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funkyjames/r/seduction08/06/12 05:31 PM
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This is really mean and you're an asshole.
/r/PussyPassDenied06/03/15 10:13 PM
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What do you think it means if she replies, "I don't have any girl friends" or "I don't have any single friends"?
/r/seduction09/10/13 06:34 PM
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You could have just asked her what she meant rather than pretending to know. Pretending can only fuck you over.
/r/seduction07/08/13 05:27 PM
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They can say they aren't interested though. Relax.
/r/seduction23/05/13 06:01 PM
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OP is on his way to becoming... The Paigemaster.
/r/seduction15/05/13 02:40 PM
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Those cringy moments are the worst! But it's great experience and it strengthens your game because you now know what not to do. I feel ya bro.
/r/seduction14/04/13 12:40 AM
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Well, he was #1
/r/seduction05/04/13 01:44 AM
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i think this is a good idea, i'm going to sign up. reading these kinds of stories is inspirational to say the least. true, the only way to beat your fears is to overcome them, but a little inspiration is always helpful.
/r/seduction01/04/13 08:50 PM
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Hungry Hungry Hippos: have sex with 4 overweight women. Cherry Picker: take a girl's virginity. Occupied!: have sex at a party. Bonus points if you met her at the party. Pitching A Tent: have sex in a tent. Rainman: have sex with a stripper. Just This Once: have sex with an ex-girlfriend of yours. Ain't No Stopping Us Now: have sex with a girl same night after surviving at least 2 cockblock attempts. Ebony and Ivory: have a threesome with a caucasian woman and an african american woman. Language…
/r/seduction07/03/13 05:02 PM
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Malls are a good place to start! They're busy and attract lots of people (and more importantly women), but have lots of places to escape to if you're embarrassed by rejection, though you shouldn't be. Keep in mind if you're just starting out and aren't very socially inclined, you can talk to anybody at the mall, not just girls. It helps to practice on anybody, even men, because it gets you used to just spontaneously starting conversations. Plus it's fun to talk to random people, and feel comfort…
/r/seduction27/02/13 10:40 PM
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obviously approaching girls makes you anxious and nervous. that's unhealthy, but natural to a point. taking a break is a good idea, but you'll have to get back on the horse eventually. try to think of it as more of a game the next time you decide to approach girls. it will feel more fun and less like a stressful chore, or at least thats how i like to do it.
/r/seduction23/02/13 11:04 PM
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that's such a high school thing to do! she's an individual, he has no claims to her. you should have said, "then may the best man win" or something. good thing you still got with her.
/r/seduction23/02/13 10:58 PM
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Will you PM me a pic of this Colombian girl? Good luck by the way!
/r/seduction23/02/13 08:58 PM
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Being weird is great man. Why would you want to be normal? It means you are unique - you stand out. Take it as a compliment, because its a great one.
/r/seduction23/02/13 10:11 AM
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Precisely. This is how I handled a girl on friday night and I got the kiss (and then some). Well said.
/r/seduction22/01/13 03:27 PM
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Cringe
/r/seduction22/01/13 03:22 PM
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That's pretty good, but you had better be damn sure she wants to kiss you, or things will get awkward real fast.
/r/seduction22/01/13 03:20 PM
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I would keep trying man. You'll get success eventually if you try, and that success will rejuvenate you. Try to think of hitting on women as a fun thing to do, not a task; make it a game!
/r/seduction22/01/13 02:50 PM
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It's good that you're satisfied with the closure and cut to the chase. There's nothing worse than wasting time on a woman when nothing comes of it. I would have suggested you gamed her a little more but hey, you got your answer. Now get back to the hunt my friend - don't bother with this one anymore.
/r/seduction10/01/13 05:14 PM
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Who said anything about loving her? Maybe a hit and quit is what OP is seeking.
/r/seduction10/01/13 05:11 PM
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This is decent but its all HOW you do it. I had a horror story a few months ago. Wingmanning my friend and he used this line on a table of girls at the bar. The problem was they must have sensed his fear/awkwardness because although they let us sit at their table, the tension and awkwardness didn't let up and pretty soon i was hoping a plane would nosedive into the bar and end me right then and there. He followed up the line with boring, generic questions about school and whatnot- the girls were…
/r/seduction10/01/13 02:02 PM
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Disagree. Case in point, last week I hung out with this girl i had been chatting to on fb. (Added her because id seen her at parties, introduced myself at one, and thought she was hot. Why not?) Well, we hung out late one night with her girl friend and another guy. Some alcohol was involved. I kept up the interesting, funny but smart persona id had in our fb convos, and f-closed the first night we hung out. Fb chat can get you in there.
/r/seduction03/01/13 07:33 PM
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Man, i cringed a lot from reading this but ITS OK!! True, you did fuck up, but its good to see you realize that. Realizing your mistakes are the first steps to perfecting your game. I hate when people take "be alpha" as "be a jerk." You should have befriended the guy and conveyed that he poses no threat to you. Additionally you should have rode it out; he probably wouldn't have stayed the whole night. Another critique is that you're texting too much and sounding needy because she hardly reciproc…
/r/seduction20/12/12 08:22 PM
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If they enjoy being around you, they will invite you to parties and events. Its that simple. Just be fun, funny, honest and a good friend, and your presence will be desired.
/r/seduction20/12/12 06:06 PM
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Definitely do it face to face whenever possible.
/r/seduction01/12/12 09:40 PM
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i wasn't dating her, we were just fooling around, and they didnt even breakup after all, she just lied about it :X
/r/seduction22/08/12 10:44 PM
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i was hooking up with this really sexy 19 year old chick. we met through her bf at the time, but they were unstable, so when they broke up i charmed her. we started hooking up, so i made sure they were truly broken up while this went down. to be honest, the guy was way bigger than me and probably could have kicked my ass, so i was a little cautious. she said they were done, so i went ahead and banged her couple times. well, turns out she completely lied to me and was still dating this dude, whil…
/r/seduction21/08/12 01:35 AM
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i dont think its wrong but beware, 19 year olds are fucking nuts. they generally lack a lot of the maturity that is crucial for stability, but they sure are fun.
/r/seduction20/08/12 07:43 PM
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yeah ive done that before, it made me feel good about myself to refuse to be a pawn. just be prepared...its her "ex" for a reason, it will probably fizzle out, and you might be the rebound. dunno how you feel about that
/r/seduction29/06/12 02:29 PM
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honestly when a girl has resumed talking to their ex, its going to be tough to pry them off. i think you did the right thing in accordance with your feelings and refused to be the fallback, props for that. sometimes you just gotta cut the cord man.
/r/seduction29/06/12 01:54 PM
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yeah dude what Dirty-to-do said, you must make a move quick, girls are so goddamn impatient when it comes to this. i too have lost more than a few girls because i was terrified to make a move. honestly you should have kissed her on the train, nothings more romantic than making out in/after the pouring rain! but youll get another chance. take her out again. everything you said indicates shes interested in you, but the fact she texted you a lot afterwards with a bunch of smileys proved it to me. a…
/r/seduction29/06/12 01:19 PM
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bravo! dont you love those nights when you make new friends? especially a girl friend...because she knows more girls ;)! well tonights friday my friend (im USA so its morning right now), im on a mission to meet at least 1 new friend tonight and get their number, hopefully a girl. try to do the same, and good luck!
/r/seduction29/06/12 01:10 PM
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i can relate with you OP. i think what it comes down to is not letting sex tie up your mind. ive heard many success stories about guys who were just having fun, not caring about the outcome, and ive experienced that myself. its hard to get into that zone sometimes, but keep on trying. when i talk to girls i try to think of them as guys, after that its not such a challenge but rather a joy, and then you dont look like the feared Mr. Nice Guy who gets friendzoned.
/r/seduction29/06/12 01:05 PM
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I used to think that all women didn't really want to have sex until she was in a committed long term relationship not in my experience buddy! what worked for me in making that happen was being honest - dont be an asshole and mislead them. its on you to tell them you arent interested in a relationship, if thats the case. im always up front with my girls, and they usually dont run for the hills if im just honest in saying i enjoy being single and am staying that way
/r/seduction29/06/12 01:03 PM
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no, he's supposed to try again. Seddit and tips like these pretty much all boil down to one purpose: helping us feel confident about ourselves, and cushioning against rejection so that it doesn't hurt and we try again. nobody has a 100% success rate.
/r/seduction29/06/12 12:59 PM
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yep, BinaryShadow is correct imo. just keep agreeing with them and most importantly let them talk. you should only be agreeing, dont tell her when it happened to you unless you really think you should, shes VENTING, she doesnt want to discuss it. she might even be irrational, but fuck it, just let her be. after she vents and you shoulder all that negativity, she will probably feel closer to you
/r/seduction28/06/12 01:39 PM
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she may have some emotional issues if that made her cry, and shes probably not worth the trouble. but i think if you say, "im sorry i upset you the other day, i was just bummed that we couldnt go to the mall. friends?" with a smile the whole time, you should be ok. yeah what he said wasnt very nice, but come on, thats not shit that should make a girl cry. this girl clearly has some issues. its not like he said if she lost weight they should go to the mall.
/r/seduction28/06/12 01:37 PM
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you went full creep, man. never go full creep.
/r/seduction28/06/12 01:34 PM
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i think it all depends on how you do it. if youre being fun and letting it rub off on her, theres nothing wrong with an OCCASIONAL compliment about her shoes/hairstyle/etc if its sincere. the difference is when youre doing it too much because you have nothing else. you can still be mysterious, cool and funny while giving the very occasional sincere compliment. and if she tries to walk all over you after she hears your compliment, simply dont let her. i like these tips, that one about # closing g…
/r/seduction28/06/12 01:23 PM
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sounds to me like you need a girlfriend. how do you find her? if you have a decent amount of friends - girl friends are especially useful for this - meet their girls! the easiest hook ups ive had were friends of other friends. honestly dude, youll probably go through a lot of crazies before you find a girl who looks good and is still cool/worth dating. 75% of the girls i attract are the crazy kind, i dont know what it is about me. if that friend tactic isnt going to work, then i suggest reading …
/r/seduction28/06/12 01:18 PM
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6) dont let her catch you watching her sleep, or smelling the hair of hers you keep in your pocket. but in all seriousness nice guide! the creepzone is hard to escape, first impressions are usually set in stone. i dont think ive been creepzoned anytime recently, but any ways you guys have gotten out of the CZ?
/r/seduction28/06/12 01:04 PM
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well played good sir, proof that confident, fairly clean ballsiness pays off. if i may ask, how drunk were you (if at all)? sometimes i find myself a little too drunk and my game gets sloppy... i like having fun too, maybe too much fun.
/r/seduction28/06/12 01:01 PM
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eye contact can be daunting at first, but getting eye fucked is a very nice confident boost, so if youre looking away youre missing out :) just try not to grin too hard lol, im guilty of that. glad that youre becoming more comfortable with meeting her eyes, its important
/r/seduction28/06/12 12:55 PM
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id have to disagree here, man. the fact that he looks young bothers him. the last thing he wants to do is put the spotlight on that fact
/r/seduction22/06/12 06:29 PM
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This was a well written, entertaining article with very good points, namely to stop being a wuss and MAKE A MOVE!! The outcome might be successful. I need to show my shy friends this, theyre too damn scared to approach and shouldnt be
/r/seduction21/06/12 04:03 PM
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"Biggest pissing match of the century" so true, well said. We really did spend millions of dollars just to say we did it first.
/r/seduction21/06/12 04:01 PM
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in my experience, the way i've gotten dominant women (which i strongly prefer) is by making them laugh and teasing them playfully. i think a lot of them are used to being taken very seriously by guys, dont be a jerk but show her you dont see her as the dominant woman she thinks she is. dont take her seriously, and do it in a playful manner
/r/seduction21/06/12 05:45 AM
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just dont give any girls the "Pregnant" debuff
/r/seduction21/06/12 05:28 AM
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if you ever get a fairly long-term friend with benefits/fuckbuddy, just communicate and be very open about what you both like sexually. communication is the key to good sex. hopefully she has an open mind, and hopefully you do too.
/r/seduction19/06/12 06:45 PM
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why not dude? my friend has this problem where he swears a girl is into him, but is too scared to make a move. he overanalyzes the situation and ends up never finding out whether or not she was interested because he doesnt make moves! its very frustrating. i tell him, "would you rather be rejected or live the rest of your life thinking you might have gotten with her but didnt?" tl;dr, if youre interested in her its worth it. chances are, nothing will happen if you dont. just do it! :D
/r/seduction19/06/12 04:54 PM
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in my experience texting too much will FUCK IT ALL UP!!! even if you aren't, make it look like you're very busy by not texting her unless you absolutely have to. if you do want to text her, keep it short. trust me, overtexting can really fuck up everything. as silly as it is, you can look really needy to a girl if you text too much, which is a huge turnoff for them. i personally dont see the big deal, i like texting people (my guy friends and girls), but for some reason girls can easily change t…
/r/seduction19/06/12 04:51 PM
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i think shes just nervous to be alone. can you blame her? shes only met you once. i wouldnt read too heavily into it. just let her bring her friend, her friend will probably feel like a third wheel and jump ship eventually anyway, and then you go for the gold
/r/seduction19/06/12 04:47 PM
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So is it theoretically ok to chat up a random cute girl you dont know? Do you worry that she might tell your mutual friends and youd get a bad rep? I mean of course assuming you wouldnt come right out and say i wanna fuck you in a fb message lol
/r/seduction19/06/12 04:08 PM
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probably won't get blown if you don't mention it, so take a chance friends, you might get your dick sucked
/r/seduction09/06/12 08:11 PM
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whoever said that is absolutely right lol, goddamn shame. all the crazy girls ive slept with have been excellent fucks, too bad thats all you can do with them.
/r/seduction09/06/12 05:57 PM
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the problem i have with clubs (and the reason i have been going to way more house parties lately) is that its so hard to hear each other speak. you could say the smoothest shit, but if she can't hear you and you have to repeat yourself 3 times, it loses its effect no matter what you said. you did well so give yourself some credit. heres a critique, when you asked the girl "can you dance like that?", i feel thats a good question, but your response should have been different. in my opinion, you sh…
/r/seduction08/06/12 07:32 PM
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same here dude, back of a greyhound bus. put her on my lap and fucked her in the very back seat and used her coat to hide the goods. nobody knew!
/r/seduction08/06/12 07:20 PM
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i should read it, thats a great comparison that i never thought of. police officers do do that shit. thanks for the tip, i think ill go with the thumbs-in-pockets stance.
/r/seduction08/06/12 06:50 PM
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yup... fascinating because theyre so detached from reality its amazing, plus they believe their own lies and come up with the craziest shit. it would have been funny if i hadnt been emotionally attached. but hey the good thing is i have some excellent Pathdar now, i can pretty much tell if a girl is batshit crazy just by observing her and talking to her a bit. did it couple weekends ago, just by looking at this girl, i was spot on. she was just like my ex, but more attractive.
/r/seduction08/06/12 06:47 PM
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sociopaths are both scary and fascinating, at least to me. one of my ex-girlfriends is very likely a sociopath, i've done a lot of research. lemme tell ya, she pretty much IS this list lol, aka crazy bitch.
/r/seduction08/06/12 06:30 PM
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great example of being fun, playfully teasing and never letting them have the upper hand. i gotta see this movie, loved the album
/r/seduction08/06/12 06:27 PM
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if theres one thing ive noticed when it comes to dancing, you either need good moves or you have to look like you dont give a shit and youre having a great time doing your thing. ive had black people compliment my dancing and im a skinny white dude, so i guess ive got some moves lol, but i think the not giving a shit approach to dancing works better. anyways, you did really good dude, i like how you dealt with the group, theres a lot more ways to be shot down when the friends are involved. you s…
/r/seduction08/06/12 06:22 PM
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http://i.imgur.com/t9V83.jpg DMHS
/r/seduction06/06/12 06:42 PM
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let me know how that works out for you dude. it would be damn challenging for me lol
/r/seduction03/06/12 12:05 AM
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ya knowwww, i think the value of dignity exceeds $50.
/r/seduction02/06/12 10:32 PM
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The gods of late night hookup were doing their best to prevent my success. curse those goddamn cock-blocking deities, i have felt their wrath before
/r/seduction02/06/12 10:26 PM
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60% of the time
/r/seduction02/06/12 07:11 PM
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it can be exhilarating to do with a chick if shes cool with it, though (but really reflects what type of person she is). like secretively hooking up with a lot of people around.but maybe thats just me
/r/seduction02/06/12 06:59 PM
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youre too horny, like WyvernPUA said it will make you do some dumb things. try jacking off before you go out, it helps
/r/seduction02/06/12 06:58 PM
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yeah, sounds like you arent sure what you guys are. are you dating? if so then what she did was fucked up. if not, then its not a big deal but shes probably trying to make you jealous. i was in a similar situation with this one girl, and when she started getting flaky and intentionally trying to make me jealous, i fucked one of her best friends and made sure she found out about it. im not seeing her anymore because shes batshit insane, but it made her more submissive and straightened her out for…
/r/seduction02/06/12 06:55 PM
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tell him to grow a pair and move on. handling this delicately wont solve anything. you need to be firm with him and get him back on his feet. i was very antisocial in high school and i regret not having the courage to hit on all the horny, easy girls. dont let him miss out!
/r/seduction01/06/12 06:37 PM
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I wait outside, as the girl comes up to me I catch the eye of the Bartender just before we leave. The girl and I leave, she has a smoke, we get to hers. F-close. hell yeah man! that was the equivalent of giving her the middlefinger, im glad you threw it in her face a little bit. and now shes hitting you up. bravo
/r/seduction01/06/12 06:18 PM
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look dude, exactly what the guy below me said. it appears she is interested, at least enough to spend a shitload of time alone with you, sleep over at your place, invite you to EMPTY HOUSES, etc. i dont mean to sound critical but your window of opportunity is going to shut when she gets tired of you not manning up. hopefully you can hang out with her one more time - make this the time you put the moves on. give yourself a pep talk in the bathroom mirror if you need to and go for it. you guys hav…
/r/seduction01/06/12 06:13 PM
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5 is sound advice ("Don't waste time being shy.") im 22 years old and still trying to figure out how to not be shy all the time. its not that i dont have self-confidence because i have a lot of it, i just get self-conscious sometimes, or dont feel the vibe in a certain situation and completely lose my game. pretty much if i dont feel comfortable or things are going poorly, i clam up, but if im with my friends having a great time, my game is so on point
/r/seduction01/06/12 03:08 PM
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i actually tend to stay away from the arm around the shoulder. theres a buddy of mine who ive seen do this a lot. observations: 1) i thought it was kind of creepy. he can get overly touchy-feely 2) observing the girls hes done this too, i think they felt the same way judging by their facial expressions (that it was creepy), and were just too nice to brush him off bottom line: i wouldnt do it. i agree, it does seem unnatural. i also think it seems like a big deal, kind of calling too much attenti…
/r/seduction01/06/12 02:34 PM
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