Jodie Foster, perhaps America’s most renowned feminist actress, allegedly seized a boy and beat him in a mall parking lot, leaving marks and scratches on his arm when he attempted to take her picture, according to the boy and his father. Foster claims that she manhandled the boy because he was bothering her and her artificially conceived, genetically superior progeny, and anyway he was a “professional paparazzo.”

Although it might appear on the surface that this attack was an indication of hatred for men, I think something different is at work: Jodie’s having a rough time as a single mom.

Jodie Foster has told the world over and over that she doesn’t need any help from a mere man raising a couple of boys, but it seems that the stress is getting to be a bit much for her. Foster may be a highly charged, ambitious woman, and she may have set about trying to create the master race by having herself inseminated with Übermensch sperm, but even she has her limits, and all that pent up frustration came out in an explosion of rage against the hapless boy with a camera.

Women like Jodie Foster are why I think men should think twice about donating sperm — they will be your children, after all, and do you really want that kind of woman raising your kids?