Another timeless, and continually recycled article on why men are afraid to commit.

Women apparently want to know the reasons a man doesn’t want to lose all his freedom?  I mean, really why wouldn’t he want to saddle himself with a woman that will slowly hold him in contempt as time progresses as she ages out of her peak, and then utterly crushes him?  What’s not to like about a long term committed relationship?

So here we go with the start up

It’s generally true that if one half of a couple is ready to commit and the other isn’t, it’s usually the male half that’s backing towards the exit.

Of course women want commitment, why wouldn’t a master want a willing slave?

Here is this dude’s top eleve reasons:

1. He Still Wants to Play the Field

Basically, he’s alpha, he’s a man with options.  There is no reason for him to commit, the girl does not offer him anything he can’t find somewhere else.

2. Girls Grow Up Faster Than Boys

An old favorite lie.  Girls grow up faster?  I’ve always wondered how so?  Are they smarter?  No, are the more capable?  No.  Are they more swayed by social per pressur? Yes.  Becoming a sophisticated emotional vampire does not make you more grown up, it just makes you a parasite.  In fact women never grow up.

3. There’s Someone Else

See number one, although possibly he is engaged in this.

4. He’s Got Other Priorities

How much do single men accomplish?  How much do married?  Unless all you want is to claw your way to middle management, don’t commit.  Enough said.

5. He’s Got Baggage/He’s Afraid of Intimacy

Translation:  He understands the true nature of women and knows that commitment equals death.

6. He’s Afraid It Won’t Work Out

Afraid?  Oh poor little shaming language.  How about wise in the ways of women?

7. None of His Friends Have Committed

Single men, save yourselves!

8. He’s Only in It for Sex

The guy is doing a nice job of pretending that he isn’t in it for the sex.  If the guy is dating you, he’s in it for the sex.  Give me one good alternative reason a guy should be invloved with a woman.  Are they more interesting than your friends?  Nope, more vapid and vain.  Are they able to really do anything for you, that you cannot do yourself?  Nope.

My favorite part is his admonish to women to watch out for men like this.  They do watch out for them, because they like me this way.

9. He’s Still “Selfish”

This one actually made me laugh until I cried.   The subtext is marriage is the end of freedom.  ALL freedom if you’re a guy.

10. He’s Not into You Enough to Commit

A simplier way of saying this is:  Girl, you are a slut.

11. You’re Pressuring Him Too Much to Commit

An easier way of saying this: Sweetie, you’re a total bitch.

There’s a simpler reason for why men won’t commit and because I’m a generous person, I’m giving it out for free.  The cost is too high for the benefits, whatever those maybe and men will continue to commit less and less because there is no reason to be otherwise.