Jennifer: “I stole $20 from your wallet.”
Me: “It’s only stealing if we don’t have sex.”
Jennifer: “Well you owe me then.”
Me: (Look of utter befuddlement)
Me: “I have no idea what that means.”
Jennifer: “I have no idea either.”
Me: “So… er…. ah.”
VERBAL INTERACTION FAILURE OVERRIDE PROTOCOL INITIATED
EXECUTE PHYSICAL ESCALATION ROUTINE ALPHA-TSK
TARGET COMPLIANT ALPHA-TSK
REBOOT SPEECH MODULE
Me: “That’s almost worth $20.”
Jennifer: “Almost?!”
Me: “Maybe some more practice together….”
Jennifer: “You’re incorrigible!”
INDICATOR OF INTEREST VERBAL-24 RECOGNIZED
SEXUAL ADVANCE PROTOCOL INITIATED
SCANNING FOR LIFE SIGNS
TWO CHILDREN PRESENT AT THIS LOCATION RANDOM DEPLOYMENT NOTED
TARGET UNABLE TO BE ISOLATED
STATE VERBAL INTENTION AND END PROTOCOL
Me: “I’ll see some more of you later….”
STATUS DETERMINATION: HUNGRY
DEPLOY TO KITCHEN
As an aside, we have a joint checking account so it’s all “our money” anyway. We’re playing with each other.
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