In my sicky, drugged state, I decided to start working on the previously discovered Cock Socks! I found both a crochet and knit pattern, made by the same woman, and I’m finding them both to be rather frustrating.
As I started the crochet version, I notice that even though my stitches are way tighter than most people’s, this thing was coming out to be Sasquatch size. I’m pretty sure most guys don’t have a dick the width of a coke can (God, I hope not, poor women of the world). I paired it down a bit, and also resized the ball bag, because holy moly, no one’s balls are that big, even my husband’s.
The instructions were really confusing, and I didn’t see where the instructions were for closing the bottom of the bag. Got frustrated and just put it aside, but here it is in it’s unfinished glory.
I started the knit version, and had the same problem. This woman’s vagina must be the size of the Grand Canyon if her husband has that size dick. Anyway, I started over and it’s looking better. It’ll even fit a little snug, I think. I forgot how medieval looking double-pointed bamboo knitting needles are. It’s also incredibly difficult to get started with them, because it just looks like a big clusterfuck until you get a few solid rows in.
Yes, I’m wearing Super Mario pajama pants, don’t judge me!
More updates to follow.
