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She's so prude or just really slow-going that she won't let me "down there." I'm trying to push it faster ,what would you do? Ryan Stone has good advice, but I can't grow facial hair.
/r/askMRP13/03/22 12:45 AM
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God is good.
/r/askMRP13/03/22 12:41 AM
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I'm just looking for advice and was told to come here, why delete it?
/r/askMRP13/03/22 12:09 AM
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Lol, what in the world could turn a praexology post to the dark side for just zero points? I thought this was ponly the realm of red's or my posts only. (Shit, I tried to hunt down red's username but it's too much trouble.) I like it. Too many pedantic, literal assholes out there my friend. Go zero.
/r/MarriedRedPill12/03/22 11:01 PM
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I agree with praexology above; his advice is sound. Couch your replies in all the ironic phrases and lmaos you want.. but still, you're pathetic and his advice is sound even if you lack the ability to understand it. I'm guessing those around you can tell, too. Your father knows; or perhaps he's weak and pathetic, too. Perhaps it's in your gene pool, homo. You're a man only in the gender-sense. In all other ways you fall short; it screams out in every word you write. You're the dude who gets sand…
/r/askMRP17/02/22 06:15 AM
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One of them being that she must stay home and look after children and i go and work. Im a conservative person and this was one of my conditions before marriage. Quite frankly, you're a tyrant and an asshole. Why do you presume that you can dictate what someone else "must" do or not? You suck. You're weak. Stop picking on your wife. Whatever you go on to say next is a moot point: you suck and should be ashamed of your behavior. Put in more clear terms you can likely better understand: you would c…
/r/askMRP17/02/22 06:03 AM
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Then thumbs up for the win.
/r/askMRP17/02/22 05:40 AM
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Dude above is giving you bad advice. Red (who replied) - would say that he doesn't know his ass from his elbow. [See below: I'm wrong about dude above - his advice is fine - you, however, are an abject idiot.] As best I can tell, your wife - unbelievable - wanted to clean your desk for you and now you're giving her the silent treatment while pretending that she's giving you the silent treatment, when in all actuality who cares - more so who benefits from - the silent treatment - in the first pla…
/r/askMRP17/02/22 05:39 AM
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Hey my friend, let's connect, I want to hear how your professional evolution is going. I'll explore: Male. 35. Engaged. 5'10" and 170 lbs. Athletic. Got a good career, though still early in it. Been reading TRP for awhile, off and on though. Not your average asshole. Athletic. And he's been reading (gay) TRP. Moreso "off and on." [Just like 2010's every day, acne-riddled retards.] Go team... . . . . ... Four periods mean something special - maybe even profound is coming. The following sounds coo…
/r/askMRP17/02/22 04:44 AM
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15 years my friend. My guess is that in reality you do give a fuck, you don't want to give a fuck and you have, well, arrived at the here and now. I applaud you for your efforts. Truly. I think, though, that to truly not give a fuck is not what you think it is and that, conversely, to really not give a fuck you need to understand that to give a fuck - the right time, place, person not withstanding - is beautiful.
/r/MarriedRedPill17/02/22 04:18 AM
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Yah, you know it's not going to do much for direct (e.g. AdWords monetization) type of things. BUT, they are working on a platform now, your phrase is so catchy, and it's quite good for sponsorships if you have a captive audience. Granted, I feel a bit odd as an adult recommending Tik Tok to another adult, but it works and will only get better.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/02/22 04:00 PM
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yah, you too.... believe it or not... and while you likely didn't read my latest "saga" at the bottom of my post... and most likely thought it was some newb fool... this ridiculous post will tie in with my others to share a valuable series of lessons... but not until my divorce is complete... which at this rate could be years. Even though I'm not a redpill fan per se, you know I'm a fan of you and I LOVE THE PHRASE Chick Tok - that's utterly brilliant - good work. Plus, 20,000+ subscribers on Yo…
/r/MarriedRedPill13/02/22 01:01 AM
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Stoney - the article you link to is not at all relevant to my post. Viewed in context, considering my past - along with this year's unexpected addition (see below) - if you look closer you'll likely recognize that the article does not apply -AND- it's (IMO) actually my post with the most value ever. I get that newbie assholes are too focused on the initial minutia to get it. So are you a dot com millionaire yet? I had a tbi and stroked on the table after 12 years of incurable then unbeatable lym…
/r/MarriedRedPill12/02/22 01:24 AM
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Too easy. Been there, done that. So acute. Such a one-off. Much harder to get there yourself, on your own, in the worst of times, without relying on that crutch. Try that instead. Better to find yourself within, on your own, than search for yourself out there, with help.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/02/22 05:49 AM
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Lol, no worries friend. I noticed you backed off in our exchange above, before I saw this. I already thought 'damn he found out I'm an old-timer, mod' hehe. Who cares, it's just fun to fuck around. My post is actually real, simply presented in a ridiculous way. You keep squatting and don't let anyone, especially me and your mother-in-law, get you down.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/02/22 05:30 AM
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Damn, it's been so long I'd thought we were Pming. Oh well, no worries. Let's see who comes out of the woodwork tomorrow.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/02/22 05:23 AM
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Dude, tell me about it, lol.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/02/22 05:21 AM
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God told me I'm the enlightened, with or without a couple tabs. -- Though shalt spread thy seed and speak in your holy tone to those whose devilishness would seek to ignore your holy words. Seek in particular the idiots of thine sub, and remind them that they are retarded degenerates, one and all. Further remind them that their wives are dirty whores and faithless heathens and they themselves are but lovely fools, sequestered in the dungeons of their own pathetic, immoral and intrepid quasi-fear…
/r/MarriedRedPill09/02/22 05:04 AM
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I had a tbi and stroked on the table after 12 years of incurable then unbeatable lymphoma. I'm johneyapocalypse, mod. I remember you. Don't tell anyone, I'm enjoying this. That said, my post, while absurd, is actually real, just written to bring out the uber retards. Night.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/02/22 04:51 AM
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Yes, hilarious indeed and you are so ironic. Thank you for pointing out the errors of my way. I am but a pile of fairy dust - err faggot dust - and steel, my mortal enemy, belies the errors of my way. YOU have unmasked me; YOU have defrauded me. YOU are the north to my south, the shen to my chi. You are a hero and I'm a beguiling creature caricature, simply hilarious until the end. Steel I love you, let me bow down to your feet and kiss you like the jesus figure you have always been to me.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/02/22 04:46 AM
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Thanks chuck. I'll ping you manana; I'm totally and woefully locked out. :-/
/r/MarriedRedPill09/02/22 04:35 AM
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Lol, I like your reply. Suffice it to say I went to hell and back - again, but this time with more intensity. I will help you find your peace; doing so is hard but achievable. Night friend.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/02/22 04:33 AM
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Hausofedd, you are boring and unimaginative. While you fancy yourself special, what with your powerful 5x5, you're just plain and static and redundant, like cardboard or decaying spitballs. You prove the very point of my trite, little post. Everyone longs for a world in living color. You seem to be more like flailing off-white; perhaps funeral gray. Go live some more, my fairy friend, and then suck a dick for good measure. And then tell us all in captivating chapter #20, how your vagina enhanced…
/r/MarriedRedPill09/02/22 04:24 AM
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Not 'till you can squat 215, homo #19.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/02/22 04:01 AM
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It is a parable meant to communicate: go fuck yourself, retard.
/r/MarriedRedPill09/02/22 04:00 AM
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I'll leave it up since the peanut gallery has provided traction, but this is more asktrp than asktrp itself. Maybe like askyourelevenyearoldfriendaboutthatgirlfromalgebraclass. You, OP, suck. It's really that simple.
/r/askMRP20/06/21 04:25 PM
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Yes.
/r/MarriedRedPill18/06/21 02:40 AM
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Thank you for paying attention. Gold star for you.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/06/21 03:59 AM
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Rule 11.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/06/21 03:45 AM
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I had provided you the opportunity to rewrite your post and avoid a ban. Because you also wrote this comment I'm banning you first for 47 days. Then, upon unbanning, you'll have 24 hours to post something worthwhile and apologize to the dude above for being so gay.
/r/MarriedRedPill13/06/21 03:43 AM
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Replace this dreck with something worthwhile within 24-hours or I'm banning you for 783 days. And, I will pay close attention afterward in the event you try to circumvent the ban. This is the worst post I've yet red in MRP over the past 5+ years There is nothing of value. There is nothing interesting. It's not funny. It's not witty. It's not well-written. There's no lesson to be learned. It's boring. It's trite. It has no redeeming value. It's confusing. It's ill-explained. It's a series of lett…
/r/MarriedRedPill13/06/21 03:40 AM
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Helpful content is a good thing I'm sure dudes will appreciate it.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/05/21 10:34 PM
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You owned yourself when you wrote "I'll concede your numbers are a bit better than mine." For reference: 255 lbs. vs nearly 600 lbs.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/05/21 10:26 PM
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Hmm, perhaps I wasn't clear. Your original reply seemed to suggest - to me - that you were in a position to comment with authority about competitive power lifting and that your opinion amounts to more than that of a casual youtube viewer. You said that red's numbers are "a bit better than yours" while in fact he benches presses more than twice as much as you. Kind of looked like you were talking out of your ass to me. Sort of like "hey bill gates, granted your net worth has a few more zeros than…
/r/MarriedRedPill11/05/21 04:42 PM
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err, wrong person. but i'll leave it. heh.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/05/21 02:51 PM
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Red benches in the 500's range when healthy and is a competitive power lifter. While I agree with you regarding injuries - in general - I think he's playing in a much different sandbox. Sure, avoid injuries, sure don't lift if you've lost a leg - but these dudes - like larry wheels deadlifting so hard his neck bleeds - are a different breed.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/05/21 02:49 PM
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You recommend something better or just wanted to lol us to demonstrate your wit, good humor, and contrarianism? In fact, why don't you rewrite the post so we can all benefit from your knowledge?
/r/MarriedRedPill11/05/21 02:08 PM
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Yah, you said that, hence my question. How much more? 5 pounds more? 500? The context helps. Are you like my neighbor's kid giving Michael Jordan advice or are you like Kobe Bryant sharing a few pointers?
/r/MarriedRedPill11/05/21 02:05 PM
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What's your definition of "a bit better" regarding lifts?
/r/MarriedRedPill11/05/21 01:41 PM
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I've noticed people fall into two camps: those who get sick or injured and fall apart and those who simply adjust. Interestingly I was in the first camp for a while - brought up that way - lots of coddling when I was ill - skipped a ton of school whenever I wanted - milked it like a true brat. One day when I was older, I recognized that when I got sick (the irony) I got down... way down. Turns out that illness and injury can readily and deftly transition into some kind of low-grade depression. S…
/r/MarriedRedPill11/05/21 12:16 PM
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Don't be disappointed. The deer in the headlights who gets run over and is dead is probably disappointed; what good does that do him? Disappointment is for dead deer not you.
/r/MarriedRedPill10/05/21 10:29 PM
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Hmm, I just approved it as potential for a good learning lesson. Only saw the automod removal, not your comment. Nuke if you want handsome.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/21 09:49 PM
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So cute. You two gonna get together and covidopulate?
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/21 01:36 AM
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hey, so i went through this whole thread - and I'm a mod - and I don't recall red asking any of us to ban you. Objectively, though, your behavior is pathetic. I, too, have an underlying condition. I, too, am not going to fuck around and take certain risks. Yet I don't feel so offended by red's post, nor do I pedantically argue, nay debate my point ad nauseum. (The irony of that.) You may find some insight in going back over this post to get an understanding of why you're so sensitive when it com…
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/21 01:27 AM
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you seem very invested in red and his comments, why's that?
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/21 01:21 AM
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it's touching how much you care about red. maybe he'll pass me some of that mrp vet validation juice you refer to.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/21 01:20 AM
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Cashreasonable, just a clarification: You are not banned for rule 11 (failure to maintain standards), you are banned for adding no value. In and of itself, it should come as no surprise - lucky mentioned he'd seen worse posts - but yours was weak. Your compulsion to follow that boring, inconsequential post with a private message of "LMAO you're a fucking loser" - however - is worth further consideration. It strikes me as a bit pathetic.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/21 12:54 AM
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Rule 11.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/21 12:47 AM
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Rule 11.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/21 12:39 AM
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Rule 11.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/21 12:39 AM
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Rule 11.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/21 12:39 AM
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Rule 11.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/21 12:39 AM
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Weak post, you're banned.
/r/MarriedRedPill03/05/21 12:36 AM
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His trp marketing career is off to a fabulous start.
/r/MarriedRedPill29/04/21 08:55 PM
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Never mind. I'm confused.
/r/askMRP14/03/21 02:58 AM
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Jesus, glitch in the matrix. How did my reply to OP wind up under your comment? Damn your comment was golden. I'm new here, still catching on.
/r/askMRP14/03/21 02:58 AM
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Your extensive marijuana use was directly responsible for a notable dent in the east coast supply chain, resulting in four bajo jefes of the Echochoa family ratting out el jefe and firing off the narco-military war in columbia, which sparked the flame that later became the iran-contra affair, which itself contributed to health issues later affecting robert mcfarlane and likely led to the mysterious death of his mistress, whose body was removed from her head. It's a fascinating read at the newer …
/r/askMRP13/03/21 07:42 PM
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Yah, obviously you ask her to be submissive. After giving her some jewelry.
/r/askMRP13/03/21 07:34 PM
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I see. So you're looking for opinions while rejecting the rather straightforward process of answering simple questions. Why do you suppose that is? You think it's perhaps all tied-together? And do you think it's good to be a child masquerading as a man? Last I checked this sub is only for men and really not fit for consumption by children. Particularly the ones who ride the short bus. I think you should be put in time out naughty boy.
/r/askMRP13/03/21 10:44 AM
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Ignoring your obnoxiously whiny reply for a moment, why not simply answer my question? While I'm sure you find your riveting gospel fascinating, I'd hoped it would include an answer somewhere, as opposed to a bunch of silly explanations, a call for peace and love for all of humanity, and an expression of your thoughts, which I most certainly didn't ask for, in addition to a diatribe about your special drug addiction. After answering my first question, why not take a stab at this one: Do you thin…
/r/askMRP13/03/21 10:34 AM
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You TRP dumbasses spend too much time in fantasy land. Explain the following: why are you answering a since-deleted TRP reject's question targeting "men who have reached the top 10%" while still capable of (1) living in a van, (2) routinely posting on a conspiracy sub, (3) asking wallstreetbets "Serious question, isn’t 51m shares a lot? Is that what 51m for volume means?", (4) along with bench-pressing 135lbs, and (5) inquiring about your girlfriend's mysterious health issues, which you're unabl…
/r/askMRP13/03/21 10:17 AM
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You bunch of lame-ass homosexuals ought to take advantage of the opportunity. Hanging in your basement with a dumbass book and your playstation 5 isn't getting you anywhere. Faggots.
/r/MarriedRedPill11/12/20 05:40 PM
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