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The problem here is that I don't know what your problem is because I have a similar problem. I just want to fuck these girls that like me, is that too much to ask!?
/r/seduction29/03/14 03:11 AM
0

Try squatting them, but if you're into power moves, clean and jerk her, then deadlift her fat friend for more gainz
/r/seduction29/03/14 03:02 AM
11

"Fuck you" and "eat shit"
/r/seduction29/03/14 03:01 AM
-1

Don't stop!! You're almost a lvl 30 wizard!!!
/r/seduction29/03/14 03:00 AM
2

It's your evolutionary duty as a man to fend off other men from taking your female. If you can't do that and leave it to her, you've failed. She will then upgrade to a more dominant male. Such is life.
/r/seduction29/03/14 02:58 AM
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SPRAAAAYYYY 'N PRAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
/r/seduction25/03/14 08:33 AM
3

step 1: Step on dance floor step 2: move around step 3: go to bar step 4: drink step 5: repeat until you are confused as to where you are and you whip out your dick in the middle of the dance floor and start pissing.
/r/seduction06/03/14 11:33 PM
0

yup, apologized once for smacking this girls ass it did not go as planned. should have just laughed about it and continued drinking
/r/seduction25/02/14 10:26 AM
7

It should get ratchet as fuck. Have fun my man.
/r/seduction13/02/14 09:12 PM
1

Got a link to this if it still exists? the day by day guide?
/r/seduction13/02/14 10:15 AM
2

hookah lounge. scenic drives / views. dive bars that don't card. live music lounges. concert venues. your place. her place. Buy a couple 40's and chill at the park buy a couple 40's and sit on your front porch shotgun a 4 loko and have shit face wasted sex
/r/seduction13/02/14 10:14 AM
3

I like approaching groups more because it puts me on the spot and I'm kind of a ham so I just wing it usually. I recommend not thinking at all and just going up to see what type of bullshit your brain produces when you shoot that little hamster in your head in the ass
/r/seduction12/02/14 07:06 AM
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come up and say "I'm holding two tickets to pound town" holding up 100 dollar bills. as a joke / icebreaker. if appropriate, go up and say "wow its the opposite of a sausage fest here" then follow with asking them what they think an opposite sausage fest should be called pull your dick out walk up drink in hand and be all "Hi my name is ________ and I'm an alcoholic" pull your dick out Hi "I'm not trying to hit on you but your eyes are amazing, what are they? 34-C ? pull out your dick "I bet I c…
/r/seduction12/02/14 06:52 AM
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You're welcome my man. also /r/dancing . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKjY3B-ny1k&feature=share
/r/seduction12/02/14 06:36 AM
-1

Chode
/r/seduction23/12/13 06:08 PM
5

You got owned geed
/r/seduction09/12/13 06:13 PM
1

I always sit next to my girl. I think girls like to have a guy to talk to next to them instead of in front. I like sitting next to on dates because you can sit real close, share funny pictures on your phone, tell stories, hold her hand, escalate physically, etc.. But do whatever the fuck you want man. Follow your gut feelings.
/r/seduction01/12/13 05:13 AM
6

Ring her doorbell pussy pretend its the 50's
/r/seduction11/11/13 12:53 AM
0

I'm great at regular game/ party game, but how do I "game" my girlfriend to keep her interested in the long term?
/r/seduction10/11/13 08:29 PM
1

Guys, kind of off topic, but relevant: Could someone give some examples of when a guy is being emotional or clingy?, like what constitutes a guy's emotional output to a woman? Complaints about your day? General problems or what?
/r/seduction13/09/13 12:59 AM
1

oh, and light kino buildup when you see her.
/r/seduction13/09/13 12:57 AM
1

I agree, it becomes a natural state of mind after a while, especially if you are out in public and there are plenty of women. Also, those groggy tired off-days happen to the best of us.
/r/seduction13/09/13 12:56 AM
2

That shit inspired me to make a tinder just to fuck with girls lmao
/r/seduction06/09/13 04:26 PM
1

Search you-tube: "Forget Her by Jeff Buckley" Just listen to that song bro, maybe it'll help you forget her somehow :]
/r/seduction05/09/13 06:10 AM
0

Shit, if Iived by the beach, I'd be having beach sex erryday haha
/r/seduction04/09/13 04:23 PM
1

You have to be assertive with women. Women try to walk over men more than other men do in many cases.
/r/seduction04/09/13 04:20 PM
2

Fuck you man, music is subjective! I think it's a great album.
/r/seduction30/08/13 10:33 PM
1

Bring a fun bag. Fun bag includes but is not limited to the following items: -A bottle of ciroc berry -Sexy dice (or dare dice) *for drinking games -Deck of cards (for kings cup or any other card games you like) -Condoms -Novelty blow up doll (a funny one not a sexy one) -Six pack of canned beer -A good movie that isn't too serious -The new daft punk album "Random Access Memories" (for drunken mini dance party) Also, wear a tank and some basketball shorts for Jammies so that you can look sexier …
/r/seduction30/08/13 05:02 PM
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Lol at when you take her to your place and she realizes tou have no dog
/r/seduction30/08/13 06:30 AM
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I use this: http://imgur.com/lelbqFe?
/r/seduction22/08/13 04:15 AM
2

Lol this sucks. "are you fun?" -What kind of question is that, dude? Just start talking to her and make some jokes and bounce your personality off her to gauge how fun she is, then when you think she is fun, tell her you think she's fun. Sheesh ...the shit I put up with
/r/seduction16/08/13 03:31 AM
1

Please never use a lord of the rings reference in a pickup line, you will be fucked because most girls don't understand that sort of obscure reference. Especially hotter girls, which tend to be way out of touch with nerdy subjects.
/r/seduction16/08/13 03:26 AM
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I really like how the guy he was describing that men should be was starting sound like he was talking about me.
/r/seduction15/08/13 09:05 AM
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just take out your nuts and lay on the dance floor
/r/seduction06/08/13 07:10 AM
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Tl;dr: women date betas, have sex with alphas and wonder why the alphas just don't give a fuck and move on to the next one. It's called spreading your seed, and alpha males are good at it. You have a beta male that sticks with one woman for "security" and, from a genetic diversity standpoint, only spreads his genes so far with that one woman. On the other hand, the alpha male "impregnates" or has sex with many women, thus spreading his genes much farther than the beta. The alpha wins at spreadin…
/r/seduction03/08/13 09:46 PM
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Another: Good.
/r/TheRedPill28/07/13 04:56 PM
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Feminists are scared of guns because they are essentially giant metal penises.
/r/TheRedPill28/07/13 09:59 AM
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Hard mode: Church This. Christian churches though . Not Catholic. However, you'd probably be luckier at a Catholic Church than a nightclub or bar...
/r/seduction28/07/13 09:32 AM
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No, I have a beard.
/r/seduction27/07/13 06:03 AM
0

Ultimate r/seduction challenge: pick up A-T-G over reddit. I bet none of you so-called "PUA'S" can do it!
/r/seduction25/07/13 09:53 AM
1

You're right, OP should be focusing on improving himself rather than trying to get in the shit with this girl, who, what sounds like to me knows what she's doing.
/r/seduction24/07/13 07:18 PM
1

Smiling and ignoring is avoiding the game. It makes you look like a dumbass and at a loss for words. You have to play, and win. As long as you ARE playing, you can deflect some of her comments/negs with a smile or even ignore them, but put her in her place when need be.
/r/seduction24/07/13 07:05 PM
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Give a few examples of what she says and maybe we can help you further with some sample comebacks.
/r/seduction24/07/13 03:30 PM
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Yes move in, if he's a chode, make fun of his pathetic attempt right to his face, it'll probably make the girl laugh and he'll sulk into the corner. You'll have broken the ice with her, and have shown how you're a dominant male. Two birds, one stone.
/r/seduction24/07/13 08:09 AM
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Hahaha don't care what girls think dude. Dominate her, if you get tired of it, neg her back, but slightly harder. NEVER get defensive, it shows you're insecure
/r/seduction24/07/13 08:06 AM
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Yee son represent
/r/seduction24/07/13 01:00 AM
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Damn nigga I always do that look away thing because I got it in my head when I was young that seeming disinterested was attractive, when it's not, it's just disqualifying MYSELF. shit
/r/seduction25/06/13 06:29 AM
1

Usually the best is a 3 or 5 day bodybuilding split where you divide the Muscle groups up so you work them once or better yet twice a week while still recovering. Visit r/bodybuilding and adk about routines, they'll help you out a lot
/r/seduction16/06/13 08:53 PM
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then you add isolation movements, ramp up the chest work, cardio, and a good diet and you got damn good routine. edit: shit I forgot i'm not on /r/bodybuilding lol
/r/seduction16/06/13 07:03 AM
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Good 1 m8
/r/seduction09/06/13 04:33 PM
1

Ways to not be a fuck? I kind of don't want to be one
/r/seduction26/02/13 03:09 PM
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New age seduction, if you will, is basically refining your life, social skills, demeanor, and hobbies to appeal to women.
/r/seduction19/02/13 08:19 PM
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bang her on the conference table
/r/seduction19/02/13 02:06 AM
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You're not being aggressive enough. Always be trying to get at them sugar walls, girls usually expect this unless they are very naive. Cock tease girls in my experience are the type that like a real man that will control her and give her what she wants.
/r/seduction17/02/13 08:23 PM
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Talk to her, dummy! Be observant of your surroundings, comment on the bus taking long, ask where she's going, what she does/likes to to, and BOOM - Conversation. If she's holding a crazy bag, ask what's up with it/ jokingly accuse her of having a bomb in it, etc... ...The shit I put up with these days..
/r/seduction13/02/13 02:42 AM
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lol not if you're making out with some girl you just met at a party, it depends on the situation.
/r/seduction13/02/13 02:38 AM
2

I just have to stop smoking cigarettes.. The damn nicotine tricks your body into liking it so much, fucking chemicals man
/r/seduction13/02/13 02:37 AM
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I hear you man, I started smoking a couple months ago, I'm just going with what Dave Grohl did, and just stop smoking. Just stop. plus it feels like my lungs are already not working at 100% potential :/
/r/seduction13/02/13 02:36 AM
3

wacky tabacky is another name for marijuana...
/r/seduction13/02/13 02:32 AM
1

fuckin' smart
/r/seduction10/02/13 06:42 AM
3

haha side boob crusin' lol
/r/seduction09/02/13 10:50 PM
1

We were pretty baked too so at the time we were like whaat hah
/r/seduction01/02/13 08:02 PM
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I was out with four of my female friends, we went to a hookah bar, and I lead them in, I'm the one ordering, blah blah, but the hookah bar waitress was mercilessly hitting on me; at first she tested to see if I was gay, she brought everyone a mouthpiece for the hookah, and when she gave me mine, she was like "oh I'm not sure if you wanted a pink one or not" while handing me an orange one, I was like aw hell no I'm good, and before long, she was taking pictures for us, and kept Kino-ing me. My fr…
/r/seduction01/02/13 03:33 PM
1

Run away??
/r/seduction20/01/13 05:16 PM
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It sucks to be trying to do this at 18.. No fake id, so I can't get drunk with girls :[ it makes this seduction stuff much more difficult
/r/seduction20/01/13 09:17 AM
8

lose weight man, try /r/keto , its the best thing for getting the fat off after a long time
/r/seduction17/01/13 05:54 AM
5

THIS. I don't understand k-closing if you can just begin the intimacy early on; do not wait around if the opportunity is there.
/r/seduction13/01/13 06:49 AM
4

Real talk right here. I've been blaming text messaging and technology for as long as I can remember. It has made dating shit, and on top of that, a girl's iphone is like a bootycall remote control; instant dick whenever she wants. fuck double standards of dating and fuck technology. /rant
/r/seduction13/01/13 06:47 AM
92

That handshake thing would come off as creepy 92% of the time. Don't do it guys.
/r/seduction12/01/13 08:20 AM
2

I thought it was funny
/r/seduction12/01/13 08:17 AM
1

mah nigga. Solid pull, I believe you have become a virtuoso. I liked that bit about men's rights; did you actually do what you said or was the 30 seconds thing just a made up shit test deflection?
/r/seduction12/01/13 08:16 AM
1

But seriously, look up portishead on youtube, great sensual triphop. And as a plus its not really cliche or douchey
/r/seduction11/01/13 09:05 PM
2

This on repeat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc
/r/seduction11/01/13 06:57 PM
6

It's Wednesday night man, don't sweat it, there's not that much else to do
/r/seduction10/01/13 05:29 AM
4

Dick + Crazy = NOT OKAY MAN
/r/seduction10/01/13 05:14 AM
6

nah you're being overcritical analyzing this so much, I assume you read the first post, I think this should have an interesting turnout. Let's just wait and see.
/r/seduction10/01/13 05:12 AM
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that gif.. seriously, I'm just sitting here with a bottle of tequila waiting for this guy to deliver lol
/r/seduction10/01/13 05:10 AM
3

this works... sometimes...
/r/seduction12/11/12 06:26 AM
0

That's... uhhh... no
/r/seduction12/11/12 05:37 AM
4

I think you haven't met enough women.
/r/seduction11/11/12 05:45 PM
2

I just call them fucker, like "yeah sure, fucker!" playfully but I don't fuck around with guys who talk to me like that.
/r/seduction30/10/12 10:32 PM
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[1] http://www.nejm.org/medical-articles/research/homosexuality/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMbkrev58198 [2]http://www.nejm.org/medical-articles/research/homosexuality/tag/lesbian+perspective/9072089nt9
/r/seduction18/08/12 08:38 AM
3

I think when you combine the two, you get a genius
/r/seduction18/08/12 08:24 AM
-16

But... you're lesbian, so you don't really get a say in the matter from your perspective since you do not have the same mindset and preferences as straight women. FACT
/r/seduction18/08/12 08:11 AM
-2

You think you're Neil Strauss or something?!?? YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER'N ME OR SOMETHIN'?!?!?!???
/r/seduction18/08/12 07:50 AM
2

That guys quote is what keeps my head in the game when I'm losing traction. I always used to think of fast times at ridgemont high and what that guy said when I was an aspiring afc. Ever since I watched that movie, I had to gain knowledge of how to get girls.
/r/seduction27/07/12 06:59 AM
2

grind Spin her around smoothly as it's getting hot and heavy/between sets ask her if she wants to go do (insertactivityhere) with you Lead her away, make out, whatever if you're into drugs, ask her if she wants to go with you to take a molly or some shit
/r/seduction27/07/12 06:56 AM
1

fool, give her four days, some chicks are weird with the timing rule. fuckin' A, twenty four hours, what are you, ADD?
/r/seduction27/07/12 06:52 AM
10

ask them if they come around often NEVER USE THE "COME HERE OFTEN?" LINE
/r/seduction23/07/12 07:19 AM
2

Bro I just get pissed at how douches that sit there and play some popular song get the same respect/recognition from a random HB as a guitarist who has a passion for the music and instrument and spends countless hours practicing away. I just think that guys who pick up guitar in order to pick up chicks are tools.
/r/seduction21/07/12 10:45 PM
3

Rather, playing the guitar well. Nobody wants to hear "Hey There Delilah" and "Smoke on The Water" for the fifteen-thousandth time. Unless you are going after a dumb chick.. dumb chicks can't fucking tell the difference between talent and bullshit. /rant
/r/seduction21/07/12 08:42 PM
1

I'm going to save up to do this one day, probably in a couple years. Possibly in two years if I get a college job :)
/r/seduction17/07/12 06:40 AM
-2

Because that's all that matters, right? Right? Right?? ...Guys?
/r/seduction17/07/12 06:38 AM
4

You obviously don't get what I'm implying; you basically have to GIVE them what they want. Chill out there brochacho
/r/seduction15/07/12 05:37 PM
8

I lasted like 15 minutes my first time... when you fap, try edging/ do kegels, you'll last longer
/r/seduction15/07/12 03:21 AM
2

I noticed some women commenting on there saying, they would hate for someone to do this to them. LOL. Because girls don't fucking know what they want
/r/seduction15/07/12 03:16 AM
14

The melons and bananas really helped get me into a seductive mood. wut
/r/seduction14/07/12 07:16 AM
2

On this note, what are some good things to whisper into a girls ear in general, as in during pickup, at a party/club, etc.. ??
/r/seduction14/07/12 07:08 AM
2

I enjoy the joke
/r/seduction12/07/12 12:59 AM
2

Yeah in a relationship like that you end up spending all your money for nothing
/r/seduction11/07/12 06:23 PM
1

Seddit has been on the whole "gays help pick up women", bandwagon for a while, and there have been several fr's talking about success at a gay club/bar or just a gay person helping them with pickup.
/r/seduction10/07/12 01:13 AM
1

inb4 all gay clubs and bars are now pua pickup hotspots
/r/seduction09/07/12 11:43 PM
0

Don't feel that bad though. once you have feeling for a girl and she doesn't reciprocate, it feels worse, man. Then you don't really feel like feeling and just want to fuck everything.
/r/seduction08/07/12 08:29 PM
93

This one girl I know was really drunk and started speaking the truth, she was all "that chivalry white knight shit does not work. WOMEN LOVE TO BE TREATED LIKE SHIT- IT MAKES THEM FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE TO PROVE THEMSELVES TO THE GUY" then my other female friend who was sober interrupted and completely disagreed and told me not to listen to her - the sober one always tells me about her dating life, and frankly, she can't get enough of guys that treat her like shit. but.. Don't treat girls like actu…
/r/seduction01/07/12 11:37 PM
2

Yeah, I texted her today, probably going to call her tomorrow to set up a lunch date on Friday. Wish me luck bro!
/r/seduction06/06/12 07:03 AM
2

Yeeeee buddy
/r/seduction04/06/12 08:13 PM
1

Tell them you're American. Deal Sealed.
/r/seduction01/06/12 01:18 AM
6

Wait.. What does that accomplish?
/r/seduction30/04/12 04:03 AM
1

Yes.
/r/seduction27/04/12 04:34 PM
2

Baseball bats are your friend
/r/seduction25/04/12 04:43 AM
3

Nice bro, I've had some approach anxiety but I'm having success with the simplicity of just saying "hi". It really does work.
/r/seduction23/04/12 04:12 AM
1

I usually just don't hit on waitresses. Just because of one thing: their whole job revolves around being friendly to make a tip off the customers, it's almost like flirting prostitution.
/r/seduction20/04/12 03:55 AM
1

Yeah man I was like wtf also
/r/seduction20/04/12 03:45 AM
1

What's the apocalypse opener?
/r/seduction20/04/12 03:44 AM
3

This is logical.
/r/seduction18/04/12 04:27 AM
11

Genius!
/r/seduction17/04/12 02:39 AM
4

Very nice work, but the awkwardness made it seem like you were forcing yourself to not be autistic, but you recovered very well. Bravo.
/r/seduction13/04/12 06:49 PM
4

When I do, I'll post a field report
/r/seduction08/02/12 10:27 PM
3

Must try this
/r/seduction08/02/12 10:26 PM
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