Dear Ladies,
In a woman’s world, half-baked complaints about men get passed around like joints at an early 70’s Zeppelin concert. Most of them have the same result in the cognitive realm. Pot makes you stupid. Misandry makes you stupid and chronically angry.
But there was actually one of those complaints that was rooted in some truth, and now I’d like to share that with the red-eyed, pissed off lot of you.
Men think with their dicks.
True dat.
When it comes to women we are just wired that way. When we meet you, we size up your body part of choice first and then check our the rest of the terrain as a follow up. We wonder if you swallow before we want to know your last name. If you are not what we want sexually speaking, we make some small talk, but start figuring on an escape route even as we nod and smile to whatever it is you are saying. If we are attracted to you, then in one way or another, everything we say or do is geared to matters horizontal.
It is just the way we are. Take it up with God or Darwin as you please, but don’t whine about it. It’s never going to change. And it doesn’t make us defective. Truth is, you would not be reading this if things were not just as they are because homo sapiens would have just been another evolutional dead end. And truth tell, it lands us men in a lot more trouble than it ever brought on you. So if you are looking for sympathy about it, inquire elsewhere.
Actually, rather than being cranky, you should be thankful. If men thought with anything other than their dicks, 98% of them wouldn’t give you the time of day. I mean, why would any man pay any attention to you at all were it not for the prospect of boning you? What, your personality? Your companionship; sharing interests?
Please.
Let’s just get real here, ladies. Think of every time a man has ever bought you dinner, flowers, candy, jewelry, taken you on vacation, paid your bills, carried your crap, repaired your car or fixed any of those other thingy‘s in your life with moving parts that seem to escape your grasp. Now take your pussy out of the equation. You can kiss it all goodbye. If you think that isn’t true you are seriously deceiving yourself.
And let’s get even more real. You, of course, already know all this don’t, you?
That is why you spend billions collectively on cosmetics, alluring clothing, fake tits and the like. And before you come across with some tired old “I do those things for me,” bullshit line, just stop. Save that for your girlfriends. They need their delusions reinforced much more than I need my intelligence insulted.
See, here is the problem. Men thinking with their dicks and you playing on that to get ahead has always been a really good deal for you. I mean, c’mon, surely you can see that biology has dealt you the get-out-of-jail-and-everything-else-free card, platinum edition. Just use it with some measure of dignity and it will be passed down to your daughters and their daughters, forever and ever halleluiah.
You should seriously think about the long term impact of a meme that shames men’s natural inclinations, even as you exploit them. In fact you can already see the result.
Numbers of men, and I mean growing numbers, have been so barraged with the message that they have started listening to it. Many of us have started thinking, and have concluded, “Man, they’re right, I do think with my dick.”
Ladies, that is not good news for you. Because the day men stop thinking with their dicks, you are truly fucked.
So my suggestion to you is this. One, smarten up enough to know a good thing when you see it. And two, use the thing you are most gifted at, self interest, and see this realistically.
I have already covered the material and free labor incentives for embracing the natural state of things. But there is another benefit you probably never considered.
It can help keep you from being so psychotic.
Like so many of the things you like to bash men for, it requires you to embrace two diametrically opposed sets of beliefs at the same time. When you are lamenting men who think with their dicks, yet continue parasitic use of them, you just end up in a hostile-dependant mindset that will always keep you in conflict.
It may appear that as a woman you can change beliefs to suit situations as easily as a man can change crank baits in a bass boat, but the resultant craziness is unavoidable, and so is the ensuing state of permanent dissatisfaction.
You can’t depend on something you hate and ever be happy or completely sane. That is just as hard wired as a man’s sexuality. So you only have three options here.
First, stay crazy and unhappy That will be the choice for almost all of you, which pretty much explains why modern femininity is better explained as a mental disorder than an adaptive aspect of evolution.
Two, drop the dependency. Fat chance.
Or last, drop the hate. I have a sneaking suspicion that the number of women who drop the hate will somehow have a positive correlation to the number of men who start telling women to find their purse if they want to go out to dinner, even if it means, god forbid, doing a little thinking with the big head.
Dr. Paul is the publisher of A Voice for Men. Also, visit him his YouTube channel.
