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My body is on New Zealand Time, my head is on Eastern Standard Time and my stomach has gotten stuck on Lunch Time.
Anyway, a quick email conversation from Friday…
Me: (something work related)… and I’m starting to feel like I’m getting my mojo back.
She: (something work related)… ah, me = no mojo
Me: Well of course you have no mojo, you’re a girl. Only boys have mojo.
She: So what do girls have?
Entire Weekend Passes As I Live Like Newly Transported Nocturnal Zoo Animal And Monday Rolls Around
Me: Kryptonite
She: LMAO.
I’m hungry again…

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