In this latest installment of "The Clarey Podcast"

Why Aaron can't find laces for his shoes at Target, how Marketing PhD's are behind the curve, "Special Ops Dachshunds - will they save America?" and how to extract the maximum amount of pampering and pity from women when you are sick.

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