Admittedly Danny DeVito is a celebrity and that’s why he’s on The View. But he’s so full of reckless confidence about his sex life that he carries the day. Even Elizabeth Hasselbeck folds over laughing so the stick up her ass must need replacing soon.

All in all Danny runs a rampant cocky and funny game. I’m also pretty sure that having five women laughing and liking him made for a great preselection effect for when he got home. But then again, he’s made it clear he was going to get laid anyway.
I think the trick to short guy game is to act like you have no idea you’re short. Or if questioned on it, simply announce you are “taller on the inside” and continue to plow your frame.
Probably best not to start fights in bars though.
Hat tip Popcrunch for the video.
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