You know times are bad when never enjoying sex becomes a joke.

Readership: All; Men;
Theme: Whorable Wonders
Author’s Note: Coauthored with Jack.
Length: 500 words
Reading Time: 3 minutes + 1 minute of video

Those of us who have been around the Manosphere for a while are familiar with the trope of the carousel rider who somehow manages to stick the landing and then has a miserable marriage.  Well, this has become so commonplace these days that female comedians are now joking about it — and sadly, people are laughing!

Bridesmaid FIGHT | Katherine Blanford (2024/12/26)

Her lines from 13:10-14:20. [Pardon the “like, you know” fluff.]

“It was one of those moments in my life…  We’ve all had this moment where you see somebody younger and then you realize how much you’ve elevated as a person.  I was just looking at her like, “[ __ ] I used to be you!”  Do you remember in your 20s when you didn’t eat because you were trying to stay scrawny because you’re trying to find a mate?  You know, because you needed shelter, right?  You didn’t want to live with your 17 roommates anymore, you know.

But I was like, “Now I’m good.  Now I live with an accountant in the suburbs and we’ve got an instapot.”  You know, you don’t [need sex at all].  You’re not horny anymore, you know.  You don’t have to pretend like you like butt stuff anymore.  Now it’s all like prepared, you know.  You got ‘sexy time’ circled on the calendar every other Tuesday.  He comes home, you clock in, you do your three positions, and you clock out.  You’re like, “Whoa!  4 minutes and 12 seconds!  That that was a long one!  Yeah we’re going to have to use the massage gun tonight.”

So here we have a hot blonde chick, making jokes about:

  1. Being married to an accountant (Beta Bux).
  2. Not having to work as hard to look good (letting herself go).
  3. Scheduling sex 2x a month (lacking passion).
  4. Not having to pretend she likes certain things in the bedroom (no enthusiasm).
  5. Getting sex over with quickly (jaded).

Who knows what her marriage is actually like, but she hits all the Red Pill highlights for why guys opt for dating over marriage or to just remain single.

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This just goes to prove that women can never escape their primary purpose of sex and procreation, and when that is absent or discarded, then they are relegated to sexual objectification — and it’s not just men doing this — even women are objectifying themselves in presumed humor as Blanford demonstrates, and this is true whether they are actually enjoying sex or not.  The sad part is that the women she’s describing have probably never truly enjoyed sex in their whole life.

It’s a shame that so many attractive women have reduced themselves to being everything they don’t want to be by convincing themselves that they don’t want to be what they truly are. (You can fill in the blank.)

And this is now considered funny.  Ha ha.

H/T: F@cebook Reel

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