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Hell no dude! For so many women it is NOT an issue. In 2020, women don't want to act like prejudiced twats, even if they are. You're obviously bright, have good insight. Man im very sorry for your situation and those challenges; you don't deserve them. But I have a belief that Nature will take care of you, and ensure you're compensated for every struggle and burden you endure. I mean, dude Elvis had a terrible stutter. So does Leonardo Dicaprio, a bunch of people. So fuck that, man. Nobody is an…
/r/seduction19/06/20 03:33 AM
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You want to minimize physical proximity, which--given the pandemic--is hard to do in 2020. But fuck it, go for broke. Now, please understand the gym is all about ass and tits. Rippling muscles in tight jumpsuits...might even catch a queef now and then. So get right in there, be greasy and get UP in a bitch's face. Show her that you alone own the space she walks upon, and if she shows interest you charge interest. In other words, treat the gym like a functional place, but run your best game. You'…
/r/seduction19/06/20 03:19 AM
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Not to be blunt but you sound like a bit of a twat. Nobody cares about what you've been through. As for wanting something "really mature," that in itself sounds really immature. But yeah good luck.
/r/seduction27/03/20 05:37 AM
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When in doubt, keep conversation snappy and on the surface. Remember that conversation and social skills are mostly about rhythm and timing, not what you actually say. If your timing is good, you don't have to say anything interesting or important.
/r/seduction27/03/20 05:32 AM
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He's married, why don't you go fuck off to a strip club and stop being a homewrecker. That you're asking for help in your endeavor is pathetic.
/r/seduction25/01/20 08:21 AM
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"you did really well playing flag football today, didn't even run to the wrong endzone." "I like your makeup, it's like the first time you've ever put it on right."
/r/seduction25/01/20 08:17 AM
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Sometimes asking someone to workout is platonic. I don't know why, but in the world of sport and fitness, inviting someone to play tennis or do squats can have no sexual or romantic connotation. Maybe she wants to fuck, who's to say? Follow up and ask if she wants to squat on your face.
/r/seduction14/01/20 10:40 PM
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Supermodel any day of the week.
/r/seduction26/12/19 08:41 AM
1

Ok so if he knows there is affection involved, he should just offer you his genitals? Maybe he's not interested, and your attraction doesn't boost his ego. Or maybe he's just playing hard to get.
/r/seduction23/12/19 01:22 PM
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"He placed his feed on my sitting bag..." sounds like innuendo, but I suspect it isn't. Anyway, sounds like he might not be into it; branch out and find some other guys.
/r/seduction23/12/19 12:57 PM
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What do you mean by "tonight she went all out?" Like what were the obvious signs she gave that convinced you she was into you?
/r/seduction16/12/19 02:54 AM
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No don't.
/r/seduction13/12/19 05:42 AM
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No, it's not sustainable, and that would be a terrible relationship. But if you're looking to smack some puss, it works and keeps you from seeming creepy. Can't be all-in all the time with women you want to fuck.
/r/seduction30/11/19 08:52 PM
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You could have boned her into a fossil if you'd seized on that first night. You asked if she could do something the next day, and she said "no, right now." In my estimation, she was ready to fuck then and there. There's no other explanation. But sadly you let that hot shit turn into a cold fart, and she either thinks you're not interested or resentful, etc. If your ultimate goal is to fuck, make yourself unavailable for a couple weeks, at least emotionally. It's alright man, you've got the juice…
/r/seduction29/11/19 01:47 PM
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Ain't nobody got time for that shit
/r/seduction27/11/19 05:46 AM
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It's not a sign that she's interested in you. Why would she try and make you jealous when you're already hitting on her and clearly thirsty? So I don't think it's any kind of test, she just wants to fuck your friend. Maybe don't take a "hot" friend next time.
/r/seduction27/11/19 01:16 AM
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Well, it sounds like you came off as a complete pussy. You couldn't hold your liquor, then needed the friend to rub cream on your bottom and give you a warm ba-ba of milk. Seriously though you needed a chick to hold you because it was "cold af?" C'mon man. Did she finger your vagina too?
/r/seduction04/11/19 09:28 PM
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Way, way overthinking it. Are you on psych meds? If so, keep taking them. If not, start. I see absolutely no sign that she has any interest in you whatsoever. If you're in a gym, chances are people will sometimes be working out near you, and--if you lock eyes, as is inevitable--a hello will likely follow. Even if it's a crippled, farting grandmother who wets her bloomers with every squat, eventually you'll exchange pleasantries. But don't mistake grandma's grunting for an orgasm.
/r/seduction01/11/19 04:50 AM
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If you're not very experienced sexually, it probably won't be very pleasurable for her, so it's not like she'll have an orgasm. You'll probably shoot your load in under a minute. Just fuck her in a closet.
/r/seduction31/10/19 05:14 AM
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If it's one of those theaters with the huge reclining chairs, then once you both sit down, climb over to her chair and lie/sit next to her. Say something funny like, "I can't sleep mommy, I'm afraid of the dark." If you're feeling bold and the mood is right, say something like, "can I drink some milk?" And do the squeezing motion with both hands, like you're feeling grapefruits. You'd be surprised how many women go for this.
/r/seduction31/10/19 05:11 AM
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You messed up by aiming for a girl who's "extremely attractive." If you're a loser with the ladies, your lack of experience will shine for a couple of years, but you can still slam vagina during that time. Fatty boom-bahs, butterfaces...work on your level first. Did she give you a dummy number or did it actually go to her voicemail?
/r/seduction31/10/19 04:57 AM
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If she's offering to "take you out" next week, that's probably a bad sign. It's probably her way of saying "I'll call you, don't call me." Also why did she give two excuses? If she was genuinely sick, she wouldn't add that she's busy was school. She might've worried that, once she was well, you'd assume it was game on. The school thing can be stretched into a longer, perpetual excuse.
/r/seduction13/10/19 06:21 AM
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Friendzone to the extreme. Save yourself the heartache and let this one go. If she had any sort of romantic interest, she wouldn't yell out "see you later! Love you!" Also whenever a girl says "aw" or "awww" or "that's sweet" right before rejecting you, it's her way of saying she regards you as a man with a vagina. She's not doing anything wrong, she's hanging out with you and you're on board. She's probably being nice because she's worried she hurt your feelings.
/r/seduction06/10/19 01:47 PM
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That's some bullshit. If a bitch likes you, she'll make it known, best believe that. You think she might be playing hard-to-get but it's more like hard-to-get-away-from-you. Most girls fall for me like instantly and I'm always like "oh shit, steer clear this ratchety ho." You feel me? There's an old saying: "If she's hard-to-get, her puss ain't wet."
/r/seduction23/09/19 01:52 AM
1

I think you mean "autistic."
/r/seduction12/09/19 04:06 AM
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That Bruno Samsung thing is cringey as fuck! Are you sure they were laughing with you and not at you? It's hard to imagine anyone would possibly laugh at that, ever. Id be so fucking embarrassed for you I'd run out the store.
/r/seduction12/09/19 04:06 AM
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Dump her. You might think you love her, but if you're even considering dumping her in this situation, you can't love her too much. Dude, don't miss out on the experiences of college, and this means a nightly meal at the pussy buffet. You will hate everything and everyone if your friends are living a wild, amazing life while you're texting your girlfriend to reassure her, and to hear about her day. You miss this time and you'll never get it back. End it with her! Now!
/r/seduction03/09/19 01:41 AM
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Just make sure you don't call her or text this week. If you do, make sure you dont mention the date. You want her to basically think you've forgotten about it, and to think you'd only forget if there was some other girl you're trying to bang, or with friends, etc. Inevitably, her fear that you're possibly too good for her will bring on depression, followed by resolve to show you she's more than good enough.
/r/seduction03/09/19 01:16 AM
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I think she might have been into you or at least curious, or she never would've come over. But I think you screwed the pooch with the candlelight dinner and the other attempts to be a romantic ass clown. It screams desperation.
/r/seduction02/09/19 04:14 AM
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