A little article to help women figure out if a guy is going to “marry her.”
I could make it a lot easier for them:
- Does he have options? If yes go to 2, if no then yes he will marry you.
- Are you a ten? If yes then go to 3, if no then “No he will not marry you.”
- Is he religious? If yes then he will probably marry you. If no, then go to 4.
- Is he older and wants kids? If yes then he will probably marry you. If no, it ain’t going to happen.
Ah, but on to the article.
1) All his ex’s are crazy.
This is bullshit. If asked, I keep it short, but describe an ex as a real sweetheart (unless she really is institutionalized)
2) He plans ultra romantic dates.
Ha ha ha. Not these days. If he’s cheap he’s more likely a player.
3) Going hot and cold.
Accurate enough, although more cold than hot.
4) Pressuring for sex.
This is weak frame and more likely to get last-minute resistance, so not a good indicator
5) Facebook.
Staying off face book altogether? Although there are some that use it for pick up, I hate the damn thing.
6) His buddies act distant.
Not if they’re his wings . . .
7) He swears undying love early.
Again not likely if the guy has any sense at all.
I would only get dinged for one of these things (well maybe Facebook) and I am definitely not marrying, so more nonsense that does a girl no good.