shwoopsoup Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1082	Dude said I needed to be “vetted” before he could buy me dinner because he’d “been used by women in the past”......For the record, I make ~6X his salary. Anyway, I’ve moved on, and now he’s back begging for sex. Love to see it!	#HeAin'tTheOne2021	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	25/01/21 11:52 PM
523	Ma’am. What exactly is the purpose of this ferine creature you call a “husband”? 🥴	NAH, SIS	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	11/01/21 12:06 AM
401	Childish mutant spends nearly $10k on video games as his wife wears literal rags. But not to worry! He’s a “good husband and father, otherwise” 😅 Anyways, wifey just needs to know how to raise this minor topic while respecting hubby’s “financial autonomy” 🥺	COUCH CREATURES	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	15/01/21 06:11 PM
231	Poor Gent’s Mean Ol’ Wife Won’t Make Love to Him :( Ah, but Wait! His Post History Implies Mr. Sexless May Not be So Sexless After All 😱 Who Would’ve Thought?!?!	PORN SICK, LIMP DICK	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	17/01/21 10:47 PM
202	Ladies, how much do men you date tend to spend on you, per month, during the early phase?	DISCUSSION	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	05/01/21 07:42 PM
174	Vile monster confesses to SHOOTING his wife’s beloved pet cat. Wife makes excuses for her deranged spouse, and basically ends the post with “Gosh, men are so dang silly, aren’t they??” Sigh. R.I.P. to the poor kitty, honestly.	MALE DEPRAVITY	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	12/01/21 07:10 PM
166	Sounds like Jane has standards to me! Be like Jane :)	NICE FOR WHAT?	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	07/01/21 05:23 PM
159	This Man is a Rising British Rapper and Certain of His Mixtapes Have Charted in England. I Don’t Find This Funny.	ROAST-A-SCROTE	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	18/01/21 04:25 PM
157	Desperate, Deluded PickMe™️ Proposes to Her Felonious Prince the Day He Comes Home from JAIL. Pickmeisha Now Swears Her Life is ‘The Notebook 2’.......(Swipe for a wild & tragic ride.)	PICKMEISHA HALL OF SHAME	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	12/01/21 10:38 AM
142	What Should a HVW Say When a Man Asks Her to Pay Half on a Date?	FDS HUMOR	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	21/01/21 11:05 AM
141	Pickmeisha horror tale. Hapless scrote nearly destroys mind/body of once-vibrant girl. She has an STD (prob bc of him)+ is at risk for cervical cancer. Jobless bum doesn’t care. Friends beg her to leave b4 this kills her. They “just can’t see the good”. And she’s STILL f*cking him. Mother help her!	MALE DEPRAVITY	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	06/01/21 06:42 PM
140	My Grandfather’s Rose Bush :')	MINDSET SHIFT	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	11/01/21 06:37 PM
131	Poor ring is so teeny tiny, it’s almost invisible. But I guess she has to love it or be rendered a scheming gold-digger, amirite?!?! 🤪💍	PICKME CULTURE	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	14/01/21 02:39 PM
110	This is precisely why I need only to date men who don’t (yet!) have kids. Sincere shoutout to all of the stepmoms out there dealing with.........whatever this is. Heaven forgive me, but I would rather mop the ocean 😩	NAH, SIS	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	09/01/21 12:59 PM
69	Cellar-Dweller-Turned-Spouse would rather play video games than have sex w/ his own wife. When confronted, Hubby essentially blames Wife for being too ugly. Wife all but has a mental breakdown over this; sadly, Hubs is now too busy playing on Tinder (+ other dating apps) to offer much comfort.	#HeAin'tTheOne2021	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	23/01/21 01:30 PM
59	“Should I bring anything with me when I come over to your Mom’s house?”	FDS SUCCESS!	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	24/01/21 07:08 PM
17	*trigger warning* Psychotic Pickmeisha Boasts About Being Pervy Hubby’s Full Time SLAVE & F*ck Doll. But, Don’t Worry, Queens! It’s BDSM So It’s Fine 😅	PICKMEISHA HALL OF SHAME	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	14/01/21 12:07 PM
16	“.........The first time I met her, she told me when my fiancé wasn’t around that (and I quote): “[I’ll] always be the number 1 girl in his life and [you] ha[ve] no place in his world compared to [me]!”..............yikes! :(	FDS RESCUE MISSION	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	28/01/21 08:55 PM
15	StoryTime 📖: “Tom” promised to cook me a salmon dinner (I wanted to avoid restaurants). He says he’s pumped...then bails. His explanation was that I was “too intimidating” 😅 Now he’s back + wants me to cheat on my new man (who, so far, treats me like a Queen)! Ugh. Anyone got scrote repellant? 😷🧼🐜	Story time ☕	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	15/01/21 01:59 PM
7	Desperate, deluded Pickmeisha proposes to boyfriend the day he gets home from JAIL. Based on her other tweets, you’d think miss girlie was starring in the ‘The Notebook 2’. Sadly, she also has a daughter, who probably witnesses this circus clownery. Swipe to the end for a tragic & wild ride.	PICKMEISHA HALL OF SHAME	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	14/01/21 12:07 PM
1	Pickmeisha horror tale. Hapless scrote nearly destroys mind/body of once-vibrant girl. She has an STD (prob bc of him)+ is at risk for cervical cancer. Jobless bum doesn’t care. Friends beg her to leave b4 this kills her. They “just can’t see the good”. And she’s STILL f*cking him. Mother help her!	MALE DEPRAVITY	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	06/01/21 01:59 PM
1	“Should I bring anything when I come to your Mom’s house?”	FDS SUCCESS!	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	24/01/21 05:17 PM
1	If you’re a sex worker and think you have a “boyfriend” that supports you continuing that line of work . . . You likely just have a pimp :(	SHOWER THOUGHT	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	20/01/21 11:13 AM
1	“I’m going to visit my best friend CeCe for the weekend. I’ll be staying at her family’s house? What? Are you insecure? Jealous? We’re just friends.”	LESSON LEARNED	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	05/01/21 04:13 AM
1	“Baby, you can have whatever you like! . . .”	FDS HUMOR	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	28/01/21 12:53 PM
1	Horny Not-Yet-Divorced Dad Can’t Stop Tongueing Down New Mystery Girlfriend — Even When Dad’s 5yo Daughter is IN BED WITH THEM. Stressed Mom Asks for Advice . . .	MALE DEPRAVITY	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	18/01/21 01:27 PM
1	Horny Not-Yet-Divorced Dad Can’t Stop Tongueing Down New Mystery Girlfriend — Even When Dad’s 5yo Daughter is IN BED WITH THEM. Stressed Mom Asks for Advice . . .	#JustLVMThings	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	18/01/21 01:29 PM
1	This Man is a Rising British Rapper and Certain of His Mixtapes Have Charted in England. I Don’t Find This Funny....	ROAST-A-SCROTE	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	18/01/21 01:40 PM
1	This Man is a Rising British Rapper and Certain of His Mixtapes Have Charted in England. I Don’t Find This Funny....	ROAST-A-SCROTE	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	18/01/21 01:41 PM
1	I just want to send positive vibes to all of the stepmothers out there who are dealing with.........whatever this is. God forgive me, but I would rather mop the ocean 😭	NAH, SIS	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	08/01/21 03:02 PM
1	God forgive me, but this is why I only date men who don’t have kids yet!!!! 😩	NAH, SIS	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	08/01/21 11:57 AM
1	“Should I bring anything when I come to your Mom’s house?”	GREEN FLAG 🟢	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	24/01/21 04:38 PM
1	Poor Gent’s Mean Ol’ Wife Won’t Make Love to Him :( Ah, but Wait! His Post History Implies Mr. Sexless May Not be So Sexless After All 😱 Who Would’ve Thought?!?!	PORN SICK, LIMP DICK	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	17/01/21 10:43 PM
1	“I don’t take women on dates because I’ve been used for free dinners before.”	Story time ☕	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	30/12/20 06:01 AM
1	“Baby, you can have whatever you like! . . .”	FDS TRANSLATES MEN	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	28/01/21 01:04 PM
1	This man once told ME – who makes like 6X his salary – that I had to be “vetted” prior to dinner bc he’d been “used by women before”. I declined, so he said he’d just take me out. Then his car broke down, so he canceled, and I dumped him. Now he’s back asking when he can penetrate me :/	LIES MEN TELL	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	25/01/21 07:28 PM
1	Dirty Dck Freak Can’t Stop Slinging Penis Despite PREGNANT Wife’s Pleas. Sadly, Promiscuous Pop’s Antics Have Grown So Reckless, His Heartbroken Wife Is Suicidal & Considering Late Term Abortion...... REMINDER: NEVER BREED WITH SCROTES! IT IS LETHAL!*	MALE DEPRAVITY	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	13/01/21 02:09 PM
1	Papa’s Rose Bush	REMINDER 👑	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	02/01/21 11:51 AM
1	This man told me I needed to be VETTED prior to a first date bc women had "used" him for free dates before. I declined, so he offered to just buy dinner. He then canceled when his car broke down, and, in turn, I canceled him from my life. Now he's back asking when he can f*ck me :/	LIES MEN TELL	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	25/01/21 07:48 PM
1	This man told me I needed to be VETTED prior to a first date bc women had "used" him for free dates before. I declined, so he offered to just buy dinner. He then canceled when his car broke down, and, in turn, I canceled him from my life. Now he's back asking when he can penetrate me :/	LIES MEN TELL	shwoopsoup	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	25/01/21 07:42 PM

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Dude said I needed to be “vetted” before he could buy me dinner because he’d “been used by women in the past”......For the record, I make ~6X his salary. Anyway, I’ve moved on, and now he’s back begging for sex. Love to see it!

Ma’am. What exactly is the purpose of this ferine creature you call a “husband”? 🥴

Childish mutant spends nearly $10k on video games as his wife wears literal rags. But not to worry! He’s a “good husband and father, otherwise” 😅 Anyways, wifey just needs to know how to raise this minor topic while respecting hubby’s “financial autonomy” 🥺

Poor Gent’s Mean Ol’ Wife Won’t Make Love to Him :( Ah, but Wait! His Post History Implies Mr. Sexless May Not be So Sexless After All 😱 Who Would’ve Thought?!?!

Ladies, how much do men you date tend to spend on you, per month, during the early phase?

Vile monster confesses to SHOOTING his wife’s beloved pet cat. Wife makes excuses for her deranged spouse, and basically ends the post with “Gosh, men are so dang silly, aren’t they??” Sigh. R.I.P. to the poor kitty, honestly.

Sounds like Jane has standards to me! Be like Jane :)

This Man is a Rising British Rapper and Certain of His Mixtapes Have Charted in England. I Don’t Find This Funny.

Desperate, Deluded PickMe™️ Proposes to Her Felonious Prince the Day He Comes Home from JAIL. Pickmeisha Now Swears Her Life is ‘The Notebook 2’.......(Swipe for a wild & tragic ride.)

What Should a HVW Say When a Man Asks Her to Pay Half on a Date?

My Grandfather’s Rose Bush :')

Poor ring is so teeny tiny, it’s almost invisible. But I guess she has to love it or be rendered a scheming gold-digger, amirite?!?! 🤪💍

This is precisely why I need only to date men who don’t (yet!) have kids. Sincere shoutout to all of the stepmoms out there dealing with.........whatever this is. Heaven forgive me, but I would rather mop the ocean 😩

Cellar-Dweller-Turned-Spouse would rather play video games than have sex w/ his own wife. When confronted, Hubby essentially blames Wife for being too ugly. Wife all but has a mental breakdown over this; sadly, Hubs is now too busy playing on Tinder (+ other dating apps) to offer much comfort.

“Should I bring anything with me when I come over to your Mom’s house?”

trigger warning Psychotic Pickmeisha Boasts About Being Pervy Hubby’s Full Time SLAVE & F*ck Doll. But, Don’t Worry, Queens! It’s BDSM So It’s Fine 😅

“.........The first time I met her, she told me when my fiancé wasn’t around that (and I quote): “[I’ll] always be the number 1 girl in his life and [you] ha[ve] no place in his world compared to [me]!”..............yikes! :(

Desperate, deluded Pickmeisha proposes to boyfriend the day he gets home from JAIL. Based on her other tweets, you’d think miss girlie was starring in the ‘The Notebook 2’. Sadly, she also has a daughter, who probably witnesses this circus clownery. Swipe to the end for a tragic & wild ride.

“Should I bring anything when I come to your Mom’s house?”

If you’re a sex worker and think you have a “boyfriend” that supports you continuing that line of work . . . You likely just have a pimp :(

“I’m going to visit my best friend CeCe for the weekend. I’ll be staying at her family’s house? What? Are you insecure? Jealous? We’re just friends.”

“Baby, you can have whatever you like! . . .”

Horny Not-Yet-Divorced Dad Can’t Stop Tongueing Down New Mystery Girlfriend — Even When Dad’s 5yo Daughter is IN BED WITH THEM. Stressed Mom Asks for Advice . . .

Horny Not-Yet-Divorced Dad Can’t Stop Tongueing Down New Mystery Girlfriend — Even When Dad’s 5yo Daughter is IN BED WITH THEM. Stressed Mom Asks for Advice . . .

This Man is a Rising British Rapper and Certain of His Mixtapes Have Charted in England. I Don’t Find This Funny....

This Man is a Rising British Rapper and Certain of His Mixtapes Have Charted in England. I Don’t Find This Funny....

I just want to send positive vibes to all of the stepmothers out there who are dealing with.........whatever this is. God forgive me, but I would rather mop the ocean 😭

God forgive me, but this is why I only date men who don’t have kids yet!!!! 😩

“Should I bring anything when I come to your Mom’s house?”

Poor Gent’s Mean Ol’ Wife Won’t Make Love to Him :( Ah, but Wait! His Post History Implies Mr. Sexless May Not be So Sexless After All 😱 Who Would’ve Thought?!?!

“I don’t take women on dates because I’ve been used for free dinners before.”

“Baby, you can have whatever you like! . . .”

Dirty D*ck Freak Can’t Stop Slinging Penis Despite PREGNANT Wife’s Pleas. Sadly, Promiscuous Pop’s Antics Have Grown So Reckless, His Heartbroken Wife Is Suicidal & Considering Late Term Abortion...... REMINDER: NEVER BREED WITH SCROTES! IT IS LETHAL!

Papa’s Rose Bush

This man told me I needed to be VETTED prior to a first date bc women had "used" him for free dates before. I declined, so he offered to just buy dinner. He then canceled when his car broke down, and, in turn, I canceled him from my life. Now he's back asking when he can f*ck me :/

This man told me I needed to be VETTED prior to a first date bc women had "used" him for free dates before. I declined, so he offered to just buy dinner. He then canceled when his car broke down, and, in turn, I canceled him from my life. Now he's back asking when he can penetrate me :/