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dylanrockz2002/r/askTRP26/06/17 01:18 AM
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dylanrockz2002/r/askTRP29/03/17 05:31 PM
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dylanrockz2002/r/askTRP20/09/17 12:11 AM
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dylanrockz2002/r/seduction11/09/17 12:57 AM
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dylanrockz2002/r/seduction22/12/17 11:11 PM
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dylanrockz2002/r/askTRP11/09/17 01:20 PM
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dylanrockz2002/r/PurplePillDebate29/03/17 05:21 PM
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dylanrockz2002/r/MGTOW16/06/19 01:28 AM
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dylanrockz2002/r/askTRP21/12/17 04:14 AM
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dylanrockz2002/r/MGTOW15/03/18 02:59 PM
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girls can bone with their minges it doesn't need to be a dick
/r/PurplePillDebate07/08/19 10:06 PM
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excuse you but your mum gets just as much enjoyment from boning me as i do from boning her
/r/PurplePillDebate07/08/19 08:15 PM
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No I mean bc she boned me, lol. Bloody hell
/r/PurplePillDebate23/06/19 10:29 PM
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Where did you find that footage of me and your mum
/r/PurplePillDebate23/06/19 10:28 PM
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Your mum is the outlier I guess
/r/PurplePillDebate23/06/19 10:26 PM
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Hmm “stop.” That’s a word I never hear from your mum
/r/MGTOW16/06/19 02:34 AM
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I started on Reddit 2 years ago when I was 12 and that’s not aloud so I told everyone I was 15 and I had to keep going so I just kept saying I was 3 years older than I really am but then I realised it was embarrassing to be a 17 year old virgin so I came clean about being 14,
/r/MGTOW16/06/19 01:56 AM
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I disagree your nan does me very good
/r/MGTOW16/06/19 01:51 AM
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Finally a lad with a sense of humour
/r/MGTOW16/06/19 01:49 AM
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That’s true. I should focus exclusively on your nan.
/r/MGTOW16/06/19 01:49 AM
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By then your mum might lose interest in me
/r/MGTOW16/06/19 01:45 AM
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Your mum makes me happy lol
/r/MGTOW16/06/19 01:40 AM
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I don’t even trust Callum. My dad is in MI6 and I don’t trust anyone bc I inherited his mindset. I’m all about me. And weed lol
/r/MGTOW16/06/19 01:32 AM
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I’m sorry mate
/r/PurplePillDebate24/10/18 12:52 AM
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thanks mate!
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 08:30 PM
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i posted this wicked article i wrote on medium about feminism there: https://medium.com/@dylanrockz2002/i-am-a-16-year-old-boy-here-is-why-i-like-feminism-c47d7dc919a8
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 08:04 PM
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again w the goalposts, yes blokes will hit on more ppl but thats bc it's expected 4 them to make the first move in the first place AND bc men want lots of easy clunge and women usually want relationships. Blokes also have higher sex drives. none of this means that women exclusively go for out of their league blokes
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 07:10 PM
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trust me we all do
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 06:33 PM
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my nan. my nan is always the most ledge.
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 06:11 PM
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u said women only think men think there intellectually inferior bc women are solipstic and think that about themselves but since obviously men do think there inferior (at least u lot do) then how can u be so sure she isn't just stating the obvious also its not like a big secret, you lot talk about how dumb women are online all the bloody time lol
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 06:11 PM
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is that really what blokes here do? now I'm kind of glad trp banned me
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 05:56 PM
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only your mum
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 05:56 PM
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large todger
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 05:55 PM
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I'm obviously the most fun person on PPD and I can ettest to this bc I was banned from both TRP and /r/feminism so obviously I'm a bloody madman lololol
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 05:55 PM
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ok so men actually do think it, thank u for confirming
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 05:53 PM
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thanks mate
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 05:53 PM
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lmao that actually is legit me and i have said that before
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 05:48 PM
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i dont mean u as an individual i mean the argument in general. do u not believe that women only go for men above them? your comment sounded like u were implying it.
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 04:34 PM
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they believe any bloke with a fit female partner must inherantly deserve it but any chick with any male partner must be reaching bc even if he's ugly he's probably rich/funny whatever. so their belief is always "proven"
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 04:26 PM
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lol maybe idk i was just ladding about
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 04:22 PM
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lol good memory it didn't go very well
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 04:22 PM
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u do realize, mate, that you've changed the laws/rules to fulfill the belief that women only go after men above them. if all women have to offer is looks, almost every man is going to be "above" every woman an ugly chick dating a fit bloke- she's going out of her league bc she has nothing else to offer but looks an ugly bloke dating a fit chick- he's not going out of his league bc he probably has something else to make up for being ugly an ugly rich chick dating a average poor bloke- she's still…
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 04:21 PM
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lol i'm 16 and have fingered 3 girls which is more than most of u bellends
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 04:17 PM
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ok but mate you literally just said that she is intellectuflly inferior so she'd actually be right to assume men think it
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 04:17 PM
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lol ppl always say that to me
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 03:34 PM
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if they wouldn't date anyone bc they just wanna smash minge- fine if they wouldn't date her bc she isn't attractive enough for them- no. this is like a woman who would go on a date w/ a guy to get free supper but wouldn't bone him and in your world that means she is not attracted
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 03:34 PM
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lol yea it wasnt funny to me at the time bc i was dealing with realising my dad is in MI6 and i'd prob never see him bc of his cover but we had a laugh about it in retrospect
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 03:33 PM
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bloody hell idk everyone is different and even looks can be subjective, i'm just saying it's not a strictly female thing to be delusional about one's own attractiveness or to go for people more attractive...full stop you lot have somehow rigged the game where all women have is looks but men can "make up for it" with all these other things therefore in your world every man has more to offer than every woman, confirming your own belief
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 02:43 PM
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lol bloody hell so every bloke who scores a girl fitter than him is worthy of it, but every girl who scores a bloke fitter than her is just reaching...the bloody goalposts with you lot anyway the argument isn't who is succesful, it's that both men/women shoot above their league bc everyone wants the best also i'm a bloke myself so i can't speak for women but they care about looks more than most blokes want to believe
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 02:38 PM
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i mean its not hard to look but ok
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 02:36 PM
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i am english but i am not black i just kind of have a jamaican vibe about me
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 02:30 PM
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i have 74 followers on reddit check my profile mate
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 02:28 PM
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ok but that is one person, i have seen too many blokes at my school consistantly go after girls out of their league to believe this isn't a thing. when my mum was in her 30s she had blokes in their bloody 70s hitting on her and they would never have hit on a bird their own age probably not even a bird in her 50s...it was gross for her and for me lol
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 02:27 PM
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ok well thats one person mate...there are plenty of fat blokes who wouldn't date a fat chick, ugly blokes who wouldn't date an ugly chick you get my point. chicks do it too ofc i'm just saying blokes do it as well.
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 02:25 PM
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no i'm just dylan lol i'm pretty well known on twitter and reddit...just being me i guess
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 02:24 PM
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bloody semantics mate...if they wouldn't date a 5/10 it means they are not attracted to her stop moving the bloody goalposts. if a bloke is only willing to date someone more attractive than him then that's the thing the bloke earlier referenced "only women doing." everyone wants the fittest partner they can get, this is not unique to minge. and considering they think bloody EMMA WATSON is average and she is almost definitely fitter than every bloke on reddit i'm inclined to continue agreeing w/m…
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 02:16 PM
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there are plenty of blokes like this, they just dont realise that they are less attractive than the chicks they go after bc delusion ask on askreddit if any of the blokes would date a 5/10 most would say no, but most people (and most blokes) are 5/10s almost all reddit blokes say 8/10 and above only maybe 7s and i guarantee you most of them are 4s and 5s lmao
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 02:11 PM
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thanks mate it comes from an innate knowledge of minge lol
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 02:07 PM
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have you ever even interacted with people mate, ugly blokes chase after fit chicks all the time I'm 16 and I see this daily lol are you really saying that: ugly blokes never hit on sexy chicks and only fit blokes attempt to cheat? also he said "attracted to" not "actively chase after" but for the sake of argument whatev
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 01:52 PM
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Lads- fun to lad about with, top bant, I can wank with them and it's not gay Birds- wet clunge, tits, usually nicer than lads, my nan is a woman so she automatically makes all women better in my book bc my nan is bloody wicked
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 01:33 PM
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mate calm down lol were just talking about clunge and whatnot no need to get so aggro bloody hell
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 01:32 PM
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true dat my mate, i don't even have money but girls get wet bc i have wicked yeezy trainers and im a dj (and i dont even get paid for being a dj). meanwhile this wanker gerard at my school his dad makes 100 thousand quid but nobody bloody cares bc he's a wanker
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 01:31 PM
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so fat lazy bellends are never attracted to the fit sexy chick at the video game conference? come off it mate this is bloody ridiculous
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 01:30 PM
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so I'm 16 so the girls I'm with are a wee bit younger than the old blokes on here but girls are a lot like guys, they want someone who is fit, good at sex, and who they can have top bant with and that. they actually don't like the blokes much fitter than them and I would know because girls who are the same amount as fit as me are more interested in me than the fat slags outside the Tesco, they don't even look at me lol a girl doesn't want to be the less fit one in the relationship esp if the blo…
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 01:29 PM
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Try your mum bc she'll bone anyone hahahaha wicked
/r/PurplePillDebate23/10/18 01:23 PM
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they want to bone way too much and I'm too busy smoking weed lol they don't want me hanging out with the lads being your mum takes up too much of her time (hahahah you should of seen the look on your face)
/r/PurplePillDebate22/10/18 02:31 PM
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And I’m 16 and I’ve fingered 3 girls so glad to be around a fellow chad
/r/askTRP22/10/18 02:22 AM
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Thanks for letting us know you are banging 3-4 girls a week mate lol
/r/askTRP22/10/18 01:45 AM
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I just tell chicks right away that I have a massive todger. Do you? If not just say you do, turn off the lights and hopefully her minge won’t know the difference.
/r/askTRP22/10/18 01:44 AM
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You should of texted her right away with a pic of your todger....that’s where you fucked up mate
/r/askTRP21/10/18 09:35 PM
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Lol you fucking ledge
/r/askTRP21/10/18 09:25 PM
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Mate I’m sorry that fucking sucks...my mum loves me but I know how u feel bc my dad is in MI6 and can’t contact me because then the terrorists will find him
/r/askTRP21/10/18 09:24 PM
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Lol you are bloody mental
/r/askTRP21/10/18 09:21 PM
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After I’m done with yours
/r/askTRP21/10/18 09:20 PM
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She had well nuff practice w u
/r/askTRP21/10/18 09:20 PM
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Mate it’s a dick.... 8====D
/r/askTRP21/10/18 09:13 PM
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Lol guess that’s what your mum likes
/r/askTRP21/10/18 09:13 PM
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No need to be a hater
/r/PurplePillDebate21/10/18 09:13 PM
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I do, Callum is just one of them. Your mum is another.
/r/askTRP21/10/18 09:12 PM
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Lol if anyone is sucking a cock it’s him sucking mine
/r/askTRP21/10/18 09:12 PM
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Mate fucking look at my post history I’m a real person
/r/askTRP21/10/18 08:37 PM
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Sorry I meant under the pants. She didn’t seem to have a clit though
/r/PurplePillDebate21/10/18 08:36 PM
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Well I’ve fingered 3 girls and one was over the pants so I’m making good progress lol
/r/PurplePillDebate21/10/18 08:36 PM
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I’m 16 but when I’m 35 I’m gonna be boning 18 year olds all the time bc I’ll be a DJ and weed dealer so this is a stupid question
/r/PurplePillDebate21/10/18 08:32 PM
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Hi everyone I took a wee break but I’m back my name is Dylan I’m 16 and I’m getting interested in gender and that...I am a virgin but I have fingered girls before. Also I smoke da ganja lol #420 🍃
/r/PurplePillDebate21/10/18 08:31 PM
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I live with my mum because I’m 16 and I still finger girls all the time lol who cares
/r/askTRP21/10/18 08:24 PM
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She would probably bone them both if she’s anything like your mum
/r/askTRP21/10/18 08:23 PM
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Who bloody cares just bone more minge
/r/askTRP21/10/18 08:21 PM
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bone his gf and then say "bet u regret inviting me now" hahaha it would of been so mental if you actually did that
/r/askTRP19/10/18 03:17 PM
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all i can say is i did more damage to her than your head did haha
/r/PurplePillDebate20/03/18 05:48 PM
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haha thanks mate! Just ladding about and that. ps. i boned your mum haha
/r/PurplePillDebate20/03/18 05:45 PM
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then why is your dad always complaining? I guess bc I'm the one boning your mum and not him hahaha #420
/r/PurplePillDebate20/03/18 05:44 PM
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exhibit A: me right before I boned your mum
/r/PurplePillDebate20/03/18 05:44 PM
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Well judging by the looks of you, your mum reproduced with the wrong bloke hahahaha
/r/PurplePillDebate20/03/18 05:27 PM
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Mate I dont' think sex dolls will replace all women, but I certainly replaced your dad last night when I boned your mum hahahaha
/r/PurplePillDebate20/03/18 02:12 PM
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Then spend more time with her or be prepared for a ledge lad such as myself to take your place hahaha
/r/askTRP20/03/18 02:04 PM
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Your mum has seen it more times than u!
/r/askTRP16/03/18 10:15 PM
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when you grow like every time I see your mum?
/r/askTRP16/03/18 08:33 PM
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haha well it depends on the lad you meet, some of like some top bant
/r/askTRP16/03/18 08:20 PM
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haha not really, and it's not really bc i'm british im just a fucking mental madman hahah most brits dont even trash talk!
/r/askTRP16/03/18 08:18 PM
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oh right the day your mum was born
/r/askTRP16/03/18 08:16 PM
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suck it up what a coincidence thats what i told your mum last night
/r/askTRP16/03/18 08:13 PM
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idk about you mate, but I grow by a good 6 inches when I see your mum! hahaha
/r/askTRP16/03/18 08:07 PM
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he sounds about as coherent as his mum does whilst i bone her haha
/r/askTRP16/03/18 08:06 PM
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every time i come on here each OP manages to be even more of a fucking plonker than the last! why do i even ask you lot for advice when these are the people giving it BLOODY HELL either don't date her or date her, telling her you're just using her for sex means she's gonna get cross and probably leave and find someone else who does want to date her unless you have a todger made of solid gold haha...bloody hell i'm 16 and know more about this shit than you, i'm done here SELECTA
/r/askTRP16/03/18 08:05 PM
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hahaha no doubt mate, wagwan. SELECTA
/r/askTRP16/03/18 08:03 PM
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hahah good on you mate, you're a proper lad. i keep telling him he'd get with girls if he just talked to them but he's shy and then complains that katie price is too ugly for him like bloody hell hahaha
/r/askTRP16/03/18 08:01 PM
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haha you have no idea mate i've TRIED. he isn't ugly or anything but the girls just like me more haha
/r/askTRP16/03/18 07:57 PM
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don't be so quick to assume, we're not talking about your mum here.
/r/askTRP16/03/18 07:56 PM
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mistakes were made like me forgetting your mum's number? tell her to give me a ring haha
/r/askTRP16/03/18 07:55 PM
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mate there's no upper limit for my todger
/r/askTRP16/03/18 07:27 PM
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what a coincidence, that's the same amount of times I boned OP's mum this year! hahaha
/r/askTRP16/03/18 07:27 PM
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hahahaha no doubt mate
/r/askTRP16/03/18 07:16 PM
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oh i'm well aware. SELECTA
/r/askTRP16/03/18 07:07 PM
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even more of us in your mum haha
/r/askTRP16/03/18 07:06 PM
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the same language your mum speaks to me whilst i bone her
/r/askTRP16/03/18 07:03 PM
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well i'm 16 and his mum is like 40 something so the chances she'd be up for it are slim but you never know hahaha
/r/askTRP16/03/18 06:55 PM
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oi mate don't be a bellend. clunge = fanny, lads = mates etc
/r/askTRP16/03/18 06:52 PM
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mate i couldn't even get thru this you LITERALLY made her cry over spilt milk...hahaha i had to take a break mid way whilst reading this to bone your mum, that's how hard it was for me haha why didn't you just save her some milk bloody hell
/r/askTRP16/03/18 06:44 PM
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cmon mate don't be a bellend
/r/PurplePillDebate16/03/18 05:37 PM
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no doubt
/r/PurplePillDebate16/03/18 05:19 PM
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wagwan. taking a bit of time to look thru my post history might explain more of my language and that! i explain it at some point
/r/PurplePillDebate16/03/18 05:05 PM
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no doubt SELECTA #420
/r/PurplePillDebate16/03/18 05:04 PM
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haha thanks mate, your mum feels the same way!
/r/PurplePillDebate16/03/18 05:03 PM
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mate who fucking cares just say thank you this shit is not hard haha and if you want just throw in a comment about your massive todger
/r/askTRP16/03/18 05:01 PM
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Ask your mum, she'll fill you in on the details (just like I filled her in last night) hahaha DOUBLE BANT bloody mental
/r/PurplePillDebate16/03/18 04:59 PM
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mate my mum is a single mum and she takes care of me and is probably going to marry a dentist called nigel who makes like 80 to 90 quid i think...as for my dad, he's in MI6 so he can't leave a trail and who knows where he is right now...I haven't heard from him in years but I'm sure he's out smashing heaps of minge just like me!! If you are asking your parents for advice on pulling clunge then u are clearly just fucked in general. Even if my dad was in my life I wouldn't ask him about minge beca…
/r/PurplePillDebate16/03/18 04:52 PM
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mate i'm too young to be on online dating so I just hang around the parking lot at Nando's and shout shit at fly honeys while I smoke a cheeky cig. works most of the time to be honest, I've probably touched more boobs than every lad here and I'm not even 18 hahaha
/r/PurplePillDebate16/03/18 04:50 PM
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instead of being "nice" start talking to all the chicks about your massive todger (if u have one that is) and ALWAYS mention the todger. Keep it front and center in her mind!
/r/askTRP15/03/18 09:13 PM
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how about my lads, then DA GANJA lol #420, then smoking cigs outside of Nando's...then clunge
/r/MGTOW15/03/18 04:42 PM
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good to know you think about boning your own mum mate...no wonder u are here
/r/MGTOW15/03/18 03:49 PM
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thanks mate! i'll let you know how much clunge i smash when i get back from your nan's house later
/r/MGTOW15/03/18 03:35 PM
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guess that's what your mum likes! certainly explains how u came out hahaha
/r/MGTOW15/03/18 03:32 PM
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it's ok if you don't like my humour. your mum seems to enjoy it!
/r/MGTOW15/03/18 03:32 PM
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the little time you, mate, sound like someone who pops his shot too quickly haha i only have that problem when i'm with your mum
/r/MGTOW15/03/18 03:31 PM
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easy for u to say mate, u see one every time u look in the mirror hahaha
/r/MGTOW15/03/18 03:29 PM
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no worries i'll just go to your mum for help hahah
/r/MGTOW15/03/18 03:28 PM
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it's never a hassle with your mum haha
/r/MGTOW15/03/18 03:25 PM
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ok so mate the red pill has done NOTHING for me. I was going there for a while but I've asked them 3x now how to finger a girl and every time they don't answer me. It's like they've never even SEEN a minge.
/r/MGTOW15/03/18 03:21 PM
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all the girl has to do is exist, i have no trouble mate BELIEVE ME...although with your mum i did struggle a bit
/r/PurplePillDebate15/03/18 03:16 PM
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i see what you are saying mate but on the one hand i do value my time (especially time spent with the lads) but on the other hand I also value time that my todger is in a chick's clunge hahaha decisions decisions.....
/r/MGTOW15/03/18 03:15 PM
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i'm not talking about marrying a chick just boning some clunge
/r/MGTOW15/03/18 03:11 PM
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no way mate will my studies ever be held above callum and the lads. maybe in your world but in my world my mates come first even before me!! What would be the point of studying (i'm gonna be a DJ anyway nice try haha) if I didn't have my lads to help me cheat on the exams? The BANT BUNCH is always #1
/r/MGTOW15/03/18 03:08 PM
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mate i don't bloody understand any of what you're saying here, please do it over in the Queen's English and not clingon or whatever haha
/r/MGTOW15/03/18 03:02 PM
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Feminists think older women can be hot and I agree because I see loads of fit mums that I'd bone any day! Hahaha (including yours)
/r/PurplePillDebate14/03/18 07:49 PM
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mate who bloody cares and by the way I'm 16 and I have fingered more chicks than everyone here and I'm not even THAT fit haha
/r/PurplePillDebate14/03/18 07:48 PM
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mate cool it with all the text just bone her thats what id do and im only 15
/r/askTRP26/01/18 07:07 PM
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well im 15 so i would take that as a compliment and just bone her right there on the bar hahha
/r/askTRP26/01/18 07:07 PM
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mate just bone her friend hahaha thats what i would do and i'm only 15
/r/askTRP15/01/18 12:22 AM
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Oi mate I take the piss with my mate Callum all the time cos he can't get a girl AND his parents just got divorced hahaha what a saddo. but he knows I am just being a lad, I do care about the bloke (before anyone says it, I'm not fucking bent so don't even go there, I swear on me nan's grave.) Anyway I am sure they are just being lads!! stop being a bellend and take the piss with them.
/r/askTRP15/01/18 12:21 AM
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No mate. I’m 15 and can’t even drive and fit chicks get wet just LOOKING at me!! Especially your mum. Hahahaha
/r/askTRP30/12/17 06:15 PM
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Why have an LTR at all when you can bone heaps of minge!!!
/r/askTRP30/12/17 06:05 PM
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Lol thanks mate. I have some tips for boning clunge in my post history.
/r/askTRP30/12/17 03:28 AM
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Right after I finish boning your mum lol
/r/askTRP30/12/17 12:55 AM
3

You mean your dad?
/r/askTRP30/12/17 12:47 AM
5

Mate I’m NOT BENT and even if I were I would probably just focus on the todger itself, not the knackers!
/r/askTRP30/12/17 12:44 AM
0

No tips! Well ok mate lol
/r/askTRP30/12/17 12:41 AM
1

Mate you actually believe this woman wants to be incestual with her own bloody daughter?? So they like eat each other’s clunges? Bloody hell Americans are disgusting!
/r/askTRP30/12/17 12:41 AM
1

Mate this is my DREAM! How old are you? I’m 15 and trying to bone my mates mum
/r/askTRP30/12/17 12:40 AM
1

Send her over to me mate. I could make her cum with my todger no need to eat the minge!!
/r/askTRP30/12/17 12:27 AM
0

and i've already boned ur mum
/r/askTRP24/12/17 06:08 PM
5

ok mate thanks for the feedback
/r/seduction23/12/17 12:15 AM
1

Give me a few minutes with your mum and she’ll relax straight away mate...hahahahaha
/r/askTRP23/12/17 12:12 AM
5

No mate!! I’m a Reddit legend but I am all real
/r/seduction22/12/17 11:57 PM
6

Hahaha top bant pal
/r/seduction22/12/17 11:42 PM
3

What exactly have I done wrong? If you don’t agree with my advice it’s okay to just chat about it!
/r/seduction22/12/17 11:25 PM
4

I’m 15 and I’m not settling down until I’m dead!! So much minge being thrown my way already lol
/r/askTRP22/12/17 11:09 PM
2

mate are you trying to bone this clunge or not? if you aren't trying to bone it why do you even fucking care. -dylan
/r/askTRP22/12/17 08:55 PM
2

probably wasn't as excellent as you thought mate. i always leave em wanting more, personally. no complaints mate -dylan
/r/askTRP22/12/17 08:54 PM
3

just take her to nando's. get the peri peri sauce it's top mate. good luck and i hope you enjoy the clunge.
/r/askTRP22/12/17 08:00 PM
1

TLDR mate. If you send her my way I could change up her attitude real fast because my todger is 16 cm and I know how to please a piece of flap.
/r/askTRP21/12/17 09:42 PM
3

Thanks mate!
/r/askTRP21/12/17 04:53 AM
1

you look the same in all. nothing wrong with you mate you got this!! dylan
/r/askTRP21/12/17 04:12 AM
1

mate you look better than my best mate callum and he still does okay with the fit chicks but also we're 15 and callum doesn't attract MILFs the way I do so he's still a virgin but I'll bet my own mum's knickers that he gets laid by the time he gets to college, probably even by year 11!
/r/askTRP21/12/17 04:06 AM
1

what about birds who date younger? i'm 15 and hot milfs fancy me!
/r/PurplePillDebate21/12/17 04:03 AM
0

I'm 15 and I bone heaps of 18 year olds with no trouble, these lads are just blaming society for their small todgers and shit game
/r/PurplePillDebate21/12/17 03:58 AM
0

mate nobody cares about your bike. it's all about the cock size! lol
/r/PurplePillDebate21/12/17 03:57 AM
0

hahaha mate who gives a bloody hell if you look like ed sheeran, i don't look anything like him because I'm 15 almost 16 but I probably smash more fit arse than he does on a NEAR DAILY basis and he's probably better looking than me if you want me to be honest with you hahahaha (his todger isn't as massive as mine though lol)
/r/askTRP21/12/17 03:56 AM
2

I do mate. I save them up for when I go into the headmaster's office and then i load it with farts hahahaha it's bloody mental
/r/askTRP19/12/17 03:30 AM
3

Mate this is bloody mental hahahahaha i have had some crazy requests from wild slags but this is another level altogether hahaha you are so fucking mental and random
/r/askTRP19/12/17 03:29 AM
8

My dad is in MI6 and can’t leave a trail but nice try lol
/r/askTRP16/12/17 12:28 AM
7

Your mum gave me that option last night.
/r/askTRP16/12/17 12:01 AM
2

Not for me, mate, because they always wind up trying to suck my nob.
/r/askTRP15/12/17 11:16 PM
13

Idk but I know yours is sucking my nob
/r/askTRP15/12/17 02:18 PM
9

No thanks as I’m not into blokes
/r/askTRP15/12/17 02:18 PM
9

boning your mum mostly haha missed you blokes to!
/r/askTRP15/12/17 03:18 AM
7

haha thats not true because my dad is in MI6 and can't leave a trail and he wouldn't be hanging out on this sub anyway because he already has lots of fit birds sucking his cock but nice try
/r/askTRP15/12/17 03:08 AM
5

i get enough attention from your mum actually but thanks for the concern.
/r/askTRP15/12/17 03:06 AM
6

i never met my dad because he's in MI6 like James Bond but my mum is dating this dentist called nigel if you want the full story, he's a good bloke but i know my dad would be a better bloke if he was here.
/r/askTRP15/12/17 03:03 AM
20

Ps my mom isn’t into little dwarfs with 3 inch cocks i dont think that matters since you aren't trying to bone your own mum but thanks for sharing mate
/r/askTRP15/12/17 03:01 AM
14

ooh mate you're taking the piss huh? well how does it feel to be an adult who gets his knickers in a twist over a 15 year old who probably smokes more mary jane than he ever has in his life and is still young enough to have an entire lifetime of nonstop poonani action?? lol ps i boned ur mum pss you still didnt give me any tips on fingering the minge if you can tell me id appreciate it thanks mate
/r/askTRP15/12/17 02:55 AM
2

idk have you met YOUR MUM? she was attractive for my dick bloody hell mate hahahahaha
/r/askTRP15/12/17 01:59 AM
2

IDK I used to think they didn't want sex anymore but then I boned YOUR MUM and she was well into it mate so idk
/r/askTRP15/12/17 01:58 AM
-1

i come here for a laugh tbh mate. i do very well with girls already (yes technically i am a virgin except for you mum last nigt hahahahah but i have fingered many girls in my day) but I digress. anyway im 15 and i am already swimming in clunge!! so im not too worried about what will happen in my late 40s, if i dont get killed by a mary jane overdose before then if you know what i mean XD SELECTA
/r/askTRP15/12/17 01:55 AM
1

idk about you but I get all the girls hahaha they are promiscuous for the right bloke and bloody hell is it fun for me lol
/r/PurplePillDebate15/12/17 01:51 AM
7

I actually don't know my dad, my mum says he's in MI6 like James Bond
/r/seduction11/09/17 07:17 PM
5

I did more than "talk" to your mum hahahaha
/r/seduction11/09/17 06:33 PM
8

Sorry you can't read the queens English mate 😂
/r/askTRP11/09/17 01:35 PM
5

I'm 15 tho mate but maybe I should bone Callums mum instead?
/r/seduction11/09/17 01:18 PM
5

LOL this bloke gets it
/r/askTRP07/07/17 09:42 PM
2

But isn't it a pussy thing to do and also don't tell anyone but I'm a virgin
/r/askTRP07/07/17 09:29 PM
8

Because I'm a ledge
/r/askTRP07/07/17 09:28 PM
0

What a coincidence that blokes accused of using chicks for sex are also accused of having a small todger....lol
/r/askTRP07/07/17 04:14 PM
0

Chicks don't complain when you actually dick them well, mate. They only complain about getting used for sex when the sex was bad because they had sex and still DIDNT get what they wanted. Not my fault some men have small todgers and can't navigate minge. Girls don't mind me "using them" because I'm straight up about it and my todger is massive Lol
/r/askTRP07/07/17 02:41 PM
-2

Not me mate I'm 15 and no woman is gonna tie me down...there are models out there who would probably bone me and I don't want to miss out! If I do get married I will probably get into some flaps on the side if you know what I mean. My mum is divorced and loads of blokes want to date her, she has a bf named Nigel who at first I thought was a fucking bellend but he spends more time with me than my dad does and is probably fitter than my dad (don't know about his todger though).
/r/askTRP28/06/17 08:49 PM
2

go for older ladies that have their own houses, thats my plan and im only 15 lol I've already made date at the houses of multiple MILFs and I work for a fit older lady in the summers. I still get with girls my age but generally in the parking lot outside Nando's.
/r/askTRP28/06/17 02:58 AM
3

I think that's your mum's type if you took a good look at your dad lately hahahahahaha
/r/askTRP28/06/17 02:56 AM
2

Ask your mum
/r/askTRP27/06/17 09:19 PM
3

Do it mate hahahaha that would be so fucking ledge. I had the opportunity to bone a fit older lady when I was cleaning her pool this summer (it didn't happen but it could of!!) make sure to make a joke about her age so she will feel well bad about it and be more likely to bone you. I always tell girls at school there ugly. Works every time. Bloody hell im 15 and know more about drilling clunge than everyone else here 😂😂😂
/r/askTRP27/06/17 07:30 PM
3

Hahahahaha you absolute fucking ledge
/r/askTRP27/06/17 03:01 PM
-1

Maybe you can but not me I'm 15 and I already have 3 dates lined up with 3 different girls I'm going to pull. And 2 have had sex before! And one of them is in year 11 😂😂😂 good luck being a bellend while I'm out with the lads banging heaps of clunge
/r/askTRP27/06/17 02:59 PM
7

tell her "hey so I've moved on to chicks way fitter than u and my todger is getting bigger every year so I don't have the patients for games." Then she will probably text you something about being well miffed that you're being cross with her so then text her a picture of your todger at a good angle! Every angle is a good angle for me lol. If she isn't down for it tell her your little brother nicked your phone and then call her a fat cunt if she doesn't believe u hahahaha dylan
/r/askTRP26/06/17 11:53 PM
10

Fuck you I have a summer job
/r/askTRP26/06/17 09:06 PM
4

Yes no doubt
/r/askTRP26/06/17 09:06 PM
3

Tell her she's just a bit of clunge to you and you have fitter birds to smash elsewhere. If she gets wound up tell her "jk hahaha" and the laughing emoji and if all else fails tell her your little brother nicked your phone.
/r/askTRP26/06/17 04:59 PM
11

I never said we were exclusive I just told her I wanted to be wrist deep in clunge
/r/askTRP26/06/17 03:36 PM
47

lol Declan's not my mate. Just Callum
/r/askTRP26/06/17 04:51 AM
94

But that's gross fucking hell mate
/r/askTRP26/06/17 04:51 AM
38

If she doesn't have a minge I think I'd figure that out before fingering her.
/r/askTRP26/06/17 04:51 AM
19

Callum is my mate and I'm not bent! The girl is from Brent in the UK
/r/askTRP26/06/17 04:22 AM
6

mate im 15 and my mate callum and i dont even need a fake to buy alcohol at the shop across the street from his mums house and i dont even have a beard its all about confidence. SELECTA
/r/askTRP18/04/17 12:41 AM
5

Yes if u include ur mum hahaha
/r/askTRP03/04/17 09:20 PM

so if i was a chick i'd be old enough for you to fancy but bc im a bloke i dont mean anything? hahaha ok mr bird
/r/askTRP03/04/17 04:50 PM
-8

hahaha mate like a 20 year olds body isn't firm or young fucking hell didnt realize there were paedos here
/r/askTRP03/04/17 04:46 PM
21

good idea mate. SELECTA
/r/askTRP03/04/17 04:18 PM
6

fuc off with this shit mate, my mum is a single mum because my dad left and she works at the posh school for spastics and even has a nice bf named nigel (he's a bit of a tosser but they seem to fancy each other so whatever.) she didnt get pregnant with me by accident, they were married and my dad left or whatever and she's well strict and shit (like she doesn't let me rap in the house) but she's well fit and that, i dont want to think about it because she's my mum but she's 46 and even the bloke…
/r/PurplePillDebate03/04/17 04:16 PM
-15

oi mate you're 24 and bothering with 17 year olds? hahaha mate I'm 15 so for me a 17 year old would be wicked but if i was 24 i wouldn't be wasting my time with chicks who are still not adults yet bloody hell! she probably doesn't even know how to take a todger (and mine is well big so I'd want a chick who could handle it, know what i mean?) this reminds me of Mr. Bird at my school who everyone knows is a paedo and we just kind of ignore it, but the girls don't want to go on his bus when he chap…
/r/askTRP03/04/17 04:14 PM
40

haha mate you looked at my post history that's dedication. yeah im still a bit worried about the sink thing, the headmaster is still trying to figure out who did it and we were all gonna get KFC one day for lunch as a surprise but he's canceled it so now everyone is well annoyed about "whoever did a shit in the sink" and I don't have the bollocks to say it was me so i told everyone it was declan
/r/askTRP03/04/17 04:00 PM
1

just send her my way mate i can take care of her hahaha
/r/askTRP29/03/17 05:42 PM
22

ok well what about my post history says im autistic? bc i look at my post history and i can see why someone woudl think im a bit of a nutter (and a fucking mental madman at that) but not autistic
/r/askTRP29/03/17 05:39 PM
25

fuck off mate im not autistic
/r/askTRP29/03/17 05:37 PM
25

mate im well confident i know im the fittest bloke in school and i actually started "suck these bollocks" in year 9 he just stole it from me, i would rate myself a 9 out of 10 if i had to and he's only a 7 and im including confidence in that. i mean neither of us have a car because we're 15 but my mate callum's big brother kevin has a car so i kind of have a car and declan doesnt
/r/askTRP29/03/17 05:34 PM
1

not really mate, my mum is well fit (im not saying this like in an incest way just that i can see she's fit and thats why blokes at school always tell me they boned her) and she started dating this dentist called nigel who is well older than you and shes crazy about him, i have to go to my mate callum's house when hes over because i dont want to hear them boning
/r/askTRP29/03/17 05:28 PM
0

learned that i can get a post removed just for being a fucking baller and that
/r/PurplePillDebate29/03/17 05:23 PM
1

easy there mate just date a minger who isnt good at nothing and then you'll be fit to her
/r/PurplePillDebate29/03/17 05:18 PM
1

thats not true mate my mate at school declan is a well shit and he isnt even fit and he has at least two girlfriends in my school alone (he also said he boned my mum but that's prob not true my mum is dating a dentist called Nigel who is a decent bloke). anyway like i was saying tons of fit birds in my school still date blokes who aren't so fit, declan says he does it because he's the maddest in school and makes well good jokes like "suck these bollocks" (I invented that joke in year 9 and it's …
/r/PurplePillDebate29/03/17 05:17 PM
-1

mate who cares what she thinks just bone lots of clunge and don't act like a bellend
/r/askTRP16/03/17 03:50 PM
0

mate you are in the wrong mindset. you need to come into the club thinking you are the best bloke in there and lay some top bant on the minge there. this is what i do and I'm 15 (at dances not clubs) and I haven't gotten anywhere with clunge yet but the other blokes think I'm well cheeky and they think everyone else looks like a fucking wanker next to me
/r/askTRP16/03/17 03:48 PM
2

Fucking hell mate this is bloody brilliant hahahahaha
/r/PurplePillDebate12/03/17 02:02 AM
11

thanks for the advice! I do try to lift and i probably lift more than any of my mates tbh especially declan he can't even bench 50 lb
/r/askTRP09/03/17 10:49 PM
2

thanks mate!
/r/askTRP09/03/17 10:42 PM
4

well good advice mate thanks
/r/askTRP09/03/17 10:40 PM
0

hahaha you absolute madman
/r/askTRP09/03/17 10:03 PM
1

mate just ask them don't be fucking mental thats what i did with ur mum and it worked hahaha
/r/askTRP09/03/17 09:52 PM
22

don't be fucking mental thats not going to turn on any chicks
/r/askTRP09/03/17 09:48 PM
10

this is actually not a bad idea thanks. what are some topics i can rap about. and what if this only attracts the girls who aren't hot
/r/askTRP09/03/17 09:15 PM
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