That probably ain't her first time with a bunch of pearl necklaces

this_might_b_offensv · 2024-05-28T11:10:54+00:00

slim

Dude, I can see your arms...

StickySmokedRibs · 2024-05-28T10:53:52+00:00

A lash artist? Boys this one is such high quality I can’t even begin to describe why you need to wife her up immediately!

Huge_General423 · 2024-05-28T11:46:02+00:00

Catholic
divorced

No such thing. Get thee to a nunnery.

I may not be rich, but that's not what I'm after. I'm here to find true love.
I want a God loving man. A generous man who doesn't love his money more than his partner.

This bit also made me laugh.

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2024-05-28T11:40:59+00:00

What's with all these women looking for a guy who's generous? Makes it real tough for a cheapskate like myself!

Standard_Hat6784 · 2024-05-28T11:29:24+00:00

Atleast she comes right out and says she's looking for a bail out.

Profitglutton · 2024-05-28T12:45:21+00:00

She’s looking for “a generous man who doesn’t love his money more than his partner”. Aka an idiot who spends recklessly on her. She’s looking for an ATM and preferably one with no wants or desires of his own getting in the way of spending that money on her.

Proper_Frosting_6693 · 2024-05-28T12:38:55+00:00

She says “slim” and “model” yet her arms say otherwise

solar-garlic1776 · 2024-05-28T13:44:38+00:00

Sje has the kids one week on one week off, now that sounds like 50/50 custody. Either she had a really shitty lawyer and couldn't prove abuse on the husbands end or more likely there was no abuse.

Single moms are a danger to men. Stay away

gabriel-kornilov · 2024-05-28T18:44:56+00:00

"I have two mouths to feed, no career, no steady job and food ain't cheap. I need a provider before it's too late. You want a kid of your own? Better luck next time, bro. Tee-eeh. Now pay for mine and shut up. I just love generous gestures."

What a scam.

Rish83 · 2024-05-29T01:37:42+00:00

Every sentence start with an "I" & end with instructions for man.. Narcissist much.?

enjoyit7 · 2024-05-28T16:43:10+00:00

Custody agreement? Why tf would any single childless man sign up for this? Maybe if he's on some type of parole or house arrest but even then when it's over so is the relationship. Maybe she can find somebody else with a custody agreement and form a Brady bunch

Joaquino7997 · 2024-05-28T17:07:55+00:00

"A man that can take on two children that aren't his and love them as his own..."

IF she is able to find that man, he's going to be much older than her and much more naive than most other men.

A generous man who doesn't love his money more than his partner.

The "art of wordplay" is strong with this one. "Generous" means "wealthy," and she wants him to love her more than his money because she'll be out somewhere spending his money. And in her mind, even if she blows all his money...so what? He loves her more than his money. He should go make (her) some more!

She needs to do herself a favor and either:

go back to the kids' dad, or
remain single for life

DrDog09 · 2024-05-28T22:47:01+00:00

"... Have pets, does not want them."

Nice run on sentence there. Does she not want the pets or is it the kids she does not want? Hmmmmm.

rb5775 · 2024-05-28T11:06:56+00:00

Yeah...May Day in Moscow.

Barf-fly · 2024-05-29T00:09:55+00:00

Unable to relocate but looking for a man anywhere.

You don't have to be in the same city to pay her bills. What a bargain.

Mein_Tarnaccount · 2024-05-28T22:01:27+00:00

She is slim as much as she is a fashion model. What a car crash.
Someone told her that men like challenges, and she took from that that men like challenged women.

PeterWritesEmails · 2024-05-29T00:30:09+00:00

This one is more sad than funny.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2024-05-28T17:24:32+00:00

Women's porn has corrupted the minds of the unselectable.

No-Dog9062 · 2024-05-28T13:46:46+00:00

Line up boys! There's a new show pony in town

The_Map_Smith · 2024-05-29T04:39:16+00:00

I mean, she's up front with what her package deal entails and what she's looking for. I just don't think there are any serious takers for a probably mentally unstable, slightly overweight, practically infertile single mom in her thirties. Especially when her 'I love...' screams 'Throw money at me!'

supmuddafukka · 2024-05-28T18:53:34+00:00

I don't think this woman is unreasonable.

Edit: After reading the other comments I'm guessing downvotes incoming...

Title	That probably ain't her first time with a bunch of pearl necklaces
Author	Land_of_the_Losers
Upvotes	113
Comments	79
Date	May 28, 2024 10:26 AM UTC (2 years ago)
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