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Yeah, women like this loves intelligence & nerdy things too, like building a PC. It just need to be done by a real nerdy intelligent guy like say, Henry Calvill... (man, this is such a transparent behavior from them that you could use it as stained glass in the Notre Dame restoration...)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/22 07:43 AM
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Plus he was going down on her regularly from her own account, so she wasn't even reciprocating...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/22 12:10 PM
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Or even let her BE one if we follow the texts of her religion... I mean, from what I know about it, Mormon's texts didn't erased the "women should be silent in church or around anything related to it, and should defer to men" part from the new testament, right ? I'm not against religious people, but as usual they are handpicking what is convenient to them & forget the rest...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/22 06:11 PM
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Not that new alas, I have seen MLM peddlers like her trying to sell their shit in comments of an obituary message on social media...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/22 08:12 AM
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When she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/22 07:45 AM
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It may come from the fact that for many people, it's almost a fashion accessory, at least the branded sunglasses. I don't know if it the same where you live, but some years ago the "in" fashion for some hipsters here was to wear glasses... Without glasses. Just the frame. Preferably some kind of old style black plastic ones (ray ban or something like that) Let just say that this stopped in less that 6 months here, I'd like to think that the barely contained rage of nearsighted & other people in …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/22 10:05 PM
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Yep, pure "Sanpaku" as the Japanese would say, you can feel your instincts going "Abort the mission !! Abort ! Get to da Choppa!!" with such a stare on you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/22 04:57 PM
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And don't get me started about the glasses filter, as someone that had to wear glasses since the age of 4 and that has been shitted on by broads like this for this medical need... Huurgg... I can feel my blood boiling right now.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/22 04:54 PM
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Ok, for the sake of the argument, let's say the past number doesn't count. Then what would count would be the things that could came with that past behavior : The very possible monkey branching, cheating & all around feeling that she wouldn't be exclusive and it's "just your turn" The possibility of STDs (let's be honest, I really doubt she would have had protected sex every time) The "Baggage" : crotch goblins, mental issues, unresolved issues with past lovers or even longing for them... Now th…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/22 10:53 AM
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Yeah, that guy was really smart and funny, he even tried to be elected as president here and made politicians getting really sweaty in the 80's, as he really got a chance before stopping his campaign. Then he created a charities called "les Restos du Coeur" ("Heart's Restaurants") that is still existing today, which is really sad as he thought he would have to do it at best for 2 or 3 years...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/22 06:36 PM
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The "Perpetual September" is upon us since then yeah.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/03/22 02:59 PM
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Exactly. "On TV they say everyday : 'there are 3 million people who wants a job'. That's not true : money would be enough for them" (Coluche, french comedian)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/22 11:49 PM
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She should probably ask those same boyfriends if they ever experienced those behaviors from their respective girlfriends. Exactly, so close yet so far from uncovering something here...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/22 05:11 PM
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Oh yes, right, I got my Mythology all mixed up this morning...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/22 04:56 PM
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Then she should beware of nets above the bed she'll use to cheat on him, it didn't ended well for Aphrodite & Mars... Ohh Greek mythology, hours of fun !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/22 09:24 AM
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"Lady", I have all the friends I need, with friendships formed into the flames of hardships, not the kind of surface level friendship you have known for years (and that you now have lost as easily as you gained them). ​ Do not chase chemistry over character. Ohhh, someone is speaking from experience here, hu ? Years of chasing Chads and the tingles they gave, instead of following that exact advice and choosing someone that was "too serious", "boring" or "beneath you"... It's really funny to see …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/22 07:47 PM
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There is indeed something about Mass, but that doesn't seem very Catholic...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 02:30 PM
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"Sorry, me not speak stoopid !" Seriously, I thought I was having an aneurysm while reading that...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/22 02:29 PM
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something like Marie Antoiniette suggesting people should eat cake instead of bread Funny thing is, she never ever said that... Marketing / Lie again ! ^^° https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/22 07:31 AM
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Funny thing is, we never see what would be a compromise many guys would almost accept about that, something that would go like : "I got my fun in my 20's, now I want something serious with a man that I want to love & being even more sexual & intimate with than those past guys. I'll use my experience to blow your brain out if you'll be my man". (then adding the parts about having a family & so on...) (we all know why this would never happen on OLD, but I thought that with so much women going into…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/22 01:45 AM
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Oh, Tinder opened a "Yellow Pages" service now ? The OLD environment is that bad, that they now need to imitate Craigslist ? ​ Ewww. Does she realize that most guys have being placed so much in the "Ewww" category for way less than that at her age, it doesn't work on them anymore ? She shouldn't go on this path, because (to be more than gentle), she is aging and approaching the "challenging wank" category at full speed ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/02/22 08:31 PM
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They forgot the words of Margaret of Valois-Angoulême : "Write while drunk, but read again on an empty stomach."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/22 01:00 PM
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Most people already need a corkscrew & a shoehorn to get in & out of certain models of Ferrari... I think it would be better suited to get her on a date in a Lamborghini. A Lamborghini Trattori to be precise, with the cattle truck attached behind it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/22 01:18 PM
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A prostitute is at least honest in what she has to offer and what price has to be paid to get it. She doesn't coat it with all of that mumbo jumbo or under the guise of "finding herself" or a "real men" as a partner. But it's true that this woman is on a sugar daddy site... So she may be aiming for that, but she's doing a really bad job at it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/22 08:58 PM
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If you can infer this from what she wrote in that short bio text, then I have bad news for you : most of the women that ends up there then "are on the spectrum", some of them even way out of the visible ray... As there is way less women than men on the autism spectrum it seems, what would be the logical conclusion here : That the different posters here always astonishingly publish bios of women on the spectrum without consulting each other ? That she is not on the spectrum, but just deluded enou…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/22 10:07 AM
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I'm one of the most complicated things you'll find around here. Yeahhh, No. A gas chromatograph is something complicated. You're just a woman that has been through years of casual fun, finding herself alone at 35 with some relatively good remains but no more interesting for the guys you wanted, and now you want a chump to leech on. See ? Not complicated.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/22 03:10 PM
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As she said she got a mastectomy, the weed appreciation may come from the use of medical marijuana while being treated for cancer ? It seems that most people doesn't stop using weed after starting using it as a pain treatment, it becomes a recreational drug once the medical aspect of it isn't needed anymore. That could also explain the "no good partner of 16 years", it might have "drifted them apart" in her mind. (But if he was dropping her like a Newt Gingrich wannabe because of the mastectomy,…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/22 09:40 AM
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Apart from the usual copes (my last or actual partner is no shit / if you're looking for younger ones you are not a real man / no games) & demands, the triple combo is fantastic : "I am low maintenance" (yeah, sure... And I'm a Viking) "I'm starting a page for compensation in exchange for conversation & personal photos" (Sooo... an Only Fan page or something like that ? At 45 ? You sure ?? Way younger women doesn't get a dime from this, and she thinks she can pull it off...) "I'm no gold digger"…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/22 09:08 AM
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Don't buy a black light I don't know, in that case you could totally turn your apartment into a "Jason Pollock Experience"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/22 02:41 PM
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Can't she just cast a love spell on some guy? Or maybe change her cat to a boyfriend? Her cat was fixed, soooo.... Too bad !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/22 04:14 PM
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^ THIS ^ is the good question. We are not here to mock women that are aging, aging is a natural process that everyone gets to experience, more or less gracefully for sure, and we are not here to make fun of this. The point of this sub is to mock women that lacks the situational awareness they would need to understand the conundrum they got themselves into, while crying "WAATGM ?" : getting older & fatter while still expecting the best guys to woo them, becoming single mothers & still wanting goo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/22 12:14 PM
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So, he had to be a virgin at 22... Not that much of a problem if she is ready to get a very religious guy, or a guy that could be described by ladies around him as "Very nice, but a challenging wank"... But I can't shake off my head that he also has to be the usual top of the crop (666) , because it's obvious to her that she shouldn't have to say that he has to be attractive ("duh")... So option number two is out. And let's add to this that he has to be aggressive & humiliate others, but a doorm…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/22 09:43 AM
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It's even worst, sometimes you have to do whatever they want you to do, but they don't have to ask, you should know !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/22 06:01 PM
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not only sex, but honesty, transparency, peace of mind and most of all, making him feel like he is loved and just as valued as the previous guys. Maslow's hierarchy of needs is quite straightforward about this, after the material realm is secured, a human needs love & esteem before getting up to self actualisation & the rest. Did he felt loved & esteemed by her ? I don't think so, or he would have tried to patch it up, a man isn't breaking up a relationship as quick as a woman can, most of us ca…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/22 03:44 PM
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Why do I have the feeling that this kind of approach you're satirising could totally work for that kind of man ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/22 01:31 PM
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Alas my dear friend, there is no statue of Il Commendatore to stop him , no chorus of demons to pick him up, no Zerlina to resist him ! (O tempora, O mores !... Oh why not after all ?) You may want to go for the limp, the eyepatch may give that emulator of Casanova the "Pirate / Snake Plissken" perk...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/22 02:46 AM
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If you’ve spent even five minutes on TikTok this week No, I have a life. Seems to me that just as other people here have pointed that Caleb is a Chad, or I would say that he is a Don Juan, just like in the eponymous opera from Mozart. And what he does would have been seen as bad when the little fart loving compositor created his work, but as of today the Sexual Freedom just shook off the shackles of the oppressed... And he is the one that has been liberated.Him and only him, the Don Juan, free t…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/22 01:41 AM
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Well, just write "Hey, Orange you glad I didn't say Banana ?" then block her directly at the precise moment she answers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/22 01:09 AM
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there's a time for everything a good man will come eventually. Well, that would be a big change for once, Hun... The ones you seems to usually let come aren't shit (but sooo hawt...), so this begs the usual question. No, I won't say it, it's obvious from her picture that she can't answer me as she is beaming up back to the USS NCC-304 WAATGM.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/01/22 07:27 PM
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I'm no specialist of the UK press, but I know that the dailymail is basically a tabloid, and I think that at this point their habit to publish those kind of "stories" is to get clicks by letting reader unleash their bile on that kind of broads with overinflated egos...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/22 01:22 PM
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I had to go look at the source directly, and oh boy, the comment section is tearing her up a new one...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/22 01:12 PM
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"Too beautiful"...Yeah, sure. don't tell us about beauty when half of yours can be wiped out with a wet tissue (or in her case, 20 minutes with an industrial pressure washer) The fact that thousands of men have seen her naked in Playboy or Maxim wouldn't be that much of a problem for many guys, but it would totally be a dealbreaker for the kind of man she wants (tall dark handsome & rich). Adding an Onlyfan to that is just trying to put out the fire with gasoline.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/22 12:33 PM
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oh yeah, once again a broad think she could keep the veneer of respectability & worth she created to latch onto her future betabuck... Until he wakes up & discover that he didn't got even a taste of what she offered to the jocks that were there before him. The funniest part is that she's mad at losing her winning lottery ticket, but not at her "friend" for revealing the rest of the truth... (This friend didn't got her best interest a heart, or knew that the cat was so much out of the box that te…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/22 10:33 AM
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Briareos Hecatonchires, that's a name I haven't saw in years... Back in the days I dreamed of Landmates, and now we're living some parts of Dominion Tank Police (minus the android catgirls alas)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/22 03:27 PM
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At first I though "no, it's the clock & some kind of symbol on the phone's screen", then I saw it under the interface... She purposefully got a third of her head shaved or is using a half wig to show those ?? Although scalp tattoos used to be a thing, in Greek Antiquity it had been famously used on slaves heads to hide a message (shave the slave's head, tattoo your message, let the hair regrow, send the slave as a messenger that will be shaved again... A very slow & stupid way to hide a message …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/22 09:29 AM
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Yeah, so I hope this abrasive "sassy" 5'1 "lady" got a flat surface at the top of her cranium, because the only thing a 6'7 guy would do with her is resting his glass on her head...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/22 07:43 AM
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Because it would have been too much hassle and too difficult (teehee), like making sure she was taking the pill, or using a condom while hooking up with a one night stand or any other form of contraception existing on the planet... I'm quite sure putting up a baby for adoption isn't that much of a difficult task, in most countries you could even stay anonymous while doing this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/22 08:44 AM
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"a real man doesn't play mind games, only weak insecure boys do" But a "Real Man"™ has now to prove himself (once again) to get a modicum of what those "boys" (that she would fuck again in a heartbeat if given the chance) got : offsprings, her youth, etc... Her overall appearance isn't the most appalling thing in her bio, that stupid & bitchy attitude is.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/22 05:27 PM
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I didn't knew there was some kind of "bad decisions Decathlon" going on, but this is a contestant with a very good head-start here... Let's see if that strategy will pay off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/21 05:28 PM
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I hate it when someone makes me use my visual imagination against my will... Time to find some mind eraser !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/21 05:12 PM
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It's always a little strange to me that they had to take selfies in a public / nightclub toilet when there isn't a women I could think of that doesn't have a full length mirror at home... If they want to have a selfie of themselves all prepped up, why not taking 2 minutes before going out to satiate that narcissist urge ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/12/21 12:20 PM
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I think it's more a way to say "I'm not like those women that does this, I'm serious about what I want & how I present myself"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/11/21 03:47 PM
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"To pay, slide card here ->".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/11/21 05:05 PM
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Yeah, many people (women in particular) seems to not really understand that in genetics, even if you preselect a taller guy, if half of the material came from someone way shorter, you can expect at best maybe an average of the two... Or maybe not. I'm not very tall, but I'm still taller than my parents, many times genetics are not the only parameter : diet, the choice of certain sports, less stress, a good sleep pattern in childhood & teen years... Truly, a stable home could help a lot when you …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/11/21 10:20 PM
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And you can be sure that if a worthy man would be able to fix her life for her, once everything is fixed she will find him beneath her & boring... Then she'll end up blowing up everything, leaving him & getting jiggy with a methead or a knuckle dragger that will use her as a punching ball or something. Never try to fix someone that hasn't started the process by him/herself, and never get in the position of being the main one doing it. This is a personal process from them, not your burden.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 09:59 AM
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Impressive how most of the comments (on the original non archive version) are tearing her a new asshole...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/21 12:09 AM
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"A good way to get rich quick is to buy people at their real worth, and sell them at the price they estimate themselves" (can't recall the author, sorry)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/21 11:57 PM
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The proverb has been updated everybody : "All work and no play makes Jack not choosing the boring overweight single mother with the bad attitude"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/21 06:36 AM
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As the saying goes : "Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown Dear, just ask yourself why you keep going back to the circus".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/21 11:04 AM
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I wouldn't say debauchery, it would mean that at least a part of the people are having fun... "Art" nowadays is more about having a network than being really creative & provoking reactions & emotions. (I mean "modern art" pushed by that "scene", there is still artists around able to elicit real reactions and having a real artistic approach, the late Christo was a good example of that : he never used public funds for his creations & his designs were always based on very solid preparatory work. Yo…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/10/21 06:45 AM
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Reminds me of a quote from "Daria" : Daria - Yeah, they're big believers in the concept of "voluntary simplicity". Trent - I gotta use that. Sounds much better than "broke".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/21 12:17 PM
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Oh yeah, she's a "creatrix" all right... I smell bullshit "performance artist" using glitter, being in the nude for "shaking the patriarchy" and making only "performances" (AKA "as doing something stupid in front of a captive audience too scared to tell her that's shit") because she can't do anything artistic that needs some technical knowledge like holding a brush or a chisel. Or doing monochromatic paintings while ignoring this was already being done to death 40 years ago... (Yeah I saw my sha…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/21 10:15 AM
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Oh, I thought it could have meant that she decided already the baby was LGBTQIA+WTFBBQ, or that she was in a multiracial gangbang resulting into a genetical Russian roulette for the result.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/10/21 02:42 PM
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Cooking is the only offer for a men in this profile. And that's not even that much of a perk nowadays, the majority of guys I know from the 2 last generations are able to cook by themselves, and most of then are better at it than any woman.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/10/21 10:32 AM
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It's even worse than that : body positivity was started to help people that had physical problems they can't change (vitiligo, missing limbs, muscular atrophy, etc...), so a very good idea based on acceptance, then it was hijacked by people that just didn't wanted to lose weight, to force others to accept & praise them for their laziness.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/21 12:39 PM
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That one tag on this OLD app seems to be a real life saver indeed. It rises more eyebrows that the usual "red alert" combinations of tags ("Disney - Netflix - Foodie" for example), quite efficient.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/21 06:41 AM
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Don't try to stop them going on Twatter revealing that kind of intel, it makes them easier to avoid. As Napoleon Bonaparte once said : “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/21 06:35 AM
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Wow, 7 kids at 26 and a bio that looks like mental diarrhoea without any punctuation... It seems that this broad doesn't give a shit about periods. She doesn't have a vagina but a Gatling gun down there or what ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/21 12:18 AM
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don't be afraid to message me first Like if she ever had been the one to initiate a conversation... Or that she will ever let a guy outside of her "must have / be" list message her (particularly on a site where each of the persons involved must agree on the direction of their positive swipe....)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/21 04:01 PM
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I wanna feel butterfly in the stomach again Oooohhhh, so this is why you sucked all of those chad's caterpillars for easily 2 decades ? That explains it all then. If she really wanna feel that again, she might as well put nectar on her midriff and go lay in the garden, because it seems that those guys are now gone...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/21 01:50 PM
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I recall this story of a season of a bland "survival" reality show (people "stranded" on an island, you know the drill) that for once decided to make teams based on sex : men on one side, women on another. After about what ? 10 days or 2 weeks, the guys had found a watering point, made a fire, foraged for food, built a respectable shed. The women were still bickering over & over, shivering with cold under the allotted parachute canvas. It seems this was so not going in the direction the showrunn…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/10/21 08:38 AM
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It reminds me of a former co-worker, that was wondering why guys were recoiling from her when they learned that she was in HR (only doing payroll related tasks tho). She had a hard time understanding why guys are nowadays reluctant to even hook up with a plain looking Jane in HR, that was hilarious to watch & kinda painful to explain the obvious...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/21 01:50 PM
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Yes, personally I'm totally OK with you being first in line, I'll take my place behind, waaaayyy behind.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/21 01:45 PM
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"Gentlemen, we can rebuild her; we have the technology" (sorry, couldn't resist ^^)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/21 03:10 PM
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yeah, I don't usually slam people on looks (hypocrisy yadda yadda, you know the drill), but if she want all of this from a quality man, looking like former French President Francois Hollande doesn't help... (https://img.bfmtv.com/c/1256/708/bfm/378762.jpg)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/21 12:02 PM
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I won't call those "platonic friendship", I would call them "unrequested lust for the boobies" ^^°
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/21 06:27 AM
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An archaeologist ? Nah, you need goddammit James "the greatest pioneer" Cameron to find that bar, we're talking deep sea bathyscaphe as a must have here...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/09/21 06:24 AM
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Wow, all of this technology, facial recognition for placement, UI design to help put the "tattoos", surely image matrix manipulation for the rest... All of this, to get a result shittier than 15 minutes with Tuxpaint & some awful custom stamps files... Truly, we're living in a golden age of technology, too bad that the users are as tacky as ever.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/21 07:38 PM
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When she goes out to get the mail, it measures on the Richter scale. When she sit around the house, she really sit around the house.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/21 07:44 PM
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Menchi the "emergency rations" dog.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/21 07:36 PM
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Well, you can't embezzle someone you genuinely like, it's one of the crook's rules.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/09/21 09:10 AM
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From what I could understand, they don't pay for the content per se (i.e the pictures or movies), but for the illusion of an interaction with the peddler of the images, like when guys pays a Twitch thot for writing their names on her skin. Many guys are kept from interacting on a personal level with women for so long (while told it's THE most important part of life) that any kind of interaction, whether paying or even negative is good to get. This also explains the "unsolicited dick pic" situati…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/09/21 09:27 AM
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Tout à fait ! Sauf peut être quand ils chantent en Allemand, bizarrement ça sonne mieux que parlé...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/21 07:27 PM
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Thanks ! \<sup>\</sup>^
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/21 04:37 PM
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Waaaaaa-mmp wamp wamp (sad trombone noise)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/21 06:36 AM
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"Come on, don't be worried, show us where the Patriarchy touched you on this non-binary genderless doll..." (Personally I would be more like saying "You Mad ?" -troll face ON-)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/21 06:31 AM
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Ohhh right, I didn't though about Snapchat, seems to be the answer.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/21 06:26 AM
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I like to play video games, watch movies / Netflix, and listen to music. Wow. So much things that, what ? 80 - 99 % of the 2 last generations likes to do ? That may be the lowest common denominator possible for a 22 year old, and I totally count video games in that... You can also bet dollars for biscuits that such a list of hobbies would be shunned on a man's profile. Comedy Yeah, that sums it up all here... I don't understand the last line tho ? the one with "-SC" ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/21 05:11 PM
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Well, maybe as a counterweight on one of the exercise machines ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/09/21 02:36 PM
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If I had to tell the truth entirely, my apartment can be quite a mess sometimes, but it's because I'm a Maker... So there is stuff from projects lying around when I know I won't be seeing people. But since I got my dishwasher this is really easy to clean all around the house, the dishes were the last thing bothering me a little to do.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/21 12:12 PM
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As many have pointed it out here, she didn't write even once about the 2 things that she knows would win everybody over this : did she also have a job ? Did she pays her fare share of bills when in couple ? If it was the case, she would have pointed this out on the first sentence, so we can infer that she didn't & she doesn't. I don't mind at all the idea of everyone doing their fair share of household chores, the important part here being "fair share". If I ever get in couple with someone worki…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/09/21 08:39 AM
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"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside !" (sorry, couldn't resist)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/09/21 06:23 AM
4

I saw a text that summarized it quite well about the blobfish (I'm paraphrasing from memory) : "you would look as bad as the poor blobfish if you were suddenly taken out from the ISS hatch in a decompression incident, dragged for hours on the surface of the Moon then having your corpse kept in alcohol" The post ? She is the only responsible of her own situation, I know quite well about that, I'm trying to lose weight myself...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/09/21 01:30 PM
5

But blobfishs are not that hideous in their natural environment (ok they are no supermodel either, but still normal looking for abyss fishes). Their amorphous gelatinous appearance is from the decompression damage they undergo when they are brought to the surface, on the seafloor they look kinda cool : https://factanimal.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/blobfish-exclusive-photo.jpg
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/09/21 01:31 AM
5

Many guys doesn't like them, that is just a question of taste, and it seems that an overly visible tattoo on a woman's chest tend to be a red flag for many men. I don't mind tattoos either (as I got 4 of them, that would be hypocritical), as long as : they have meaning for the bearer : just like Polynesian tattoos they should tell a story. they are personal. No copy from a "celebrity" tattoo, no overdone or tacky ones (pocket watches, infinity signs, "V" birds, stupid phrases... Ask a tattoo art…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/09/21 11:40 PM
11

If you really think I'm gonna make you watch / pay for shit for my child get fucked Hu... Can she sign a contract in front of a notary about that ? It isn't that I don't wanna believe her, but I can't believe her without an affidavit or something. And a Bailiff on speed dial. I'm not here for just sex Then you clearly aren't in the right place Ma'am, you can't find avocados at a banana stand... And guys are way more quicker than you think to realize if you offer something else than a one night s…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/21 12:06 PM
14

It seems to depends from the flavor of feminism they are co-opting, the direction of the woke winds on any given days and maybe, just maybe, if they know that they are young & pretty enough to consider a career as an escort...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/21 05:51 PM
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also, being "Ex Army" at 27 with a 7 year old daughter sounds to me like "Being in the army was neat to maybe go after that to college, but I discovered it was HARD, so I let a random guy hit it raw to get out of my engagement", no ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/09/21 05:45 PM
9

no, I wasn't really awake & didn't saw her grayish top clearly, so I thought she had used a topless picture for her profile and this was a dreadful idea to have before the first teacup of the day.... That would have been just as frightening after being totally awake tho.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/21 08:46 AM
2

Fergus it is then !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/21 08:38 AM
29

At first I really thought that on the first picture those censor bars weren't only there to mask her name & place, and this idea filled me with dread...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/21 06:41 AM
9

When all you are able to see is zucchinis, the whole garden seems like a squash patch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/21 06:36 AM
3

Cúchulainn ? He's a literal Gaelic Chad after all...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/21 06:34 AM
3

Those poor guy would die from excess of cholesterol in less than a week...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/21 08:13 AM
3

at least they are able to stretch, one of the many things she is unable to do... That and seeing her toes, even less touching them while being upright.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/21 08:06 AM
10

Sorry, can't do. I'm not 6 feet, not making 100K and I haven't passed any forklift certification. Safety first !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/21 07:54 AM
20

also known as the "Dude, where is my shirt ?" aisle.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/21 06:47 AM
2

80% of the guys they don't see as a Chad, or even as humans in certain cases. Something very prevalent on OLD Sites & social medias, where a constant showering with attention twist most women sense of self worth. You could be the best thing for them after sliced bread, a man that could be objectively one of the best partner ever, if you are not in the upper 20% in their value scale, you're at best an utilities.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/08/21 11:44 AM
7

Maybe it's a real challenge to be able to climb her and not getting sea sick when you start to try having your ways with a fold that you madly pray for being her genitals ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/08/21 11:09 AM
3

This. Some meat on the bone, but able to sports a potato sack and look stunning in it (something she has done by the way)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/08/21 11:02 AM
3

Wow, I hope for her that she will never have to live through a civilization collapse, or she will ends up being sold in a "price by weight" manner.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/08/21 10:56 AM
3

And the fact that their value can only go down with time (collection cars are an exception to this trend, but only if they have been kept in pristine condition, or in the end you ends up with more costs in restoration than the overall value of the car).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/08/21 10:41 AM
2

It's bad if a lowly man like you or me objectify them ! But it's all ok if they objectify themselves, or if Chad treats them like a 1990 Ford Escort in a Monster Truck exhibition.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/08/21 10:34 AM
4

Damn, I was about to say that when I saw her picture... You beat me to it !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/21 06:39 AM
5

no, it was more of a lightweight off road SUV, with a bodywork in ABS plastic (that could be replaced with fiberglass), in 2WD or 4WD. It was based on the Dyane, shared elements from the 2CV & Ami, and was almost impossible to break. It's a vintage collectible car nowadays, incredibly tough (even the army used it), and really fun to drive... If you don't want to go fast but need to go off road from time to time that is. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citro%C3%ABn\_M%C3%A9hari#/media/File:Citro%C3…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/21 09:59 PM
18

(I am over him, and have no intention of resuming the relationship) "Press X for Doubt."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/21 07:42 PM
6

Well, it doesn't look good when they want a Ferrari or at least a Maserati, and you are a Citroën Méhari, trust me on that ^^°
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/21 07:40 PM
1

That reminds me of an old saying from around here : "They had children because their landlord rules forbids dogs". Maybe she tried to babytrap the dad ? The trap worked, but not the way she wanted as he kept the child & got rid of her... That could speaks volume about her behavior.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/21 01:31 PM
2

Well, she was the one that masted the red flag here ! It's not my fault if I learned in my youth in Tintin's "The Secret of the Unicorn" that, in the piracy golden age, the red flag meant "no quarter"...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/08/21 04:22 PM
4

Wow, red flags after red flags... Taking down a front yard poster in his father's home just after the funeral (quite a first one ! Politically I'm center left in France, that would be seen as ultra left in the us, but I would never touch someone else's property... Lowlife move here) Wanting him to sell his father's collection for what ? A wedding ??? (If this "Old Yellow Truck" was the kind of car I think it was, this could have netted him quite a down payment for a house !) Not letting brothers…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/08/21 04:49 PM
2

Indeed, I haven't articulated enough that this self worth and confidence should come from discipline, knowledge and experience. Being better than others could be quite easy : most of the time it's half an hour of work by day more than others on the subject you wanna master. Being better than ourselves is where the real battle is.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/21 11:30 PM
14

The thing is, "self worth comes from within" is something that nobody is teaching guys anymore, we're taught from the beginning that the only worth we got is linked to our physical prowess, education, job & social standing. So in the end, we ends up searching for external validation (female in particular) and not understanding that we can have worth if we try not to be better than the others, but better than ourselves.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/21 09:08 AM
10

And fake hair color. I'm way too much into redhead to fell for that Wish.com sham, ugh...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/21 08:55 AM
19

In the sense that you may think you could double smash if she brings back another girl for a threesome, but in reality most of the time it means that she is twice as much likely to cheat on you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/08/21 08:49 AM
3

Wants someone that "communicates well" - Unintelligible use of emojis I'm a IRL Druid - Atheist Ok, the second one may be a joke, but come on... You have to choose ! Even her 2 photos looks like they are unrelated... But wait, if she's "demi sexual queer non binary", is she really looking for a man ? I'm no expert with the latest updates to the modern gender Pokedex, but she sounds like she's more into other women, no ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/08/21 09:45 AM
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Most of the younger women won't be listening, there is always a great deal of hubris in hypergamy. They always think that it will never happen to them, that they are much better than the others.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/21 02:39 PM
6

Hmmm... Figs & onion confit goes perfectly with foie gras...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/21 10:20 AM
11

If a guy has to get a 6 figures salary to woo her, he won't have time for cooking, cleaning & bringing flowers. And he surely won't do any of that for someone who came with another man orgasm(s). To me, it shows that she doesn't have any idea of what working hard really means, and that this "undergraduate degree" wasn't put to use in the real world... Already sounds like a fancy degree in a stupidly pointless domain. ​ I'm a catch Nope, it's the fisherman that can tell if it's a catch, not the f…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/08/21 08:44 AM
9

Such a long text without any punctuation, that's not a train of thought, that's mental diarrhea. dating apps are all hookups and no guys want Real or serious anymore Yeah, that is literally the point of Tinder, it is a hookup app... An app women used to only hookup with a certain type of men for quite a time now, you can't fault other men to wake up to this fact and adapt to their environment. You can't keep going to your preferred banana shop asking to find avocados there from now on, you have …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/08/21 11:02 AM
8

He can try this and became an expert in the Kamasutra as much as he wants, but he will still be the "Safe guy" that have to make efforts. When a "Hot guy" got to play the sliding Andouillette with her, he never needed to make any effort, the simple fact that he was hot was all that was needed to make her lose her mind, even if he was doing poorly from an external point of view. He could start doing that and using dread game on her if he wants for sure, but it won't change the fact that he is the…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/08/21 08:51 AM
9

Or like lately at my job, a conference about wage gap. In a fucking public administration service where everyone is payed following a system of echelon & index point, with slightly more women than men in the upper ranks... I'm not against many things that can be done to help people that needs it (for example, in case of bullying at work), but this one was utterly ridiculous, especially for a public administration where every hiring is based on entrance examinations & reviews.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/21 12:02 AM
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Well, things could have been worse, she could have needed 2 tickets : one to enter, the other to exit... Jokes apart, she's just getting the usual experience of 80% of guys... Plus she was able to go to the zoo in peace, isn't that what they wanted, to not getting unwanted attention from lowly men in public places ? Here you go, happy to help Ma'am !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/21 11:47 PM
2

Damn, here goes my chances...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/21 10:29 PM
10

And Hephaestus doesn't count, right ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/21 09:43 PM
2

Having eaten a whole citrus was quite a feat, but using the picture taken at this moment for her bio wasn't the idea of the century...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/08/21 06:59 PM
7

Exactly, Cui Bono.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/21 01:54 PM
24

You're surely right, it's a tale as old as civilization itself... The Latin author Cicero once wrote : Lucius Cassius, whom the Roman people used to regard as a most honest and most wise judge, was in the habit of asking time and again in lawsuits: "to whom might it be for a benefit?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/21 01:32 PM
11

You're right, it may be the fact that she was hiding this from him (and surely the fact that he discovered she wouldn't do things with him she has done willingly with strangers) that is sealing her fate here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/21 01:24 PM
30

Surely something like this, this person must have known about that (alleged) only stint in porn, is aware of her social surrounding enough to create a page and spill the beans to a selected few in that personal circle to maximize the desired effect : breaking her relationship with her husband. You have to know for sure that she never revealed to her husband she has done porn to be sure it would work (if he had knew and was OK with it, his reaction would have been to make clear to everybody that …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/21 01:11 PM
10

Too bad this package has a side effect of "oops, ghosted the babytrapping bitch because I can & I don't care !"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/21 10:35 AM
14

Yeah, she doesn't complain that he has options and basically treats all of those women (including her) as plates to spin in his harem, she just doesn't like that he wasn't a gentleman about it and does it in plain sight... Well, guess what ? When you can do that, you don't need manners and this is a clear signal that she is not special to him, dread game & all. Next time he'll call, she will be all about him again, because she prefer to be part of his harem that having a "lower" guy all for hers…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/21 10:33 AM
3

yeah, sounds like fun at first (which it isn't, it could be very painful in fact), until you got to the 5 or 6 hours marks and you start to get blood clots down there ><
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/21 08:25 PM
2

hey, what you talking about ? Even her arms have double bobs !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/21 12:17 PM
7

Priapism ? Basically, having a raging boner all day long, like if your mind & body thought that you gulped a Viagra-Vodka-Redbull cocktail in a 2 liters big gulp...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/21 12:16 PM
1

I was more thinking of an Airbus A380 or a Super Guppy personally...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/07/21 12:12 PM
3

"Not allowed to" ? Yeah no, in my experience they are totally able to ask when they want anything from guys apart from this... She just wanted to be the one selecting a mate, and not risking being rejected. Oh well... No problems about the new term, but I have to add that the most common spelling is "Troufion", but as it's slang, everything goes ^^
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/21 05:35 PM
8

Even more true when you see that when most women tries their hand at matchmaking their celibate friends, the only quality they seems to base their idea of a good match is "this person is of the gender you like and is alone too"...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/21 12:40 PM
9

"When you only got a hammer, every problems looks like nails" ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/21 12:32 PM
16

And another one bites the dust... Wait no, wrong group. Time won't wait for you... Damn, wrong again... Funny thing is, last Friday I saw something just like this unfurl in front of my eyes : a younger women (30) of my work acquaintance invited me to a restaurant (long story short, it's been since almost the start of the pandemic that she wanted to repay me for some technical help). The discussion that followed was the usual, taking news of old work colleagues, jobs, ect... Until she started on …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/21 09:47 AM
2

3 photos that could only be described as "what you see in the dictionary when you search for +Uncanny Valley+", so much red flags she could be used by North Koreans on the border of the DMZ to piss off people in Seoul, and the admission that she is fatter than her pictures... (so she surely lie about many other things) I'm no expert in OLD sites or anything (neither that I would be using those for my own mental health), but this is the perfect example that reading bios & being way more selective…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/07/21 03:26 PM
13

Well, he could be "in & out & in & out" for about let's say 10 minutes, then he'll be out for good.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/21 07:41 PM
17

Tell me some ghost stories. Your love life from now on. (Tadaaaa !) Favorite song is king for a day If this is the one named like this by Jamiroquai, did she know that this song was a way to say to one former member "Well, you wanted everything and more, but you done goofed buddy, now eat shit" ? That's kinda ironic when you look at her situation...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/21 07:39 PM
21

And if not, they will try to psychoanalyze the shit out of you, turning even more things into tedious interactions if that's even possible. I've seen psy studients in a party trying to do that to people that just left the room to take a bathroom break...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/21 07:28 PM
3

Exact, she was very happy to get back to her life as a woman after that... (Although I do recall that she was very surprised that the guys were that much accepting of her male persona, speaks volumes about her bias and the clique mindset of many women she thought would be also existing in men's gatherings...)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/21 07:57 AM
3

Wow, seems so much fun that I might prefer to do something more enjoyable, like being waterboarded with root beer...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/21 09:36 PM
30

Someone fix me ! Nope, sorry, as men that's not our job here... Although, I may have an idea : make her live as a common lowly man for let's say, a year ? Just like that female journalist ? No compliments, no easy sex, no easy hookup, no nothing. Complete weaning from easy dating & the rest. Then maybe she would be able to like someone without the need for a "spark" for... At least a week after that ? 10 days top.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/21 03:29 PM
3

Too bad, Buckaroo Banzai is already married...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/21 11:40 AM
7

When you almost got a complete rugby team that got out of your birth canal by the age of 27, you don't need a good man, you need a sport coach, Ma'am ! And, apart from anything that had been said, why is she writing that the guy has to be 18 and over ? Usually, when a woman like that write something very specific she wants to avoid in her profile, it means that it's something she doesn't want to have again... Oh for fuck's sake... What else ? She was a teacher when "it happened" or what ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/07/21 07:46 AM
13

She wants "adventure", but the day you propose to go on a real adventure like trekking in Mongolia, visiting Iceland with just a backpack or trying to cross the Sahara on camel's back, you will learn that her idea of "adventure" is more like "4 weeks in a 5 stars hotel as close as possible to places to take selfies & as far as possible of the indigenous". The number of time I have heard of travels by someone like her that could be summarized as "got to the hotel, stayed around the pool all day, …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/21 11:42 PM
2

Wow, thanks !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/21 03:31 PM
3

This is alas why I now try to get information when reading about a femicide in the news... If there was no early signs, no "he was known for being violent with her or everybody, etc...", ok, that's really unfortunate and I can have empathy with the victim completely. If she got back to him after him being violent towards her even once, tough shit, I can't give a damn, when you see the cracks in the dam you better get out of the way, sister...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/21 08:34 AM
4

That's a hobby I can respect sir ! Makes me think I should make some Sima again, it's been a long time...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/21 04:47 PM
7

And calligraphy and horses... And why should we have an useful hobby ? A hobby is based on passion, not usefulness... Oh, I know why, because we are nothing but utilities to someone like that, better not have time devoted to something just fun for ourselves ! (Plus as for me, videogames can be useful, you could learn planning, strategy, making fast decisions...)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/21 11:54 AM
3

Or maybe she just saw the remake with Di Caprio from 8 years ago, and it cemented her idea of an ideal man like Leonardo...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/21 11:00 PM
9

Have you ever been the guy a woman call for help, because she needs money or you doing some handy work for her ? Have you done so, and got really nothing from it, not even a real heartfelt "thank you" or a homemade dinner ? Have you got dates with women that got absolutely nowhere, where you payed for everything and tried to have a conversation while she was on her phone all the time or complaining about everything in her life, and not getting anything, not even a kiss on the cheek ? Then, you m…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/21 06:44 AM
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Yeah no thanks, I'm a geek / nerd too, but nope ! If the most nerdy think she can think of if a series of meh films based on an half baked book series for children, or a remake she only saw that much because she still has tingles for Di Caprio since she was 12... Naw, thanks. Plus I suspect that when she's writing she likes "nerdy cool guy", I can bet dollars for biscuits she's thinking about Henri Calvill, not you, me or Gary from IT...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/07/21 10:06 PM
5

"I'm a material girl" "I'm so hot I'm the reason icebergs are melting" So, she's a goldigging hoe of 45 with a bad case of head up her arse & overinflated ego that is bent on destroying the environment & civilization as we know it. Yeah no, I'm good, thanks... If I understand it correctly from the other comments, this is from a "sugar daddy" site, but here is a question : Why a man that got the level of income she wants would go for a 45 year woman with a bad case of delusion ? In the "sugar dad…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/07/21 02:49 PM
1

"I'm a material girl" "I'm so hot I'm the reason icebergs are melting" So, she's a goldigging hoe of 45 with a bad case of head up her arse & overinflated ego that is bent on destroying the environment & civilization as we know it... Yeah no, I'm good... Almost too bad that that we don't get the "appearance" part of her bio, that could be fun to see the rest of her desillusion...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/07/21 09:38 AM
2

Every time I see the usual "Now I want a real man", "now I'm sober", "I don't do this anymore", etc... I can only think of this quote from "Witches Abroad" by Pratchett as a pattern for an answer : “I'm going to give you the hiding our mam never gave you... Not because you was the bad one. Not because you meddled with stories... But because - and I wants you to understand this properly - after you went I had to be the good one! You had all the fun! And there's no way I can make you pay for that,…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/07/21 08:08 AM
2

at this point if she still need to feel a spark in her life, I would say she should be using a taser as a dildo...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/07/21 02:18 PM
7

Reminds me of that old saying : "If you met an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If everyone you met today is an asshole... Then YOU are the asshole".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/21 07:36 AM
2

Oh yeah, going for the "Uncanny Valley" look I see, thanks to filters, make up & unnecessary plastic surgery... If this picture doesn't trigger your survival instinct to run in the opposite direction, the text will. (And "introvert" ? With that "Barbie doll with plastic sausage lips" look ? Is she kidding us ?)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/21 06:31 AM
8

Chris Griffin is married ?? I'm so behind in the seasons...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 08:55 PM
5

Thanks ! It may come from a very dark place inside, but it feels great to be able to write it freely...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 04:57 PM
1

Still a better deal I think !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 04:51 PM
7

Wait, it doesn't work, so hu, let's say you play Hockey, right ? So there is a puck, you got a goal and the boy you like got a stick and... Wait, you also got a stick in hockey... hu....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 02:18 PM
6

At best she would answer that she IS the table... Sweetie, if that's the best you can do, I would prefer to literally fuck a piece of furniture, I would just need some sandpaper to mitigate the risk of getting splinters in my junk...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 11:35 AM
13

cut to "Diamonds are for other girls" with Chad as James Bond
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 11:30 AM
28

You learned that love is filled with intense cruelty, then intense relief in the moments the explicit cruelty stops. You learned that love feels like you’re constantly chasing someone, like you’re auditioning for someone else’s approval, like someone else has the power to decide your worth. You learned that love is longing for safety, respect, affection – and never receiving them. You learned that love is never feeling loved back. You learned that you do not deserve love, and should be grateful …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/21 06:50 AM
4

Time to get out the Tesla Coils ! (Command & Conquer CCCP theme intensifies)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/21 09:20 PM
3

I was more thinking of buying a Taser, buuuuut... Your idea is better, maybe less easy to find tho ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/21 09:18 PM
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Wait, what ? Ok, guys telling each other to be obnoxious loud toxic assholes to get laid, I knew about that (even when I was younger the low-key advice was to be like that to get laid) but women making "funny" videos validating that saying, that's a new one for me... Well at least we can't fault them on being honest for once...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/21 01:34 PM
15

I had this stupid idea stuck in my head that being trustworthy and honest were positive characteristics I think many of us had this idea, until one day we realize that having the superficial self-confidence exhibited by arrogant assholes would have gotten us better results, even with someone claiming she didn't want that... Then we decide what to do with this information, choosing to change ourselves or our goals, it's up to us in the end.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/21 01:28 PM
2

So, trying to sell a product she doesn't even have a sample with her... That would be already hilarious, but the fact that she use her "professional title" for communication here takes the cake... Yeah, looks like I can totally fancy myself being a sex educator then... Sometimes things posted here are so stupid it hurts ><
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/07/21 03:21 PM
10

Damned if you do, damned if you don't...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/07/21 06:43 AM
4

Well, if you go this way, I would say that you may have MORE chances with that kind of women if you disclose all of your "misdeeds". After all, Ted Bundy got fanmail, and Charles Manson almost got married in prison... Sometimes you can't help starting to think that you got it wrong trying to be someone good with them...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/21 06:47 AM
11

actually one scenario they would be ok, if they were the one doing the cheating. And then they go all "shocked Pikachu face" when that guy cheats on them... If you got someone this way, don't be surprised when you'll be the next one cheated on...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/21 06:37 AM
9

First, if I wanted to handle baggage, I would have became a 5 stars Hotel groom or a handler at an airport... And after my shift I wouldn't want to be handling that kind of baggage in a relationship ! A relationship is supposed to be to be something helping taking the outside stress off from people in it, dammit ! In the end, it reminds me of that quote (don't know the author, sorry) : "Living with someone is searching solutions for problems you wouldn't have while being alone"...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/21 09:26 PM
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All that aside. I'm certainly no expert on fashion rules and traditions. But isn't it considered a faux pas to wear animal prints with Pepto pink after Memorial Day? I'm no expert neither, but for having sew quite my share of outfits, I would say that it's a faux pas to wear full garments made of animal print fabric, unless you are in a RPG Fantasy setting or something... A little hair bow, a lapel collar or an inside lining from animal print, why not, if you are able to wear it tastefully, but …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/21 11:47 AM
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It reminds me of this time I met a guy cosplaying as a female protagonist from a videogame in an anime convention (his costume was a version of Ari from LOL if I recall correctly). He was doing a good job, really into the character, and he was having a blast ! Maybe apart from some demeaning remarks here & there, and guess what ? None of those were coming from the "oh so horrible" male nerds & geeks around, no sir... Just guess who was unhappy that a guy could put on a costume and be a better ve…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/21 06:54 PM
7

Have you tried to juggle with live grenades ? It seems way more fun & way less dangerous...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/21 04:30 PM
3

I don't know that much really funny women to be honest... Being funny is something you may develop as a way to stand out from the crowd if you don't have other advantages, to be noticed (especially by the sex your are attracted to). So men could develop humor as a way to be noticed by women, but most women doesn't need to be funny... It could happen, but in my personal experience, it's rare.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/21 07:31 PM
3

If she was divorced, she would have surely wrote about it in her bio, it's almost a badge of honor for some of those women...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/21 07:20 PM
8

Exact, there is also the Karat for gold purity, but the number (24k, 18k...) means basically "how much grams of pure gold there is in 24 grams of this gold alloy". For the fun, here is a little calculation : she wants a ring made of a gold alloy that got 3 grams of gold for 24 grams of it (3k). From what I searched, a woman's ring weights around 2 grams, in which at this Karat purity of 3k, there would be 0.25 grams of gold in it... At today's gold price (57.59$ per gram), that would be 14.40$ w…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/21 07:07 PM
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So, she got everything she needs, hates men, but wants a Real Man© (What ???) that should give her everything, the rest, and a ring with 3 carat (with a C, you imbecile, the abbreviation is "ct")? Ok, a carat is equivalent to 200 mg, so for 3 carats, we're talking about 600 mg of gemstone (ANY gemstone i must say, we all know she's meaning a diamond, but it's not expressively written in her bio, so any gem should do). ... I got a Quartz crystal here, 7 grams, you can have it. Keep the change and…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/21 04:19 PM
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Blue whales too, but I don't want to fuck them... Her neither, tho.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/21 08:57 PM
10

This is why it seems that on some relationship forums, some men try to get real advice by posing as a woman seeking help...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/21 08:53 PM
14

Welcome to the club ! But at least I can do what I want, which is nice...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/21 08:41 PM
2

Maybe, but in the end, he payed off his home & not a new car for her... It could be a first step for him to stop being a walking ATM.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/21 08:19 PM
10

I still find it funny when you can turn their stupid advice on them, there is something almost poetic here...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/06/21 05:17 PM
2

Ok, it's basic but what the hell did she want as a first message if not "hello, how are you ?" "Hello ! did you know that you can't lick your own elbows ?" "... I bet you just tried, hu ?" It's not worth the hassle to craft a special "opener" to keep the attention of the persons you match with when the "Hi, how r u" works every time for the 10% guys that doesn't need to put on the work on OLD sites...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/21 12:51 PM
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She owns an apology to the tree outside churning out all of that O2 then...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/06/21 06:44 AM
10

Well, first : a "nice guy" usually doesn't have the experience of a "jerk" on the old "sliding sausage workout", I mean it's hard to get good at something when you have to battle odds akin to winning the lottery first just to get to it... Second : It seems quite rare that a woman like this is able to simply understand that she had to participate in the act here, not just laying on her back & waiting for an orgasm... Communication could helps a lot from what I understood from the sidelines. Third…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/06/21 07:20 AM
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Maybe she wanna be carried like this ? : https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Luke-Skywalker-Yoda-Dagobah.jpg Alas, she doesn't have enough wisdom, knowledge, self conscience & empathy to be Yoda...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/06/21 10:15 PM
1

They could have been fine, and for a very short time, they were it seems. The first websites for OLD in my country were a very basic chatting site called Caramail, and maybe Match or OKCupid in their infancy around 2000 / 2005. They were used essentially by people that weren't very good at face to face flirting, men & women alike, and for a time it was quite OK even if it was still viewed as bizarre by the majority (but this majority wasn't very welcoming for the type of people who could be OLD …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/06/21 08:16 AM
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In a case like yours, I would say that's indeed "virtually no dating experience", and that's perfectly understandable and I wouldn't have pointed it out... But she got 7 pages on her blog about her love life, with many posts indicating that her ex husband wasn't her first, and surely won't be the last...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/21 04:04 PM
7

"virtually no dating experience" / "divorced" / "single mom" Hu... how come she got "virtually no dating experience" here ? I mean, I'm in this exact situation as a man of 40, and I'm not divorced or a single father... Did she had a child with literally the first guy that talked to her or what ? What could "virtually" mean here, that she never got the dating experience from romcoms she dreamed of ? Because there is 7 fucking pages on the "Love Life" section of her blog, and I haven't looked at e…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/21 10:03 AM
1

Obviously this is not your fault, genetics and a good amount of stress for example could lead to this... Being able to keep all of your hair as you're aging isn't that common, even old women got their hair thinning & even balding, but those women in this particular subreddit doesn't seems to have any grasp of biology or physiology... My own father started balding 5 years younger than me, but to be honest the physiological stress due to alcoholism & smoking like a chimney was an enormous factor i…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/21 09:58 PM
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Anyway, they all told each other that their standards are not too high at all, even though a lot of them contained silly things like "healthy full head of hair" (they think balding is linked to porn use) Ok, that's stupid indeed... It's only anecdotal, but I got a full head of quite long hair (almost down to my butt) at 40 & you can say that I'm quite a wanker. I know guys that started balding at 25, others that still got all of their hair at 50, testosterone levels could be linked to balding bu…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/21 05:26 PM
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Yeah, it just reminded me of an episode of "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" where a mother basically wrote that on her escort profile on a site. That is not the exact same context for sure, but it still ends up sounding very sleazy...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/21 01:42 PM
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If someone is that much "happy", would they need to write such lengthy blog post about it ? Doesn't the simple fact that being really happy means that you are living it without thinking about it ? It never occurred to her mind that happiness is a fleeting state, something that may come and go at any moment, and it's not the normal state of the human mind... It's basically "Philosophy 101" here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/21 09:50 AM
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The online silence is like being slapped in the face with my singleness. No sane person lines up to be slapped every day. Every man not in the 10 / 20 higher percentage : "First time uh ?". I've seen so much of my friends being pummeled by this for years, glad I never get the idea to use OLD after seeing so much guys getting even more rejected & miserable thanks to this scam designed to keep everyone involved unhappy... But yeah, now that she doesn't benefit from it, there's a problem !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/06/21 09:37 AM
11

I'm not quite sure using tabasco as lube is a good idea... Or maybe I'm mistaken here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/21 10:51 AM
13

Too bad she never saw that those are death head moths, and that now her ability to have a relationship is in Buffalo Bill basement & hasn't put on the lotion & got the hose...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/21 10:41 AM
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I read once a very interesting insight on Charles Perrault, one of the first authors to compile fairy tales in France in the XVIIth century : he somewhat hated fairy tales that came without a moral at the end, as a fairy tale was above all a lesson in moral & conduct. Interestingly, his version of the Little Red Riding Hood ended up with the girl getting into bed with the wolf & being eaten, without the usual happy ending, an the moral was : "I say Wolf, for all wolves are not of the same sort; …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/21 11:27 PM
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Or she was just a side piece that her crush doesn't wanted to bother about apart from pump & dump.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/06/21 10:51 PM
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"to steal (her) from (her) fiancee" it seems.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 07:25 AM
12

She likes to look at the Adonis bodied guys in the gym while seating in the burger joint from the other side of the street.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/21 06:36 AM
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The worst is, every modern smartphones has integrated grammar correction & stuff, so she never had the simple curiosity to wonder why all those squiggly red lines appears under some of the words she's writing...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 06:45 AM
13

Plot twist : and Shout ! (Twist and shout) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RicaUqd9Hg (sorry, couldn't resist, at this point we might as well dance...)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/21 08:09 AM
2

At this point, wouldn't that do less mental damage for her to rent a jackhammer with a 12" dildo strapped on it ? Modern problems require modern solutions :D
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/21 06:32 AM
6

"If you can get past the physical then hit me up". Well... Can you ? I mean, Mr bad, Mr Liar, Mr Player, Mr Cheater, the guy in the closet... You gonna say that such a string of gentlemen you choose to be with were all hiding their true selves behind a veneer of good manners, or were they tall, strong & with the demeanor of a Roman Legionnaire in war? Please, don't spit on my donuts while saying it's icing... (And from what I saw in her text, she already was hit in another sense of the word, so …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/21 11:00 AM
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Or as she likes ideograms / Kanjis, the chinese or japanese translation of "to pay, swipe card here" just under her "天" & above her butt crack.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/21 09:14 AM
3

So, "Tian" ? Hu... I think I may start to laugh if it will ever happen to me, as in my language a tian is a dish from vegetables cooked in an oven, that would make me wonder why she wants a ratatouille right now...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/21 09:05 AM
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I'm not sure, but it looks a lot like "天", that has many meaning, mostly "day", "sky", "heaven"... Or "the area above a kitchen stove" :D https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/天
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/21 08:49 AM
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in my country, she would be described as a "Charentaise", that's a kind of slippers made from felt fabric. Why this comparison ? Because "you feel good in it, but you would never go out with it".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/21 10:41 PM
6

In between "being a great person" & "being Chad", which one of those state of being makes sure that she will launch herself into his arms without him having to lift a finger ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/21 04:36 PM
11

Wow, that's refreshing to read something like that in the sea of bad advice columns on every websites of the same kind... Almost mindboggling to see that the author is a woman, usually those columnists are spewing the "Go Grlll ! You Perfect & men baaad!" rheeeetoric when they are not writing about their genital warts (Hello Amy !). Are we sure it's not a pseudonym ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/21 08:36 AM
7

Liars meets liars, a perfect match in the end...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/21 09:12 PM
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Or even really educated, knowledgeable or having some culture... I know some blacksmiths with a below college education that are able to give History graduates a run for their money for example. A degree could help being recognized in a field & learning it more efficiently, but it couldn't beat a curious mind & a knack to cross sources.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/21 03:45 PM
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^ This. Getting out of a bad situation like that is long, exhausting & should always lead someone to first of all find an equilibrium in their life. But it would mean that this person is able to be self conscious, aware of the rest of the world & willing to (Gasp!...) Work on themself !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/21 03:18 PM
2

Yeah it would, just like the "healthy / beautiful at any weight", which means that it would only apply to women... Can you tell me the last time you saw a man called "plus sized" instead of fat or obese ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/21 11:58 AM
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"If I had to go for shorter women than you, my only hope is to hook up with twelve year olds, and that's pedophilia, which is viewed in a very bad way in our modern societies, shorty."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/21 11:55 AM
1

Paying her phone bill ? Yeah no, I've done this in my younger days for a female friend about one and a half decade ago, and I'm still haven't been reimbursed... Still a now distant friend, but Lesson Fucking Learned. All of my male friends would go above & beyond to repay me if they have a debt to me, and I will do the same, but any women that might hint at me lending them some money got now the "oh, too bad, I'm broke as shit too. Plus I know that you can't shave an egg".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/21 08:51 AM
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Sooooo, by her own logic, she wouldn't outright say "no" to a guy trying to date her that might be, I don't know, fat / short / in a wheelchair / from an ethnic group other than isn't seen as sexy or desirable by society ? (not all of this at the same time obviously) I don' know why, but I wouldn't bet a Scooby Snack on that...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/21 09:29 PM
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And manatees are gentle cows of the sea, with a puppy's demeanor and somewhat cute.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/21 09:21 PM
9

So, she says that she is nothing more than an object. If I would be in the mindset to date an object, I would more likely buy a RealDoll... It would be tailored exactly to my taste, wouldn't nag me & would cost me only upfront. "- But a RealDoll couldn't love you !!!" "- Neither can you. That won't change a thing for me in the end."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/21 09:03 PM
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The number of guys I saw with excellent hygiene & everything that were passed up by women for guys that were bums in everything but name...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/21 02:44 PM
14

Looks like this person kept that man on the back burner and didn't understood that he didn't own her anything in fact...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/05/21 10:04 PM
9

Another one I like goes like this : "My great grandfather killed 20 Nazi pilots in 1940. Surely the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had..."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 04:46 PM
2

Lips ? Where ? I thought I saw sausages on the lower part of her face, but I can't see any lips here...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 06:32 AM
14

That he knew someone whose grandfather died in Auschwitz, he fell from the watchtower ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/21 06:28 AM
1

Well, it seems that it doesn't work for her to find "Real Men©", so maybe she's trying other things... Do we tell her that even women on the other side of the fence are on Tinder to mainly "play the scissors duet", or do we let her go on her way to end up saying "Where Are All The Good Women" in some years ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/05/21 06:38 PM
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And then the only answers she got from most guys would be "All Work and no Play makes Jack Going his own way !". Many guys trapped in a deadbedroom relationship are already living this, but they usually got the dangling carrot of "oh, maybe Saturday, or next week" and at best half an hour of starfish sex once per month. 10/10 for the honesty, but that's a bold move to be so upfront, and you can be sure that she won't do anything else that could be expected from her in a marriage...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/05/21 02:35 PM
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A Dinner ? No, dear, a museum exhibition. We can "study" each other if you want while you may for once learn a thing or two. And if museums are "too boring", you can get the fuck out of there, I'll stay there looking at great art & forgetting that I tried to hook up with someone looking like a overinflated fake Barbie doll with a bad attitude. (Nespresso - Good coffee ? Are you kidding me ? Oh well, I'm more into tea anyway...)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/21 10:11 PM
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Oh, just let them have it, at this point everyone apart from them is able to see that their dating strategies just doesn't work, and as long they stay out of other subreddit or sites, the only ones they are hurting is themselves...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/05/21 09:29 AM
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I thought someone else added this music to underline all the wackiness of the situation to be honest...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/21 08:09 AM
14

And you have to pay to enter while the party was free. Plus you are asked to bring your own cleaning tools & products.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/21 09:55 PM
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So, to go straight to the point :all of those things that I have learned for myself for my own survival in my younger days (while she had her "fun"), I must brought to a stable relationship without "fun" or anything from her side apart from her own children ? (and yeah, I do know all of those things, it's basic skills really) And what would I get ? No "fun", only obligations ? Yeah, no, thanks, I'm good... (Funny thing is, many guys like us could have been OK with taking our fair share of family…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/21 05:20 PM
4

Wow, if I can judge from this photo, there is at least 3 false things in her description...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/21 05:04 PM
2

She got a tattoo of some Chinese ideograms right there just above her ass, she thinks it says "Force Independence & Courage", while it really means "To pay, swipe card right here".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/21 11:10 AM
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I have never known what genuine interest looks like from anyone, I don't even know what simple intimacy with someone feels like... But no. I won't try anything to woe someone with her head that far up in her butt. The one thing life has taught me on relationships (while looking at all of this from the sidelines) is that between one with someone like that and loneliness, always choose loneliness. You don't need competition or stress in a relationship, it's supposed to be closer to an island of ca…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/05/21 10:51 AM
6

"The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has since long departed".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 03:53 AM
1

With all of those requirements, that's gonna push her to the edge ! (Thank you, I'm here all night, try the beef !)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/05/21 12:26 PM
3

Oh, so a front desk employee or secretary in a tire shop then, I see, thanks.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/21 10:07 PM
2

What is a "tire coordinator" by the way ? I'm not familiar with this term, as I'm not totally English fluent... Some kind of mechanist that specialised in tire balancing ? (You can be THAT specialised ??)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/21 07:33 PM
2

Crown prince the Cat won't come with a wallet (capital) or an income stream, social status or power in society, doesn't follow orders and won't do the chores around the house or for the kids. Well, just like Chad then, she won't be disoriented by his demeanour...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/05/21 07:11 PM
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Strangely, from the years I saw my friends & myself passed on by women our age for older gents (tbh, on a smaller scale for myself as I haven't tried that much for some reasons), the only thing popping in my mind reading them is... "Oh, U Mad ?" (troll face)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/05/21 02:09 PM
2

Post Partum Depression ? Strange for this to hit her 2 years after having her son, or more than 1 year if we count the pregnancy as a part of those 2 years... I always thought that this kind of depression was hitting new mothers in the days or weeks just after the birth of a child ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/05/21 09:10 AM
7

Yep, if you wanna gauge the height of a conversation with her, you would better bring a shovel it seems.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/05/21 07:17 AM
12

"Curvy" (and we all know here that this word doesn't point to a Marylin Monroe's body type nowadays), and 4 of her 5 interest topics are about alcohol... It's quite rare that anyone point to something like sculpture making, woodworking or Byzantine history in their interests, but listing only alcohol & Netflix as what appeals to them is really sad.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/21 07:20 PM
5

It looks a lot like those people that gives you a mean nag, then goes "Just kidding !"... It could work until they stumble on someone that won't take shit. Or until there is no one able to bear being around them (most of the time near the end of their teenage years).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/21 07:06 PM
2

the higher the ponytail on the head, the nuttier / stupider she is...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/05/21 01:09 PM
6

I know where to find professional fire extinguishers if that can help, hard to beat in diameter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/21 05:29 PM
22

Sorry, you're right, I'm editing this part right now. Is that ok now ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/05/21 04:25 PM
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Yep, he is basically everything a woman would want, rich, good looking, tall, a good husband & a celebrity, then he had to get through THIS... And it seems that when he was younger, he was rejected by some girl (the singer from Salt & Pepa if I recall it right) who then choose some thug-looking nobody (and it ended up with this guy hitting her...) It's hard to think that you could have a chance nowadays when a guy like this goes through the same shit...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/05/21 03:37 PM
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And what happened to Will Smith...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/05/21 03:10 PM
1

The app is behaving as it should then... Those apps or dating sites has a particular problem : How to make money from people you seems to be actively trying to get rid of ? (IE : they are trying to make couples from celibates people). Well, the old behavioral trick is used : giving them the hope that they will find what they want, but making sure that this is juuuust around the corner the next time they came back.Give them a better chance at getting this hope too, if they pay. So, you also have …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/05/21 10:51 AM
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some says it's in a public bathroom in a nondescript fast food joint or something, but the add behind her is about "birth c(ontrol ?)" & contraception, so I would say a prenatal care clinic's bathroom or a planned parenting clinic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 09:45 AM
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Oh, it took me way too long to understand this one, well done ! Although, I have seen his name trending on Twitter, and lets just say that some may play it for the laughs, but others seems to really think that it could be their chance...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 09:33 AM
3

I know, but is that even "tutorial mode" when your first thought when looking at it is "could you at least try to use a decent pic ?" ? I know that the usual spiel is "don't judge a book by its cover", but on apps like that this is utterly false, every decision is made on your profile, the "cover" that you presents of yourself... Oh well, at least what you see is what you don't want to get, it's honest & helps avoiding her in the end.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 09:16 AM
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Not better but not worse than usual I would say... At this point, I think that if a guy is still on dating apps he should just have fun like that and mock what the algorithm throws at him, at least he could have matches from irate women & mock then even further.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 07:34 AM
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Yeah, the number of times I have heard that as a man, your profile picture should be professional grade, with multiples do's & don't (Don't look directly at the camera, do be sharply dressed, don't look like a bum but don't be totally clean shaved, don't look jaded but do play the mysterious guy)... and then you see what people on the other side choose as a profile pic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 07:27 AM
2

From what I saw from the trailer, it looks like a 70's era buddy movie with a bad cop & a bad cop, is that the idea ? If so, I should watch it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/05/21 07:19 AM
8

Yeah, just like me & my guy friends... And to be honest, most of my guy friends could cook way better that many women my age & younger. It's something everyone should be able to do, and I have seen much more women unable to do something correct in a kitchen than guys...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/21 07:35 PM
1

of so, First : why is Rowan Atkinson in drag on the right ?? Second : Who is the spastic butterfingered flaming idiot who fancy being a tattoo artist which has done all of this craptacular "work" ?? When a tattoo artist rates are "20 bucks and a case of Pabst blue ribbon", you better be aware that it will ends up badly... No seriously, I wanna know how much they have payed for those bathroom scribbles... Third : I know that "Suicide Girls" models were always of diverse type & style, but this is …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/05/21 12:07 PM
5

"one of these things is not like the others, one of these things is a lie !"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/21 07:52 AM
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Narcissists and fuck boys need not apply. I'm too wise to entertain that nonsense now. I just bolded the important word here... Even more important when you have to look at the rest of the bio to see that she has 1 or more fuck-receipts from those narcissists & fuck boys. Strangely, she didn't said those were her world, I wonder why.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/04/21 12:53 PM
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Oh, so i wasn't having a problem...I thought I was suddenly diagnosed with dyslexia while reading this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/21 11:02 AM
5

Got quite my share of tattoos, and yeah, this is proof that when you want one, you put money aside and you try to book the best tattoo artist around... Not someone that bought a 50$ machine on Aliexpress and got the artistic acumen of a 7 year old with a severe case of Parkinson.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/21 02:16 PM
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It's quite interesting to see that there is so much difference between the book & the movie, and that Forrest had to better himself to became the husband & father Jenny & their son need. But it seems there is a lot more incongruous adventures for him in the book, I know he is basically a witness to all the great events of US history in those years, but we can understand that they made him jog for 3 years in the film...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/21 08:11 PM
6

Thanks for your post, I didn't had the time, desire or crayons to answer that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/21 12:33 PM
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Allegedly Forrest's kid... The story points to this, but there is no real proof, and as she was quite promiscuous before, it's quite blurry... But I think the worst part was that when it was implied that she died of AIDS, the only thing that popped up in my mind the first time I saw it was "So she gave him AIDS too ?", and at the time I didn't even thought that boy could be another man's son...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/04/21 11:57 AM
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One more shithead and my carotid will explode. Huuu... To be honest, the scientifically minded part of me almost want to see that. If you're gonna have a date with her, better bring an oilskin guys...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 05:35 PM
6

Yeah, on one side "too good to be true", it's quite rare that a women that had led guys in the friendzone knowingly would be that thoughtful about all of this... On the other side... https://imgur.com/a/otJ0WhU
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/04/21 05:22 PM
4

Oh no ! Anyway...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 10:36 PM
1

Oh, maybe it is something specific here, as most colleges in France tries to make sure their students can speak some foreign languages, at least to be able to communicate on a basic level. Maybe to try to compensate a little for our infamous incapacity to speak something else than french... Plus there is a big push on programs like "Erasmus", where you could go studying in another country for one year (most of the teaching is done in English as a Lingua Franca), so higher degrees holders are som…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 01:42 PM
3

And yet, it was the third date and she's wondering if a fourth one is in order... Reality is only the perception of the real through our senses & personal experiences, but still she is wondering this while he act like that with her...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/21 09:54 AM
8

Then she wouldn't have any problems with being married without her consent in her younger years to a guy she doesn't know, to reinforce our alliance with Poland and getting some land in Pomerania... What ? She doesn't want that ? Oh, then why a guy should be chivalrous, if she is an equal to him & an independent woman ? Because this tiny little part of Chivalry concerning women only exist because they were seen as inferior & basically perpetual minors... And it only concerned noble ladies, so sh…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/21 09:40 AM
2

I would say that a person who speaks only one language could also be called French, we are notorious for this... It's getting better since 2 or 3 generations tho, but we got 2 problems : Our own language is quite hard to master... There is more exceptions than rules basically. You could for example learn Finnish in 3 to 4 years as a child, but it would take about 10 years for French (and it would be only functional, not perfect French). For a long time, we had learning methods here that were per…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/21 04:09 PM
2

Oh, thanks for the explanation ! Here in France (and most of EU), we finish high school at 18, and we got the same options : work, college or what can be called "superior" trade schools (a great part of trades like plumbing or boilermaking can be learned in specialized "professional high schools", akin to trade schools before getting to 18 yo). Then in college, we got 3 divisions : License (3 years), Master (5 years) & Doctorate (8 years). We also got some very specialized colleges ("Grandes éco…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/04/21 03:56 PM
5

Wow, so first of all : "Yeah, I'm not 37 but 45 because this app is ageist". Nope lady, you are a liar, and that's not a good way to start anything in the realm of dating, right ? After all, I know that if I say I'm 7 feet tall and I'm not at all (to bypass the heightism "in dating apps" dear), I won't have any success... So why does she think she would be able to pull this off ? Second, i have a little question : I'm not totally knowledgeable of the US degrees system, but "Graduate degree" mean…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/21 08:05 PM
2

in girth ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/21 06:11 PM
2

At this point, an animal transporters truck is a viable option...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/21 06:04 PM
12

With such a nth level cock stare, she can see through concrete pillars to make sure they are done correctly, quite a feat in her job !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/21 05:37 PM
1

Only if you pay for it, at the waffle house ! Apart from that...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/21 08:46 AM
22

Ohhh, that would be so so nice, huh ? Guys, do we tell her ? They do exist, but they are not that much tall, not psychopathic, they are stable and not exciting... And you perfectly know that you won't be interested because they won't play games.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/21 11:16 PM
106

I have a hunch that she doesn't even know that pasta has an uncooked form... When you ask her where does milk come from, she would answer "the supermarket, duh..."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/21 01:06 AM
15

that was a noob move, everybody knows that to hide perfectly, you need a cardboard box :P
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/04/21 12:59 AM
5

Alcohol. A lot of it. But it's very dangerous to pull up this maneuver, because the guy should be inebriated enough to be willing to fuck, but not too much to be able to have a hard-on, and not getting brain damage from the subsequent coma. The launch window is really small here...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/04/21 06:08 PM
22

I was about to use the piece of paper analogy myself here... "Crumble it, step on it, throw it... Then unfold it, try to flatten it and tell it you're sorry... It won't work, it's still wrinkled and will never get back the way it was".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/04/21 01:35 AM
4

And it got me turned into a newt ! ... I got better.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/21 02:44 PM
2

Stop being a pussy. Hmmm... Meow.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/21 08:47 AM
2

Yep, when he is not exercising everyday to get really ripped for a movie, he is not as "toned" but still really muscular. There is still a good chance that if he slaps me, I will rotate 3 times in my underwear before hitting the ground. I know about that, you know about that, but to many women & people magazines, it is a "dad bod".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 08:44 PM
9

So, just like sex work in my country... It's not forbidden to sell it (in fact you even had to mention your gains in your income tax declaration, after all it's legal), but you better not be buying some (well, unless it's out of sight of everyone on the Web...).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 07:03 AM
14

Plus if you are brutally honest with her... Ohh, that's bad & nasty & you should watch your filthy mouth, man !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 06:45 AM
10

I have a feeling that she will use the old "I can't define it but I can recognize it when I see it"... Talk about being woke or progressive when you would use the same definition of porn than the people who tried to destroy adult publications in the 70's...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 06:40 AM
21

"dad bod" I think that you might have in mind another version of the "dad bod" than her... For many women, when he wasn't exercising for filming, this was Jason Momoa with his "dad bod" : https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/mega457805-001-1562695542.jpg?resize=480:*
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/21 06:30 AM
3

a blender without the cover, you better be somewhere else when she start spewing her bullshit everywhere.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/21 08:14 AM
14

The thing is, yes we should have known it's a satirical website, but after seeing so much "serious" articles of the same caliber by Amy "Got Warts ?" Horton for example, it's getting hard to be able to see the difference... That's a good one for Poe's Law here, maybe Amy should write for Reductress ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/21 04:59 PM
3

Yep, for non french people here, it was called "les Guignols de l'info" and it was a french version of "Spitting Image" basically, but with a more political twist sometimes ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/21 04:51 PM
1

Plus Chandler, Monica & Ross got quite steady jobs from what I recall, so living in colocation with them was quite easy for the others...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/21 12:18 PM
4

NaNaNaNa NaNaNaNa NaNaNa..... Noooo Waaayyy !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/21 11:22 AM
7

Yeah, when seeing this part & the selfies, I was thinking "Press X to Doubt".... You can be a photographer with just about anything, I have seen people take incredible photos with a fuxxing Polaroid, and others unable to do shit with a high range Reflex cam... Calling yourself a photographer means you should know how to compose an image, knowing things about color & light, not just be able to finger an Iphone that does almost everything for you when you push the button.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/21 11:16 AM
19

Poor thing... 18 yr old, and it's the "funniest years of her life"... So deep inside her mind she knows it's gonna be downhill from now on. To be honest, when someone (man women or whatever) says that around 18 is the best years of their life, I let them have it. They deserve the bad years coming and the inability to create a fulfilling life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/21 11:07 AM
2

nope, European here, but I've seen that there was many rebadging between markets, between the US & Australia in particular, quite interesting.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/21 04:37 PM
2

(I just looked up a wiki page about Australian cars, I'm impressed there was so much cars specifically developed in Australia... I think that like many people, I just knew the Ford Falcon Pursuit Special ^^) Yeah, it's kinda strange she's writing about a 80's car... I think that a previous guy she was really into was a car modder way more into his car maybe ? Like many women, she doesn't have real personal interests, but imprint on the interest of the last guy she liked.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/21 03:54 PM
14

I may add that, as Terry Pratchett once wrote, "Happiness is not the default state of the human being"... (I may be paraphrasing here) A great deal of most philosopher's work is to make people understand that happiness is a fleeting state.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/21 10:18 PM
11

Well you know, when you are honest, logical and you're telling the truth, people not accustomed to this tend to not like it... and it shows ! And the main difference in upbringing between most women and most men, is that men are told to be realist since their teenage years, to harden up themselves and to look at the truth directly (in their studies, dreamed jobs, partner choices...). Women ? Not that much... I can say from experience that most of the time, to destroy a pampered ego, you just nee…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/21 10:10 PM
10

So she wanna be Marie-Antoinette in the "Queen's Hamlet" in Versailles, but fat, not as intelligent and agreeable and a camwhore ? There's gonna need some twisting in the space-time continuum for this project to be fulfilled, to say the least...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/21 09:59 PM
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Wait... They need to be in a cooking show to learn how to cook ?? With the planetary repositories of cooking recipes and video channels at the tip of their fingers, they have to go on a TV show to learn the basics ? I know that some people can't cook a boiled egg to save their life, but come on... (On the other hand, it's true that I haven't encountered that many women my age and younger that can cook better than me... Or even their husbands / boyfriends.)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/21 06:07 PM
9

and he is 6ft ½ (1m85), so boom ! Disqualified again. For a mere ½ inch, too bad...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/21 10:17 AM
3

Yes, that's him, this segment was something !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/21 07:11 PM
15

That reminds me of a video by a guy whose Youtube channel is cited here from time to time (can't recall the name, a black guy, sharply dressed, he's chatting with single women calling him in his show and give them the truth bluntly ?). A single mother calls, and after the usual "Woo is me" from her, he directly ask "Would you be OK if your son brings you a 35 year old unemployed single mother of a child that isn't his own, and he tells you 'I'm gonna marry her' ?" You can hear the Hamster going …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/21 03:32 PM
10

"Sad Trombone noise"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/03/21 12:53 AM
2

Wow, at first I thought that we got new photos of a supermassive Black hole thanks to the Event Horizon Telescope...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/03/21 06:35 PM
9

As actors knows, the more you play a role, the more you risk to become the role...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/21 09:14 AM
2

A PHD where she didn't learned marketing or the simple fact that psychic powers aren't real until proven otherwise.... I have a feeling that even with a Phd, she could be in awe in front of the old psychic tricks like the "choose a number from 1 to 4"....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/03/21 11:50 AM
2

OnlyFats.com ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/21 11:57 AM
5

but what do you offer? Mountain Dew. Nope ! That is HER Mountain Dew, you won't have any ! (even if you ends up paying for it)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/21 12:49 PM
16

I don't know what is worse : the fact that she think a hookup app is the place for her publicity stunt with a dash of shaming... The fact that she think guys will buy her photos when there is millions of free photos of way hotter women around... The idea that a bathroom photo so unflattering without even a smile would be the perfect hook to fish for subscribers... Come on, Marketing woman, Marketing !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/21 12:46 PM
2

Yep, that's the sign for the Gemini constellation or twins, the black heart could be about sorrow or just love (but black ?) & the dollar eye mouth, something linked to making money.... Did she want to have a threesome with two grieving rich black twins ? Your guess is as good as mine...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/21 08:54 AM
29

And if you dare show that you really are different... "Ew !"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/21 11:11 PM
4

yeah, the Cartman sales method only works in South Park....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/21 07:21 PM
17

Yeah, sure, if she ever had any idea of the cost of a figurine today, she would reconsider then... And there is not that much nerds I know that are into that Ponzi scheme, most of them know what is really a blockchain (ie a very slow way to do a database)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/21 07:29 AM
2

Wait wait wait, I was using "sudo apt-get install excellence" all along... Oh man, so many years wasted...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/21 06:00 PM
1

She's a "moped" : Fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you with it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/21 02:38 PM
4

I'm in a slightly drunken state right now, but I have the feeling that this is a photo filter... <rant on> God I hate those filters... Had to change my glasses and pay about 300€ from my pocket after my insurance payed about the same amount, and I can't help to hate those filters after years of being shitted on for wearing glasses since my 4 years old... </rant off>
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/21 12:41 AM
6

You know, as usual when women seen in those profiles says they are "sarcastic", it's mostly codeword for "I'm a loudmouthed bitchy imbecile that won't be able to recognize real sarcasm even if it was eating my breakfast, or able to stomach it when it will be used on me"... People that are really sarcastic knows that it's not something to parade around town about, and that it can only be used as a last ditch effort to not directly insult or injure someone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/02/21 10:16 AM
11

Poe's Law. That's impossible to know for sure nowaday.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/21 10:22 PM
7

"Sure, but 2 things : I can only show you the way because you have to learn by yourself with the help of the community, and be aware that you will have to use your brain, there is no little gremlin inside to do the job for you". (Most of the time, this stops them right on their track or make them try it & adopt it, a win for me either way ^^)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/21 11:53 PM
16

"Sorry, I work on Linux" (only works when they don't want to switch to it, doesn't work when they do ^^°)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/21 01:03 PM
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This. I'm a mere computer technician and I have learned very early in my life to never say exactly what is my line of work or people will ask me about anything more technological than a microwave oven... I just say where I work as public servant. Plus she is on two platforms where people are for fast hookups & sex encounters, nothing more, so when you add sex workers & hookups it's bound to happen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/21 07:35 AM
3

What ?? Talk about being delusional... So they don't know that 62% of Tinder users are male and 38% are female (saw that on wikipedia)... And a majority of users of a product always define its use.... (oh well, why would I care ? I never used any OLD app, and from what we can see here and there, I wouldn't have any chance anyway, so why bother?)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 07:12 PM
3

Or Geoguessr ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 02:06 PM
2

I'm not quite sure... Those hearts looks a lot like red radishes to me. And it's still funny, that's the point of the photo anyway ^^
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 12:14 PM
3

"Why not both ?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 12:12 PM
4

with someone else money obviously. More money that if you were both childless, because if they don't come with you and became one more reason for not being adventurous (you know, the way many women want to see the world : from a 5 stars hotel pool, away from a country reality...), well they need to be babysitted... On your dime !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 07:47 AM
7

"Guys on here only want hookups" Well, that's the point of an hookup site / app ! Don't go to a barn then complain that it smells like cows are kept there !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 07:37 AM
3

In those days, "be a man" has as much sense as "use those poison ivy leaves to wipe your ass"... I can perfectly accept that as men we don't have a say in what makes a woman, but the corollary is just as true : women can't have a say in what makes a man. They can have their preferences, no problems (just like us), but being a man doesn't have anything to do with doing whatever they think suits them at the moment, that's being a doormat and even a dweeb like me knows that it's not a way that woul…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/02/21 07:32 AM
1

hu ? I'm just making assumptions and having fun about her demands here, I don't see the point in doxxing anybody... Maybe I haven't formulated correctly what I wanted to say ? English is not my first language, so... I just wanted to point the fact that real gorgeous sights, real seafaring and getting to know what is the real job on a vineyard are very far from the "upscale" things she wants... And she want it on your dime, not on her own.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/21 08:13 PM
3

dining with a gorgeous view Yeah, I got the hunch that just having a fine luxury picnic in a beautiful place hard to reach is not what she has in mind... sailing around the coast I could bet that she won't lift a finger to help sailing on something more sporty than a luxury motor yacht, like a sloop or a yawl... And the ocean better not be making waves or she will complain ! spending the day at a winery vineyard I could arrange that I think, but it won't be what she has in mind... Is she good wi…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/21 10:18 AM
3

Sure, sometimes you get lucky, or tastes can vary between individuals, but if you are into demanding that your future SO being a specific type, you better be prepared to be able to get to their level, or having something they would want... And I may be bold here in my assumptions, but I have my doubts the type of guys she's thinking of would feel obligated to be with her unless they have very specific tastes. Maybe she will get lucky, but it's doubtful...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/21 06:11 PM
4

She can have demands, no problems, as much as she wants... It's a free "market" after all ! But I think we can all agree that nobody is obligated to abide to them, right ? And we can all agree that a man in the same physiological situation would be publicly laughed at for displaying such demands, right ? And that he would be asked to "be realist", to "put down the fork" or to "go to the gym" before his demands would be answered later with a "whatever, you can't demand that, it's misogyny !!!" I'…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/21 01:31 PM
3

She can demand whatever she wants, but the thing is nobody is obligated to follow her demands... It's a simple application of the laws of supply & demands. As a late XXth century philosopher once said "you can't always get what you want"....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/01/21 07:43 AM
14

So, Ramona Flowers got 3 fuck receipts from chads then dived headfirst in a pile of metal scraps at the junkyard ? I don't mind tattoos or piercings most of the times, but when it comes to the point of "enough metal to be magnetically pinned up to a wall near the MRI room every 20 minutes" it's a little too much...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 09:58 AM
3

Plus she is really lucky that at 60 guys still wants to "share bedroom" with her, they could go for "younger" women (40 - 50 year old) if they wants to...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/21 08:28 AM
6

Also boys that fuck a girl then fuck off we can do the same if I think that's what all ur worth Well... That's exactly what those "boys" want ! To fuck you then go away ! To pump & dump ! You're not making their life harder or feeling bad about what would be happening, you would just be their masturbatory toy by doing that... Talk about someone that doesn't understand the situation she's in...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/01/21 12:19 AM
2

Fuck, I'm no Greek god myself (unless if you count Hephaestus), but she better be extremely agreeable in person and way more articulate than the common broad... And being demanding upfront isn't a good way to start. At least she should be paying her own two tickets if the planned date happens in a zoo, I mean she will need one to enter and one to get out...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/21 09:18 AM
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And you have to pay before entering to clean, with your own equipment.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/21 01:38 AM
1

I know ! ^^ But in regard of what those OF girl may "provide", being somewhat correct in the bedroom is already quite the accomplishment, isn't it ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/21 01:35 AM
4

I wouldn't call "having an Only Fans account" "hard work" to be honest... To most of them it seems that such a line of "work" consist essentially of "Lying nude on my back in front of a webcam", at least a prostitute has to move and be somewhat correct at what she does to get clients.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/01/21 10:53 AM
9

She better be looking for a forklift operator...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/01/21 07:23 AM
14

oh come on, that was my first thought too ! ^^ And to be honest, my second thought was "She really was able to pay rent with her OF before ?" To each their own, I know, but frankly... I try to never judge on sight, but she seems to radiate enough stupidity to create a major nuclear event of dumbness if she ever trip and fall...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/01/21 01:04 PM
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Seems like if you're an average normal bro who is nice & honest, you are not "a man" but "a friend", right ? The only thing honesty & niceness are getting you today is the possibility to look at yourself in a mirror a saying "at least I'm not a motherfucker", and it's sometimes hard to know that it won't get you far...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/01/21 12:56 PM
5

And in term of conversation, it's a good proactive way to open the door about having a second date, just like you could end a professional email with something like "let's get back together on this next week" or something like that. This guy got game and manners, and he dodged quite the bullet here...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/01/21 10:08 AM
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There is a difference between joking and being a laughing stock ^^°
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/01/21 07:49 PM
5

I'm 172cms too, and there is another advantage : everything fits you ! No banging your head on door lintels or having problems finding fitting clothes like many of my taller friends ! (Plus if a woman is stupid enough to find me "not tall enough to be a man", my only response would be "too bad for you, because if I was interested, I would have gone down on you way quicker than a tall guy, the journey is shorter for me...")
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/01/21 07:41 AM
2

oups, sorry ! I mixed up with an expression from my native language, or I wasn't very awake
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/21 06:09 PM
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And she perfectly know that in our current societal gestalt, she can deceive a guy about his paternal status and the rest of society will say "he raised this child as his own, he is the father ! Make him pay !". Bummer... (Raising a child while knowing you are not the biological father is a question of personal choice, something that many of us won't do, but if it's an enlightened decision that's OK in my book, but this... In the end, this guy is fucked in every possible outcome, if he learns or…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/21 11:15 AM
1

From my years of (not that much) gaming, I learned a thing : If there is no way that even with effort you can get to the loot while following the rules, if you just can't win a game, just don't bother with it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/21 11:15 AM
2

Sorry females, as Simone de Beauvoir (a very important 2nd wave feminist from France) said : "We are not born a woman: we become it" ("On ne naît pas femme : on le devient") Are they though enough to take on Madame de Beauvoir on this or not ? I'm could be ok with anything, to be honest I don't care, but saying shit about her while being feminist ? : "do not compute".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/01/21 02:56 PM
12

as we use to say here : "You. Me. the intercity train. The only ones to have never run her over".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/20 04:23 PM
7

The classic "I have nothing to wear !" with an overflowing wardrobe ? With some outfits she never wore more than once even when she perfectly knew that they fit perfectly and you would have loved her to, right ? Some stereotypes are grounded in reality... Just like the difference between men & women when 2 peoples got the same outfit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/20 12:02 PM
15

Oh, I have seen such behaviour from many people, all genders alike, minimum wage / under minimum wage people that prefer to buy expensive gear & stuff to "flash" their pseudo wealth to the eyes of others... Iphones, brand sneakers, sportwears in which they never do sport... While food came from a charity and rent is never payed on time, I know about that. I may be myself someone which is bad with money, but it was never for apparent status, that's all... (In my case it's more because I tend to e…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/20 12:34 AM
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I searched for the minimal salary in Bogota : about 243$ / month. What kind of sick fuck can put more than 2900$ in a pair of shoes ??? I may be just an under average chump in a first world country, but I had to plan to buy a new pair of shoes for 150€ that will last me 10 fucking years... And you can be sure she will change half her shoes in 6 months ! Yeah no, as we use to say here she is "throwing money through the window", and the "holier than you" attitude won't work with guys with "enough …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/12/20 10:31 PM
3

Well, to get women, you have to be frank & earnest... You'll be "Frank" in New York, and "Earnest" in Chicago ! :P
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/12/20 08:12 PM
3

Thanks ! But it's just a thought, passing through my mind and trying to help a fellow guy calming his inner tempest ^^
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/12/20 08:09 PM
17

Yeah, you'll end up seeing that the opposite of love is not hate, it's apathy. Apathy when seeing people that sneered at you in your younger days for "not being man enough" are now way behind in their personal journey than you. Apathy against the Gestalt of "be a real man" for those kweens, dreading their blocked futures full of boxed whine (get it ?) and cats. I don't hate women, I still find some of them to my taste, others to be good acquaintances, but I'm starting to be quite apathetic to th…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/12/20 05:30 PM
10

"You're too ugly to afford being that stupid, sweaty" seems to be the perfect answer here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/12/20 11:39 AM
5

I would say that there is a possibility that this is not her room / apartment at all. This could really be taken in a X stars hotel room she was able to rent for an hour photoshoot, in a friend's house who's got more money... Hell, just tidy a room for an hour or 2 and some good light and presto ! Plus you may have this impression because there is way more shitty photos in shitty places, or bathroom shoots, etc... And those more glamorous ones are more visible then.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/20 05:48 PM
1

quite possibly, but it reminded me of a motorcyclist expression from around here for a big guy on a little bike : "a toad on a matchbox" ^
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/12/20 02:53 PM
1

quite possibly, but it reminded me of a motorcyclist expression from around here for a big guy on a little bike : "a toad on a matchbox" ^
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/12/20 02:53 PM
4

Yeah, for every Susan Wayland using balletboots on a photoshoot, there is a dozen of what I can only describe as "toads on stilts"...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/20 01:58 PM
4

"Well, if you really want to wear them and having me being taller, then let me use my shepherd's stilts so everyone will know who is the sheep here, Darling" ^^
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/20 01:55 PM
2

"- Are you small enough so I can rest my beer glass on the top of your head ?" maybe ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/20 10:49 AM
13

Also, what questions (plural) does her being 5’8” actually answer? It just about answers one (one that is largely irrelevant to guys) oh, it's just a way to say that she only want guys taller than her, especially when she is wearing high heels.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/20 07:26 AM
1

No no, don't, I think it's a long run joke or something like that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/20 07:34 AM
4

Yeah, that would be one of the way to say "tingles" in french indeed, at least when used in this context.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/20 03:29 PM
17

that was my first thought too...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/20 11:49 AM
3

Sometimes I just wonder if instead of a wingman, you had a wingwoman (a hired escort for example), how much more chance would you have in the flirting game ? (And then I'm thinking, if you had enough money to hire an escort to do that, why would you ?? Just have your way with the escort and Basta ! Unless if maybe you want to mess up with the heads of some broads that rejected you, but that's not healthy for yourself in the end, so why bother ?)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/20 07:55 AM
2

that could be quite an idea to vet someone you would really want a LTR with (if you're inclined to and ready to do some work) : booking a table in a restaurant you know well, and have planned with the waiter & the cook a wrong order to see what is going to happen... Obviously a compensation would be needed for the cook & waiter, but it would be a small price to pay to see what will be her reaction.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/12/20 01:53 PM
2

Either she is sexually attracted to anything (man, woman, inbetween, trans, aliens, mushrooms, animal, vegetal, amorphous minerals... Think captain Jack Harness in Doctor Who). Or she is in love with anything that could be fried in a pan.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/12/20 08:00 PM
25

If she is a pure virgin saving herself for marriage, how did she know she is Pansexual ? (Unless she thinks it means being in love with whatever can be cooked in a pan...) A virgin with "a passion for the sloppier side of life" ? Hu... My understanding of the English language may be not that high, but didn't "sloppier" here is linked to the expression "sloppy seconds" ?? Like getting it in row from Chads and all ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/12/20 02:02 PM
18

My child is never called baggage! What about "Ballast Discharge" then ? Seems more accurate, as it's full of germs and it's very commonly the result of a "Pump & Dump"... But it won't change the fact that the only Baggage I want is from the Discworld Series, and that this child is your problem, not mine.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/12/20 09:06 AM
3

isn't that George Carlin ? ^^
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/20 10:48 PM
1

Is that dots of dust on the lens of her phone or so many moles I can almost trace the Hokuto (Big Dipper) constellation on her face ? I wouldn't mind this that much, but with the pounds of make up & the filters, it's got something quite uncanny... I can't put my finger on what, but something is amiss here. Plus her bio is the usual stupid spiel.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/20 08:36 PM
3

Ack Ackack Ack Ack ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/20 08:29 PM
5

It may be something about "trans-positive" & "intersex positive" feminism (so "intersections" of gender or something), or something about stuffing a feminist into a MRI scanner to find out what happens if her piercings are using ferromagnetic materials.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/20 08:23 PM
4

Well, Everyone, men & women, are stupid in general... Even you & me & others here. I mean, 50% of people are pushing twice in a row on doors clearly marked "Pull", and when the instructions on some shampoo bottles starts with "To use, remove the cap", you start to suspect that someone has done something for this text to exist. You know, to be superior to others is quite easy, you just need to use correctly your brain 5 to 15 more minutes than the others each day. But you could still be quite stu…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/20 08:10 PM
1

I was about to ask which one of them she was, happy to see that I'm not the only one to though that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/20 10:33 PM
22

Yep, but it may not be his kid, so beware ^^
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/20 08:00 PM
2

It a good movie, not one I would rewatch every year but ok. One possible explanation I have is that it's a "Light Goth" / "Disney Goth" movie, it's easier to access than for example the German Expressionism movies of Wiene or Murnau, or anything by Fisher... And it has a good end ! So after seeing it, Bam ! Some basic broads thinks "ohhh, I'm sooo Gothic, I love this film ! Look at me, U'm Spuechial !" (And then, hand them a book by Edgar Allan Poe or Baudelaire and look at them trying to unders…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/20 07:51 PM
22

And the worst is I thought at first just by looking at the first image, "Ok, overweight with bad tattoos. There is at least one Jack Skellington somewhere on her." Bingo ! I don't mind tattoos if they have real meaning or are good, but the "Basic overweight +sarcastic+ bitch with the Skellington Tattoo" is not exactly what I would call a rare and interesting combination...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/20 08:42 AM
3

A full set of curtain rod, twelve single use piping bag and an half false Serrano ham !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/20 12:06 AM
1

It depends, I know where to find fire extinguishers for example...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/20 01:42 AM
2

You know what I call a woman that act like this ? I don't call her, she can go fudge herself and her mama that didn't raised her to be well mannered. Oh, by the way ? Henri Calvill, surely one of the man that can be described as a perfect dream for you ? 6.1" Congrats, you just played yourself you uppity Pièce Montée.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/11/20 09:26 AM
2

I'm not interested in holding anyone's hand and guiding them into manhood. Yeah, no. If from the general zeitgeist followed lately by feminists, if men shouldn't have a say about what makes a woman, the corollary is just as true... You can have your preferences and all, just like us, but you can't define manhood if we can't define womanhood. ​ Quite a catch Yeah No ². "If you have to say 'I am the King !', you aren't". It's the fisherman that decides what's a catch, not the fishes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/20 10:07 AM
2

At least, you can see her with make up and "au naturel", so no bad surprises on a morning when you see her without make up the first time... But yeah, that's a rough 34. Not a bad idea for the concept of a new dating site tho, where no make up photos are obligatory. And I may not understand her text like you do, but I had the impression that the "house of two girls" means her and her daughter, plus a cat, no ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/20 10:37 PM
2

Yeah no, at 35 (sure about that ?) in fairy tales, you are not the Princess waiting for Prince Charming... You are getting way closer to the Mother in Law. Like 5 years closer, if you can compute that most princesses in fairy tales are aged 13 to 17 and their Kings of a father may want someone at least a little palatable... (but they are kings, so I may think they would be able to get someone younger than that, after all nobody will say to their face that they should date someone in their age br…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/20 07:39 AM
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And in the meantime as a man you can do as much as you can to be recognized as a renowned professional in your field, try to accomplish yourself, becoming someone truly complete and aware of your shortcomings and perks... Then you heard from a basic bitch like that that you are not a man because you are under 190 cms (6feet 2inches).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/20 07:24 AM
2

It's kinda hard to grate correctly a lunar lander tho...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/20 07:15 AM
7

With a fanny pack ! A rare combination.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/20 02:46 PM
7

If your first question is can we have sex Nope, it would be more something like "are you lost ma'am ? You sure you are in the right cyberplace to search for what you say you want ?" ​ If you can make me laugh your (sic) half way (sic) there. Yeaahhh, no, I'm not as old, but I can say from experience that you can make women laugh as much as you want, it's not the first half to get to know them "biblically" : it's more of a second one to close the deal if needed. The first one is decided in about …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/20 09:14 PM
2

Well, tribal could be interesting, if you count Polynesian / Samoan traditional patterns as tribal... But the usual bad looking "tribal" patterns yeah, that's surely what she would love to see. And even with traditional Polynesian patterns, you have to do it right, as it's a way to do some familial / personal history... If not done right, you could end up with something that roughly means "your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/20 03:41 PM
5

Oh, maybe more than once. At least on some pages, where she had to follow her finger to read...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/20 02:56 PM
12

Well, after 3 crotch goblins, it's obvious she doesn't care about periods. And commas too !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/11/20 01:36 PM
3

Being inked, and it has to be the right kind of tattoos... You see, she will evaluate if you are a "real man with real tats" or not, even if your tattoos are way more meaningful and artistic than the ones she would have ever seen. You may gain brownie point for facial or hand tattoos, you know, the ones that guaranties you can't have a normal daytime job.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/11/20 06:18 PM
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and then she add : Ok, let’s be honest, I am realistic. HAHAHAHAHAHA ! That's the cherry on the cake !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/20 07:26 AM
2

My intentions are pure and my heart is full of gold I don't know which one of us is a gold digger, but I can surely recognize Fool's Gold when I see it. (Plus "when you have to say that you are the King, you aren't") And that angle ? Yeah, even an inexperimented dweeb like me knows it's for hiding something... After all, I've seen the rise & fall of Myspace with my very one eyes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/11/20 11:47 AM
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So while you fill out her application, she let other kind of guys fill her out in other ways, and those guys doesn't need to court her....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/20 01:30 PM
2

THIS. exactly. You better be able to discern when she wants you to only listen & nod or when she wants a solution to her problem... (I can't shake out the felling that the second option is only available when you will have to use your money or time to solve her problem... And you better be able to do it without saying a word)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/20 09:34 PM
17

Yeah, always a great idea to put your dick in crazy that got a bun in the oven from a person that is in jail ! No need to listen to your survival instinct screaming "Get out get out getout getoutGETOUT!!!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/20 12:40 PM
2

Beats me, there is as much definition of feminism as there is feminists... Even more I think, because it can vary in scope and size to fit what they want at the moment. All along my life I have seen only two feminist women which their inner definition of feminism was solid and doesn't falls back on patriarchal habits & uses when it benefited them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/20 12:20 PM
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There is a possibility yes, I have tried to look at Error Level Analysis (ELA) on Fotoforensics, but as this is a cropped screenshot the results are inconclusive, the original image is needed to be sure. But there is something fishy yes, a little line drawing & some levels tweaking with the Gimp gave me that result : https://imgur.com/a/nyEiRK3
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/20 01:42 AM
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Sooo.... The only thing she has to offer is that being with her a certain set time as a foreigner could get you a green card ? Yeaahhhh... No. As a foreigner myself, if I would like a green card, I would prefer to get through the bureaucratic hell & back before thinking about this option. Sapiosexual as fuck Well, Duh. The old saying tells that we are always attracted by what we lack... (But I'll gamble dollars against biscuits that she won't recognize an intelligent man even if he was eating he…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/10/20 11:05 PM
14

You click ans sparks fly Well, if you want it to clicks & sparks, I would recommend you to start using three-phase electric motors in your vibrator, because it's getting late for you to find someone that would go all Electric Boogaloo on you...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/10/20 11:13 AM
1

Well, she seems dense enough for this hypothesis being in need of some tests...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/20 04:50 PM
11

Wow, a galaxy of stupidity, forever expanding... Nature is truly fantastic, sometimes the stupidity is taken care by itself, in a simple but efficient way, by pilling up demands for a depreciating asset.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/20 06:15 AM
22

Yeah, you have to search specifically to get those emojis, those are not the default ones.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/20 09:47 PM
6

Yeah, no. At 47, in fairytales you are not the Princess waiting for her Prince Charming. You are the vain stepmother. Deal with it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/20 09:03 PM
7

Funny thing is, I don't think she would know the difference between an atheist and an agnostic. And I think that if you look like Chris Evans, she wouldn't care if you would be atheist, christian, are Krishna or satanist, the tingles doesn't care about that...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/20 08:52 PM
6

Not a bad idea for a business ! "Do your family doesn't like your girlfriend ? At \Rent-a-Wreck*, we could help you show them how much it could be worse !* We got everything, from stupid ass tattooed white trash to ghetto kween wannabes hoes ! Don't let your family members think your real girl is that much of a problem, call now !"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/20 08:43 PM
11

Until someday, someone really hit her hard in the face and then the edgy undipendunt gurl act is out of the window...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/20 04:52 PM
8

Yeah sure, I would loooove to bring back to my family an illiterate chamber pot with bad tattoos over her face that have the visual and personal depth of bathroom scribbles, and the apparent personality of pocket lint. Sure. oh well, that's sometimes the good part of being white as aspirin, it saves from theses guuurrlls wanting a "real N "... Good luck to you guys...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/20 03:32 PM
4

"Some people just aren't meant to find love... and I think I'm one of them" Bitch, you just got on a "casual date". A date you just qualified as "casual", where you surely didn't put much effort in it, while wanting this guy to do all the "heavy lifting". And then you wonder why HE didn't want to keep going at it ? And you feel like you are not meant for love ?? For fuck's sake, She - just - got - on - a - date. A date that was casual to her, but a date nevertheless. When dozens of guys can't ge…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/20 06:22 AM
1

So, if I workout it won't, but if I won't she wouldn't, right ? It's starting to get hard to understand anything lately... (Let's be honest, with such a short bio we are only inferring things about what she means & want, but I have my doubts about being a "no workout" guy and having a chance here....)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/10/20 06:23 AM
9

Looks like someone has made a Miss-take. Repeatedly. All of those Reaaaaally nice guys seems to know something about her she doesn't, wonder what it is ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/10/20 06:07 AM
4

Either it's dyslexia or someone never listened in catechism, because being able to confuse Chad's baby batter & the Holy Spirit is quite a feat. "Don't just want a fuck boy !!!" you forgot "no more" at the end of this phrase sweetheart...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/20 10:55 AM
2

She took the Virgin Mary as an example, but she shed out the "Virgin" part of it and somewhat mixed up Chad and the Holy Spirit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/20 12:35 PM
14

"Oh malheureux !" Don't you know that mentioning women's weight is sexist, misogynist and a tool of the Patriarchy !?! /s (I think I got the trifecta here...) I can't shake out the feeling that they cling to the old "you don't ask a lady her age or her weight", in a desperate bid to shut up guys that would like to know, but if you don't post your height as a guy, you can go fudge yourself & yo Mama to Tataouine...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/20 01:32 PM
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Because in her mind by telling her height, she can have a "height requirement"of her own without feeling too shallow about it, because she loooves wearing her heeled shoes, so you HAVE to be 6'3 or whatever... Simply projection in fact.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/10/20 09:29 AM
11

From what I have seen here and there, a criminal record could help you get more of them, not less... Bad boy needs fixing, you know ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/20 05:00 PM
1

"looking for something meaningful and old skool (sic)", while she is sporting what look like a "slutty" Xena Warrior Princess outfit ? I won't judge her on that, she can wear & show what she wants, but I can't see the logic here, showing off the goods on a hookup app and saying she want it "old skool" / no hookup / no players... Do not compute !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/20 10:26 AM
12

Yeah, 60$ is not the right price.... It's WAY overpriced for a shagging with a guy sporting a 12$ blowup doll face.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/20 11:50 AM
14

Oh wow, that was a loooong list here... With so much stupidity inside that, the promise of possible fantasies (if you are the RIGHT guy) is not even worth the hassle, even when some of those kinks are right up my alley... But I think that the most stupid part is "having to be left handed so we can sit together on the same side of the table" one. I am left handed myself, and I know from the age of about 5 or 6 that you can sit a right handed person next to a left handed one, you just have to sit …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/09/20 10:05 AM
2

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/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/09/20 11:05 PM
13

And she loves Coffee ! And Comedy ! Alas we men are all Greek Tragedies aficionados sipping on tea, what a shame...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/20 03:37 PM
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Ohhhh, so now being strong, independent and having it all like a man is hard, Hun ? Guess what ? Welcome to the party sweetheart, you could have been really clever and choose a less perfect guy in your younger days, then you could have grown & created something together, but nope ! So now, as you have chosen to "have it all like a man", learn that lesson : life ain't easy for us, and as this 20th century philosopher said, "you can't always get what you want".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/09/20 06:27 AM
4

I have some gay friends, annddd... Nope, the grass doesn't seem to be greener on the other side from what they told me. I thought at first that if we could choose our orientation, many of us would go that way, but it seems that there is quite a good chunk of their community that got some of the same issues & behaviors, if not worst.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/20 09:21 AM
3

I'm not a religious person at all, but I'm happy that you are now happier and able to enjoy your life, I'm happy to see that you got the might to get back on track. Stay true, stay safe man.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/09/20 09:14 AM
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In my country, we call that kind of women a "Charentaise" (that's a kind of slippers made of felt). That name came from the saying "you may feel good inside it, but you would never ever go out with it".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/20 12:30 PM
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"Can drink you under the table" Sure you can sweetheart, and I can say that I was never drunk enough to not know where I am, waking up in a bed I didn't remember lying in or having someone holding my hair while I was "making a call in the big white porcelain handset" (aka puking in the toilet bowl). Can you ? Yeah, I don't think so. Plus you being a functioning alcoholic is not exactly what your child(ren) need. I'm not a regular Mom... i'm a cool Mom You're still a single mom, cool or not... go…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/20 10:58 AM
3

She doesn't look like she's from 20 minutes into the future, not into my future anyway... But she surely will have as much success as the New Coke recipe !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/20 06:39 AM
3

Ooookay, so, 5 kids, 30 yo and enough filters on her photos to make a heavy diesel mechanic wondering if she's searching for someone or needing some maintenance... And 5 kids from 4 guys ? Wow, you would have thought that after the second one she would have understood that the baby trap doesn't work, or she would have used some birth control (you know, that thing 2nd wave feminist fighted for in the 60s & 70s... That's not rocket science !)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/20 06:33 AM
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No, he can totally be in the same building, as he is invisible to them, as long as he doesn't try anything in their direction (something even non that fat guys learn to avoid). Plus if he is into any kind of technical job, he's seen as an utility, not a fellow human... Trust me on that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/20 12:19 PM
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She saw all of the other women like her that decided getting pregnant from a BadBoy tm (and eschew all of the other kind of guys) was a priority, going on hookups apps to finally say "Oh, I'm ready for a RealMan tm now !", So...Monkey see, monkey do. And to add insult to injury, she's now Baptist and a mother, so no fun "in & out" and only prudish bedroom for you ! (if you get any...) I'm agnostic, but I could feel sorry for any religious man that would fall for this... Thankfully, those guys ma…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/20 09:58 AM
5

Well, if I wanted something with a shitty prize inside, I would buy a pack of Kinder Surprise Eggs, at least I would have enjoyed it a little...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/20 06:21 AM
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if I shaved, wore makeup, make myself more agreeable, I could be in a fulfilling relationship You don't say girl ? You may have to do half the job for a relationship to work , it's not only the guy that has to do everything perfectly for your royal ass ?? Maybe putting some water into your wine and "be realistic", like everybody says to men since their teenage years ? Maybe it's not obligatory on the shaving & makeup part (some likes them "au naturel", to each their own) but yeah, being decent y…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/20 08:52 PM
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at first I though it was from the low quality of the picture, but yeah, there is something strange with her allure, looks like she already got lips injections and a nose job, plus the bleached blond hair doesn't help...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/08/20 11:37 AM
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Sure, it's a temple : Old, in ruins and probably haunted or doomed. Always fun to hear "my body is a temple" from people that used to treat it more like Disneyland...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/08/20 06:10 AM
4

No no, u/TheTastelessBatman has called dibs here, you're safe ! (somewhat)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/20 01:06 PM
4

Poe's Law man, there is no way to know definitively.... Unless you wanna try your chance and send a message, but I would advise not to.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/08/20 09:29 AM
2

Oh yes, that's a given indeed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/20 10:41 PM
5

I knew about the deceased animal one (but in this case that would mean quite a lot of them yes...), but not about the bear gay one (even tho I know some bears and yeah, they are cool guys). That other possible meaning (but again it could really be an urban legend), is that with dog paws on thighs or hips, a woman could be into not exactly human males (I really hope I don't have to explain this further). In the same possible urban legend, a greek "Zeta" letter could also mean such inclinations.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/20 10:00 PM
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And those tattoos... Damn. Oh, god, that could be even worst that you think, many tattoos have specific meanings, and there is some possible meanings to dog paws tattoos on a woman's thighs or hips (it could be a urban legend, but I never heard about a rebuttal of this...)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/08/20 06:58 PM
3

Good grace, the last time i saw so much rope on some pork, it was on a "Jésus de Lyon" dry sausage... (https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A9sus_de_Lyon#/media/Fichier:J%C3%A9sus_de_Lyon.jpg)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/08/20 06:44 PM
1

At least you can make some interesting science experiments if you got a 9V battery :P : https://imgur.com/a/0uqwAFO
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/20 09:38 AM
8

It means she's in love with whatever is inside a frying pan, no ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/20 08:30 AM
11

She already got one, but she would like a wallet now !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/20 10:37 AM
2

"Fucking smart" - hu, Dunning-Kruger effect sweetie. Look it up and come back with some humility.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/20 10:17 AM
8

Strangely, her eyes reminds me of Ian McKellen...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/20 09:42 AM
10

This. Most people can't fathom that unless you spend way much more money for a laser treatment, a tatoo is with you until the end... At a certain point, even tattoo artists I know are sick & tired of the fads & stupid tattoos, I know quite a few that politely refuse to do some of those (infinity signs, "carpe diem", "V" birds, etc...) Plus many tattoos got specific meanings that those people don't know about, I still recall the story of a woman that wanted to get an heraldic lily (the french roy…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/20 10:02 PM
11

Yeah, many people thinking that being sarcastic is cute doesn't understand that sarcasm is something you dish out only to people that deserve it, in a last ditch effort to tell them to get out of your face without telling them to fuck off. Plus I can say from personal experience that people thinking they are "cutely sarcastic" can't handle sarcasm directed at them, ohhh no...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/07/20 07:39 AM
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Hu, when you have to be there at the end when the player had all her fun and doesn't want to play in the race anymore, you're not the winner, you're the Broom wagon BEHIND the race, not the finish line...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/20 05:32 PM
3

A super dislike button could never appear on such sites, because it would have to be accessible to both sexes (or guys would rapidly pass the word and get out of there), and then someone like her would be booted off to oblivion... Plus she has a STD (Hello Amy and her warts !)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/20 05:13 PM
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Ahhh, ok, Bourgeois, now I see.... I should have known, it came from my language too (and to add insult to injury, that's my last name in meatspace....)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/20 09:35 AM
14

What's a "bougie lifestyle" ? I'm kinda confused because in my language, "bougie" means candle or spark plug....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/07/20 07:51 AM
23

And also "don't add stress to our life", but it's a given with the 2 first
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/07/20 10:15 PM
4

And she's not even close to reality about being a queen : a queen has duties, to her king & her country.... Like they say, "she said to treat her like a princess, so I married her to someone she doesn't know to gain political alliances with Poland".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/07/20 06:04 AM
3

I see there is no "3) Profit ! " here...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/20 07:21 PM
9

So, let's just skip to the end of the movie then, shall we ? Scarlett: "Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do ?" Rhett Butler: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/20 07:19 PM
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Oh yes, I forgot my male privilege and his incredible oppressive power... I shouldn't tho, it's soooo powerful that I'm forbidden to travel to south Italy, I make olive oil by just walking by olive groves. This is why I'm a low level civil servant in a little country town and she is an author, producer & screenwriter in New York City, yeah...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/20 07:00 PM
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Ahhh, the chivalrous men, where doth are they, hu ? Just one fun thing : "Here’s what else I observed: Men walk through doors ahead of women." She doesn't have any clue what is chivalrous or not, because from anything she is complaining about THIS is chivalrous. The old courtesy was for a man to enter first anywhere, to assess if the place was safe and sound for the woman he was with. It's the same thing about a man having to be in front of a woman in a staircase, so he doesn't look under her sk…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/20 04:18 PM
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Not at all, but such a picture is a red flag big enough to be used by North Koreans on a gigantic pole to piss off the south. I mean, he's chocking someone 30 cms shorter with one hand. And he doesn't give a fuck to the point he use this image. He do what he wants, I won't shame him for that, but I won't call that chokehold normal behavior, even for a Chad. I would not accuse him of anything without legal proofs, but I won't be surprised of anything happening.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/20 05:32 PM
1

Yep, that's something I don't understand too, I am tattooed myself but I won't tell this in a profile anywhere, heck, when I'm clothed you can't say if I got any tattoos... People do tattoos for many different reasons, but if you start getting them for a substitute of a personality or because it's a fad tattoo, that's a wrong reason even to me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/07/20 09:06 AM
10

Nope, seems to be the kind of person able to fail at an urine test.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 01:44 PM
8

Cotton Eye Joe ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/20 08:13 PM
1

Yep, that's a perfect way to describe her writing for this website & other she "works" for...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/06/20 06:10 AM
3

So, it means that given enough money & attention, she would literally fuck him right ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/06/20 06:25 AM
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Surely yeah, but I don't think she is that much of a cake decorator / confectioner / pastry Chef. Most of the confectioners I know are slim, simply because it's quite physical and after the 3 first days at work, they are sick of sampling chocolate or sugar or anything anyway. (it's the main reason there is usually no "not picking the goods" policy in chocolate factories,)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/20 02:13 PM
13

And her text about how she is proud of her genital warts too !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/20 01:03 PM
3

Exactly, when you are down in your arguments to the point of saying " But I can function as a civilized human in a first world country !", you should know that you have to rethink things a little... common decency if you are an able-bodied adult is no reason to get someone to like you....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/20 12:59 PM
3

All I can say from the start is "Oh, hello Amy ! Long time no see, how are your aging genital warts ?" It's a given now that any guy in Amy Horton's social circle in LA knows about her work, her articles and surely warn each other to not touch her even with a 10 feet pole...As we use to say here : "You, Me, the intercity train. The only three to never had a run on her. Keep out from that garbage." Oh, and just one thing that ticks me a little : It’s not like I’m gross. Sure, I’m not the hottest …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/06/20 06:17 AM
2

"5'5 because that matters" not to most men my dear, try again.... a hint maybe ? It's another number that matters to most of us, one that CAN be controlled with some will (I know, it's not easy, I'm doing it myself and it takes some will yes, but it's worth it). Some guys do like bigger women, but they are not that common and usually likes them sweet, caring & addictions free. "Bet I can out drink you" Sure you can Booboo, and as for me, I can bet that I was never drunk enough to puke, pass out …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/06/20 12:25 PM
8

Oh right, I see what you meant
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/06/20 01:03 PM
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Well, 10/10 implies this logically... 6ft, 6 pack abds, 6 figures, 9 inches, his own house / sport car / yacht / space station...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/06/20 12:49 PM
2

And what are you gonna do ? Shouting "help help ! I'm oppressed by the inherent violence of feudal society !" ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/06/20 12:06 AM
7

Like we say in my country : "Children are like farts : you can only stand your own ones"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/20 09:11 PM
42

Wait, "We" have too much choice ? Ooohhh, you sweet summer child... Beware of your Autumn lady...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/06/20 04:04 PM
2

That's true, for once there is one that say what she offers in her bio !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/20 09:10 PM
12

Oh yeah sure, being a bitch to your regular johns, that will help... Looks like a simple grasp of marketing or just good business isn't very common...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/06/20 03:13 PM
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Well, as they use to say, "if everybody you meet is an asshole, then maybe YOU are the asshole"... Or maybe you can't recognize an asshole from a hole in the ground (then I'll advise you to get a ficus, because their asshole IS a hole in the ground !)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/20 08:19 PM
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Hey, a road cone is at least useful ! You can use it on a road to signal things, if it's open on the top you can have a makeshift megaphone, you can wear it as a hat, use it to cover a tear gas can, and as an icon on your computer it can play just about any videos ! ^^ Those ladies, on the other end....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/20 08:04 PM
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How much articles have been done about this study by Daniel Lichter in the end ? Looks like there isn't that much research into this subject for them to go back again and again on this one... If they want marriage so badly, why not looking into alternatives ? Like how ancient Egyptians married : No religious ceremony, a simple civil act, everyone involved got their own money & possessions and keep a certain control on it. If you divorce, you only got what you came in with, and half of what has b…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/20 08:12 AM
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I'll see if I can find a version in my language, thanks for the tip !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/20 12:35 AM
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Ooohhhh, I almost forgot this one, "Just be yourself..... Oh, and you gotta show another personality than yours, you have to play a role, change your outfit / your hairdo / your way of presenting yourself / everything !" The kind of shitty double binds that makes robots going bonkers in Asimov's novels....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/20 08:55 PM
11

"Do gentleman still exist in the 21st century?" Yes they do, I know some of them ! So, do you know any ladies around you that would like to make their acquaintance ? I mean, I've seen enough in my life from the sideline bench of the game of love to know that, well, this is not a personal request, right ? You and I knows that this is not what YOU are searching, don't flatter yourself...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/20 04:06 PM
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"Take a Shot for Every Red Flag You Spot!" I"vfe trieud zhis (hips !), uuund aonly goth Rhuu(hips !)mm, ShhHooOo.... (Falls down, then tries to get up) PAYS DE GALLES INDÉPENDANT !!! Hic ! (Sorry, can't resist to write something stupid ^^) Out of this, she sounds like a depressed and gloomy version of Raspunzel....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/20 07:23 PM
6

Maybe she just needs to take a shower. And some deodorant, maybe a better outfit ? (Oh my, I can't say it's not fun to give back those stupid advice...)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/20 07:12 PM
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I don't see any Answer to Life, Universe & the rest here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/20 11:42 AM
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I won't say a thing about her appearance here, that would be hypocritical of me but.... - Bare naked on her photos - "Not here for a booty call" Well, either she confused Tinder for a OLD site specialized in nudists (they do exist !), or something doesn't had up here. Wasn't it David Chappelle that famously said "yeah, you're not a hoe, but you have a hoe uniform, so..." ? (somewhat paraphrased here) As for the ethnic comment, ok she has her preferences, but as usual a guy couldn't say such thin…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/20 11:27 AM
13

Like Star Platinum on cocaine...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/20 06:17 PM
5

I've never done OLD at all, but a concept like that is interesting.... You may have something here, if not for a working dating site, at least for a good social experiment.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/20 11:24 AM
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“Men have to get with the program.” No Daniel, my man ! It's women that had to get with it ! They are strong, independent & educated, it's not the 20th Century anymore you stupid misogynist ! Come on Ladies, show us the Grrrrillll Power ! There is no problem being the breadwinner, own it Ladies ! Be real feminists & marry down, I double dare you ! (and on the list of people "interviewed" for this, please note that there is only 1 man, a Graduate student of 26 in Portland, so someone that doesn't…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/06/20 06:28 AM
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If it was acceptable to just admit that some guys are going to get rejected because of their looks no matter how great their personality is, there would be a lot more men who would be better off. Oh Yikes, "I see myself here and I don't like that"... Oh well, that's life. That poor guy is really hurting, but in the end his quest for revenge may not help him, lets just hope he will find the calm after the storm in his mind. On the other side, why does she swipes right on him after looking at his …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/20 11:42 PM
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Well sorry, I have a short beard, I'm not that fit (but working on it) and I don't mingle with fat balding parrots. (and a student at 30 ? I'm all for learning at any age, but at 30 another word should be used I think, if only to avoid some kind of stigma. In my language, when you get back to any place for learning new skills, you don't say you're a student, you say you're in training... Unless you are retired and decided to take some Uni classes, then it's fun to say "student")
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/06/20 01:02 PM
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Kirk : and hu, Mr Spock ? Spock : Yes Captain ? Kirk : I must say that your Vulcan "Pon Farr" thing and all of your Vulcans ceremonies doesn't seems that much of an hassle now. Sorry for having being a little dismissive of that. Spock : Not a problem Captain. It's only... Logical.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/20 04:38 PM
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"I heard you like red flags..." So you put red flags in our red flags ? Well at least she doesn't beat around the bush (as if she can...), she says she's fat, not curvy, chubby, etc.... And it's the best part of her text here, because that's fixable. For the rest, no, sorry, "Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a –" (beamed out)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/20 03:44 PM
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Oh fuck, I almost choked myself laughing here ! ^^ Well done sir !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/20 12:43 AM
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And if you read closely the package, full of nasty chemicals and almost out of date.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/20 01:01 PM
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Yeah, just like any profession they have many specific knowledge (about fire, anatomy & care for example), but also some strange quirks here and there... And when you got some of them in your family, you ends up with some of that knowledge too ^^°
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/20 01:31 AM
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They though of themselves as courtesans, but they don't even got the business acumen of a fishwife...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/20 07:46 PM
2

Yes, that's one possibility to explain that, there's also the hypergamy unleashed, or other things... Plus you can't discuss & argue attraction, so in the end all you can do is count your losses and do the healthy thing for yourself. And personally I won't blame anyone in this situation, the only thing that kept myself from doing something like that is that I'm kinda emotionally blocked by years of bad interactions, so I don't bother with all of this (or at least I try).
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/20 06:27 PM
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You gotta be seriously fucked up in the head to listen to a woman’s emotional shit all the time without getting some pussy payments Well, not fucked up in the head, just blue pilled & enamored of someone... It happened to my best friend : he was into a girl that was, well, you see how porridge could be bland ? Blander than that (but he surely saw something in her, so, to each their own). It took about 3 to 4 years for my friend to get out of this, and meanwhile she got everything from him, gifts…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/20 05:48 PM
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Ouuuhhh, I have enough firemen in my family to say that this burn needs a 10 10 10 ! (10°c Water from the firehose at 10cms from the skin for 10 minutes)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/20 02:04 PM
1

And it's not high cost for maintenance right ? (Which model of Shelby by the way ? if it's not a question that seems too intrusive... I'm always curious about this brand, especially the GT500 older models)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/20 11:53 AM
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And, isn't a "prized car" somewhat in need of lower maintenance ? If it's well built, you had to pay a high price for a brand new model, but it's worth it as you won't need to pay a high price in its lifetime overall, not because it's cheap to repair but you need to do it fewer times ? Plus, she see herself as something that is basically a depreciating asset... Well, someone's may have involuntary see her own truth here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/20 11:33 AM
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Wow, all of this to say basically "I'm here but I don't want to be here".... She's not a bitch, a cow or a mongrel here, I don't know what she is but Holy shit in Three-phases Power, I have seen Kamikaze flying schools with better communication skills ! (Little rant down there) : You know, in a separate train of thought, I really long for one thing about the Celtic tribes of old time : the way they saw dogs. Yeah, in this time, saying that someone was a dog (or a bitch) meant that you were loyal…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/05/20 04:35 PM
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With Poe's Law, you can't know for sure !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/05/20 04:09 PM
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The second one is especially appalling when you read her second point about how (they) "had sex approx 2-3 times a month and while it was never something I seriously enjoyed with him.... I always wanted to" Fuck... Ok, I don't know anything about relationships and all, but from what I understood here and there, not enjoying fun time with someone you are with is not exactly a relationship. Plus chipping away his interest & self esteem and rejecting him isn't the logical way to solve this problem,…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/05/20 05:38 PM
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Well, you can get your vibes & energies in a higher state with any of the products she may try to sell you in her multiple MLM scams ! You get them up, and then you try them down (on her) !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/20 01:22 PM
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Plus a person that is really sarcastic saves this sharp tongue only for those who deserve it, not the people that they may be interested in or that they want to attract. Sarcasm is a dagger length away from scorn or hate, it's a gentleman or lady's way to say "fuck you and the high horse you came on here" (and most of them can't be really sarcastic or have any wit to save their life, and when you strikes back or first, the act is over...)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/20 01:16 PM
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that was my second idea, my first was that half way into it, she start knitting or playing Animal Crossing or something.... Or maybe she have sex on even days, or odd ones, depends on which the side of the road the house is ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/20 01:01 PM
2

that reminds me this song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/20 12:45 PM
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Because she only goes in "catch & release" areas ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/20 12:41 PM
5

Yeah sure pretty pie, just show the world how you are such a beautiful and better person by being petty about the happiness of two people you would never put your sight on for a relationship, yeah, that's gonna help you find someone... And do it in writing too, to prove forever on the Web that your brain and your thumbs are directly hooked up to your bladder, you waste of carbon and oxygen...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/20 12:28 PM
2

Come on ! What about Leslie Nielsen ? This guy was awesome !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/20 08:06 PM
11

"- So, how's your day lately GrandPa ?" "- Oh, the usual Billy, the usual, out of bed at 7, sponge bath at 9, dinner at 12, that crazy bitch of a care assistant pegging me against my will at 15..." "- ... Wait, WHAT ??!?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/20 11:26 PM
4

Yeah no, I don't think that this is exactly what anyone here could have in mind when thinking about "double penetration"...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/05/20 11:21 PM
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Why did someone put a Barbie doll head on a WWE action figurine ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/04/20 02:30 PM
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Because "No one told her life was gonna be this way (clap clap clap clap clap) Her job's a joke, she's broke, her love life's DOA" Yep, you can understand why she doesn't like F.R.I.E.N.D.S, she wanted to be better than Rachel or Monica, but with this attitude she can't even be with the Ugly Naked Guy ...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/04/20 09:40 AM
2

That could make sense, but most of those single mothers are really upfront about their demands, it helps everyone involved to not losing time... Maybe a first timer ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/20 09:51 PM
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Wait wait wait.... No list of requirements impossible to attain for the common mortal man ? He doesn't have to be 12 feet high with a prehensible dong, making a bazillion dollar and living in a 19th century English manor ? something doesn't adds up here... Someone is really desperate, ain't you honey ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/20 05:06 PM
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at her town's sexshop : "Ok, I'll take those 3." "Well Ma'am, no problems selling you those 2 dildos, but for the fire extinguisher I had to ask the manager."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/20 07:57 AM
10

Awww, I was about to do that joke !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/20 07:49 AM
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\Smash that X button like Star Platinum on cocaine** \Goes to the shelter and adopt about a dozen cats** Ok, I'm good here ! Although I'm on the other side of an ocean so I may have got that covered at first... "I feel like my life is a comedy so I have no choice but to laugh" ? Yeah, no, your life is not a comedy, you're just a laughing stock, there is a difference between feeling that life does you wrong at every turn and fucking it yourself. And trust me, you don't get to complain even when y…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/04/20 07:41 AM
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with Poe's Law in action, we may not know anymore if it is....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/20 02:29 PM
1

oh, didn't knew about this one, but after some research it seems that it didn't lasted long : https://people.com/human-interest/woman-who-married-300-year-old-pirate-ghost-announces-marriage-is-over/ Kinda impressive that she divorce her fantasy after less than a year, speaks volumes about delusion here, even a Haitian ghost in her head can't tolerate her that long in marriage !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/20 01:53 PM
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hmmm, well, you're right, I may have made a mistake here, sorry about that. English is not my first language, I'll try to remember the difference, thanks for the heads up !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/20 04:19 PM
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It looks like that many of those camgirls wannabes on sites like Only Fan are conflating being a whore and being a slut, no ? I mean, I don't think that many guys would hate having a slutty woman in their bed, but on the understanding that she would be HIS slut, not one that is slutty with many guys around at almost the same time for money or not (aka a whore). We've seen many times around here that one of the things that redpill so much guys is when they discover that they are "The One", the "W…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/20 01:11 PM
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The most outstanding "marriages" to objects or building I have heard about were a woman marrying a train station (somewhere in Australia I think), one marrying the Eiffel tower and one that has taken a specific Airbus A320 (or some other jetliner) from a specific airline as a husband. On the other hand, some guys have married their pillow waifus or electronic waifus, but as you say they were at least human looking...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/20 12:43 PM
10

More like a filter I think
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/20 10:12 AM
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Soooo, she want a friend. Only a friend, at least at first. With a 8 inches dick (non negotiable). But not a fuck buddy, no no no sir, she want a friendship with someone packing a 8 inches Weapon of Ass Destruction (non negotiable !), not a hookup ! (on a hookup app, but that's a classic here) This specific requirement (non negotiable !!) seems kinda strange if she only want a friendship at first, I mean what use could she have of a "only friend, not fuck buddy" with a 20 cms fun sausage ? Does …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/20 07:37 AM
2

"Also have a type and you're probably not it" Well, for once I'm happy to not being the type for her or anyone... What is written under the lower icons ? "I right swipe (?) Every (?) I know (?)"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/20 06:38 PM
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Sorry about that ^^ But at least she hasn't married the Eiffel tower or some other inanimate object that can't give consent... (yup, that exist too)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/20 06:23 PM
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"I now hand over this medal of honor to Chad, for his incredible work in the line of duty, when he helped other guys avoiding those self married chicks he has alphawidowed. God bless you Chad, and God bless the derailing of hypergamy"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/20 02:04 PM
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No no no ! By the look of it, she's married with JESUS now ! She just hasn't received the uniform yet, with the postal problems you know, but if you count correctly : - Ring on right hand annular - Confinement inside, can't go out and had to reflect on life while looking at the walls Yup, sounds like a nun to me, just get her a Bible and a Citroën 2CV... (That last one is for French nuns only tho ^^)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/20 01:49 PM
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Yeah, good for you girl ! Show the Patriarchy that you don't need no man to get an overpriced ring with a stone almost as common as quartz on it ! Show us losers that the important part was the status ring all along, not the loving good guy that would spend a ludicrous amount of money on a over-marketed carbon pebble that could be destroyed with a 20$ kitchen torch ! (Just one thing, if you want to signal that you are "taken", that's the wrong hand sweetie, a ring on the right hand annular means…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/20 01:21 PM
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Better get to the "brain damage due to late 19th century Absinthe" stage then, because even at "liver failure" lever, any normal dude would sober up I think.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/04/20 12:58 PM
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That metaphor is right on point, if I ever had to answer why I'll won't step up to "play Captain Save-a-Hoe", I'll use it... (Well, right after saying "oh, Now is my time to shine ? I'm not Quasimodo anymore, girl ?")
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/04/20 02:02 AM
2

From the background it may be in a gym, so maybe some kind of leotards, but I have been around enough gymnast girls to say that I haven't seen any leotard cut that way.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/20 09:58 PM
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Soooo.... That's her best profile ? That doesn't bode well for the rest :D (Why do I have the feeling that she may as well have her name tattooed just above her ass and on her neck, so that the guys doing her can recall it ?)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/20 09:54 PM
2

At first I though it was a Realdoll... A really bad one.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/20 11:52 PM
3

Well if you look closely, her teeth are like the Mona Lisa's eyes, they follow you all around the room ! They can even follow you to your house and stay on your couch !
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/20 11:35 AM
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- "How dare you say that to my face !" - "I would tell that to your ass too, but my car only got half a tank of gas."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/04/20 12:13 PM
7

Why does she writes like William Shatner sings ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/20 07:27 AM
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Hey ! First of all, that's not a Triforce ! :D (Always fun to see those women conflating tattoos with "bad guy"... I'm a geek, and I'm headed to have more tattoos than those bikers she fantasize about. And in the end, that won't work either because "Yeah like, he should be tattooed but like, not too much")
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/20 07:26 PM
11

Her appetite to damage her kid ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 04:24 PM
3

Out of the animal filters that should be reserved for 12 years old with too much time in their hands, what really grind my gears is those glasses filters. Fuck, I had to wear eyeglasses from age 4, got shitted on for all of my youth for that, called all the names in the book because I'm near-sighted, and since about 10 years people use them as fashion accessories and photo filters... (I don't count sunglasses obviously, those could be useful to anyone). But by the Holy Smoothing-Iron of Torino, …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/20 01:36 PM
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Well, if I'm not mistaken, you're a guy, so that's already quite a difference.... I may have encountered some teen girls not right in their heads in my youth, but I have seen quite a lot of them having that kind of reactions (maybe not that extreme tho ?), and it was 20 / 25 years ago... Maybe 80% of young guys of today go the same treatment that the lowly guys like me got in this time ? If so, wow, things aren't looking pretty. On the other hand, being a teen also means having strong emotional …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/20 07:37 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zoLyXSno4s :D
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/20 11:22 AM
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wow, there really is a subreddit for everything....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/03/20 09:59 PM
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"350k in loans, 30k ring..." Yare yare daze....
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/03/20 10:58 AM
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Hmmmm, this is a first here, no ? I mean : "Queer / non binary" / no terfs (trans-exclusionary radical feminist) or swerfs (Sex Worker Exclusionary Radical Feminist) / "take me to the cheesecake factory" Sooooo.... This one is for the ladies only, she doesn't want no wiener... Looks like that even in the other team, it can get messy quick O_o° Is she going to say "where are all the good women" in the future then ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/03/20 10:48 PM
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I'm no Greek god myself (ok, maybe Hephaestus if you wanna go that way...) so saying anything about appearances would be hypocritical, but this first photo... She look so smashed that she may as well came from Innsmouth (Massachussetts) and having Dagon as a direct ancestor. Talk about the power of makeup, hu ?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/03/20 09:58 AM
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One thing I love when I see those mugs sported by those particular females, is how certain people have taken on to make sure that "male tears" has a certain definition on the Urban Dictionnary... : https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Male%20tears :D
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/03/20 03:00 AM
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it doesn't matter to have muscle or not, the reason why this kind of rings exist for cows is because the wall in the nose (the nasal septum) is really sensible and putting some stress there by tucking on the ring force them to comply, even if you're 70 kilos and the bull 1 ton. If only people who put those on themselves knew that, I think they would stop to do so (or learn to never gets in a fight...)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/20 11:35 AM
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You still could do some experiments if you got a 9v battery tho :D : https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/87580476_1647101512109772_6675917106988449792_n.png?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=WO7epcnzqVgAX-Q3SSC&_nc_ht=scontent-cdg2-1.xx&oh=8ce7b8eef91098ba663316c570367c89&oe=5E850853
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/20 11:52 AM
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I do have, and most of the time they also sports earloops and enough piercings to need an app on their phone to tell them the places to avoid (MRI labs, junkyard with electromagnet cranes, powerplants....)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/20 11:29 AM
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To be honest, it doesn't look good on a man either... I don't mind / care that much about piercings or body modifications (that would be hypocritical from a tatooed guy), but those nose rings always makes me laugh inside (Mooo ^^) Otherwise I always wonder when I see one like those : if one part is copper, and the other zinc, can we get electricity like from a potato and for once powering a lightbulb ? :D
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/03/20 08:46 AM
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Yeah, sorry about that ^^
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/20 01:09 PM
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Ok, still a lurker, but I can't resist this one : Why is Matt Smith (the 11th Doctor) is in the middle photo with a black & white top ? :D
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/20 10:49 AM
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An old habit inherited from a friend, if you should say something about a film, a book, an article, whatever... Better to go through it all, this way you can honestly say what you think, it's your right. (even if it's somewhat a form of masochism for the friend in question... :D)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/20 11:35 PM
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I'm just a lurker here, as I'm quite totally out of the game, etc....But I just can't overlook this gem near the end : “It’s almost done a 360,” she says. “I just saw sex as an act and nothing more, but now I’m trying to learn the intimacy between two people. " As Benedict once famously said to Tony Vivaldi in Last Action Hero : " 180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin - *180*! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started! " http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/184…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/20 06:46 PM
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