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Have you considered becoming a political leader in a socialist or communist regime? I hear they have a great income redistribution plan that can help you achieve your goals.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/24 11:31 AM
13

But not the short Helmsworth brother. She's got standards.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/24 09:08 PM
109

Too bad he's not totally hot because if that was the case she wouldn't care. He must be ok looking with a good job so that's a deal breaker.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/24 04:22 PM
26

What's with all these women looking for a guy who's generous? Makes it real tough for a cheapskate like myself!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/05/24 11:40 AM
30

When all else fails, double down on your demands and DO NOT COMPROMISE
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/24 04:58 PM
58

Verbally abusive no less!!!! He said mean, mean things like, "Perhaps you should eat less and start exercising"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/24 04:18 PM
28

"Hot Chads in your area are just waiting for someone like you. Click here to learn more"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/24 04:23 PM
93

I'm scratching my head over what she means by "my previous relationships and marriage look like intentional hits". It's got to be code for something but unfortunately my Enigma Machine is in the shop right now. Regarding the whole notion of "waiting for a divorce" I'm fairly certain she's convinced herself this is some sort of genius life hack that borders on Nobel Prize winning sociology material. I'm sure she's annoyed over the fact that this strategy wasn't acknowledged for being the genius m…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/24 12:27 PM
21

Hmmmm, something tells me she comes with nothing but liabilities…no assets in sight. That's the man's job!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/05/24 07:32 PM
102

Let me be a housewife = I'm sick and tired of this "work" crap. How about you do it for me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/05/24 01:15 PM
3

And capital letters.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/05/24 11:56 AM
11

Well she darn well better be with an attitude like that!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/24 11:36 AM
7

"You'll get nothing and like it" -- Judge Smails "Caddyshack"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/24 11:34 AM
24

Found the woman who likes damaged Chads but wonders why they won't change to suit her needs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/24 02:07 PM
3

I beg of you. For all that is holy and good. DON'T DO IT!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/24 11:52 AM
2

...Why is she even interested in dating men at all? Have you never opened a jar of spaghetti sauce? I mean, those things are tough.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/04/24 11:51 AM
18

I think it's pretty clear she goes for the Chads and wonders why they won't commit to her. Meanwhile she's rejecting out-of-hand an entire population of men who understand the joys and challenges of raising children in favor of guys who have no sympathy for her situation. It really does boggle the mind.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/24 04:44 PM
13

What do you bet the only reason he married her was because she led him to believe he'd gotten her pregnant. The math works. And about that "friend" who sold her out. What do you bet they got tired of hearing about how she locked him down with her lies about him being the father. Sounds like they couldn't live with themselves any longer.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/24 04:29 PM
14

I shudder to think what her reaction would be if HE brought someone else's baby home ON PURPOSE! She'd be freaking out and ready to do him bodily harm. Meanwhile she's basically done the same to him and is like, "What's the big deal?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/24 04:21 PM
14

You know…she's a woman
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/24 09:01 PM
5

She sounded really interesting until she mentioned being vegan. /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/24 11:51 AM
11

Alas, milady had the misfortune of being the only person within a 200 mile radius blessed with manners, grace, poise, beauty and intelligence. Sadly the only thing she was lacking from birth was the wealth necessary to allow her to move to somewhere that she could mingle with her intellectual equals. A cruel fate that is the stuff of a timeless tragedy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/24 05:37 PM
14

More like paying for a high-end steak dinner and finding out there's no steak and you're expected to bus all the tables in the restaurant. "Now get to work"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/24 05:25 PM
15

It's like a cop who has you in an interview room saying, "So why don't tell me the truth, just between the two of us. I won't judge you"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/24 12:55 PM
26

I remember the girls in HS who would turn up their nose and say, "I only date guys in college". Who knew they were being controlled and exploited by those mean misogynistic guys. The girls seemed mighty proud of being manipulated.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/02/24 05:18 PM
29

The more damaged they are, the more traddy they PRETEND TO become. Fixed that for you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/23 12:55 PM
38

A "Birthday Month". LOL I take the day off on my birthday and consider myself lucky.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/12/23 10:21 PM
24

I can't help wondering if this woman had an alcoholic/stoner dad because she's molded herself into being a complete enabler when it comes to the men in her life. My guess is she meets a guy she's attracted to who's lazy and unmotivated and swings into action thinking, "I can make him all better" by simultaneously love bombing him, browbeating him about his vices all the while loaning him the money he needs to maintain his habit and stay exactly the way he is. There's some serious disfunction her…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/23 05:29 PM
16

"Where are the men that pick up the pieces?" What, like the guys that drive around at night picking through garbage on the curb before the trash haulers arrive?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/11/23 05:42 PM
43

And some of my friends wonder why I'm single… "Relationships are about solving problems. The problems you only have because you're in a relationship."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/23 03:01 PM
8

This is an express train, right?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/23 05:30 PM
8

"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/23 12:50 PM
8

Genuine question, do women have these expectations because men are spending this much on a first date? I'm guessing a friend of hers told her that she once saw a video where the woman said a friend of hers had a guy who might have agreed to this nonsense.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/23 12:09 PM
9

Allow me to do my imitation of Nelson Muntz as I point at this woman and exclaim loudly, "Ha Ha".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/23 12:05 PM
11

And they'll leave when you ask them to.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/23 11:57 AM
14

All that booze and all those narcotics have definitely caught up with her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/23 11:47 AM
15

"Legit looking for a husband bailout and male role model babysitter for my 3 kids" There, that's more accurate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/23 04:18 PM
20

"Nope, nope, nope, nope" -- Bisexual women
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/23 12:42 PM
27

I'm usually a live and let live kinda guy but those tattoos would cause me to crack up if I ever had to interact with this woman face to face. They are so bad and silly looking.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/23 04:44 PM
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It's fascinating how it never dawns on her that her career choice might have something to do with the problem.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/23 04:32 PM
6

Touché internet stranger. Touché
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/23 11:56 AM
19

The gift that keeps on taking.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/23 04:12 PM
4

If the second sentence in a woman's profile is, "No @ssholes" then you can bet your bottom dollar that's all she is capable of attracting.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/23 11:47 AM
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"He's so inventive and creative"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/23 09:06 PM
19

Single women keep other women single Dang, that's a keeper.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/09/23 11:47 AM
16

Yep. Eventually they just start screeching, knock all the pieces off the board and start throwing poop.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/09/23 11:47 AM
54

Partygirls need their own 12 step program. At least then they'd have to acknowledge that they have never stopped being a partygirl, they are simply in recovery.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/23 04:39 PM
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These chicks really do believe that a Real Man will deftly and expertly defuse and handle all of their time-wasting bullshit with a smile while working 9 to 5 and delivering romantic treats every week. Meanwhile Chad can throw her a handful of Skittles every once in a while and she'll pine for him day and night. Remember gentlemen, Chad doesn't care about hoops and will walk away when asked to jump through one.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/23 04:45 PM
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Occasionally, a sapiosexual will fuck a handsome 6-footer with a gym body but discover afterwards that he's a semi-literate bonehead the most intelligent guy she's ever met who only graduated 10th grade! I fixed that for you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/09/23 11:39 AM
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The only woman that cares about a man's feelings is his mother and even she is getting sick of his whining.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/23 04:58 PM
11

Hmmm, looks like she well on her way to becoming a blue-haired old lady
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/23 04:48 PM
16

Bite your tongue, Cleatus, Billy-Bob and Roscoe are all upstanding fine gentlemen who wound up in jail through no fault of their own.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/23 04:40 PM
12

If someone used this girls profile to play Dating Profile Bingo they'd be able fill up the whole freakin card.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/23 04:37 PM
25

The plumber could be making a quarter million and he'd still be "beneath" her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/23 01:49 PM
38

Because nothing says "wife material" quite like a picture of your ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/23 04:25 PM
8

There was a car with a bumper sticker in front of me this morning that said, "I go from 0 to bitch in 2.3 seconds" and it got me thinking. This "You go girl" cheerleading that women have been hearing their entire lives has led to a culture of behavior that this woman has bought into hook line and sinker. Meanwhile the only people cheering her on are other women, bitter from their own lack of relationship success and irovy tower intellectuals she wouldn't date in the first place.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/23 12:00 PM
15

Another bullet dodged! Dang, I'm getting pretty good at avoiding having my life ruined.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/23 04:28 PM
9

I'm surprised she didn't mention worshiping Cthulhu. She's got every other red flag covered.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/23 12:04 PM
19

"One order of fried ice for table number 2"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/23 04:21 PM
32

Guess I'll just have to go fishing instead. Reminds me of the old joke, "My girlfriend gave me an ultimatum, it was either give up fishing or give up her. Gosh, I'll miss her."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/23 04:19 PM
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"They looked cool on Chad, Tyrone, Ray-ray, Spike, Killer and Mongo so I'm sure they'll look cool on me"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/23 11:48 AM
7

But…but…Chad said they were "cool"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/23 11:58 AM
33

You could also read it as: "I hate it when men treat me the same way I treat them"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/23 04:47 PM
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But it presents the guys she's really looking for with everything they need to know.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/23 06:39 PM
9

"HYPOCRITE, n. One who, professing virtues that (s)he does not respect secures the advantage of seeming to be what (s)he despises." -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary (with minor edits by moi)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/07/23 11:57 AM
5

Well, she WANTS a high earner so that makes her the perfect user for that site.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/23 11:46 AM
38

Children are financial and legal burdens to men. They're assets to women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/23 04:52 PM
28

Catch and release.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/23 04:50 PM
13

I've got a couple of Skittles and some pocket lint.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/23 04:48 PM
2

I'm going to start calling it "Social Alchemy" because it's the societal equivalent of turning lead into gold.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/23 12:38 PM
1

Notice how she never mentions telling any of the guys she was dating that she loved them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/23 12:36 PM
9

Does "Respectfully Declining" count?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/23 04:30 PM
1

In other news, a local woman who brought a dog home, left it on the porch and never fed it is bewildered that it ran away. "I thought it would be faithful. I mean, that's what dogs are known for, right?". Full story at 11.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/23 04:33 PM
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You'll get less than nothing once the journey is complete.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/23 12:08 PM
3

You mark my words, NYC will be selective in who they protect from shaming. Unless an overweight guy is part of a group officially recognized as being oppressed they'll turn a blind on the body shaming of men.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/23 12:05 PM
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You can't find a mate in 2 major cities full of single, successful people. At what point does a woman look in a mirror and say maybe I'm the problem Never?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/23 11:54 AM
11

She should be more honest and say, "Eat other people's food, prey on him, be loved"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/23 06:51 PM
5

Perhaps they can tell if they dig a little and closely observe. Of course this will only happen after the jealously kicks in after initially observing the guy and wondering, "What's he got that she thinks is worth getting?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/23 12:03 PM
26

"eat, pray love" Goodbye!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/23 11:56 AM
13

I'm beginning to think women advising other women is intentional sabatoge against competition Crabs in a bucket.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/23 11:50 AM
15

If she is a knock out (8-10) she might be useful as an escort at a office party. Be surprised how many many men women change their outlook on other men when they see them with a hottie. This also works.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/23 11:49 AM
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A friend of mine is a DJ and hires professional dancers who aren't strippers. He says most of them went to dance school. I'd imagine this is confined to large metropolitan areas and expands the pool of "dancers" who aren't strippers, but not by much. If she's in a rural area, chances are she's a stripper.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/23 11:54 AM
26

It was refreshing to see comments that chide the poster for her foolish views.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/23 08:58 PM
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There's a lot of wisdom in the advice, "Take a good, hard look at the life of the people that are successful at what it is you want to do. If you'd enjoy that life then go for it. If it would make you miserable then find some other direction because your life will be no different."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/23 07:22 PM
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There's a reason the Lilith myth is one of oldest and most enduring in human history. There's also reason modern feminists and new age types are so enamored with the notion of the rebellious female with unkempt hair who wants nothing more than to watch the world burn.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/23 11:34 AM
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On TV, mainly. Amen, I know an investment banker who's just about the hardest working person I've ever met.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/23 11:51 AM
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Ditto for the kind of woman who lists among her hobbies "5 star restaurants" Ouch, that sounds like an expensive hobby (for the guys that is).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/23 11:47 AM
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Or the ones that never texted her back.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/23 11:29 AM
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C'mon, everyone knows oral doesn't count.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/23 04:28 PM
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Savage! Wherever she goes it won't matter what the men are like, she will still be the same.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/23 05:23 PM
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More like, "I need someone who will pay for everything so I don't have to work in order to take care of my kids". Ummmm, no thanks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/23 04:47 PM
13

I still say Norm's best work was done as Pigeon on "Mike Tyson Mysteries".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/23 04:44 PM
11

Get your net worth statements and credit reports ready gentlemen. It is recommended that you prepare a Powerpoint. Once the prescreening process is done she will move on to the fun parts where you get to spend money on her highness with lavish meals, expensive getaways all the while basking in her glorious eminence. Unworthy participants will receive a handshake and an insincere, "It was nice meeting you".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/23 05:23 PM
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It's the reason western arms have been so successful for so long: the west creates soldiers and everyone else creates warriors. Fascinating. I'd never thought about it in quite this way. Western armies accept the possibility of tactical setbacks and allow for organized withdrawals so that they can live to fight another day. Not so with "warrior armies" who see every battle as a fight to the death with falling back not an option.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/23 11:42 AM
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She is a kween. More like a kweef.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/23 02:24 PM
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Too late, I've already judged her. It's what we humans do. It's called self-preservation.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/23 01:15 PM
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It's fascinating how within a just a couple of generations our culture thinks it can turn off men's eons-old unwillingness to put their energy and resources into the rearing of another man's child. Sure, you may be able to brow-beat and shame men into "saying" they're ok with the idea, but you can't go into their soul and change the fundamental discomfort they feel in their gut.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/23 01:13 PM
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The 80/20 rule for the KO.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/23 12:51 PM
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"I'd like Nice Guys™ is they were really, really hot. Heck, they wouldn't even need to be very nice if that was the case" -- Probably this woman
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/23 04:08 PM
3

"I'm sorry babe, you forgot the floor is lava and that means you just burned up. I guess we can't play together any more."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/23 05:42 PM
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Yeah, this one was probably a hottie before her metabolism started slowing down and she started packing on the pounds. In her mind she'll always have the body she had at 18, even when she's 30 and weighs 250 lbs. (if not more).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/23 01:43 PM
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That is until she wants to get married and he asks her body count. Does she tell the truth or lie? Girls who start talking marriage to a Chad wind up tossed out of the rotation immediately and I'm sure most girls know that. He knows she's got a sky high body count and frankly he doesn't care as long as she doesn't become more trouble than she's worth. Once that happens she is done.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/23 01:30 PM
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Amen. It's classic!!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/23 10:06 PM
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In their minds, they're always a 10 I'll bet if you pressed half of them they'd admit, "Well, in looks I'm probably a 7 but my political views add 3 points to my score so technically I'm a 10"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/23 12:47 PM
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Let her try and create a village out of nothing but single mothers. Let's see how that goes. That would be TV worth watching.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/23 12:42 PM
5

She brings stale Chanukah gelt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/23 06:01 PM
5

IF YOU TREAT HER LIKE A CELEBRITY, SHE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE A FAN. Thanks for that gem of wisdom internet stranger. Have an upvote.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/01/23 01:53 PM
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If men made videos about not getting what they wanted the internet would break…forever.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/22 12:46 PM
61

This is one of those women who thinks the wall is a myth and even if it's true it doesn't apply to her because she's going to be "hot" forever. Lots of boxed wine and litter boxes in her future.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/22 04:44 PM
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Yeah, my default state of being is introvert so I've learned to be content with my own company.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/22 05:33 PM
5

Everyone know that IG is where people put themselves on the market. A few years back a friend of mine dropped this knowledge on me. I'd never thought about it before but he was spot on.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/12/22 08:58 PM
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Dating apps, ruin people through giving them many options I'd add that dating apps give women the "illusion" of options.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/12/22 08:55 PM
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Has anyone here actually date a feminist and what was it like ? I'd imagine it's…let me see…hell
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/22 01:43 PM
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I guess I'll have to go reflect long and hard on these Internet Strangers' trenchant observations of my worth. I barely give any heed to what people I know well think about my worth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/22 01:41 PM
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She could pick a man on her level and pursue him (Heaven knows that any guy on her level has never experienced anything like that) Meanwhile we all know she pines for Brad Pitt and thinks, "If he just got to know me".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/12/22 06:59 PM
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Women don't "love" anybody, except maybe their children, not even Chad. Can one of the mods upgrade this guy's Analyst status, cause this is spot on.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/22 05:28 PM
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That's it's better remain silent and be judged a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/22 03:11 PM
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Which just reinforces my point.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/22 12:58 PM
9

Mothers everywhere are waiting to not meet her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/22 07:27 PM
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This is why you should never, I MEAN NEVER give a woman a piece of your mind. It might make a you feel good for a moment but it's like dancing on a land mine. Sooner or later it's gonna go boom. Move on and leave the negative stuff behind. If you wanna write some cutting response because you've gotta get it out of your system, by all means do so, just don't send it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/22 05:59 PM
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Reminds me of how a cat will act like their food bowl is empty if they can see down through the food to the bottom.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/22 05:56 PM
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Thanks. I tried to report the abuse but can't exactly figure out how to "Link to Post/Comment/PM on Reddit". I tried pasting the message but that got rejected. Any advice?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/22 12:36 PM
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Someone reported my post to Reddit and they reached out to me to make sure I'm ok. Glad to know a robot cares.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/11/22 06:43 PM
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It's pretty funny to watch some of the "casting" videos online where they interview the girl beforehand. Half of them talk about how they love sex and are really good at it only to lay there like a inanimate sex doll once they get started.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/11/22 12:54 PM
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"If only Brad Pitt knew I existed" -- Forever alone women everywhere
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/11/22 12:44 PM
6

paying half the bills More like "paying ALL the bills".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/22 02:30 PM
5

My ex said she found my average size to be a welcome change from her first husband. She said his was big and hurt most of the time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/22 11:44 AM
30

I work in the design industry and you can always tell someone's unemployed when their LinkedIn profile says they're now a "consultant".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/22 11:50 AM
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What the hell was her husband doing the entire time? Watching TV? He was probably glad that she was leaving him alone for a change.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/22 11:48 AM
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Yeah, this story seemed to be written as a success story but I kept waiting to hear the success part. Hahahahahaha. Like a murder mystery with no murder.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/22 11:44 AM
8

"Fancy Feast, or Nine Lives?" Red wine or white?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/22 11:42 AM
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How to avoid going broke: Rule 2 Don't date single mothers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/22 11:48 AM
19

How to avoid going broke: Don't pay $250 for a babysitter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/22 04:40 PM
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If she was only taller, that would solve her weight problem. Such a shame.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/22 11:59 AM
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And she'll even pretend to like it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/10/22 11:57 AM
12

Andrew Tate is right women will never be lonely. Women might have all the attention they can handle but there are plenty of them that are crushingly lonely anyway. When you only want what you can't have you tend to feel contempt for that which you do have. This makes for a pretty miserable existence.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/22 04:53 PM
11

Someday Olivia Wilde will be humbled. Have no fear, the Wall is on its way.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/22 04:45 PM
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This is the issue. Women don't look at kids as a liability. Why? They are not paying for them. Someone else is, big gov, daddy, or sucker, but not her. You've hit the nail on the head. There's no downside as far as they're concerned. Even the social stigma of being a single mother has been smothered by the cheers of "strong, brave and independent".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/22 04:36 PM
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Peterson is the latest in a long line of thinkers who are cool to hate on. Previous examples include Thomas Sowell and Ayn Rand.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/22 04:38 PM
9

A sadistic person may tell her not to lower her standards and that she is the goddess she thinks she is. Encourage her to keep seeking perfection until she's in her 40s. Are you saying women are sadists? Because that's what women do.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/22 11:59 AM
21

Stupid geek. Go, like, memorize state capitals But if you happen to make lots of money then she might give you a chance.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/22 11:43 AM
3

I wonder if this hole has ever considered finding honest work. Survey says…NO
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/22 11:48 AM
1

"Rolex watch but it's fake Gold gazelle glasses and a platinum chain But it's fake, like your tits And your eyes, and your nose, and your lips, and your braids" -- Mickey Avalon
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/22 11:59 AM
18

Because women have feelings and those feelings are really, really important.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/22 11:47 AM
2

Chad: "I accept your daughter" Her: "I'm glad you understand" Chad: "I accept that she won't walk in while I'm banging you" Her: "I'll lock the door"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/22 11:44 AM
12

It's hard enough when they're your kids. You couldn't pay me to do it with someone else's.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/22 04:29 PM
8

She's achieved the dubious distinction of "navigational hazard".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/22 04:38 PM
12

That horse-faced, crazy-eyed gold digger only gets hay Not even oats for the old nag.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/22 11:55 AM
12

Perhaps we should start referring to a woman's ability to burn a hole through a mans wallet as the "Monroe effect".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/08/22 11:56 AM
11

Somehow I think if she ever met a guy who is 6'4" she wouldn't care about his nails.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/08/22 07:49 PM
7

If every single would be suitor just up and disappears these thots eyes may open. Doubtful. More than likely they'd just double-down with the "men are trash" screeching.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/22 01:14 PM
46

And now she's looking for the exit that takes her to Alphacocky.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/08/22 04:25 PM
212

"I'm not sure what I'm doing on here" Ummm, yeah you do. Stop lying and face the fact that you're a single mother looking for someone else's resources.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/08/22 01:12 PM
11

More like long term nagging.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/08/22 02:53 PM
3

Could explain why that kid's biological dad isn't around anymore. I doubt she even knows which guy the father is. "Well, it could be that blonde guy from the bar or it might be that dark haired guy from from that party. It might also be that bald dude I woke up next to. I don't remember screwing him but I was pretty drunk."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/22 11:47 AM
23

This one's living in a world of pump and dumps and suddenly wants Prince Charming to whisk her off her feet. Good luck with that sweetie. "Let me get that door for you. I'll make sure it doesn't hit you on the way out."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/22 05:02 PM
65

This chick's chasing the dragon the same way a heroin or crack addict is chasing the feeling of euphoria when the drug first hit their system. It's always close but just out of reach.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/22 11:46 AM
3

"I got that reference"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/07/22 03:34 PM
3

"I'm a full-course steak dinner! $200 per plate! Black tie event!" exclaims the scrap of green, week-old mystery meat in the dumpster." "Nah, not worth the risk" -- Raccoons everywhere
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/07/22 03:33 PM
19

I'm not looking for a father for my kids, but someone who will eventually love pay for them them as their own and accept them pay for me too Silly, she's not looking for a father, she's looking for a source of income and a guy who can open those pesky pickle jars.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/22 04:40 PM
13

OMG, I too am not special.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/22 04:34 PM
18

When you've got no personality, you've gotta do something.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/22 04:33 PM
9

wHo hUrT YoU!!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/22 04:43 PM
17

Agreed, some of the comments are gold.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/22 04:33 PM
8

I think guys go through a phase where they feel immortal but they grow out of it. We see the evidence of age and the changes it brings and adjust our behavior accordingly.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/22 06:14 PM
22

I was out Sunday seeing a friend of mine DJ and I always get a kick out of the young women strutting around who think they'll be beautiful forever. Meanwhile they're dancing next to a woman who's hit the wall but was probably quite attractive in her youth. The evidence is all around them but refuse to see it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/22 12:01 PM
19

addicted to something I'd wager she's addicted to dating. For her it's all about meeting someone new, mooching a free meal, getting banged by a stranger and then deciding, "Nah, he's not the one". Trust me, she's not looking for "the one". Settling down would stop the loop she finds herself in that she obviously enjoys.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/22 11:59 AM
15

That's a mighty impressive lexicon you got there fella. Have yourself an upvote.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/22 11:52 AM
9

Not looking to be anyone's anything. Challenge accepted sweetheart, challenge accepted.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/22 04:28 PM
37

Trying to make this girl happy would be like baptizing a cat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/22 11:53 AM
14

and child support if she ends up pregnant with your kid C'mon, we all know she's trying to rope some sucker into paying child support for her and Tyrone's love child.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/22 02:49 PM
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Apparently the phrase, "You attract more flies with honey than you do with vinegar" is lost on this new generation.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/22 11:32 AM
5

surrender parental rights to the father And surrender that sweet, sweet child support. Not a chance.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/22 05:16 PM
14

Unfazed by Jedi mind tricks but a real sucker for Chad mind tricks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/22 04:31 PM
20

There's only one reason a woman withholds her age and that reason is her age.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/22 04:47 PM
4

Hahahahahaha!!!!! Touché
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/22 12:00 PM
10

Gamer girl = Had a boyfriend who was into gaming Anime fan = Has a couple of really cool posters on her wall Like's Aussie men = How do you say Alpha widow with an Aussie accent?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/22 11:43 AM
11

Women are like the entertainment industry. If you don't like what they offer, they get mad and yell, "You're the problem!!!!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/22 04:25 PM
9

Allow me to instantly ghost you. No couple of weeks needed. No hookup necessary.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/22 11:50 AM
6

Bisexual = I got really drunk at a party once and kissed a girl
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/22 04:44 PM
7

"I love to travel" for women means hyper urban area never more than a block from a Starbucks paying hundred dollars per meal in a fancy restaurant. I think the simplest way to put it is "Doing the things I do ever day, just somewhere more exotic and expensive"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/22 04:26 PM
5

"My wife told me I had to stop fishing or else she was leaving me. I'm gonna miss her" -- Fishing joke
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/22 04:23 PM
10

'My best friends feed by delusion because if they didn't I'd dump them slash their tires' FTFY
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/22 04:39 PM
8

yep, you know this, but Chemistry means "must be good looking". You forgot tall. "must be tall and good looking"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/22 11:42 AM
2

Dang, and I thought a "crack rental" (when someone lends their car in exchange for crack) was the epitome of scumbaggery. This is some next level sh*t.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/22 11:59 AM
21

Well, as we've all been told, "silence is violence", so being an obnoxious loudmouth MUST be a virtue.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/22 03:15 PM
10

"What am I doing wrong?" Well, for one you're so busy ingratiating yourself to all the mother-in-laws that you're ignoring what the men you're interested in are looking for.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/22 11:55 AM
31

Welcome to the 21st century, where a woman's needs ARE her personality.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/22 11:38 AM
21

You've described a dog. This woman needs a pet, not a guy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/22 11:36 AM
1

Legislators everywhere just sat up in rapt attention.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/04/22 11:56 AM
6

"…things didn't work with the dad" Translation: Trapping Chad kinda backfired. She hasn't heard from him in 8 months.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/22 11:53 AM
9

the guys who pumped and dumped them I'd bet dollars for donuts that many of these older women had stable marriages they decided to nuke because they became "bored" or "unhappy". They seem to think there's some magical land of milk and honey (and Chads) waiting just outside their door during the death throes of their marriage. Edit: Spelling
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/22 11:54 AM
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"And let's add a cloud. A happy cloud, without a care in the world. Meanwhile you are looking for someone to bring happiness to your world. Don't be sad, be like that cloud. Happy and free" -- Me channelling my inner Bob Ross
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/22 12:11 PM
24

I'd encourage you not to compare yourself with this woman. She was on a date and had the moxie to ask the guy about marriage. That tells me she's been on many, many dates before. She's no stranger to the dance, only to the notion of rejection. In all likelihood the guy didn't even really laugh at her, he probably just let out a chuckle when he said he was a just looking for a good time. The fact that it smarted so bad is just evidence that "he was hawt". Had he not been, she wouldn't have cared.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/22 12:03 PM
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Never mind the countless guys she's laughed at over the years. Unlike her, they deserved it. /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/22 04:29 PM
18

Otherwise known as men who have children of their own and won't give her 100% of their attention and resources.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/22 11:38 AM
32

It is common for women to scream about how “incels” only want super models / Victoria secret models There's a big difference between what a guy fantasizes about and what's he's willing to accept in the real world. As is said in another comment, most guys would be happy with a pleasant woman with a good personality. Meanwhile, it seems even the most homely girl believes she deserves Brad Pitt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/22 11:36 AM
1

Its not a bug it's a feature. When jokes come true.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/22 11:47 AM
5

This girl obviously sends off signals that she's loose and easy (for Chad that is). It's probably the way she dresses, the dumb tattoos she most likely has and the way she talks. There's a reason guys see her as the town bicycle.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/22 04:28 PM
6

Yep. My ex wife was friends with a woman who got divorced and a year or so later it was my turn. Come to find out she was telling my wife how great it was only having the kids part of the week and how she was having so much fun dating again. My ex bought it hook line and sinker.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/22 11:49 AM
11

"Why am I still here?" Because she's addicted to that sweet, sweet dopamine rush that comes from validation and the joy of ghosting all those betas. Enjoy your cats lady.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/22 04:19 PM
11

This post confirmed a number of things that I'd unconsciously understood but had never seen spelled out so plainly. A must read. A lot of Chads I've known were really decent guys.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/22 11:53 AM
1

build a life Looks like she already visited the station where you blow the filling inside (in more ways than one).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/22 11:38 AM
4

“I wish his dad gave a shit” Based on my own divorce I translate this as, "I wish his dad would do everything I want him to and stop thinking for himself"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/22 04:43 PM
15

Her exes will then be the kind of man she cheats on you with. They'll also break into your car (and possibly steal it), mug you on a dark night and if you defend yourself, "you had no right beating him up".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/22 07:22 PM
30

It's not complicated, they think it's just unfair.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/22 12:03 PM
24

To add to this, it's also like saying "Why should living in a neighborhood with the highest auto theft in the nation affect my insurance cost?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/22 12:01 PM
7

When a woman says: I'm independent, she's essentially saying: I don't NEED you! This is repulsive to men. She's also lying, which is even more of an insult.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/03/22 04:33 PM
2

I agree. I was chatting with some friends of mine who were talking about happiness the other day and I offered my opinion that, "Happiness is overrated. Contentment is where it's at".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/03/22 12:01 PM
2

I love how women see being a pain in the arse as some sort of superpower while they demand men be simple, honest and open.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/03/22 11:50 AM
10

These women remind of the classic Calvin and Hobbes strip, "Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/22 03:17 PM
8

I completely understand your point and agree with it. That being said, I can't shake the feeling that if you asked the average woman, "Are you feminine?" they would respond, "Well, duh, I'm a woman".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/22 05:28 PM
3

This woman is looking for the male version of herself (only stronger, better educated, wealthier, who spends the first 24 hours of every day saving the world and the last 24 hours of every day cuddling, rubbing her feet and listening to her problems).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/22 01:01 PM
10

It occurred to me that the majority of women probably think being "feminine" isn't something they need to worry about because they mistakenly believe that by simply being a woman, they're feminine. To them it's a default setting by virtue of them having breasts, larger hips and a smaller frame. Add to that the notion that the behaviors that actually make a woman "feminine" are toxic traits that the hive mind demands they reject and you have these bitter, lonely women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/22 12:57 PM
24

At least her daughter always has a coloring book with that left arm of hers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 05:24 PM
21

So what is wrong with the guy in your picture? I can't help but wonder if he was just some "random hot guy" she roped into taking a picture with her. He doesn't seem terribly engaged and seems more like an accessory than anything else.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/22 07:54 PM
40

Don't feel bad, he's just a fantasy. No Chads will be injured in the pursuit of this dream.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/22 07:48 PM
3

It's a long and tortuous learning process If I've realized anything on this subreddit, it's that they rarely ever learn from the process.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/22 05:45 PM
4

She should probably ask those same boyfriends if they ever experienced those behaviors from their respective girlfriends. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that this woman's world is completely female centric. To her men might be invisible and unknowable in a way that even the average thot can't imagine. It might not have occurred to her to discuss her experiences with a man. Edit: spelling
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/22 12:45 PM
11

ask them what they're going to do when they get to their destination. Duuuuuuh, go shopping. What else is there?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/03/22 12:49 PM
4

My responses I'm not looking for anything casual either. That's why I'm never gonna date you. Cruises are great as long as I'm not paying them. What do you know, I'm family oriented too. As long as it's my own family, that is. Sorry sister, I'm a homebody who's thrifty and a bit of an introvert. Dang. Guess a peasant like me is out of luck. Have fun in your castle. Surprise! You're alone. Bet you didn't see that coming. Enjoy your cats and boxed wine Animals are great but lots of terrible people…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/03/22 12:44 PM
19

She's glad her guy "friend" was there to carry her gear and take the picture so she could post it on Instagram.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/22 05:40 PM
3

Dual mating strategy at its finest.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/22 04:50 PM
6

Savage! Have an upvote.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/22 04:23 PM
5

It's because Chad doesn't read bios and she knows that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/22 04:21 PM
3

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/22 04:19 PM
26

I don't know if most women are delusional or if they just lie to themselves. Perhaps it's both.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/22 12:35 PM
15

My money is that the boyfriend came up with the idea to increase revenue. Referred to in the article as "Crypto boyfriend" but known henceforth as "Crypto Chad".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/02/22 12:47 PM
10

"ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him." -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/22 12:49 PM
19

She means Chads who are also good guys, not the rest of us schlubs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/22 12:33 PM
28

Yeah, I only pay my own bills begrudgingly. I'll be damned if I'm gonna pay someone else's.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 12:42 PM
6

Now that I am in my 40's I am ready to buckle down and place half of each your paycheck in an investment portfolio mutual fund. FTFY
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/22 12:56 PM
13

Except that she won't do those things because she's "not like that anymore". This only applies to Beta Billy, for Chad she'll gladly comply.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/22 12:53 PM
8

Ummmm no. That's what men are for.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/22 12:43 PM
14

Might just void the warranty if she does.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/22 12:38 PM
13

Meanwhile, they literally live the most pampered existence in the whole of human history.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/22 12:56 PM
2

Jim's a national treasure. I'm a proud member of the Cult.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/22 12:49 PM
4

As a Jim Cornette fan, touché my good man, touché
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/22 06:18 PM
6

Found the woman who let a drug addicted felon get her pregnant.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/22 12:50 PM
1

You mean in massive debt with a useless degree. It's funny, but when a woman says she's educated this is exactly what she means. Meanwhile if she says she wants an educated guy she doesn't care if he's a high school dropout as long as he's handsome and wealthy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/22 05:32 PM
1

Only men that aren't Chad or Tyrone can be classless.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/22 05:27 PM
11

I love how she refers to giving her ALL your time, energy and resources as the "bare minimum".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/22 12:35 PM
1

Yeah, Ambrose Bierce really had his finger on the pulse of human nature and it wasn't pretty.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/22 12:57 PM
6

"BRIDE, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her." Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/22 12:42 PM
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"I'm a practicing witch" I think she misspelled that last word.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/22 12:43 PM
2

Hahahahahaha
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/22 05:27 PM
6

she needs a man to alleviate some ALL of this burden. FTFY
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/22 12:53 PM
6

I just want somebody to love. :( Translation: I just want Chad to make me feel special and pay my bills.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/22 12:52 PM
3

Hahahahahahaha!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/22 12:43 PM
9

for a girl to fail in online dating The only thing this woman is failing at is securing commitment. You can bet your bottom dollar she goes out on plenty of dates and has lots of sex. She just doesn't want to accept that being a single mother makes her radioactive to the men she's looking to lock down.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/22 12:47 PM
7

Billy beta gets to take it slow "You'll get nothing and like it" -- Judge Smails / Caddyshack
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/22 12:46 PM
11

Where are all the 6'6'' Fortune 500 CEOs covered in tattoos, asked no sane person ever.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/22 12:42 PM
2

What's the Spanish name for Chad? Asking for this chick.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/22 07:47 PM
15

she's likely not breast feeding "Ugh, like who's got the time for breast feeding" -- OP
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/22 12:54 PM
5

I mean have you seen the way her former husband Ric Ocasek (from The Cars) looks? Jesus he makes Keith Richards look handsome I went to college around the corner from where they lived and saw them walking down the street together one time. I literally had Joe Jackson's song "Is she really going out with him?" playing in my head at the sight.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/22 10:58 AM
8

This woman is like an applicant who applies for a job advertising an hourly pay of $15 and gets to the interview only to demand 100k a year. She thinks she'll convince you of her "wonderfulness" by some act of magic and get what she's convinced she deserves.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/22 07:22 PM
21

Don't worry honey. I won't beat you up, or date you, or pay for your groceries, diapers, trip to Disney World, or any of the other things you'd like to extract from me. In fact, I'm starting to wonder if I can take a restraining order out on someone I've never met.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/22 11:08 AM
63

I'd wager she jumped on the CC good and hard after that. Of course she's going to learn right away that Capoeira Chad has no interest in "hanging out with her and her kids" or "dating" (ie: paying for dinner).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/22 07:00 PM
97

Your comment reminds me of something they say in Narcotics Anonymous, "A relapse starts a long time before you take a hit". This woman's been jonesing for that sweet Chad love and she wasn't going to be denied.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/22 06:55 PM
2

Apart from the virtue signaling, I see the whole pronoun thing as being a control issue where they get to set the rules and some poor schlub constantly breaks them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/22 12:11 PM
9

Sometimes the red flags come with flashing neon warnings and air raid sirens!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/22 12:05 PM
21

More cargo than a 100,000 ton container ship.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/21 12:43 PM
19

She just wants some 💥spark💥. Me: Here baby, I got you an MSD. Her: Is that the latest designer drug?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/21 12:48 PM
30

You’re Using The Wrong Dating App I had a friend point out to me recently that the best Dating/Hookup App isn't a Dating App at all, it's Instagram. It's got international reach and is ideal for projecting the kind of info women look for in a guy (ie: looks, social status, travel). I thought he made a pretty good point.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/21 12:51 PM
32

You really wonder, do these chicks know any normal guys at all? Sure they do, they are called "favors in waiting".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/21 12:43 PM
3

I'd be interested in knowing the short list of what she considers to be "drugs" You know, the ones Chad doesn't approve of.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/21 06:04 PM
12

so why the fuck are you so eager to get into another relationship? Because, that rent and those groceries aren't going to pay for themselves…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/21 12:48 PM
6

I'm super, thanks for asking!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/21 12:47 PM
7

What’s demisexual? A coping mechanism.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/21 12:46 PM
3

The thing that gets me about PPD is the amount of people posting there who claim to have these utterly amazing lives I'd take these stories with the same grain of salt I'd assign to people talking about making nothing but amazing investments in the stock market.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/12/21 06:02 PM
10

I'm honestly kind of stumped as to what exactly "business owner/engineer" would mean to a woman like this. Perhaps she custom mixes her own essential oils, assembles beads, engineers her own webcam show, the possibilities are endless.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/12/21 12:50 PM
39

This is why divorced women are always encouraging their married friends to blow up their families.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/12/21 01:08 PM
18

"One hit dick is too many, and a thousand not enough" -- Modified recovery statement perfect for this scenario
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/11/21 10:18 PM
8

Don't even make eye contact.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/21 12:45 PM
22

However the friend side of this app was only giving me girls… Allow me to fill in the blank "…and while they might call me "strong" and "brave" I know that behind my back they talk sh*t about me and my life choices. They're also worthless when it comes to mooching money"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/21 03:39 PM
19

Interesting observation. Makes a lot of sense.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/21 03:34 PM
9

It's amazing how my many "boring" businesses can rake in the bucks. A few examples are: Plumbing and plumbing supplies Heating and air conditioning Waste management Storage units and self-storage Funeral services Road building and maintenance Towing services If a guy listed any of these on a dating profile he'd be considered a "loser". Of course, that is until he mentions his annual salary and posts pictures of his big house and fancy cars. Meanwhile, he could say, "Night club promoter" and she'…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/21 12:56 PM
9

"I own my own dry cleaning store" "OMG that sounds so boring" -- Women everywhere
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/21 11:01 PM
15

Women really have 0 clue as to what men want in a relationship And on the rare occasion they wonder what men want in a relationship, they ask other women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/21 10:59 PM
4

I agree. It comes off as douchy and pretentious.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/11/21 05:32 PM
6

Hahahahaha!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/21 06:09 PM
19

The only time I would ever pay attention to someone who says this would be if it came from a man I had tremendous respect for. If it comes from a woman, I'm automatically ignoring.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/21 06:08 PM
9

Depends on the lifestyle.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/21 12:42 PM
7

Hahahahah. A classic case of "Wherever you go, there you are".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/21 12:35 PM
23

Ignore whatever definition for Sapiosexual you might have found because all it means to this woman is "Rich and Hawt".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/21 12:33 PM
21

Classic case. This woman's ruined.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/21 05:52 PM
5

"You looked taller in my fantasies" -- This woman
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/21 12:52 PM
7

With her fingers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/21 07:29 PM
3

I'll help her with her Spanish. Have fun with your gatas lady.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/21 04:57 PM
20

Like I said, it didn't make sense. My son was literally a couple of months away from emancipation and neither of us would be responsible for child support any more. Knowing that I needed her continued cooperation with things like college tuition and other shared expenses it was best to just play nice. It was a situation where I would have won the battle but lost the war.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/21 04:58 PM
36

I fell behind on my child support once and my ex took me to court and they started garnishing my wages. God was she pissed when she found out they weren't going to take ALL my wages and just give it to her. Years later, after she'd kicked my son out of her house to have him live with me, she was horrified to learn that SHE was liable for child support. I never collected though, he was on the verge of emancipation and it just didn't make sense to press the issue.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/21 04:49 PM
21

Therapy stopped helping too. Translation: My therapist tells me I need to get off my ass and take some accountability for my life. What a jerk!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/21 04:45 PM
25

Kind of like saying, "I used to always steal from my employers, but I don't anymore" during a job interview.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/21 12:42 PM
5

Preach brother!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/21 12:49 PM
6

I noticed that too. This lady is punching way above her weight matching with these jacked dudes who are fitness freaks. They apply really rigid standards to their own physiques but aren't allowed to do the same to her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/21 06:14 PM
11

but he was not up to her standards Interesting observation that I hadn't considered. If he'd been Chad, she'd have asked him to pull over before leaning out and vomiting.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/10/21 08:33 PM
52

Given how quickly she went to blacking out and vomiting Something tells me this woman has a serious drinking problem. Most people leave the blackout drunk thing in the rearview mirror by their early to mid 20s.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/10/21 08:29 PM
37

In two years pregnancy on tinder will be the new normal at this rate. I've become convinced pregnant on tinder already is the standard. I shudder to think where we'll be in two years.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/10/21 11:52 AM
16

I was watching a rerun of "Cops" the other day and there was a segment where a prostitute got picked up by an undercover. The woman looked to be pushing 60 but when they busted her and asked her age she said 42. Hard living wears a woman out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/21 11:53 AM
9

Her interest in photography is strictly limited to looking at photos on Instagram.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/21 04:56 PM
10

mopping up the toilet stall In other words, "Charlie Work"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/21 05:05 PM
15

Interesting. It's like a form of "digital modesty".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/21 05:18 PM
4

Hahahaha!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/21 05:17 PM
9

But I be lookin for a WHITE whale ya sea dog!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/21 12:14 PM
17

"Knights in white satin, never reaching the end"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/09/21 11:56 AM
10

them strippers make bank. I'd imagine they don't have the best investment strategies however.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/21 01:17 PM
8

Or better yet a Chrysler TC by Maserati.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/21 04:53 PM
2

Careful with the man shaming there big guy. Read the rules and play by them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/21 11:59 AM
13

Cue the standing ovation.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/21 11:56 AM
2

"I understood that reference" -- Captain America
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/21 11:53 AM
8

Ewwwwwwww. Are you serious?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/21 11:51 AM
2

Any man Chad who displayed the same attitude would have her aroused. Fixed that for you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/21 11:50 AM
5

Why do people go on tinder saying they're not there to hook up. I'm just guessing here, but I'd imagine that women hear the hottest guys are on Tinder so it's off they go. In addition they mistakenly believe they're "so special" that Chad won't be able to help himself and will propose after the first hook up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/21 11:44 AM
3

So her safe word is "lawsuit"?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/21 01:28 PM
1

In that case, Chad's just "misinformed" and "misunderstood". She'll straighten him out in short order.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/21 11:56 AM
55

As long as the guy is handsome, it's not toxic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/21 04:49 PM
5

Not to mention the fact that if a man suggests a woman seek therapy the fireworks would make 4th of July celebrations seem positively tame.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/21 04:43 PM
6

A possible exorcism by a Priest might help Where's the Spanish Inquisition when you really need them?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/21 11:50 AM
10

So true. It's only a small percentage of guys who will pursue a friend's girl. Most guys admire success.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/21 11:47 AM
7

"It comes in pallets?" -- Leftovers everywhere
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/21 11:44 AM
6

Agreed. Isn't it from the album "Combat Cock"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/21 04:37 PM
12

"Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life" -- Dean Wormer "Animal House"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/21 01:53 PM
16

This is genius. Have an upvote.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/08/21 04:42 PM
1

And now I want nuggets. Honey mustard sauce please!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/21 04:37 PM
12

They all can write "Bill Gates" on the birth certificate. Thots everywhere just let out a collective yelp of excitement.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/21 04:36 PM
16

I hope that crab bucket keeps filling up. And if the bucket gets too full, they'll just make the bucket bigger.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/21 11:52 AM
4

“Christian…” and “ I hate men.” Does that mean she'd hate Jesus if she met him? I mean he is a dude.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/21 11:51 AM
13

The picture is for Chad but the profile is for Beta Billy. Dual mating strategy on full display.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/21 04:52 PM
19

Except that she's going to sponge up all those sweet child credits and get mad when her tax refund isn't what she expects (because she took in advance).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/21 04:50 PM
10

That's why the kid's name is Lollapalooza.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/21 04:47 PM
3

I think he's referring to bitter, cynical sarcasm. It's the low hanging fruit of humor that takes little effort. True wit is being able to tell someone to go to hell and have them look forward to the trip.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/21 12:06 PM
1

Soon to be ex wife?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/21 11:57 AM
1

Just seriously stuff. Like investing… It's only an investment if you have the opportunity to see a return on the money you put in. In this case, I think there's little to no chance that you're gonna see that. I'd call it a liability.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/21 11:49 AM
20

But wait, there's more! If you act now, baby daddy will stab you when he gets out of prison. Just add extra ambulance fees.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/08/21 08:39 PM
11

she just does not acknowledge their existence It's not that she doesn't "acknowledge" them, they honestly don't exist as far as she's concerned. It's like they're made of some wavelength of light that she's incapable of seeing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/21 11:46 AM
19

I almost swiped right.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/21 04:46 PM
1

My money's on this woman having daddy issues revolving around infidelity.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/21 11:49 AM
12

Even the one girl who admitted to being in love with me never planned anything. Now that's just not true. She planned on being surprised by the plans you were expected to make.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/21 11:41 AM
11

One with money. The others are deadbeat losers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/07/21 04:38 PM
2

Define "noble". I heard about some former prince who might want to work something out. You got an email from that Nigerian guy too????
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/07/21 11:56 AM
2

Especially not them thar tractors made by Lamborghini or Porsche.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/07/21 11:55 AM
3

Tis such a shame that commoners such as ourselves have neither the rank nor social graces to mingle with those of higher society. Methinks it best to accept our plight with humility and be grateful our betters have the decency to leave us to our own devices.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/07/21 11:52 AM
2

Yeah, using the term "boy" as opposed to "son" is an odd choice of words.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/07/21 11:48 AM
2

when they screech about “equality.” They always want the best parts of equality What they actually want is what the woke crowd refers to as "equity". It's an important buzzword to watch for because it means, "Equality of outcome" as opposed to "Equality of opportunity". They want the success without all that pesky effort.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/07/21 11:45 AM
2

When I get bored, can I use her back as a coloring book?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/07/21 11:56 AM
2

One glance and I can tell you without hesitation that this one's completely nuts. Bright hair, stupid tatts, colored contact lenses, piercings, painted on eyebrows, crazy eyes. This one's got it all gentlemen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/07/21 11:58 AM
1

I've got bad news for ya, they all think this way.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/21 11:54 AM
59

This reminds me of all the documentaries I've seen where scammers are interviewed. They always justify their actions with nonsense like, "They've got money, they can afford to be scammed", or "I see this as payback for the injustices my people have suffered". It's all just a mental shell game to avoid responsibility.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/21 04:38 PM
38

"She's never yours. It's just your turn"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/21 04:54 PM
6

She was a couple of years older than me and some of you would consider me over the hill, so yeah. Different generation. Different social graces.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/21 11:45 AM
30

On the other hand, I once had a date with a woman who got her MBA from Harvard. She was very polite and didn't lord it over me but I knew there wasn't going to be a second date. The kicker was when she offered a hand shake when we said our goodbyes. I gave her a hug instead.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/21 05:12 PM
33

Because it's not enough to simply hate men, they're got to tell everyone how much they hate men. Kinda like vegans.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/21 05:03 PM
10

"If you're not first, you're last" -- Ricky Bobby
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/07/21 11:50 AM
10

She online stating she will sue the prosecutor Hahahahahahahahah. Good luck with that sister.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/21 12:15 PM
5

"Americaaaaaa, F*ck Yeah! Here to save the motherf*cking day!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/21 12:13 PM
6

But might well have leased an apartment for her Leased in his name ovbiously. When he told her he was kicking her out I'm sure she said, "You can't do that", to which he replied, "Watch me".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/21 12:01 PM
2

Thanks for the laugh internet stranger! Have an upvote!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/21 11:54 AM
18

She clearly doesn’t understand how any of this works But Chad sure as heck does.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/07/21 06:21 PM
22

Nerdy cool guys = Chads with glasses
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/07/21 06:20 PM
16

C'mon dude, now she knows her worth!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/21 04:14 PM
21

Welcome aboard. I think most guys wish they'd known these truths earlier in their life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/21 04:14 PM
23

Beyond what you said, these women don't have the slightest intention of becoming "traditional". They just want to lock down some "traditional" guy while they continue to be "liberated" and "free-spirited".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/21 04:11 PM
3

Normal Looking Guy: "Are you single?" Thot: "Go awaaaaaay" Normal Looking Guy: "I'm rich" Thot: "Keep talking"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/21 11:49 AM
77

Why do women think being busy is attractive? It's projection. Chad's a busy guy and it works for him so it's bound to work for her (or so she thinks).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 12:38 PM
3

I'll never forget watching the Halloween parade in Greenwich Village NY one year when some guys in drag walked by. A woman saw them and said, "Oh my god, they've got better legs than me". She was genuinely jealous.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/21 04:46 PM
2

“Dating a single mother is like being invited to a party, but when you get there, everybody’s left and they give you a mop to clean everything up.” That's classic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/21 02:11 PM
5

Crabs in a bucket.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/21 02:03 PM
18

Geez, we all gotta start somewhere. I vote for cutting the guy some slack.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/21 11:49 AM
1

Yeah, I'll bet she can drive someone crazy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/07/21 04:50 PM
2

While true, for all its virtues the Zero was thin skinned and prone to damage, just like this chick.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/07/21 04:46 PM
250

And fellas....also note that being polite and ghosting her is far more devastating to her ego than any amount of chastising her about being a timewaster or a thot. Amen. By being polite you rob them of the ability to show the exchange to a friend and getting sympathy points. Oh sure, she'll still tell everyone you're a jerk, but it just isn't as sweet when she can't shove her phone in everyones face and say, "See, he was a complete asshole".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/07/21 11:44 AM
3

I think the reason she inserted the word "anymore" is to imply preselection. Lots of guys have wanted her in the past so why shouldn't you want her now. It's a typical scenario of a woman projecting the things she finds desirable in a man and mistakenly believing guys think the same way. She also thinks making it a challenge will bring on the white knights. Edit: vocabulary
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/06/21 12:12 PM
2

Wait, is her boy tatted? I'm confused. /s
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/06/21 12:05 PM
2

Yeah, it's Marxism with endless complaining thrown in for good measure. "Where are all the good markets?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/21 08:13 PM
11

Yeah, but somewhere, a chonky bearded guy just got a chubby.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/21 05:00 PM
8

He also knows his audience is packed with women who enjoy the drama of him confronting women as well as the reassurance they feel when he ultimately lets the off the hook.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/21 04:04 PM
10

What's down from that level Critical theory would like to have a word with you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/21 03:59 PM
5

There are many men out there who aren't neither in game nor assholes but they're not interested in you And she's really not interested in them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/21 11:42 AM
40

I'm prior Burger King and can confirm.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/21 11:34 AM
11

Does this make sense? It makes sense but not all Chads are created equal. Sure, some have a career and all that but others are just stumbling through life and get the benefit of being tall, handsome, and athletic with the right amount of swagger.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/21 11:48 AM
5

Under this schema, ANYTHING a man does is abusive. ANY assertion of authority a man makes is "abusive". You forgot the guy just checking out and saying, "Whatever. I just don't care anymore". Her: "It was so abusive. He just stopped caring"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/21 04:49 PM
19

At my 20th High School reunion one of my classmates had matured into a complete stunner. She was pretty in high school but at the reunion she was really phenomenal looking. A few weeks later I emailed her to let her know and she wrote back with a response that I've never really wrapped my head around. She thanked me for my "encouragement" which really left me puzzled. In hindsight I think she probably took the Heidi route and found herself pushing 40 with no husband, no kids and a damaged ego.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/21 11:54 AM
4

OFFS. Mod on!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/21 11:54 AM
3

18-99 Reminds me of the age grading on a toy package.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/21 04:35 PM
13

settling for a man on their level or below The problem is that women nowadays are disappointed for settling for a man one step below perfection
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/21 11:55 AM
4

By all means, feel free to provide her highness with the life she so desperately desires.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/21 04:44 PM
4

C'mon, feminists everywhere consider them a perfectly fine substitute for a personality.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/21 12:03 PM
2

Both my older brothers were Chads and I got used to living in their shadows. Whenever I'd be out with them and a girl would flirt with me, I couldn't comprehend that she wasn't hitting on one them instead. I didn't find my feet until I went away to college.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/21 12:00 PM
3

Nailed it!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/21 11:53 AM
3

Perhaps it's a good thing James Dean checked out as soon as he did. Can you imagine if he'd gone downhill like Brando, Orson Wells, Mickey Rourke or Val Kilmer? That would have been sad to watch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 11:48 AM
5

And they were toxic!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 11:44 AM
9

Wait, am I in Wallstreetbets?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 11:43 AM
29

Yeah, back in the day fatties and ugly girls knew they had to work harder.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 11:40 AM
19

Apologies to anyone here who drives a Land Rover but in my experience they're about the douchiest people on the planet.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 11:38 AM
3

Boy oh boy that's one stupid chest tat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 11:47 AM
4

I would understand if I was really ugly but I'm not… Perhaps she's just "ugly" and not "really ugly".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 11:43 AM
4

Into cars like mad… Translation: Into cars driven by Chads
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/21 11:54 AM
2

"I want the works I want the whole works Presents and prizes And sweets and surprises Of all shapes and sizes And now Don't care how, I want it now Don't care how, I want it now!" -- Veruca Salt "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/21 11:49 AM
8

Let me guess she needs some sucker to help her move and that's why she mentions a truck. "I should move in with you and we can share expenses" -- This chick
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/21 04:40 PM
11

The ultimate irony is that if she did find a guy like what's she's looking for, she'd dump him for allowing her to sleep around.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/21 11:58 AM
9

I can appreciate that someone has schizophrenia, but it doesn't mean they shouldn't take their meds.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/21 11:57 AM
4

It's not a bug, it's a feature!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/21 11:55 AM
62

She's already made her decision and is simply going to the internet to get the validation of complete strangers. This poor guy is history and doesn't even have a clue.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/21 04:47 PM
4

Motion is passed and adopted as law.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/21 11:57 AM
11

C'mon, 5 out of 6 people say Russian roulette is perfectly safe.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/21 11:54 AM
1

it basically shows that they think they can give you instructions and orders To complete strangers no less. Now that takes moxie!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/21 04:34 PM
6

And a total eclipse of the sun.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/21 04:30 PM
16

I see this as somewhat more nuanced. While there are men who will let women walk all over them, there are other guys who will just walk away from the woman and ghost her in order to avoid being sucked into her arguments. They see the red flags and ignore the parade.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/21 11:53 AM
2

Women want that sweet Chad DNA in their kids. They mistakenly think that Mr. Right will be along later "when they're ready for him".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 04:40 PM
3

I've been wondering whatever happened to those murder hornets that were going to kill us all. Looks like they're just stinging thots on the lips.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 11:58 AM
5

What do you think she's leaving out? Everything bad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 11:49 AM
1

I'd consider paying her to ignore me. Oh wait, she'll do that for free!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/21 11:55 AM
3

Bingo. The first thing she's going to do after landing some poor sucker is quit her job so she can "take care of the kids". Help you with the rent - Aint gonna happen Do laundry and cook dinner - Aint gonna happen Drive the kids to soccer practice - Aint gonna happen Nag and complain - Now we're talking!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/21 11:52 AM
87

Looking for something serious. Translation: Looking for someone to take care of me and my kid(s) so I don't have to.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/05/21 05:29 PM
2

If it's true that diplomacy is having someone look forward to the trip when you tell them to go to hell, this girl should be Secretary of State!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/05/21 05:27 PM
50

This is why aliens roll up their windows and lock their doors as they fly past earth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/05/21 11:41 AM
1

So that's why it's been so quiet up there!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/21 11:55 AM
16

Coffee is much cheaper than dinner, and a walk costs nothing but time. Sitting over a cup of coffee also allows you to have a serious conversation. A meal can actually be a very awkward place to do the same, especially with someone you've just met. I was once told by a sales coach, "If you're at a networking event that serves food DON'T EAT". It gets in the way and can keep you from being fully engaged.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/21 12:01 PM
17

Sounds to me like she's punching above her weight as well. Always looking for Uber-Chad to sweep her off her feet when she's probably average looking at best.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/21 11:56 AM
3

brought a pasta machine to my sister garage Looks like she's making the classic mistake of eating her own inventory.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/21 04:46 PM
27

Kinda like the meme going around that says if Gates and Bezos, two of the richest men in the world can't make their wives happy, what chance does you average guy have.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/21 11:47 AM
21

Hahahahah!!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/21 11:36 PM
5

Must live in Texas (no e dating) Does she not realize how insanely big Texas is? From what I understand, when someone there says, "It's down the road a bit" they could be talking about a 4 hour drive! Edit: Expanded my thoughts
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/21 11:28 PM
4

Haha, you turned my mistake into a meta joke.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/21 06:35 PM
21

I can't resist dept: So Heisenberg was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. When asked if he can look in the trunk, Heisenberg said, "Sure". Upon opening the trunk, the cop exclaimed, "Did you know there's a dead cat in here?" to which Heisenberg angrily replied, "Well I do now!".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/21 12:02 PM
23

look for a 60+ year professors But, but, those guys, they're not hot!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/21 11:57 AM
27

The closest she's ever come to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle is, "If I let him cum in me, will I get pregnant?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/21 11:54 AM
31

Must be intelligent, have a connection, or just be top 1% hot. FTFY
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/21 11:49 AM
18

Yeah, as someone mentioned on another thread, friends (good ones at least) pay their own way, listen to you when things are rough, offer advice and generally add value to your life. This girl, not so much.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/21 09:05 AM
5

Yeah, she'll take all the validation she can get. Raising Chad Jr ain't easy you know.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/21 09:00 AM
14

And on moonless nights, if you listen closely, you can hear, "I WANNA GO TO THE LAKE" drifting on the wind.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/21 12:14 AM
1

She not looking to settle down, she's looking to settle up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/21 11:53 AM
3

Dating Blows Yeah, and people like you made it that way.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 04:37 PM
3

Oh, but it is. It's very real.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/21 11:56 AM
2

But she is looking for the hash slinging slasher.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/21 04:42 PM
4

Nah, she's really looking for Chad while couching it in plausible deniability. Any beta orbiters she might hook along the way are just an added perk.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/21 04:40 PM
1

And lending her some money (that she would promptly give to him)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/21 04:29 PM
9

Sometimes women will reject a guy as a test to see if they're serious or just fishing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/21 12:00 PM
9

Real life takes too much effort and exposes her to real world rejection. She can't bear the thought of batting her eyes at Chad only to have him smile and promptly leave with some other girl.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/21 11:48 AM
7

I bet this 'philanthropist' laughs at the struggles of men. And says they deserve it because of "Male Privilege"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/21 11:40 AM
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5$ she lost her license and is working on getting it back Probably involves fines she can't afford to pay off or future court appearances/drug tests.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 04:31 PM
1

Herbert Marcuse, Theodor Adorno, Walter Benjamin, Erich Fromm, and Max Horkheimer have entered the chat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/04/21 11:43 AM
3

"But he said, 'Trust me baby' so I did. I can't believe he ghosted me" -- Thots everywhere
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/21 04:32 PM
2

Slowly puts down gasoline containers…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/21 04:22 PM
7

See rule No. 3. I'm not going to report you but think long and hard as to why this sub has that rule. Edit: See comments above and learn something.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/21 11:50 AM
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I want them to know that many times losing them as a friend is just as painful to us. For a woman it's not the loss of a friend that's painful, it's the rejection. Besides, who's gonna open those pickle jars and reach things in high places now?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/21 11:40 AM
9

Hear, hear!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/21 06:38 PM
17

in real estate I'd bet this one's not even a licensed real estate agent. "Real estate investment coaching" sounds like she's selling seminars, or worse yet timeshare pitches.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/21 06:37 PM
10

The wanting of a guy with masculine and feminine energies is what confuses me She's looking for an alpha male that will do what she wants. In other words fried ice.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/21 06:31 PM
10

And thought it would all be over before the first frosts. No winter coats needed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/21 11:47 AM
3

She's shy, so shy that she gets bastard children twice. "It…just…happened"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 04:27 PM
3

Chad's DNA "Chad" just doesn't seem like the right name for the country scene. I say we use "Travis" or perhaps "Billy Ray".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 04:26 PM
3

But has she seen a dead parole officer?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 04:19 PM
8

A healthy lifestyle is a tool of the patriarchy!!!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 04:16 PM
2

Luckily for her, I can fix that. All I've gotta do is swipe left...and it's gone!! Thanks for the laugh internet stranger!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 11:51 AM
3

It's like making a household safety tik tok while standing in a bath tub full of water holding a toaster that's plugged in.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 11:49 AM
3

This reminds me of the following Red Pill truth: "Men will rib one another and not mean it. Women will compliment each other and not mean it."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 11:41 AM
1

Well, I probably won't like your 2 year old daughter, so we're even.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 11:52 AM
30

Like taking poison and expecting the other person to get sick.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/21 06:12 PM
5

There's few things sadder than a drunk woman Even Hollywood tackled this fact in "Superbad" when the guy realizes that making out with his fantasy girl when she was blackout drunk wasn't exactly what he was looking for. Here's hoping this woman gets into a recovery program.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/21 12:01 PM
17

Soon to have a Cardi Ak.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/21 11:51 AM
1

Does she mean those old metal ones that you clamped to your shoes? Inquiring minds want to know.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/21 11:48 AM
1

She should sue the doctor that did it for malpractice.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/21 04:41 PM
45

She’d be useless on a farm. Well, you wouldn't have to worry about having an old, useless horse, 'cause you'd already have a nag.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/21 11:40 AM
10

I'm generalising, of course, but SO many women are this way. No, All Women Are Like That
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/21 11:37 AM
5

Even still, I wonder what her game plan is. She reminds me of candidates we've interviewed at work who know full well what the compensation we're offering is but walk in and ask for double. I honestly think they believe that once we meet them and see how WONDERFUL they are we won't be able to help ourselves and give in to their desires.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/21 11:51 AM
11

Don't you just love it when women throw out that platitude of "I'd rather stay single than be in a relationship with the wrong person"? What I find amusing is rather than resign themselves to being single, they continue to pound their head against the wall. There's NO WAY they'd rather stay single! It's all BS. They're desperate for a relationship. When a guy says he's ok being single he probably means it, but when a woman says it, she's lying and simply trying to make herself feel better about …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/21 11:37 AM
4

…and cats…and lots of boxed wine…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/04/21 11:32 AM
3

"I'm sorry, I'm looking for someone who's tall and athletic" -- Says the woman who says "I'm beyond the physical characteristics"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/04/21 04:31 PM
10

uses her face as a tackle box This phrase is gold.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/21 07:44 PM
1

Underrated comment.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/21 04:37 PM
3

Hear hear!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/21 11:46 AM
7

"Why are we not funding this?" -- Peter Griffin
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 04:30 PM
5

I had this one man who said he loved all my pictures and…I only had one picture, so I knew he was copying and pasting the same messaging. Meanwhile, had this man been HAWT she would have cared less. The only reason she cared is because he wasn't Chad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 04:29 PM
2

Because piercings, garish makeup and stupid hair colors are a perfectly fine substitute for personality. Edit: spelling
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 04:24 PM
1

I guess the Oompa Loompas weren't entirely successful in their efforts to juice her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 04:22 PM
1

Oh my god, that makes two of us! I'm in this complicated relationship with my financial responsibilities so I'll just keep my money.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 11:55 AM
5

Boy was that steak I had this weekend delicious. Kept me out of this woman's life too. A win-win if you ask me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 11:47 AM
12

And the tires need to be replaced all the time because she's running a stupid amount of camber.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/21 03:27 PM
7

Better yet, Build-A-Chad comes out from behind the curtain and promptly starts making out with a young, hot member of the audience and the contestant is sent home with a box of wine.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/21 11:48 AM
1

Intellect = Chad with glasses
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/21 11:45 AM
23

GO. BUY. A. PLASTIC. DICK. She considered this option, but couldn't find a dildo that ejaculated 24 karat gold.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/21 03:15 PM
4

but some still hate me to this day. I'd take that as proof that you're doing your job.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/21 11:47 AM
7

Translation: I have this beautiful friend who is insufferable but she gets sooooo much attention. I've decided it's not my looks that are the problem, it's that I don't act like her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/21 04:26 PM
1

Criminally underrated comment.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/21 11:52 AM
0

"Good God!" -- The first words out of my mouth when seeing this profile
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/21 11:49 AM
2

The crazy might pour petrol on you while you sleep and light a match…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/21 03:33 PM
2

"It's a trap!" -- Admiral Ackbar
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/21 11:41 AM
11

Ohhhhh. Savage!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/21 06:56 PM
17

Yeah, they do a great job. I'm often amused when I visit a new post with only a few comments and ALL OF THEM have been downvoted. That's how I know an interloper has been up to mischief.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/21 04:18 PM
11

Have you considered trying to lose some weight? = Hate mail
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/21 11:32 AM
18

Perhaps both.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/21 11:43 AM
4

I need to put this on a t-shirt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/21 11:42 AM
10

The only stable relationship in her life is with her divorce lawyer.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/21 11:39 AM
3

I have no room in my life for mental disorders or addictions Found the woman who let a psycho, drug addicted guy raw dog her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/21 04:25 PM
5

I'd simplify it down to: Men's idea of self-improvement requires work (and time). Woman's idea of self-improvement requires feeling better (and fast).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/21 11:40 AM
2

You're not kidding. A mom's going to receive so much leniency that you have to wonder what the heck she did to lose custody. Must have put them in significant danger on a repeated basis after the court ordered her not to do so.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/03/21 05:00 PM
3

Hahahah. Criminally underrated comment. Have an upvote!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/03/21 04:53 PM
1

A KV-2 has entered the chat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/03/21 12:05 PM
1

Humble brag much?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/03/21 12:00 PM
5

you're an object Not even, you're just a means to an end.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/03/21 11:55 AM
20

They forgot self-congratulatory as well.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/21 05:13 PM
10

Thankfully, the proud traditions I learned at Whatsamatta U taught me to avoid such thots.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/21 12:55 PM
2

"Oh, you want to talk about engineering. Well according to K 1 + U 1 = K 2 + U 2 if I leave you out of the equation I get to keep all my time, energy and money" edit: formatting
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/21 12:50 PM
3

Yeah, I work with my boss preparing estimates and in the Design business the client pretty much never gives a number first and everyone beats you up on price. Our rule of thumb is to always ask for more so we have wiggle room when the client inevitably negotiates us down.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/21 12:35 PM
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NEVER give your number in negotiations. The old adage, "The one who gives a number first loses" is so true. DON'T FUCKING BLINK. Smile politely. Take a deep breath and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!. More timeless wisdom. People hate uncomfortable silence and the one who can master it will use it to their advantage. Detectives love to use this during interrogations.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/21 05:45 PM
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If a woman (or pretty much anybody else) asked me how much I made I'd be tempted to say, "None of your f'ing business". If I liked them I might say, "I'm doing fine". How much you make and how you vote are two things best kept private.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/21 12:43 PM
1

So that explains the ominous music…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/21 12:35 PM
1

Because deep down inside she's still looking for Chad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/03/21 01:00 PM
5

That sticky bud ain't cheap you know.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/03/21 12:47 PM
16

"You can't fire me, I quit. Employment is a tool of the patriarchy anyway"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/03/21 12:45 PM
6

Any guy who doesn't want to be cucked do what a woman wants is now a sexist. FTFY edit: formatting
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/21 02:54 PM
2

Hahahahahah
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 05:14 PM
7

Makes me wonder, if this woman never manages to marry does that mean she will never have sex again? With Chad yes, but not with the kind of guy that would make a good husband.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 12:48 PM
14

Kind of like someone who keeps saying, "Trust me".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 12:46 PM
2

Looks are success in the binary equation.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/21 05:32 PM
7

I honestly wonder if the whole "head over heals" thing is something the average person is capable of feeling only a few times in their life. Kind of like a drug that you can only get a special high off a couple of times before your body no longer responds.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/21 12:55 PM
3

Or at the very least lock the kids in the car while she goes inside with Chad for some "mommy time".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/21 05:28 PM
7

yeah like when she says her hair is short, but colorful lol. It's even worse! C'mon, everyone knows that hair color is a perfectly fine substitute for personality.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/21 05:23 PM
6

She stole Mongo's candy. Mongo like candy!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/21 05:14 PM
13

"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" Edit: vocabulary
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/21 05:11 PM
1

Better than 255 kilometers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/21 12:52 PM
1

The wall is gonna eat this one like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/21 12:29 PM
8

Let's get ready to rumblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle! And have upvote while we're at it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/21 05:58 PM
2

Purely out of curiosity, which service would one use for that? I honestly don't know. The last service I used was OurTime (I'm over 50) but that was a number of years ago. I met some nice women but never seriously pursued any. I realized I'm happy on my own. Regarding Tinder, I guess it's turned into a dating app due to its enormous user base so perhaps it's not such a bad strategy. Going back to my original point, I think the OP would be better served by simply ghosting when a woman reveals her…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/21 12:42 PM
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Part of the problem as I see it is that the OP is acting and communicating out of a position of good faith in an environment that doesn't reward such behavior. Kudos to him for being straightforward and honest about what he's looking for but it's obviously not working in his favor. I get the impression he's looking for something long term and wonder why he's on Tinder.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/02/21 05:27 PM
3

Speaking of Marion Ravenwood (aka Karen Allen), the wall was not nice to her at all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/21 12:34 PM
6

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks" -- Shakespeare
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/21 05:27 PM
12

Nah, he just looked at her and smiled one day.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/21 05:17 PM
2

I am working on starting a consulting business Translation: I'm unemployed and haven't been able to find a job
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/21 12:53 PM
2

"I don't like you without your beard" -- Some poor schmuck
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/21 12:44 PM
3

Why does she care that the two guys she wasn't into never messaged? She cares because they rejected her before she had a chance to reject them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/21 12:39 PM
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“What’s your favourite video game?” The one her last boyfriend was into. She wishes he hadn't taken his X Box when he left. It helped keep her kids occupied. edit: grammar
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/21 09:19 PM
8

I've said it before and I'll say it again. As satisfying as it is to throw it back in a woman's face like this guy did, DON'T. All you're doing is giving them something to show their friends who will undoubtedly say, "What an assh*le. You deserve better gurrrrl" You're also running the risk of them reporting you and finding yourself banned from the dating app (not that that would be such a bad thing). The best, and most masculine thing to do is just ghost. Women crave attention and drama but hat…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/21 09:11 AM
2

Murder hornets have entered the chat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/21 08:47 AM
10

Women like cats because cats are like Chad. Cats have zero f*cks to give and only hang around because it suits their purposes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/21 08:42 AM
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Translation: Nerd = Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson with glasses.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/21 06:03 PM
1

dressed like they are going on a date or out to the club "Is this Sound Factory?" "No ma'am it's a grocery store"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/21 10:30 AM
8

If she doesn't have Meth mouth she's probably got whacked out teeth based on the fact that she stubbornly refused to show them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/21 05:21 PM
3

I once had a girl grab my ass in a club Chicks in clubs do really nutty things. I've had girls run up to me, grind for a few seconds and then run away giggling. If I ran into them later they'd get that deer in the headlights look and run away like a frightened animal. Most of the time I think they're doing things on a dare from their friends and have no intention of following through on anything.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/21 02:18 PM
10

Years ago I was in grabbing a slice of pizza and there was a High School age Chad talking with a friend of his nearby. I'll never forget what he said. He told his friend, "If you like a girl walk up to her and say, 'Hey babe, you wanna make out?'. If she's down, she's down, if she's not, then walk away." Little Romeo was totally RP'd.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/21 02:11 PM
14

You have to wonder how long her marriage was, why there was no kids and who initiated the divorce. The last part is likely “her” just due to stats Survey says……She wanted to wait on having kids. Hubby wasn't hot enough anyway and she'd decided she could do better (especially after that time that super hot guy looked at her for a second or two).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/21 01:01 PM
31

It hasn't even failed yet and it's probably already our fault.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/21 12:54 PM
8

At first I was like, "Did she tattoo Swamp Thing on her arm?" When I saw it was a some special forces guy it got me thinking that this chick is seriously messed up. She's got fantasies involving violence that would give the average person PTSD.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/21 12:51 PM
3

Don't forget the type 2 diabetes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/21 12:44 PM
11

My doctor pointed out that a lot of people actually gain weight after joining a gym because they mistakenly think that can eat whatever the want because they'll work it off later. You gain muscle at the gym and lose weight at the dinner table.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/02/21 12:44 PM
1

Guys you've gotta get off dating apps. I find myself wondering what would actually happen if men suddenly abandoned dating apps.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/21 05:38 PM
2

I sincerely hope my steadfast refusal to put two spaces after a period disqualifies me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/21 05:29 PM
1

Cue the law of unintended consequences.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/21 01:01 PM
11

And the irony is, she still wants to play games with men but insists that they refrain from "playing" her. Good luck with that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/21 12:48 PM
5

Those boobies look like "bolt ons".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/21 10:00 PM
2

FDS is going to steal that idea from you. Men everywhere will begin adding the question, "Oh that's a shame, can you show me his obituary?" to their toolkit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/21 03:59 PM
6

As if she's ever read any of the books. This one's a "movies only" model.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/21 03:55 PM
4

These wymyn couldn't sell sandals to a hippy. She'd probably struggle to give away free hacky sacks to hippies.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/21 03:53 PM
9

And then promptly dump them for being "abusive" when they say, "Hey babe, let's go to the gym".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/21 12:52 PM
3

My life revolves around my son, family, friends, plants, pets and home stupid piercings. Fixed that for her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/21 12:48 PM
3

…and is independent This one's a head scratcher. At first I thought she meant "independently wealthy" but that's a given so I think what she means is, "Be there for me physically (as in, do chores, drive the kids around, but not sex), psychologically (be her emotional tampon) and financially (you know, pay for sh*t) but give me space when I want to hook with Chad or one of my baby daddies".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/21 12:55 PM
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"So I met this guy at a steak restaurant and OMG, he's not a vegan!!! -- This woman
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/21 01:01 PM
1

Rule 3.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/21 12:56 PM
1

And you were expected what exactly?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/21 10:13 AM
14

And that pickle jar's not gonna open itself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 08:22 PM
10

Heck, I'm 5'10" and these profiles leave me feeling like a Hobbit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 09:36 AM
5

"Dear men, be the way I want you to be or I won't pay attention to you" -- Women everywhere "Meh" -- Men everywhere
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 09:33 AM
17

I've heard of owning up to your shortcomings but this woman takes it to a whole new level. Wow, just wow!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 09:31 AM
8

Everyone is dumber from having read this. That's why I stopped after the first sentence.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 09:17 AM
3

At least she's aware of her mental health issues.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 09:12 AM
15

"Excellent"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 09:06 AM
5

It's all his fault for getting taken advantage of. Reminds me of the attitude scammers have. In Jamaica they even refer to the money they steal as "reparations".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 05:33 PM
5

You and me both!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 05:16 PM
3

Hahahahaha!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 05:14 PM
9

Gee, we wonder…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 12:43 PM
25

learn how to use tools To her a man is a tool.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 05:16 PM
10

Isn't that age thing just about the weirdest thing ever? I mean some guy who checks off every one of her boxes could be out there going, "Gosh darn it, I guess I'm out of the running being 52 and all". Edit: spelling
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 01:11 PM
7

She didn't want to go to any counselor. She didn't get what she wanted so she was done.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 01:06 PM
8

It depends on how hawt you are. She'll lie like a pro to betas but she might just try to hook up with you herself if you give her tingles. "What happened to Chad? I thought he was in to me?" "Chad turned out to be an asshole (tee hee). I saved you the trouble and handled him myself"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 01:01 PM
3

This was honestly the biggest red flag in this whole profile. Not only are you going to have to jump through one set of hoops, if you survive the first you're on to round two. You're doomed from the start. Little miss "friend" is going to put you through the ringer only to have little miss queen say, "Meh…" and then proceed to squeeze a $200 dinner out of you before she says, "I just don't feel it".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 12:58 PM
2

Online dating apps regularly ban guys for the most minor "body shaming" or other politically incorrect offenses while women are allowed to do the exact same thing to men with absolutely no consequences.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 12:49 PM
2

Looks like a meth head to me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 12:46 PM
15

Well, the counselor was a guy so there's that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/21 07:56 PM
15

People often 'like' therapy because they like people validating their excuses for their shitty behavior. Yeah, me and my ex tried marriage counseling until she started asking the counselor to validate her decision to kick me to curb. I called her out on it right away and said I wanted no part in it. The counselor actually agreed with me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/21 06:00 PM
11

Who'd have thought that someone she pays to pay attention to her actually pays attention to her?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/21 05:57 PM
21

Proof positive that the powers that be realize they are completely screwed. Cue the law of unintended consequences.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/21 11:11 AM
4

Rule 1 sir.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/21 08:52 AM
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Take a look at Japan. Their society is in for some major changes due to plunging birth rates. Edit: added word.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/21 08:50 AM
16

Goodfellas nailed it. "Business bad? F#ck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? F#ck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning huh? F#ck you, pay me."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/21 08:49 AM
21

I've heard it said that nostalgia is a longing for things to be the way they never were.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/21 10:13 AM
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"The best sex of my life and the motherf@cker had to go and drown" -- Rose
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/21 10:09 AM
13

I'd argue the third party is family court holding you upside down and shaking you until the last penny has fallen out of your pockets.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/21 10:00 AM
3

Dang, that's funnier than the fake adverts in the original "Robocop" (and those were pretty funny).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/21 09:57 AM
1

Haha. I caught that too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/21 09:56 AM
5

Yeah, I instinctively look for rings on women and if I see an engagement or wedding ring all bets are off. Meanwhile, in the land of projection, women see wedding bands and think, "Hmmmm, someone thinks he's a worthwhile catch".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/21 09:55 AM
1

when civilians dress up as soldiers I'm pretty sure it's illegal for someone to wear a Medal of Honor if they weren't the recipient. At least there's that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/21 09:52 AM
3

I didn't read any of it. I'm just here for the comments. Tells me everything I need to know.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/21 01:04 PM
12

"I think this was clear" Yep, it's perfectly clear sweetie, it's perfectly clear. I've seen all I need to see to form my judgement.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/21 12:39 PM
2

Gainfully employed basically means "have a decent job" here in the States.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/21 05:14 PM
9

But she should now make him wait for sex and Define the Relationship early (i.e. nag him into exclusivity and commitment). "Later" -- Chad
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/21 12:54 PM
3

she got what they offered "sex with hot guy" there's no standard involve and there's no redemption because there was never purification. This reminds me of the standard trope of the "good guy" trying to make a housewife out of a hooker. These stories always tend to be tragedies.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/21 12:52 PM
6

I just pretend I'm poor and girls always offer to pay for dates or even give me gas money for coming to their house (lmao) Chad? Is that you?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/21 12:47 PM
8

Dang, thanks for the memory of things best forgotten.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/21 05:12 PM
18

I feel like I've put my heart out there = I feel like I've slept with enough guys She already identified what she needs to do. She needs to be okay with being lonely. She's already lonely but she simply hasn't accepted that it's not going to change.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/21 12:55 PM
3

I hold this profile up as evidence that women simply can't stand rejection. This girl knows her smv and rmv are abysmally low so she's decided to employ the strategy of preemptively rejecting everyone. It's a little bit like turning down a job that you were never offered in the first place. It's all just a coping mechanism for a self esteem that knows exactly where it stands. Edit: vocabulary
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/21 12:46 PM
27

Spot on translation. Did Google introduce a Thot to English feature?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 09:36 PM
2

OMG, don't get me started on the "men are stupid" trope that's so common in TV ads. It's everywhere and drives me freakin batty. Someone should honestly start an industry group to protest this insulting and false narrative but we all know they'd get crucified on the altar of public opinion.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 12:57 PM
6

When hair color, piercings and tattoos are considered an acceptable substitute for a personality you get this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 12:52 PM
21

Do girls beleive in love ? I'd argue they only believe in the "idea" of love (and tingles of course).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 12:46 PM
3

What's with these women being obsessed with "banter" ? It's because they confuse being rude and obnoxious with "banter".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/21 05:30 PM
3

If it's not called Manic Sans, it should be.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/21 02:47 PM
7

"Hey Comic Sans, hold my beer" -- That font
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/21 02:45 PM
8

Soon all men will have to send a $500 cash app I wonder if they'll take a page from scammers and start insisting on gift cards?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/21 02:41 PM
44

Gentlemen, take note. As satisfying as the man's response was in this exchange, the best option would be to simply not respond. The "I'm not a dog…" comment simply feeds into her delusions and will doubtlessly be shown to her friends who will reinforce her "He was an asshole anyway" judgement. Besides, by texting her back he's partially complied with her stupid demand. On the other hand, radio silence will communicate the same message while not giving her such an easy out. Sure, she'll still say…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/21 02:38 PM
2

Getting knocked up with no man, and these types of single mothers in general, have been normalized in our culture, sadly. I personally take consolation in the fact that regardless of how society views their situation, the fact can't be denied that by any objective standard, their lives SUCK. This girl will pay for this mistake for the rest of her life and no amount of rationalization or "you go girl" will change that. Her prospects are bleak and I can live with that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/21 05:38 PM
11

"There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny, only guys with tits." -- Ted 2
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/21 12:48 PM
43

I figure the vampire reference is taking aim at the "Twilight" books, movies and countless copycats it has spawned. Not sure about the dragons. Probably "nerd girl" culture but that's just a guess.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/21 12:42 PM
46

It's tempting to give her points for honesty tho It's not honest though. You and I both know she'll demand that her boyfriend not screw around while she does just the opposite. If he objects she'll say, "But honey, it's my job".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/21 05:12 PM
5

I get what you're saying. The difference is we're going to have a big population of retirement age individuals who will have nothing to retire on and they'll demand to be bailed out of a lifetime of bad financial choices.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/21 05:08 PM
8

Trust me, her life's been loaded with disappointments and they're only getting worse.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/21 12:49 PM
8

I'm seriously considering moving to Alaska and living off the grid. No way she's gonna hike two days through rugged wilderness to find me and she sure ain't gonna have the money to pay a bush pilot to fly her in.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/21 12:47 PM
13

Yup. It going to be interesting in 10-20 years when all these non married women, non independant women have no parents to turn to. Dang, I'd never thought of that. We're going to have an entire generation of adult children who can't fend for themselves DEMANDING that society step up and take care of them. Yeah, we taxpayers are screwed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/21 12:45 PM
41

I thought the exact same thing. This woman wouldn't give a second glance at a man in the same circumstances.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/01/21 12:41 PM
6

Savage! Have an upvote.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/21 12:58 PM
8

Its a big stupid game With big stupid prizes!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/21 10:14 PM
5

Let's pray she never takes up CrossFit or becomes a vegan.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/21 12:48 PM
1

Thank you for helping me to learn about something new internet stranger.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/21 12:42 PM
41

She can poop and barf like a champ.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/21 05:15 PM
10

"WTF" were the first words out of my mouth when I saw that pic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/21 01:04 PM
30

First, her profile pic has more filters than a water treatment plant Dude, I'm so stealing this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/21 01:01 PM
3

Or dump a guy because he slept with an escort 10 years ago.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/21 12:59 PM
5

Also, you and I know that having a master’s in social justice won’t make her more attractive to businessman type Chad. We all know that because we're guys and use logic. She, on the other hand projects all her mental gymnastics onto everyone else because that's just what women do.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/21 12:57 PM
2

For the time being… Let us give thanks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/21 12:52 PM
9

Yeah, that dopamine is the bomb. There's nothing like it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/21 05:20 PM
9

My thoughts exactly. We're talking tire slashing, pet poisoning, full on scorched earth if this woman decides you dissed her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/21 12:59 PM
2

What age group do you see this shift in?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/21 12:52 PM
26

I'm waiting for the pendulum to swing back the opposite direction. My guess is opinions will change when a generation of kids grows up with grandparents covered in ink. At that point it will become decidedly "uncool".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/01/21 05:38 PM
10

I hear she made a birdhouse once in elementary school.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/01/21 05:33 PM
340

One that was played poorly.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/01/21 05:23 PM
3

Clever.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/01/21 05:33 PM
6

It's an inverse funnel.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/01/21 05:14 PM
8

(Godwin's Law engaged) This is satire in the same vein as the speech that Hitler gave where he comically read off a list of countries that FDR asked him for assurance that he would not invade. He made a joke of it at the time but later invaded many of the countries listed. This chick is no different.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/01/21 05:20 PM
7

I'd be willing to bet this woman's never been dumped before. She's always done the dumping/breaking it off in the past. "How dare he!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/21 05:21 PM
15

I can't imagine finishing that profile and thinking "Perfect! This will surely look good to someone." Our society has determined that anything that makes a woman feel good is in fact "good" (even her own delusion). It's kind of like acknowledging that smoking crack or shooting heroin makes you feel good so what's the harm. In either scenario you get the same end result. edit: format
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/21 12:52 PM
2

I wonder if Bershire Hathaway has holdings in the cat food and boxed wine sectors? He's a shrewd man that Warren.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/21 12:45 PM
3

diamond the size of a duck egg Women will hold out for a goose egg (perhaps even an ostrich). They know their worth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/01/21 01:04 PM
15

They're called ex-husbands. Happens all the time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/21 12:52 PM
4

It’s both They're only trying to destroy the unattractive toxic males.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/01/21 01:03 PM
4

From what I read it's a goth, edgy thing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/20 01:01 PM
48

I'd bet the purse and jacket aren't even hers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/20 05:49 PM
11

I liked Bob Newhart's approach on the classic MadTV skit. "Stop it! Just stop it" Now he'd get sued for malpractice.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/20 01:05 PM
8

Stupid tats - Check Friend with stupid tats - Check 5 kids - Check Black heart emoji - Check Me - Checked out
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/20 12:59 PM
26

I wish there was some kind of PSA for Tinder suggesting single moms message first Women hate rejection, so initiative is not in their best interest.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 05:19 PM
24

There are tons of average looking guys on tinder The problem is that average looking girls don't want an average looking guy. They want Chad, just like all the other girls.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 05:15 PM
1

Yeah, my sister took up cycling to lose weight. It worked for a while but now she's put most of the pounds back on but she can cycle for hours on end.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 01:00 PM
1

Touché
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/20 05:13 PM
2

As many others have pointed out, most EMTs are volunteers so the wages reflect this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/20 10:01 PM
7

Dear Lord, she thinks there is still credit left on that victim card she is carrying. "Ummm, ma'am, this isn't a credit card, it's a library card and it says you have overdue books"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/20 09:57 PM
3

More like a 6 cylinder Mustang notchback with an automatic transmission that has stickers on the rocker panels that say "GT 350". Oh, and don't forget the rusted out floor pan.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/20 09:39 PM
7

She's basically a junkie for that sweet rush of dopamine that only "love" can bring. Once it wears off, she gets bored and moves on.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/20 09:35 PM
3

I hope you included a trigger warning.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/20 09:31 PM
16

Bonus points awarded for use of the word "taxonomy"!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/20 09:18 PM
33

Trophy wife material in her 20s, crazy wife material in her 40s. Some poor schmuck is going to lose his soul (along with half his assets) to this one.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/20 09:23 AM
2

Why are you shouting? But I digress. Joke or not, there are plenty of people who don't watch Parks and Recreation (myself included) that will be completely baffled by this profile. It's one thing to make a pop culture reference in a profile, but to make the entire thing one big reference is another. And by the way, has anyone seen my toe knife? edit: spelling
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/20 09:10 AM
11

And when her kids grow up to be drug addicts she'll blame it on their dad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/20 05:50 PM
4

Hey, she never said she was an English major!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/20 05:49 PM
13

That kid will grow up to be either a simp or despise his mom My money says he grows up doing both.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/12/20 05:13 PM
15

Bloody brilliant. Bravo.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/12/20 05:08 PM
7

In her twisted mind she probably sees him as less of a man because he doesn't accept her for who she is and a real man wouldn't care It really all depends on how hot he is. The hotter, the more she'll care.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/20 05:21 PM
3

She is on a hookup app, but she doesn’t want to be asked for a hookup But the hottest Chads are on hookup apps. All the thots know that. Once he gets a whiff of her unicorn magic he'll see the error of his ways, take bended knee and commit himself to her for all eternity.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/12/20 03:02 PM
16

thot mathematics here. Or hamster math Or as we call it here in the States "Common Whore Math".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/20 01:04 PM
16

Her count is in the single digits because her trips to Daytona Beach, Cancun and Costa Rica don’t count because she was on vacation. "I mean, like, it wasn't like I was in love with those other guys. I can't even remember their names." -- Little miss alpha widow
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/20 05:26 PM
4

Bit of a tom boy Translation: I like hanging around with boys (not acting like one). In the words of Inigo Montoya, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." Edit: Formatting
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/20 12:45 PM
9

Vanity. Insanity.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/20 12:33 PM
3

Chad knows better than to do this. Wiser to ignore and have a working Tinder account than to risk getting perma-banned.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/20 04:17 PM
2

A female virgin on Tinder is as authentic as a virgin in a brothel Amen. This chick is a phonier than a get well card from an undertaker.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/20 04:59 PM
1

Now you know why guys just ghost.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/20 04:53 PM
5

Let's call her Kimberlite.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/20 01:00 PM
12

I once had a woman I asked out say, "Oh, I'm seeing someone but I'd like to be your friend". My response was a simple, "I've already got enough friends". And that was that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/12/20 04:40 PM
2

Meanwhile she confuses being ill-mannered, overly opinionated, and flat-out spoiled with "crazy". In truth she's probably boring as a fence post.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/12/20 04:34 PM
118

"taking a break for alone time and personal self growth" Translation: All the Chads I knew stopped calling. "Usually I feel nothing. No excitement or desire to go on a second date" Translation: Beta Billy's are really boring.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/20 05:33 PM
3

The age thing is strangely specific (not sure why 6 months is the standard) My guess is Chad Cumlately wasn't 6 months older and since that didn't work out, she'll show 'em.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/20 05:23 PM
3

It's an old photo to boot.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/20 01:13 PM
1

carry-on But what if it no longer fits under the seat or in the overhead bin?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/20 01:03 PM
16

Only in the real world. In clown world it's a badge of honor.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/20 01:01 PM
11

If Chad were only a true gent. If only…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/20 01:00 PM
6

I don't know guys, after browsing this sub for a few years I can't help but think this is a troll profile. It if it's not, god help us all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/12/20 12:58 PM
1

"We Fremen have a saying: "God created Arakis to train the faithful." One cannot go against the word of God." -- Paul Maud'Dib
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/12/20 12:51 PM
3

Allow me to quote Dave Sim Dave Sim, as in "Cerebus The Aardvark"? If so, it looks like it's time dive into to the rabbit hole of that series.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/12/20 12:45 PM
4

Dollars for donuts she'd eat a Big Mac if Chad dared her to.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/20 12:54 PM
4

If they don't like you or are lazily trained they'll be a nightmare to any bloke who walks in the door. They can be bitey Yeah, but what about the dog?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/20 12:53 PM
3

Good catch. I wasn't sure if it was just a weird shadow.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/20 12:57 PM
2

Some poor sap might eventually man up but they'll never redeem her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/20 05:17 PM
6

Taking dating advice from a natural born Chad is like taking dating advice from a woman.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/20 12:56 PM
3

"Raising two boys, so I'm not interested in holding anyone's hand and guiding them into manhood." In 20 years: "Mom, why did you raise my brother and me to be simps?" "Well, someone's got to take care of me"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/20 05:34 PM
1

Her problem is she's aiming for Jason Momoa, Dwayne Johnson or something similar. Ain't gonna happen sweetie.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/20 01:10 PM
11

It gets worse when you get to know her. Heroin habit, HepC, Bipolar, Baby Daddy is a Felon, Repo men after her, the fun never stops!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/11/20 12:51 PM
11

Personality is key for me, a 6ft personality. Don't forget the wallet loaded with personality.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/20 05:44 PM
6

I don’t think she meant age here Unless he's rich.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/20 05:40 PM
8

just move along and smirk at this used up hag And whatever you do, don't make eye contact
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/20 12:52 PM
14

I'd argue that she will always be a child.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/20 12:51 PM
3

On a side note, the pineapple has been used as a sign of hospitality for a number of centuries. It began as a sign of wealth and status which evolved over time. And now it's earned its place in thotdom.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/20 12:50 PM
4

Given that creepy freakin tattoo on her chest, I tell her, "It puts the lotion on its hands".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/20 01:00 PM
13

Me: Is that a Factory Five, Superformance or a genuine Shelby? Her: WTF are you talking about? Me: Never mind. Edit: spelling
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/20 12:54 PM
6

also no coke heads Translation: "Chad hogged all the blow"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/20 12:39 PM
3

…even though they can't do the same. Notice how she blames Chad for being "unable" to commit to her as if he's got some sort of disease that prevents him from doing so. She can't bear the thought that he's simply "unwilling" to commit to her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/20 05:34 PM
3

"Feeling confident, but wondering if someone will ever show up" Translation: "I've never been so scared in all my life." Karen, meet Wall. Wall meet Karen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/20 12:59 PM
4

Oh my god, I never saw that coming!!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/20 01:05 PM
2

This one makes me laugh. To quote Gordon Gecko, "Greed is good". She's looking for some magical unicorn of a man who's a uber rich CEO with a heart of gold who doesn't have a selfish bone in his body. Well sweetie, I hate to break it to you but uber rich CEOs are by their very nature driven, selfish and greedy for even more success. If they weren't, they'd be working stiffs stuck in a cubicle and not an expansive corner office.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/20 01:00 PM
31

And then Bob's your Uncle.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/20 12:49 PM
24

"I always thought there was only one type of cheese, you know, the thing we'd always called “cheese.” -- Vladimir Klitschko
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/20 05:25 PM
50

Tattoos = Lots on you, some on her Netflix = Couch potato Nightlife = Get your wallet out Grab a drink = Keep your wallet out Brunch = Oh what the heck, just give me your wallet Edit: Formating
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/20 01:01 PM
6

Savage!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/20 05:23 PM
6

Thots plan. Chad laughs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/20 05:15 PM
3

Don't sweat it. I simply meant that "she lusts" after other men and social acceptance. I spell the word "lustre", but apparently it's also spelled the way you had.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/20 12:51 PM
16

Amen. If you really must discuss your inner fears, disappointments, etc. do it amongst men you respect. Don't ever do it with a woman. The guys might be tough on you but they'll forgive you for being human. A woman (especially one you're intimate with) won't.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/11/20 01:02 PM
-1

luster Nice Freudian slip.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/11/20 12:57 PM
5

Well said.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/11/20 12:55 PM
3

Society, as in the cultural norms and laws that govern our behavior. I agree that women should call out their sisters for poor decisions but there's no incentive. None. No one will support them and they risk drawing the ire of their friends. It's just not worth the risk.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/20 05:45 PM
15

The child's mine Well, thank God it's not mine!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/20 05:32 PM
8

Yeah.. fake ID, disposable SIM, the works. And ghost mode activate-able at a moment's notice. We've reached the stage where dating requires the trade craft of a modern espionage professional. Edit: spelling
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/20 05:28 PM
1

"Please don't come at me with any games or bullsh*t" Translation: I've got enough games and bullsh*t for both of us.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/20 05:24 PM
6

why don’t women call out female bad behavior Because they get no benefit from it. Society doesn't shame women who make stupid decisions so why should they. By staying quiet, they get to watch the woman suffer the consequences while they avoid being chastised for not being "progressive".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/20 01:01 PM
1

Some physicians are getting reported to state medical ethics and licensing boards because they told their patients they need to lose weight for health reasons. I was wondering how long is was going to take before cancel culture entered the doctors office.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/20 05:23 PM
8

after cops drag her YOU away "I FUCKING TOLD YOU I WAS CRAZY" I fixed that for you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/20 05:12 PM
4

Women are not strong enough to handle Chad not committing to them. This is not a debate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/20 12:59 PM
1

a couple double cheeseburgers Chad slings Skittles. Everyone knows that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/20 12:55 PM
4

Louis Vuitton handbags range from about $2,000 to $6,000 Not on Canal Street in Manhattan. You can get a Rolex too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/20 12:55 PM
14

only Engles had business experience Yeah, too few know that Marx was a loser who mooched off everyone around him.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/20 04:37 PM
7

Your post is proof that logic is a tool of the patriarchy. :-)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/20 04:34 PM
35

"Don't waste my time" Translation: "Prepare to have YOUR time wasted"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/20 04:41 PM
4

Ivy League MMA fighter preferred I got a chuckle out of this one. Touché.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/20 04:17 PM
3

"I'm a classy woman" I read, "I have expensive tastes".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/20 04:13 PM
2

The rules of dating are for guys. Women feel they're exempt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/20 12:01 PM
5

While tattoos have been around for eons, their social acceptability (in the west) is a fairly recent phenomenon. Military men, bikers and convicts had them but few others. And women, forget about it. It wasn't until the 80s before most women would even dream of getting one. It started out on ankles but evolved into the tramp stamp and then it exploded.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/20 05:01 PM
6

Meanwhile the only action she's going to get are pump and dumps from younger guys looking to break a slump. She'll be back in 6 months complaining about all guys being jerks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/20 04:49 PM
2

“hardcore atheist”. What does that mean exactly? I'd bet she's replaced all traditional religion with whatever the "cause de jour" happens to be. Probably a rabid environmentalist, claims to be a feminist (unless Chad's the one who's yanking her hair), vegan (when it suits her), and utterly and completely insufferable.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/20 11:59 AM
2

Most women simply cannot raise boys I saw a video that talked about the importance of "rough housing" (something a father will allow, but a mother won't) and how it allows children to learn the acceptable limits of physical force. It was really fascinating.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/20 04:41 PM
6

What even is an Alpha Girl? A girl who's projecting. Since she's looking for Alpha Chad, she figures he's looking for Alpha Karen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/20 04:31 PM
4

Proof positive that apps are tools of the patriarchy!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/20 04:22 PM
3

I see what you did there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/20 04:08 PM
10

The irony is "Diamond smuggler" would be pretty funny if the profile wasn't so cringeworthy. She must have swiped it from a Chad profile.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/20 12:03 PM
5

Age 50: Suffers 3rd degree burns over 90 percent of body due to molten lava (aka The Wall).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/20 12:02 PM
18

don’t waste my time” She's just pissed because Chad, Tyrone and Chadriguez keep "wasting her time" by pumping and dumping her and never committing to her. She's aching to make some Beta Billy pay for this injustice.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/20 11:56 AM
1

This girl sounds like she's made a career out of being a single mother (along with those child support payments and government assistance checks). She won't shut up about it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/20 09:00 PM
2

Exactly. "I want a Chad who will dominate me while respecting my feelings and agree with everything I say. He'll also love (aka pay for) my children as if they were his own."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/20 04:31 PM
4

Alone! But pretending to be okay with it (while miserable deep down inside).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/20 12:00 PM
3

This one looks really, really expensive.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/20 04:17 PM
4

But her profile has none of the first and is full of the latter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/20 04:15 PM
19

astrological bullshit-blather Reminds me of a meme I saw recently Girl: What's your sign? Chad: Spinichpietarius Girl: But that's made up! Chad: They all are.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/20 04:11 PM
24

If you want unconditional love, get a dog.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/10/20 04:35 PM
11

you are beneath me The irony is she's probably so filled with insecurities that one dismissive remark would cause her to crumble (or attack you with a rusty knife).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/10/20 04:22 PM
1

I'm honored for the award.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/10/20 11:50 AM
10

Inconceivable!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/20 08:47 PM
4

More like she detonated a claymore mine in front of herself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/20 04:43 PM
1

Perhaps her and her ilk is where dark energy comes from.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/20 04:42 PM
3

I'm surprised she didn't include, "Must have sharks with frickin' lasers".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/20 04:40 PM
3

She'll never achieve those goals I've got the feeling that "making my bed every morning" would tax her goal setting capabilities.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/10/20 04:41 PM
4

Oh my god, that's funny. I'm using this!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/10/20 04:36 PM
24

At least she knows it's not her fault. Edit: spelling
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/10/20 04:24 PM
114

And by "refined" I am sure she means "wealthy looking"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/10/20 04:23 PM
5

Stupid tats Yeah but think of the money she'll save by not having to buy leopard print clothing!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/20 04:29 PM
4

Yeah, I want a 330P4. I think all three of us might be out of luck.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/20 04:25 PM
19

She said he is never allowed in the kid's life Except for the child support, that's allowed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/20 04:23 PM
7

I see you've met my ex wife.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/20 12:02 PM
15

A MAN ignores this type of nonsense.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/10/20 04:27 PM
33

Being labeled a "Nice Guy" by a woman simply means you don't turn her on. It's as simple as that. Edit: Consolation can be taken in being called "nice". It means you're reasonably handsome, just not her type.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/20 04:29 PM
3

This chick is like an Oprah give away where everyone gets a red pill. You get a red pill, you get a red pill! THIS
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/20 12:03 PM
18

Reminds me of when I first got to New York City. I decided it was best to just assume everyone was an axe murderer until I was thoroughly convinced they weren't. Made life a lot easier.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/10/20 11:59 AM
2

I'd be willing to bet that she hooks up with the guys partly to spite the wives.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/10/20 04:39 PM
10

I guess good grammar and clear writing are tools of the patriarchy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/10/20 04:31 PM
3

The girls at church just want to know if he is hawt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/20 02:42 PM
8

Amen. If there's any group who will hold you responsible for your past it's those in recovery. They may accept you and encourage you get your sh*t together but they know actions speak louder than words.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/20 02:39 PM
4

Not to mention the ice quickly turning into steam which by virtue of this rapidly expanding gas causes the oil to be propelled at high velocity in all directions. I'd recommend having 911 on speed dial before attempting.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/20 11:48 AM
1

"I probably just wanna f*ck and play head games" I fixed that for her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/20 04:38 PM
36

She's also honestly proud of herself. "Wow, look what I made! I fulfilled my biological imperative". The problem is that she fails to realize others don't share her enthusiasm.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/20 04:30 PM
3

Reading between the lines: I doubt this woman's ever been married. Schlub 1 gave her a daughter and is now trapped in child support mode or went off the grid causing her to latch on to Schlub 2. Unfortunately he keeps forgetting the second packet of honey mustard sauce when he picks up McDonalds on his way home so she's decided to give him the heave-ho. Schlub 3 could be you as long as you have a good job, will pay her and her daughters bills and don't mind being celibate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/20 11:48 AM
3

Hmmmm wage gap More like common sense gap.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/20 11:42 AM
6

"Oh shit, I gotta go, my cat's in the Microwave" Thanks for the laugh!!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/09/20 04:44 PM
7

"Settling down" sounds really boring, unappealing, and desperate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/09/20 04:43 PM
26

So what you're saying is that it's the social media equivalent of the "champagne room" at a strip club.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/20 04:33 PM
4

This is one of those profiles where the words are completely unnecessary. She tells you everything you need to know with her photo.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/20 04:27 PM
6

I hear Willy Wonka is putting golden tickets in his chocolate bars and a guy like you describe is the prize.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/20 11:53 AM
6

Some of the big ones refuse to hit white folks Talk about white privilege!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/09/20 11:47 AM
10

Well, she does insist you have a personal relationship with God. With her around you might meet him sooner rather than later.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/20 06:44 PM
4

C'mon now, in her defense tattoos can be expensive and the discount Steve offers makes it worth it. Besides, it's not like she's in love with him. It's just, you know, convenient.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/20 12:24 PM
1

Horse is slang for heroin. I'm pretty sure that's what was meant.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/20 12:17 PM
10

Those tats make her look like she was attacked by a book full of clip art.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/20 12:14 PM
8

Well, in nature bright colors are usually a warning (ie poison frogs), so there's that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/20 12:02 PM
9

Good luck getting anything dependable outta her. When the going gets tough, the thots be going.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/20 02:02 PM
64

Don't forget, "I could never date an older guy. Ewww gross!! Well, maybe I would, if he was rich"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/20 04:42 PM
7

You comment reminds me of the Eddie Murphy skit on SNL where he pretends to be a white guy and everywhere he goes other white guys are just giving him money, doing him favors and bending over backwards because they think he's white.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/20 04:34 PM
4

All kidding aside, I think you're on to something. We love our pets and they love us but we know that they're incapable of seeing things from our perspective. We also know they'll make a mess of things if left to their own devices. They need discipline and a firm hand if you want them to stay in line. Edit: vocabulary
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/20 04:18 PM
2

What a sap.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/20 04:22 PM
8

Sorry dude, no cherries in sight.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/20 11:55 AM
22

Yeah, for the most part women make lousy friends.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/20 11:53 AM
10

Wtf is she doing on Tinder one week after giving birth?!?!! Because it's easier to create a profile on Tinder than it is to set up a GoFundMe page.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/20 11:48 AM
27

Chad votes for Trump lol "That's ok Chad, you're not a loser like those other Trump supporters" -- This chick
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/20 04:42 PM
15

I've heard them referred to as "Booth babes".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/20 04:37 PM
8

Tell me about it. My boss has a brother who's an investment banker. The guy wears a cheap Casio digital watch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/20 04:35 PM
1

Yes sir it is.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/20 12:07 PM
26

How does a massage therapist/single mother "love to travel"? Traveling on another person's nickel is super easy, barely an inconvienence.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/09/20 05:00 PM
7

I'd swipe right on that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/09/20 04:56 PM
51

Future civilizations are going look back on these televised pity parties the way we look back on Romans drinking wine out of lead containers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/20 08:19 PM
6

friend for my son Kids don't need adult friends, they need parents. They need mothers and fathers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/20 12:34 PM
6

Only at night.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/20 12:29 PM
11

True Story: I worked with a guy who said he was once interviewing a really pretty young woman for a graphic design position. When he asked her what her previous job was she said, "I was a stripper". Back in the day, people that prepared the films used in printing were call strippers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/20 12:28 PM
42

Gentlemen, never wait an hour for a woman. If she's running late she should let you know. If she's running late and DOESN'T let you know she doesn't care. If she no shows she never cared in the first place. Treat it like an interview and you're doing the hiring. I say 10 minutes is a reasonable amount of time to wait (because sh*t happens). After that I'd bolt and get on with my life. Heck, if I decided to stay for drinks or some food, I'd be tempted to tell her to pound sand if she eventually s…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/20 12:21 PM
26

I don’t know what the problem is. Yes you do. Just think about it long and hard. I think it might be me. Ding, ding ding. We have a winner!!! Changing or staying the same both feel like I’m giving up on me, Oh dear. Just like Icarus, you got too close to the sun and fell from the heavens. That'll show you! This "reasoning" stuff is all just a social construct. Damn the patriarchy for its insistence of growing as a person. and I’m all I’ve got. Welcome to your own private Hell sweetie. Do you lik…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/20 03:48 PM
23

Anyone who says their favorite color is grey needs some serious therapy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/20 12:23 PM
14

The Chad that alpha widowed her had a well groomed beard so you better have an even better one 'cause you ain't Chad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/20 12:19 PM
1

Play stupid games! Win stupid prizes!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/20 12:16 PM
13

Not one woman admits why they used to date older guys. Reminds me of the totally insufferable girls in High School that used to proudly brag, "I only date college guys".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/20 12:32 PM
22

Guys who are overweight know it and don't hide in denial. Some dudes will own it and if they have an outgoing personality and handsome face can still slay. They're not crabs in a bucket either, if one of their friends lose weight and gets in shape they're more than happy to congratulate them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/20 12:14 PM
1

"Famous, infamous, meh, what's the difference" -- Women
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/20 11:51 AM
16

I accept your except.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/20 07:35 PM
1

We know that on all the apps she used she didn't find a "decent" man. The key here is to read between the lines as to what she means by "decent". My guess is handsome, fit, full head of hair, never married (and hence childless), successful, and tall. Granted, that's just a guess. The fact that she can't find a "decent" man amongst the hundreds, if not thousands of men she's swiped left on tells me that she's probably being overly selective. Finding a man between 40-50 that meets only one the cri…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/20 07:32 PM
8

I'd argue that women NEVER stop chasing Chad. They might internalize it until it simply becomes a fantasy, but it never goes away.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/20 12:55 PM
13

even if she's cool Anyone who says they're "cool" probably isn't.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/20 11:48 AM
9

Back in the day society didn't bail single mothers out either. There was a serious downside to getting pregnant outside wedlock. Families would shun the woman and big daddy government could care less. Upper crust families would literally ship daughters off somewhere out of sight to avoid the scandal.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/20 03:25 PM
8

She can lie to people that don't know her but if she's spent her whole life in the same town that's kinda hard.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/20 03:55 PM
12

At this point someone needs to make a "Female Dating Profile Bingo" card. "Abusive" would definitely be one square, "Finding myself", "My kids are my world" along with the other tropes would fill out the rest. We'd be shouting "Bingo" more than the octogenarians down at the senior center.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/08/20 11:58 AM
21

I miss sex work. Not only does she miss the thrill, she misses the easy money.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/20 05:01 PM
19

My wallet; my choice
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/20 11:55 AM
5

I completely agree with you. It was a big deal and I was more than willing to roll with it but after a year or so it got a bit long in the tooth. I've known a few shameless self promoters but they generally have a public side and a private side that evens things out. In this case there was only the shameless self promotion 24/7. Edit: grammar
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/08/20 07:43 PM
3

One of my classmates from college got a book published and I had to block her on social media because every post became them shilling for their book. I get that they want to promote it but it became ALL THEY EVER TALKED ABOUT.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/08/20 12:57 PM
5

Don't you just hate it that Social media is mandated by law?! No one is allowed to quit social media. Reminds me of the South Park episode where someone quit Twitter and everyone behaved as if they had committed suicide.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/08/20 12:55 PM
5

Compromise? What is that? Is it a new skin care product? Sounds French. Hahahah. Love it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/08/20 12:07 PM
56

I've said it before but I'll say it again. The only woman that cares about a man's problems is his mother (and even she's getting tired of it).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/20 08:27 PM
4

"It's never because of your education" -- Men
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/20 04:26 PM
5

"I understood that reference" -- Captain America
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/20 12:12 PM
4

Goethe begs to differ.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/20 08:10 PM
4

"I ain't never been caught"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/20 04:50 PM
8

About you…enjoys a healthy debate Translation: Loves being told you're wrong
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/20 01:42 PM
4

20 times!!!!!!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/20 01:37 PM
5

I tried. I failed. Consider me a casualty and add my name to the list of the fallen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/20 01:32 PM
7

What's next? Is she going to insist on following you into the voting booth to make sure you don't vote the wrong way? Give this girl a hutzpah badge!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/20 01:31 PM
7

Hear, hear!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/20 01:24 PM
9

"I ain't never committed a felony"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/08/20 01:23 PM
16

That's some Matrix level bullet dodging.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/08/20 12:15 PM
1

Because she thinks piercings and tattoos are a worthwhile substitute for personality.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/08/20 06:44 PM
2

So many of these kids were brought up in broken homes where they are coddled by both parents who compete to be the child's "best friend". They learn that having temper tantrums gets them most anything they want and that spills over to their young adult lives.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/08/20 06:34 PM
2

They think they're somehow getting back at men. Like taking poison and expecting the other person to die.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/08/20 06:15 PM
5

Notice how she knew the guy was going to bolt when he learned there were 4 baby daddies so she ditched him first. "You can't fire me, I quit".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/08/20 03:59 PM
4

Who knew Arkansas had so much in common with Eastern Europe.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/20 12:35 PM
3

Family is so important to her that she probably divorce raped the only man willing to put up with her, scarred her kids for life in the process and now wonders, "Where are all the good men?". She thought the grass was greener but now realizes she's got a lot of boxed wine in her future.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/20 04:31 PM
8

As a 5' 10" man, I'm celebrating.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/20 04:25 PM
13

"I am in recovery..." - she was a wild one when she was younger add hotter. Only someone who's been clean for a short time will advertise that they're in recovery. Chances are she'll not only relapse and start using drugs again, she'll start banging her dealer to get the drugs at a better price. Avoid at all costs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/20 04:22 PM
1

If someone asks you not to judge them, they're a piece of shit and SHOULD be judged. It's just like someone who says "Trust me". In other words, don't trust them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/20 06:44 PM
3

"I just love feminism. It allows me to completely ignore my appearance and then claim the moral high ground when someone says I look like crap" -- This woman and all the others just like her
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/20 04:58 PM
11

Nah, I say she knows what she's doing. She's using Tinder as an attention app, not a hookup app. She even goes so far as to dare guys to swipe on her just so she can get her dopamine hit and then promptly say, "Nope". You can't dump her if she already dumped you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/20 04:55 PM
14

Can you imagine trades such as welding, plumbing, electrical, hvac, etc being told they needed to have a 50-50 gender workforce? America would grind to a freakin halt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/20 12:25 PM
11

I dated this really hot chick once. Went shoe shopping with her and got my first migraine the same day. Coincidence, I think not.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/20 12:21 PM
4

A whole fucking DECADE, and still at it? Sorry, but that author failed. They failed hard, and they are STILL failing. The saying, "It's not a bug, it's a feature" comes to mind as to how she's rationalizing it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/20 02:46 PM
9

She also knows that mature men (who have their life together) won't put up with her nonsense whereas a boy might. She doesn't want to date that which she can't manipulate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/20 02:38 PM
14

The true irony is that had he said, "Yep, let's get divorced" she would have freaked out and been all, "How can you say that? Don't you think what we have should be saved?". Indifference is kryptonite.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/20 12:14 PM
5

That's why "competitive victimhood" is a real term in woke culture.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/20 11:58 AM
11

I hear the 2019 Psychic Convention was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/20 11:56 AM
13

Yep, she was just looking for someone to confirm what she'd already decided to do.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/20 11:55 AM
2

Competitive victimhood insures that FDS will be exempt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/20 07:02 PM
18

No, I'm the luckiest guy in the world because I refuse to get mixed up in your baby drama.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/20 12:05 PM
6

Once you've banged 1,000 pussies, you aren't exactly itching and burning to bang one more I've sometimes wondered about guys that do porn and what it must do to their psyche. Having sex day after day after day after day must certainly wear on a guy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/07/20 05:08 PM
22

Kinda pisses you off at the whole thing when here we are having to literally scratch and claw for every inch of getting some only for Chad to show up, drop $5 and get easy head. Growing up, my oldest brother was Chad. He was handsome, outgoing and girls just flocked to him. One time we were at a bar with a friend of his who was chatting up this girl. He seemed to be making some headway when my brother walked up and said, "Howdy. How are you?" to the chick and she promptly walked off with him. Hi…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/07/20 05:01 PM
10

The only caveat there is that she has to be at least somewhat interested in you already and you need to express you might be interested in her, otherwise you'll just be another random guy she assumes has zero interest or is too "intimidated" to talk to her. You forgot the, "He must be gay" excuse.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/07/20 02:16 PM
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Don't forget the fourth step where she cries, "Where are all the good men" when 6'2", 6 figure, 6 pack Chad doesn't come knocking on her door. That or she "settles" and stews in her disappointment for the rest of her days.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/20 04:35 PM
4

There are exceptions, and this is one of them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/20 04:29 PM
17

Meanwhile, the only guys that come out of these college programs are soy boys that women want nothing to do with (sexually, that is).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/20 12:14 PM
23

I heard a statement the other day that was enlightening. Have you ever noticed that disciplines that have the word "Science" tacked on to them are the least scientific? Meanwhile, Math, Physics, Astronomy, Geology, etc are hard sciences that have no need for the word "Science" to be added.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/20 11:58 AM
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I'm guessing she kicked her husband to the curb thinking Gigachad was just one swipe away and got served a heaping dose of humble pie. She's obviously got an overinflated sense of her own beauty and wonders why no one quite agrees with her. She might have a great figure but that's about it. Her face is "meh" and those tattoos up and down her arm don't do her any favors.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/20 06:05 PM
2

stewardesses went to Captain to cry because an "ugly" 5,5feet tall crewman was hitting on her Let me guess, he said "Hi" to her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/20 11:42 AM
1

The only photos that are close to current are the two top ones. The close ups are not.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/20 01:48 PM
7

pro-equality stance They're not looking for equality. They're looking for equity. Equality is equal opportunity. Equity is equal outcome.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/20 01:45 PM
0

Like a chameleon in a bag of Skittles.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/20 12:05 PM
26

My wallet; My choice
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/20 11:56 AM
2

One willing to give her a place to flop, feed her, let her bathe once a month (whether she needs it or not) and never say or do anything she deems "offensive".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/20 12:25 PM
2

Well go me down!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/07/20 12:19 PM
14

down to earth Yeeeeeeeah, riiiiiiiiiiight.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/07/20 02:53 PM
2

'Insurance agent' = shitty job that pays fuck all My first thought was that she's basically working poor. Spends all her money on clothing, shoes, rent and the like and has nothing left over at the end of the month. Mooches off friended zone guys and sugar daddies for those expensive dinners.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/07/20 12:54 PM
1

"Open to other locations" = Pay for me to move No thanks. Florida can keep you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/07/20 12:47 PM
7

and how drunk she used to get still gets? There, that's more accurate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/20 12:31 PM
1

If you really want to get under their skin, compliment a woman on a flaw like a crooked smile or a small blemish on her face. You'll be in her head rent-free for years.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/20 12:26 PM
5

They don't, but you're supposed to validate them anyway so they can decide whether you were worthy of validating them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/20 12:23 PM
22

This reminds me of a saying they have in recovery programs, "A relapse starts long before any drug or alcohol is consumed".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/20 12:46 PM
5

"I've got to stay and convince these misguided souls of the error of their ways. They NEED my help!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/20 12:43 PM
2

Now we know why one piece bathing suits were invented.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/07/20 12:22 PM
5

when I confront a feminist I'd advocate just avoiding them. Confronting them won't change their opinions and will just open you up to ridicule and cancel culture nonsense. Besides, Chad would just say, "Yeah, whatever. Wanna smash?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/20 01:17 PM
23

I think she meant to say abusive all the time. 'Cause, you know, men.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/20 01:08 PM
2

The only thing a woke man is going to get from this woman is a guided tour of the friend zone. Edit: Completely rewrote.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/20 12:56 PM
1

But she sold it on Poshmark a year later for $500 so she considers herself a financial genius second only to Warren Buffett.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/20 12:49 PM
9

The fact that she identifies herself this way makes me think she's probably a "champagne socialist".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/20 12:24 PM
6

"APPLAUSE, n. The echo of a platitude." -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/20 12:22 PM
18

Hey now, those shoes, purses, jewelry, sunglasses, seasonal wardrobes, iPhones, and every other luxury good aren't going to buy themselves!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/20 12:20 PM
6

I think her soul has been tattooed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/07/20 06:29 PM
5

I think it's one of those crazy logic puzzles that doesn't really have an answer. Let's call it the "Schrödinger's Cat Lady" problem.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 12:38 PM
2

OMG, you’re so special! Most people love to cry and suffer. Unfortunately, judging from current events, I think your sarcasm might be a reflection of the truth. Edit: Rephrased
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 12:28 PM
1

Why swipe right if you're not going to talk pay, listen, obey? Fixed that for you sweetie.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 12:27 PM
6

Like all the punk rockers in the 80's who dressed exactly the same but walked around accusing everyone else of being a conformist.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 12:19 PM
2

She should have left out the color in her tattoo. That way you could use her as a coloring book. "Hand me the pink marker"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 12:16 PM
13

That or corrupted firmware.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 12:01 PM
43

More Welfare + more child support = "blessing"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 12:00 PM
6

OMG, thanks for the suggestion. I think I'll ignore it, just like she would me!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 11:57 AM
2

fishing boats More like pirate vessels.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 11:55 AM
17

Chad?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/20 04:28 PM
15

Hahahaha. Thanks for the laugh!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/20 04:24 PM
8

Because the alternative is soul crushing?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/20 11:59 AM
17

Procreation procrastination "What do we want?" "Children" "And when do we want them?" "Once the carousel stops!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/20 11:58 AM
25

Yeah, she ain't dressed like a lawyer.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/20 02:43 PM
2

Metamucil to the rescue!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/20 02:42 PM
29

Interesting, I'd never thought about the sunk cost fallacy in relation to women but you're right. They waste their youth and then refuse to change their behavior, choosing instead to "double down" on their demands without any leverage to back it up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/20 07:39 PM
5

Single mothers can get everything they need from big daddy govt with the notable exception of commitment from men. It must be incredibly irritating to get so much support without any effort but then fall flat on their face because men won't cooperate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/20 01:42 PM
2

just stabbed her betabux in the back and wants …and wants you to help bury the body.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/20 12:01 PM
2

Someone yesterday was asking about the "Thousand Cock Stare". This, my friends, is it!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/20 12:00 PM
3

Frickin Saxons! ;-)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/06/20 11:56 AM
11

British women go downhill looks-wise fast by 27- 28. What is it about Britain that causes this? A friend of mine who was posted in England while in the Air Force said the same thing. He basically said, "The women in England go down hill really fast".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/20 12:49 PM
24

Don't beat yourself up. Sh*t happens and you've learned a valuable lesson. In the club and riding in the uber you were a mystery to her but once she got to your place she was able to bring you into better focus and see where you fit in her ambitions. Unfortunately her ambitions don't involve you as a person but only as a utility, a means to an end. In a messed up way she gave you a compliment when she saw that you were valuable enough to skip the cheap sex and go straight for the wallet. I'll be…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/06/20 12:43 PM
1

About me: I'm a Train wreck. The words you're looking for is "train" and "wreck".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/20 12:27 PM
50

Used to just lurk for the lulz While a lot of what you read here is funny, pathetic and sad, there's a serious side too. While consequences are easily avoided by women, for men they can be downright life threatening. Sounds like you dodged a bullet with your crazy blonde.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/20 01:33 PM
46

It's only cheating if she "loves" the other guy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/20 12:25 PM
1

The only woman that cares about a guy's feelings is their mom, and even that is a limited time offer.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/06/20 11:47 AM
3

I sincerely don’t understand the consistent lack of self awareness here. Oh, they're aware. Trust me, they're aware. It's why you should only pay attention to how they act, not what they say.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/20 08:10 PM
5

Do you really want to know, or are you just trolling?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/20 11:59 AM
51

Our physical chemistry was good, but our verbal chemistry was terrible. Poor Todd, he just didn't talk enough. What a stupid fuck for not endlessly ask her to blather on for hours pretending to get to know her. That or he talked TOO MUCH. He may have been so blue pilled that he thought she cared about his feelings, his struggles, his insecurities and all the other stuff women have absolutely no interest in.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/20 11:54 AM
16

Thanks for the laugh!!!!!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/20 04:51 PM
68

This reminds me of a neighbor I had. Back in the day she filled out that giant eHarmony question only to be told there literally wasn't anybody that matched with her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/20 04:47 PM
13

Sharp eye. That's messed up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/20 04:38 PM
6

I hear you. Probably dodged a bullet.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/20 02:06 PM
10

It's taken way too long but I've finally learned that women don't want to be part of the planning, they want it to "just happen". You would have had better success if you'd said, "I'm going to take a vacation in Taipei, you're welcome to come along". When she said, "I'll think about it" the proper response would be, "Well I'm going whether you do or not but you can come if you like".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/20 12:37 PM
2

Me: "But you said you ate chicken" Her: "WRONG!!!! I said I like free range cocks"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/20 12:27 PM
92

non racist Probably has mixed race kids. Shrewd observation. Edit: Formatting
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/20 05:55 PM
11

Calm down Mr. Lecter. Put that chianti down and cool it with the fava beans.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/06/20 01:13 PM
2

To her, that's misery And social media has made it easier than ever for misery to find the company it so desparately seeks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/06/20 12:38 PM
3

One of college classmates is a woman who, by today's standards, "has it all". A prestigious job with salary to match. Apartments in NYC and Paris. A boyfriend (last time I checked) who is younger than her (she's 55). She's a published author with a popular book she promotes endlessly (to the point that I blocked her on social media). Meanwhile, she's hollow inside and actually admitted it a while back at an alumni event. Being childless left a void that she never imagined. Who knew a few decades…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/06/20 12:35 PM
12

That's my thought too. I'm picturing her as being to total blabbermouth who won't shut up. "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah my stupid coworker. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah my stupid boss. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah our stupid President. But enough about me, let's talk about me."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/20 12:14 PM
1

She doesn't care. Wow, that makes two of us!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/20 11:58 AM
10

Finally, a lady to bring home to meet insult mom and steal her wallet and iPhone while she's not looking! FTFY
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/20 11:55 AM
15

From what I understand weed is pretty expensive these days and she'd rather someone else pay for it (along with everything else).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/20 11:54 AM
6

But change takes discipline and work, and princesses don't need to change anyway because they're perfect the way they are. The irony is that back in the day an actual Princess probably took a lot of discipline and work. Especially if she was in the line of succession. Definitely would have to remain a virgin and pay attention to her weight. She needed to be good wife material as her most valuable asset was her ability to strengthen alliances by marrying and bearing children. She couldn't be naiv…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/20 04:45 PM
9

"Your Jedi mind-tricks don't work on me."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/06/20 04:36 PM
8

I've grown up seeing the joke credited to Lewis Grizzard.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/20 12:00 PM
1

Somehow I don't think "Atlas Shrugged" is on her bookshelf.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/20 11:55 AM
3

I'm sure she can find guys who won't care who she fucks. The problem is she wants a guy who DOES care about who she f*cks. If he doesn't care, he's not committed. She wants him to be committed, while she's not.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/20 02:39 PM
4

I want those stupid butterflies and goosebumps This is literally the definition of "tingles". They cause stupid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/20 09:53 PM
12

OMG, I need a t-shirt with this on it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/20 11:42 AM
7

Thank goodness I'd have to register and sign in to view the picture.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/20 06:28 PM
15

Yeah, best men and groomsmen are like, "Ok, I'll pick up my tux. What time should I be there?" Wedding planning done. Edit: grammar
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/20 04:18 PM
43

True, but men are always obsessing over "Their big day" it's all men talk about I'll bet if you did a poll you'd find most guys dreaded their wedding day. All the planning, all the drama, all the bullsh*t and for what, a couple of rings and a lifetime of quiet desperation.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/20 10:32 AM
11

Can't a case be made for all women being attracted to bad boys? Just because the low value women act on it doesn't mean higher value women don't fantasize about it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/20 10:22 AM
24

Bad fiction at that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/06/20 10:14 AM
5

Many young men today have little to bring to the marriage bargain Marriage is many things, but it's not ever a "bargain". Losing half your stuff is even worse.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/20 03:48 PM
2

Thanks for the laugh.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/20 10:18 AM
3

I'm honored.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/20 10:17 AM
4

I'm ready to settle = Stop the world, I want to get off When I say stop, I mean stop working, stop giving her man sex, stop paying bills, stop caring about her looks, stop pretty much everything that required work. I swear, women honestly think that they can go from being a productive member of society to doing absolutely nothing in the blink of an eye. It's kind of an, "Effort is for suckers" mentality which they see as being temporary. Women like this go from being children, to being adults (w…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/20 10:14 AM
1

She can set up a direct deposit. She'll just need the routing number from your checking account.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/20 08:19 PM
11

"And look Mother, the littlest one has set fire to your Range Rover" "They grow up so fast son. They grow up so fast"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/20 08:16 PM
6

have some other guys cum in your hair Back in the 70s there was a shampoo called "Gee, your hair smells terrific" (I'm not kidding, Google it). She should market one called "Gee, your hair smells like cum".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/20 08:08 PM
10

the garbage man provides us with an essential service But I'll bet she can provide us with essential oils! Edit: spelling
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/20 11:04 AM
35

It's easy say you're strong and independent when you don't have to be strong and independent.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/20 06:26 PM
5

I spent the first two years of college having the hots for this one girl. Finally went out with her and when I kissed her it was the biggest letdown imaginable. It was so lifeless as to be kinda creepy. I wonder if this guy had built her up in his mind only to find her the most boring lay he'd ever had. Wouldn't surprise me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/20 06:21 PM
24

never date a woman with a PhD (unless you, too, have a PhD) In that case, it can't hurt to have a Nobel Prize.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/20 02:06 PM
148

Indifference is the kryptonite that no woman can overcome.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/20 02:04 PM
28

Her idea of "sharing" = Shut up, I'm talking.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/20 01:13 PM
2

Touché
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/20 01:09 PM
14

It sounds like she really likes your attention, but has a lot of attachment/avoidance issues. You could save her ruin your life if you compassionately goad her into working her problems out. Fixed that for you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/20 10:17 AM
7

If you're in the yard resting on cinder blocks, you might be a single mom.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/05/20 11:18 PM
11

I can't escape the suspicion that these kids (face it, they're children in adult bodies) yearn for someone to put the limits on them that their parents never did. This is the consequence of "participation trophies", "use your inside voice" and other sensitive new-age parenting nonsense. Of course it's far too late and far too dangerous to attempt to give them some semblance of structure but it doesn't mean they don't subconsciously desire it. Edit: spelling
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/05/20 05:12 PM
0

I think the person that wrote this is her brother. Anyone else agree?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/20 10:56 AM
18

After reading all her blah, blah, blah I've reached the following conclusion: Remember High School? Remember the girl who would ask guys to help her with her homework? Remember how she would get pissy if you declined to help her out? Remember how she would call you a baby and tell her friends that you were a jerk? Remember how she would laugh if anyone who wasn't on the football team asked her out? Well, this is her all grown up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/20 10:53 AM
12

Let's unpack the author's brief bio. A frustrated romantic. Disney Princess mode activated. Prince Charming will be along any minute to whisk her away from this mundane existence. Extremely irritated to be kept waiting for so long. Multifaceted One dimensional, boring. creative visionary Has read too many Linkedin profiles for her own good. & influencer Forget Bitcoin. Orbiters are the currency of the future. OG. She watched "Scarface" once. A bi-coastal babe Chads on every shore. w/ a penchant …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/20 12:42 AM
30

Let me get this straight. She's standing around waiting for someone to show up. Yep. As they say, "Women don't compete. They wait at the finish line for the winner".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/05/20 04:25 PM
8

I’m a lawyer. We are NOT anything special. Pretty sure truck drivers do a hell a lot of more than most of us when it comes to supporting society. You'll be glad to know I heard Saul Goodman's voice as I read that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/05/20 10:17 AM
15

I thought it means she wants to have lesbian sex with Demi Moore.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/20 09:14 AM
5

This is why guys don't read profiles.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/20 09:11 AM
4

Dude. Underrated comment! Have an upvote!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/20 11:19 PM
2

17 mile is too close dude. I'm sorry but it's time to move.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/20 12:24 PM
86

Translation: "so much love to give" = So much attention, validation and resources to absorb
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/20 12:22 PM
55

Welcome to the clown world that is r/datingoverforty. Meanwhile she's gotten 100 upvotes and a boatload of "Men can't handle a strong woman" comments. And in other news, SpankKing has probably been permanently banned for speaking the truth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/20 10:20 AM
57

A woman's ability to rationalize even the most absurd decisions is often referred to as "hamster" thinking. Edit: word added
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/20 06:09 PM
13

Rabid feminism cured that. Even if she was more traditional, Emma Watson lives on a level of wealth and prestige that demands any love interest exceed her by a comfortable margin. We're talking stratospheric levels of looks, wealth, intelligence and fame that narrows the field to only a handful of men across the entire world.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/20 10:33 AM
2

Clown world indeed That or the NBA or WWE.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/20 10:32 AM
4

I think I've decoded it. It's a double contraction of "f*cks" and "does not". In context it works perfectly. "I'm a single mom who f#cks and does not know what she wants anymore." Edit: formatting
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/20 09:53 AM
12

That's why I stopped reading. Gotta protect the old gray matter mate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/20 09:48 AM
2

I'd like to order one me to go. And make it snappy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/05/20 09:45 AM
4

Looks like someone's kid(s) aged out of the child support system.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/20 10:09 AM
12

Actual CEOs don't have time for that, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, actual CEOs are utter animals who live to work. If the average Joe could walk in their shoes they'd bag out after half a day and go home to take a nap.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/20 10:08 AM
2

"Put the baked goods down and back away slowly"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/20 08:54 PM
4

Like putting in the oil after your motor seizes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/20 02:32 PM
2

Yeah, she could learn a thing or two by reading "Faust".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/20 09:19 AM
8

If she actually met Jesus she'd be like, "OMG, you are sooooo boring"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/20 09:13 AM
1

I honestly read, "…sophisticated, soylent women…" the first time I looked at this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/20 04:58 PM
3

Good mod.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/05/20 04:44 PM
11

Translation: "I met plenty of hawt Tyrones on Tinder but none of them are willing to commit. I was hoping I'd meet more hawt Tyrones on Bumble who are willing to commit."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/20 07:46 PM
8

C'mon dude, watching grass grow is where it's at!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/20 10:22 AM
44

"Y'all won" today and the wall will win tomorrow.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/20 11:50 PM
1

C'mon man, he could build an indoor roller coaster, a rock climbing wall, a Ferris wheel made from discarded couches, Roomba bumper cars, a water show with lights and sound. The list is endless!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/20 10:18 AM
2

DAILY DOUBLE
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/20 11:21 AM
5

One day AI or machine learning will crack the female psyche and you'll be able to see a code API for their shit. Fatal Error. System Corrupted. Reinstall to continue.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/20 11:20 AM
10

So some stupid camwhore camwhores herself out for money and then 25 years later ends up as CEO or some shit and right when they're about to announce their IPO, all 200 hours of their videos leaks out When this happens (and you know it will) it's going to be a media circus of long-winded editorials and rationalizations on why it's unfair.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/20 11:14 AM
28

I'm not asking for child support… Yeah, right. Once she talks with an attorney she'll change her tune. I don't really know how to act with a man when there isn't so much tension and resentment in the relationship. If drama was a drug she'd definitely be an addict. How do I be more feminine to be alluring to the right people? Right people = Guys with money
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/20 10:57 AM
46

Throws phone under steamroller just to be sure.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/20 07:21 PM
19

Because relationships are about solving the problems you wouldn't have if you were single. Duh.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/20 07:16 PM
43

It's part of our evolutionary biology, if you sleep around (or engage in slutty activities like selling nudes, it makes no difference to our instincts) our hindbrains are deathly afraid that any children you bear aren't ours. Thanks for plainly stating something I'd never taken the time to properly analyze myself. Spot on!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/20 07:09 PM
12

"I have a decent career established" As I mentioned in a comment above, I think this girl comes from a wealthy family and has connections but her parents probably made her getting a degree a requirement for having access to the metaphorical brass ring.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/20 03:49 PM
4

Don't feel bad. I purposefully spent my last two years of college celibate because I knew that the last thing I needed was a relationship mucking everything up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/20 03:47 PM
13

she's in a sorority Q: How does an ugly girl get into a sorority? A: She's legacy with family connections. Meanwhile she sees her sisters (who are attractive) going on dates, having boyfriends and/or hooking up and wonders why she's not getting the same treatment.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/20 03:36 PM
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