Max tipped me off to a term – “Jodi” – that pertains to guys who screw soldiers’ wives while they are in theater. These slutty wives are a dime a dozen on base, and big business for certain parasitic attorneys who specialize in removing soldiers’ pay. I feel for the poor boys — they come home from war and get hit with something even more devastating than a mortar round.

Well, I’ll let this marine bring it home to us: