Some months ago, the Good Men Project put up an article about how good feminist women are at fellatio, and how feminists perform it on tons of men. I’m surprised I missed it back then, but I was pretty busy at the time. When I first read it, I thought it must be a parody of some sort, but apparently the author, Jennifer Hollie Bowles, is quite sincere.
When I read women making these kinds of pronouncements, I can’t help but feel a bit embarrassed for them. I’m not sure whether they are aware that performing sex acts on huge numbers of men isn’t usually a good selling point for females. Even whores, who outdo heterosexual feminists in this regard, are usually pretty discreet about their business volume.
Here are a couple excerpts:
Not only do feminists get to suck dicks that are qualitatively better, but they also execute the sucking of dick better than their anti-feminist and non-feminist counterparts. Feminists get to suck better dicks because they’re not just choosy about wanting intellectual, successful, and respectful men. They want it all, including magnificent lovers, and in fact, they demand it all.
For all of you who say feminists are ugly, evil, lesbians, let’s just say that my feminist friends and I have had more dick than your anti-feminist cousins and grandmas ever dreamed about, and some of us even shave our pussies, dye our hair, and wear make-up. In fact, the feminists I know, including me, are hot as hell, and I’m not even lesbian.
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Feminists aren’t afraid to deep-throat that dick and own it, without feeling like a whore because a feminist chooses wisely who to fuck, who to suck, and who to make love to and keep after she’s weeded out all of the losers.
Who said feminists had no class?
