I added a blog stats counter which you can see at the bottom of the right hand column of links. Very soon this blog will reach one million hits, maybe even tomorrow.
Actually, I’m not even sure what a “hit” is technically. It could just be Sara hitting the refresh button one million times. Her love for me is strong.
I figure such an impressive human achievement should be celebrated, so in honor of the occasion the one millionth hit/person will win this:
This is a toe ring given to me by a stripper I once dated. When you wield this ring, it imbues you with the Power of Stripper. Which is a really good power, trust me. If you are a girl, it wll make you automatically hotter to men and cause other girls to resent you. If you are a guy, it will help you to act cool in strip clubs, not give the dancers any money, and pick them up in between their shifts.
< Evil Roissy >
Note to haters: Not to be used as a cock ring, no matter how snug the fit.
< / Evil Roissy >
I’m not sure if the free version of WordPress I use allows me to determine the identity of the one millionth hit, so this might be for naught. If anyone knows how I can get that information let me know. The winner will have to email me their shipping address.
Good luck!
