She'll be your hiking partner, you do the rest

JimBagleaducia · 2020-05-04T16:21:28+00:00

Why is it so hard to find a guy who wants to prep, pitch the tent lug water while I take selfies?

DangZagnut · 2020-05-04T16:25:59+00:00

If I'm out doing all that awesome shit, why do I need you again?

Old_snowboarder · 2020-05-04T16:49:01+00:00

Not even divorced yet and ready to jump back on the cock carousel. And they say it's men that are fixated with sex!

askmrcia · 2020-05-04T16:50:18+00:00

She's 30+ going through a divorce and think her outdoor activities is the reason men don't want to be with her?

Also I live in flat ass central Ohio and the hiking thing is the most annoying activity that women claim they do here for a hobby. They try and make themselves come across as unique when the only decent place they hiked at was hocking hills.

A place that literally everyone who has lived in the area for more then two years have been to multiple times. It's not even worth mentioning to people that you "hiked" there.

Everywhere else that's considered a hike is literally a walk through the woods, but a lot of women here will make it seem like it's equivalent to hiking in the Smokies or Rockies.

xMB99 · 2020-05-04T16:59:15+00:00

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sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-05-04T16:54:42+00:00

Translation: I need someone to pay leisure activities because my gravy train just derailed.

tuat98 · 2020-05-04T16:45:44+00:00

If she’s just looking to relieve stress why look for a man specifically? Sounds more like she’s looking for the next man while divorcing the last.

flagsblack · 2020-05-04T16:28:02+00:00

It's not, she's just ugly and/or a bitch.

Literally that's all guys want out of women haha

aniani04 · 2020-05-04T18:27:21+00:00

She had to mention she's going through divorce, throwing a bone saying "Take my mind off all the stress", with some chad dick that is.

moorekom · 2020-05-04T22:35:15+00:00

Adventure "partner": you do all the work and she will just bring her stinky ass and mouth full of complaints. Sounds like a deal to me.

Scourmont · 2020-05-05T03:25:31+00:00

Best thing about camping is silence. Silence and women are polar opposites so I'm just gonna nope outta this one.

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-05-05T15:47:52+00:00

"I NEED I NEED ME ME ME I NEED ME ME ME"

Wonder why she's getting divorced?

houseoftolstoy · 2020-05-05T04:06:11+00:00

Sometimes I see a post, wondering what could be wrong with the profile. Then I see a big problem:

35 years old and going thro a divorce

And here we see a reference to a divorce. Guess what she is going to need to explain? Why is she getting divorced? Did she choose a man she could not bear to stay committed to, whether it be that "he changed" (a common reason given) or that she "fell out of love?" Regardless of the reason given, it is not going to reflect well on you if you have the elephant in the room of an impending divorce. Any man with a brain should be asking the questions about why she is having a divorce, because if she wants you to be the next man to be her husband, she is going to have to explain how it will not end up the same as it did with her previous husband.

If the husband was indeed a bad man, she should not have married him in the first place. Too many women claim that they could not have known that their husband was a bad man, which indicates that either she has poor judgement in character or she is deflecting blame in the relationship by making the man seem like the bad guy. If the husband was not a bad man, why is she divorcing him? Marriage should be a lifetime commitment, not a "lifetime commitment unless I no longer feel like it". How can any man want to commit to a woman who has a history of breaking her commitment?

Whatever the reasons for divorce, the explanation is not going to reflect well on her.

Faulkey · 2020-05-05T11:48:34+00:00

The point of camping is to get away from women

hozarkmoca · 2020-05-04T23:13:16+00:00

No, you freak. Go outside by yourself.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-05-05T00:23:03+00:00

I'll gladly take her hiking. And leave her in the woods. Problem solved. Next!

jihocech · 2020-05-05T09:06:32+00:00

Too old!

DaftZack · 2020-05-05T15:00:22+00:00

My ex was all about the "hiking" but we never finished a single fucking hike.

2020-05-05T04:03:09+00:00

First: Because hiking, camping and fishing are awesome activities we don't want to get ruined by a bitching and nagging ballsbuster. And they are way better done in silence. Simple at that.

Second: We've read your requirements. Once again, it's all about what YOU "want" and "need". What do you offer? What do you have exactly that will enhance an outdoor experience? It doesn't look very good from where I stand.

tosernameschescksout · 2020-05-05T10:13:19+00:00

What stands out here is that this is the perfect example of women being myopic.
I'm this, and this is what I'm about, and if you can be this too, then we'll just be two peas in a pod.

No, sorry. No, we won't.
Life isn't about camping or finding a camping partner. Them's liar words.

Life is 99% at home, Netflix and Chill, dealing with the day to day, the nine to five grind, and having awkward (often forced) conversations over dinner... That's where people either hack it or they fail.

Why are there zero profiles by women that just admit the truth about what they and their life are really like?

Astral-Projector · 2020-05-05T16:17:55+00:00

Women, they just want and want and want. She offers nothing. Go figure that she is going through a divorce. Bahahah

godworksout · 2020-05-05T00:39:14+00:00

GO ᗪO IT Oᑎ YOᑌᖇ Oᗯᑎ

2020-05-06T02:06:58+00:00

Lol well let me guess, why all men aren't out in the wilderness fishing drinking and wanking all day they probably have a job, just like your ex husband who's probably working three jobs to pay for the legal fees and child support.

yuvrajsama · 2020-05-04T18:48:27+00:00

she need a dopamine and butterfly in life .

hey marry tarzan he will be ok

Buchwild · 2020-05-05T02:58:30+00:00

For those of you that aren't aware, this was posted on Craigslist, I know because browse trucks and off road vehicles from there from time to time. Only the quality women post on the Craigslist personal ads /s

Natuasi · 2020-05-08T04:42:51+00:00

An adventure partner. Wow.

rayedward363 · 2020-05-10T02:55:44+00:00

At first I was a little confused, then the divorce was mentioned and it all clicked.

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