We recently had a party for my son’s first birthday. Let me tell you, the kid has some tight Game. Amazing. I learn stuff from him all the time.

He spent the evening ignoring his two year old cousin. By the end of it, she was following him around like a puppy and giving him raspberries (the food, not the stuck out tongue).

My sister-in-law has been (over the phone) jealous and annoyed because our son is significantly more advanced than her daughter was at that age (he’s walking several months before she was). At the party, she was wrapped around his finger.

My other sister-in-law (the twat waffle) spent the whole evening trying to make her son the center of attention. Our boy ignored her, the entire time. By the end of the evening she was drooling over him and gushing about how cute and adorable he is (despite still refusing to truly join the party).