Ex Found Her On Tinder

Joaquino7997 · 2021-03-09T23:33:07+00:00

"...so if responsibility scares you..."

I hate this passive-aggressive shit. It should read:

"...so if taking on another man's responsibility scares you..."

sleepyweaselisawake · 2021-03-10T00:02:29+00:00

A phlebotomist. Damn, she's rollin' in the $12 an hour gangsta life.

Redhood616 · 2021-03-10T03:54:41+00:00

She’s probably trickle truthing. Kevin probably had suspicions she was being unfaithful so he did one of the easiest things a man can do in these situations create a tinder account and search for her profile. I bet if he instead asked to see her phone, she’d have vehemently refused and labeled him an insecure sexist

Plastic-Candy-4193 · 2021-03-10T04:54:01+00:00

Wait, she's shitting on men who get vaccinated?

Wow

the-4th-survivor · 2021-03-10T00:00:18+00:00

So she doesn't like the school of hard knocks...what if I said I went to the university of life?

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-03-10T03:36:45+00:00

responsibility

Ahh, men and their gallant, sacred, chivalrous and traditional old-timey duties are sorely required by Miss Tinder Twokids, the proudly modern slut-goddess of today.

If your Tinder bio is bragging about getting the covid vaccine...

Yeah, vaccines are stupid. Your kids probably won't get mumps anyway, so why bother.

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2021-03-10T03:48:43+00:00

The ex was not wrong about her being a whore.

Jake-Orion · 2021-03-10T00:23:14+00:00

school of phlebotomy

Gentlemen, can't get any closer to blood sucking parasite than that.

Rob141414 · 2021-03-09T23:40:50+00:00

Line up gents!

NakedlyStripped · 2021-03-10T05:43:04+00:00

She's right about the "school of hard knocks" thing. That generic garbage makes me cringe seeing it in profiles.

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-03-10T06:11:36+00:00

I had the covid vaccine bros, that's me out. The responsibility is yours.

jjetter · 2021-03-10T07:46:02+00:00

Odds are that one of his friends told him that she was on Tinder. Anti-vaxxers can not be trusted to tell the truth about anything.

ChadThunderJunk · 2021-03-10T02:37:48+00:00

Added anti-vaxxer for the cringe.

_Nequis_ · 2021-03-10T07:12:05+00:00

What should "bragging about getting the covid vaccine" even mean? I bet it's people putting it in their bio as a disclaimer feeling it's something worth mentioning but she's too fucking dumb to take it at face value.

IncorrigibleLee86 · 2021-03-10T13:03:20+00:00

Seems like every man, literally every man, the baby daddy & the new step dad candidate can't stand to be with her. Surely THEY are the ones in the wrong. Not this perfect angel with 2 kids & 2 dog. Sign right up guys. Who wants to be priority #5 in her life {until she finds prince charming on tinder while side banging some Chads}???

Fuck me dead.
This is why escorts are cheaper. Can you imagine the mental health issues this train wreck causes to every man in her vicinity???

sony_anumo · 2021-03-10T08:00:09+00:00

Stinks of havent gotten over ex, everything is focused towards it.

Do men actually put school of hard knocks in their bio? i figured that was something super common women did to make it look like they arent fiscally useless

mkraven · 2021-03-10T08:08:02+00:00

Anti vax as well by the sounds of it. Truely peak IQ.

galizaceive · 2021-03-10T10:51:37+00:00

I have a long list of requirements and a blank sheet of thing to offer.

Diogenes-- · 2021-03-10T12:08:11+00:00

I have two kids and two dogs so if responsibility scares you...

"I'm so amazing and perfect and God's gift. I know what I DESERVE! The man I need is responsible! to make up for my own irresponsible choice to let Chad, Brad, and Thad jizz in me. I'd never admit this to myself, much less anyone else, but all the brave empowerment jazz is just to make myself feel better about being just one more worthless whore in this clown world. So give me money and be my father, that's what us whores really want."

meerita · 2021-03-10T09:02:39+00:00

She even failed to monkey branch that she had to enter Tinder. Pitiful.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2021-03-10T14:37:42+00:00

u/kevin32

Best to swipe left on this tinder ho. You can call yourself goodmansaysfuckyou for a little while if you want, but be careful she is a vampire in training.

Liostesis · 2021-03-10T21:14:22+00:00

Your kids aren't my responsibility

TitySuker · 2021-03-11T09:26:10+00:00

I have a Mortgage and Car Note that I would like you to pay for...if that kind responsibility for my assets scares you then you're a pussy.

One-Move · 2021-03-10T03:14:13+00:00

I don’t recall who is lower on the nurse totem pole CNA or that job

James_Soften · 2021-03-10T11:02:24+00:00

"2 kids probably not Kevin's either, definitely not a whore tho"

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-03-10T14:33:26+00:00

Downside: Tattoos, Foodie, 2 kids, 2 dogs, Tinderella and cheating

Upside: Kevin caught her

Phlebotomist suck blood, Foodies suck calories, kids need money, dogs have flees, and Tinderella suck dees. Where's the upside?

Faulkey · 2021-03-10T22:22:14+00:00

At least she’s against the jab

yomo86 · 2021-03-11T10:53:14+00:00

Bringing two innocent souls in this world who will now grow up in an always broke single parent home, with a father who was obviously not fit for it says more about her than her ex-partner.

BluepillProfessor · 2021-03-10T03:32:38+00:00

Kevin got turned down.

swiftdickens · 2021-03-12T01:18:52+00:00

What’s wrong with letting people know you’re vaccinated? Jesus

jmpires · 2021-03-13T07:24:41+00:00

Home Alone 5, she ditches every Kevin on earth.

Brick_Onator · 2021-03-15T05:06:34+00:00

Damn so this is the toxic side of Reddit I've heard about

Title	Ex Found Her On Tinder
Author	Illhavewhathe
Upvotes	223
Comments	78
Date	March 9, 2021 11:21 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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