Read this funny ground zero account of a cougar on the loose, and be sure to raise a toast this Christmas season to the cougars culling the herd of the inexperienced and desperate. They are an apex predator after all.

From then on it was me, Alison and the biggest cougar of them all: V___. She is 46 and was wearing a miniskirt.

Giddy up!

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