Sarah Palin has been in the news lately so I’ve decided to give it the Roissy treatment — one long kiss on the neck and an ass cheek squeeze.
She’s a palinpsest — people see reflected in her their particular American narrative. Why has she commanded so much attention? Because in her life, her mannerisms, her morals, and her views she is the embodiment of everything evil or everything good. Her existence alone reignites the culture wars.
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In general, liberal white men are more effete than conservative white men. This has been my observation. I can tell with 80% accuracy whether a male caller to a radio talk show is liberal or conservative just based on the tone of his voice. Liberal — mellifluous, sing-songy, whiny, high-pitched. Conservative — baritone, even, throaty, resonant. Sarah Palin drives the point home even further. Her ability to field dress a moose in waist-deep snow strikes at the sissified soul of the simpering suckass conformist and makes him lash out like a stuck piglet.
But Sarah Palin’s worst enemy is not the mincing liberal betaboy, oh no. It’s the childless, career-tracked, urban slut machine, government-as-daddy-and-husband-substitute, spinsterette. Palin shits grizzly-sized dung all over that lifestyle with her outdoorsiness, large brood, and prole tastes. The thing about her they really can’t swallow are her FIVE kids. There’s no better way to remind a hip clubgoing single chick in the city who loves to travel and sip pinot noir of her impending infertility and genetic obsolescence than with the image of a woman who’s chosen not to ignore her biological imperative in favor of playing the field indefinitely.
Palin makes blue state SWPLs nervous because she is the chill up their spines that they are being outbred into insignificance.
I’d bang Palin for the notoriety, but that’s about it. I prefer more feminine women for lovemaking.
If the rumors are true that Palin cheated on her alpha husband, I wouldn’t be surprised. She has a manly jawline, indicating high levels of testosterone which would make her more inclined to impulsive sexuality.
Race, sex, class. Who didn’t see an American trifecta election like this eventually bubbling to the surface like an evil geothermal vent?
Levi Johnston = John Edwards. Money doesn’t buy common sense to pull out. Class stops at the zipper.
The mainstream media has lost all credibility. Journalists are now no better than janitors. In fact, they’re worse — at least janitors know their place.
The merciful and morally right thing for Palin to do would have been to abort the Downs fetus. She is not to be lauded for keeping this genetic reject when we have the technology to prevent the suffering this child will endure his whole life. As I said in my Why I Love Abortion post and which Alias Clio said was the most immoral thing I ever wrote:
With constantly improving embryonic screening techniques for genetic or physical abnormalities, our gloriously abortifacient new world offers women and the men who love them the opportunity to prevent the misery and suffering of the doomed. For what could be more cruel than knowingly bringing to life a soul trapped in a twisted body or a stunted mind, wracked with pain and shame and exposed to a lifetime of horrible torment as objects of his affection forever elude him, his heart never to pulse with requited romantic love. I have nothing but seething hatred for those parents who willingly allow the births of babies with torturous afflictions.
Sarah Palin would not have to keep calling her Downs baby “perfection” if the baby was, indeed, perfect. The pretty lies we tell ourselves to keep the demons away…
Prole tastes and hobbies are mockable. As are SWPL tastes and hobbies. At least the proles seem to be enjoying themselves.
Bristol Palin is hot enough to bang at 9 months.
Sarah Palin is hotter than McCain’s wife. He knows this.
This was a good pick by McCain. How do I know? The opposition went completely insane.
There is no point to voting. When was the last time a national election was decided by one vote?
I could run this country better than any of the four candidates. But I’d rather be a heartbeat away from poolside.
