I’ve been out and about on this glorious day.  As I’m putting my bluetooth hands free in my ear the button is accidentally pushed.  Next thing I know I hear a woman’s voice say, “Please say a command…”

Hmm,   “Blow me,” I replied. (I haven’t programmed any voice commands)

phone: ” Command not recognized…please say a command.”

Ok, “Suck my dick.” I exclaimed.

phone: pause…(cheerful voice), “Media Center!”

Whoops!