Bronan challenged me to post some Google nonsense, so here.. we… go…
“cock” – Tits!
“wtf anal” – Use lube.
“give her a good spanking”, “you deserve a good spanking young lady “ – Yes please.
“what to ask a submissive girl in a game “ – Do you want the flogger or the riding crop?
“manosphere perfume” – What would this smell like? Beer, power tools, and gunpowder?
“coconut oil christian hand job “ – Coconut oil is awesome for handjobs, I guess add in some holy water? 0_o
“clearance sexy dirty slutty outfits” – When you find this, email me pls
“pills for introverts” - Same for this.
“i’m not very feminine” – Girl I hear you. Read fashion blogs, watch YouTube makeup tutorials, you’ll get there!
“bright red lip talk dirty slut” - At least buy me dinner first…
“guys locker room nut sack” - I know nothing of this, but I’ve heard stories…
“fuch the ass shut comes out” – We’ve gone over this one before, but it still makes me laugh, so I’m including it again. P.S. http://www.typing-lessons.org/
“submissive table” – As opposed to a dominant table?
“oh no sex sexy” - GTFO.
“how to trick a hamster into thinking your its mother” – No no no, you want to trick the hamster into telling you you’re her daddy.
“i am an independant woman who is submissive in relationships” - Good on ya, lady. Keep doin’ what you do.
“little sexi children” – No. Fuck off and die.
“wordpress blowjob” – You’re better off finding a woman for that, honey.
“blue’s clues let’s write” – Boy I hope a parent was googling that.
“braces blowjob fail pubic hairs” – I’m starting to regret the BJ Fail post.
