Just when I think it can’t get any worse –

School police officers in Texas are doling out more tickets to children as young as 6, who under past disciplinary practices would have been sent to the principal’s office instead, according to a report by a Texas nonprofit.

That’ll learn ‘em!!

You’re in first grade. Some big guy in a blue uniform with a frown on his face hands you a piece of paper. Being halfway trained in civilized behavior, you wrap your gum in it and toss it in the wastebasket.

How in the world are kids supposed to figure out the world when they are surrounded by adults who so obviously can’t? I wonder if they accept payment of fines in Pla Dough?

Beam me up, Scottie. There is no intelligent life on this planet.