Sometimes, not even the AI can successfully hide when you're a giant pain in the keister

kevin_bean · 2025-07-28T23:42:50+00:00

So she wants a successful , generous guy (aka. ATM doormat) to fund her broke 41 year old ass and what does she bring to the table? Someone else's kid and a body that's been made to look at as gross and unappealing to men as possible by covering it in tats and getting the "dyke special" at the hair salon. The cherry on top is probably herpes that she no doubt received from one of her "wonderful experiences".

LordGraygem · 2025-07-29T00:14:31+00:00

42, butch cut and hazard colored hair, "I don't have a real job" nails, and a variety of lovely doodles on her arms (no doubt matched by similar doodles in places not readily visible). The blocked out face makes it hard to determine whether there's any little bits of metal decorating it, but in light of the hair and the ink, I'm going to go ahead and say that there's a couple.

Divorced, check.

Single mom, check.

Can't be bothered to set a realistic age range on her desired partner, check. (Though I really do hope she'd at least have enough self-awareness not go cougaring for some guy in her child's potential age range.)

Job is described as "luxury esthetician and entrepreneur," that's interesting if you know what it really means. Now I'm not knocking the esthetician part of that, I've known in passing a few people who referred to their job as that, and they made pretty good money. But the other two words in that description? They just absolutely scream "I hawk overpriced MLM hair and body crap to anyone fool enough to stand still in my line of sight for more than 30 seconds."

Yeah, I don't even need to read the rest of this, the intro already has already warned me of what sort of mess this is going to be.

Joaquino7997 · 2025-07-28T22:53:09+00:00

I don't like rules, but I value respect.

Is that right?

Tell you what: I am gonna swipe left, and YOU can respect deez nuts!!

Aletheian2271 · 2025-07-29T07:17:38+00:00

Why are women telling men to invest in them? How are women an investment? What does it mean?

Title	Sometimes, not even the AI can successfully hide when you're a giant pain in the keister
Author	Land_of_the_Losers
Upvotes	70
Comments	10
Date	July 28, 2025 10:38 PM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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