right twice a day-- just that they have an agenda. Social media has made everything worse. Every crank has their own fool opinion which, if well-marketed, spreads like wildfire. The best thi… | /r/MensRights | 29/12/24 01:39 AM |
| 7 | I feel gaslighted by feminismnothing but a somewhat clever way of forcing advantages for highly privilaged women. It really helps to see it that way, yes. A German socialist by the name of Clara Zetkin had an extremely prescient way of describing what she called "bourgeois feminism". See, the bourgeois feminist wishes to join the upper class by entering professions, requiring her to "exploit" the lower class. As for the men in her own class, they're competitors. She is at war with everyone, especially with the men nearest t… | /r/MensRights | 29/12/24 01:11 AM |
| 6 | I feel gaslighted by feminismHi, man-- I'd like to reply to this because you are correct in surmising that you have been gaslit by feminism. And, what's more, this has been happening for a very long time. I'd like to tell you a few stories from my own past to illustrate. I think a big piece of it really started in the early 1990s. It was boom-time for what got called '3rd Wave feminism", and their perspective was gobbled up by an extremely gullible media. During my senior year in high school-- I went to one of those rich, w… | /r/MensRights | 29/12/24 12:54 AM |
| 11 | I guess "ultraconservative" means that she was one of them pro-Brexit peopleBefore Brexit, she's all: Take back control!! Blue passports!! Goodbye, Brussels! After Brexit, she's all: Will you help me buy food this year?? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/10/24 08:08 AM |
| 20 | Impressive. The first dating profile to ever give me a headache.It seems de rigeur for women to seek partners while adamantly denying that they're seeking a partner. She wrote an awful lot for someone who isn't serious. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/10/24 02:14 AM |
| 35 | Impressive. The first dating profile to ever give me a headache.It all has a very "my stuff is mine, your stuff is ours" thread running through it. You must be prepared to sacrifice for our family, comprised of her kids, etc. Her kids come first. Then her. Then the horse. Then the goats. Then you, if you live up to her demands. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/10/24 01:05 AM |
| 27 | Impressive. The first dating profile to ever give me a headache.She typed this on her phone and her thumbs got tired, so she couldn't finish. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/10/24 12:42 AM |
| 11 | Do you think it's possible to find someone who won't judge you for your past?Don't judge me by my past! Judge me by my future... all the way to the year 3525, where humans live inside of glowing cryo-pods made of Solid Light and wear BrainMan-brand broadcasting helmets powered by zero-point fusion energy to upload their thoughts to the Grand Collective GigaCube while their anti-grav exosuits fly through the cosmos, powered by miniature artificial black holes! Yes, judge me by that instead of by the shit I've actually said and done and tattooed across my head. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/09/24 12:32 PM |
| 7 | Do you think it's possible to find someone who won't judge you for your past?How about a coffee filter over each eye? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/09/24 12:16 PM |
| 12 | Do you think it's possible to find someone who won't judge you for your past?now that I'm in my 40s 😂 Once you fuck your brains out, it's hard to squeeze 'em back up into your drug-snorting nose. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/09/24 12:14 PM |
| 8 | It's not the number of red flags that you have, it's the SIZE that truly matters...I'm sure her mom and her mom's boyfriend are also working very hard to support the spawn. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/09/24 09:15 AM |
| 3 | Wash away all your bad choices and bungled relationships with Abusive Ex™️It's not Tinder; the app has more of an international clientele. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/08/24 01:39 PM |
| 7 | Her life could be a TV movie on NBC: "The Burning Bed II"She only smokes meth to wash-away the lingering taste of huffing paint fumes. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/08/24 10:38 AM |
| 3 | She sort of reminds me of Mimi Bobeck on the Drew Carey Show.Frau Farbissina, founder of the militant wing of the Salvation Army. They believe in using violence to make hobos wear old winter coats. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/08/24 10:36 AM |
| 3 | Is she "joking" though?When I was 10, I got my hands on a recording of W C Field's old radio shows with Edgar & Charlie McCarthy. The visual gags in his films are like an early Benny Hill. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/08/24 01:01 PM |
| 20 | Nostalgia post: she's sick of men on dating apps who talk about hiking "at nozium"The "all bodies are beautiful" kinds of ads very rarely show two sexes together. But, when they do, it's always a fat chick with a normal-looking man. Never the other way around. Such pictures are so rare because they give the game away. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/08/24 12:41 PM |
| 9 | Nostalgia post: she's sick of men on dating apps who talk about hiking "at nozium"It's next to Kweezyville. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/08/24 12:38 PM |
| 13 | Nostalgia post: she's sick of men on dating apps who talk about hiking "at nozium"Or perhaps she's just a citter bunt? Who can really tell? Not I... ...not I. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/08/24 12:37 PM |
| 2 | I don't think I want to be someone's girlfriend forever.But where's the thrill of the chase in that? And by such, I mean "the thrill of being wined and dined"? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/08/24 11:35 AM |
| 3 | If she wants a "1950's style relationship" then I'm gonna duck and coverFor the younger dudes who might not've seen the Civil Defense propaganda starring Bert the Turtle... if only the people of Hiroshima had seen such a film, they might've been protected from the lead-melting heat and supersonic shockwave by their mighty writing desks. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/07/24 07:50 AM |
| 11 | ♫♪ Traditionnnnnn... tradition! .... Tradition! ♪♫It's from a website ostensibly for high income people. In addition to the lazy sugar babies in their early 20s who post few words and expect their pictures alone to bring-in attention, the high-income women are mainly in their 40s and expect to be bought and pampered like courtesans while looking like brothel madams. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/07/24 11:26 PM |
| 17 | ♫♪ Traditionnnnnn... tradition! .... Tradition! ♪♫For the younger dudes who might not have seen the musical... and in "To Life," Tevye turns out to be a total party animal. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/07/24 01:51 PM |
| 15 | No small kids. Except for hers. Also, [cheap joke about cocks].That's a very generous concession, to be sure. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/07/24 02:23 AM |
| 40 | No small kids. Except for hers. Also, [cheap joke about cocks].That's an excellent question. I don't think it's strictly the moms who do that. The older single women have pretty elaborate lists of demands as well. Perhaps it's partly the tendency of one's consumption habits and specificity of tastes to increase over time. It's no longer impressive to go on a spontaneous road trip to Myrtle Beach for the weekend, now you've gotta be flown first class to Barbados. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/07/24 10:56 PM |
| 7 | Happy Birthday!Well, some peppy post-punk '80s music ought to remind her of her childhood and cheer her up. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/07/24 10:47 PM |
| 3 | Sure she's got 4 kids and freckles, but how many freckles are they?At least she is honest about having 4 kids, that gives plus points. There's a silver lining to every cloud... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/07/24 07:52 AM |
| 6 | Sure she's got 4 kids and freckles, but how many freckles are they?How do you know it ain't three dads? Twins are a thing, you know! Wink, wink, nudge nudge! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/07/24 07:50 AM |
| 14 | Single mom with kids clearly from different fathers wonders why her future husband is still hiding.You're kidding, right? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/06/24 10:53 PM |
| 4 | Yet another overweight kween demanding 6ft and 6 figures.She weighs a lot more than 6.6 pounds, tho. Because of all the fat she's got on her body. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/06/24 10:27 PM |
| 53 | Yet another overweight kween demanding 6ft and 6 figures.I'd swipe this one so hard left, she'd go flying off that boat into the sea. Which would cause a massive environmental disaster resulting in shoals of dead ocean life up and down the coast. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/06/24 12:54 PM |
| 6 | Her Alpha provider and gift-giver must also be considerate and undemandingWhat child? She doesn't seem to want kids. And if she ever wants kids, she can find a more worthy sperm donor with far larger generative organs while you're out developing your career. She'll let you know if she needs anything afterward. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/06/24 09:32 AM |
| 5 | Her Alpha provider and gift-giver must also be considerate and undemandingNotice how she didn't speak on what the man would be getting out of this pairing other than being "allowed" to protect and provide. The pleasure of protecting and providing. The satisfaction borne of your selfless generosity should be more than enough to sustain you. Sure, you don't work your day job just for feeling the satisfaction of labor for its own sake, but that's different. That paycheck is hers because you just love to give it away after you've earned it! Without her, you wouldn't be ab… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/06/24 09:21 AM |
| 7 | Her Alpha provider and gift-giver must also be considerate and undemandingHer household concierge service must also be handsome. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/06/24 09:20 AM |
| 1 | Don't settle for being a failure when you can be the biggest failure in townI've never used that service, so I genuinely don't know. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/06/24 10:33 PM |
| 10 | Her Alpha provider and gift-giver must also be considerate and undemandingCharming quirkiness, bemusing foibles and the occasional sharp sarcastic "wit" directed at you. As long as you keep her completely satisfied and entertained and left alone, she'll leave you alone occasionally too. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/06/24 10:31 PM |
| 30 | Her Alpha provider and gift-giver must also be considerate and undemandinga fit man Well... not obese at least. So he should work-out, but shower afterwards so he doesn't smell. Also: since she has access to chemicals, a little dose of saltpeter in the alpha's morning coffee should blunt his libido during the day so his bothersome pee-pee shan't tumescently make itself known at any inconvenient times for her, no sir-ree. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/06/24 01:04 PM |
| 24 | Her Alpha provider and gift-giver must also be considerate and undemandingTo give some context, she claims to have worked in some kind of chemistry lab and enjoys tinkering with chemicals at home. The curiosity instinct is admirable, but if you've ever looked in a scientific supply catalog, some lab glassware is pricey so a would-be Alpha Hero should subsidize her hobby at his own risk. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/06/24 12:52 PM |
| 12 | Protect me and provide for me...but leave me the f**k alone."He was hot and bought me a strawberry Daiquiri." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/06/24 12:43 PM |
| 5 | Protect me and provide for me...but leave me the f**k alone.I have always been really interested by the vicissitudes of ideology. When I was 16, I could talk at length about how the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact stunned and befuddled the world, and today (because it is verboten to honestly teach about that pact in Russia) calling Stalin a Nazi-collaborator until Barbarossa would outrage anyone within Putin's inner circle (ostensibly, at least). And yet, that is the historical case (on cue, the CPUSA stopped criticizing Hitler in late August, 1939). One of the … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/06/24 08:10 AM |
| 2 | Protect me and provide for me...but leave me the f**k alone.This one is rather a sensible chuckle. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/06/24 06:53 AM |
| 9 | How does someone who looks like a victim get a good man?His soul needs to be tall and good-looking or it wasn't meant to be. I don't see what's so difficult for you men to comprehend about that. Also, his soul needs to have a real job. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/06/24 10:33 PM |
| 18 | Protect me and provide for me...but leave me the f**k alone.Swipe the direction of your political affiliation. "Why do I keep attracting Nazis?" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/06/24 09:46 PM |
| 18 | What's up with the benevolent sexism theory?It's one of the euphemisms they use to paper-over the internal contradictions of their ill-conceived theories. See also: 'pink tax' to explain why some women-specific goods command higher premiums, without acknowledging that the cheaper, non-gendered equivalent good is freely available for purchase. Or 'pink ghetto' to explain why women aren't piling into occupations that feminists say they ought to. | /r/MensRights | 19/06/24 12:40 PM |
| 6 | Women don't have the equivalent of "The Red Pill"Scar was smart, though. Think more Starscream trying to be like Megatron but failing at it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/06/24 10:25 PM |
| 14 | Women don't have the equivalent of "The Red Pill"(DAMN): A Handbook I got my hands of a free copy once and part of me began to wonder whether it was written by a man who was pretending to be the most evil woman he could imagine. It was straight-out cartoon villain monologue, very hard to take seriously. Like "This is how you defame someone through social media" instructions and MRA talking points with the values inverted. If that's the case, it was a masterful satire. If not, the person was a not-very-bright sociopath who needs to be undergoin… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/06/24 11:09 AM |
| 15 | Women don't have the equivalent of "The Red Pill"Oh yeah, lots of people used to meet through work. Academic couples, doctors marrying nurses, etc. Yep in the olden days, workplace sexual harassment was a patriarchal weapon which caused women to fall in love with and marry their vile assailants. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/06/24 11:03 AM |
| 22 | Women don't have the equivalent of "The Red Pill"Yeah, I was wondering that too. It spans saying "hello" unenthusiastically to screaming obscenities while carving a swastika into the table with a Mindanao kalis dagger. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/06/24 10:58 AM |
| 6 | I dunno what 'veristile' means, but she's definitely one of those people. Maybe it's slang for 'mutated'The opposite of being treated "right" is being treated "left"? Or with indifference, perhaps. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/06/24 09:23 AM |
| 30 | Women don't have the equivalent of "The Red Pill"How "hostile" dating is for women? Oh yes, it's a veritable torture chamber for the ladies. Sometimes, restaurants have the air conditioners cranked up to full blast without once even considering how it would affect someone wearing a cleavage-baring garment. And don't get me started on how swinish men are for not pulling your chair out for you anymore! It's constant insults and indignities and microaggressions being heaped on you, all evening long. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/06/24 04:45 AM |
| 9 | I dunno what 'veristile' means, but she's definitely one of those people. Maybe it's slang for 'mutated'I found the perfect man for her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/06/24 12:05 AM |
| 6 | I dunno what 'veristile' means, but she's definitely one of those people. Maybe it's slang for 'mutated'I thought they were a music group popular among lesbians? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/06/24 11:22 PM |
| 1 | I'm sick of people accusing me of being "entitled" and viewing women as "sex objects" simply because I wanna date and experience what the rest of humanity has.Context matters. Tinder is a hookup fuck app, much as how Domino's is a pizza joint. To pretend otherwise is to be as dense as a block of molybdenum. You don't go the fruit stand to buy a car battery. You've gone to the wrong place with both of your eyes open, you twit. | /r/MensRights | 13/06/24 10:13 AM |
| 4 | I'm sick of people accusing me of being "entitled" and viewing women as "sex objects" simply because I wanna date and experience what the rest of humanity has.Everyone knows that Tinder is for swapping cookie recipes and sharing puppy videos. | /r/MensRights | 11/06/24 01:34 PM |
| 8 | I'm sick of people accusing me of being "entitled" and viewing women as "sex objects" simply because I wanna date and experience what the rest of humanity has.They're only puritans when it comes to one half the population. | /r/MensRights | 11/06/24 12:23 PM |
| 13 | I'm sick of people accusing me of being "entitled" and viewing women as "sex objects" simply because I wanna date and experience what the rest of humanity has.Why would people be harsh to shut someone up? Because not everybody is as wise and wonderful as your magnificent self. | /r/MensRights | 11/06/24 04:50 AM |
| 13 | I'm sick of people accusing me of being "entitled" and viewing women as "sex objects" simply because I wanna date and experience what the rest of humanity has."Objectifying women is not a fallacy" no, but the accusation is extremely easy to thoughtlessly throw-around as a bludgeon to shut people up. And you asking "does he actually deserve the bludgeon?" isn't very helpful either. | /r/MensRights | 11/06/24 04:42 AM |
| 13 | I'm sick of people accusing me of being "entitled" and viewing women as "sex objects" simply because I wanna date and experience what the rest of humanity has.The individual up top who posted the statement, did they mistreat someone? | /r/MensRights | 11/06/24 04:30 AM |
| 14 | I'm sick of people accusing me of being "entitled" and viewing women as "sex objects" simply because I wanna date and experience what the rest of humanity has.So how do you read the contents of someone's mind to know "how they see" someone? Are you a telepath? | /r/MensRights | 11/06/24 04:25 AM |
| 26 | I'm sick of people accusing me of being "entitled" and viewing women as "sex objects" simply because I wanna date and experience what the rest of humanity has.I find the phrase "sex object" to be extraordinarily silly; why would anyone want to have a romantic relationship with an object? In order for them to make that accusation, they would need to know the contents of your head. And they don't. You've spoken to women before, surely. If so, then you don't see them as objects. You don't talk to objects. You don't cook for objects. You don't invite objects to parties. This is called "interaction" and you do it with humans. What's the difference between … | /r/MensRights | 11/06/24 03:59 AM |
| 10 | Has she considered posting a dating profile?Go easy on her! She was young and stupid in the past. But today, she's not so young. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/06/24 02:58 AM |
| 11 | Has she considered posting a dating profile?It takes two people to have "regular unprotected sex." That's why it's all the man's fault: He did everything. All the woman did was lie there and let nature happen to her. Her every success and victory in life? Her every prideful achievement? Every contest she has won, every paycheck, every diploma: Those were entirely her own doing, hip hip hooray. But not the pregnancy bit. That was random bad luck and the causes were largely mysterious. You know how it is. Meteors fall from space. Lightning … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/06/24 02:40 AM |
| 3 | Has she considered posting a dating profile?Ah, yeah it was the same one. ... really some of these posts are all carbon copies off the same negative. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/06/24 01:12 AM |
| 4 | And the author "should" keep her trap shut, but that ain't gonna happen eitherhitler or ted bundy. ...Teddolf Bundtlery! ...Destro and Dr Mindbender combed the tombs of the most evil leaders in history and from their genetic tissues, produced a composite clone possessing the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the cunning of Attila the Hun! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/06/24 01:05 AM |
| 13 | Has she considered posting a dating profile?They "found out" that they were pregnant. They were walking down the street, whistling a jaunty tune to themselves, thinking about the weather and BAM! They were each hit by the same Random Pregnancy Bus. Never saw it driving for them right up the sidewalk. And who has the time to dodge out of the way, anyway. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/06/24 10:46 PM |
| 3 | Has she considered posting a dating profile?Why do I picture both of these women as having been married to Joe Dirt? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/06/24 10:45 PM |
| 5 | And the author "should" keep her trap shut, but that ain't gonna happen eitherBut bears are cute. Winnie the Pooh. Teddy Ruxpin. Fozzie on the Muppet show. And lava looks warm and goopy, like fondue. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/06/24 10:44 PM |
| 6 | And the author "should" keep her trap shut, but that ain't gonna happen eithercouldn't agree more, the "Man or Bear" is the perfect example of this. About a week or two after I'd initially seen that silly garbage, NHK reported on a bear attacking someone in the woods up in Yamagata prefecture. I thought "Thank god it was just a harmless bear! Who knows what marrow-chilling horrors would have transpired had it been a human male??" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/06/24 07:49 AM |
| 9 | And the author "should" keep her trap shut, but that ain't gonna happen eitherYou chose poorly. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/06/24 10:33 PM |
| 12 | And the author "should" keep her trap shut, but that ain't gonna happen eithermaking straight white men uncomfortable Yes, she's very transgressive. I, for one, have uncomfortable eyes from rolling them excessively. My scoffing muscles have gotten a good workout, however. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/06/24 10:32 PM |
| 12 | And the author "should" keep her trap shut, but that ain't gonna happen eitherNo, her brand of "equality" is one way, with all of the goodies flowing to a very predictable place. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/06/24 02:06 PM |
| 19 | And the author "should" keep her trap shut, but that ain't gonna happen eitherBack in my grandpappy's day, they called 'em "morons" and they were held against their will in padded rooms. Before then, the term was "idiots." And before then, "imbeciles." Those were barbaric days, when do-gooders didn't try to cover-up all the rough edges of existence with styrofoam and bubble-wrap. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/06/24 02:04 PM |
| 17 | And the author "should" keep her trap shut, but that ain't gonna happen eitherI'm pretty sure he asking for redistribution upwards, which is the good kind. Not downwards, for that is the BAD kind. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/06/24 12:35 PM |
| 24 | And the author "should" keep her trap shut, but that ain't gonna happen eitherNobody can tell you that your feelings are wrong, sir. Facts and figures be damned. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/06/24 11:17 AM |
| 27 | And the author "should" keep her trap shut, but that ain't gonna happen eitherThis woman's analysis of society is an excellent example of what it means to have an extremely bad education. And, unsurprisingly, she wears her mental illness as a badge of pride. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/06/24 10:23 AM |
| 20 | And the author "should" keep her trap shut, but that ain't gonna happen eitherIf you're interested in more of the laughable, tinkertoy tripe that this genius produces (and masochists do exist), here's another gleaming bubble right from the septic tank. Frankly, it's refreshing how clearly she cops to having the mind of a soulless whore. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/06/24 09:47 AM |
| 9 | Don't settle for being a failure when you can be the biggest failure in townMoney doesn't matter to her, which is why she's posting that on a site which was explicitly for high-income people. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/06/24 10:40 PM |
| 12 | Don't settle for being a failure when you can be the biggest failure in townI could never make it without biting. Ask Mr. Chad. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/06/24 10:38 PM |
| 37 | Don't settle for being a failure when you can be the biggest failure in townThat’s a lie or she’s done a lot of smoking and drugs. Why can't she be lying and doing drugs? Don't underestimate her. She takes a lot of pride in her character and as a mother, so we should extend her the benefit of the doubt. Remember: Her heart is gold! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/06/24 02:10 PM |
| 32 | Don't settle for being a failure when you can be the biggest failure in townI was really impressed by this. I was like "She's really wearing a hoodie emblazoned with part of the "Up in Smoke" movie poster...? And brandishing a "fuck you" smartphone case ...? Really? Really? ... " I also began wondering if state EBT cards can be used to purchase Monster energy drinks. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/06/24 02:09 PM |
| 9 | Listen to her and fix her problems. That's it. That's the whole deal. And maybe an omelet bar might be good.Back in the late 90s, there was a mass-emailed thing that went around: "How to be the perfect feminist boyfriend." A list of demands from one of our morally-superior betters. One of the items on the list was a variant of "He doesn't hold the door open for you, but he holds it open." So yes, the mindset assumes male gallantry as an omnipresent resource to be drawn-upon, while the rhetoric sneers at it as entirely redundant and irritating. But don't stop providing it fella, that would be a terribl… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/06/24 10:25 PM |
| 7 | Listen to her and fix her problems. That's it. That's the whole deal. And maybe an omelet bar might be good.Perhaps the real problems are the friends we meet along the way? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/06/24 09:51 PM |
| 7 | Listen to her and fix her problems. That's it. That's the whole deal. And maybe an omelet bar might be good.At a brunch, it's where you order an omelet. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/06/24 09:50 PM |
| 7 | Listen to her and fix her problems. That's it. That's the whole deal. And maybe an omelet bar might be good.Because the first is not true and the second is generally true The true one. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/06/24 09:49 PM |
| 9 | Listen to her and fix her problems. That's it. That's the whole deal. And maybe an omelet bar might be good.I do have some standards. Pfsht. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/06/24 12:12 PM |
| 22 | Listen to her and fix her problems. That's it. That's the whole deal. And maybe an omelet bar might be good.You get to solve her personal issues and buy her Sunday morning mimosas & blueberry crepes. Isn't that enough? If you wish for anything more than the satisfaction of doing good deeds, then you're a psychopath who probably turns freshly-peeled human skins into lampshades. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/06/24 11:14 AM |
| 17 | Listen to her and fix her problems. That's it. That's the whole deal. And maybe an omelet bar might be good.She says she's studying accounting, and I actually believe her. It's certainly a sturdy career. Every organization needs one. It isn't a chick-magnet line of work, to be sure. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/06/24 10:36 AM |
| 11 | Everything I want but he's a Trumper.With Fire and Sword Ah. I needed to explain the Khmelnytsky Uprising to some Japanese people recently, and how it still means different things to the different sides. It really is necessary to show the maps and say "No, Poland-Lithuania was actually huge and was tied in to the Renaissance. This shouldn't be considered an obscure place." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/06/24 01:16 AM |
| 13 | Everything I want but he's a Trumper.No argument with that. But if someone asked me about my "Roman Empire", I'd find that confusing. I'd be like, uh, Trajan's column and the Dacian campaign? Artistically, it's an amazing monument which seems to echo the modern cinematic montage, but I don't spend all day thinking about it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/05/24 11:15 PM |
| 12 | Everything I want but he's a Trumper."...one of the first forms of financial freedom..." I remember reading some article somewhere that OnlyFans has a long-running problem with con artists peddling "account management services" or something to the women who post videos. They say "you're a very smart, busy and important woman and you don't have time to manage all of those big, dry numbers in your account. Why not let us do the difficult, boring not-fun work of pushing buttons for you while you go relax as the moolah rolls-in? For a … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/05/24 11:09 PM |
| 19 | Everything I want but he's a Trumper."In the grocery aisle..." That's funny. When I was growing-up, I remember listening to my older sister remark occasionally that a grocery store was the most pathetic place for men to pick-up women. To do so was creepy, weird, pathetic, all of these things. She instructed the men of the world to never ever ever do that, ever. Maybe because her boyfriend while in college had a part time job stacking shelves in such a store. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/05/24 11:03 PM |
| 9 | Everything I want but he's a Trumper.Women normally didn't care about my politics, as I recall. I was more likely to hear complaints about how the better-looking dude that she was fucking wasn't echoing enough of her beliefs. Now as for the entertainment that I was treating these women to, the particulars of that were of paramount importance. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/05/24 11:00 PM |
| 6 | That probably ain't her first time with a bunch of pearl necklacesThe food bank is for you, silly, after you've satisfied her wildest spending dreams. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/05/24 10:19 PM |
| 5 | That probably ain't her first time with a bunch of pearl necklacesIf she's slim, I'm goddamned Vincent Price dressed in a Sinestro costume, driving a kerosine-fueled Model A Ford across the Mare Imbrium while eating a footlong Italian Beef sub from Blimpie's through my open faceplate, firing a Krag–Jørgensen bolt-action rifle in the jet-black sky and striking a pinata full of Mexican stoplight candy on the Peak of Eternal Light. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/05/24 09:44 AM |
| 5 | That probably ain't her first time with a bunch of pearl necklacesI blame the site options. The self-penned stuff is her own idiocy, however. That's all on her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/05/24 09:39 AM |
| 6 | That probably ain't her first time with a bunch of pearl necklacesand food ain't cheap Depends on which foodbank you frequent. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/05/24 09:38 AM |
| 8 | That probably ain't her first time with a bunch of pearl necklacesFunny you should say that. I was just sitting on my beanbag chair stuffed full of money that I normally burn to ashes. I brought it to the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through 'Rogue Herrys' by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish. So, I curtailed my Walpoling activities, sallied forth, and infiltrated a place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles. Wouldn't you know it, I gave it away and traded it for some fermented milk curd inst… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/05/24 09:34 AM |
| 8 | That probably ain't her first time with a bunch of pearl necklacesHe got the wrong brand of yogurt. Peach, yes, but not sweet Georgia peach. No one wants a goddamned South Carolina peach!!1!! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/05/24 09:30 AM |
| 6 | That probably ain't her first time with a bunch of pearl necklacesPsht. I'd have been overjoyed if she'd taken care of a single tip. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/05/24 06:20 AM |
| 20 | That probably ain't her first time with a bunch of pearl necklacesOh yes, you refused to spend something would be a fine example of you valuing money more than how she values money. Money is literally not a concern for her now that you're around to take care of the man's job. I actually used to have that argument before, with the ex. After the whole "If you won't buy me the stupid, expensive thing I want on impulse, it means you don't love me!" spiel, I'd be like: "You ever notice that it's always me taking you out to places and me covering all of our mutual e… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/05/24 10:24 PM |
| 13 | That probably ain't her first time with a bunch of pearl necklacesEveryone in the town already had a ride. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/05/24 02:07 PM |
| 40 | That probably ain't her first time with a bunch of pearl necklacesYou mean a real abuse victim typically wouldn't try to brag about it, right up front? Funny how she managed to get 50/50 shared custody with an abuser, innit. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/05/24 01:52 PM |
| 30 | That probably ain't her first time with a bunch of pearl necklacesIf she were a Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor, she'd be Pistachio White-trashio. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/05/24 01:45 PM |
| 38 | That probably ain't her first time with a bunch of pearl necklacesMoney's not important, but you'd better be prepared to spend it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/05/24 11:47 AM |
| 17 | “Why do top tier men ghost me?” Answer at the end.She meant to say she's truly "in dependence" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/05/24 05:51 AM |
| 21 | “Why do top tier men ghost me?” Answer at the end.Come for the spinster, stay for the hamster! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/05/24 11:21 PM |
| 13 | since I pay all my own bills due to being single.Men are too frightened of her magnificence. Not because she's an insufferable, worn-out, jaded harpy. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/05/24 02:42 PM |
| 8 | since I pay all my own bills due to being single.You know what terrifies me the most? No, not maggots eating their way out through the backs of my eyeballs. No sirree. What really shoots ice water through my veins and makes me shriek in horror: a woman with a checking account! BOO! I won't sleep for a week now. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/05/24 02:30 PM |
| 7 | since I pay all my own bills due to being single.Well, look, I fully accept that I can't bring everyone around to my point of view. I've had healthy disagreements with friends and co-workers on many things. I tend to get along very well with Chinese people, but some of them have been thoroughly brainwashed. (When Orwell's 'Animal Farm' was released as a play in that country, its salient points had been censored out). Highly-educated people have also been the most highly indoctrinated. And that's not talking about mass-media. I was in Egypt las… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/05/24 10:33 AM |
| 6 | since I pay all my own bills due to being single.What makes me laugh at that is-- and maybe people will say "bullshit" in response to this-- a woman's mind and job were actually something I found appealing. Not that it really mattered in my relationships. Yes, looks are a factor for me. Intelligence and personality are factors. I found it really goddamned attractive when a woman could speak a foreign language, absolutely. All of those were things I found attractive. But, believe it or not, I also really, really found it to be a good thing when… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/05/24 10:14 AM |
| 13 | since I pay all my own bills due to being single.It's a good thing she's not pathetic like all of those men that she used to reject, eh? Ha ha ha. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/05/24 10:00 AM |
| 10 | I genuinely don't know what else to doWhat, you mean knee his balls only three times a day instead of four? NO THANK YOU, sexist! She's got standards! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/05/24 11:26 AM |
| 1 | On the one hand: she is a woman of few words and she knows what she wants. But on the other hand... ehhehh...Fair enough; apparently I hadn't included the picture over at the other forum when I ran it by another mod. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/05/24 01:34 PM |
| 2 | On the one hand: she is a woman of few words and she knows what she wants. But on the other hand... ehhehh...But it wouldn't be fair to women if men could apply for those jobs. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/05/24 11:00 AM |
| 1 | On the one hand: she is a woman of few words and she knows what she wants. But on the other hand... ehhehh...If a billionaire wants such a hug, now he knows where to go. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/05/24 10:40 AM |
| 2 | On the one hand: she is a woman of few words and she knows what she wants. But on the other hand... ehhehh...There's a reason for it. BECAUSE THERE'S A CRIPPLING SHORTAGE OF HALF-DECENT MEN!!!11!! --is what some would have us believe, whereby the imagination is the only limit to what "half-decent" means. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/05/24 10:39 AM |
| 5 | On the one hand: she is a woman of few words and she knows what she wants. But on the other hand... ehhehh...If I were to remove the picture, you'd probably assume it was real. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/05/24 09:51 AM |
| 29 | The tough question: Move to another city or get plastic surgery?The hot men won't commit. The men who commit aren't hot. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/05/24 12:14 AM |
| 9 | I can't even find a man who has mutual feelings for me to take me to dinner....even verbally abusive Let me guess, it started-off with a lively debate about whether "Yentl" was really Barbara Streisand's best on-screen performance, then it rapidly spun out of control and he started to call you a "devious infernal whore" all because you slept with his younger brother and his older sister? Yeah I know how that goes, girlfriend. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/05/24 10:37 PM |
| 1 | That's not what "family man" means, Example #678268There is a gender neutral pronoun "tā" (他), which is the equivalent of "they." In spoken Chinese, there is absolutely no way to know what sex they are. However, in written Chinese, and I think this was among a number of 20th century linguistic reforms, they added a "she" (她) which is pronounced the same way. So only in the written form would the distinction come-up. I switched to that language in an attempt to be facetious. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/05/24 05:00 AM |
| 13 | At 33, I have this fear: I have a problem attracting the men I like.You're not gonna meet Mr. Right with that mopey attitude miss! You know what you need to do? Dye your hair, doll yourself up, withdraw all your savings and go blow it on a whirlwind Girls Vacation in one of those tropical locations where the ripped handsome young 22 year old studs wear only coconut oil and smiles. Once you screw a dozen or two of them, your self-esteem will come roaring right back to its proper coked-up level and you'll be ready to face the nattering nabobs around you in Podunkv… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/05/24 10:35 PM |
| 15 | The "twist" is that you'll have to foot the bill for a legacy that isn't yours.Women have picked up that men prefer traditional women. Some women have. A lot of others want to vomit at the idea because they insist it's synonymous with being a Stepford Wife. If they ever have the means, they often hire a maid of color to cook & do housework for them. "No woman should ever do such degrading, horrible tasks! Except for you, Consuela. And try to wipe the dust off the armoire this time, comprende?" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/05/24 03:05 AM |
| 15 | The "twist" is that you'll have to foot the bill for a legacy that isn't yours.Not enough facial piercings to get my motor running. C'mon, not even a single shard of metal through the lower lip? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/05/24 07:53 AM |
| 2 | That's not what "family man" means, Example #678268When it comes to religious doctrine, I don't think the age is relevant to whether it's considered heresy. The Gnostic gospels aren't canon parts of the Bible despite predating the version that ended-up getting adopted, for instance. There was quite a proliferation of sects in the early days. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/05/24 07:21 AM |
| 10 | That's not what "family man" means, Example #678268Now that you mention it, it really does! The lack of stained paper towels strewn around the periphery totally does it for me. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/05/24 10:23 PM |
| 11 | That's not what "family man" means, Example #678268That poor cancer has a case of her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/05/24 09:57 PM |
| 12 | That's not what "family man" means, Example #678268That sounds suspiciously like an admission that you're one of those Not Real Men-type men. Tsk. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/05/24 09:55 PM |
| 23 | That's not what "family man" means, Example #678268"not up to the task" I read that as a tacit admission that she is a kind of ordeal. A Ludovico technique of sorts. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/05/24 11:19 AM |
| 9 | That's not what "family man" means, Example #678268or switch to any other language on Earth which possesses the ubiquitously present generic masculine. 然而汉语没有性别之分... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/05/24 10:53 AM |
| 25 | That's not what "family man" means, Example #678268I can't blame her for wanting to look her best. It distracts from the remainder. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/05/24 09:45 AM |
| 22 | That's not what "family man" means, Example #678268I just assumed she attended one of the heretical denominations, like the Assyrian one or the Nestorian one. The kind that weren't recognized by the Nicene Creed Gang. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/05/24 09:39 AM |
| 81 | That's not what "family man" means, Example #678268I will say that this profile does make a decent attempt to be presentable. The picture is well taken and so forth. It is, nonetheless, a thoughtless attempt to jam the square peg of "traditional" into the round hole of "single mom." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/05/24 09:07 AM |
| 6 | 40-something divorcee asks Dear Abby "The Big Question": Where Are All The Good Men?!Uh oh, now she's gonna go snark about how you, sensitive little weakling, banned her. Not because she violated clearly-stated rules, but because you're a crybaby. If you look through any of her past posts for 10 seconds, it's virtually a textbook example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/05/24 12:39 AM |
| 53 | I wonder if I'm in some different 'category' now?Why are men attracted to young, pretty, friendly women instead of shriveled, jaded old hags? I guess we'll never know! Some mysteries are unsolvable. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/05/24 11:57 PM |
| 41 | 40-something divorcee asks Dear Abby "The Big Question": Where Are All The Good Men?!It really makes you sick, doesn't it: someone peacefully in their home, on a comfy chair, enjoying a magazine and a cigar? UGH, you just wanna shell the whole town with white phosphorous just to wipe the stupid, satisfied smirk off of his face. Somebody might be enjoying themselves without putting their money and effort into groveling before some never-satisfied wife instead. Madness! The roaring abomination of such a bedlamite hell must be undone immediately. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/05/24 02:11 PM |
| 44 | 40-something divorcee asks Dear Abby "The Big Question": Where Are All The Good Men?!"my previous relationships and marriage look like intentional hits". It's got to be code for something Maybe she suspects foul play? Like, hired killers? "waiting for a divorce" Psfht, piker. The really smart women destroy other marriages so they can swoop-in and steal the rare, rare, so very very rare-- oh so very very rare-- Real Men. Did I mention they're nearly extinct? What with all the disgusting subhuman cockroach-beings who vaguely resemble men, they who besmirch the earth with their unw… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/05/24 02:03 PM |
| 6 | I'm detecting a slight lack of subtletyHer adorably simple mind thinks: "the more money I say I make, the more the man will make..." It's only logical! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/05/24 08:25 AM |
| 6 | I'm detecting a slight lack of subtletyI've only got pre-revolutionary Mongolian tugriks that I'm willing to part with anyway. But I'm a trillionaire when it comes to early Banda-era Malawian kwachas. (No, not really) | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/05/24 02:15 PM |
| 10 | I'm detecting a slight lack of subtletyI admit, I'm not great with choosing flairs. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/05/24 12:40 PM |
| 35 | I'm detecting a slight lack of subtletyI think she's a very bad liar who wishes to become a well-paid bad liar. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/05/24 11:08 AM |
| 36 | I'm detecting a slight lack of subtletyYou ask the logical question of "If you have that income, of what use is a man's money?" Well, there are women on that site who clearly exaggerate their income. I can only guess at their exact thinking, but they possibly intuit that they'd attract a higher order of sugar-daddy by up-selling themselves. Numbers really seem to be meaningless anyway. There was one fortysomething woman, some time back, who wrote a long list of demands then, at the bottom, rather casually specified that her man ought… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/05/24 09:23 AM |
| 6 | Single mom of two seeks traditional provider who is also smokin' hot. Because the last two dads weren't "traditional" or "provider" enoughHere's the problem: She says she's looking for someone "traditional," but she is not offering a "traditional" relationship, what with the two kids. A "traditional" man probably won't thoughtlessly ignore that little detail either. Not unless "traditional" is synonymous with "unthinkingly pays my bills" and nothing else. If a woman decides to destroy her half of a contract, then she is certainly free to do that. But it also looks extremely stupid for her to demand that a man should sign the same … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/05/24 08:09 AM |
| 12 | Single mom of two seeks traditional provider who is also smokin' hot. Because the last two dads weren't "traditional" or "provider" enoughIn other words, it wouldn't be fair for a man to earn 100% of the income for the family and then the wife can go out and get a credit card and run the bills up without him knowing. For some reason, that part of the story is left-out when it's time for grandma to resentfully recall how she needed granddad's signature for her credit card. Seems like a non-trivial omission. See also: Geraldine Doyle, the iconic "We can do it!" WWII poster girl who, several weeks later, would quit working at the dan… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/05/24 07:52 AM |
| 3 | "Hi, Miss. I'd love to finance your casino trips and I _also_ dislike being cold! We must have a lot in common..."I knew a dude who followed his dreams. He wanted to be a professional skateboarder. His clueless square out-of-touch dad wanted him to go to college. Undeterred, he moved out of state and followed his dreams! And spent about 20 or so years working at a grocery store and (unsuccessfully) tried to kill himself because of a dispute over some chick. And the lesson that I learned from his example: Ice cream doesn't have any bones. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/05/24 12:58 PM |
| 11 | Single mom of two seeks traditional provider who is also smokin' hot. Because the last two dads weren't "traditional" or "provider" enoughI don't think the person in question really understands what a "housewife" even is beyond the "being provided for" aspect. My guess is that she envisions it as being like a squatter who screws the house owner every so often. If she feels like screwing him, I mean. Similarly, there have been a few profiles in which the single mom says she's looking for "a family man." Well, just like how a philanthropist isn't a person who throws money at random passers-by, a "family man" is involved with his own… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/05/24 03:09 AM |
| 19 | Single mom of two seeks traditional provider who is also smokin' hot. Because the last two dads weren't "traditional" or "provider" enoughThe real problem is the crippling shortage of mocking jokes about skinny people. Society needs to start shaming those non-rotund salad-eaters. Here, let me try to help relieve that shortage: "What do skinny people do for fun? They count how many bones are poking through their skin! Ha ha ha (wheeze) ha ha... (grunt) oh crap, heart attack..." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/05/24 02:34 AM |
| 7 | Single mom of two seeks traditional provider who is also smokin' hot. Because the last two dads weren't "traditional" or "provider" enoughWrong, chauvinist: If you were to measure GDP strictly as cosmetics, daytime television and hair-extensions, you soon discover that men produce no net economic benefits at all. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/05/24 02:23 AM |
| 12 | "Hi, Miss. I'd love to finance your casino trips and I _also_ dislike being cold! We must have a lot in common..."We'd have been less stupid if we hadn't been lied to so much. If they told us the truth, we might not've done as much work so I can at least understand the reason for the lies. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/05/24 09:51 AM |
| 9 | "Hi, Miss. I'd love to finance your casino trips and I _also_ dislike being cold! We must have a lot in common..."Under-tit Bible quotes, like... from what book? Probably not much from Leviticus, I'm guessing. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/05/24 04:55 AM |
| 33 | "Hi, Miss. I'd love to finance your casino trips and I _also_ dislike being cold! We must have a lot in common..."She's got 2 kids and dislikes the cold. What more do you need, you entitled ninny? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/05/24 03:24 AM |
| 42 | "Hi, Miss. I'd love to finance your casino trips and I _also_ dislike being cold! We must have a lot in common..."She can't do it alone, though. And why do you think you've been working hard for all this time? Look at you. Kicking your butt to get through higher education and acquire skills in a competitive marketplace. As a teen, maybe you were doing a part-time job or volunteer work to get extra experience. Working extra on weekends and through evenings to make ends meet. Forgoing luxuries, vacations and fancy gadgets so you could save every nickel... well rejoice! At long last, you've found your most wor… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/05/24 02:40 AM |
| 6 | Bumble now admits that their main marketing ploy has been dumb this whole timeThey GET to ask women out What advantage is that if the answer is 'no' all the time? ... is what some loony might ask in response. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/05/24 01:32 AM |
| 15 | There’s no way for you to know how this feels unless you were a woman or a black person.My doctor told me that I should be more physically active. I punched him in the face and yelled "PERVERT!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/05/24 11:40 PM |
| 5 | 3 Kids, different dads, divorced twice, does OF, on alphabet soup of Meds. BTW NO MEN UNDER 6 FEET TALL. I HAVE STANDARDS. MODS Link does not work https://www.forums.red/p/whereareallthegoodmen/322678/3_kids_different_dads_divorced_twice_does_of_on_alphabet_souAnd so you can! Just eat 3 meals in Guadalajara and the next morning, you can see her sprayed around the inside of your toilet. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/05/24 10:57 AM |
| 3 | 3 Kids, different dads, divorced twice, does OF, on alphabet soup of Meds. BTW NO MEN UNDER 6 FEET TALL. I HAVE STANDARDS. MODS Link does not work https://www.forums.red/p/whereareallthegoodmen/322678/3_kids_different_dads_divorced_twice_does_of_on_alphabet_souHas it? Cry harder, cupcakes. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/05/24 03:19 AM |
| 5 | 3 Kids, different dads, divorced twice, does OF, on alphabet soup of Meds. BTW NO MEN UNDER 6 FEET TALL. I HAVE STANDARDS. MODS Link does not work https://www.forums.red/p/whereareallthegoodmen/322678/3_kids_different_dads_divorced_twice_does_of_on_alphabet_souHey, if you had torrential firehoses of jizz shooting at you from every angle whenever you walked down the street, you'd be getting pregnant off of strangers on the regular, too! Also, you'd probably smell pretty gross and I just threw up in my mouth. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/05/24 12:51 AM |
| 9 | 3 Kids, different dads, divorced twice, does OF, on alphabet soup of Meds. BTW NO MEN UNDER 6 FEET TALL. I HAVE STANDARDS. MODS Link does not work https://www.forums.red/p/whereareallthegoodmen/322678/3_kids_different_dads_divorced_twice_does_of_on_alphabet_souSome things in life are just too important to not insist upon. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/05/24 10:55 PM |
| 3 | 3 Kids, different dads, divorced twice, does OF, on alphabet soup of Meds. BTW NO MEN UNDER 6 FEET TALL. I HAVE STANDARDS. MODS Link does not work https://www.forums.red/p/whereareallthegoodmen/322678/3_kids_different_dads_divorced_twice_does_of_on_alphabet_souSure, mustangfrank. Make it sound like she's the problem, and not her catastrophic choices and grotesque personal issues. /s | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/05/24 10:53 PM |
| 13 | Bumble now admits that their main marketing ploy has been dumb this whole timeThere was this one memorable, blitheringly stupid collection of mental contortions about Bumble written about five years ago in Australia. Her genius advice: One suggestion would be to remove the "she asks" and "he waits" design so both partners can access one another as soon as a match is made. Oh, so.... Tinder, then. Ugh. She wants to have "power" equalized in the relationship, which is what men supposedly get by making the first move.... yet she doesn't want to make the first move, and concl… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/05/24 01:03 PM |
| 11 | Bumble now admits that their main marketing ploy has been dumb this whole timeOh great. Now that typo means I'm gonna get slammed for being cis-normative. Shucks. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/05/24 12:21 PM |
| 17 | Bumble now admits that their main marketing ploy has been dumb this whole timeAhh but among those Hot Guys? The hindmost half shall become New Ugly Guys. And the same problem shall reassert itself in a different form and with ever worsening odds. The ladies just won't be able to win, dash it all! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/05/24 06:37 AM |
| 23 | Bumble now admits that their main marketing ploy has been dumb this whole timeBut I really do love one aspect of that, though? For much of my life, I'd heard women complain about men's pick-up lines and how horrible and cringe-inducing they all are. "OMG men don't know how to communicate!" "OMG men have the worst pick-up lines!" "OMG men's openers are so cheesy!" "OMG, they say stuff like 'my dictionary must be wrong, cuz I see "U" and "I" together' eeeeyew!" "OMG men totally need to level-up and do better if they wanna come-up and talk!" etc etc etc, for years. Men are j… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/05/24 04:54 AM |
| 18 | Bumble now admits that their main marketing ploy has been dumb this whole timeThe actual incidence of 'dick pics' is probably below 1 in a thousand, if I had to hazard a guess. There used to be lots of complaints about razor blades hiding in Halloween candy, too. But those could actually cause some harm. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/05/24 04:42 AM |
| 103 | Bumble now admits that their main marketing ploy has been dumb this whole time1 - making men more desirable through giving higher paying jobs and social status. That would deny equality to women, so it's unfair. 2 - Funding male education, male growth activity’s ( camping, sports, hunting, etc ). That would deny those resources to women, which is unfair. Now shut up, save your pennies and start competing for some bloated tranwreck's attention and the honor of raising the kids she birthed from some other dude's dick. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/05/24 02:00 PM |
| 151 | Bumble now admits that their main marketing ploy has been dumb this whole timewho they find desirable and approach them. And have the desirable men approach them, more like. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/05/24 01:15 PM |
| 1 | Dating app Bumble will no longer require women to make the first moveIt’s bullshit. When someone says "I'm a vegetarian" while eating the steak off your plate and "I support blood donations" but never actually donating any blood, one might eventually start doubting the veracity of their words. | /r/MensRights | 01/05/24 11:10 AM |
| 10 | Fellow men: why and when did you realize feminists and society are against us?Ideally, you do at least 50% of the housework while paying 100% of the bills. That's the 'equality' they want, in a nutshell. | /r/MensRights | 01/05/24 08:06 AM |
| 9 | Wealthy, tall, fit wallet required.She don't want no fat wallet. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/04/24 01:48 PM |
| 13 | It's hard not to think I'm just gonna be alone the rest of my life.she thinks she's doing her dates a favor if she sleeps with them. She thinks dropping her panties is a giant act of generosity for which she is entitled to his paycheck or, at least, gigantic in-kind payment. Don't call her a hooker though, hookers are honest about how much they'll cost. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/04/24 02:09 AM |
| 14 | It's hard not to think I'm just gonna be alone the rest of my life.No problem "getting". Keeping, on the other hand... A woman bragging about how many men she can get is a bit like a man bragging about how many times he can jerk-off. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/04/24 02:04 AM |
| 85 | Wealthy, tall, fit wallet required."No sex, please. I'm already getting plenty from randos." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/04/24 10:22 PM |
| 3 | Nothing says "1950's relationship" like black lipstick and a sloppy fishnet garmentIt ain't punk, I can tell you that. Real punk aficionados will tell you that the genre sold-out very quickly, like maybe 48 months after it hit the public eye in the late 70s. In the UK, it was a working-class phenomenon, and in the US it became a white, middle-class phenomenon which got drained of all of its political content. By the mid-80s, its shock value was low and 'shock' was the main part of its appeal in the first place. If mainstream society can accommodate & neuter punk, it can accomm… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/04/24 08:28 AM |
| 16 | Nothing says "1950's relationship" like black lipstick and a sloppy fishnet garmentNot enough smallpox scars. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/04/24 02:44 AM |
| 3 | There is something nice about knowing that you can have kids or at least have that option.Being commonplace doesn't make it seem less trashy. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/04/24 10:26 AM |
| 3 | There is something nice about knowing that you can have kids or at least have that option.Maybe so. Despite the superficial agreement on what a lousy person I am, my sister concluded that Whorebag was a 'bitch.' | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/04/24 07:07 AM |
| 5 | There is something nice about knowing that you can have kids or at least have that option.Whorebag, my ex, only met my family on a few occasions, but she would act entitled and make jokes at my expense. When it came to that second point, her personality perfectly meshed with that of my sister. It was head-spinning. Sister: "How can you put up with him, Whorebag? My brother is just the worst!" Whorebag: "OH MY GAWD YES! He is just the WORST!" Sister: "I know, right?" Whorebag: "I know!" Sister: "Let me guess, he doesn't want to spend enough money on you?" Whorebag: "OH MY GOD YES! HE … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/04/24 10:29 PM |
| 9 | There is something nice about knowing that you can have kids or at least have that option.Yeah, people can be prejudicial sometimes. That being said, I get the sense that the featured woman is omitting some mighty important details from her story. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/04/24 01:49 PM |
| 7 | There is something nice about knowing that you can have kids or at least have that option.Hey, Mr. smarty-pants: She is just as likely to have a no-headed kid as a multi-headed kid! And if the head is as big as a watermelon on a toothpick or as small as a caraway seed, that still counts as one head! If it's got human DNA, she's still doing her womanly duty. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/04/24 10:00 AM |
| 14 | There is something nice about knowing that you can have kids or at least have that option.The dude's family was "hateful." They hated her for no reason. She didn't fuck-up. She walked in the door, big gleaming smile, yellow sun-dress and macaroni salad on a platter "Hello! I'm so pleased to meet you!" but they irrationally despised her from the get-go, despite her being perfect the whole time. Ugh. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/04/24 09:34 AM |
| 18 | There is something nice about knowing that you can have kids or at least have that option.Ahh, a "hateful" family. Not that she came-up short because of-- I dunno-- poor manners and hygeine? Who knows. They tell men "take a shower and you'll get laid". By the same token, maybe she can have kids if she uses some soap once in a while? See? I'm giving the same amount of sensitivity that she'd give to a man who made equivalent complaints, so it's fair. Sorry, if you're childless by your 40s, it really is your own goddamned fault. A woman being courted is the easiest job in the world and … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/04/24 08:49 AM |
| 18 | I still attract men... it's just that I don't find any of them attractive for various reasons.These wrinkled leather bags really do seem to think that 1. their desirability is infinite & growing and 2. any man isn't good enough for them. As the two poles of delusion grow farther and farther apart, the energy needed to reconcile the two can only increase. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/04/24 08:13 AM |
| 31 | I still attract men... it's just that I don't find any of them attractive for various reasons.My god, what a monster. Worse than Hitler! Just like all the others! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/04/24 08:09 AM |
| 77 | I still attract men... it's just that I don't find any of them attractive for various reasons.30s: "Where's my 6 foot tall millionaire?" 40s: "Where's my 7 foot tall billionaire?" 50s: "Whar'z mah 8 furt turl trillionaire?" 6os: "Wharr m'grabbphabl hrmllinerre?" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/04/24 03:17 AM |
| 8 | Do I think I’ll eventually find someone, sure, but that’s because I’m just awesome...Why is she even interested in dating men at all? Beats me, just one of those mysteries. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/04/24 12:51 AM |
| 8 | I guess you can forget about trying to re-create any Brady Bunch-style hijinksThe military is also a unique kind of self-contained subculture; adultery is a crime for enlisted people in that system (not so for civilians). If you worked for, say, the Department of Labor or any other employer and cheated on your spouse, that's between you and the spouse. Your employer doesn't haul you into their own little parallel court system. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/04/24 02:11 AM |
| 13 | I guess you can forget about trying to re-create any Brady Bunch-style hijinksIronically, a man saying "I can't be your partner: you have kids!" tends to sound more selfish than a woman saying "I can't be your partner: you also have kids!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/04/24 07:52 AM |
| 12 | I guess you can forget about trying to re-create any Brady Bunch-style hijinks"If I can't have ALL of his resources, then I want NONE of them!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/04/24 10:26 PM |
| 12 | Woman realizes that improving herself decreases her chances of finding a partner.I wouldn't have the energy to listen to this insufferable chick for more than sixty seconds. I imagine it would be like a stabbing sensation in both ears. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/04/24 09:40 AM |
| 12 | Woman realizes that improving herself decreases her chances of finding a partner.which is stuff we all don't care about unfortunately You mean we don't spend hours agonizing about exactly what brand of eye-shadow a woman is wearing? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/04/24 09:35 AM |
| 1 | I like the unabomber hoodie, but would it be "ableist" to poke fun at this one?She's very honest, though. If your favorite months are fall, winter and spring then you have something in common. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/04/24 01:44 PM |
| 7 | WNBA closes locker room door to reporters. Sports reporters revolt? No basically crickets.That's certainly seems like part of it. | /r/MensRights | 16/04/24 10:23 PM |
| 73 | WNBA closes locker room door to reporters. Sports reporters revolt? No basically crickets.This requires context: In the late 70s, women journalists in professional sports teams' locker rooms was a major series of media kerfluffles. Jane Gross, for instance, was denied entrance to NBA locker rooms and this was said to be unfair to her career advancement. Melissa Ludtke, a female reporter from Sports Illustrated, complained that not being let into men's locker rooms meant that she was being savagely shut-out of all the juicy news coverage and promotions which might come from that. The … | /r/MensRights | 16/04/24 07:55 AM |
| 5 | 2 Kids by different men and she has Herpes. Any Interested? BTW you have to make $250K minimum. MODS Link does not work. https://www.forums.red/p/whereareallthegoodmen/322564/2_kids_by_different_men_and_she_has_herpes_anyone_interestedshe told me about the losers who approached her. What a bunch of disgusting dweebs! What with the masking tape on their thick eyeglasses and pocket protectors, saddle oxfords and bow ties, constant pauses to breathe through asthma inhalers, wheezing hyperallergic anaphylactic shocks in reaction to peanuts, titanium corrective rods visibly penetrating their bodies at weird angles due to their bone disorders and high-pitched snorting laughter at Babylon 5 jokes. I bet they couldn't even bust a hot… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/04/24 12:06 AM |
| 10 | 2 Kids by different men and she has Herpes. Any Interested? BTW you have to make $250K minimum. MODS Link does not work. https://www.forums.red/p/whereareallthegoodmen/322564/2_kids_by_different_men_and_she_has_herpes_anyone_interestedGet fucked girlfriend. Oh, she's way ahead of you. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/04/24 11:21 PM |
| 12 | 2 Kids by different men and she has Herpes. Any Interested? BTW you have to make $250K minimum. MODS Link does not work. https://www.forums.red/p/whereareallthegoodmen/322564/2_kids_by_different_men_and_she_has_herpes_anyone_interestedI drive a Subaru and fly economy class. It's kind of funny-- some years ago, I was at an upscale bar in my hometown and I got into a conversation with a grad student who was in architecture at the university. He was telling me earlier that day, they had a guest speaker, an executive from a local construction material company who was there to give a talk on how they work with architects to develop things like custom colors and finishes. He commented offhandedly that the woman had a very oddly dis… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/04/24 10:47 PM |
| 7 | I know that the romantic love with come in the future.(just give us nookie and don't be a bitch) See, there you go again, picking fleas out of your armpit like a sexist Neanderthal. Maybe you should reeducate yourself by reviewing Gloria Steinem's shocking expose on working in a hellish Playboy club. Her shoes were scandalously uncomfortable, you know! And she had to smile, too! The very nerve! Meh-heeeyeeenn never need to wear shoes or smile! Etc etc! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/04/24 08:14 AM |
| 3 | What if the common denominator in these failed relationships has been me the entire time?It possibly 'works' by disabling a part of the brain. Transorbital lobotomies seemed to be a similarly effective treatment too, for a while. The drugs were a major reason that icepicks don't get hammered through eye sockets anymore. In that sense, they were a great step forward. Don't get me wrong, drugs can be helpful for some people. But they ain't a cure. And that's what the psychologists say. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/04/24 08:09 AM |
| 4 | And don't forget to bring Solo and the Wookie.Am I the only one wondering how you get four kids from five guys? It's a jokey statement, suggesting that they don't really know who the dads are. It's "tongue in cheek" as they used to say in the olden days. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/04/24 08:08 AM |
| 3 | And don't forget to bring Solo and the Wookie.The only women who swipe right on me are the ones who want free meals & entertainment for life. That's it. There's your happy ending. The end. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/04/24 08:07 AM |
| 21 | And don't forget to bring Solo and the Wookie.They don't want to have sex with a man they're not attracted to, but they'll sure as hell take gifts, free meals & cocktails from him. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/04/24 01:32 PM |
| 20 | And don't forget to bring Solo and the Wookie.The 4s and the 5s who occasionally manage to get fucked by 9s and 10s erroneously conclude that they deserve the 9s and 10s. And they simply will not settle for a mere 8. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/04/24 01:12 PM |
| 12 | I know that the romantic love with come in the future.It's not her job to do stuff, that's what the Real Man should do. Pshft, you expect her to improve or something? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/04/24 12:58 PM |
| 11 | I know that the romantic love with come in the future."Know what I should do? Service the interest on my student loans with a credit card. if I rack up enough debt, only a Real Man could possibly save me. It'll filter out all the ungenerous, broke-ass bums!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/04/24 12:56 PM |
| 11 | I know that the romantic love with come in the future."Financially secure" might mean she got an extra shift at the Wetzel's Pretzels. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/04/24 12:54 PM |
| 10 | I know that the romantic love with come in the future.Any minute now, h8r. Aaaaany minute now. ...he might've been temporarily distracted by one of those horrible simpering "pick mes." But he'll know what's good for 'im. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/04/24 12:53 PM |
| 21 | I know that the romantic love with come in the future.I'm sure she accepted that message with a respectful 'thank you'. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/04/24 12:52 PM |
| 12 | I know that the romantic love with come in the future.He is! He's just running a little late. Traffic. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/04/24 11:45 AM |
| 29 | I know that the romantic love with come in the future.Their faith in their undying ability to maintain the attraction of the male half of the planet is nothing short of inspirational to lazy religious fanatics everywhere. Just keep prayin' and the winning lottery ticket will fly in through the window. In fact, don't even bother opening the window: the right lottery ticket will find a way in! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/04/24 04:09 AM |
| 54 | I know that the romantic love with come in the future."I worked on myself" = "I did whatever I felt like doing" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/04/24 04:03 AM |
| 15 | 2 Kids by different men and she has Herpes. Any Interested? BTW you have to make $250K minimum. MODS Link does not work. https://www.forums.red/p/whereareallthegoodmen/322564/2_kids_by_different_men_and_she_has_herpes_anyone_interestedShe should be doing great, her online portfolio contains thousands of shares of MSFT... (squints) wait, she put all her savings in "Misfit"?? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/04/24 02:03 AM |
| 30 | 2 Kids by different men and she has Herpes. Any Interested? BTW you have to make $250K minimum. MODS Link does not work. https://www.forums.red/p/whereareallthegoodmen/322564/2_kids_by_different_men_and_she_has_herpes_anyone_interestedToo much herp, not enough derp. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/04/24 12:10 AM |
| 20 | 2 Kids by different men and she has Herpes. Any Interested? BTW you have to make $250K minimum. MODS Link does not work. https://www.forums.red/p/whereareallthegoodmen/322564/2_kids_by_different_men_and_she_has_herpes_anyone_interestedI like the cheapo crab-trap stencil on the wall behind her, but those hooks on bungee cords? I don't even wanna know what those're about. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/04/24 12:01 AM |
| 19 | 2 Kids by different men and she has Herpes. Any Interested? BTW you have to make $250K minimum. MODS Link does not work. https://www.forums.red/p/whereareallthegoodmen/322564/2_kids_by_different_men_and_she_has_herpes_anyone_interestedWe operate under a presumption that the item is true. If it's fake, the burden of proof needs to be presented. Stupidity or crassness (both, in this case) is insufficient proof. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/04/24 11:59 PM |
| 23 | What if the common denominator in these failed relationships has been me the entire time?Antidepressants are a funny thing. There was a hope in mid-20th century psychiatry that there could be an equivalent of 'wonder drugs' for the brain, like penicillin and its cousins had been used to treat infection. Thorazine seemed like such a thing in the 50s and 60s, but it was kind of a blunt instrument. But the thing is: when antibiotics were introduced, the mechanism of cellular infection was already well known. But when psychiatric drugs were introduced, the chemical mechanisms of the bra… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/04/24 11:51 PM |
| 12 | What if the common denominator in these failed relationships has been me the entire time?Is it so tough to just lie there and imagine someone else in the dark doing the deed? I think you just described a textbook #MeToo incident there, sir. Sure, it was consensual and no coercion, injury or threats, but it was unenthusiastic and gave the "ick." And you can't gainsay the "ick." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/04/24 11:37 PM |
| 58 | 2 Kids by different men and she has Herpes. Any Interested? BTW you have to make $250K minimum. MODS Link does not work. https://www.forums.red/p/whereareallthegoodmen/322564/2_kids_by_different_men_and_she_has_herpes_anyone_interestedHoney, if you have herpes and 2 kids, you might-- miiiiight-- want to bring your asking price down a little bit. Would you consider a dude who earns $240k a year and has a really big dick? Yes, that's "lowering your standards," which is something you should never ever do, but what have you really got to lose at this point? What do you need that extra $10k for? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/04/24 11:22 PM |
| 7 | Random NYC attacks are an extreme manifestation of men feeling entitled to women's time and attentionNo, that was J Valenti. Amanda was the one who was hired to do social media for the '08 John Edwards presidential campaign, completely changed her tone overnight to sound as sweet as pie, then got fired after different Christian groups began accurately publicizing her years-long tirades about how much she absolutely loathed Christians in a million different ways. Naturally, she claimed that the firing was all due to misogyny-- a reaction to who she was-- rather than because of anything she ever … | /r/MensRights | 13/04/24 03:14 AM |
| 3 | "...Ma'am, this is an Arby's."No one bothers to correct them and there's no benefit in doing so, I guess. There are a lot of people out there who believe in weird shit. My sister, when she was in high school, believed that the SATs were biased against a white upper-middle class girl like her. To point out "you're actually coasting along easy street, Missy" would have helped no one. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/04/24 10:29 PM |
| 4 | "...Ma'am, this is an Arby's."It's an important ingredient for the psychodrama. The courts are stacked, the husband is breathing down her neck, no one will come to her rescue. For a hilariously bad attempt at poignant cinematic portrayal of the delusion, check out Jennifer Lopez' 2002 stinkburger "Enough." (Spoiler: the uber-victimized wife has no recourse but to break-in to the all-powerful ex-husband's fortress-like house and pummel him to pulp with Krav Maga moves and metal-encased knuckles before flipping him over a rail… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/04/24 01:57 PM |
| 3 | "...Ma'am, this is an Arby's."Yeah, I think it was April. If someone doesn't send her $5,000 really quick, she'll threaten to start up an OnlyFans page. And then the whole world will be sorry. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/04/24 01:49 PM |
| 1 | Fooled him for 5 years, then finds out child is not his. I can’t understand why he is upset? Why are men so self-centered? | WhereAreAllTheGoodMenIs "sold me out" the new slang for "revealed my perfidy"? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/04/24 10:29 PM |
| 9 | "...Ma'am, this is an Arby's."Women are quite comfortable opening-up to me. They share their feeeeelings with me because I'm "a good listener" and I don't judge them and I'm so good with words. They're always glad to cut loose and complain to me about the lousy men that they fucked/are fucking/will be fucking. With Chad, there's too much sexual tension in the air. She can't tell him how she feeeeels, he's dismissive and he doesn't listen as well as I do. That's why the ladies all gravitate to me with their complaints. It's a… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/04/24 03:41 AM |
| 10 | "...Ma'am, this is an Arby's."You should definitely meet up with her. I think someone should only meet up her provided that she strictly be uncasked within a Manhattan project-style hot cell. Behind a thick concrete wall, viewed through slits of lead glass, and interacted with via long, mechanical aluminum pincer-arms. Even then, you'd be at serious risk for multiple kinds of cancer due to the still poorly understood phenomena. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/04/24 10:59 PM |
| 9 | "...Ma'am, this is an Arby's."That's why I put "clearly" in italics. For emphasis! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/04/24 10:54 PM |
| 20 | "...Ma'am, this is an Arby's."She says "bulldozing wealth" and then 2 lines later tries to correct it as "building" wealth... but I thought "nah, she was correct the first time." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/04/24 01:56 PM |
| 20 | "...Ma'am, this is an Arby's."blowing all the money on financial speculation But she has a system... it'll pay-off big time! Just float her a few thou so she can get back on track. "C'mon, double-sixes! Momma needs a new pair o' shoes!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/04/24 01:52 PM |
| 15 | "...Ma'am, this is an Arby's."Any time someone says that they're big into crypto... well... I treat their financial ideas with exactly the level of respect that they deserve. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/04/24 01:45 PM |
| 30 | "...Ma'am, this is an Arby's."This was part of her introduction to me via a dating app. I went to bed and when I woke up, I was treated to this incredible jeremiad. Her man might've been a nasty piece of work, but he somehow hornswoggled the courts into taking child custody away from a clearly fit and healthy mother. The situation was so unfair, she yelled at the child psychiatrist in the courtroom and not even that managed to help strengthen mom's case. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/04/24 12:49 PM |
| 20 | Woman leaves good husband for bad boy. Bad boy dumps her to marry other woman. For some reason cats and dogs are not the same as a man/husband"If I told you to go jump off a cliff would you-- HEY, get back here!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/03/24 12:30 AM |
| 25 | Woman leaves good husband for bad boy. Bad boy dumps her to marry other woman. For some reason cats and dogs are not the same as a man/husbandBoy howdy, when they finally invent a cat that can bring home a fat paycheck, do household repairs, lift heavy boxes, kill pests, change the oil and mow the lawn? Men are finished, I tell you. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/03/24 12:09 AM |
| 16 | It's time that society starts to recognize that career women deserve alpha chadsShe probably thinks this is being generous She'll generously allow a date with a man younger and better-looking than she is. If he's on track to make partner. She's making a real selfless, magnanimous gesture with that statement. She's a one-woman potlatch, practically. marrying a man while he's still in medical school. Why should a woman marry a man in medical school when she can just finish in 6 years, have 2 or 3 years of internship in a hospital, work her butt-off for another decade until sh… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/03/24 11:44 PM |
| 10 | It's time that society starts to recognize that career women deserve alpha chadsBut society needs to learn what her preferences are. And not merely learn: but applaud, fawn-over and cater-to! When will those ignorant fools learn What Women Really Want??? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/03/24 11:42 PM |
| 44 | It's time that society starts to recognize that career women deserve alpha chadsBe the one who buys dinner. If she wants to be the male in the relationship, the handsome man will get the female spot. Getting gifts and free meals and taken care of. But who will step up and make the first move?? She can't do that, that's just wrong! That's, like, not romantic. Mister Big has to be, like... MISTER BIG!! Carrie Bradshaw didn't fall for Missus Big for Pete's sake, did she?? Is she supposed to carry his purse for him, too? And, like, pull out his chair for him? And listen to him … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/03/24 02:55 PM |
| 50 | It's time that society starts to recognize that career women deserve alpha chadsThe little calculator in her head sure is tabulating a lot of numbers that don't matter to her, that's for certain. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/03/24 02:46 PM |
| 39 | It's time that society starts to recognize that career women deserve alpha chads"...his money doesn't impress me. Instead I want the co-worker who is on his way to making 6-figures a year! Not that his money matters or anything. Just that he'd better be destined to bring-in the sweet sweet money that I don't care about or I'll be really angry. What woman wants to be saddled with a broke-ass lazy bum who makes 1k less per month than she does? Not me, I'll tell ya... I just hate those broke-ass lazy bums who make $180,000 a year instead of a proper $200,000 a year! Not that h… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/03/24 02:42 PM |
| 9 | Woman tries to set man up for false rape.People can fly pretty much anywhere from Bangalore nowadays. Kempegowda airport has many fine connections to major hubs; getting to Chiang Mai from any of those would be a snap. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/03/24 01:54 PM |
| 31 | Woman tries to set man up for false rape.I wonder what the "special pictures" were? Maybe she had a fine collection of hand-embroidered silks from hill tribes in northern Thailand that she was very proud of? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/03/24 01:44 AM |
| 14 | Woman tries to set man up for false rape....those sure are some words... This one needs to be put into a psych ward ASAP. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/03/24 01:42 AM |
| 55 | Modern men are brokenJust the other day, I was walking down the street, and this well-dressed fat woman in her 30s comes-out of the Neiman Marcus. Her phone rings and I heard she's buying a piece of land in a rural area... and I was SO intimidated, I PEED MY PANTS!! And I was all "Ohh noooo! I peed my pants!" And I started sobbing and hopping up and down in sheer terror. "Ohh nooooo! She's buying land! And she's thirty!" And I kept peeing my pants in fright, and everyone pointed and laughed and said "hey look! He's … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/03/24 02:37 PM |
| 16 | Modern men are broken"Hey check-out those huuuuge tracts of land..." ...haha, these jokes are almost getting too easy for a drunk person to make... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/03/24 02:30 PM |
| 3 | This one's "epiphany phase" lasted a yearShe’s literally just saying that she’s fine if she stays single due to her preferences. Good for her, 'cuz it really sounds as if she's gonna stay that way for a long, loooong time. I'm very happy that she'll be fine; her options will surely improve as she continues to blissfully deteriorate. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/03/24 11:56 PM |
| 14 | This one's "epiphany phase" lasted a yearThe list is strictly for public consumption. Odds are that the hottest dude she used to bang didn't check any items on her list. Ms. Vegan-Nosmoke probably let 'im eat raw steak off of her stomach and lit up his cigar for him afterwards. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/03/24 12:46 PM |
| 16 | This one's "epiphany phase" lasted a yearA woman will say her requirements are "just don't live with parents, smoke, etc... But then when asked to show a representation of who they're looking for, pull up a pic of Chris Evans. And Chris Evans could be smoking like a chimney and living in his parent's attic. Rationalizations come cheap and easy. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/03/24 11:51 AM |
| 6 | This one's "epiphany phase" lasted a yearSugarcane and its derivatives are 100% vegan. When she hears "vegan caramel sauce," she just wanna stand under a very slow-moving river of it, head up and mouth open. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/03/24 11:48 AM |
| 20 | This one's "epiphany phase" lasted a yearMen aren't allowed to have standards; any standard they do have is de facto ridiculous, unreasonable and out of order. Men are simply supposed to do as they are told and deactivate when not needed, like any good machine. Meanwhile, if the fat vegan finds all but the tippy-topmost 1% of men to be as ugly as a fat vegan, then that is her prerogative and should not be described as "too picky," a slur that everyone around her keeps erroneously annoying her about, for unfathomable and/or insane reaso… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/03/24 11:38 PM |
| 7 | I don't really trust her definition of "finer things"You feel the need to say that in public, but in reality: Your torrid secret relationship with this woman will always be a forbidden love, constrained to stolen glances, furtive whispers and passionate love-making in dark alleyways where the rest of the world can't see your mutual shame and embarrassment. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/03/24 01:12 AM |
| 15 | I don't really trust her definition of "finer things"Well, I never! With a negative attitude like that, you shall never sample the wonders of her twat. After the periodic outbreaks of soreness and scabbing have subsided to a tolerable level, I mean. A dose of Valtrex usually speeds up the healing by a few days, so you might need to swing by a pharmacy for her once in a while. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/03/24 01:55 PM |
| 10 | I don't really trust her definition of "finer things"Ohh wait-- she didn't mean "having the finer things." She likes "having a thorough fingering"! Damn autocorrect is a scourge. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/03/24 12:57 PM |
| 49 | I don't really trust her definition of "finer things"I bet she likes music also. Do you think she likes chocolate? Maybe. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/03/24 10:23 AM |
| 47 | I don't really trust her definition of "finer things"Maybe some Aussie can tell me what she means by "Have 2 kids but they're independent"... does that mean they're legal adults? Or does that mean she lets them wander the streets, fend for themselves and rummage through restaurant bins? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/03/24 08:04 AM |
| 12 | It’s unfortunate good looking men discriminate against women over 35through no fault of her own? "It's not my fault" is their motto. Sometimes it even becomes their reflex, like a sneeze or a hiccup. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/03/24 02:29 PM |
| 23 | It’s unfortunate good looking men discriminate against women over 35Why, it's almost as if the 'Cool wine aunt' drinks wine for uncool reasons. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/03/24 02:27 PM |
| 29 | It’s unfortunate good looking men discriminate against women over 35as if the options will magically get better in their 40s 50s and gasp 60s But doing fuck-all has been working for them pretty well all these years-- uncountable free cocktails and meals-- so why not well into the future? You men think you're so bloody smart... but have you ever thought of shaking your titties for dollar bills? Huh? Or charging $$$ for your butthole pics online? ...of course you haven't! Hah! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/03/24 08:45 AM |
| 23 | It’s unfortunate good looking men discriminate against women over 35That only proves that men's standards are far too high and that they stubbornly refuse to compromise! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/03/24 05:10 AM |
| 44 | It’s unfortunate good looking men discriminate against women over 35Public Service Announcement for ladies over 35: If you're still single in a few more years, it's probably your own damn fault. I know saying "it's my own fault" sounds like rapid-fire Lithuanian mixed with classical Amharic and spoken through a mouthful of marbles to most of you, but you should at least try silently thinking the words to yourself so as to eventually reduce the unfamiliarity. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/03/24 05:02 AM |
| 4 | The cartoon coyote is running at full speed but seems to be slowing down...You'll get nothing and like it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/03/24 01:59 AM |
| 9 | The cartoon coyote is running at full speed but seems to be slowing down...It really isn't my preferred kind of thing. It also looks nauseatingly dishonest. Yes, I can understand that some wealthy, married men will have mistresses whom they financially support to keep the infidelity discreet and quiet, some countries have licensed brothels which are regulated, Iran has a short-term marriage contract with a monetary clause which amounts to officially-sanctioned prostitution... but the sugar baby is ambiguous by design. They have sex if and only if they feel like it, but… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/03/24 04:22 AM |
| 5 | The cartoon coyote is running at full speed but seems to be slowing down...A "self-made man" of the kind she envisions is not gonna have enough flexibility in his schedule to drop everything and whisk her off to Padua on a whim. Not that these annoying details ever seem to matter. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/03/24 03:05 AM |
| 9 | The cartoon coyote is running at full speed but seems to be slowing down...Just to say a kind thing about this woman: I will testify that, compared to the 40 year old slagheaps featured at that site, her requirements are refreshingly simple. Some of the (older) women there have hyperspecific demands distilled out of whatever phantasmagorical, dreamlike alternate reality they've unmoored themselves into cosplaying. Often written like hostage-taker's letters made out of glued newspaper clippings: "Pay-up or you'll never see me alive!" It's not unusual for me to come acro… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/03/24 01:41 PM |
| 9 | The cartoon coyote is running at full speed but seems to be slowing down...she doesn't look fat and has all her teeth Oh, I give it a few years before the corn sugar, fast food, sedentary screen-watching lifestyle, lack of dental insurance and low self-respect start taking their inevitable, slow-marching toll. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/03/24 03:13 AM |
| 20 | The cartoon coyote is running at full speed but seems to be slowing down...I don't think she's too desperate to specify age and height, just too lazy. But she's not too lazy to weed-out the dwarves, the old-timers and the young'uns going by their looks alone. Swiping isn't as taxing as selecting from a few drop-down menus. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/03/24 02:09 AM |
| 30 | The cartoon coyote is running at full speed but seems to be slowing down...Of course! A 5'10 midget can't possibly build an empire. All of the greatest, most admirable men throughout history have been very tall! Yuri Gagarin. Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec. Gurkha commandos. Danny DeVito. Half the cast of Time Bandits... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/03/24 01:18 AM |
| 42 | The cartoon coyote is running at full speed but seems to be slowing down...Look on the bright side: The production vats in the secret underground Single Mom Cloning Facility continue to run at peak efficiency. Output is booming! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/03/24 12:39 AM |
| 5 | The cartoon coyote is running at full speed but seems to be slowing down...Second is the best, though. I learned that in grade school. Also: third is a turd. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/03/24 12:30 AM |
| 18 | The cartoon coyote is running at full speed but seems to be slowing down......is the worst. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/03/24 12:25 AM |
| 3 | S€€king "a ¢onne¢tion" $ound$ $o inno¢€nt, ¥€$?She's honest, but the profile comes off as saying "don't expect much from me." Elsewhere on the same site, you can find a 32 year old database analyst who dresses nicely, writes better, speaks more than one language and enthusiastically says what she'll bring to a relationship. I know which one I'd make an effort with. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/03/24 12:20 AM |
| 4 | S€€king "a ¢onne¢tion" $ound$ $o inno¢€nt, ¥€$?2nd hand smoke from the last dude she rode. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/03/24 12:09 AM |
| 7 | S€€king "a ¢onne¢tion" $ound$ $o inno¢€nt, ¥€$?pretty That judgment is truly in the eye of the astigmatic beholder, innit. There's no accounting for taste, but you could probably do better. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/03/24 12:00 AM |
| 6 | S€€king "a ¢onne¢tion" $ound$ $o inno¢€nt, ¥€$?A lot of women pursue their careers for a bit and then marry Then want to marry upwards. Not sideways, not down. Upwards. That's a critical detail. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/03/24 11:57 PM |
| 5 | S€€king "a ¢onne¢tion" $ound$ $o inno¢€nt, ¥€$?I'm envisioning marriages where both partners work That's the family that I was raised in. It's not exactly a freakish arrangement. Why you couldn't acknowledge that kind of marriage from the start rather forces the issue into a false dichotomy. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/03/24 11:54 PM |
| 6 | S€€king "a ¢onne¢tion" $ound$ $o inno¢€nt, ¥€$?You're asking about the definitions of archetypes now. A "gold digger," or whatever you want to label it, is typically in it for the money. There's not much love there and she uses her body as a resource to access wealth. In the real world, some women are so deep in denial about their real motivations that not even they can recognize them. (I've seen this happen close-up; such women are not technically liars because they so fervently believe their own lies. They fell in love with the multimillio… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/03/24 11:30 PM |
| 8 | S€€king "a ¢onne¢tion" $ound$ $o inno¢€nt, ¥€$?That was the joke. What with the over-earnest phrasing and all. "I do not work" was also the signal sent by long nails worn by mandarin officials in the Ming dynasty. They didn't take all those essay exams on the Confucian classics to end up standing in mud under the hot sun, did they. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/03/24 11:05 PM |
| 9 | S€€king "a ¢onne¢tion" $ound$ $o inno¢€nt, ¥€$?The ideal is for a woman to acquire useful knowledge and skills while she’s young enough to offer a man both her youth and those attributes. Ahh, now you're talking like a hard-core misogynist. Aren't you ashamed of yourself, you beast?!? You probably don't want women to vote or learn to read!!1! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/03/24 01:54 PM |
| 15 | S€€king "a ¢onne¢tion" $ound$ $o inno¢€nt, ¥€$?Different people are going to have different opinions, I can only speak for myself. "Boss babes"-- or whatever you want to call them-- never want a man who is on the same level that they're on. Whoever he is, he has to have achieved more, earned more, etc. And when you get to a high income level, the pool of "eligible" men is going to be rather small to choose from. If you're a 40 year old "boss babe" who has spent the last 20 years playing Sex in the City, you're going to be up against 22 year … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/03/24 01:13 PM |
| 8 | S€€king "a ¢onne¢tion" $ound$ $o inno¢€nt, ¥€$?Just spitballing here, but if only she had some control over those nails? Maybe-- just wild speculation, I admit-- she could find gainful employment in a vocation that requires the use of fingers and opposable thumbs. Something involving a tool perhaps. Or a writing implement. Or picking things up and manipulating them in some way. Like, daresay, putting papers in a stack and operating a stapler without the colored acrylic making everything so gosh darned cumbersome for her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/03/24 11:05 AM |
| 17 | And this was her best attempt of them allIs she what the kids call "chonker" nowadays? I confess that I'm not "hip" with the latest lingo among young people, what with their tama-gotchis, their Bubble Up Soda-pops, their Bee-Gee disco dances and their "sock it to me" punchlines from Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/03/24 03:43 AM |
| 22 | And this was her best attempt of them allThere are no bad choices in life, no bad decisions, no wrong turns. Things fall apart, stuff just breaks, kids emerge from your belleh. Now fix it, gallant men. Fix it. Fix it. FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/03/24 03:18 AM |
| 54 | And this was her best attempt of them allIt only shows how superficial, beauty-obsessed and over-demanding the men are! (Did I say it the right way, ladies? Can I get a high-five? Little high-five? ... Just one? ... Pretty please? No? Okay, I'll keep trying...) | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/03/24 01:45 AM |
| 3 | I am tired of lowering my ambitions for weak menYeah, I'm pretty sure she wasn't his student any more. I admit that I don't have full details and I might be unaware of a critical piece of information (but she was 18; maybe they made-out on school grounds? I dunno). One week after graduation was close enough to not make her enough of a "former student", I guess. If it didn't put him in violation of the word of the law, it still predictably ruined his marriage. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/03/24 04:01 AM |
| 10 | Bewbies bewbies bewbies! Bewbies bewbies bewbies! Where's my provider? Bewbies bewbies bewbies!I remember seeing this most starkly in my chick-magnet cousin. In my last year of grad school, I was on the cusp of finalizing my masters' degree while working a part time network support job, I'd been scoring job interviews with major companies, I was the first student in my program to have an internship in Taiwan, my ability to read Chinese newspapers was at its peak and my name even appeared in the international version of the NY Times. The only people in the world who ever called me "loser" … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/03/24 10:51 PM |
| 21 | Bewbies bewbies bewbies! Bewbies bewbies bewbies! Where's my provider? Bewbies bewbies bewbies!Also, there's an assumption that "he wasn't like this when we were dating!" Sure, women are blessed with their intuition, their special gut instinct which must always be trusted whenever a man gives you the "ick", their infallible powers of judgement whenever a man is a creeper "probably a serial killer"-- women are far more insightful and detail-oriented than any man, you know? Ahh, but the hawt man? He bamboozled her! Good lord, who knew he'd been dealing black-market pills the whole time?! Wh… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/03/24 12:10 AM |
| 12 | Bewbies bewbies bewbies! Bewbies bewbies bewbies! Where's my provider? Bewbies bewbies bewbies!"Damn stupid men! Here, we've got plenty of cheese." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/03/24 12:45 PM |
| 20 | Bewbies bewbies bewbies! Bewbies bewbies bewbies! Where's my provider? Bewbies bewbies bewbies!A few centuries ago, hopeless women like this might pimp-out their daughters for cash. The feminist historians of today would blame everyone except the mom. Because such women were "powerless" and had no alternatives. Come to think of it-- today's women are equally powerless as the illiterate peasants of yesteryear! Despite cheap birth control and everything else! All your fault, you demon. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/03/24 09:48 AM |
| 42 | Bewbies bewbies bewbies! Bewbies bewbies bewbies! Where's my provider? Bewbies bewbies bewbies!It was her wedding night-- first time she'd ever had sex-- and BAM! Quadruplets. The incredibly virile father instantly revealed himself to be a yellow-belly and turned tail, leaving the poor, cherubically innocent newlywed almost-virgin in the lurch, upending her entire life. That terrible beast! Won't you, big strong noble gallant provider-type, step up and be a family man?? ...No? YOU &%$*ing COWARD!!!!1! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/03/24 06:53 AM |
| 10 | I am tired of lowering my ambitions for weak menShe's, uh, ... not acting like a happy person today. I think her opinion formed from her ex-husband, whom she had no positive words for. He should've washed more dishes, I guess. She, on the other hand, had few suggestions about how she could've improved her own behavior, since women need only act like the insufferable men that they also want to punch in the nads. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/03/24 11:17 PM |
| 14 | I am tired of lowering my ambitions for weak menI interpreted it as meaning she's against behaviors which too obviously suggest that women are weak or feeble. As for the quieter, passive, not-obvious types of chivalry-- refraining from offensive statements, sugar-coating criticism when Princess fucks-up, politely ignoring the times that she fails to live-up to her pious ideals, etc-- those are simply expected as automatic, de rigeur "feminist boyfriend" behavior. And if she ever runs into a big jam which threatens to unravel her whole life? T… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/03/24 09:22 AM |
| 7 | Wall Street’s DEI Retreat Has Officially Begun - Programs once meant for people of color and women are now open to allThat wouldn't make anyone feel special, though. | /r/MensRights | 06/03/24 04:42 AM |
| 14 | Bumble FIRES 40% of Employees After Gen Z Rejects Feminist Dating Apps"what do you like about food?" Sustenance, mainly. | /r/MensRights | 06/03/24 04:34 AM |
| 14 | Bumble FIRES 40% of Employees After Gen Z Rejects Feminist Dating AppsNo fish or trucks in photos What if you own a successful seafood business? You can't show-off your truckloads of fresh maguro? | /r/MensRights | 06/03/24 04:32 AM |
| 18 | I am tired of lowering my ambitions for weak menOne of the most memorable summaries of the madness was some email that got sent around in the late 1990s listing the traits "of a perfect feminist boyfriend." The list ranged from uncontroversial banalities to utter fever-dreams. Maybe #10 was: "He doesn't hold the door open for you, but he doesn't let it slam in your face." Try that yourself. See if you can stop a door from slamming shut without holding it open. Go ahead. I'll wait. That doesn't work? Try blowing real hard on the door. No? Try … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/03/24 12:51 AM |
| 10 | I am tired of lowering my ambitions for weak menI never saw that one. The dude ended up living with his mother for a decade. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/03/24 12:43 AM |
| 23 | I am tired of lowering my ambitions for weak menI worked alongside a feminist co-worker who was adamant that a man's income is completely irrelevant today because "a woman can earn her own money" and men need to be so SOOO much more than a provider, and that women demand more. That what women truly lust after is intellectual fulfillment, a partner who shares the chores, a good listener, etc etc etc. All wonderful stuff. Men need to be MORE than just providers, they need to be fully-integrated humans. More like her perfect self, perhaps. I thi… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/03/24 12:35 AM |
| 21 | I am tired of lowering my ambitions for weak menIt's a very bizarre collection of personality disorders, to be sure. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/03/24 12:33 AM |
| 11 | I am tired of lowering my ambitions for weak menHey, but she fetches Chad's beer! That's "feminine" you know! What more do you want her to do? Wear a goddamned apron? Take fewer steroids? What?? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/03/24 11:12 PM |
| 16 | I am tired of lowering my ambitions for weak menI knew a dude in the US who slept with one of his students, he was married to a daughter of my mom's best friend. The student was 18 and maybe a week after graduation (but I'm not totally sure). I think they slept together maybe one time. I don't have the full details. It totally destroyed his marriage, got his teaching certification permanently yanked so he can't work that way. The dude didn't go to jail, but he lost basically everything, including a really nice house. The whole thing was reall… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/03/24 11:07 PM |
| 10 | I am tired of lowering my ambitions for weak menWanting is voluntary "Plus, it helps me trade-up if the opportunity suddenly arises" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/03/24 10:56 PM |
| 39 | I am tired of lowering my ambitions for weak menMost redditors are too dumb to understand analogies. Writing an accurate analogy is like removing the legs from a succulent roast crab braised in oyster sauce. It rhymes in medieval Vietnamese, at least. Women have made no progress is developing strategies for telling these men apart. The FDS strategists have spent years developing their "1. fuck the hot men until you find the rich one 2. Abuse him until he worships you" gambit. Their consensus is that the method will work one day, but it's stil… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/03/24 10:45 PM |
| 6 | I can’t find many men that are looking for more than just sex either | WhereAreAllTheGoodMenYou scoff, but that seems to happen rather a lot. My ex-fiancée had an interesting story to that effect. As a teenager, she and a previous boyfriend had been fooling around in bed. Apparently his penis went-off on her stomach. She swore, up and down, that there was no vaginal penetration involved. Yet, she missed her period, peed on a drug store test and, POOF, our Savior hath returned. She confessed to her heathen parents, who foolishly reached the most secular conclusion, but Saint Whorebag wa… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/03/24 11:05 PM |
| 8 | I can’t find many men that are looking for more than just sex either | WhereAreAllTheGoodMenI'd have very mixed feelings about getting that complement. On the one hand, I've read Machiavelli. On the other hand, I've read Sun Tzu. One would sneer dismissively and come up with an appropriate comeback. The other would shrug, politely laugh and collect his paycheck. Maybe acting professionally amounts to a kind of subversion these days. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/03/24 11:55 PM |
| 21 | I can’t find many men that are looking for more than just sex either | WhereAreAllTheGoodMenI remember, a while back, some chick in her 40s was complaining online about the lack of attention she was getting. Wondering why older dudes can hook younger women, but some 25 year old personal trainer stud wasn't at her beck and call. I asked her how much money she was willing to spend on entertaining that personal trainer. Her oh-so witty reply: "Sounds like men are the real gold-diggers." No ma'am, that's the sound of a valid point whizzing by your head like a MIRV. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/03/24 11:38 PM |
| 20 | I can’t find many men that are looking for more than just sex either | WhereAreAllTheGoodMenThat's just background noise. In my office over the past year, I had a co-worker (Canadian) who was an outspoken and self-identified feminist, even sporting one of them 'the future is female' t-shirts on one or more occasions. She had obvious baggage about her ex-husband and a huge chip on her shoulder. And-- I shit you not-- The biggest interpersonal conflicts she had in that office all year were with the other women. The biggest conflicts she had in finalizing her degree were with her female a… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/03/24 07:51 AM |
| 43 | I can’t find many men that are looking for more than just sex either | WhereAreAllTheGoodMenI really do wonder, of all these "he only wanted me for sex" complaints, how many are referring to situations where the dude had been entertaining her for a long time, and tried to get physical, and that just shocked and scandalized the lady because they'd only been dating five months. The complaint is never "he wanted sex once in a while as part of a fun and exciting relationship" because apparently that fairytale pie-in-the-sky fantasy never happens anywhere on planet earth. And it's never the… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/03/24 01:48 AM |
| 31 | I can’t find many men that are looking for more than just sex either | WhereAreAllTheGoodMenTheir analysis makes more sense when you realize there are functionally three sexes: "Women," (50% of the population) "Men" (5-10%) and everyone else is "boring grey unacknowledged mooks who exist to lift heavy boxes, pay for my cocktails and get out of sight when not wanted." The confusion comes from the fact that the latter two categories frequently get blurred together, and only a woman can know in her gut which is which. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/03/24 01:42 AM |
| 14 | [Video] Over 30y old woman increases her standards afer letting the a train of Chads run over her, finds out she is going to be singleSome women have an odd way of tabulating things like dates and sex partners. It's possible for a male acquaintance to take her out the best steakhouse in town and an evening in a high-end jazz club, concluding with him giving her a heartfelt look in the eye and saying "I've developed the strongest feelings for you- I'm absolutely ready to devote my life to you" lean-in for a kiss, only for her to turn away, say "Like, I love you but I'm not in love with you. You know? Also, I really need to know… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/03/24 12:57 AM |
| 5 | [Video] Over 30y old woman increases her standards afer letting the a train of Chads run over her, finds out she is going to be singleThanks so much for the complement! If it's not trouble, feel free to leave a rating or comment at the place you bought it. And, uh, for anyone else who is interested... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/03/24 11:58 PM |
| 22 | [Video] Over 30y old woman increases her standards afer letting the a train of Chads run over her, finds out she is going to be singleThe solution is obvious: Evil, sexist, obsolete concepts like "virgin", "low body count" and "self-respect" must be done-away with entirely. Throw them into the dustbin of history! Alongside "craftsmanship", "adult skills" and "modesty". | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/03/24 01:10 PM |
| 9 | [Video] Over 30y old woman increases her standards afer letting the a train of Chads run over her, finds out she is going to be single"Where are all the good Formula One drivers!?" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/03/24 12:57 PM |
| 33 | [Video] Over 30y old woman increases her standards afer letting the a train of Chads run over her, finds out she is going to be singleI absolutely can. She'd be ordering the surf & turf and pretending to listen to me while making desperate goo-goo eyes at the hot bartender that she fucked the previous weekend. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/03/24 12:54 PM |
| 49 | [Video] Over 30y old woman increases her standards afer letting the a train of Chads run over her, finds out she is going to be singleMiss 6.5 Slovenly Bore absolutely needs her Perfect 10. Nothing less will do. ... You know what instantly kills any sympathy that I might ever feel for this gal? If she were to ever meet me in real life, she would take one look at me, sneer and shift her attention elsewhere. That, mixed with the uncountable number of other potential partners-- including men who are far more worthy than myself-- whom she would instantly classify as beneath notice. Due to some tiny, irrelevant distraction- one sli… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/03/24 11:56 AM |
| 19 | [Video] Over 30y old woman increases her standards afer letting the a train of Chads run over her, finds out she is going to be singleOuch, those must've been some painful insect stings on her lips. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/03/24 10:55 AM |
| 46 | I found a way to be happy being old and alone: Men my age are creepy old dudes anywayHow much you wanna bet that this woman currently sneering at "pervy" older men hitting on easily-controllable "teenagers" had herself sneaked-in to one or more nightclubs with a fake ID to do a little underage drinking and flirting with aforementioned "pervs"? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/02/24 12:43 AM |
| 88 | I found a way to be happy being old and alone: Men my age are creepy old dudes anywayYeah, you'd just rather just give teenagers plenty of baggage 😏 Remember, ladies: anyone younger & hotter than you is a "teenager" and the men who don't want you are pedophiles! You were such a "teenager" yourself once, but now that's water under the (increasingly distant) bridge. Also, those grapes high up on the unreachable vine are probably sour anyway. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/02/24 12:00 AM |
| 13 | male feminist gives me dating adviceA certain kind of gay man, like the one who is speaking at us, is very talented when it comes to telling women exactly what they want to hear. They get lots of applause, high-fives and pseudo-validation and can preen as a kind of accessory, lackey or exotic pet. If you want to carp about how stupid, cowardly and boneheaded straight men are, you're going to get a fertile audience with the ladies who have unresolved issues about the straight men in their lives. Of course, when these guys wind up i… | /r/MensRights | 22/02/24 09:21 AM |
| 6 | male feminist gives me dating adviceThat's absurd. I could have an equally-fulfilling date with a sack of potatoes. Also, it would be a lot cheaper. Funny how he keeps operating under the idea that women don't bring anything into their relationships apart from their bodies. That's a pretty stark assertion of female inferiority, whether he realizes it or not. | /r/MensRights | 22/02/24 09:17 AM |
| 25 | Bright, articulate attractive woman not prepared to underplay her achievements!The word "intimidated by" sounds more self-affirming than "repelled by." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/02/24 02:29 AM |
| 10 | Are there really guys out there who prefer dumb/uneducated, bland, unsuccessful women?Two of them are, according to what they told me. The third doesn't really use social media much. My high school girlfriend seems to be living quite decently; it was heartwarming to know. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/02/24 11:11 PM |
| 8 | Are there really guys out there who prefer dumb/uneducated, bland, unsuccessful women?Define dumb? Not knowing which graduate of the class of '19 sells the best weed behind the strip mall. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/02/24 09:38 AM |
| 11 | Are there really guys out there who prefer dumb/uneducated, bland, unsuccessful women?Her axe has been ground-down to a butter knife, so she's not technically wrong at this point. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/02/24 09:37 AM |
| 15 | Are there really guys out there who prefer dumb/uneducated, bland, unsuccessful women?You know who's attracted to smart, educated go-getter women? ME, that's who. My high school girlfriend is a microbiologist with 2 masters degrees currently working at a government agency based in Atlanta. My first grad school girlfriend, also with 2 masters degrees, is now a cloud-computing specialist at a major corporation, based in Boston. My second grad school girlfriend is now a lawyer and book author, based in northern California. And, despite everything, ... well ... here we are, aren't we… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/02/24 09:33 AM |
| 12 | I'm a strong woman silently begging to be ledTriangular circles! For all your three-edged rolling needs! We got 'em all: Isosceles spheres! Scalene ovals! Right-angled discs! Pythagorean expressions of Pi(r²) of every kind! Get 'em while they're non-Euclidean! Triangular circles! Special discount for 5th dimensional beings! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/02/24 12:24 AM |
| 25 | I'm a strong woman silently begging to be ledI need someone who just takes the lead and doesn't need to be told. A telepathic butler, in other words. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/02/24 12:18 AM |
| 7 | Question for any anthropologists out there: In what society has this behavior been considered "traditional"?Let me help you out, cuz you clearly ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/02/24 02:36 AM |
| 7 | Question for any anthropologists out there: In what society has this behavior been considered "traditional"?I guess it has something to do with our instinctive distaste for people who drop inanities like "this whole thread is toxic af" without explanations as to why. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/02/24 12:06 AM |
| 7 | Question for any anthropologists out there: In what society has this behavior been considered "traditional"?GOOD. That's exactly the reaction we're aiming for. ;) | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/02/24 11:30 PM |
| 9 | He didn't feel I was interested in him...Withholding sex "to see if he's serious" sends its own set of messages, whether they're intended or not. There was this one woman years ago who might've been seriously interested in me. I went out with her quite a few times-- I wasn't a big fan of pressuring women into bed; I didn't consider the "third date rule" to be a thing. Anyway, one evening, we started getting really physical in the shadows outside her house and I thought "this is it". After some heavy petting-- really deep making out-- s… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/02/24 11:07 PM |
| 37 | Question for any anthropologists out there: In what society has this behavior been considered "traditional"?I will concede that her tattoo-covered arms are possibly traditional for a number of cultures in the upper Orinoco basin. You could warn zem... if only you spoke Hovitos. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/02/24 01:14 PM |
| 11 | He didn't feel I was interested in him...I wouldn't say "never". Stopped clocks are right twice a day. It just... just say that you're a stopped clock. It would prevent a lot of miscommunication. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/01/24 09:05 AM |
| 25 | He didn't feel I was interested in him...It would really be refreshing if these chicks could just come out and say: MY VAGINA IS PAY-FOR-PLAY. That's it. That makes the deal clear. Everything else is just window-dressing and gorilla-dust. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/01/24 08:42 AM |
| 27 | He didn't feel I was interested in him...Also: Why is she acting as if sex is EVIL? She's HAD sex. A bunch of times. Why is it evil now? It's like writing her signature at this point. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/01/24 08:33 AM |
| 9 | He didn't feel I was interested in him...That's the one where Joshua eats a hamburger and shoots a dude. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/01/24 06:38 AM |
| 17 | He didn't feel I was interested in him..."That turns them on!" And when they say, "no it doesn't" they are lying! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/01/24 06:15 AM |
| 44 | He didn't feel I was interested in him...I really don't understand the mentality of these single moms with multiple kids who then think that "making a man wait" for sex is somehow a good strategy after it's way, waaaaaay too late for that. Maybe that might've had a chance of working before popping out the multiple rugrats, but that's not merely closing the barn door after the horse has already left. That's trying to close the barn door after every horse is gone, the farm was abandoned, the fields reclaimed by wilderness and the barn bu… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/01/24 04:08 AM |
| 30 | He didn't feel I was interested in him..."I want him to show interest in me!" "I want effort!" How is the erstwhile fellow supposed to know if he's dealing with the kind of woman who says "I want him to show interest, I want effort" as opposed to one who thinks "I want a bunch of free meals." Answer: He isn't. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/01/24 03:58 AM |
| 47 | He didn't feel I was interested in him...It's the mixed messaging which floors me. The twee, pretended "sex is filthy, woe is me, me oh my" quasi-Victorian posturing. Like we're all supposed to wring our hands and join the pity party. This chick has been around the block quite a few times. She's presumably an adult. Yet acts scandalized by the dirty jests of a fresh cad, like she's some kind of priggish 19th century squire's daughter off in rural East Anglia. The beast! The swine! Fetch her fainting couch! Bring the smelling salts! Oka… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/01/24 03:47 AM |
| 25 | He didn't feel I was interested in him...Like that is unreasonable. Maybe, to prevent miscommunication or misplaced expectations, she should say on the first date: "NO SEX FOR YOU". And be, like, really loud and halting, perhaps spoken through a bullhorn right on the side of his head, so as to blow-out his eardrum. Real Men only respect strength! Do that once an hour, for four or five hours. And, since a Real Man should cheerfully agree to any and all of her conditions, and resign himself to never befouling her precious flesh with his … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/01/24 03:30 AM |
| 93 | He didn't feel I was interested in him...They really expect you to have zero libido and live like a monk. Then they want sex Ew. Gross. Disss-gusting. Sex is so unnatural. Eeeyew. Sinful. Sinful! Lustful urges and caresses of the flesh?! UGH! Satisfy the unholy meat-sword of a sex-enjoying pervert?!? Humans were not meant to do that! It's completely freakish and aberrant! Filthy filthy men and their repulsive twisted loins! The fluids? The sweating? The pleasure?? Ugh! A Real Man should want to voluntarily lock his genitals in a cage a… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/01/24 03:20 AM |
| 24 | I just don't think it's fairThat's only because her kind of "fairness" only matters for one person, at certain times and not others. If fairness mattered for everyone across the board, then she could never feel "special". Also, she might be obligated to give-up a perk or two and that'd be inconvenient. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/01/24 10:59 PM |
| 38 | I just don't think it's fairShe also might have to start putting in 10% effort instead of 1% effort. On the dating site where I lurk, there is a ton of women in their 40s who send a "wink" or a "hi" and expect me to start entertaining them with fascinating bon mots, witty parries and hilarious ripostes. Presumably, I'm supposed to fly the lady in to Copenhagen, meet up with her there, and take her out to paint the town red. And there's never a compelling reason from her about why I should be interested, I'm just supposed t… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/01/24 06:49 AM |
| 16 | Men (nowadays) are absolutely savage and cruel"No sex until I meet your friends." Joke's on you, mon amis: She's already fucked all his friends. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/01/24 07:16 AM |
| 21 | Men (nowadays) are absolutely savage and cruelUsually when a woman has to describe herself as 'attractive' yet can't seem to keep a man around even if she glued his hand to her ass, that usually means she's NOT all that attractive. It's the darndest paradox-- so many attractive, incredible, successful, educated, smart and flawless women, but they only ever seem to encounter dead-beats, beat-deads, players & fuckbois, fuckers & playbois, geeks, dweebs, geeky dweebs, dweeby geeks, narcissists, narco-bicyclists, druggers, druggies, lil' dicks,… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/01/24 07:08 AM |
| 17 | Men (nowadays) are absolutely savage and cruelSure. Can't a near-virgin "cut loose and have fun" when she's on a Booze Cruise off the coast of Cozumel? You Puritan sex-negative killjoy, you. You probably think she shouldn't vote or wear pants. Good day, sir! ... I said, GOOD DAY. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/01/24 06:32 AM |
| 9 | Men (nowadays) are absolutely savage and cruelThey're all gonna die pretty quick. She'll be going through them like Takeru Kobayashi noshing on a footlong. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/01/24 03:48 AM |
| 24 | Men (nowadays) are absolutely savage and cruelIf doesn't count if it's anal, oral, with a condom, with a foreigner, with a protestant, offshore beyond the 12 nautical mile limit or in an airplane bathroom flying through international airspace. Hell, if you wanna get technical about the specifics, she's practically a virgin! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/01/24 03:45 AM |
| 15 | Men (nowadays) are absolutely savage and cruelThe kids' presence is what makes makes the men act as if she's an easy lay. It's not her behavior, it's the kids existence. Damn kids. Damn men. Damn planet earth-- they're all arrayed against her! Don't get her started on how the uneven pavement out front is conspiring to make her stumble and fall on her ass. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/01/24 03:39 AM |
| 13 | "I'm ridin' my Whoremobile all the way to Sugar Baby City!"I hear there are some AI-driven robotic forklifts being developed that could fit the bill. What glorious times we live in! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/01/24 08:25 AM |
| 23 | "I'm ridin' my Whoremobile all the way to Sugar Baby City!""Put on your cape and mask, Classy Man! It's the Whoremobile!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/01/24 10:58 PM |
| 11 | Emotionally mature and stable AND educated and successfulThere was a time when I seriously considered getting a PhD in history. I went and talked to a history professor who'd worked in a field close to what I'd want my dissertation to be about, asking how he did it. He spent quite a few years living in destitution and the best he could hope for was getting a tenure-track position. I love the field, but I can't live off of that alone. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/01/24 10:58 PM |
| 12 | Emotionally mature and stable AND educated and successfulNope. But they do complain about such a man who fails to blow it all on her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/01/24 10:50 PM |
| 13 | Emotionally mature and stable AND educated and successfulShe is perpetually torn between the guys she is physically and emotionally attracted to that fuck her life up and the guys that meet all of her practical demands but are too boring to hold her interest. She clearly hasn't met the FDS crew. They'll teach her to not only glorify and valorize her own dysfunctions and self-destructive behavior, but also demonstrate millions of new delicious flavors of man-blame for her to savor, mix and enjoy for years on end. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/01/24 10:47 PM |
| 11 | Emotionally mature and stable AND educated and successfulIt's fine when they do it, because their intentions are forever pure, their souls untainted and their saintly genius minds seraphically innocent. Unlike you, you vile heathen lowlier than scum beneath a shoe-sole, they believe in equality and are therefore your moral and intellectual superiors, granting them the elevated authority to judge you forever guilty and wrong. Patriarchy is your original sin and for that, you must atone!!! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/01/24 01:06 PM |
| 14 | Emotionally mature and stable AND educated and successfulI'd reproduce it here, but it's tedious and depressing. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/01/24 12:47 PM |
| 15 | Emotionally mature and stable AND educated and successfulIt also told her that if she ascended the corporate ladder, mercilessly domineered her underlings and fucked a lot of partners like one of those tyrannical, loathsome male bosses whom feminists enviously wish they could both mimic and kill (without bothering to put in nearly as much work to fulfill either job, mind you) her value would skyrocket to the stratosphere and beyond. Turns out an Alpha Female is far too magnificent for the rest of mere humanity to handle. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/01/24 11:21 AM |
| 23 | Emotionally mature and stable AND educated and successfulHell, I've had women reject me for being "too good" or "too smart" for them. Do I believe those were the actual reasons? Hell no. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/01/24 11:16 AM |
| 22 | Emotionally mature and stable AND educated and successfulI was recently approached by some headcase on a dating site who gave me this unbelievable litany about how broken she is. The woman featured up top can't hold a candle. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/01/24 07:12 AM |
| 26 | Emotionally mature and stable AND educated and successful"Educated" really is a nauseating euphemism. "High income" is what she actually means. After my first stint in grad school, no woman gave a damn about my "education". I was recently reading an IBM press release about their proposals to provide flexible, online courses for upskilling people in things like cloud computing and computer security with an eye towards project-based work, technical certification and apprenticeships on a pathway leading to jobs... that ain't the kind of "education" she's… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/01/24 07:10 AM |
| 36 | Emotionally mature and stable AND educated and successful^ She meets lots of "good" men, she just doesn't consider them worthy. When she's standing in line at Caribou Coffee, she often gets chatted-up by some friendly, affable "creep" who is gross because he wears glasses or has a slight bridge on his nose or one small pimple on his neck which rules him out of favor. Such a disgusting Morlock doesn't count. And this woman will make such a judgement, despite herself being a beak-nosed, pizza-face wearing a Coke bottle on each eye. But she does have a v… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/01/24 06:54 AM |
| 48 | Emotionally mature and stable AND educated and successfulDefine "good," lady. And not with weasel-words like "educated" or "stable," what does this dude LOOK like in your head? A UFC fighter? "6 feet tall with gym body and the right amount of facial hair"? The captain of your college basketball team? Someone you saw on the front page of a magazine? What does "good" mean in terms of looks? Because that's who've you been throwing yourself at so far, you and every other starry-eyed competitor out there. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/01/24 04:35 AM |
| 15 | [Video] Married women finds out that her ex is earrning more money than her husband and asks how she can get him back (gets immediate feedback)Tsk tsk. Don't you go applying standards to the people who insist that no standards can ever apply to them. They have standards for you to fulfill, you know! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/01/24 02:44 AM |
| 31 | Now for a simple list of DOs and DON'Ts... DON'T: Call her 'mommy'. DO: Send her money and listen to her reasoningAt least she doesn't say "My kid is my world". But, even if she did, I'd ask: If your kid really was that important to you, maybe you’d have picked a better dad who was worthy of a relationship? But that's neither here nor there. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/01/24 01:17 PM |
| 14 | Willful withholding wrenches wronged's whole world - who, wisely, went away. Worldly whore now watches wedlock wrecking without warning, wondering whether waiting out his woes will work to worm her way out.Did she explain to him that she only did it to get back at her controlling, Victorian mother and father? And, like, she totally needed the money but who really wants to get a job waiting tables? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/01/24 12:19 PM |
| 14 | What can possibly have changed that I'm not getting boyfriends anymore. It feels unfair!a "lady" shouldn't do anything. She should sit around and wait for "magic" to happen or die otherwise. When she wants a drink of water, presumably she tilts her head skyward with mouth agape and waits for it to rain. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/01/24 08:14 AM |
| 20 | What can possibly have changed that I'm not getting boyfriends anymore. It feels unfair!I AM ATTRACTIVE I don't think you get to make that call, dear. kids bullied me because I was tall, smart Sure they did, Corky. As a child, you were just too magnificent. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/01/24 11:14 PM |
| 10 | Why should I "compromise"? I can do better, right?"Treat me like an equal partner." Also: "Shiny rocks for my fingers and a suburban house, give them to me." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/01/24 02:35 AM |
| 6 | Why should I "compromise"? I can do better, right?Thanks for the recommended reading, I'll have to stick that on the list. You've probably read way more about this than I have; my main obsession has always been east Asian history. In a similar vein to what you're talking about, there's a comedic play from the 1600s, "The Country-Wife" by William Wycherley (the title is supposed to be a pun) where a fellow, aptly-named "Horner," spreads a rumor that he's impotent, the lie of which creates space for affairs with married women. The most publicly v… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/01/24 12:02 AM |
| 3 | Why should I "compromise"? I can do better, right?Quite right; churches were supposed to be similarly off limits, but I think that was more a result of demands from Rome during the Crusades. There was some edict in 1045 (the Council of Narbonne, maybe?) which declared church property, including affiliated shepherds, their flocks, olive trees, etc to be spared violence. Otherwise, I guess the other olive trees were all fair game. It goes without saying that it wasn't intended to do things like protect the synagogues and mosques of Jerusalem in 1… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/12/23 11:18 PM |
| 7 | Why should I "compromise"? I can do better, right?"Noisome" means "offensive" (but in English, which is why it's not italicized). My understanding is that "virtus feminarum" was the phrase in Latin used to refer to the kinds of conduct a woman of standing was expected to show in public: loyalty to her husband, modesty, devotion to domestic duties, etc. You know, all of the "sexist" stuff that women aren't supposed to do anymore while simultaneously expecting all the benefits of that "sexist" social order. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/12/23 10:44 PM |
| 4 | Why should I "compromise"? I can do better, right?Ironically, the "first wave" of the women's movement refers to the 19th century one. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/12/23 10:40 PM |
| 2 | Why should I "compromise"? I can do better, right?Ah, quite right. Correction made. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/12/23 10:39 PM |
| 13 | Why should I "compromise"? I can do better, right?Of course not. A Lady need only exist for everyone to bow before her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/12/23 11:13 AM |
| 22 | Why should I "compromise"? I can do better, right?Speaking as a historical term, "chivalry" was the code of conduct for medieval knights, supposedly developed after the Crusades and exemplified by things like Richard I's interactions with Saladin and the mythology of Sir Galahad in the Arthurian legends. The (degenerated) term today is a shorthand of Victorian-era upper-middle-class politeness afforded towards women-- gallantry and showy displays of heroic selflessness-- in an era when displays of women's sexuality were also taboo and sublimate… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/12/23 09:59 AM |
| 65 | Why should I "compromise"? I can do better, right?Chivalry is dead, and it was the women of your generation who danced around on its twitching corpse before the next generation came in to use the rotting severed head to play croquet. You didn't pull the trigger, though. That was the Boomer feminists, so you're off the hook for that. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/12/23 07:44 AM |
| 4 | Crazy chick commands courtly conduct. Cell citizen cannot be commited to culpable choices - couldn't the community consider clearing her charges?with a high school diploma Who needs that fancy-schmantzy book learnin' ? That's fer homos! All ya needs to know is jeezus and how to shoots a gun. Take yer gaylord diploma and yer science and yer fancy French words and go back to Russia where you can go have buttsex with yer Ayatollah buddies! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/12/23 12:22 AM |
| 10 | Crazy chick commands courtly conduct. Cell citizen cannot be commited to culpable choices - couldn't the community consider clearing her charges?Indeed! Her only true transgression... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/12/23 12:18 AM |
| 12 | Crazy chick commands courtly conduct. Cell citizen cannot be commited to culpable choices - couldn't the community consider clearing her charges?You know the old saying about dating prison chicks: Once you go recidivist, you'll always persist! ...it rhymed in my head, at least. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/12/23 12:16 AM |
| 7 | So, how's your Christmas holiday weekend going?They love to share their wonderful expertise in the spirit of spreading joy! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/12/23 12:04 AM |
| 9 | So, how's your Christmas holiday weekend going?"If you already have a job and car, what's the point of a man who'd make these possessions redundant?" is one of those rude misogynist questions which is better left unasked. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/12/23 12:03 AM |
| 14 | So, how's your Christmas holiday weekend going?She breathes oxygen too. She breathes it real good. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/12/23 05:43 AM |
| 22 | So, how's your Christmas holiday weekend going?The hot men won't commit. The committing men aren't hot. Plz someone halp. No, not that kind of halp. No, not that halp either. And not that one. Halp better! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/12/23 03:33 AM |
| 16 | So, how's your Christmas holiday weekend going?How can FDS be wrong? They're all in successful, happy relationships. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/12/23 03:32 AM |
| 6 | Who wants to buy a "fixer upper" house?"I'm good with people because I'm a Caprisun" But how do you get the little sharpened straw through the plastic without bending it? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/12/23 01:21 AM |
| 8 | Who wants to buy a "fixer upper" house?Her Instagram story, viewable by thousands, was only created for viewing by one set of eyes. And even though she made it just for him, he NEVER clicks the little heart. The very nerve! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/12/23 01:19 AM |
| 6 | Question: Does becoming less attractive and having more demands make it harder to date?What, you want more? You want a servile doormat?? Pffsht! Men. The utter audacity. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/12/23 12:59 AM |
| 9 | Question: Does becoming less attractive and having more demands make it harder to date?I think the phrase "pleasing men" involves stuff like sitting at a restaurant with cloth napkins, eating a free filet mignon and not insulting the dude straight to his face. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/12/23 12:15 AM |
| 35 | So, how's your Christmas holiday weekend going?You have to admit, men are always giving-off confusing signals. Like, men are always loudly saying every day: "I TOTALLY WANT A BITCHY WOMAN WITH A DECENT JOB AND CAR," so she gets a decent job and car and acts bitchy. And then, to everyone's shock, the most desirable men are attracted to younger, hotter women who act pleasant? And they totally ignore the job-having, car driving, 40-something ball-breakers?!?! I don't get it-- Y R MEHN SO WEIRD?? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/12/23 12:03 AM |
| 47 | So, how's your Christmas holiday weekend going?I have a decent job, car LITERALLY NOBODY CARES. Ho ho ho, happy holifuk. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/12/23 12:00 AM |
| 6 | Question: Does becoming less attractive and having more demands make it harder to date?She's been getting free tickets in her mailbox for years. Now that the ship has set sail and is chugging to the horizon, she wants to know where the dock is and how to pack her bags. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/12/23 11:57 PM |
| 9 | Question: Does becoming less attractive and having more demands make it harder to date?"I'm less interested in pleasing men." I'm wondering how much she was ever interested in that. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/12/23 11:55 PM |
| 7 | Question: Does becoming less attractive and having more demands make it harder to date?Absolutely not. The older you get, the more refined and grand your demands have become. When it comes to your kilometer-long litany of pricey and fantastical expectations, let 'em rip! The sky's the limit, Queen! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/12/23 11:25 PM |
| 16 | Read to the bottom, if you make it that far...You say that as if it's an unreasonable expectation for a woman in her position to have. It's the ultimate single momma fantasy, just like what the feminist novelists of the '70s and '80s had promised all of womankind. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/12/23 11:41 AM |
| 19 | Read to the bottom, if you make it that far...I like to imagine how the conjugal visit will go while you're babysitting. I hear that heroin is way more valuable than street price when it's smuggled behind bars and that dutiful girlfriends might helpfully hide it in a body cavity or two in exchange for a cut. Granted, this is hearsay and slightly out of my wheelhouse. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/12/23 10:46 PM |
| 96 | Read to the bottom, if you make it that far...Did the daddy use the left side of your mouth to take the caps off his beer bottles? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/12/23 02:15 PM |
| 38 | Not getting as much attention anymore. What can possibly have changed?!?!I'm really meticulous about who I swipe right on You and every other similarly-situated spinster. And it turns out that tiny sliver of men that you all swipe right on are chasing younger, hotter, tighter women. Which is what you used to be. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/12/23 11:37 PM |
| 22 | Read to the bottom, if you make it that far...I'm imagining that a few dates in, she'll want me to drive her to the prison for a conjugal visit. And I'll be in the waiting room next to those visitation stalls with the glass windows and the telephones. There'll be a trusty convict-janitor with a mop and his legs manacled together, scrubbing the scuffed and fluid-stained linoleum slowly so as to savor every moment that he's outside his cell. The watchful guards will bring in a giant, head-shaven tattooed pituitary-gland freak in chains, three… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/12/23 11:29 PM |
| 10 | Read to the bottom, if you make it that far...racism is simply not tolerated I bet she's oddly well-read about history of the crack-to-powder cocaine sentencing disparity. That, and Harry Potter. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/12/23 11:26 PM |
| 7 | I will send her 35 cents: "You said you wanted change, right?"The balance of payments is positive, what with all the weed, booze & free car rides she probably fucked for. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/12/23 07:08 AM |
| 19 | OP expresses peak cognitive dissonance after a bunch of people told her what she did wrong.feeling sorry for them being lied to and now being desperate. Don't feel too sorry. A big chunk of that lying was being done in the mirror. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/12/23 12:08 AM |
| 12 | OP expresses peak cognitive dissonance after a bunch of people told her what she did wrong.You monsters. You can't possibly understand how she feels! She's not getting exactly the relationship that she wants with exactly whom she wants-- must be 6 feet tall & rich of course-- exactly when she wants it the most and not one second before. You have no idea how it feels to not get what you want when you want it, delivered on a silver platter on bended knee. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/12/23 12:07 AM |
| 2 | Silly woman. Sex is for Chads!That is probably the grossest thing I've heard all week. Urgh. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/12/23 10:33 PM |
| 13 | "What else would you be good for anyway?"there are no bad decisions, life just sorta happens to them.. Not their fault. They have the worst luck. The devil made them do it. It was the abuse. It was the booze. The stupid schools didn't know how to teach her. Chadsperm von Bigpecs was a manipulator who pulled her strings. The glamor of making big money by being a drug pusher's girl was just so blinding. It's all part of life's journey, really... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/12/23 06:12 AM |
| 12 | "What else would you be good for anyway?"...I was just wandering alone through the lollipop forest | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/12/23 06:07 AM |
| 14 | "What else would you be good for anyway?"but apparently from what I understood you can be hand slapped for that. We need a burden of proof before a post can be considered fake. And being very stupid isn't proof. The Scientology belief system is extraordinarily stupid, yet it stubbornly exists. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/12/23 06:04 AM |
| 53 | "What else would you be good for anyway?"That gave me a chuckle. It's a little late to be playing the easily-scandalized virgin. If you're tall and give her a can of White Claw, she'd gladly do ya doggie style on a pile of flattened cardboard boxes heaped up behind a CVS. But the smut of kissing before the 5th date?? That, sir, is a bridge too far! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/12/23 12:50 AM |
| 24 | "What else would you be good for anyway?"There are so many deliberately-included terrible things in this profile, some part of me would like to believe that it's a well-concocted joke. It's too stupidly lousy to be real, yet not lousily stupid enough to be entirely unbelievable. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/12/23 12:19 AM |
| 46 | "What else would you be good for anyway?"Don't be covered in tattoos Any bets on how her past gaggle o' lovers looked with their shirts off? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/12/23 12:15 AM |
| 11 | Silly woman. Sex is for Chads!Your reply wasn't really more than an empty banality which added no value, especially since everybody here is already fully aware that bad actors exist on planet earth and that stereotypes are not always true. I don't think I really need to suddenly pop in to your conversations to remind you that water is wet and fire is hot. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/12/23 07:58 AM |
| 1 | Type A alpha babe angry at "toxic" notion that alpha male "leaders" want "doormat" womenThere is such a thing as evincing quiet strength. But it's not really eye-catching, nor is it really something she notices until such a fellow pulls her bacon out of the fire. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/12/23 04:11 AM |
| 7 | Silly woman. Sex is for Chads!Running up a big credit card bill also seems to clarify their expectations of men. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/12/23 03:55 AM |
| 8 | Silly woman. Sex is for Chads!My personality is at least 15 or 16 feet taller than my physical form. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/12/23 03:53 AM |
| 15 | Silly woman. Sex is for Chads!Obviously, the best practice is to presume guilt upon people who aren't drop-dead gorgeous. They're serial killers until proven innocent. And the burden of proof shall be lighter, the handsomer they look, with the smokin' hottest men enjoying total impunity. It's the only fair way to judge people. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/12/23 03:50 AM |
| 7 | Silly woman. Sex is for Chads!It'll never work because overpaying your male employees strengthens the Patriarchy and you just LOVE that heady feeling of POWER! Feeling the POWER is million times better than making a silly profit! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/12/23 11:08 PM |
| 16 | Silly woman. Sex is for Chads!Sure. "The past is the past" so you can't judge her or penalize her past behavior. Also she's an abuse victim from those same past relationships, so she needs your eternal chivalrous support. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/12/23 11:04 PM |
| 7 | Silly woman. Sex is for Chads!I prance-around singing "I'm a man! I can open my own fucking door! I pee my name on the snowy forest floor! Whatever you're paid, I'm always paid more! Gaze upon my penis, whom all must adore! For I am a man, blort-dee-blore!" That old tune. Everyone knows that one. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/12/23 10:58 PM |
| 11 | Silly woman. Sex is for Chads!Once had a woman scream at me for holding a door open for her. Most of us have. And when we say it within earshot of a feminist, they scream "LIES!" because we're all telling exactly the same lie. As everyone knows: Feminists love everybody! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/12/23 10:42 PM |
| 27 | Silly woman. Sex is for Chads!Only problem is that I haven't cleaned-up my torture basement in years. Surgical instruments get rusty over time and leather straps get all flaky and deteriorating. The car battery has to be dead, so the nipple-clips wouldn't spark unless I got a whole new set. My dental drill still works, but it's got dried blood splattered all over the front. By now, there's gotta be an inch of dust on the 1950's gynecologists' table with the eyelid-tweezers welded on the headrest and the bacon-slicer jury-rig… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/12/23 09:34 AM |
| 34 | Silly woman. Sex is for Chads!they call me a sexist You're also a sexist for not holding the door open for them. C'est la vie. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/12/23 09:02 AM |
| 60 | Silly woman. Sex is for Chads!The men who don't beat her up are a million times worse than the ones who do beat her up... because of the secret torture basements that they have. Surely. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/12/23 09:01 AM |
| 97 | Silly woman. Sex is for Chads!She hasn't found the optimized rationalization which can square this impossible circle: The stable, mild-mannered polite men are obviously all serial killers with torture basements. And the emotionally-unavailable toxic hot man who cheats is a misunderstood diamond in the rough who needs to be dick-sucked in exactly the right way to capture his heart and turn him into the nurturing partner she can spend her life with. DUH! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/12/23 07:40 AM |
| 2 | Leech lusts for long leave. Lamentably, lone locality lacks liveliness; lover loses to last liaison. Lady lauds latter's luck in life, languishing at lost liberty, lest letting go of late lifestyle.It sounds like you have a legit reason. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/12/23 10:28 PM |
| 16 | A woman I know tweeted this.But she's wearing mistletoe on her lingerie just for him when he comes down the chimney! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/12/23 10:26 PM |
| 14 | A woman I know tweeted this.But she's on the "naughty" list thanks to all the hook-upping throughout her twenties. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/12/23 10:24 PM |
| 17 | Leech lusts for long leave. Lamentably, lone locality lacks liveliness; lover loses to last liaison. Lady lauds latter's luck in life, languishing at lost liberty, lest letting go of late lifestyle.Surely I am entitled to have a party for each of my 364 un-birthdays each year? Leap year, there's 365 of those. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/12/23 01:13 AM |
| 21 | Leech lusts for long leave. Lamentably, lone locality lacks liveliness; lover loses to last liaison. Lady lauds latter's luck in life, languishing at lost liberty, lest letting go of late lifestyle.Only one birthday month a year? But what about Second Birthday Month? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/12/23 12:07 AM |
| 52 | Leech lusts for long leave. Lamentably, lone locality lacks liveliness; lover loses to last liaison. Lady lauds latter's luck in life, languishing at lost liberty, lest letting go of late lifestyle.photography business OnlyFans doesn't count. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/12/23 09:58 PM |
| 31 | Strong Independent #8849223 wonders why her success doesn't attract successful men.Oh, did she say what her graduate degree is in? Does she brag about how much money she makes?? Does she remind us repeatedly of how awesome and grown-up and in-charge she is?? Does she have a long-term savings account in addition to her checking account? What's the annual annuity of her life insurance policy? Can she borrow against the equity? Has she considered nursing home insurance?? Has she ever tried over-the-counter investing? Or is she strictly a retail brokerage sort of girl?? And what o… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/12/23 09:28 AM |
| 6 | "Successful" at lonelinesspraying that they can transform their liabilities into assets for "real men" to rescue them. They do a bang-up job of ensuring that only a real ubermensch could possibly put up with them. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/12/23 10:32 PM |
| 6 | "Successful" at lonelinessNEVER marry a man in a 51/49 relationship where she is giving even 1 bit more That's absurd. I'd have guessed that their minimum ratio wouldn't demand getting less than 10-to-1, with even that pushing the boundaries of their tolerance. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/12/23 11:22 AM |
| 38 | "Successful" at lonelinessbut aren't there guys who work at McD's also "lovely human beings" worthy of love? NO. They are all horrible bastards with malfunctioning brains and poor morals. Beyond wrapping the sandwiches, they're barely worthy of life. A masters' degree guarantees quality, like a USDA stamp. Just like how anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac and anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, anyone lacking your level of educational certification is unworthy and everyone above you is wonderful mate… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/11/23 11:43 PM |
| 42 | "Successful" at lonelinessA perfectly lovely human being I'll need a second opinion. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/11/23 11:40 PM |
| 6 | The Wall Doth Approaches"I can't count the money in my bank accounts because there are too many of them, and each number has way too many zeroes! Oh no!" "I'm bored by the restaurants in Hollywood because I'm too famous and they all want to seat me without a reservation! Woe is me!" "My castle is so huge and my army of servants is so lazy! Boo hoo!" "The weight of my crown makes my neck ache! The diamonds are so bright and numerous, the light hurts my eyes! Oh me oh my!" "My dessert buffet is so vast and unending, I ca… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/11/23 10:50 AM |
| 12 | The Wall Doth Approaches95% of those women I am not interested in, though. "Your standards are too high! You demand lingerie models who drive Ferraris!" --Some 42-year old singleton chick who looks and sounds like Marcia Wallace while projecting like IMAX. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/11/23 11:14 PM |
| 34 | The Wall Doth ApproachesOnly two dates/week a few years back. Only about a hundred potential suitors/year. Oh the horror. Oh the calamity. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/11/23 07:23 AM |
| 5 | The Wall Doth ApproachesThe upwardly flung hat lands hard on Nicollet Avenue. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/11/23 07:22 AM |
| 19 | The Wall Doth ApproachesAsk not for whom the wall looms, it looms at you. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/11/23 10:41 PM |
| 25 | Single mother opines on lifeThey can't. It's like being hit by lightning. They walk down the street, whistling a tune, whisper to themselves "I think I'm running low on lima beans..." and BAM! Preggo. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/11/23 07:45 AM |
| 12 | Single mother opines on lifeMore like shredded pork butt. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/11/23 07:43 AM |
| 21 | Single mother opines on lifeHer: "if men thought the house work was the easy part, they would not be working." Me: "Sure, Miss. I'll stay at home and cook some oh-so difficult pancakes. You go, work full time, put a roof over my head, bring me flowers every week, and cover all of the expenses. Oh, I need $300 for spending money each week. Deal?" Her: (shoots off at high speed, leaving a translucent dust cloud behind) P'ZOW! Me: "Damn, that was like the Road Runner! Addendum, because this chick's complaint is so irritating:… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/11/23 07:39 AM |
| 1 | "The new baby's dad is in jail for hitting me n other things."Well, she didn't simply want a man to make all the decisions. He had to make all of her best decisions for her. So he would know exactly what ideal decisions to make before she even knew what it was or what the possibilities were. She wouldn't have to think, period. He should choose all the restaurants? No. He should choose only the ones she wanted. He should choose all the movies to watch? No. He should choose only the ones she wanted. And so on. Not unrelatedly, any bad decisions are convenien… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/11/23 11:32 PM |
| 3 | Pregnant mom with 7 kids expects the man to pay for the first date and be a mechanic (post by @NotaBene).Some Tangible Dinero, eh? Awesome. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/11/23 11:52 AM |
| 5 | BBC weather's Sara Thornton claims that 'attractive' women are allowed to present the forecast even if they have no experienceI always thought that they were chosen for being wizened, former boxers. And being experts at holding cards with numbers on them. | /r/MensRights | 15/11/23 09:49 PM |
| 1 | NYT actively blaming men for not being good enoughSo when you were replying to B_P_G, saying "you", you were actually speaking to nobody in particular. Brilliant ploy there, chum. Everyone should take you seriously. | /r/MensRights | 15/11/23 09:19 PM |
| 1 | NYT actively blaming men for not being good enoughWhat a pathetic attempt at deflection. | /r/MensRights | 15/11/23 09:11 AM |
| 1 | NYT actively blaming men for not being good enoughLike, if you're going to inform someone who is living alone that some unknown person is coming-in and doing their housework for them that makes you look sort of dumb, n'est-ce pas? | /r/MensRights | 15/11/23 04:54 AM |
| 13 | Woman gives a brutal redpill about stepdads. This is another warning for men who are considering bailing out single moms.She wanted him, except she also wanted him with more money and fewer side-pieces. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/11/23 01:05 PM |
| 10 | Woman gives a brutal redpill about stepdads. This is another warning for men who are considering bailing out single moms.You mean her wisdom didn't blow your mind? She's like Karl Popper, G. K. Chesterton, Honoré de Balzac and Yoda all rolled into one breathtaking sage. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/11/23 01:00 PM |
| 14 | Woman gives a brutal redpill about stepdads. This is another warning for men who are considering bailing out single moms.because it was a phase” It's not gonna be "a phase" for the child's lifetime. Not unless children are accessories who exist to enliven the life of the narcissistic, emotionally immature parent and it's all about Mommy Dearest. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/11/23 12:56 PM |
| 4 | NYT actively blaming men for not being good enoughIt doesn't sound as if B_P_G is cohabiting with someone who is doing his dishes and folding his laundry. What "free labor" is he getting if he is living alone? | /r/MensRights | 14/11/23 11:48 AM |
| 12 | "The new baby's dad is in jail for hitting me n other things."You forgot Knuckles Malone, Frankie 'The fuckface' Francowiak, Buster 'Pimpsuit' Jones, Pete 'scabby penis' Bork who thinks wearing condoms is a sin. And whats-his-name with the flaming barbed wire tattooed around his neck. You know who I mean, the one who hangs out with that one dude with the crank, Shifty 'piss-stain' Malloy is what they called him, and his brother with the grey tooth that stinks real bad every time he talks. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/11/23 11:27 PM |
| 12 | Woman gives a brutal redpill about stepdads. This is another warning for men who are considering bailing out single moms.magically got pregnant while with another girl (her own F%cking words) Rejoice and huzzah like the doves o'er the Mount of Olives! Our savior, the son of God made flesh, hath returned to reign in an era of peace! He bestows forgiveness upon all jezebels! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/11/23 11:05 PM |
| 39 | "The new baby's dad is in jail for hitting me n other things."There was this one chick who was a co-worker at our part-time office jobs when I was in grad school. She sometimes complained "I always meet the worst men!" Of course, if you lined-up 100 men, she would seek-out the biggest narcissistic, controlling, sexist jerkwad and start flirting with him. To say that out loud though, would be "victim blaming." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/11/23 11:01 PM |
| 28 | Pregnant mom with 7 kids expects the man to pay for the first date and be a mechanic (post by @NotaBene).Of course. But she's "traditional." When it comes to things like picking up the check and changing sparkplugs | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/11/23 10:03 PM |
| 13 | Single mom with nude pics complain that men don't want anything serious.She'd better keep saving, in that case. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/11/23 02:47 AM |
| 12 | Women list reasonable places that they refuse to go on a first date. Nevermind the point of the first date is to see if you vibe, these princesses are like "How much money can you spend on me first?"It's a chain, so ick. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/11/23 09:52 PM |
| 17 | Women list reasonable places that they refuse to go on a first date. Nevermind the point of the first date is to see if you vibe, these princesses are like "How much money can you spend on me first?"The whole idea of courtship, in addition to the whole "getting to know you" thing, was to substantiate the seriousness of the male suitor: that he was willing (and able) to make an investment in a relationship. Today, these chicks just take the investments and party with it until they push-out a kid. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/11/23 09:51 PM |
| 23 | Women list reasonable places that they refuse to go on a first date. Nevermind the point of the first date is to see if you vibe, these princesses are like "How much money can you spend on me first?"They need to look in the mirror and live by their own rules. "NEVER!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/11/23 09:48 PM |
| 8 | Women list reasonable places that they refuse to go on a first date. Nevermind the point of the first date is to see if you vibe, these princesses are like "How much money can you spend on me first?"That has to have a limiting effect on one's life: what gifts to not accept from strangers? The atrocities that these women must be numb to by now. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/11/23 09:47 PM |
| 6 | Pregnant mom's dream job is to be a stay at home mom. What a surprise.Awesome. Make sure you get some real halo-halo. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/11/23 02:40 AM |
| 9 | Pregnant mom's dream job is to be a stay at home mom. What a surprise.Aww, thanks. And if you have gotten your copy thank you and please leave a review where you got it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/11/23 02:16 AM |
| 8 | Single mom is "terrified of being alone" but still rejecting men while in her 30s."Where are all the good Top Gun pilots?" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/11/23 10:10 PM |
| 36 | Pregnant mom's dream job is to be a stay at home mom. What a surprise.Back alleys? No way, she'd never return to that. The next Chad needs a back seat in his Honda Civic. She ain't no low-class ho. When it comes to you or any other non-Chad ilk, at least. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/11/23 02:22 PM |
| 24 | Single mom is "terrified of being alone" but still rejecting men while in her 30s.She used to be railed by the hottest Chads you can imagine. Tall, with abs and pecs and biceps and short-cropped hair and waggling tongues and dirty jokes and dicks the size of Toltec war clubs. She deserves them, and no less. Except now they've gotta be way richer than the broke-ass deadbeats she used to fuck. The ones who have grotty little apartments with pizza boxes and big aluminum piles of empties in the corner. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/11/23 02:18 PM |
| 51 | Single mom is "terrified of being alone" but still rejecting men while in her 30s.In this woman's case, she clearly does enjoy the ego-trip which comes from "turning" people down. More than the terror of being alone, clearly. It's a meager and pathetic kind of ego-boosting with little tangible benefit, but she's gotta cling to something. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/11/23 02:17 PM |
| 27 | This strip club's promotional pokes fun at the demographic of strippers.Hey, watch the unfair stereotyping! That phone call she's making could very well be a job interview to be a neurosurgeon! Or, like, a conference with the Joint Chiefs of Staff because she's a national security advisor on cyberwarfare! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/11/23 10:45 PM |
| 11 | This strip club's promotional pokes fun at the demographic of strippers.Also a thought bubble over her head, imagining Chad's yogurt-slinger. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/11/23 10:37 PM |
| 18 | Delusional average looking woman demands her dates to spend at least $200 on first datesIt is beyond asinine that women have such high expectations of men but are REAL QUICK to tell us how they're "not obligated" to do anything and that WE should not be "expecting." No standards but double-standards. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/11/23 04:25 AM |
| 22 | Delusional average looking woman demands her dates to spend at least $200 on first datesHon, you should be grateful to get a cup of soup bought for you out of a vending machine. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/11/23 12:16 AM |
| 17 | Apparently not even a $100,000 income is enough for these out of touch princesses."I want my husband to be an alien and a shark. And the shark has to drive a truck shaped like a pumpkin..." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/11/23 01:16 AM |
| 6 | Apparently not even a $100,000 income is enough for these out of touch princesses.They're talking in Liberian dollars, right? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/11/23 01:14 AM |
| 7 | Single mom with kids from different fathers, twice divorced, mental health issues, and an OnlyFans wants a 6ft husband and role model.I can only imagine how my prissy, quasi-Victorian, 76-year old mom would react. "So, Miss..." (eyes narrow) "...it seems that your 'stage name' is a ribald double-entendre too suggestive for me to repeat at the Retired Church-Goers Ladies' Auxiliary..." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/10/23 08:04 AM |
| 12 | Stacylite pops The Big Question after dating bad boys and becoming a mom.She was Ms. Patty Perfect the whole time, though. Victimized by men's unsavory games. She was delivering toys to St. Virgin's School For Orphaned Kittens when suddenly, Chad Hardpecs McBackstab with his good looks and big dick grabbed her from behind, twirled his handlebar mustache and tied her to a railroad track. Cackling villainously the whole while. Now you need to save her from all of these things which inexplicably happened to her body, despite all of her perfect life-decisions and discern… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/10/23 10:42 PM |
| 16 | Stacylite pops The Big Question after dating bad boys and becoming a mom.The crazy thing is these women claim they were tricked or didn’t know who the good men were The Bad Boys are certainly a wily bunch. Master-manipulators, in fact. And there's no shame in being repeatedly fooled by a master! Do you know their most diabolical trick? They manipulate by... apologizing insincerely! --WHOA!-- And no normal human being could possibly pull-off such arch-puppeteer's machinations! And the icing on the supervillain's cake? After the infernal mis-direction of apologizing fa… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/10/23 10:28 PM |
| 30 | Stacylite pops The Big Question after dating bad boys and becoming a mom."decent men chads" How many perfectly decent dudes do you suppose this chick has rejected for stupid, superficial reasons so far? 20,000? 30,000? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/10/23 12:49 PM |
| 63 | Single mom with kids from different fathers, twice divorced, mental health issues, and an OnlyFans wants a 6ft husband and role model.Time for your confession: Which one of you knuckleheads wrote this profile? It's like a mélange of every cliché we see. My only critique is that I would have added: "these kids are my world, so I've got 3 worlds' worth of expenses for you to cover." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/10/23 12:36 PM |
| 11 | Pregnant mom assumes men want her and her kid."Try Allanzo's MILE-LONG SALAMIS! So long, we can't even show them on regular TV screens!" "Does your airport need a new runway extension? Does your hydroelectric dam require reinforcement? Call Pave-O-Matic Concrete Contractors! No matter how radically-dimensioned or unconventionally-shaped your project is, we'll get the job done." "If you need a gigantic, specially-designed covering for your malformed skull, come on down to Crazy Yakov's Freaky Haberdashery! Whether it's a glass dome to seal-i… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/10/23 01:09 AM |
| 5 | Pregnant mom assumes men want her and her kid.Eggs benedict isn't a vegetable, though? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/10/23 12:16 AM |
| 6 | Pregnant mom assumes men want her and her kid.My imagination stumbles to conjure-up what kinds of bizarro kinks she's probably into. Maybe something involving live farm animals, nail-covered beds, nipple-clips hooked-up to car batteries and Hollandaise sauce. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/10/23 09:53 PM |
| 14 | Pregnant mom assumes men want her and her kid."Put up with" is not the best choice of terms for soft-selling. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/10/23 09:50 PM |
| 30 | Porn actress laments not having an affectionate partner to come home to after getting dicked down by different men.This. She's gotten more offers than I've had hot lunches, and she's expecting a sympathetic ear about the supposed lack of offers she's getting. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/10/23 09:44 PM |
| 10 | Single mom had her fun hooking up and now wants a relationship.If you can think of a better way to be provisioned by a less sexually-appealing man after gestating several hotter men's bastard-spawn, I'd like to hear it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/10/23 11:13 AM |
| 16 | Single mom had her fun hooking up and now wants a relationship.It's probably related to why being "serious" necessarily involves another man's bank account. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/10/23 11:11 AM |
| 15 | Single mom had her fun hooking up and now wants a relationship.The poor sales results come after a number of bad strategic decisions, primarily stemming from a failure to understand the realities of the market, longstanding quality control issues and an increasingly unattractive prospectus for investors. On the plus side, she had no lack of staff. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/10/23 07:00 AM |
| 13 | Single mom had her fun hooking up and now wants a relationship.She's "not in a rush," so the courtship had better be long & pricey. She probably knows her worth, after all. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/10/23 01:41 AM |
| 8 | Overweight mom won't do coffee, park walks or inexpensive meals."Then one day as I was helping Queequeg make a mat, I heard Tashtego, who was high up on the masthead of the ship, cry, "There she blows! There! There!" We all looked up and in the distance we saw several sperm whales that were blowing as regularly as a clock. My first whale! This was the moment I was waiting for. Each member of the crew knew what he had to do, but there was still a lot of confusion and running around. My heart was beating hard and fast. I looked at the whales in the distance. W… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/10/23 11:16 PM |
| 9 | Single mom had her fun hooking up and now wants a relationship.I miss the Wilson-brand trap doors in my old boss' office. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/10/23 11:12 PM |
| 37 | Single mom had her fun hooking up and now wants a relationship.Now somebody needs to finance the whole thing. With interests. A lot of it. According to the transcript of her latest shareholders meeting: The third quarter of '23 featured some unexpected marketplace headwinds. Consumer borrowing rose as Child 1 required a cavity filling, possibly an unforeseen result of the high consumption of sugared soft drinks, Milky Way bars and entire bags of Fiddle Faddle throughout the last three quarters. Child 2 accounted for further lost productivity when the CEO wa… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/10/23 11:03 PM |
| 5 | Yet another reminder that if she isn't fucking you, she's most likely fucking someone else.It was downvoted before I got to ya. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/10/23 03:29 AM |
| 16 | Yet another reminder that if she isn't fucking you, she's most likely fucking someone else.Ahh, but sex within a relationship is holy and sacred but sex outside a relationship is good, innocent fun. You must wait and wait and wait, lest your intentions be secretly impure, like those of her delightfully dirty FWBs. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/10/23 03:26 AM |
| 7 | Yet another reminder that if she isn't fucking you, she's most likely fucking someone else.I also like to know them first before letting them hit. I have an irrational fear of having sex with a guy and then he turning out a jerk. There's nothing worse than a bounced check. Ba-DOOM, TSS! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/10/23 03:16 AM |
| 12 | Yet another reminder that if she isn't fucking you, she's most likely fucking someone else.Tsk. Sexist. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/10/23 12:36 PM |
| 25 | Yet another reminder that if she isn't fucking you, she's most likely fucking someone else.When a woman wants something, it is immoral to deny it to her. For the equality, of course. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/10/23 09:32 AM |
| 72 | Yet another reminder that if she isn't fucking you, she's most likely fucking someone else."She doesn't owe him anything!" comes the refrain. Not even honesty or respect, apparently. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/10/23 10:32 PM |
| 47 | Woman ruins 30 year marriage, now she regrets"He didn't have a dumb wife, he had a smart wife." "Great to hear, Miss. Did you ever meet this other woman?" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/10/23 07:29 AM |
| 8 | And after her devastating missive, wails of anguish and despair erupted throughout the global impecunious junktard community...She used to be a personal trainer for famous people. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/10/23 10:26 PM |
| 7 | The lack of introspection is not as bad as the OP's sheer unwillingness to exercise any.To be fair, her parents moved her to the country. And, as a grown-up, there's simply no way that she could move her princess butt anywhere else. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/10/23 10:52 PM |
| 5 | The lack of introspection is not as bad as the OP's sheer unwillingness to exercise any.It will be a vexing source of bafflement for many, that much is certain. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/10/23 10:23 PM |
| 2 | Her church must be proud of her.Fun fact: Her name is Wendy. Wendy Chickenstripcombo. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/10/23 07:49 AM |
| 14 | The lack of introspection is not as bad as the OP's sheer unwillingness to exercise any.The only problem is that all of her single friends (and married friends too) want that same man. Naturally, the quandary can only be solved by fucking his brains out. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/10/23 01:59 AM |
| 41 | The lack of introspection is not as bad as the OP's sheer unwillingness to exercise any.Country bumpkin crackheads. It just keeps getting worse and worse for princess. Who certainly isn't "stuck-up" just because she is far better than 99.5% of everyone around her, heaven forfend. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/10/23 12:20 AM |
| 36 | The lack of introspection is not as bad as the OP's sheer unwillingness to exercise any.Crackhead douche bags always hit me up Yeah, my doubt-o-meter is flashing red. What goddamned theater she's writing for herself. 99% of them weren't literally on drugs, they were just slightly funny-looking or working in careers that she finds unexciting. I bet at least one of them had a masters degree in a technical field but wore glasses. Those are the scum-sucking crackheads who menace and offend her. Next thing you know, she'll say that she used to date one of the Baader-Meinhof gang. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/10/23 12:09 AM |
| 6 | Her church must be proud of her.When she sits on them, the nails shoot out. "Pew! Pew!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/10/23 09:47 PM |
| 6 | Her church must be proud of her.I took the taxidermy course for 3 semesters before I found out it had nothing to do with taxis. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/10/23 09:46 PM |
| 9 | Her church must be proud of her.Sally Struthers sez: She could get a diploma or a degree from International Correspondence Schools to enter fields like Legal Assistant, Interior Decorating, Gun Repair... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/10/23 01:54 PM |
| 19 | Her church must be proud of her."... and tell 'em, Large Marge sent ya!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/10/23 01:50 PM |
| 10 | "If you can't pay for my outfit, shoes, nails, toes, wax, lashes, hair, AND A DATE, then you have nothing to offer me and my precious daughter."Paying royalties, though not required, is always welcome. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/10/23 10:53 PM |
| 7 | "If you can't pay for my outfit, shoes, nails, toes, wax, lashes, hair, AND A DATE, then you have nothing to offer me and my precious daughter."That's why she--wisely-- doesn't trust men! Except for the really hot ones, they're honest. It's the skinny, so-so-looking dudes that you really need to look out for! They'll dissolve the flesh off your bones with the death-lasers that shoot out from their eye-sockets. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/10/23 10:51 PM |
| 20 | "If you can't pay for my outfit, shoes, nails, toes, wax, lashes, hair, AND A DATE, then you have nothing to offer me and my precious daughter."and then date a drug dealer with a criminal record and multiple baby mamas who he likes to beat up on. Yeah, well, at least she is aware that he'll treat her like absolute shit. She knows where she stands. No nasty surprises from him. He's openly a crap person and that offers comfort, of a sort. His apologies for bad behavior are rare, so his contrition is more precious than anything. But a kind, loving, gainfully-employed dude? My God-- who knows what crazy stuff he'll do to her?! He's a wolf i… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/10/23 02:17 PM |
| 10 | "If you can't pay for my outfit, shoes, nails, toes, wax, lashes, hair, AND A DATE, then you have nothing to offer me and my precious daughter."It would begin with an invoice and end with a cashier's check. Very romantic. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/10/23 10:44 PM |
| 7 | "If you can't pay for my outfit, shoes, nails, toes, wax, lashes, hair, AND A DATE, then you have nothing to offer me and my precious daughter."I can pay for those things, but I don't wanna. She likes to vacuum. It's a fast way of sucking the cash from people's wallets. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/10/23 10:42 PM |
| 12 | Straight to the point Bailout with no mention of anything of value in return....rot on bed This is the least surprising thing I have read all week. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/10/23 10:39 PM |
| 10 | Pregnant mom is now ready for her wifey duties.Tyrone don't use protection. He don't believe in it. Nope. It halves the sensation. And she won't ask him to do it, cuz she wants him to know how good she is in the sack. Way better than all the other girls he's fucking! He's gonna be her King! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/10/23 06:30 AM |
| 8 | Pregnant mom is now ready for her wifey duties.If they are good enough to have kids with, they are good enough to marry. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, good one! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/10/23 06:28 AM |
| 14 | Pregnant mom is now ready for her wifey duties.if you went to a low income high school (as I did) you’d know it’s true. In my (private) high school, the girls were all college-bound and single motherhood was not really a thing I saw despite the fact that I don't think many of them were virgins. Or, at the very least, I'd heard of none of my classmates getting pregnant. But it was the kind of situation where abortion clinics were readily accessible and it surely would've been kept very private. Years later, I did hear about one of my classmat… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/10/23 06:26 AM |
| 27 | Pregnant mom is now ready for her wifey duties.CAN SOMEBODY TAKE ME OFF THE MARKET Like a nationwide recall of toxic shampoo? I certainly hope so I think, were I to ever cross paths this woman on the street and have the bad luck to enter a conversation, every sentence spoken to me would contain some type of insult. The dysfunction on display here is at once impressive and pitiable. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/10/23 02:08 PM |
| 60 | Her proudest accomplishment.Ha ha! She's ironizing her colossal fuckups as they heap ever higher in the festering landfill of her life. Ha ha! Her coping mechanisms are so adorably quirky as she dooms her children to squalor, neglect, cognitive underdevelopment and poor nutrition. Ha ha! Ho ho! Hee hee! The oldest child will one day find this woman dead on the couch after having choked on her own vomit with a needle sticking out of her arm. Ha ha! Ho ho! Har har! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/10/23 01:37 PM |
| 20 | Pregnant mom is now ready for her wifey duties.Jesus goddamn. I'm reminded of the blurry screenshots during my colonoscopy when the little camera had to do a momentary u-turn before coming out. Except then, I had the solace of knowing the ordeal was almost finished. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/10/23 01:31 PM |
| 1 | What do you get when you combine gender quotas for higher education/employment and women's demands to only date men who make more than them?I'm pretty sure it was more like 2005. I stopped attempting that kind of thing around 2008. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/10/23 09:52 AM |
| 17 | "I expect to be engaged within 6-12 months", says the overweight, near 40, stay-at-home mom.Revealingly, the behavior of the supposed Real Man is never in the man's own best interests. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/10/23 10:43 PM |
| 8 | "I expect to be engaged within 6-12 months", says the overweight, near 40, stay-at-home mom.For only Real Men love to put their dicks in a cream puff once a month. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/10/23 10:37 PM |
| 17 | Single mom leaves the room in tears after learning how low value and risky she is to wealthy men.She said some variant of: "OMG those assholes were SO MEAN!" Followed by a hundred variations of: "Those assholes don't know how awesome you are! You're too good for their stupid asses!" etc etc etc | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/10/23 10:15 PM |
| 26 | Single mom leaves the room in tears after learning how low value and risky she is to wealthy men.Yeah, but then she can go on social media "OMG those jerks were mean!" And she'll be in the right again. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/10/23 10:14 PM |
| 18 | Single mom leaves the room in tears after learning how low value and risky she is to wealthy men.That's a shame. She should go have sex with her favorite Chad. His dick'll give her the reassurance that she needs. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/10/23 10:10 PM |
| 24 | Woman who complains about men only wanting sex has a change of heart when Chad shows up.To Billy: "What?! You only got me 3 dozen roses for my birthday?!? I wanted 5 dozen roses, you thoughtless jerk!" To Chad: "You took a dump on my front porch, showed up drunk & vomit-stained when I introduced you to my parents and slept with my best friend! But you also reluctantly mumbled a mealy-mouthed apology, so all is forgiven! Of course you can borrow $100..." To Billy: "Hi, uh- Can you loan me another $100?" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/09/23 12:06 AM |
| 20 | Woman who complains about men only wanting sex has a change of heart when Chad shows up.If a woman tells you that she wants to date only but doesn’t want to get physical, it’s a big fuck you, She's very "traditional." Especially when it comes to the check. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/09/23 09:56 PM |
| 13 | Pregnant party girl is looking for a gym jock to help raise her kid.I once had a girlfriend who tried acrylic nails like those. She quickly discovered that typing on a keyboard became very difficult. In some periods, Chinese bureaucrats also grew their nails long. They could do that because they only worked with documents rather than, like, animals or actual tools. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/09/23 01:17 AM |
| 16 | "My 4 kids will be your kids too!"Make that 6. Her ex went belly-up and needs a place to stay until he gets back on his feet. Just for a few weeks. Or don't. Either way, his truck broke down in the driveway so he needs a few thou to get it towed and fixed or he ain't going nowhere. Choose one. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/09/23 11:38 PM |
| 11 | "My 4 kids will be your kids too!"♫ John, Jacob, Jingleheimer, Schmidt... they will be your kids too... ♫ | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/09/23 11:36 PM |
| 7 | "My 4 kids will be your kids too!"serious applicants only I regret having only two middle fingers to flip at this shameless money-gobbling basketcase. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/09/23 11:32 PM |
| 20 | What do you get when you combine gender quotas for higher education/employment and women's demands to only date men who make more than them?There was one particularly idiotic back-and-forth I had with the denizens in the comment section about the record of Carly Fiorina, who stepped-down as CEO of Hewlett-Packard in 2005. The item from the site's lead author I was replying to referred to Fiorina's "successful tenure at HP" and suggested that her ouster was due to sexism. I pointed out-- not very diplomatically-- that HP stock drastically underperformed while she was CEO, different units had various complaints about her decisions, an… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/09/23 10:28 PM |
| 134 | What do you get when you combine gender quotas for higher education/employment and women's demands to only date men who make more than them?Years ago, on a feminist website (Feministing), a bottomless pit of always-disingenuous "wage gap" complaints, they were also complaining about "loser" men not adequately being able to put money into their relationships, and how this failure to navigate "equality" (so-called) was all men's fault. To which, I hopped in and pointed out the bullshit: "Ah, so: A man who makes less money than you is a "loser" who is beneath you and unfit for you, and it's "unfair" when he earns more than you? Basical… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/09/23 07:02 AM |
| 10 | Felon fishes for fine fate following freeing, fiercely finagling flunky. Fundamentally fund femme's foreseeable future falls on fellow's financial figures.I used to be able to (mostly) read mainland newspapers. Recently, I thumbed-through a book of short stories by Lu Xun and I got the gist of things, even though it's been a while. I'm very out of practice in reading Chinese. When I started learning, way back when, I learned the more elaborate traditional characters of Taiwan, but my college courses all ended up using the simplified People's Republic kind. If you don't really love learning characters, it'll just be a tedious slog and at that point… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/09/23 06:31 AM |
| 15 | Felon fishes for fine fate following freeing, fiercely finagling flunky. Fundamentally fund femme's foreseeable future falls on fellow's financial figures.I remember, way back when, there was a short-lived Instagram account called "HOT MEN READING BOOKS" or whatever. And it was these surreptitiously-taken photographs of HOT MEN in public. And-- not just any HOT MEN-- but they were READING BOOKS. Cuz it's fine when women do what they condemn as 'creepy' when men do it. And the comments were all "OMG HE HOTTTT! AND HE READING A BOOK! OMG THAT'S SOOO HOTTTTT!!" and "OHH HE'S HOOTTTTTT! IT'S SOO HOOTTT THAT HE'S READING A BOOK! OMG!!!" etc. I've been … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/09/23 10:56 PM |
| 5 | Pregnant gold digger still demands wealthy men.I think she knows of him, if not by name. Faces get stored better in memory than words anyway, according to neurologists. So, really, you'd best offer to re-introduce her to the very hottest men in town. Just to be sure they ring a bell. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/09/23 08:52 AM |
| 2 | Pregnant gold digger still demands wealthy men.Wait so I should take a woman seriously not just for sex when some other man clearly did? "That was then, this is now. C'mon, rent and electric ain't gonna pay themselves." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/09/23 08:51 AM |
| 1 | Pregnant gold digger still demands wealthy men.This is what happens when a massive portion of a countries population pays no income tax. Surely you'd welcome a VAT or a Georgist-style land tax. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/09/23 08:47 AM |
| 7 | Pregnant gold digger still demands wealthy men.Bloated motherhood and well-suckled breasts, not unlike the Venus of Willendorf. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/09/23 08:44 AM |
| 3 | Pregnant gold digger still demands wealthy men.Possibly an early-2000s Kia. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/09/23 11:07 PM |
| 40 | Felon fishes for fine fate following freeing, fiercely finagling flunky. Fundamentally fund femme's foreseeable future falls on fellow's financial figures.Supposedly it's a person who is attracted to intelligence. After seeing that the dude is at least 6 foot tall and has a gym body, of course. Occasionally, a sapiosexual will fuck a handsome 6-footer with a gym body but discover afterwards that he's a semi-literate bonehead. That is always such a disappointing turn-off, mainly because it dashes hopes, disagrees with her self-image and creates icky feelings of cognitive dissonance. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/09/23 11:05 PM |
| 19 | Felon fishes for fine fate following freeing, fiercely finagling flunky. Fundamentally fund femme's foreseeable future falls on fellow's financial figures.I really do wonder what it'll be like on her release date and she's getting her personal effects relinquished. "One expired tube KY Jelly, half used. Two pairs edible underwear, strawberry. One extra large dildo, jet black. One bent spoon, slightly charred. One hard-cover volume of Robert Frost poetry, hollow..." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/09/23 11:02 PM |
| 12 | Felon fishes for fine fate following freeing, fiercely finagling flunky. Fundamentally fund femme's foreseeable future falls on fellow's financial figures.I hear there's a cloning facility hidden in a disused limestone quarry somewhere outside of Ashtabula. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/09/23 10:52 PM |
| 14 | Who's ready to man up for 13 kids?Imagine when robots do in fact take all the non skilled work…. You could simply specialize in the kinds of labor which are too lowly, monotonous and dangerous for a fancy, expensive robot. Someone's got to crawl inside their giant, beam-shooting eye-sockets to scrape-out the char-black seagull gunk. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/09/23 10:43 PM |
| 5 | Who's ready to man up for 13 kids?who’d have certainly disliked me if we’d met. "It'd be your own fault for not gaming her in exactly the right way!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/09/23 10:40 PM |
| 13 | Who's ready to man up for 13 kids?"Hi, Miss-- do you mean you have a child who is 13, or you have 13 children?" "Both." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/09/23 10:34 PM |
| 9 | Who's ready to man up for 13 kids?It's a good thing she used her finest picture to make the best possible impression on us. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/09/23 10:33 PM |
| 5 | Man tells woman where to find a good man. Such a shame that all the good dude traits women want is usually in this location, but they still look elsewhere.That's what I started doing. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/09/23 10:45 PM |
| 5 | Man tells woman where to find a good man. Such a shame that all the good dude traits women want is usually in this location, but they still look elsewhere.Heh. Thanks :) | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/09/23 02:43 AM |
| 7 | Man tells woman where to find a good man. Such a shame that all the good dude traits women want is usually in this location, but they still look elsewhere.Yeah, 'interesting'. Actually, since I have to spell it out, it wasn't very fun at all. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/09/23 11:48 AM |
| 16 | Man tells woman where to find a good man. Such a shame that all the good dude traits women want is usually in this location, but they still look elsewhere.Oh yeah?? Well, my therapist could kick the ass of your therapist! If they were to fight. And if you had a therapist. And if you cared. And if there was a mutually created score-keeping system that borrowed elements of the Marquess of Queensberry rules with reasonable codicils that our lawyers agreed upon well in advance. Man, you'd rue the day. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/09/23 09:43 AM |
| 5 | Man tells woman where to find a good man. Such a shame that all the good dude traits women want is usually in this location, but they still look elsewhere."YAY! DADDY CAME HOME!!!!1!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/09/23 07:45 AM |
| 7 | Man tells woman where to find a good man. Such a shame that all the good dude traits women want is usually in this location, but they still look elsewhere.A lot of them do see the truth. Just too goddamned late to help. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/09/23 07:42 AM |
| 19 | Man tells woman where to find a good man. Such a shame that all the good dude traits women want is usually in this location, but they still look elsewhere.I hear you, but let me shift the frame of reference to make a different analogy. Did you ever talk to an honest Nigerian? A person from Lagos or Abuja who wants to start a business, follow the rules and make an honest living? They will tell you that it simply can't be done in that country. So many other people are on the take. And they are bitter about it. You can't do the right thing and still be a winner. You want a phone line? The installer wants a bribe. The health inspector threatens to shu… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/09/23 07:33 AM |
| 49 | Man tells woman where to find a good man. Such a shame that all the good dude traits women want is usually in this location, but they still look elsewhere.You know what I always enjoyed? I always enjoyed it when a woman would absorb courtship from me for months, laugh at my jokes, discover that we have similar values & interests, while her parents & friends liked me too. And then, because of her deep trust in me, she would confide how she's totally into some other dude whom she also concedes to be way objectively worse than me. And she likes him for reasons that she can't fully articulate. Oh, but I can continue taking her out for entertainment fr… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/09/23 06:09 AM |
| 9 | Fresh out of getting knocked up and wants a family man.That is all just a cog in her cunning, meticulously-designed plan: She has messed-up her life so irrevocably that only the Realest of a Real Man in shining armor could ever ride-in on a white horse and rescue her! No more phony Real Men for her anymore, no sirree! Strategic thinking! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/09/23 04:37 AM |
| 9 | Fresh out of getting knocked up and wants a family man.Newsflash: Local Single Whoremom Wants Family Man, Has Kids Who Are Her World. And at the bottom of the hour: New Study Shows Strong Demand for Ice Water, Sno-Cones Among Hell-Bound. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/09/23 04:30 AM |
| 9 | Apparently some women are still not happy when "No means no" is respected. (post by @Typo-MAGAshiv)There's always going to be some technicality to render the consent meaningless. The whole point is to punish someone if the woman decides it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/09/23 02:46 AM |
| 9 | Apparently some women are still not happy when "No means no" is respected. (post by @Typo-MAGAshiv)In a couple of states, the university systems have shifted to a standard of "enthusiastic consent" because "no means no" implies that a woman ought to say something. Which would be "blaming the victim" somehow. So saying "no" does not suffice to mean "no". Saying "yes" unenthusiastically is equivalent to a screamed "no," even if she ends up fucking your brains out. That's still a rape if she decides the next day that it was. Therefore, proving enthusiastic consent is basically impossible without… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/09/23 02:24 AM |
| 5 | Apparently some women are still not happy when "No means no" is respected. (post by @Typo-MAGAshiv)And that didn't result in "Wahhh! He threatened me for no reason!" I presume. You lucky devil. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/09/23 01:55 AM |
| 17 | Apparently some women are still not happy when "No means no" is respected. (post by @Typo-MAGAshiv)My cousin-- who was one of the biggest (and least deserving) chick-magnets I've ever seen-- he was practically allowed to grope strange women's tits at will. Okay that's an exaggeration, but he got-away with shit that would've gotten my teeth punched-out before landing me in jail. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/09/23 01:50 AM |
| 6 | Apparently some women are still not happy when "No means no" is respected. (post by @Typo-MAGAshiv)One time, I was in some psychology course (required) and the theory about sexual harassment came-up. It was the line that sexual harassment is NOT sexual, it is an abuse of power over a subordinate and should always be viewed as such. At great risk, I piped up "Catherine MacKinnon, the jurist who created the doctrine, believes that SEX is not sexual, but is an abuse of power over a subordinate. So... if SEX isn't about sex, her sexual harassment formulation always looked a little dishonest to me… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/09/23 01:41 AM |
| 6 | Apparently some women are still not happy when "No means no" is respected. (post by @Typo-MAGAshiv)Eh, I get her drift. She is correct that 'no' doesn't always mean 'no.' But, contrary to this, there has been this decades-long campaign by screechy female Jacobins of "NO MEANS NO!!!" followed by a more intense and recent guilty-until-proven-innocent #MeToo witch-hunt, neither of which this woman is prepared to acknowledge. So she blames men for not being goddamned telepaths and for not playing along with her puerile 7th grade games. That ought to annoy way more. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/09/23 01:35 AM |
| 9 | Apparently some women are still not happy when "No means no" is respected. (post by @Typo-MAGAshiv)Of course. "You were never there for me! You were always funning it up on the assembly line while I slaved away watching daytime TV!" The only logical thing to do is kick him out and collect his paycheck for your trouble. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/09/23 11:40 PM |
| 16 | Man tells woman where to find a good man. Such a shame that all the good dude traits women want is usually in this location, but they still look elsewhere.Of course she wouldn't look there, she's silently rejected them while continuing to benefit from the free stuff they uncannily offer for some reason which is obscure to her. And if she were to offer them clear rejection in no uncertain terms, the free stuff might dry-up. You can see the impossible bind she's in. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/09/23 10:20 PM |
| 9 | Apparently some women are still not happy when "No means no" is respected. (post by @Typo-MAGAshiv)These chicks really do believe that a Real Man will deftly and expertly defuse and handle all of their time-wasting bullshit with a smile while working 9 to 5 and delivering romantic treats every week. And, after doing all of that, the woman will simply increase the time-wasting bullshit the next week. As if she were incapable of acting any better. "Well of course she's gonna keep upping the bullshit! How else will she know if he's a Real Man??!" The problem is: These games only feel benign when… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/09/23 10:00 PM |
| 13 | Single mom with herpes "don't have the energy to be part of open or poly relationships anymore".If you were to go back in time and find some Renaissance-era harlot in a Florentine bordello, her body count might very well seem shockingly low. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/09/23 11:25 PM |
| 18 | "I get slightly depressed every time I see an older guy with a younger woman."It's only now that the tables are turned it's not faaaaair. She was in her twenties. That was her shot. It's not like she never lived through that decade of her life. It is "unfair", but unfair in the way that used to benefit her at the expense of women whose position she is now in. And, importantly, it's not like it was someone else's fault that she didn't seize any of the many, many offers that were handed to her. She thought the free cocktails and carnival of feting would last forever. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/09/23 11:03 PM |
| 13 | She initially claimed she wasn't actively looking, but she really wants a bail out.That's only because the dad was married to someone else! And she had no idea that he was a liar the whole 6 minutes she knew him before she asked for his peepee in her babyhole. I swear, girls-- The best ones are always taken, you know? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/09/23 10:59 PM |
| 9 | She initially claimed she wasn't actively looking, but she really wants a bail out.What do I like about dating single moms? Maybe the easy vagina on offer. Literally nothing else, though. Like, I can't think of a single additional thing. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/09/23 10:54 PM |
| 13 | Fun fact: The term "Leftover woman" originated in China, so the stigma isn't just in the west. Shit's global among several countries now.Yeah, nobody gives a damn. They're beneath notice. One thing which I did not mention earlier (for brevity) is that, in China traditionally, children and grandchildren were required to support elderly people who were too old to work. That was the Tang dynasty-era version of a pension. If you didn't have kids, you'd starve in your old age. Marriage was not done at the daughter's convenience, nor was it done at the son's convenience either. Yet all we ever hear about today are the emotions of the t… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/09/23 10:46 PM |
| 6 | Unemployed pregnant mom wants a non-sexual relationship.That's because sex is filthy and perverted. Suddenly. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/09/23 10:43 AM |
| 5 | Unemployed pregnant mom wants a non-sexual relationship.That reminds me. I haven't watched "The Exorcist" in many years. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/09/23 10:41 AM |
| 83 | Fun fact: The term "Leftover woman" originated in China, so the stigma isn't just in the west. Shit's global among several countries now.Bloated loudmouthed lunatics who get 95% of whatever they want on a silver platter, but flip their wigs over that remaining 5%. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/09/23 10:24 AM |
| 20 | Fun fact: The term "Leftover woman" originated in China, so the stigma isn't just in the west. Shit's global among several countries now.Here's a detail that people don't seem to know... In every society, there is a certain number of adult women who remain unmarried for whatever reason. In China, that number used to be especially small. Like, under 5%. Like, you had to be a complete freakosaur to not get hitched. Getting married isn't especially difficult for a woman in that society. But it isn't necessarily done on her schedule, as is more likely in the west. And that, I suppose, is the 'unfair' bit. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/09/23 10:22 AM |
| 22 | Fun fact: The term "Leftover woman" originated in China, so the stigma isn't just in the west. Shit's global among several countries now.Also, such women in Japanese are called "makeinu", or "loser dogs." Why, it's almost as if men and women are not identical. Almost as if one sex can give birth to babies, while the other can not. Almost as if applauding women for whoring around until they're 42 is completely pointless. Also, women can't pee their names in the snow! Not fair. There oughta be a law. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/09/23 10:16 AM |
| 2 | Unemployed pregnant mom wants a non-sexual relationship.Christ, I can smell her trail of drunken Cincinnati steamers from here. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/09/23 10:09 AM |
| 5 | "If u gonna be with me u gonna help me financially with my kid."A: "Hey! You got borehole in my creampie!" B: "Oh yeah? You got creampie in my borehole!" A: "My creampie wants to be in your borehole more!" B: "Will you clean the borehole after the creampie?" A: "Nope, your borehole means it's your creampie now." B: "But who's gonna clean up the borehole when you've put in so much creampie in the first place, huh?" A: "Well maybe if you found someone to clean up the borehole, there'd be room for more creampie!" B: "Well maybe if your creampie--" Society: "Fol… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/09/23 10:32 PM |
| 7 | "If u gonna be with me u gonna help me financially with my kid."Oh yeah? Well I say the amount of insane in these women are fucking crazy. So there. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/09/23 10:25 PM |
| 12 | But why should a woman need to ask, though? A Real Man should keep his latest bank statement stapled to his foreheadContrary to what some readers of this sub might think, I have no problem with women having their own preferences. If you only wanna fuck dudes who are 6'5"? Fine. Go ahead, I can't stop you, and people do have the right to make fun of you when you fail at your own games. So play your games, just as long as you're gonna be totally honest to yourself about what you really like, and you don't call men "shallow pigs" for having their own kinds of standards. That means you can't wax poetic about your… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/09/23 01:07 AM |
| 8 | But why should a woman need to ask, though? A Real Man should keep his latest bank statement stapled to his foreheadShe wants wealth and height. The shorter a dude is, the more wealth he must have to compensate. And no, she's not a lying snake who sells her body to the highest bidder, so stop thinking that she is one or she'll wave her hand and tweet "l8r, h8r!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/09/23 12:31 AM |
| 1 | But why should a woman need to ask, though? A Real Man should keep his latest bank statement stapled to his forehead"Because men are terrified of mah success!" --probably. For it's her magnificence which makes her unattractive, not her gorgon's personality. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/09/23 12:28 AM |
| 9 | But why should a woman need to ask, though? A Real Man should keep his latest bank statement stapled to his foreheadWell if you can't trust a billionaire-funded private think tank devoted to cutting taxes on rich people, who CAN you trust? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/09/23 12:21 AM |
| 11 | But why should a woman need to ask, though? A Real Man should keep his latest bank statement stapled to his foreheadThere is a tendency in public discourse to make few distinctions between payroll taxes and capital gains taxes. The conflation is pretty damn deliberate because it misleads working people into voting for "tax cuts" which never benefit them. Conversely, rich people never care about cutting payroll taxes, only their own. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/09/23 12:16 AM |
| 8 | Single mom wants a tall, strong, smart, athletic, "blue color" worker to put her kids first.A "blue color man"... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/09/23 11:57 PM |
| 3 | But why should a woman need to ask, though? A Real Man should keep his latest bank statement stapled to his foreheadMore affordable, not better Every system has its problems, but the life expectancy outcomes don't lie. In the '70s, the US and Canada were in the same ballpark; they've completely diverged since then. Additionally, medical expenses are the #1 cause of bankruptcy in the U.S. and the private insurance companies have layers of bureaucrats whose job it is to find reasons to deny coverage to people who've paid for it, even those with "good jobs." I could go on. For everyone who needs to deal with it,… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/09/23 11:42 PM |
| 5 | But why should a woman need to ask, though? A Real Man should keep his latest bank statement stapled to his foreheadThe connection between "immigration" and unemployment is not exactly clear and intuitive anyway. Highly-skilled people are the lifeblood of an advanced economy, as one might find many such foreigners in university laboratories and Silicon Valley boardrooms. At the other end of the spectrum, there is a massive demand for unskilled, easily-abused labor to do pain-in-the-ass jobs like picking strawberries and cleaning hotel rooms for cheap. If one cannot make distinctions among a wide spectrum of p… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/09/23 02:41 PM |
| 10 | But why should a woman need to ask, though? A Real Man should keep his latest bank statement stapled to his foreheadAnd yet, amazingly, every other industrialized country on planet earth somehow manages to do a better job of it. As unpopular as it is to point it out. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/09/23 02:20 PM |
| 5 | But why should a woman need to ask, though? A Real Man should keep his latest bank statement stapled to his foreheadHe got laid-off 6 months later and replaced by an H1B. He made a racial slur on the way out after training his replacement. "See? I told you he was a racist! Good riddance!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/09/23 02:04 PM |
| 17 | But why should a woman need to ask, though? A Real Man should keep his latest bank statement stapled to his foreheadHer denial-smothered, roundabout, fiercely-disclaimed whoredom is more annoying than anything she could ever say or do to me in real life. Like, imagine I'm selling popcorn with a big sign on display showing images of POPCORN. And then when someone comes up to buy, I say "I'm not selling popcorn to YOU, but I'll take your money and insult you instead--" and then I give popcorn away for free to the next guy in line... that's not a very... well-run sort of scam, is it? It is definitely a scam, oh … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/09/23 01:57 PM |
| 24 | But why should a woman need to ask, though? A Real Man should keep his latest bank statement stapled to his foreheadAlong with all of the usual normative idiocy, there's one question that needs to be asked when she goes into high dudgeon about "I don't want to be wasting my time!" and "He has to be worth my time!" If this idealized dude is richer than her, wouldn't that probably make his time more valuable than hers? Not unless only her time is valuable and nobody else's time is as valuable.... Which is exactly what her unstated presupposition is. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/09/23 01:38 PM |
| 4 | What she offers in exchange for a bailout.♫ She twerks hard for the money...♫ | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/08/23 04:24 AM |
| 7 | What she offers in exchange for a bailout.Throwing a tunnel boring machine down the Snake River Canyon. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/08/23 11:03 PM |
| 6 | What she offers in exchange for a bailout.Oh sure, as soon as a housewife rips off her clothes and acts like a ho, you men are all like "WHOOO!" but when a ho tries to do the opposite, you're all like "BLEAAH!" Bah, men! Can't live with 'em, can't stab 'em and take their wallets! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/08/23 11:02 PM |
| 6 | What she offers in exchange for a bailout.You mean she hasn't impressed you with her fecundity? What's a girl gotta do? Photocopy and share her gynecologist's files with you? Offer you a pap smear sample in a petri dish? What?? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/08/23 10:58 PM |
| 4 | What she offers in exchange for a bailout.handle business Ahem, Miss? It's pronounced 'bidness.' | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/08/23 10:53 PM |
| 5 | Single mom is frustrated that no one wants to commit to her, so she reacts by stating how most moms think when looking for a partner.Neither do I. Acrylic nails ain't free. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/08/23 02:33 AM |
| 4 | Single mom is frustrated that no one wants to commit to her, so she reacts by stating how most moms think when looking for a partner.Solipsism just means that that the only thing that can be known with certainty is one's own consciousness, which leads to dismissiveness of one's exterior world. It's an extreme way of thinking which most people don't have (the North Korean foreign ministry comes to mind), and it doesn't necessitate projecting like-mindedness onto others (it also seems to get thrown-around too often). In contrast, consensus bias is assuming that others share your point of view when they don't. Like, when someone… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/08/23 01:05 AM |
| 7 | Single mom is frustrated that no one wants to commit to her, so she reacts by stating how most moms think when looking for a partner.Consensus bias? I don't think this woman is displaying that, she just wants money. As suggested by her direct and naked appeal for money. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/08/23 12:27 AM |
| 11 | Single mom is frustrated that no one wants to commit to her, so she reacts by stating how most moms think when looking for a partner.There’s nothing wrong with having kids. If you can't afford to have them and they grow up in poverty, you'd better believe there's something wrong with having kids. Kids don't exist solely for the parent's amusement; they actually have lives of their own. This a major reason why birth control was invented in the first place. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/08/23 12:24 AM |
| 12 | Single mom is frustrated that no one wants to commit to her, so she reacts by stating how most moms think when looking for a partner.But "Ain't doing nothing" is a double-negative, meaning that she is doing something... ohh such a playful fox, she is! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/08/23 10:56 PM |
| 12 | Single mom is frustrated that no one wants to commit to her, so she reacts by stating how most moms think when looking for a partner.Hmm, I could take this very attractive, tempting, tantalizing deal-- or I could leave it, preferring instead have fun with younger, hotter, smarter women with no kids... hmmm... quite a puzzler... ...hmmm.... ...hmmmmm... ...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/08/23 10:52 PM |
| 5 | As soon as she brings up money problems you know she's gold-digging. And these sob stories are usually fake or exaggerated to get the most pity dollars from men.You can't frame it that way. You need to say it like "It will help you afford a third smartphone and extra takeout" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/08/23 12:09 AM |
| 8 | As soon as she brings up money problems you know she's gold-digging. And these sob stories are usually fake or exaggerated to get the most pity dollars from men."I'm sorry your cocksplat baby has been failed by her parents" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/08/23 03:53 AM |
| 17 | "I be feeling guilty for picking the wrong guy to build a family with"."Misogyny!" --is the most popular explanation nowadays. Until the age of flared pants, Hamburger Helper, avocado green kitchen fixtures and shag carpeting, humanity was mired in barbarism. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/08/23 02:15 AM |
| 21 | "I be feeling guilty for picking the wrong guy to build a family with".birth control methods still fail. Any technology ever invented by human beings can still fail. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/08/23 02:11 AM |
| 26 | "You have a 1% chance with me", says the 40 year old single mom.I have to hand it to her. The sheer obnoxiousness of this profile is quite impressive for its length. I give full credit where credit is due. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/08/23 01:28 AM |
| 15 | "I be feeling guilty for picking the wrong guy to build a family with".Joke's on you, chum: The kid will be a brilliant prodigy. He'll only need 15 years, max. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/08/23 12:22 AM |
| 35 | "I be feeling guilty for picking the wrong guy to build a family with".In her defense: It's not like she could choose her baby-daddy. The butterflies in her tummy chose for her. Blame those trickster butterflies, not her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/08/23 12:19 AM |
| 28 | "You have a 1% chance with me", says the 40 year old single mom.Whenever a woman's Tinder profile says "dont drink/smoke weed/snort coke/whatever", it usually means she has already fucked someone who does those things-- and perhaps fucking somebody like that right now-- so you'd be redundant if you did those things as well. I.e.: She don't need your weed, she already gets plenty from the dealer she sleeps with. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/08/23 11:53 PM |
| 21 | "You have a 1% chance with me", says the 40 year old single mom.There's a 90% chance she'll treat him like shit anyway, whoever he is. If you ever notice that these profiles sound similar to a hostage taker's ransom note, it's probably because she imagines that she's holding her hot hot body hostage from the dude who's reading it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/08/23 11:52 PM |
| 7 | "You have a 1% chance with me", says the 40 year old single mom."Smashed 1973 lime-green Chevrolet Vega with 4 flat tires! No windshield, speedometer dangling on sparking wire, sugar in gas tank, reverse gear only. BUY NOW! Only 10 trillion Indochinese piastres! Buyer must be of Norwegian heritage!! No shorties, stoop-backs or garlic-eaters!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/08/23 11:31 PM |
| 14 | "I be feeling guilty for picking the wrong guy to build a family with".So she's not pro-choice? I assume she is. The problem is that free abortion clinics don't exist conveniently at every street corner and inside every shopping mall, post office, 7-11, Circle-K and Chinese take-away. Also, if they did, they'd make you fill-out a form. Insurmountable. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/08/23 10:00 PM |
| 15 | "I be feeling guilty for picking the wrong guy to build a family with"."But he said I was different! He said he liked me! Why would he lie about that??" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/08/23 09:58 PM |
| 18 | "I be feeling guilty for picking the wrong guy to build a family with".Awww don't feel down, pumpkin. You know what you need? You need to find a new Chad, lick his asshole and let him beat-off on your face. Meanwhile, there are plenty of grey, lesser worker-bees with wallets out there. You can rely upon those nobodies to entertain you and make ends meet until you capture Chad's heart by letting him repeatedly perform the magic combinations of sex acts on you. Just keep licking and sucking whatever he says! It'll happen one day. You believe in destiny, right? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/08/23 09:56 PM |
| 5 | Single mom is looking for a man to complete her family photo. No single dads though.He sounds very selfish. He should absolutely shell-out 50 grand for a wedding that he has no say in. Its her big day, after all! It should be all about her! He should be happy to be an usher and stand silently in the background, while at the wedding party the Real Dad whispers to ask for a loan, etc etc. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/08/23 12:23 AM |
| 6 | Single mom is looking for a man to complete her family photo. No single dads though.What, you expect fair play from this one? Nah, one set of rules for her, another one for others. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/08/23 11:11 AM |
| 8 | Single mom is looking for a man to complete her family photo. No single dads though.If you become the stepfather, raise the child as your own, finance the child's future, despite all the temper tantrums and the unrequited affection and the one-sided giving and the shrieks of "you can't tell me what to do! You're not my dad!" ... after all of that, you get the satisfaction that your efforts will all be apprecia-.... ...Christ, I can only lie so much before my conscience starts punching the inside of my skull. You know that stepdad doctor named Gordy in the movie "2012", who repe… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/08/23 08:16 AM |
| 15 | Single mom is looking for a man to complete her family photo. No single dads though.Of course not. Those kids are a strangers' kids, and she shouldn't be expected to use her labor and money to support some other parent's kids! That's a completely ridiculous demand! I mean, you can't just say "here, you share responsibility for these random children now." That's absurd! Now as for your labor and money going to her precious kids on the other hand, that's a whole different kettle of fish. As different as night is from day. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/08/23 08:10 AM |
| 8 | Single mom is looking for a man to complete her family photo. No single dads though.'The', (a definite article) in this context, can indicate something which is a part of a person's life. Like "I went to the post office" means the post office which is familiar to me. Naturally, that place isn't known to you, it's just "a post office." It isn't like saying "the sky" or "the sun" because those are also known to you. Her saying "I have the kids" is different from saying "I have kids" because it indicates increased familiarity or regularity for herself. To every other would-be "dad… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/08/23 10:48 PM |
| 16 | Single mom is looking for a man to complete her family photo. No single dads though.What is it with single mothers that they refuse to date single dads? His paycheck and labor belongs to mommy now. And no other unwanted kid should get their grubby dibs on it first!! ...for, er, yanno... the children. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/08/23 10:39 PM |
| 19 | "Someone mature enough to step up and be a father figure to my children."Why didn’t she search for maturity before? Vaj tingles. How hard would it be to only sleep with guys who are father material? See previous. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/08/23 10:27 PM |
| 15 | "Someone mature enough to step up and be a father figure to my children."I have a huge heart ....but enough about my medical condition. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/08/23 10:26 PM |
| 3 | Single mom puts so much emphasis in her kids being first that she comes across as not interested in dating or making time for anyone.I shouldn't have second-guessed the previous mod's decision to remove it, I think. I will remove my reponse. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/08/23 10:55 PM |
| 10 | Single mom puts so much emphasis in her kids being first that she comes across as not interested in dating or making time for anyone.but i can't understand why women are like this and destroyed the institution of marriage when it was designed to protect them Because unhappy & abusive marriages occasionally exist, therefore all husbands are always worthless, oppressive scumbags. But their sweet sweet money still gotta come rollin' in somehow, so men are also worthless, oppressive scumbags for not freely handing it over ad infinitum in cash-stuffed suitcases, with a cut paying for lawyers' fees, the family court judge salaries … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/08/23 03:57 AM |
| 50 | Kevin Costner's ex-wife demands $248,000 per MONTH in child support. Just one of the reasons why men are avoiding marriage, and what Bill Burr means by an "epidemic of gold digging whores"."Pedophilia! There can be no other explanation! A 23 year old is practically an infant." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/08/23 01:53 AM |
| 24 | Kevin Costner's ex-wife demands $248,000 per MONTH in child support. Just one of the reasons why men are avoiding marriage, and what Bill Burr means by an "epidemic of gold digging whores".Dave Foley got a divorce near the end of starring on the NewsRadio NBC series, which was when his pay peaked. The judge calculated his alimony at that point. It was some absolutely crazy amount, hundreds of thousands of dollars per year. The dude couldn't possibly afford it and he couldn't get it adjusted and almost every cent he made in the following years had to go straight to his ex wife. Psychologically, I don't think he was ever the same after that. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/08/23 12:15 AM |
| 10 | Single mom puts so much emphasis in her kids being first that she comes across as not interested in dating or making time for anyone.Guarantee those hoodlums run around in nothing but diapers all day Why bother with diapers? Just let 'em run around the trailer park and crap wherever they find a water source. Free range children, you know. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/08/23 11:57 PM |
| 13 | Single mom puts so much emphasis in her kids being first that she comes across as not interested in dating or making time for anyone.The kid needs clothes and, thinking long term, school supplies. Also, mommy wants to get high on a couple of substances that are cash-only. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/08/23 09:52 PM |
| 56 | Single mom puts so much emphasis in her kids being first that she comes across as not interested in dating or making time for anyone.And this is why you choose wisely who you reproduce with But he was tall and hawt with cool tats and a strong jawline and his sperm was plentiful. He had it all! Sure, he would never wear a condom, but she wanted him to like her and she wanted to be cooler than all the other women he was fucking on the other days of the week. ... you know what? You men just don't understand how incredibly hard it is to find a man on Tinder! How would you like it if, every week, the opposite sex was sending you f… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/08/23 01:52 PM |
| 25 | Single mom puts so much emphasis in her kids being first that she comes across as not interested in dating or making time for anyone.♫ I got me a baby and she is two. The daddy's name was Slugs McGoo! He loved to fight and he loved to screw, And I'm still in love with Slugs McGoo! I got me a baby and she is one, The daddy's name was Fists McGum! Never worked a job, that lazy bum, And I'm still in love with Fists McGum! I got me a baby and she is three. The daddy's name was Burps McGee! When the baby popped out, he ran to flee, And I'm still in love with Burps McGee! ♫ Take it, Benny! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/08/23 01:45 PM |
| 8 | "Simp" is a good thing!"Foraging" sounds very classy. Do you think she needs a permit for that? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/08/23 11:07 PM |
| 42 | "Simp" is a good thing!McDonald's fries are technically vegan. Also, she started being vegan about 2 days before she made the profile. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/08/23 11:04 PM |
| 2 | "A future safer for women."It helps to step back and look at the development of these university programs, where they came from and so on. They came out of English and humanities departments in the 1960s and early 1970s. And, what's rather inconvenient to their worldview of how society opposes them, is that the universities were quite eager to let these programs spread and proliferate. After all: nobody opposes pandering to the young ladies on campus! University heads had a kind of tacit agreement with these tenured radic… | /r/MensRights | 17/08/23 12:51 PM |
| 2 | Pregnant mom is "looking for a loyal, caring loving person who is also good and patient with kids".Depending on your ideological leanings, she either had too much comprehensive sex ed in 1st grade, or not nearly enough of it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/08/23 03:57 AM |
| 15 | Party girl learns why she's not marriage material.Pipe down, naysayer! The 10+ Chad who is 7 feet tall, secretly a billionaire, Calvin Klein model and winner of the Herzberg Medal for Engineering with exactly the right amount of facial hair, who also parrots this week's progressive political stances, is just around the corner! All she has to do is wait for him to find her on Tinder and make all the right moves to attract her fickle attention! You'll see! And she'll make him fall in love with her after one look at her amazing eye-shadow! And the… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/08/23 08:11 AM |
| 5 | Pregnant mom is "looking for a loyal, caring loving person who is also good and patient with kids".Well somebody had to take turns holding the camera while the holes were in use, so they weren't completely lazy. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/08/23 11:26 PM |
| 14 | Pregnant mom is "looking for a loyal, caring loving person who is also good and patient with kids".Joke's on you, amigo: Her dad stuck that gun in his mouth long ago. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/08/23 11:24 PM |
| 6 | Pregnant mom is "looking for a loyal, caring loving person who is also good and patient with kids".Joke's on you, bub: That smell is just the laundry carpeting the floor. Her kids shit in the closet. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/08/23 11:21 PM |
| 26 | Pregnant mom is "looking for a loyal, caring loving person who is also good and patient with kids".The blurry backwards writing on the distant wall of her rubbishy-looking flophouse caught my interest, so I reversed it and fiddled with the contrast a bit. I think it says "You should(?) WORK HARD Be Good" And this slovenly chippie does specify that she don't want no lazy man, so that must be a legitimate aspiration. For the man, I mean. Not for herself, as she continues hurtling inevitably towards tooth loss, haggardly looks and diabetes in her thirties. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/08/23 02:18 PM |
| 47 | Pregnant mom is "looking for a loyal, caring loving person who is also good and patient with kids".I beileve in true old way love Sure you do, Corky. Sure you do. Your suitor will approach your dad to inquire about your hand in marriage, no doubt. And the ceremony shall be in the same church you attend every Sunday. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/08/23 02:08 PM |
| 13 | Sort of what I imagine buying a 13 year old jeep wrangler is like…My favorite bit is dropped at the end: "for the love of GOD" Nah, her existence has already disproven the notion of a loving god. And, in fact, she adduces a very strong case for the existence of a more malevolent deity. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/08/23 02:05 PM |
| 6 | Sort of what I imagine buying a 13 year old jeep wrangler is like…Ah, but specifying a penis length might go at cross-purposes with her more pressing (and recent) distaste for filthy, filthy sex. Yes her own sexual escapades of the past were natural and healthy in their time, but at long last it's time to "get serious" so her partner's penis should be superfluous and, therefore, unmentionable. Maybe. This whole mess is like an exquisitely revolting game of backgammon in its intricacies, to be sure. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/08/23 01:57 PM |
| 12 | Sort of what I imagine buying a 13 year old jeep wrangler is like…That crossed my mind, but I have also known people who, after utterly fucking up their own lives, cope by turning it into a joke that they can laugh-off. "Look at what a wreck I am, ha ha ha." And you're supposed to laugh along. As if they'd totally be romantically interested in you were the situation reversed. it's a tough call, this one. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/08/23 08:26 AM |
| 23 | Sort of what I imagine buying a 13 year old jeep wrangler is like…Now point to the expression you made when you read it. For science! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/08/23 04:10 AM |
| 34 | Sort of what I imagine buying a 13 year old jeep wrangler is like…You might be able to get lower than this if you were to sink a petroleum exploration drill to the bottom of the Mariana trench and start borin' into the earth's mantle. ... Okay, come clean: Which one of you knuckleheads created this profile as a clever prank? I tip my hat to you, you've managed to shoehorn-in multiple, shameless red flags per sentence-- including a gratuitous demand for a 6 footer-- without going full derp. That ain't easy. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/08/23 03:58 AM |
| 6 | Because "I want to freeload" would be too honestGraft a penis onto this chick and you can turn her into a panhandling low-life. Like magic! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/08/23 02:15 PM |
| 12 | Because "I want to freeload" would be too honest....... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/08/23 12:40 PM |
| 18 | Because "I want to freeload" would be too honestSo she should specify that she wants a non-sexual relationship and a house. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/08/23 11:51 AM |
| 26 | Because "I want to freeload" would be too honestSugar baby, minus the sugar. And the baby will be someone else's. ... If a man ever wishes to dump his cash into a washbasin and set it on fire, he can do that perfectly well on his own. Plus, it's probably more fun to watch than anything that this chick ever says or does. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/08/23 10:25 AM |
| 45 | Single mom lays bare her Dual-Mating Strategy in a short conversation"Alpha groin, beta coin!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/08/23 12:14 AM |
| 21 | Single mom lays bare her Dual-Mating Strategy in a short conversationHealthy, child-bearing body. Damaged, sputtering brain. Its the Cartesian mind/body duality in action. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/08/23 12:12 AM |
| 62 | Single mom lays bare her Dual-Mating Strategy in a short conversationChrist, this one is popping-out litters, like puppies. Does she have 6 nipples like a golden retriever? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/08/23 10:31 PM |
| 62 | OnlyFans camwhore receives "dildo of consequences"Well, if you have proof of tax cheating (like an internal whistleblower would), then a percentage applies. If you just leave an anonymous tip without proof, it might very well go unnoticed. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/08/23 01:31 PM |
| 42 | OnlyFans camwhore receives "dildo of consequences"Seldom does the dildo of consequences come so wrapped in barbed wire. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/08/23 01:29 PM |
| 8 | Man explains to woman why she can't find a man with no hoes. This also applies to the majority of women who complain that they "can't find a decent guy".Firstly: [citation needed] Secondly: He mentions no study, so that's irrelevant. Thirdly: If you act like an obtuse twit in these comments, you'll get booted pretty darn quick. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/08/23 06:53 AM |
| 38 | Man explains to woman why she can't find a man with no hoes. This also applies to the majority of women who complain that they "can't find a decent guy".See, a gentleman never talks about his past dalliances. The lesson here being that you should never be a gentleman. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/08/23 12:05 AM |
| 38 | Man explains to woman why she can't find a man with no hoes. This also applies to the majority of women who complain that they "can't find a decent guy"."educated" is just a euphemism for "high income" anyway. When you keep that in mind, you start to find humor in the ritual avoidance of mentioning anything to do with money in women's mate selection when it's obviously the centerpiece of their concerns after they've pushed-out a hot man's kid. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/08/23 10:00 PM |
| 89 | Man explains to woman why she can't find a man with no hoes. This also applies to the majority of women who complain that they "can't find a decent guy".I recall a woman in college-- one who had a sense of humor that was shockingly similar to mine-- whom I thought I was getting along very well with. Yeah. Turns out that she wanted to fuck basketball players. I learned this because she began telling me how much she loved fucking basketball players in high school and she wanted to fuck more basketball players, and how sexy basketball players are. She might not have realized how often she was casually repeating this point. She could tell you, with … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/08/23 09:56 PM |
| 221 | Man explains to woman why she can't find a man with no hoes. This also applies to the majority of women who complain that they "can't find a decent guy"."Hope that helps" She's not talking about THOSE icky subhumans, you foolish numpty! She's talking about the hawt men. The tall ones with houses on the beach and and lots of screaming fangirls whom she calls "hoes." You know, the top 10%-er hawttie who COULD get with any of those screaming fangirl-hoes. But he won't. Because he's undemanding and he only has eyes for this Plain Jane McMaybe, who is perhaps less good in the sack than those accursed hoes, but he loves her and her alone anyway. Pah! … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/08/23 01:50 PM |
| 12 | Single moms expose themselves for picking the wrong men to have kids with.so who's going to... That'll be the Real Man's problem. He's supposed to step-up and provide no matter what she's done, dammit! So where are all the Real Men, already?? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/08/23 06:38 AM |
| 16 | "Make sure you have a house, car and time for me and my kids."If she thought it wouldn't work, she might not have done it without a trace of irony. Since you asked an honest question, you get an honest answer: This woman is still in her early 20s and she might not be the sharpest tool in the shed. Ever since she grew boobs, she has gotten a lot of male attention and, to an extent, she could pick and choose which man she gets with. And she might have been run through by a series of men who are, in the looks department, rather high up: 8s, 9s and 10s. Men wh… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/07/23 10:47 PM |
| 9 | "Make sure you have a house, car and time for me and my kids."Well at least she doesn't waste much time in getting to the point. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/07/23 10:34 PM |
| 15 | "Conservative" is to dating what "organic" is to food. It attempts to convince the buyer that the higher price is worth it when the reality is you're getting something objectively worse.I'd be very interested in hearing her expound upon what "conservative" and "liberal" mean to her. In her reckoning, they're clearly not based on values. I'm guessing empty slogans, faulty assumptions and general misunderstandings of both. I.e.: her odd qualifier about not using "pronouns" when her own profile contains pronouns like 'my' and 'her'. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/07/23 10:52 PM |
| 9 | So I heard the controversial AWDTSG group on the Face-Books is to protect women's "safety" by sharing information about men with "red flags"...If a man has actually done something that broke the law, then go to the police. But that would require filing a report, which is icky paperwork. Not to mention that ghosting you or asking you to help pay for an appetizer isn't something that rises to the level of a crime. How else can you possibly wring such minutiae for attention and drama? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/07/23 02:05 AM |
| 12 | So I heard the controversial AWDTSG group on the Face-Books is to protect women's "safety" by sharing information about men with "red flags"...And they'll rave about the battery-powered dildos just before complaining that men don't do enough foreplay. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/07/23 11:32 PM |
| 3 | So I heard the controversial AWDTSG group on the Face-Books is to protect women's "safety" by sharing information about men with "red flags"...The FB group is ostensibly for promoting "safety", but judging by the conduct and self-descriptions of these denizens, "safety" really isn't their biggest problem. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/07/23 09:57 PM |
| 14 | So I heard the controversial AWDTSG group on the Face-Books is to protect women's "safety" by sharing information about men with "red flags"...dating advice for women is ...manipulate men better and to be themselves better. The only real self-improvement is for them to be themselves more authentically. Rather conveniently, this means doing less for their partner and/or indulging their own very worst and self-centered impulses. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/07/23 09:52 PM |
| 18 | So I heard the controversial AWDTSG group on the Face-Books is to protect women's "safety" by sharing information about men with "red flags"...We need to be emotionally involved She needs emotional involvement when she lets the penniless commitment-phobic vagrant finger-bang her. ...oh, and watch out for any "red flags"! Like having a small dick and being bad in bed. "Safety" you know. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/07/23 09:50 PM |
| 26 | And this mom is a borderline Stacy so you know less attractive moms are having a harder time getting "high-value" men to commit.Wait, young doctors?! They're still paying med school loans and working the late shifts and, like, aren't totally RICH yet! And some of them are 5'11 or, most horribly of all, Hindustani!!! EEEYEW!!! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/07/23 10:59 PM |
| 28 | And this mom is a borderline Stacy so you know less attractive moms are having a harder time getting "high-value" men to commit.The answer to this question is some variant of "he was abusive / jerky / jobless / deadbeat / druggie / abusive / boozer / gambler / abuser / cheater / liar / psycho / unemployable/ abusing abuser who abused me etc etc" Only a monster would fail to sympathize with or question the veracity of her abuse, after all. And the obvious follow-up of "So why did you let an abusive moron power-wash your uterus with his pregnancy-chowder?" is predictably some variant of "He tricked me" and never the more p… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/07/23 10:46 PM |
| 14 | Pregnant mom wants a man who "loves Jesus and down to be a dad".Don't swipe right unless you love Jesus "...unlike the dude who knocked me up. Would you believe that we met at a LaVayan goat-blood ritual to consecrate a temple to Baphomet? The orgy was on the table with the buffet, believe it or not..." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/07/23 10:28 PM |
| 4 | Pregnant mom has high standards. (post by @RouteClearance)I never saw a picture of the dude, but he's gonna be in jail for a long, loooong time. If I had to hazard a guess, the burn scars and prison sentence can only increase his Sexy Bad Boy Appeal among the starry-eyed nutty female prison-penpals who idolize such "misunderstood" diamonds in the rough. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/07/23 11:08 PM |
| 2 | Overweight mom of 6 wants a tall, athletic man to move in and take over where her ex left off.But if she opens her mouth wide enough, she can catch a raw chicken shot out of a cannon. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/07/23 09:54 AM |
| 4 | Overweight mom of 6 wants a tall, athletic man to move in and take over where her ex left off.Her shame got put-down like Old Yeller. Except the shotgun jammed, so Travis had to bludgeon 'im into pulp behind the corn crib while Arliss watched. It took about 40 minutes. Afterwards, they uploaded it to Tiktok. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/07/23 11:57 PM |
| 14 | Overweight mom of 6 wants a tall, athletic man to move in and take over where her ex left off.Sounds like a perfect match. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/07/23 09:47 PM |
| 11 | Overweight mom of 6 wants a tall, athletic man to move in and take over where her ex left off.Look on the bright side: She'd make an excellent background character for any film or TV production involving post-apocalyptic or extraterrestrial whorehouse settings. Just put a prosthetic 3rd breast on her à la Total Recall and you're ready to shoot. I just can't figure out why that pixelated kid in the back is trying to take a bite out of the bedclothes. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/07/23 01:55 PM |
| 9 | Overweight mom of 6 wants a tall, athletic man to move in and take over where her ex left off.Joke's on you, bub: I keep my money hidden up in a sphincter. And it's not the one you're thinking about, either. It's way more painful than that one. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/07/23 01:31 PM |
| 27 | Overweight mom of 6 wants a tall, athletic man to move in and take over where her ex left off.Before getting her current dwelling, she lived in an outhouse. In the basement. ...I'm sorry, but that mutilated thing is simply appalling. It's the kind of steaming genetic sludge you'd expect to be flung out of a teleporter malfunction. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/07/23 01:04 PM |
| 18 | Overweight mom of 6 wants a tall, athletic man to move in and take over where her ex left off.Oh, gross. It looks like a sausage casing full of vomit cramming itself into a knockoff Frederick's of Hollywood bandeau just before hanging itself in a smokehouse... wait, 'Lucky Pick'?? Ahh, I get it. It's AI-generated surrealist irony. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/07/23 12:56 PM |
| 2 | "I just love when douchebags use me for sex and then break my heart."I have never met this woman, nor do I wish to. But in my mind's eye I can clearly see this chick meeting a decent dude for the first time and sneering at him as if she's just seen a cockroach. Her life story is such a goddamned boring cliché: She's been going after men who are 9s and 10s ever since she grew tits, except she was never above a 5 at her absolute peak. She has learned, now that it's way too late, that a man who's a 9 or a 10 will fuck a woman who's a 5 or even a 4, but he will not h… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/07/23 10:49 PM |
| 3 | Standard Single Mom Profile #164,898the 9-5 hard working squares are valued by women Tolerated, more like. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/07/23 10:42 PM |
| 8 | Standard Single Mom Profile #164,898I guess you're not man enough for her. Tsk. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/07/23 07:32 AM |
| 41 | Standard Single Mom Profile #164,898She wants a traditional relationship, with only the male portion being fulfilled that way. For you to say "that's not very traditional, missy"... you wouldn't be displaying the stoicism expected of a proper old-timey husband. Yes, she long ago shredded and burned her half of her Traditional Relationship Contract, but that doesn't mean that some man can be released from doing his half! ... I mean, yeah the biological dad sure was released from the contract, but that was because he didn't live-up … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/07/23 01:09 AM |
| 17 | Pregnant mom has high standards. (post by @RouteClearance)The attraction was because of his confidence, and confidence is what women find sexy. Be confident! But, uh, don't be cocky! Cocky is ugly and bad. And only a woman can tell when you're being cocky instead of confident with the objective standards being impossible to say out loud. It's a fine tightrope with zero tolerance for failure, but do it anyway. So start getting confident, you ugly, scrawny piece of shit! Start right now! ... ...NO STOP! Not like that! NOW you're being COCKY! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/07/23 11:04 PM |
| 6 | "I just love when douchebags use me for sex and then break my heart."Absolutely. If you wanna financially support her, you can't fuck her "just for fun," like those other dudes did. Her vagina's a business now. And production is booming, just not sales. And the marketing strategy is a bit lacking too, truth be told. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/07/23 07:42 AM |
| 2 | "I just love when douchebags use me for sex and then break my heart."Not unless Obadiah beats him to her. And then, he'll need to square-off against Zachariah. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/07/23 07:40 AM |
| 20 | There's a facebook group literally called "Single moms overestimate their market value" with over 120,000 members, proving WhereAreAllTheGoodMen isn't the only community that sees just how low-value and unreasonable many of these women are.As contradictory complaints go, "you're at work all the time" does tend to crack up against "you don't make enough money." The obvious solution that all men are too stupid to try is that you need to quit your job so that you can make more money and spend your idle days fulfilling the wife's emotional diarrhea. DUH! You idiot male monkeys lack even two brain cells! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/07/23 01:46 AM |
| 30 | Pregnant mom has high standards. (post by @RouteClearance)I feel sorry for these women. I sure don't. In fact-- now I get to show what an evil creature I am-- there was this chick who lived near my hometown a few years back who was in her mid-20s. She was from a working class neighborhood that I was intimately familiar with growing up. I never met her, but I felt as if I knew her. Right out of high school, she got knocked up by some dude multiple times and married him. Turns out he was a raging alcoholic. We're talking 36 beers a day. And was supposedl… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/07/23 09:55 PM |
| 34 | Pregnant mom has high standards. (post by @RouteClearance)"He was an abusive jerk and a deadbeat/druggie/boozer/cheater/add your own" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/07/23 09:48 PM |
| 13 | "I just love when douchebags use me for sex and then break my heart."quite large Ahem. This is normally followed by "and in charge." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/07/23 09:46 PM |
| 5 | If you have zero bargaining power and no one wants what you're selling, don't let that stop you from raising the price a few more timesApart from the obvious catfish profiles, there is a decent cross-section of trailer trash and ghetto-dwellers who have sentence fragments for self-descriptions. My favorite was a gal from my hometown who was posing in a bedroom mirror, pucker-faced and trying to show-off her ass, apparently not noticing the inclusion of a bearded, shirtless dude clearly laying on the bed and staring up at the ceiling behind her. And just this morning, I had real treat: a woman almost 10 years older than me, whos… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/07/23 12:41 PM |
| 3 | If you have zero bargaining power and no one wants what you're selling, don't let that stop you from raising the price a few more times"I have evolved far beyond your primitive lustful bodily urges. But I do get hungry and I'm tired of microwaved stuff, so you'd better bring some groceries and know how to cook." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/07/23 07:08 AM |
| 4 | If you have zero bargaining power and no one wants what you're selling, don't let that stop you from raising the price a few more timesIt's a dating site which is ostensibly for high-income people. Which she is not. But she does have hopes! She does have hopes. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/07/23 07:06 AM |
| 5 | If you have zero bargaining power and no one wants what you're selling, don't let that stop you from raising the price a few more timesProbably should have stayed with the baby daddy "The first one was an unemployable deadbeat. The second was an unemployable druggie. I don't know about the rest..." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/07/23 10:37 PM |
| 8 | If you have zero bargaining power and no one wants what you're selling, don't let that stop you from raising the price a few more timesAnd some guy is going to say "hey that's cool I'll wait on you however long it takes?" Ah, but now is where her cunning plan has come to full fruition: She has ruined her life so irrevocably and completely that only the world's best Real Man could ever possibly save her! Aha! See? This has been her master-stroke this whole time! And now, like the clever fox who has swindled control of the henhouse, all she must do is wait until the time of her choosing... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/07/23 10:29 PM |
| 6 | If you have zero bargaining power and no one wants what you're selling, don't let that stop you from raising the price a few more timesI assume that it includes that he fulfill all of those conditions, and more. He needs to organize his entire schedule around her and her kids, like the convenient accessory that he is. You know, as a Real Man is wont to do after his balls have been safely sliced off. And she isn't gonna slice 'em for you, so you'd better sharpen your own blade and give the scrotum a good 'whackity-whack!' on the butcher block before you try to start anything. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/07/23 10:23 PM |
| 16 | If you have zero bargaining power and no one wants what you're selling, don't let that stop you from raising the price a few more timesOf course not. Because her vagina is more magical than all the rest. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/07/23 10:21 PM |
| 31 | A review of The Power: Feminist revenge porn gone awry.The thing that I find most interesting (and revealing) about this whole concept is that this sudden power is unearned. The women didn't work for it. They didn't have to do anything to get it. It just appeared. Like menstruation or an "accidental" pregnancy. Or any other fairy godmother wish-fulfillment story. As origin stories go, that's a rather low effort one. | /r/MensRights | 13/07/23 10:10 AM |
| 5 | Woman gives oral to fuckboy she just met, but delays sex for months with a gentleman. (post by @RouteClearance)Look on the bright side: Somewhere, someone's glans is battering against her uvula right this very second, like one of those teardrop-shaped leather bags used in boxing practice. Boppity-boppity, boppity-boppity, boppity-boppity, boppity-boppity,... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/07/23 07:31 AM |
| 16 | Woman gives oral to fuckboy she just met, but delays sex for months with a gentleman. (post by @RouteClearance)She's also free to pay for her own meals and entertainment, but that seems to go unsaid. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/07/23 07:30 AM |
| 7 | Woman gives oral to fuckboy she just met, but delays sex for months with a gentleman. (post by @RouteClearance)"It's an older meme sir, but it checks out..." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/07/23 07:27 AM |
| 2 | Instead of finding a stable man first and then starting a family, this already older woman lowers her market value by doing the opposite.Joke's on you, fella: she's no longer 44. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/07/23 10:21 PM |
| 9 | Woman gives oral to fuckboy she just met, but delays sex for months with a gentleman. (post by @RouteClearance)♪♫ Same as it ever was... ...Same as it ever was... ...Same as it ever was... ...Same as it ever was... ...Same as it ever was ♪♫ | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/07/23 10:02 PM |
| 8 | Instead of finding a stable man first and then starting a family, this already older woman lowers her market value by doing the opposite.I was expecting it to finish with something like "I wash my hair in the toilet; sometimes I even flush it beforehand" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/07/23 07:03 AM |
| 5 | Instead of finding a stable man first and then starting a family, this already older woman lowers her market value by doing the opposite.She seems more like the homeschooling type. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/07/23 06:54 AM |
| 15 | Instead of finding a stable man first and then starting a family, this already older woman lowers her market value by doing the opposite.Is that strictly Covid vaccines, or is the dude not supposed to have had any vaccines, ever? Smallpox might not be a worry anymore, but I hear polio is making a comeback. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/07/23 06:53 AM |
| 7 | Instead of finding a stable man first and then starting a family, this already older woman lowers her market value by doing the opposite.Accepting applications, more like. Do field slaves normally apply? Quite frankly, she'd be rather pleased if some extremely rich dude was dumped on her doorstep in chains, manacles and a ball-gag in his mouth. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/07/23 10:36 PM |
| 6 | Instead of finding a stable man first and then starting a family, this already older woman lowers her market value by doing the opposite.Personally, I thought it was weird that she was going to be specific in her demands all the way down to the foreskin. Surprised? Not really. Just a bit weirded-out. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/07/23 10:34 PM |
| 13 | Instead of finding a stable man first and then starting a family, this already older woman lowers her market value by doing the opposite.why doesnt she just date the father of the child? Because he was just for breeding purposes. Paying purposes is some other sucker's job. Now hurry up, she's 44 and needs someone to have their life together so they can provide her with a decent house and retirement package! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/07/23 10:33 PM |
| 14 | Instead of finding a stable man first and then starting a family, this already older woman lowers her market value by doing the opposite.In the poker game of her life, it's absolutely adorable that she thinks her pair of 3s is a great reason to smile, "I'll see you and raise you" while pushing her dwindling pile of chips into the pot before dropping her car keys on top of it and readying herself to bellow "Read 'em and weep!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/07/23 10:29 PM |
| 24 | Single mom won't date single dads because "I want someone to focus on me and building my own family, not joining yours."I wasn't, but mainly because she kept that hidden for a month, so I made a story on the spot that I also have a son from my previous relationship who is 2 years old and if she is fine helping me raise him. I probably would've improvised some kind of Chekhov-style tragedy about how my previous 2 kids are each developmentally-disabled and need a full-time mommy to look after them while I fool-around with my three mistresses. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/07/23 10:22 PM |
| 13 | Single mom won't date single dads because "I want someone to focus on me and building my own family, not joining yours.""I deserve what I want " And you get what you get. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/07/23 10:19 PM |
| 6 | Single mom won't date single dads because "I want someone to focus on me and building my own family, not joining yours."The irony is so rich, you could pound it into a delicious tapenade and spread it on toast. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/07/23 10:16 PM |
| 24 | Indian woman experiencing the magnitude of rejection that men get on the regular: “ZOMG! We need to police weddings!!!1!”"That's different!" | /r/MensRights | 04/07/23 01:45 PM |
| 8 | Single mom stripper comes on our sub and further proves how many moms demand that men pay for creative dates to compensate for the struggles of being a single mom.Fun fact: If you hose it down first, place some chunks of wood under the wheels to stop it from rolling and flip-up the gate in the back to stick your legs through, it's perfectly feasible to give birth in a homeless person's shopping cart. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/07/23 02:16 AM |
| 18 | Single mom stripper comes on our sub and further proves how many moms demand that men pay for creative dates to compensate for the struggles of being a single mom.It's the way her mom raised her. And it's the way her mom's mom raised her. And that's how her daughter is being raised. And, God willing, she'll grow-up to raise her own daughter the same way. So she can raise her own daughter in the same well-established tradition. That's six generations of poorly-socialized, ill-mannered, contemptuous ragamuffins against your one fleeting lifetime. So you'd better learn to like 'em! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/07/23 01:47 AM |
| 18 | Single mom stripper comes on our sub and further proves how many moms demand that men pay for creative dates to compensate for the struggles of being a single mom.But he was a broke-ass deadbeat, in and out of jail, cheating, abusive jerkwad. He can't be expected to do anything but fuck. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/07/23 10:33 PM |
| 7 | "I'm looking for somebody who can take care of me and my kids financially."But I thought it meant that she'll turn into Betty Crocker. Home-cooked meals. Freshly-waxed kitchen floor. Well-adjusted, polite, churchgoing kids. Etc. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/07/23 10:31 PM |
| 18 | Single mom demands that men take her on creative dates AND pay for the babysitter because she already put in effort just being a single mom.Ask her how to treat an injured anus, she's got lots of great advice on that subject. You don't need to bother seeing a proctologist unless there's something physically jammed up in there. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/07/23 11:38 PM |
| 96 | Single mom demands that men take her on creative dates AND pay for the babysitter because she already put in effort just being a single mom.Dating for me, personally, is about enjoying an evening out with freeloading off an adult male Fixed your word choice. You don't have to thank me. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/07/23 08:07 AM |
| 15 | Single mom demands that men take her on creative dates AND pay for the babysitter because she already put in effort just being a single mom.Pah! Show's what you know, you sexist. The finest-ass man for her is out there, absolutely dying to serve her whim! Just you watch. In just a few more videos, she'll be landing the NBA star of her dreams. He'll be on both knees, diamond ring the size of a Spanish fig sitting in his trembling, meek palm. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/06/23 10:01 PM |
| 10 | Single mom demands that men take her on creative dates AND pay for the babysitter because she already put in effort just being a single mom.Joke's on you, friendo. The kid sleeps in a sock drawer. She ain't one o' them CPS intervention-needin' mommas. Yet. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/06/23 09:58 PM |
| 108 | Single mom demands that men take her on creative dates AND pay for the babysitter because she already put in effort just being a single mom."I'm making an effort" C'mon man! Not only is she graciously allowing you to provide her with entertainment, food, drinks and transportation-- which is plenty exhausting for her already-- she's also putting mascara on! And you don't even appreciate how excruciating a task that is! BOTH sets of eyelashes?!?! With the little brush?? The risk of streaking or smudging??!? What more could this overburdened creature possibly be expected do for you, you entitled beast?!? BAH, men! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/06/23 12:56 PM |
| 47 | Single mom demands that men take her on creative dates AND pay for the babysitter because she already put in effort just being a single mom."Make it worth my time" Carl's Jr, it is then. Let the good times roll. In a few years, it'll be the instant ramen they sell in styrofoam cups at the railroad station outside of Qiqihar. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/06/23 12:46 PM |
| 12 | Twenty-seven kilometres seem too close... RUN! Save your masculinity from this fuathaitheoir fear!That's a fair point. It does look to me as if her homeschooling had a lot to do with Covid-related school closures. To mention vaccines in the same breath probably isn't a coincidence. Either way, on Tinder it's like catnip to all the commitment-minded, well-heeled provider-men of her wildest fantasies. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/06/23 12:16 PM |
| 21 | Twenty-seven kilometres seem too close... RUN! Save your masculinity from this fuathaitheoir fear!She's hoping for a real centrist. A vegan butcher who rides a smoke-belching motorcycle which runs on green hydrogen. Who goes to church on Sunday and Satanic rituals the rest of the week. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/06/23 11:52 AM |
| 30 | Twenty-seven kilometres seem too close... RUN! Save your masculinity from this fuathaitheoir fear!I was about to say the same thing. It's half tradcon, half far-left, all numbskull. I.e.: "Is she stupid or lying?" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/06/23 11:48 AM |
| 16 | She knows what the problem is. She knows what needs to be done. She still asks the internet for validation.Joke's on you, pal: Her photo took up my cloud storage and now I can't swipe at all. Hah! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/06/23 02:39 AM |
| 43 | She knows what the problem is. She knows what needs to be done. She still asks the internet for validation."Of the three fattest people I know, you're two of 'em" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/06/23 10:33 PM |
| 14 | "I have 3 kids, none of them have the same dad, and I'm HSV positive."daughter of the king She does remind me of late-stage Elvis Presley. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 24/06/23 06:21 AM |
| 12 | "I have 3 kids, none of them have the same dad, and I'm HSV positive."Because she knows her worth: a year's prescription of valacyclovir. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/06/23 11:56 PM |
| 16 | "I have 3 kids, none of them have the same dad, and I'm HSV positive."Look on the bright side. Stick a chest-length beard on her and hand her a battle axe, and she could cosplay as a pretty good Tolkenesque dwarven warrior. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/06/23 11:54 PM |
| 10 | "I am home a lot with the kiddos so someone wealthy and retired is my goal lol!"Behold, the first human made entirely of saddle leather, sinews and hacked-up phlegm. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/06/23 09:55 PM |
| 5 | Perhaps she should have taken a biology course along with all her marketing courses (see: row 3)Boss: "How will your marketing plan help us sell more units?" Her: blink "...more units? No look, marketing is about narrowing-down the customer base to find the right one!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/06/23 09:29 AM |
| 5 | Perhaps she should have taken a biology course along with all her marketing courses (see: row 3)That's not a bet, that's a certainty. The marketing plan isn't for him since he's just for fun. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/06/23 09:27 AM |
| 4 | Perhaps she should have taken a biology course along with all her marketing courses (see: row 3)By the way, no test drives. Of course not! How else can you possibly know if a potential car buyer is really serious? He might be the kind of thrill-seeker who goes to car dealerships and does screeching doughnuts in parking lots. She's been ridden by PLENTY of those before, of that you can be certain. Now she wants a serious, sensible motorist with a valid license, fully paid insurance and a spacious garage. The type who only uses premium gasoline and doesn't stick gum wrappers in the ashtray. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/06/23 09:19 AM |
| 3 | Perhaps she should have taken a biology course along with all her marketing courses (see: row 3)Much appreciated- please feel free to add a star or comment at the place of purchase. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/06/23 12:26 PM |
| 5 | I am admittedly not very familiar with the Founding Fathers. This piece here tries to vindicate them, so do you guys agree with what they say?For their time, most of them were considered progressive. By modern standards, they might be judged very harshly. Yes, slavery is considered barbaric today. 300 years ago, everyplace on earth considered it normal. In the future, the people of 2050 might very well curse the people of today for eating meat, mass-incarceration and owning pets. Historical things ought to be seen as a product of their time. Judging the ideas of 300 years ago by today's standards is demanding very much from people in … | /r/MensRights | 22/06/23 10:45 AM |
| 5 | Perhaps she should have taken a biology course along with all her marketing courses (see: row 3)That's why someone else needs to buy the peaches. DUH. You sexist moron. Don't you know anything about anything? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/06/23 09:53 AM |
| 6 | Perhaps she should have taken a biology course along with all her marketing courses (see: row 3)...so there's still a chance(!) | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/06/23 01:00 PM |
| 19 | Perhaps she should have taken a biology course along with all her marketing courses (see: row 3)That's because height is the foundation of any lasting relationship. Even more important than not being locked in an iron lung. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/06/23 11:41 AM |
| 3 | Perhaps she should have taken a biology course along with all her marketing courses (see: row 3)See? Her spiel is working already. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/06/23 11:39 AM |
| 21 | Perhaps she should have taken a biology course along with all her marketing courses (see: row 3)She wants a vegan cowboy, a non-violent assassin, a pious Christian atheist and a respectful pimp rolled into one. And way taller than her, but that goes without saying. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/06/23 11:36 AM |
| 13 | Perhaps she should have taken a biology course along with all her marketing courses (see: row 3)Why does she think anyone should be coming to her for any type of dating advice. Because she has standards! Exacting, over-specific, phantasmagorical standards. And everyone needs to listen to them. If I was in a generous mood, I'd say she was trying to be a bit silly and facetious and tongue-in-cheek, except I really can't tell. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/06/23 08:16 AM |
| 37 | Perhaps she should have taken a biology course along with all her marketing courses (see: row 3)This marketing woman seems to imagine that the products ought to be selecting the customers who'll be picking them off the shelves rather than appealing to them. It's as if she has the supply-demand thing only half understood. "You must pay ten million euros for this irregularly-shaped nickel-plated alarm clock which continuously screams curse words in Turkish. Wait, you're bald? Fifteen million." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/06/23 08:09 AM |
| 45 | Perhaps she should have taken a biology course along with all her marketing courses (see: row 3)of course its a 36 item list of "required" things Naturally! You don't think that she'd have anything to do or offer, do you? She's a 42 year old white collar worker. She has higher standards than the rest of the hoi-polloi womanhood. They all have inferior standards and have settled for less. Which is why she must provide a series of spreadsheets detailing her hilariously exacting categorization system. If the venn diagrams and stacked bar charts are elaborate enough, she will accidentally say … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/06/23 07:43 AM |
| 11 | Perhaps she should have taken a biology course along with all her marketing courses (see: row 3)each of the criteria that I look for... "required" and "nice to have"... Hoo boy, I'm gonna go make dinner. I wonder if she'll be done summarizing the collection of intricate flow-charts by the time I get back. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/06/23 07:41 AM |
| 11 | This is an old story, but I saw something new. Oh, the irony. "Female journalists stopped from entering locker room after Jaguars-Colts game". " The women were at the game as part of the Associated Press Sports Editors sports media diversity weekend."I have never understood why the players put up with it. Because the teams got sued for discrimination back in the 70s if they didn't. This was considered a wonderful advance for women journalists and any man who said a word against it was vilified as a Neanderthal who wanted women chained to a stove. That old routine never fails to work. | /r/MensRights | 20/06/23 03:19 AM |
| 21 | This is an old story, but I saw something new. Oh, the irony. "Female journalists stopped from entering locker room after Jaguars-Colts game". " The women were at the game as part of the Associated Press Sports Editors sports media diversity weekend."In the late 70s, there was a female journalist for Sports Illustrated named Melissa Ludtke who claimed it was sex discrimination for the MLB to not allow her into baseball player's locker rooms. Because it would hurt her career to not interview dudes as they're changing their clothes or whatever. And she won the case, big feminist victory, etc etc etc. What the athletes thought about reporters coming into their changing rooms and peeking at them was evil sexist nonsense, of course; they were sup… | /r/MensRights | 20/06/23 12:13 AM |
| 6 | It's funny how single moms with poor market value can still come the dating market with an attitude.God damn, looks like we've got a bidding war going... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/06/23 12:32 PM |
| 40 | Woman regrets leaving her good boyfriend for a cheating drug dealer.I second the motion. And I give the remainder of our speaking time to the Latino representative. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/06/23 10:38 PM |
| 25 | Woman regrets leaving her good boyfriend for a cheating drug dealer.Sure, she loves car guys and white dudes, but how about white cars and dude guys? Are they still on the table? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/06/23 10:34 PM |
| 10 | It's funny how single moms with poor market value can still come the dating market with an attitude.Okay. You're ugly in the face and your attitude freaking reeks of manure. Her withered visage reminds me of the ever-lingering specter of hooded death quietly lurking in the peripheral shadows, brandishing an hourglass in its bony hand as it watches sand grain after sand grain pouring through. Why not take her out for porterhouse steaks? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/06/23 10:21 PM |
| 12 | It's funny how single moms with poor market value can still come the dating market with an attitude.I would pay her $5 a day to refrain from sending anyone nudes. Popularity ... ... Low I probably could've surmised that, but thanks anyway. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/06/23 10:17 PM |
| 15 | Carol rejects responsible nice guy and gets impregnated by an "abusive deadbeat". A kid and 4 years later, responsible nice guy rejects Carol.He was tall. What else do you need to know? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/06/23 12:46 PM |
| 13 | Carol rejects responsible nice guy and gets impregnated by an "abusive deadbeat". A kid and 4 years later, responsible nice guy rejects Carol.Wait, you mean deadbeats don't support their kids?? But but but- who else is a would-be single momma s'posed to get jizz-coated by? Some dork who sticks around after nutting in her? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/06/23 12:39 PM |
| 8 | Carol rejects responsible nice guy and gets impregnated by an "abusive deadbeat". A kid and 4 years later, responsible nice guy rejects Carol.Funny how they always managed to find time for school. A lot of colleges offer evening programs or, increasingly, online on-demand programs. Personally, I think it'd suck to use those methods. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/06/23 12:16 AM |
| 12 | Carol rejects responsible nice guy and gets impregnated by an "abusive deadbeat". A kid and 4 years later, responsible nice guy rejects Carol.her loser high school dropout boyfriend Well he sounds super-cool at least! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/06/23 11:18 PM |
| 44 | Carol rejects responsible nice guy and gets impregnated by an "abusive deadbeat". A kid and 4 years later, responsible nice guy rejects Carol.Poor woman. She deserves a abusive deadbeat with a job. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/06/23 01:07 PM |
| 23 | Liberal woman wants a traditional man, but doesn't want to be a traditional woman. (post by @ncstaterepted)When a woman says she's a "modern, independent, feminist" woman, or some variant thereof, I take that as meaning I won't lift heavy boxes for her, open doors for her, help to protect her or assist her in any way. If she complains-- and she eventually will-- I quote her own words back at her. They hate that and I love it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/06/23 10:53 PM |
| 25 | Liberal woman wants a traditional man, but doesn't want to be a traditional woman. (post by @ncstaterepted)Not a word about what she has to offer in return. Opinions. Lots and lots of opinions for hours on end. And every one of them is scintillating. Aren't you the lucky one? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/06/23 09:50 PM |
| 13 | Liberal woman wants a traditional man, but doesn't want to be a traditional woman. (post by @ncstaterepted)Wouldn't be surprised. If you're gonna be gauche, the only refuge is in audacity. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/06/23 09:49 PM |
| 19 | Liberal woman wants a traditional man, but doesn't want to be a traditional woman. (post by @ncstaterepted)"I want all the benefits of a traditional relationship while the man gets the shit end of every stick." am I asking to have my cake and eat it, too? Seriously, lady? You already suspect the answer. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/06/23 09:29 PM |
| 15 | Is she right? Is there no gender pay gap?Short answer: Yes, by and large, she is right. Long answer: She simplifies things greatly for the sake of fitting it into a conversation, but she's essentially correct. The rough average in earnings shows a "gap", but that is basically meaningless. Lots of factors go into determining lifetime earnings, with the choices of individuals playing a major role, as do things like consecutive number of years in the workforce, overtime hours, job hazards, specialization, etc. When you adjust for all of t… | /r/MensRights | 10/06/23 10:15 AM |
| 4 | Knocked-up mom wants "someone more respectful than the actual baby daddy".Is getting a child support order into effect harder than I thought or am I missing something here? There are several possibilities off the top of my head. The mom might've declined to acknowledge the dad for the purposes of child support. She doesn't even need a good reason. So, for instance, perhaps she wants to stay on his good side and asking for money will cause him to shit-list her. Or it would be against some other interest she has (like revealing that she got pregnant from her sister's bo… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/06/23 11:32 AM |
| 5 | Knocked-up mom wants "someone more respectful than the actual baby daddy".What was her baby-daddy's name, I wonder? I'm putting my money on Punchface von Pillhead. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/06/23 10:34 PM |
| 16 | Woman lists her own red flags revealing she's a damaged carousel rider. Dude unmatched."oh shit, there's MORE?!?!" Joke's on you, chum: She's too lazy to write the unabridged version. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/06/23 10:28 PM |
| 39 | Why is the man I didn’t have sex with not committed to me?I would be really curious to know why she's holding this man to such double standards, compared to chad. Because Chad was "just for fun" and didn't need to provide anything. For this other dude, she's "serious" so he needs to provide in a way that "just for fun" Chad does not. If you've ever seen the old FDS reddit, this modus operandi was second nature to them: of course you're not going to sleep with the man you're "serious" about! Because he might be an unserious player (bad!). But a woman ha… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/06/23 11:30 PM |
| 9 | Is it too late for her to start a family at 42?I am similarly "intimidated" by roadkill on hot asphalt. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/06/23 07:02 AM |
| 12 | Is it too late for her to start a family at 42?It's incredible how literally everything they do is in complete and total opposition to what they say they want. I guess it's the end result of a lifetime of thinking that you're calling the shots while, simultaneously, believing that your actions have no negative consequences. So you need not do anything apart from saying your preferences loudly and expecting a winning lottery ticket to blow-in through the window despite never opening the window. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/06/23 01:37 PM |
| 13 | Is it too late for her to start a family at 42?What more could you possibly have done? Easy: she should've been bitchier and more demanding. Real Men love that. Don't be one of those disgusting "Pick Me" girls who try to be attractive and friendly. Disss-gusting. What with their marriages and their children and happiness. P'tui! Do ANYTHING but that! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/06/23 08:29 AM |
| 12 | Is it too late for her to start a family at 42?You're gonna need a bigger fork. Seriously, we're talking like a trident wielded by Queequeg. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/05/23 10:30 PM |
| 26 | Is it too late for her to start a family at 42?If she thinks being in a relationship means that men are going to control her, then it's better that she die alone. Fish and bicycles, remember? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 31/05/23 10:26 PM |
| 10 | [Video] Single mother rants over the quality of dating pool, fails to realize that she has nothing to bring to table.I probably didn't spell Fancy-Schmantzy right either. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/05/23 12:14 AM |
| 8 | If you want to be dad #3 and pay for an engagement ring, then say no more.She lets the two boys roam around pantsless. Or "sans culottes" as the French call it, hon hon hon! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/05/23 12:13 AM |
| 4 | You can usually tell the type of man she wants by how trashy she is.while these kids were out smoking underage, getting smashed on cheap vodka and losing their virginities to pedos. I envy those kids. Seriously, I could've enjoyed the pleasures of huffing paint fumes out of plastic bags at a young age. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/05/23 01:32 PM |
| 17 | [Video] Single mother rants over the quality of dating pool, fails to realize that she has nothing to bring to table.Oh look, a pedantic nit-picker. Next you'll say that you need to burn the house after you rob it! Pffsht! Lookit Mr. Fancy-Schmantzy Super-Nerd, with his words and his Rubix Cube and his high school diploma and scheduling MMR shots for his child. Pffsht! Fuggin' nerd-o. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/05/23 01:28 PM |
| 9 | Single mom is tired of fuckboys who won't commit and now just wants friends.Shh! You don't want to give away her cunning secret plan. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/05/23 06:16 AM |
| 16 | You can usually tell the type of man she wants by how trashy she is.But it's honestly two separate languages at this point with all the slangs, colloquialisms, et al. I teach English to Japanese students, and when students ask me about the differences between British English and American English, I have to point out that the differences between the two are far, far smaller than the differences between standard Japanese and the Osaka dialect of that language (they get discouraged otherwise). In fact, Scottish English and American English are way closer together t… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/05/23 03:16 AM |
| 14 | You can usually tell the type of man she wants by how trashy she is.When I was a kid, I recall being made fun of for "talking funny" when I was around the public school kids. And I speak the standard, midwestern dialect. It was the only time I ever got made fun of for speaking my native language. God forbid they ever meet someone who grew-up speaking Hindi or Vietnamese and use English as their second language. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/05/23 12:06 AM |
| 17 | You can usually tell the type of man she wants by how trashy she is.One time, a long time ago, I was student teaching at one of those "urban" schools, trying to get through the lesson plan. This really obnoxious girl in the back raised her hand. "Mista, why do you talk like that?" I was getting irritated with that one. After a pause, I looked at her, blinked and replied "Why do you talk at all?" There were cries of "OOH!" "OH SNAP!" etc. That felt good. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/05/23 09:56 PM |
| 5 | Single mom seeks real Muslim man to be her provider. All you need is to love god. And love her twins. And love spending money.The popular zeitgeist is that fathers are useless. Except for their money, of course. Mom can never have enough of that. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 23/05/23 05:50 AM |
| 9 | Single mom seeks real Muslim man to be her provider. All you need is to love god. And love her twins. And love spending money.B-b-but... th-th-that's how she d-d-described herself... (sob!) | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/05/23 10:29 PM |
| 16 | Single mom seeks real Muslim man to be her provider. All you need is to love god. And love her twins. And love spending money.What you are talking about here is a concept called guardianship (القوامه), meaning that the father is responsible for the house in everything, and in return the rest of the family members must obey him. See, in the west, that's "patriarchy." And therefore, it is the most fundamentally evil thing which has ever existed. It needed to be done-away with at all costs. That's why human relationships had to be reformed by letting the ladies party it up and pop-out a few kids for a decade or two before… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/05/23 12:42 PM |
| 17 | Single mom seeks real Muslim man to be her provider. All you need is to love god. And love her twins. And love spending money.I guess this woman isn't playing by those dusty old rules. Good thing that her future husband will need to, so he can fulfill his duties. As Real Men are supposed to do, unthinkingly and unquestioningly. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/05/23 08:26 AM |
| 21 | Single mom seeks real Muslim man to be her provider. All you need is to love god. And love her twins. And love spending money.If the dad is in prison, he can't get custody. C'mon, think outside the box! I never tire of these women who, after running their Traditional Relationship Contract through a shredder and ripping-up whatever spits out, then wads-up the thin strips and confetti into a rats' nest, pushes the pile across the table and says "now somebody sign this contract on the dotted line!" And then, after hearing "There ain't no dotted line there sweet-pea," can't figure out why everyone keeps saying that. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/05/23 07:28 AM |
| 34 | Single mom seeks real Muslim man to be her provider. All you need is to love god. And love her twins. And love spending money.Such slander. A toilet serves a vital daily function. How dare you compare this parasitic twit to something you'd want in your home. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/05/23 05:59 AM |
| 23 | Single mom seeks real Muslim man to be her provider. All you need is to love god. And love her twins. And love spending money.In anticipation of the inevitable "reported for promoting hate" that this post will attract, would you please do me the courtesy of explaining how it is promoting hate? Thank you. If not, you can go sit on a red hot brass thumbtack. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/05/23 05:44 AM |
| 16 | Single mom seeks real Muslim man to be her provider. All you need is to love god. And love her twins. And love spending money.As long as he provides a gold card, a chauffeured vehicle, her own dwelling and lets her alone 4 or 5 days a week, she'd be OK with that. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/05/23 05:43 AM |
| 50 | Single mom seeks real Muslim man to be her provider. All you need is to love god. And love her twins. And love spending money.What, are you claiming that a "traditional" man wouldn't voluntarily sign up for that?? You meanie, you! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/05/23 03:37 AM |
| 21 | For the thousandth time: That's not what "family man" means, darlingYou're talking Grey Gandalf, right? I hope. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/05/23 09:19 AM |
| 26 | For the thousandth time: That's not what "family man" means, darlingbut where is the part where she mentions what she brings to the table to make her a better option What, you want that too? Pfft. Effin' men are never happy. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/05/23 09:17 AM |
| 55 | For the thousandth time: That's not what "family man" means, darling"Looking for a gold-toothed, gin and juice-drinkin' gangsta in tha 'hood who goes to an all-white prep school and wears penny loafers with argyle socks..." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/05/23 08:17 AM |
| 29 | For the thousandth time: That's not what "family man" means, darling"Looking for a teetotaler who downs tequila shots from dawn until dusk..." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/05/23 08:08 AM |
| 111 | For the thousandth time: That's not what "family man" means, darling"Looking for a wise banker who loves throwing clients' cash into flaming pits..." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/05/23 07:51 AM |
| 11 | It's hilarious how these moms will casually mention being pregnant and then discuss travel plans, like Bitch you just got creampied by another dude and you want me to fly you around the world!?...ah. Well, I guess you will have to babysit while she has Paul take her to Myrtle Beach for the weekend. Hope you don't mind if she borrows your credit card. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 16/05/23 07:25 AM |
| 8 | It's hilarious how these moms will casually mention being pregnant and then discuss travel plans, like Bitch you just got creampied by another dude and you want me to fly you around the world!?She already gots the alpha groin, now she needs the beta coin. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/05/23 07:56 AM |
| 13 | It's hilarious how these moms will casually mention being pregnant and then discuss travel plans, like Bitch you just got creampied by another dude and you want me to fly you around the world!?Games are no fun when you start a long losing streak. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/05/23 07:56 AM |
| 28 | It's hilarious how these moms will casually mention being pregnant and then discuss travel plans, like Bitch you just got creampied by another dude and you want me to fly you around the world!?A "ready made family" just for you* without any waiting or any of your filthy sperm required! *"You" may not specifically mean you per se, but is just a general stand-in for any appropriately moneyed sucker who can fulfill all of her expectations and demands upon request, whim or convenience, articulated and unarticulated, even as the list changes on a weekly basis. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/05/23 10:18 PM |
| 21 | Another formulaic "aha moment" where the OP decides to charge new car prices for a 12-year-old Dodge Stratus.I'd probably still go on dates but not have sex and not engage in fwbs So her would-be suitors get to haul her around, like a talking sack of potatoes. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/05/23 10:14 PM |
| 154 | It's hilarious how these moms will casually mention being pregnant and then discuss travel plans, like Bitch you just got creampied by another dude and you want me to fly you around the world!?It's good that she won't allow her pregnancy to interrupt going to all the cool places and fancy restaurants that you'll be taking her and paying for. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/05/23 01:42 PM |
| 2 | Can't figure out why guys only want "fun time"She likes tradition. Or, at least, the benefits of tradition. Coming from you, not her. Outdated ideas like monogamy and being the type of woman you'd like to show to your parents? Those are stupid. It's 2023, not the Abbasid Caliphate or the Byzantine Empire under Belisarius or the Almoravid conquest of Iberia or whatever the hell ancient time you're still living in. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/05/23 04:10 AM |
| 1 | Can't figure out why guys only want "fun time"I think the most compelling part of this profile is where she very heavily hints that she's not really a sexual person anymore, so whoever commits to her had better be prepared to stay chaste for a loooong time until he proves himself worthy. How enticing that sounds. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/05/23 04:07 AM |
| 22 | Women are the Gatekeepers of Sex, Men are the Gatekeepers of Relationships(F33) Don't sweat it, darling. You've got all the time in the world. You know what you need right now? Hot, drunken sex with total strangers. That'll give you the self-esteem you need to deliver ponderous lectures about commitment and monogamy to all of your future Chads. Remember: Issue your demands from a position of strength! The more sex you have, the more power you gain! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/05/23 12:05 AM |
| 8 | Can't figure out why guys only want "fun time"In the Star Trek pilot, there was some alien race with a big, throbbing skull. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/05/23 07:51 AM |
| 17 | Can't figure out why guys only want "fun time"Ahh, another "traditional" single mom wanting an "old school," chivalrous breadwinner who'll gallantly take-on all the duties of a dad without actually being a dad or having the authority of one. Time to manfully man-up and manningly be a Real Man, man! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/05/23 07:45 AM |
| 6 | Can't figure out why guys only want "fun time"Slingblade? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/05/23 07:43 AM |
| 14 | "What I'm doing isn't working... should I take a pause before doing more of it?"Objectionable Lady Desertion | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/05/23 07:53 AM |
| 2 | Onlyfans girl discovers that she is a bible nerdI have absolutely no idea. I wouldn't be surprised if OF resold it to underground porn sites in Turkmenistan for a penny per terabyte. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/05/23 07:13 AM |
| 6 | How to go from wife material to permanent fuckgirl.Yeah, but some of that graffiti could arguably be characterized as art. Phase 2, creator of bubble lettering, actually had some talent. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/05/23 01:49 AM |
| 13 | How to go from wife material to permanent fuckgirl.Yeah, I was wondering who'd want her. I wouldn't fuck that creature if I was wearing a biohazard suit and standing behind a lead shield while using Vidkun Quisling's mummified dick welded to the end of a remote-controlled, 10-foot pike. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 06/05/23 01:42 AM |
| 34 | How to go from wife material to permanent fuckgirl.The onlyfans money will dry up I'm willing to bet that she isn't exactly rollin' in it right now. Unless I've sorely underestimated the take from cornering the doubtlessly lucrative 'mutated reptile-fetish porn' market. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/05/23 02:01 PM |
| 24 | Single mom is tired of being hurt and wants "a man that can show respect and courtesy towards me".They're called 'fat finger' mistakes. Also, she's probably fat everywhere besides the fingers too. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/05/23 01:44 PM |
| 15 | Single mom is tired of being hurt and wants "a man that can show respect and courtesy towards me".Who among us doesn't occasionally walk around with day-glo stars dangling from one eyelid? We'd all be hypocrites for mocking that. But as for that hideous goddamned eyeliner... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/05/23 01:16 PM |
| 26 | Single mom is tired of being hurt and wants "a man that can show respect and courtesy towards me".Where hath all the good Hroþgars gone? Her world now is but Grendel's spawn... | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/05/23 01:08 PM |
| 29 | How to go from wife material to permanent fuckgirl.At least she doesn't do anything foolish or self-destructive with her money. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/05/23 12:59 PM |
| 42 | Single mom is tired of being hurt and wants "a man that can show respect and courtesy towards me".Sure she's been hurt and fucked-over many times, but does her most natural-looking photo remind us of a pug crouching and readying itself to pee? That's what I want to know. For someone who likes "outfoor activities," her listed interests seem to cluster a lot on the sedentary side. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/05/23 12:53 PM |
| 6 | [Video] Single mother realizes that she is only attracted to Chad during a date with somebody rich, concludes that she will stop dating (until next match with Chad)You needn't wonder too much. She looks pretty damn jaded. She deserves free meals, what with all the free meals she's had to suffer until now. All those evenings out and still no giant diamond on her finger. Gah! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/05/23 10:45 PM |
| 9 | I’m only used for sex...I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that she handily disproves the stereotype that fat people are jolly. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/04/23 10:23 AM |
| 8 | I’m only used for sex...Once I might've said "passed around like a doobie at a backyard college party" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/04/23 08:44 AM |
| 38 | I’m only used for sex...Crazy question. Maybe I've asked this before, but I have a few glasses of Chilean Chardonnay-Viognier inside me... Have these bright, ever-critical thirtysomething singletons-- some of whom have kids, some not-- ever been told that their courtship period was never meant to be a permanent state of being? It was not supposed to be a puberty-to-grave lifestyle subsidy. It was not intended to be a "I want a pizza, so I'll go on tinder and flirt with some moron before fucking a hotter moron" forever-… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/04/23 04:12 AM |
| 58 | I’m only used for sex...If you enjoyed the sex, you weren't used. Not unless you expected something extra, like cash on the barrelhead. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/04/23 11:47 PM |
| 7 | [Video] Single mother realizes that she is only attracted to Chad during a date with somebody rich, concludes that she will stop dating (until next match with Chad)Good Lord, 5 points for you. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/04/23 11:16 PM |
| 30 | [Video] Single mother realizes that she is only attracted to Chad during a date with somebody rich, concludes that she will stop dating (until next match with Chad)but the newer girls she's competing with cook, clean, and are 1/2 her age! See, you're saying that she ought to become more like one of those simpering, pathetic pond-scum "Pick Me" girls who puts a tiny modicum of effort into being a good partner. How repulsively male of you to like such a thing. Chad wouldn't want that. Chad wouldn't lower himself to that. No! In her heart, she is aware of exactly what Chad wants. He wants her to be what her worst and laziest impulses tell her to be. He is out… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/04/23 01:01 PM |
| 16 | [Video] Single mother realizes that she is only attracted to Chad during a date with somebody rich, concludes that she will stop dating (until next match with Chad)The shamelessness, hair-splitting complaints and self-pity is overplayed so much, it's hard for me to believe that it isn't a kind of character she's created in an unorthodox attempt to break into show business. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/04/23 12:36 PM |
| 20 | [Video] Single mother realizes that she is only attracted to Chad during a date with somebody rich, concludes that she will stop dating (until next match with Chad)"Me fuck hot mehnz and have hot mehnz baybee. Y no hot rich mehnz want wife me? Me need brake frum daytz..." Pah-thetic. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/04/23 11:31 AM |
| 54 | [Video] Single mother realizes that she is only attracted to Chad during a date with somebody rich, concludes that she will stop dating (until next match with Chad)Her date last week? In addition to being a miserable 6'3", he ended a sentence with a dangling participle! And as horribly unforgivable as that was-- the terrible cherry on top was that it took him three seconds to notice the error and correct himself. By then? Her already-miniscule level of attraction had vanished entirely and the whole evening was just ruined and became a death-march for her. A literal death-march!!! And she died in the restaurant! The very nerve! Why couldn't he have at least… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/04/23 11:26 AM |
| 18 | [Video] Single mother realizes that she is only attracted to Chad during a date with somebody rich, concludes that she will stop dating (until next match with Chad)Rip the robes! Don the sackcloth! Heap the ashes! Alas and alack! Oceans of tears! Pity! Sorrow! Woe! Weep! Sob! Bawl! Can her life become any more tragic?! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/04/23 11:20 AM |
| 4 | She won't send nudes. There will be no leftovers with her.Show some pity. She's going to lose a foot to diabetes sometime in her life and still not become self-aware. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/04/23 10:34 PM |
| 7 | She won't send nudes. There will be no leftovers with her.Must've been using a mile-long net down in the depths of some unexplored trench. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/04/23 10:28 PM |
| 5 | She won't send nudes. There will be no leftovers with her.I was gonna say specifically 'pie eating' but she dresses like she's fresh out of a Cinnabon box and her blood type is Thousand Island Dressing. I'd hate to see what kind of landslide is left behind in her toilet after a night of binging on chalupas. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/04/23 10:26 PM |
| 3 | She won't send nudes. There will be no leftovers with her.If you want to spend the weekend playing forensic psychiatrist with this one, you'll probably need the full DSM-V open on your lap. Edit: I managed to read that comically distorted t-shirt she's wearing... Louisiana State? What do you suppose her major is? Lipoma-American Studies? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/04/23 10:25 PM |
| 8 | Single mom dancer is "now a good Christian girl" and wants a "nice hard working man with a good job". (post by @Typo-MAGAshiv)Whatever the number, I suppose you can add one more. Whee!! You spin faster as you approach the drain! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/04/23 08:07 AM |
| 15 | Single mom dancer is "now a good Christian girl" and wants a "nice hard working man with a good job". (post by @Typo-MAGAshiv)living on a single income I wouldn't call that life "living" really. She just sort of exists, drifting from wallet to wallet. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/04/23 07:40 AM |
| 13 | Single mom dancer is "now a good Christian girl" and wants a "nice hard working man with a good job". (post by @Typo-MAGAshiv)Whatever it is, I'm sure it's quite classy. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/04/23 11:09 PM |
| 22 | Single mom dancer is "now a good Christian girl" and wants a "nice hard working man with a good job". (post by @Typo-MAGAshiv)That would have to be a custom installation, wouldn't it. I think she'd be more likely to have a badly-anchored concrete stump featuring a disused STOP sign. Brought there by one of her many, many male helpers. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/04/23 11:08 PM |
| 17 | Single mom dancer is "now a good Christian girl" and wants a "nice hard working man with a good job". (post by @Typo-MAGAshiv)The ceiling behind her suggests that she clearly took that photo in a place outside of her dwelling. I want to say "free clinic." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/04/23 10:45 PM |
| 11 | Single mom dancer is "now a good Christian girl" and wants a "nice hard working man with a good job". (post by @Typo-MAGAshiv)...and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/04/23 10:42 PM |
| 18 | Single mom dancer is "now a good Christian girl" and wants a "nice hard working man with a good job". (post by @Typo-MAGAshiv)No druggies "I've had my fill of those" Interestingly, on Facebook last night, I received a message from my druggie cousin, claiming that his multiple sclerosis is acting-up again-- that's the first time he's ever specifically claimed to have MS, if I recall-- causing him to miss work. (That's a pleasant surprise. I wasn't aware that he worked, actually). Plus, he's got a new baby on the way. And his 70 year old mother isn't giving him the usual emergency cash handout that he'd normally rely upo… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/04/23 10:40 PM |
| 15 | Woman wants a relationship while keeping her Onlyfans, but won't date men who accept her work. (post by @Seagram7)Fried triangular ice, in the shape of a circle. But one corner has to look like a kitty cat. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/04/23 07:49 AM |
| 22 | Woman wants a relationship while keeping her Onlyfans, but won't date men who accept her work. (post by @Seagram7)“most guys can’t handle it.” "Can't handle" is a euphemism for "won't tolerate." Indulging that façade is something I can't handle. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/04/23 07:35 AM |
| 7 | Woman wants a relationship while keeping her Onlyfans, but won't date men who accept her work. (post by @Seagram7)"I wouldn't consider being with a man who endorses what I do." Didn't Groucho Marx say something like that? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/04/23 07:29 AM |
| 32 | Michael B. Jordan is the tall, successful, "high-value man" women claim to want, but hoe-phase women reject him until they're ready to settle down because he's "responsible".I wanna see all these ladies’ bank accounts. You're assuming that a certain percentage of them aren't what get euphemistically called "unbanked." Who needs an account when there's a perfectly good payday loan place right next to the closed laundromat with the smashed windows? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/04/23 10:48 PM |
| 42 | Michael B. Jordan is the tall, successful, "high-value man" women claim to want, but hoe-phase women reject him until they're ready to settle down because he's "responsible".He look like he know where his birth certificate at ...I can't respect a woman who believes that, of all things, having your birth certificate in a safe place is some kind of damning characteristic. How much you wanna bet that the commenter has a bedroom floor covered with an inch of Hostess snack wrappers, empty nail polish bottles, credit card statements, wadded undone laundry, phone recharging cords and caked semen? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/04/23 10:43 PM |
| 13 | Onlyfans girl discovers that she is a bible nerdShe gets to have Her Big Day, so she'll wear whatever she wants. I fear for her bridesmaids, though. They'll wear the ugliest goddamned day-glo pink chiffon you can imagine. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/04/23 08:32 AM |
| 11 | Onlyfans girl discovers that she is a bible nerdJust call it even-steven and let him take out a 30 year mortgage for a suburban split-level. That's all that really matters. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/04/23 07:47 AM |
| 6 | Single mom demands a poly relationship. Doesn't understand why she's getting ghosted.It's presupposed. As an unspoken condition for 'winning' her. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/04/23 10:27 PM |
| 72 | Onlyfans girl discovers that she is a bible nerdHe doesn't judge her past. Or the conveniently-edited version of her past that she said to him. "...and that's when I made my chastity vow. By the way darling? Do you know where I can find one of those heavy-duty electromagnets that'll erase hard drives irreparably? I'm, uh, asking for a friend." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/04/23 04:12 AM |
| 39 | Onlyfans girl discovers that she is a bible nerdI do love his virgin wife's choice of raiment, however. She'll make Mennonites look like pole-dancers. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/04/23 04:08 AM |
| 51 | Onlyfans girl discovers that she is a bible nerd"No more OnlyFans! Now I'm a Fan Only of The Lord!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/04/23 04:04 AM |
| 53 | Onlyfans girl discovers that she is a bible nerdThis looks about as sincere as a death-row convert. Good thing that Jesus will still love you even after a life of crime. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 09/04/23 04:03 AM |
| 15 | Weekend post: crack a bottle and relaxIs that it? I thought it was because of how he was wearing his hat. There are all sorts of subtly offensive signals nowadays. I really can't tell anymore. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/04/23 12:16 PM |
| 25 | Weekend post: crack a bottle and relax1: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability You know, Blessed User Reporter, I really do wish you needed to explain the gripe that you've made? Because I'm wondering how this (rather talented) comic is promoting hate. Please educate me. Explain. You've made me ever so curious. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/04/23 11:11 AM |
| 29 | Single mom demands a poly relationship. Doesn't understand why she's getting ghosted.I think it's a short-lived and poorly-written purple-haired character from one of the Disney star wars films. Either that, or some minor town that got destroyed by the Hussites in the 1420s. I dunno. Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Who can tell nowadays. I'm just the dude who mops the floor. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/04/23 01:31 AM |
| 58 | Single mom demands a poly relationship. Doesn't understand why she's getting ghosted.And help pay her bills. What, you don't want that kind of relationship? But she's such a queen, though. In every picture I've seen of the 'poly' relationships, the men all seem to look glassy-eyed and broken and stoop-backed, but I'm sure that's just the camera angle and not because she's plowing one while demanding foot massages and cash from all the others. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/04/23 12:23 AM |
| 17 | At least she admits to being hypergamousThat's like learning about astrophysics from watching Buck Rogers. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/04/23 11:02 PM |
| 16 | Single mom demands a poly relationship. Doesn't understand why she's getting ghosted.I don't care how tall you are if you have confidence ...But if you're short and confident, you're 'cocky' so she'll hate everything you say and do. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/04/23 10:59 PM |
| 15 | At least she admits to being hypergamousI hear ya. She wants to live off of someone while she pursues her interests and offers him nothing. But that wasn't an option on the flair list, neither was "lazy ass" nor "parasite." Ditto for the kind of woman who lists among her hobbies "5 star restaurants". | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/04/23 05:42 AM |
| 71 | At least she admits to being hypergamousWhere do they see such men? On TV, mainly. Mister High-Powered Corporate Lawyer can decide on a whim to whisk her off to Monaco for a weekend. With the exception of an idle, multimillionaire great-grandson of some Gilded Age mining baron, it's hard to imagine such a person. For a high-earning dude with an actual job probably doesn't have that kind of free time or flexibility. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/04/23 01:08 AM |
| 26 | At least she admits to being hypergamoususer reports: 1: This is misinformation Probably, but a great many women's dating profiles are full of misinformation. Weight, age, etc. What's your point, Anonymous User Reporter? Care to explain your meaning to me directly? Otherwise, I might keep re-approving my own post, as evil bastards are wont to do. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/04/23 01:07 AM |
| 20 | Carousel rider with a 37 body count wants to settle down and is frustrated that men don't want to commit to the town bicycle. (post by @houseoftolstoy)This one is too dumb or proud to lie It's not enough that a man simply be OK about her past, she needs him to applaud her for it so she doesn't feel bad. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/04/23 02:12 AM |
| 19 | Carousel rider with a 37 body count wants to settle down and is frustrated that men don't want to commit to the town bicycle. (post by @houseoftolstoy)she is making them wait and jump through hoops. But of course. Such men have to prove that they're serious! Like, she can't possibly allow someone to financially support her if he isn't serious. And sex is a holy, intimate and sacred act which she takes with the utmost gravity. Meanwhile, if she wants to fuck the college football team, you can't shame her for that. Because sex is good, clean casual fun. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/03/23 12:28 AM |
| 1 | Carousel rider with a 37 body count wants to settle down and is frustrated that men don't want to commit to the town bicycle. (post by @houseoftolstoy)But why can't the mortgage lender give easy loans and not care about your payment history? Why can't the payday loan office charge lower interest and offer longer-term repayment? GHRARH! Fuckin' sexist patriarchy. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/03/23 12:24 AM |
| 37 | Carousel rider with a 37 body count wants to settle down and is frustrated that men don't want to commit to the town bicycle. (post by @houseoftolstoy)she couldn't get any one of 37 hot guys to commit to her It was just for fun. Also, those grapes up in the tree were sour. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/03/23 12:50 PM |
| 109 | Carousel rider with a 37 body count wants to settle down and is frustrated that men don't want to commit to the town bicycle. (post by @houseoftolstoy)The term "cock carousel" is highly disgusting and offensive. Instead, use less-distasteful terms like "cock merry-go-around" or "cock roundabout" or "cock circumvolver." Even "wiener whirligig" would be preferable. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 29/03/23 12:48 PM |
| 28 | If you can't find a single guy who is local, that should tell you something.She's got a thing for nostril hair. She wants to see it every time she looks up. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/03/23 05:06 AM |
| 57 | If you can't find a single guy who is local, that should tell you something."No 5'11 midgets! They ain't got no reason to live!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/03/23 03:05 AM |
| 11 | "Don't force my kids to call you daddy, let them do that on their own please."This post was reported for "promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability" But I can't figure out if you're bigoted against cum-Americans, dumpster-Americans or pyromaniacs so I approved it. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/03/23 12:57 AM |
| 5 | "Don't force my kids to call you daddy, let them do that on their own please."They can't even talk She's smartly thinking ahead. If there's one thing that young single moms are renowned for, it's long-term planning. "Delayed gratification pays-off in the future!" is their creed. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/03/23 11:13 PM |
| 12 | "Don't force my kids to call you daddy, let them do that on their own please."Basically. Take-on all the duties of a dad, while not being a dad. Fulfill all of the hard work with none of the authority. The worst of both worlds, the shit end of every stick, and left holding an empty bag in every situation. And this chick doesn't see any problem at all, because everything she cares about exists within 1 centimeter of her own skin. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/03/23 11:11 PM |
| 11 | "Don't force my kids to call you daddy, let them do that on their own please."and are shocked that men aren't looking to sign up for something that for men is effectively a second job with shit pay and benefits. "A Real Man would do it!" so sayeth the ancient legends. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/03/23 11:07 PM |
| 7 | "Don't force my kids to call you daddy, let them do that on their own please."Fire dumpster cum. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/03/23 11:05 PM |
| 15 | "Don't force my kids to call you daddy, let them do that on their own please."Well, to be fair, she might have missed that day of kindergarten. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/03/23 11:04 PM |
| 32 | "Don't force my kids to call you daddy, let them do that on their own please."I know one perfectly qualified person who should do that. You guessed it: Frank Stallone. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/03/23 12:50 PM |
| 116 | "Don't force my kids to call you daddy, let them do that on their own please."It's so adorable that she still thinks she can be that choosy. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/03/23 12:27 PM |
| 14 | It's because they pick jerks and don't want a positive dude until they're pushing 30 or become single moms."if ain blacke gentlemain hath nē̆verte firede ain gun aÞ thee, oth-the physicallī accostede thee, oth-the examinede thy portablæ telecommunicationſ devicæ whilæ thee weræ slumbering, thy vaginæ intransiciọ̄n lesſ pleasurablæ than thee believæ intransiciọ̄n bihofþe bæ." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/03/23 06:05 AM |
| 20 | I hate feeling like I'm shallow.A woman certainly can be free to have standards and demands which completely, delusionally fail to square with reality-- I can't stop her-- but big problems do arise when she doesn't notice that her delusions also affect other people, like when she believes that men somehow have the easy job in courtship and acts accordingly. If she can avoid those second bits (and she probably can't), I really have no problem with her living in her own little fantasy land of lies and make-believe and melting cl… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/03/23 12:54 AM |
| 51 | I hate feeling like I'm shallow.I don't really have a problem with women having standards, just as long as they don't call men pigs for having standards of their own. Narrator's voice-over: "Women do call men shallow pigs for having standards." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/03/23 10:57 PM |
| 25 | It's because they pick jerks and don't want a positive dude until they're pushing 30 or become single moms."If a black gentleman has never fired a gun at you, or physically accosted you, or examined your portable telecommunications device while you were slumbering, your vagina is less pleasurable than you believe it to be." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/03/23 10:55 PM |
| 12 | [Video] 30yr old realizes men prefer younger woman and in her explanation shows how she got pumped and dumped by chad, but ofc she loves being 30yr that's pretty clear..Her entire cope and seethe is predicated on the assumption that men have nothing better to do with their lives than to comply with her chosen life plan and to hork like retarded seals upon her command. We don't? Cripes, I'd better get my life together. I'm gonna eat Special K for breakfast from now on and investigate taking my company's management training course! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/03/23 01:16 PM |
| 21 | It's because they pick jerks and don't want a positive dude until they're pushing 30 or become single moms....wait so, when she says "shot at u" she means photography? Because she couldn't possibly be referring to gunplay, I hope. Me, I'm not exactly fluent in the slang favored by "high risk youth" of today, what with their break dancing and their zoot suits and their conk hairstyles and their boom-boxes and parachute pants and whatnot. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/03/23 01:09 PM |
| 56 | [Video] 30yr old realizes men prefer younger woman and in her explanation shows how she got pumped and dumped by chad, but ofc she loves being 30yr that's pretty clear..Ohh, she spent a lot of time entertaining men. Ohh, I see. She was entertaining men, and it wasn't men who were taking her to dinners and buying her cocktails and theater tickets and gifts and suchlike. She had been entertaining them the whole time that she was "dating". She had a song and dance routine, see? She had a million one-liners. She jumped-up on the table and said "Hey, did you hear about the Polish jigsaw puzzle? It's got one piece! Ba-doom-boom! I came from a town so small, both city… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/03/23 09:41 AM |
| 15 | [Video] Leftover landwhale turns down guy that is "nice" and intelligent after a long and great date because he doesn't drink alcohol, she exceeds the level of delusionality you would normally see..Gee, I wonder if she's splitting the check 50-50 on these 50 dates? Nah, that's a dumb question. It would be unethical piggery for her to leech free meals and entertainment off lots of other people as a lark. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/03/23 11:51 PM |
| 31 | [Video] Leftover landwhale turns down guy that is "nice" and intelligent after a long and great date because he doesn't drink alcohol, she exceeds the level of delusionality you would normally see..This is the kind of woman who seems better-suited for tightening bolts in a tractor-repair shop on the outskirts of Sverdlovsk. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/03/23 01:14 PM |
| 69 | [Video] Leftover landwhale turns down guy that is "nice" and intelligent after a long and great date because he doesn't drink alcohol, she exceeds the level of delusionality you would normally see..She: Acts like a moron. He: Generally acts decently. She: "OMG he was the worst!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/03/23 10:52 AM |
| 14 | Woman wants a man to provide for her while she keeps her own money, but doesn't want the authority of a man because "a relationship is 50/50"."When inequality favors me, is it really a bad thing? Ahee hee hee." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/03/23 10:46 AM |
| 25 | "I just want a genuinely nice guy to treat me right and not judge me for having a child."I'm gonna judge her: She hasn't got nearly enough tattoos to get my motors running. She needs to have at least 4 times as much ink. I'm talking snakes wrapped around each arm from shoulder to wrist, orange flames ringing the neck, a blood-dripping skull on each ass-cheek. The whole left thigh needs to be devoted to an epic mural of Spiderman punching the brains out the skull of a shark. She needs to look like she's rolled-around naked in a pile of cheap, smeary comic books. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/03/23 10:02 PM |
| 10 | "I just want a genuinely nice guy to treat me right and not judge me for having a child.""Take me to Fuddruckers! THIS, I COMMAND! No, not that Fuddruckers you fool! The one at the mall! THIS, I COMMAND!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/03/23 09:56 PM |
| 32 | "I just want a genuinely nice guy to treat me right and not judge me for having a child.""My child comes first" Translation: After me, my child comes first. Then the animals. And I expect a man to get to the bottom of the pile and support us all. That's rent, utilities, baby clothes and nail salon visits. Move it, chop-chop. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/03/23 09:55 PM |
| 11 | [Video] Young woman rides the carousel and wonders why Chad won't commit, in the meantime nice guys give her the ick! Any way out?Yeah but on the other hand, such women are not victimized by patriarchal monogamous oppression so you and your bibliography are all doo-doo heads. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/03/23 10:56 PM |
| 10 | [Video] Young woman rides the carousel and wonders why Chad won't commit, in the meantime nice guys give her the ick! Any way out?OH my God, you dudebros! Did you know that this post is "promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability"?? No?? Neither did I- APPROVED! (In fact, of all the posts I've seen in 2023 which don't promote hate based on identity or vulnerability, this one is the most not-promoting-est hate-est based-est on identity-est or vulnerability-iest of them all. Yes, I am addressing the wolf-crying, time-wasting, screwheaded nincompoop who'd reported it, who is probably a wee bit retarded sorry, mentally … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/03/23 09:05 AM |
| 20 | [Video] Young woman rides the carousel and wonders why Chad won't commit, in the meantime nice guys give her the ick! Any way out?On the bright side, I'm sure she's the kind of woman who knows how to gracefully reject someone. Like, rather than try to publicly humiliate someone and make a big, noisy, histrionic show, she'd probably handle it like an emotionally-mature adult. "Sorry, but I'm with my friends tonight." or "I'm flattered, but I can't." or something like that. ...nah, who'm I kidding? It's "OH MY GOD GET AWAY FROM ME YOU GROSS PIECE OF SHIT!!" before going on social media to complain "OH MY GOD A NAZI RAPIST JU… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/03/23 12:54 AM |
| 10 | [Video] Young woman rides the carousel and wonders why Chad won't commit, in the meantime nice guys give her the ick! Any way out?"Nuh uh! You gotta respect her! And, like, applaud her for showing the camel-toe." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/03/23 11:25 PM |
| 34 | If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. I give you the Tradthot (new weekend theme).I wonder what her grad degree is in. She mentions having one, but doesn't say anything else about it. That's not a damning kind of omission, but it feels like a missing piece nonetheless. For me, the biggest incongruity is to act so big on wanting traditional courtship and wanting a "real man" to dominate her and take the lead and so on. But she's on Bumble where women are supposed to be the ones who choose people. This woman feels her eggs drying up and she wants a big wedding and a house and a… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/03/23 11:56 PM |
| 5 | If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. I give you the Tradthot (new weekend theme).Swipe left and let her keep praying that her past (XXX video) doesn't come to light. She "was young and needed the money," as traditional gals are wont to do. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/03/23 02:35 AM |
| 4 | If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. I give you the Tradthot (new weekend theme).If she had a Master's in Chemical Engineering, she'd have every right to boast...her not doing so leads me to conclude its a useless degree. Either way, she wants to be a full time mom now and not use her education. Best of luck to her. Pffsht. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/03/23 02:33 AM |
| 1 | If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. I give you the Tradthot (new weekend theme).I wonder what her grad degree is in. She mentions having one, but doesn't say anything else about it. That's not an unforgivable kind of omission, but it feels like a missing piece. For me, the biggest incongruity is to act so big on wanting traditional courtship and wanting a "real man" to dominate her and take the lead and so on. But she's on Bumble where women are supposed to be the ones who choose people. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/03/23 02:12 AM |
| 9 | If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. I give you the Tradthot (new weekend theme).bring back tradition/courtship Age 34 is starting to get a little bit late in the game, innit. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/03/23 02:06 AM |
| 32 | Chad's still flakey, so why does he give me the tingles? | WhereAreAllTheGoodMen"I mean it, Mister! You're starting at less than 0, so you'd better straighten-up and-- ohh gawd! Suck the other one, too! But, like, no PIV! At least, not 'till we get to the White Castle..." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 07/03/23 11:18 PM |
| 12 | [Video] Leftover woman tries to date non-chad and gets disgusted by him (still needed to sleep with him to confirm he is not worth it)It rhymes with something else. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/03/23 01:11 PM |
| 19 | [Video] Leftover woman tries to date non-chad and gets disgusted by him (still needed to sleep with him to confirm he is not worth it)I think it's a word which rhymes with 'pedophile' but I'd just be wild guessing. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/03/23 01:10 PM |
| 33 | [Video] Leftover woman tries to date non-chad and gets disgusted by him (still needed to sleep with him to confirm he is not worth it)You definitely have the thousand D stare. Uh, it's the thousand BANANA stare, f#ck you very much. You misogynist you. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/03/23 11:57 AM |
| 42 | [Video] Leftover woman tries to date non-chad and gets disgusted by him (still needed to sleep with him to confirm he is not worth it)I've seen a lot of bananas Always a glorious thing for a leathery saddlebag at your age to cop to. I'm not an Edo filer ...this is a new one. Hm. How do you parse that phrase? ...you're not into categorizing documents dating from the Tokugawa period? I totally get it, hon. We all need a break from sorting through historical Japanese papers written between 1602 and the 1850s, but what does that have to do with actually fucking, though? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/03/23 11:10 AM |
| 3 | Last woman standing in her social circle becomes leftovers who feels left out. (@Typo-MAGAshiv)Confession time: I went to 2 proms in my life. One time was with my senior year girlfriend. The other time was 1 month later (still had the rental tux) with the cousin of my sister's husband. Both times it went according to how parents want it to go. Because, she was the cousin of my brother-in-law. Also, I didn't get laid either time. Which is how parents want it to go. So yeah. There it is. I've had twice the prom dates that you're supposed to have in 1 lifetime. That nugget plus 650 yen will … | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/03/23 09:27 AM |
| 14 | Stay at home mom is looking for a nice guy to treat her "with respect and honor as it should be".“I need someone to care about me, really me.” So when you remove her looks and her body-- which, as you have to admit, each possess an otherworldly level of erotic desirability akin to a Miss Universe contender-- you need to fall in love with what remains: a brain in a jar. And the two rugrats who like Happy Meals. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/03/23 10:56 PM |
| 16 | Last woman standing in her social circle becomes leftovers who feels left out. (@Typo-MAGAshiv)they were encouraged to pair up with some of the guys going without dates OH DEAR GOD NO NOT THAT. WHAT A NIGHTMARE THOSE GIRLS HAD TO ENDURE. THOSE DISGUSTING BASTARDS SHOULD'VE BEEN EXILED TO DEVIL'S ISLAND FOR THINKING THEY COULD GO TO PROM WITH THE IMPORTANT KIDS. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 01/03/23 10:50 PM |
| 15 | [Video] Leftover woman complains that dating in England is trash esp. since men are too short, solution: move to another countryWhen oh when can they finally come out of the shadows and have their fair share of the spotlight for once? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/02/23 11:03 PM |
| 7 | "Both fathers are not in my kids' life."I was having an online language exchange, as I often do on the weekends. The dude teaches me his language and I teach him English. Anyway, the topic came up about Yiddish loanwords that made it into English and the one I taught him was 'Chutzpah'. And this would be an excellent example of the word: the single mom who wants a third dad to support her two kids, because the first two were dumb assholes. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/02/23 01:09 AM |
| 20 | Her eggs are reaching their expiration date, there were some 250 potential cocks to fertilize this hen in the past 3 years - but she's still picky because she sees herself as the prize! | WhereAreAllTheGoodMenYou'd think, in a "conservative" city like the one she lives in, there should be at least some marriage-minded men there. If she was being truthful, I mean. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/02/23 11:06 PM |
| 32 | Her eggs are reaching their expiration date, there were some 250 potential cocks to fertilize this hen in the past 3 years - but she's still picky because she sees herself as the prize! | WhereAreAllTheGoodMenEventually, the party ends. NEVER! She's gonna be 22 and hot forevah!! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/02/23 11:03 PM |
| 14 | Celebrating Thot Hypocrisy MonthThey're only against being judged. Their own judgements of others are far too insightful to keep private. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 19/02/23 12:19 AM |
| 14 | Celebrating Thot Hypocrisy MonthIronically, this comment is reminiscent of how MLK was mischaracterized and lampooned by white southern cartoonists in his lifetime. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/02/23 11:47 PM |
| 10 | With her looks and attitude she'd be lucky to get a dude making minimum wage.So how many random hookups has she had with dudes making 6 figures a year, I wonder? Or did she waive their proof of income requirement? | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/02/23 11:36 PM |
| 5 | If anyone asks for a short and simple example of dual-mating strategy, show them this profile.Surrounding yourself with yes-yessing, truth-eliding friends on social media who possess your exact level of maturity, intelligence and know-how is always the best way to seek advice for your life's biggest decisions. Who else you gonna ask? Older people? Wiser people? Men?? Hah. Your kid doesn't really need vaccinations, they'll never get measles. It's just a scam by the doctors. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 14/02/23 10:51 PM |
| 12 | If anyone asks for a short and simple example of dual-mating strategy, show them this profile.Bonus +1 modifier if the kid looks nothing like you. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/02/23 10:57 PM |
| 19 | If anyone asks for a short and simple example of dual-mating strategy, show them this profile.I've said it before and I'll say it again: No matter how lonely I might've felt in my darkest and most abysmal days, I would've unequivocally said "nope" to a woman like that one. There are a lot of things I'd have agreed to do but, by Satan's red ass, I'd have never agreed to that. That anecdote alone really should be a sober warning to any would-be single mom who pins her hopes on having some altruistic, hardworking young sucker "step up" to the honor, as they put it, of being her kid's source… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/02/23 10:49 PM |
| 14 | If anyone asks for a short and simple example of dual-mating strategy, show them this profile.Her: because I want it. Don't laugh. That has served her pretty well for the first 28 years of life. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/02/23 10:44 PM |
| 15 | If anyone asks for a short and simple example of dual-mating strategy, show them this profile.Then...go find that 'casual hookup' and demand that of HIM! But he wasn't long-term relationship material, it was just a fling "for fun," wheee! Don't judge her, you jerk! Judging people is her job. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 13/02/23 10:43 PM |
| 7 | Apparently age of consent changes depending on who's benefiting.If she doesn’t like it she can just leave "But her brain isn't functioning properly! But, like, don't take away any of her 100% grown-up rights!" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/02/23 11:07 PM |
| 8 | Apparently age of consent changes depending on who's benefiting.The age of adulthood seems to depend a lot upon personal taste and convenience. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/02/23 10:54 PM |
| 28 | Apparently age of consent changes depending on who's benefiting.Maybe the woman in question shouldn't do things like drive cars, own property, handle money or have a credit card, lest the world's "power dynamic" radiation mutate her back into a child. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/02/23 02:34 AM |
| 33 | Apparently age of consent changes depending on who's benefiting.Plus, the benefits of a child. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 12/02/23 01:12 AM |
| 17 | Women are falsely accusing Leonardo DiCaprio of being a "sexual predator" for dating a 19-year-old CONSENTING ADULT woman. This is part of a disturbing slander campaign designed to equate older men's attraction to younger women as pedophilia.I wasn't being serious about the accusations. Just as how I wasn't being serious about the author's obvious jealous urges being substantiated by facts on the ground. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/02/23 09:42 AM |
| 8 | Women are falsely accusing Leonardo DiCaprio of being a "sexual predator" for dating a 19-year-old CONSENTING ADULT woman. This is part of a disturbing slander campaign designed to equate older men's attraction to younger women as pedophilia.Same idea, but with different movie stars. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/02/23 01:49 AM |
| 16 | Women are falsely accusing Leonardo DiCaprio of being a "sexual predator" for dating a 19-year-old CONSENTING ADULT woman. This is part of a disturbing slander campaign designed to equate older men's attraction to younger women as pedophilia.The Leo Limit. Not to be confused with the Denzel Dike or the Brad Pitt Partition. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 11/02/23 01:22 AM |
| 11 | Holy shit! What a soulless, miserable fucking badhbh!You have to look at her omissions. Social media, TikTok and shopping aren't on the list, for instance. And watching OnlyFans is right out, but being featured on the site as a "creator" isn't mentioned either (wouldn't be true to form if she didn't carve-out a self-exception). And the stuff with "Excessive," like "excessive smoking/gambling," and "partying every week" just means she doesn't like it when someone smokes or gambles or parties more than she does. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 10/02/23 11:47 PM |
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